Alterniabound 04 - BL1ND JUST1C3: 1NV3ST1G4T1ON !!

[FukosStarfishBuddy]

Anyone hear a kissing sound at the end?

H3 H3 T3R3Z1 GOT K4RK4T GOOOOD.

[ChibiClover1]

0:37 gamzee honking oh my god

[PortalShy]

This has the Phoenix Wright Objection! 2001 theme in it. I approve.

[GirFan3443]

0:34 - 0:37 HoNk :o)

[Zanite]

Horatio Caine eat your sunglasses

[dewatdawn1]

This song is so awesome that my tooth fell out. I didn't even touch it. It just fell out. Legit. I know.

[w1ls0on]

This one is the best one on the soundtrack

[shadowsgirl4vr]

H3H3H3H3H3 YOU T4ST3 L1K3 C4NDY K4RKL3S

[carcinoGeneticist612]

@shadowsgirl4vr ME GUSTA.

[DeathlySyndrome]

eafawehgpiHIPWWAGLEWRKQGJPI3RJ­TMIOC3JUOI!!!!!111oneoneoneone­!!!

[AllibCp]

May8e you forgot who you're dealing with. I am the Thief of Light. You really expect me to lose a simple COIN FLIP? I've got AAAAAAAALLLLLLLL THE LUCK, remember? >::::)

[Lgliam20]

It reminds me of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire and Phoenix Wright.

[yizo247]

WH4T DO YOU TH1NK L3MONSNOUT?

SH4LL W3 FL1P TH3 CO1N?

>:]

[rorysgirl1]

wow t3r3z1 1s 4w3som3

[lavenchie]

MoThEr FuCkIn

JuRy!

[TheAman2311]

That bass just reminds me to much of Phoenix Wright for it to be just a coincidence.

[seafireofatlantis]

anyone else think these alternia bound things look like pppppp?

[AntefixA]

"Just flip the fucking coin, Neophyte."

On another note, anyone else notice that her killing Lemonsprite was serious foreshadowing?

[RitsuTheCreeper]

H3H3H3H3 >:p I love Terezi =w=

[AsnRandomness]

Soliciting By Listening To The Joyful Tunes And Harmonies Of The Humans Is Acceptable And I Understand Completely But You Must Understand Terezi That Savouring The Chords By Weaving Your Tongue Through The Humans Music Producers Is Quite Vulgar

[TheMagnum09]

OBLIG4TORY 4LLUS1ON TO T3R3Z1'S STYL3 OF SP34K1NG IN HOP3S OF G3TT1NG TOP COMM3NT >:]

[YumilX2]

@TheMagnum09 well i gUess that yoU have failed at that wild endeavoUr.

[datkid56]

@YumilX2 Who are You?!! (Troll text)

[YumilX2]

@datkid56 why do yoU not know? oh, right. i thoUght i was talking to trolls on my side of the Universal phenomenon what yoU would call the scratch...

[TheQuestMasters]

@datkid56 that is a...spoiler and so you must read more Homestuck.

[datkid56]

@TheQuestMasters But the Troll or What ever That alien Is, has Not yet Been revealed.

Just the Hands.

[jacobpotter]

@datkid56

Well, at the time of your comment, it had shown her keyboard, which had alternian letters on it.

As of today, it's shown her horns.

My money is on her being a pre-scratch troll.

[datkid56]

@jacobpotter I have A feeling That it's An ancestor. There is A reason Hussie introduces Characters.

[jacobpotter]

@datkid56

Well, that's what I meant. It's one of the player trolls pre-scratch, meaning its one of the ancestors in child form.

[groovyastrodude]

@jacobpotter

Actually, it's not so obvious. A friend and I both suspect that UU is a troll from the universe the post-scratch humans created (presumably with help from the scratch survivors). Think about it- the post-scratch humans are figures of legend, whose exploits are the subject of fierce speculation. If she's a pre-scratch troll, how do you explain that?

Let's not forget that Jake was able to communicate with Jade. This could be an analogous situation.

[jacobpotter]

@groovyastrodude

... What do you mean, how do I explain it? Jake was able to contact Jade, which means you can contact people across the Scratch.

Karkat and the lot contacted John, so you can contact across universes too.

So why couldn't you cross both at once?

Also, when Jake fell unconscious he encountered (probably) Mindfang, judging by the scorpio symbol and the Sufferer necklace.

It pretty much has to be a pre-scratch-Alternia troll.

[groovyastrodude]

@jacobpotter

Now that I think about it, I think you're at least partially right.

Given UU's agreeable demeanor and the name of xors (his or her) chat client, it seems likely that xe comes from a gentler and kinder society than the Alternia we know. This is consistent with Doc Scratch's description of the ORIGINAL Alternia (see page 5953), from whence the ORIGINAL heroes came.

So I think that UU is probably one of the heroes from old Alternia, and thus neither an ancestor nor a "modern" troll.

[jacobpotter]

@groovyastrodude

Well, that's what I meant. She's one of the post-scratch ancestors, but pre-scratch, so she's in the place of one of the trolls we know.

Like how Jane is Nanna.

[YumilX2]

@jacobpotter I reckon that was UU, actually.

[jacobpotter]

@YumilX2

... That is exactly who I was talking about. you contributed absolutely nothing to this conversation.

[jacobpotter]

@groovyastrodude

Also, if you recall, Rose was a similar "figure of legend," even though she was from the universe the trolls created. It's the Timey-Wimey Ball thing, really.

Weird Time Shit is what the Homestuck wiki calls it.

[holypieceofcrap]

0:33 GAMZEE ATTACK

[datkid56]

@holypieceofcrap Shut up. He didn't Mean to Hurt anyone. . . He meant To kill Them :O.

[Icepikachu1]

WH4TS HOM3STUCK >:?

[Nyemai]

We're learning about police investigations and all stuff in my english class.

Thanks to Terezi I knew all the vocabulary needed xD

[LckeStudios]

This is the song of Terezi investigating Tavros's murdered body.

Called it.

[ElanoreTheScout]

This sounds like.

Phoenix Wright

AAAAAAAA

[bionicdragon5]

OBJ3CT1ON!!!

(sorry. someone had to do it.)

[YumilX2]

@bionicdragon5 1 d1d an obj3c1on 1n t)(3 1.33 sp33d v3rs1on, jUst so yoU know.

[bionicdragon5]

@YumilX2 W3LL SH1T!

[Lone88Wanderer]

Oh, the shame of being )(ighblood and )(aving a fishy patron. }8'( W)(at I wouldn't give to have the great Terezi to )(ook up too.

[AlliDemon]

@Lone88Wanderer My situation entirely 

[Nikkiperson1337]

@Lone88Wanderer I'm disappointed that you missed the )( in "Oh" "shame" and "Have" >:O /chastise

[Lone88Wanderer]

@Nikkiperson1337 Alas, I'm not a sea dweller as )(igh as Fef, so my speec)( patterns are still erratic. Many apologies, Nikk------i!

[Burpigwet]

4S MUCH 4S 1T P41NS M3 TO 4DM1T, YOUR FRU1TY OR4NG3 F41RY SU1T SM3LLS...

D3L1C1OUS

[wakkanda]

@Burpigwet WHAT THE FUCK?

[TheAnimeXIII]

@wakkanda Homestuck quote

[wakkanda]

@TheAnimeXIII WHAT THE FUCK IS HOMESTUCK?

[YouDuck2345]

@wakkanda Hi, Karkat.

[thenameiskip]

One of our sheds burned down the other day, causing an explosion that took out a truck and my brother's motercycle. It was arson. I sifted about the wreckage after the event, and being the Libra that I was, quickly deduced what had happened, but decided that the 1NV3ST1G4T1ON must be more more exciting than that, so I pretended to follow a different conclusion, a more exciting one.

All the while, this very tune played in my mind.

[xnyumix]

@thenameiskip omg kip I found you o-o... HAI 8D

[thenameiskip]

@xnyumix Holy shit Doki, how did you even find me. Wow. H3H3, J3GUS, M4YB3 YOU SHOULD B3 TH3 1NV3ST1G4TOR.

[xnyumix]

@thenameiskip lol logan was showing me homestuck vids and I was scrolling down to the comments and just found you xD

:33< Aaawz :3, your too kind. I`m not purrfect in investigating things though. o^o

[MarshmallowRadiation]

Disliking this video is extremely illegal and whoever dislikes it must be executed for great justice.

D1D SOM3ON3 S4Y JUST1C3?!?!

If I still had a head I'd arrest you...

[YumilX2]

I don't even like most of the trolls, but terezi is just....

amazing. that's what she is.

she is awesome, and so is dave. the others... they are cool, but not like them. these guys are in a class of their own

[MrKeepinitreal123]

...Anyone notice that the wire connecting Karkat and Terezi's games are shaped like a heart?

[xDarkTranquility]

I absolutely love the piano in this.

[FullMetalAwesome7]

CO1N? WH4T CO1N? TH3 PROS3CUT1ON S33S NO CO1N. SH3'S BL1ND, R3M3MB3R??

[DistrictIvory]

Track number FOUR. Has a ONE and a THREE in the title in that order.

[FullMetalAwesome7]

@DistrictIvory 1TS 4 S1GN FROM TH3 BL1ND PROPH3TS.

[FullMetalAwesome7]

@DistrictIvory 1TS 4 S1GN FROM TH3 BL1ND PROPH3TS.

[NinjaKittehful]

I had a somewhat-lucid dream where I was Terezi.

You....

....you have no idea of what that was like...

[sonauqmop42]

@NinjaKittehful Were you, at least as far as dream-logic is concerned, blind?

[NinjaKittehful]

@sonauqmop42 At first I could easily see. Once I began to lucid dream, I remembered that Terezi was blind, and suddenly I was, too.

There was this one point where I was fighting monsters and somehow I could detect where they were....and then I realized I was SMELLING them.

(It was actually a pretty cool dream, if I do say so myself).

[PaperConan]

This is like a mixture of Pursuit (2001), Sburban Jungle, and Terezi's Theme.... OH SNOP.

I shit all the bricks. All of them.

[LewaElite]

Why are Karkat's horns sharp?

[lucastcatarro]

0:09 - 0:33 OBJECTION! (erm, 2001)

[kimera117]

Meh, obviously is a reference to Phoenix Wright saga... But im still loving it!

[AlexielSnape]

Do I hear a bit of Sburban Jungle around 1:00 and 2:25?

[LewaElite]

@AlexielSnape a-duuh

[fdsgfgsdgsd]

Listening to this while looking at the Terezi and Dave dance party gifs. SO FITTING.

[MasterKurow]

I honestly don't care too much about the webcomic...but the music is awesome.

[RedsoxVampire]

@MasterKurow HOW DO YOU NOT LIKE THE COMIC?!?!?!?! IT IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING EVER!!!!!!!!!!

[MasterKurow]

@RedsoxVampire

don't care too much doesn't mean don't like

The gimmick behind the comic is a nice touch, but storywise, it's kinda average to me.

[Scholarstorm]

@MasterKurow I respect your opinion. Even though every fiber in me is screaming "OBJECTION!"

Coin? What coin?

Seriously where's my coin?

Anyone see it?

[TailsHatsune]

OBJ3CT1ON! TH4T W4S OBJ3CT1ON4BL3!! >8O

[PrettyDarkMaiden]

Phoenix Wright - Terezi Attorney!

[cconroy11]

@PrettyDarkMaiden nonono it should be Terezi Pyrope - BL1ND ATTORN3Y

[raynasarethan]

@cconroy11 *BL1ND 4TTORN3Y

[sinsuns]

h0nk h0nk :O)

[PaladinOfGame]

You cannot possibly defeat Terezi in a detective-off. She is just the best there is.

[forte8910]

1 L34RN3D TO PL4Y TH1S ON P14NO SO 3P1C

[kokiri8890]

TH3 PROS3CUT1ON S33S NO CO1N >:]

[maruproductions]

@kokiri8890 SH3'S BL1ND, R3M3MB3R????

[animefangirl5556]

@kokiri8890 D1D YOU FORG3T? TH3 JUST1C3 1S BL1ND! >:]

[NSCLord]

motherfuckin

JURY

[KimoyaFTW]

0:36

shit gets serious.

[0822kitten]

*REALIZATION*

See, this is why I'm glad I played Pheonix Wright Ace Attorney, because now I understand that the intro and other parts of this are throwbacks/references/somethin­g to that effect to Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney.

I haven't played the sequel to PW;AA, but I recognize parts like that for sure.

[KisamierofRuairi]

I SAID MOTHERFUCKING honk

motherfucker.

[nanabanana881]

;u; I WISH THEY MADE A VIDEO GAME OF THIS D:!!!! :'( It would be fucking badass

[xUndergroundPinecone]

those fucking honks always scare the shit out of me.

[beatupthebadguy]

the bass is blowing my mind *u*

[GrychoFilms]

It took me a while to understand the kiss at the end. :I

[0MissMalevolent0]

i went blind @1:40 so amazing.

[MrGamzee]

Honk

honk.

:o)

[WhyDidIJustEatThat]

@MrGamzee

H̶̗̪͔͚̾ͧ͘Ö̬̞̐̑ͦ̊̚̚͜N̮̺͉̲͓͍̅̉ͤ­K͔̯̩͙̗̪͕̭ͧͬͦͤ͋̔̕

̢̩̭̻̫̣ͣͨ͘h̡͕̣̬̦͕̔̔ͭͨͯ̓́o̞̬ͩ̊ͫ͝­̝ņ̵͖̟̑͆͘k̺͍̻̫̇ͮ̂͂̓ͪ̕

̩̖̼̖͂̏͆̋ͦ͡͠H̷̞͎̾̏͛O̵̵̬͌̀ͥ̄̽͛͛̚­̹̝̤̼̹̻͖Ṅ̶̂́͏̧̬̞̪̼̥̱K̷̴̡̳̙̹̬̆̾­

[epoose]

I got into forensics just because of terezi.

[epoose]

i always thought terezi had a sort of german-ish accent

[Resistanceisfutile1]

You can't beat Terezi in an investigate-off, she's simply the best there is

[HungryMungry]

1 GU3SS YOU COULD S4Y TH4T MY D3T3CT1V3 SK1LLS 4RE...

*PUTS ON SH4D3S*

OUT OF S1GHT!

Y33333333333333333333444444444­444444444444444444444444444444­44444H

[datkid56]

@HungryMungry The fuck Do you Mean by That comment? God you Idiots Are all The same With these Lame ass Comments, I am Sure the "157" People behind You begs To differ But seriously The 7k on My side Says otherwise.

[HungryMungry]

@datkid56 Whoa, dude, what's your problem? What I 'meant'? This is a take on the popular show CSI: Miami, where the lead detective puts on his sunglasses before he makes a pun related to a crime. Chill out.

[RedthePersona]

@datkid56 Wow, you're dumb as fuck.

[MrAnonymas]

@datkid56

"No fun allowed"

[Ivoreh]

@datkid56 Lmfao, get a brain.

[datkid56]

@Ivoreh I replaced It with Faygo

[ZexiontheVIth]

@datkid56 He is just having fun man, fuck. Get that pole out of your ass and try having some yourself sometime. O_o

[doods91]

@datkid56 YOU T4ST3 L1K3 4SS SO UNFUNNY

[datkid56]

@doods91 :O cool A terezi Has appeared Time to Go get Out my Pokeballs XD

[doods91]

@datkid56 ST1LL FUCK1NG R3T4RD3D I S33

[datkid56]

@doods91 WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW GET OFF MY CASE YOU BLIND BITCH

[doods91]

@datkid56 YOU M4D?

[datkid56]

@doods91 Eh lets Not do This and Let it Be.

[fault3k]

@datkid56 You're a little bi-polar with your commenting ._.

[datkid56]

@fault3k :O yes, Maybe, no, Fuck yes, FUCK YOU.

[fault3k]

@datkid56 No sir, fuck you.

[datkid56]

@fault3k Maybe if You were More like It of Color.

[fault3k]

@datkid56 Ever think she might be slightly referencing Godot?

[datkid56]

@fault3k Godot . . . ? :O o: :O o:

[TheBurrowingHippo]

@HungryMungry gog damn iit terezii that'2 MY thiing don't go fuckiing 2tealiing iit, biitch.

[dawnkryxel]

@HungryMungry 1F JUST1C3 1S BL1ND TH3N, 1. 4M. JUST1C3.

[TheMoonKitsune]

@dawnkryxel YOU ARE NOT JUSTICE, TEREZI. GOD DAMN.

[YumilX2]

@TheMoonKitsune T3R3Z1 1S.

[TheMoonKitsune]

@YumilX2 NO.

SHE'S A FUCKING BLIND GIRL WHO LOVES LICKING THINGS.

[misspurple33000]

HONK

[SHIZAMProductions]

this just screams phoenix wwright

[wheatleysfan01]

SOMEONE CALL CSI -- Terezi needs to join that show, NOW.

[epicneko1]

i bet you terezis beating karkat.

[KirbyVolt]

New Update.

This song?

Freaked out to all hell?

Yeah, that's pretty bad-ass. Can't lie.

[Tentazion59]

All Terezi needs now is a "Cornered Theme", and she can have a game herself.

[McImoi]

Terezi Wright

[SamTheMightyMan]

Terezi vs Harvey Birdman

Man thats a pic I want to see get made

[ShadowScribble]

1 OBJ3CT, B3C4US3 TH4T W4S OBJ3CT1ON4BL3.

[angelprincess07]

OH GOG THE HONKING

0:33

[ParappatheRapper]

This song is so beautiful.

It has all of the beauty.

All of it.

[Xwakarana1X]

poor lemonsnout never stood a chance against Terezi



[uncannyUroboros]

I imagine Terezi could pull off the terrible CSI: Miami puns. She even has the shades.

[Reclaimer077]

@uncannyUroboros LOOKS LIK3 TH3 V1CT1M...

W4S K1LL3D BY VR1SKA!

Y33333333333333444444444444444­444444444444444HHHHHH >:]

[LewaElite]

@uncannyUroboros look at the comment above you

[LewaElite]

@uncannyUroboros comment above you

[SPI014]

sburban jungle?

[Cambesa]

fking chill nr

[Highstar25]

phoenix wright in alternia :P