Aristocrats - Wendy Liebman

[hemmojito]

So relaxed and lovely and she has a perfect timing, too. She's a natural!

[ocdfreak]

I see what she did there

[DrToughGuy]

Much like Leon, she flipped that motherfucker. :D

[ejrosenthal]

Yeah, the timing on this was excellent, and I mean her timing AND the timing of it in the movie, after many similar versions are told, a great twist.

And I crack up hearing Penn crack up!

[rashidclark]

Wendy is the queen of the unexpected capping thought. Do check out some of her stand-up if you liked her style here.

[o0Knucklehead0o]

She's absolutely adorable.

[JSEBCKGC]

Most original version...

[lane203j1]

FUCKING BRILLIANT!

[dovwas]

Brilliant. Wendy Liebman had the best delivery of any joke on that movie.

[MNBluestater]

It takes a lifetime of biting wit, sarcasm, and wisdom to come up with this. Hilarious!

[Ianbentley06]

You know, I don't know if its just how fucked up I've become, and yeah I could see how its supposed to be be funny... but I didn't even as much as smirk. Is it wrong there has to be shit, piss, vomit, and period blood in the joke for me to think its funny?

[GraphicsLizard]

Ha ha that's usually what the joke entails but this one was pretty great I thought.

[theevilmachines]

this was the funniest part of the movie

[V1DE0DR0ME]

Oh Yeah, definitely. Nobody was expecting THIS twist. It was priceless the way she delivered the punchline with her smiling "innocence". She's THE Aristocrat!

[MolotovDaSkwerl]

it's even better when you know the aristocrat's act

coz your expecting her to go into the typical aristocrat's

[Tigerpawz83]

She's kind of hot!

[Tigerpawz83]

I wonder if she sucks cock!

[aTime4UandMe]

KEEP WONDERING!

[aTime4UandMe]

Tiger paw, take a COLD SHOWER!,

Your left paw will get you in trouble, you keep scratching yourself way too much.

[clockiewitch]

i love the smile she gives at the end

[matt12491]

When i watched the whole movie this made me laugh the hardest, it's a brilliant contrast to the rest of the movie.

[shnizzlefist]

hahahaha

[sleeplessintokyo]

if u watched the whole dvd... u would get it. it came out of no where.

[rdangelo]

She doesn't make a living doing comedy, does she?

[reflekshun]

haha actually she does, and she's damn good at it too! She also makes a cameo on Dr Katz TV series, season 1 episode 2 with Ray Romano, love it!

[Xsniper90X]

cock sucking motherfuckers rofl! just like the aristocrats but looks more like the predominantly white neighborhood version of it. i hate those places. everyone is all perfect and nice and shit. life needs some fucked up situations in it. this joke is the best way to ruin the minds of children rofl

[mrandie80]

lol.. eat a nice desert... why is that so funny?

[adiaz80]

She rules!!!!

[MunkiesbrainS]

She's my favorite female comic.

[sinan32121]

the perfect complement to the aristocrats

absolutely hilarious

[JuillHope17]

wait... i don't get it.

[googleeaterwoot]

kill yourself

[oana1a]

me neither :(

[tphillippe]

Co*ksuc*ing priceless

[haddok]

that was good

[onemoehit]

it was the opposite of the original aristocrat joke...

[K2ChAoS]

that was pretty funny, i did not see that coming!!

[IshootURface]

didn't think it was so funny at first, then i heard the punchline, fell on my ass laughing

[JovialEel]

I found this to be so creative and hilarious. Perfect spin on the joke.

[Nicklo2k]

That was fucking hillarious!!!

[siddHDS]

Her version made me laugh so fucking hard XD

btw, she is lovely

[p1bby]

I love her so much- so freakin' funny!

[csballers22]

wow, hilarious

[ejrosenthal]

LOVE the way she flipped the joke. Also the only one that made the film crew and Penn (I think) laugh on the soundtrack.

[monicakrantz]

They laughed at Saget and when Kevin Pollack called Inside the Actors Studio the James Lipton cock sucking extravaganza

[venturieffect]

I think they laughed a lot.

[cecelovesyou]

this is my favorite twist on the aristocrats.

[gunslingerdarko]

please send her stand up routine from just for laughs or something

she is amazingly clever and funny

[ForeverMAGIC1]

Potty humor... below her usual high standard.

[BurnabyJoe19]

i was like 'wtf' the entire joke through, then her fucking punchline made me piss my pants

[F33bs]

Good idea.

[MrX420]

When Wendy told the joke Penn had no idea what she was doing and there was a huge cut before Penn realized he needed to say "what do you call an act like that?"

It messed up Wendy's timing.

[vicprobey]

Wait, that was a joke? I don't get jokes without punchlines, can you please explain?

[laxjok2001]

because Wendy says the maid brings in strawberries and cream, you think that's what she means when she then says "dessert." When she says, it's the C---f---m---f, you realize that the "dessert" is totally different from what you thought was the dessert that the maid brought in.

[laxjok2001]

oh, or also that she doesn't use the standard punchline of "the aristocrats." duh. sorry i'm stupid.

[MrX420]

Yeah, she reversed the joke. Instead of a very lewd act being called "the aristocrats", a very aristocratic act is called the "cock sucking mother fuckers".

[eng08rules]

That isn't what it means at all - its just a standard classic joke that has been flipped to avoid being predictable

[kolst8406]

very well told.

[Leo21]

That must be the best one xD

[meredumais]

Brilliant and original. Take that, Bob Saget !

[Xsniper90X]

hilarious. i gotta try this joke.

[jack00008]

this joke rules!

[Percussion888]

OMG THIS IS NOT "RUBBISH". its a reverse joke!!! lmao so funny

[aeonmikey]

Love this comedian. But this joke wasn't her best.

[edbrown100]

Thank god I have a high metabolism... and Phen-Phen... and bulemia and a tapeworm

[testout13]

Blehhh

[danvonranger]

she's rubbish

[narutofan145]

Oh, Wendy Liebman is great! I just don't think this joke is very good in general, no matter what the variation on it. But Liebman is really, really, really funny. My favorite comedienne.

[damienroman]

I love wendy liebman. I'm so glad i got to watch 30 minute standup on HBO. she was great!

[brotherdave777]

What a loser.

[jeremyizle]

i love her, sooo funny.

[MovieFreak838]

She had one of the more memorable takes on the joke. I saw her standup from teh 90s and was literally on the floor. She is really really good.

[ZachsMind]

Besides just being a literal reverse on the theme, it's also a more gutteral approach to the satire, the original point of the punchline being that something terrible can be described as aristocratic. From Liebman's perspective something so unrealistically heavenly and serene a scene can be titled obscene and profane, because something like the idyllic "Leave It To Beaver" is unrealistically offensive to today's audiences. ...Also she's just effin' hot.

[mrtrin]

It was a genius reversal of it, yes... but Liebman hot... nah.

[ZachsMind]

Yeah well you can have a planet filled with Britney Spears if you want. I'd take a candlelit room filled with one Wendy Liebman and some bottles of chateau bordeau over a planet of Britney Spears any day of the week. The wine of course is to get her drunk so she'd do me.

[xDarkxKnightx]

A planet of Britney Spears... Makes me think of a zombie movie...

[maestrodagod]

hahahaha

she kilt it

[maestrodagod]

hahahahahaha

didnt see dat coming