Mystery Red Book!

[Kelsey4Drew]

wow. so ive been looking at youtubers in hopes to find someone who I think will be the next big youtuber and honest to god you have an amazing personality that makes me laugh, I bet if you posted more regularly and more ppl new about you you could make it big! I hope u go for it!

[ThePoltergueist]

you a re a mix between black , chinese, chicano and whobody else knows...

[rctfanatic]

Where are you? Tear!

[Steinninn]

Now you have two friends from Iceland

[omega9jake]

Oh jabazzy I love and miss you :) I still remember when I subed you :D

[ASAngelo]

Wow! Fun video.^^

.. know what you mean about construction. Sometimes noises in my own area make it difficult for me to make videos for youtube with the sound quality I wish.(I have a train a block and a half away.)

^^

Making a video for utube can sometimes turn out to be an adventure.

;)

A.

[babyporridge]

I love you Jaz. You are tres entertaining. Also, not that I was staring at your breasts...err... but your shirt says BENCH. Is that totally from my homeland?!

[baileyraetsen]

Love the ending :)

That is such a good idea! In my opinion, YouTube is making the world a smaller place :)

[natztheflip]

i misssed you!!!! and lol-ing at blaming the recession for the unattractive construction workers.

beautiful page!! <3

[karlthewisconsinite]

I only found you two days ago, and I can't get enough!

[jabazzy]

May our dance together last forever...or until our legs fall off.

<3

[IMayLookCatLike]

You're so cute! ^^

(Even though you're like seven years older than me.)

[jabazzy]

I probably act seven seconds old :p

Thanks ^_^

[rnb8220]

Red Book. Are you sure that you're not violating some sort of copyright laws.

Check, so you're not down for hot, sweaty, 40-50 year old men that you've likely called "Uncle" at some point. I'll keep that in mind. Don't send senior construction workers to Jasmine. alright, off the list.

what to add back on the list? A Traveling autographed by youtube ppl thermos of Gazpacho. I think we have a winner.

[jabazzy]

Hey! Senior construction workers could and are hot...as long as they don't have hairy sweaty chests (like these men had) :\

[rnb8220]

OK, senior construction workers are hot when they're sweaty but not when they're hairy. But hair helps sweat happen....I'm so confused. I remedied that with Bubble Tea and Fried Chicken in no particular order

[P00P0STER0US]

Howdy Jaz, thanks for checking in with us :)

I hope you get more chances to relax this summer.

[jabazzy]

The Sun and I will be great friends this summer. I hope Mr.Sun shines down on you, always :)

[P00P0STER0US]

I hope so too, and thank you very kindly :o) I also believe I can say with certainty that ice cream will be a joyful part of summer for both of us. As an aside, I think I'm only one of many who will stop everything I'm doing to read a jabazzy comment reply when it graces my inbox :o)

[jabazzy]

STOP THE PRESSES.

I JUST had a banana split!!!!!!!!!!!!

(yeah it's 11pm heading to 12am but it's never too late for ice cream :D)

[P00P0STER0US]

THAT'S FANTASTIC NEWS!!!

:oD It's never too late for a banana split. I have a confession to make though... I've never had a banana split. I will try one soon, that's a promise. Right now I'm eating some microwave butter chicken and rice. I got home kinda late, so it's my late night supper. And I do love butter chicken with a passion! Have sweet dreams Jazz, night night :)

[cherrymocha64]

i actually stretched

O.O

[jabazzy]

and I actually wanted to tickle your armpits when you did...

[Quisitali]

OooOoo I hope I get the chance to sign that book :)

Maybe some day.....

Shameless Boobie promotions FTW

[jabazzy]

I hope it reaches you one day. It is quite an awesome book filled with a lot of love and charm.

<3

[Quisitali]

Its like a Magic Book of Secret Super PPL!!

lol why are you so Kick Ass?? I bet you're filled with lots of love and charm as well!!

<333

[gheminie]

i see youi've included a spy coin (Poppy Quarter) with a mini transmitter in it.......kewel ;-)

[jabazzy]

Now I can follow vloggers into their homes and watch them naked? NICE haha :p

[azurehydra]

BOOOOOBIESSSSS~!

[jabazzy]

Boobies are warm and mushy.

:p

[azurehydra]

warm and mushy sounds very very pleasant~

^_^

[StylidiumLane]

Great to see you again, would be nice for the book to make it down under too!

[jabazzy]

It has been in Australia before via TheRavenOfPoe but I hope it reaches your way. You deserve the book since you are a well loved member of the community. I love you!

[BethOnTop]

ahh, you're amazing.

where did this booky thing start? I can't remember. I hope I get this crazy thing one day :)

<33

[jabazzy]

I hope you get it someday and go through the crazy torture that is Posting it out! So expensive! :D

Also, it was started by twish1999 over a year ago I think.

[NekoHWhuT]

aww lucky, you got the book! i remember hearing about it a little while ago. you must really be loved and trusted here :P, but i understand why :P

are you going to 789??? im going with luna and nat

[jabazzy]

I really would LOVE to go but unfortunately I cannot. Low on funds and time :( Hope you have a blast though and rub that shit in my face haha

[itsjustinleon]

because of YT I know more people in Canada than IRL

[jabazzy]

Come back to Canada!!!!

By the way, I'm jealous about you and the sexy Metric!

[munchkinhugs]

I LOVE YOUR JACKET! where where where can i get one... in australia? it's so AWESOME!

seriously, where, where whereeee?!

[jabazzy]

ahh I love Bench clothing because they feel and fit so nice. There's an online store I believe...just search Bench UK Clothing. Since I can't post links. Good luck!

[WillzWatching]

Booooooouuuuuuuuubbbbies!

Shameless indeed! Rawr lol.

[jabazzy]

Never have shame of your boobies...or man boobies. RAWR ;)

[WillzWatching]

Please--I don't have any man boobies!

I've got pectacular pecs. *flex*

Yeah I make baby jesus cry because they are so chiseled.

P.S. Ahhhhh Volnessj jizzing on your book---eeep!

[Milkysponge]

Construction workers are never like that when they're working in/near your house. It's the rules. :P

Your page in the autograph book looks awesome. :D

Must... buy... Bench. :|

[jabazzy]

Yeah that rule hardly is ever broken :( But fortunately there are some hot shirtless roofers working on my neighbours roof right now. Things are now balanced....I mean...umm..ummm....everyone is beautiful in the sun :D

[absterz00]

must buy this book!

[jabazzy]

I wish I could buy the book too! It's filled with such love. Too bad I'm too poor.

Maybe I'll just post "fake bids" to make you pay more hahaha *evil grin

[Platform10]

you are fantastic. :) i'm so glad you're back.

[jabazzy]

It's always nice to be back to loving arms ;)

[Co0kieCrumbl3]

im jealous , k80blog is the shit <3 her vids and her ( shes awesome )

and im glad u made a vid , missed you !

[jabazzy]

I love everything about k80blog even her shit. ew, but true (?!?!)

:D

[Co0kieCrumbl3]

ya i agree , so true ^^

[ScumbagSam]

Jabaz! You're back! Try to make more vids - I love watching you ramble on and on.. and on... and on... :)

sorry to hear the construction guys arent hot. Thats just a crime against everything that ever was. My thoughts are with you in this troubled time!

[jabazzy]

haha Sam you crack me up!

I'm glad someone, just ONE, can stand my ramblings ;)

<3

[crispypata31]

Dude. Jasmine. We could both totally look like that Christmas card.

It's summer.

Let's do it.

("It" referring to building muscle mass on our bodies not "it" referring to what is now dialectally used to describe sexual intercourse).

... i'm not creepy.

[jabazzy]

I would love if my breasts turned into pecks. Let's do this!! bwahahaha

[nightie82]

Unattractive men in the basement.. that's pretty unfortunate, on more than one level.

(i have no idea, whatsoever, what that comment was supposed to suggest, but i'm sure you can think of something..)

[jabazzy]

I'm pretty unfortunate that the unattractive men didn't find my chamber where I keep all my attractive men locked away in. PHEW.

(Yah, that was creepy...but possibly true :p)

[RoboFillet]

Rock those boobehs Jas.

Your page in the book is amazing - wow!

[jabazzy]

You will forever be in my book ;)

[eoin68]

K80blog rocks.

[jabazzy]

She rocks my socks definitely <3

[twish1999]

Thank you so much for signing the YouTube autograph book :-)

x hugs x

[jabazzy]

Thanks for starting such an awesome project Twish <3

[nezoone]

you have a beautiful autograph :D

it's good to see your face again!!!

[jabazzy]

I can't wait to see YOUR face in person :p

If you'll see me that is haha.

[dannideetz]

missed youuuuuuu

[jabazzy]

missed you you you you you you you you too. miss being here :)

[ofthemonster]

aww not me! <3 your bench!

[jabazzy]

DEVON!!! It's you!!! I want your bench.

[Magnulus]

*melt* The dashing, delectibly delicious and daringly darling Jabazzy! Loves you. Me does.

[jabazzy]

I MISS YOU SO FREAKING MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We need to speak soon before I explode <3

[Magnulus]

*cuddle* I MISS YOU TOOOOO! You know where to find me, babe!

[bakaface]

I'm so glad your back! I was just wondering the other day, what ever happened to the sweet awsome-nes that is jabazzy!

max love.

[jabazzy]

love to the max and beyond!!!

You always brighten my day.

[bakaface]

right back at ya <3

[BilliLovesMargot]

you're amazing. i love this video so much for some reason... maybe it's because though we talk a lot i never see your face anymore.

i must see your face more. make that happen.

[jabazzy]

I want my lips to touch your face somehow, someday.

What lips? You choose.

[BilliLovesMargot]

your ass lips. thanks

[jabazzy]

You can have my poop-a-scoop any day.

[pixonu]

super pleased you're back, missed ya... & your boobie (o Y o) lol <3

[jabazzy]

My boobies look like this ( O Y o )

miss ya too!

[BarrettTV]

if only i were special or worthy enuf to sign that *sigh*

btw i stretched with u when u did

[jabazzy]

I want to stretch my arms out to you and give you a hug.

I basically want to hug you so tight you may die :D

[FlyingDad]

I love K80Blog too!

[jabazzy]

She's pretty darn amazing!

[MargoRothSpiegelman]

JABAZZY XD

[jabazzy]

MARGOROTHSPIEGELMAN!

Did I spell it right? haha Your name is long and awesome :D

[InTouchWithBertJ]

Bench.

[jabazzy]

Sit on my bench ;)

[BarryAldridge]

You are one of the people I always watch Jasmine. One Love <3.

[jabazzy]

Barry!!! You have such a great soul. One of the best people on the Internet and the entire freaking world!!!

[bonezjc]

I liked your boobie promotion. I'd buy that.

[jabazzy]

I like your man tits. I want them all over me.

[bonezjc]

They're rock hard, you'll have bruises all over your face. bruises of love.

*tit slaps you*

[ThoughtScientist]

tootastic. i think i saw you on the subway last month, heading towards dundas station :O

[jabazzy]

You saw me?! Why didn't you jump attack me. I wish you did haha

[ThoughtScientist]

i wouldve but my head wouldve smashed through the window first lol. i saw you in another car as it was pulling away after i stepped off

[sarahmarie20]

today is a poop day because i feel like poop on a stick. but your video brightened my day and now its not so poopy afterall!! that book is an amazing idea. I would totally bid on that shit too..too bad im so poor. that thing will go for BANK!

[jabazzy]

I hope it's okay to feel like hurting anyone or anything that makes you have poopy days! Hope you're having a better day today and always.

YAY for being poor! I feel you on that <3333

[soundlyawake]

bewbz

ps you're grand.

i hope you know that

you remind me a little bit of my friend ro

ThisIsRoTV

k.i.heart.u.bye.

[jabazzy]

hun, I'm glad to have found you!!! <333

[RockinBlueWit]

LOLS X] o jesus.

finally someone who PROVES their excuses<3

[jabazzy]

I wish I had an excuse to be in your presence all the time!

[HarveyHopkins]

immortal fo-sho

[jabazzy]

Immortal? Please make me a vampire. kthx ;)

[pickles2626]

Hey girl hey lol ....nice to see yo face! That's an awesome idea for charity by the way.

Mindy<3

[jabazzy]

Mindy, I wish you could donate yourself to MY charity (lame joke YAY) :D

[1bwash]

Troll 2 is pretty beautiful. The mom, "for the love of god what are we going to do?!"

[jabazzy]

ohhhhhhhh myyyyyyyy godddd!!!

Troll 2 is amazing!

[jedibugmaster23]

^_^ hi dollface, miss your face oxoxoxox

[jabazzy]

jedi!!!! miss running into you!

[nbwulf]

Snacks & <3!

Cheeeeeeeeeers... J.

[jabazzy]

I want to snack on your love.

*cheers <3

[Ssource6]

The YouTube community is my favourite. How else would I know that people in India are all about seeing me in a bath tub? Also, your pretty face. That's a thing that makes me happy.

[jabazzy]

Wait, what?! I want to see you in a bath tub too. Add Canada to that mix of sexy viewership!

[bonbinallo]

im gonna save all my pennies and purchase that book, and have a truck sent full of penises ugh i mean pennies to the kidney cancer center. or maybe ill just steal it from jordan and keep all those pennies so i can flick them at nasty people. yes yes the plan is already in motion.... muahaha <3

[jabazzy]

LMAO I want to join in on your plan. I want to flick rusted coins at nasty people too. I like your brain :D

[JoshRimer]

Lol, great ending. :-D

[jabazzy]

My boobies love you XD

[Lukie99]

your words getslurredsometimes but it's cool because imthesameway.

[jabazzy]

I slut ALL THE TIME...and I'm not even drunk *sighs* haha

[Lukie99]

you slut all the time?

o

[jabazzy]

haha oh my. Though I do "slut" all the time :p I really meant slur. I guess besides not being able to speak right, I type wrong as well :D

[Lukie99]

lolol

don't worry guurlllfran.

you're not the only one, bahaaa.

[Myfrogsnameisbob]

I love youuuuu, Jabazzy. :)

I missed you, somehow I was unsubscribed to you, WTF.

[jabazzy]

I love youuuuu too.

Never let go ^_^

[Myfrogsnameisbob]

I will never let go, Jack. I mean, uh, yeah. :\

[RafaHatesU]

My cam , the one they gave me today *new, wont turn on for some reason :(. how was your day?

[jabazzy]

I hope you got that fixed!!!!! My day will be better when you tell me your cam works :D

[massaar6]

that book is so awesome!

wow :P that's sweet!

[jabazzy]

Your sweat is so sweet. I want to lick you :p

[therealxNightSkyx]

yeah I know what you mean about youtube, I'm am very lucky to have meet a few great people off of here. I got to meet you last year that was cool! well miss you much! loved the jacket and the boob hehe

[jabazzy]

I loved meeting you and miss you so much too!!!

[celebrityaddict]

BOOBIE.

xD

[jabazzy]

Your boobies are nice LOL <3

[Dinzla]

the boobie!!

^____^

<3

[jabazzy]

I want yours!!!! <3

[NathanSt]

Do you live in a basement?

Are you a troll? Because if you are you're the loveliest troll evver.

[jabazzy]

I live in your mind.

I troll the part of the brain that makes you want to poop.

<3

[FroGhandi]

your giggle is the best of giggles!

[jabazzy]

your love is the best love of all!

[dantonn91]

gosh how i missed your beautiful magical face.

ceciliaaaaaa (jababy), you're breaking my heart.

for some reason i thought it would be a good idea to break out into song there, but now i'm leaving this comment and its just not going anywhere so i'm going to just keep ranting.

or not.

[jabazzy]

Dan, I wish we could break into song together!! Oh what a dream that would be.

[volnessj]

oh yeah baby say mah name again.

Oh yeah. Just like that.

hahah love you

can't wait to jizz on your page.

[jabazzy]

"jizz on your page"

HAHA I put a protective tape layer on it...because I knew you'd explode all over it :p

[volnessj]

i'll peel back the tape and jizz on it, and then put the tape back over it to preserve it.

[kanashiiko]

omg jabazzzyyy! i wish u could make more videos...i know u cant tho, but still, your hilarious, its awesome that u got to sign that, hope your doing good. LUV YA! [not in a creepy way tho :)

[jabazzy]

I wish I could be around more too.

Let's gang up on Father Time and teach him a lesson muahahaha <3

[langillebri]

"It wasn't shameless promotion for Bench, but it was for my boobie" LOVED it!

Hope all is well, already looking forward to your next video, <3 :)

[jabazzy]

You're so good to me. I am happier.

[donaehillsmith]

WHat an honor to be able to sign the red book !!! Your awesome and everyone knows it. It's ok if you rant away because that's why we watch. Oh yeah, I 2nd the shameless promotion of your boobies !!

[jabazzy]

"Your awesome and everyone knows it"

So sweet. Thanks hun.

*boobie pop :D

[MyPinkElephants]

Shameless boobie promotions FTW! omgz go to 789 bitch! :D <3

[jabazzy]

I want to go to 789 BADDDDD. Put me in your suitcase.

[tr0pchaud]

HOLY SHIT!!!!!

you're back on youtube!

i'm so happy

[jabazzy]

HOLY SHIT!!!!!

I'm back, but it took me a week to respond.

Punch me now haha

I'll be happy

<33333333

[tr0pchaud]

at least you responded :)

[samtwist]

Yes! Why can't we all look like photoshopped christmas cards?

poor unattractive construction workers..they have to listen to Jasmine eat nutella every morning

[jabazzy]

AHAHA wish I was eating you instead :p

[greenboi300]

who died and made you so funny? loves you! you brighten up my day:)

[jabazzy]

I killed all the great comedians after I forced them to tell me their secrets :p

Thanks! <3

[channeIreview]

what's worse - listening to the sounds of unattractive construction workers or reading comments from unattractive men from Tokyo?

[jabazzy]

I don't know any unattractive men from Toyko. I only know one insanely talented, sexy one ;)

[ouREvilone]

Yea! a video. Thats an awesome book floating around. Im doing alright, just come on here more when you can! :D

[jabazzy]

I'm glad to hear you're alright. I wish I could come on here more and have more time with YOU...just you ;)

[xypowerpop]

Damn economy responsible for unattractive men working in your general vicinity.

in response to your recent tweet: I <3 you too!!

[jabazzy]

I feel the love and sweat dip from unattractive men with hairy chests! yum haha

[ITouchedYusuke]

Jabazzy!!!!

You rock :)

[jabazzy]

Thanks! Rocks are sexy ;)

[orangeboy69]

I'm doing great, thanks for asking :D

Hope your doing great as well. I hope the construction will be done soon so you can make more videos, we miss ya on here. YT changed a lot in the past four months for some reason, it feels different. Anyways, cool idea with the book. It would be great if they could scan it so we all can see all the pages inside.

[jabazzy]

It does feel extremely different. I feel like I've fallen off the wave, but it's always nice to be back.

Also, I linked a photo of my full page in the description box! :D

[xSamanthaNicole]

oh hai <3

[jabazzy]

hai beautiful ;)

[Megamanwolf]

cool nice to see u again jabazzy where have u been girl missed u lots lol laters!!! good to see u made a video late

[jabazzy]

A lot of personal issues have been preventing me to be here but I'm always glad to be back, and back to such great people like you!

[HardyBoyTyler74]

Sexay as usuallll. Good to hear from you again :] <3 Lots of love :O

[jabazzy]

aww thanks! Lots of love to you too <3

[KateReadsBooks]

for charity!

[jabazzy]

I wish you were so kind in letting me live in your arms ;)

[whyywarren]

AHHH! <3 cant stress how much i love you! &JORDAN! he's gonna be so stoked when he sees this!