Japanese Poop Burgers

[HippyBrain]

Chocolate explosion? lol

[EpicAthiest]

SOOOO FUNNNYYYY

[FistFreakar]

Wow new. Name for burger mccamefrommyass

[gavilatius]

what is this crap? sounds like a shitty idea...

[goldeelocs252]

who's to say the $1 burgers aren't poop burgers or human burgers

[johnhatt20]

Sorry japan, i eat at mc-donalds and let me tell you....they have the first poop-burgers...they taste like'''SHIT'''

[Adhizable]

The biggest innovation of holy SHIT ever

[tracy1105]

Fast food chain has gone gold!!

[ajabrams95]

So your eating yourself, because you shitted, and... McDookie?

[xSkyGyrlx]

Wow guys! O.O no more racist comments! The Japanese are awesome, I'm actually quit jealous of them, they're culture is fun and they're food is so amazingly tasty! (besides the new artificial meat) admit it, they're a much more healthier culture too that dedicate their brains to more important tasks rather than slouching around ^_^

[sethzky77]

So I guess the two girls one cup thing was actually on to something?

[nanny01023]

im not eating burgers made out of shit

[VaanArisato]

HA..HA.....shit jokes...-_-

[lokalllize]

you should check out poop coffee

[musicman4283]

I guess 2 girls 1 cup will now be more socially acceptable?

[aelhadi79]

If you ate a shit burger and enjoyed it, you would end up with a shit-eating grin!

[NYtassu]

So, "eat shit" is no longer offensive?

[FrancescoBernoulli]

@NYtassu LOL XDD

[Darkreaperxl]

well thats a bunch of shit

[MusicLoverSMCRS]

me: you wanna try this new sh...hamburger?

friend: sure *takes a bite* OoO" THIS TASTES LIKE SHIT!

me: becuz it is shit *laughs*

[watcherofzideozeszz]

...sounds delicious...

[SeanTheOriginal]

As gross as it is, it's innervation. They figured out how to turn complete shit into food. This could be a great step in advancing the world in the next hundred years. Right now we think it's disgusting, but we have no idea how it could in the future. Bear Grylls has already taken to first steps necessary to making piss drinkable, now the Japanese are making shit edible. Not to mention cat shit coffee, so we're advancing as Humans.

[RoseBlossom72]

@SeanTheOriginal i really hope ur joking....the whole thing was about how mcdonalds suck.....

[Chrissps1]

even if it was regular meat price who da fuck would buy someone else's shit to eat it ?!?

[mikeccuk2006]

okey we eat mean:

meat>digest>poop

so if u reverse it

poop>un-digest>meat??

[SamElliott420]

im tired of clickin on videos thinkin its actually the shit im lookin for nd end up seein some douche just fuckin talk about it bein a whiney little faggot over somethin tht doesnt matter fuck u quit makin videos

[PachiPMT]

@SamElliott420 Not until you quit making stupid comments loaded with poor grammar/spelling.

[CryoKeen]

holy shit

[lucyme2kul]

Shit--Oroma--Thuke--Kleur---To­sis ....i got bored

[lucyme2kul]

im not tryna get shitoromathucleurtosis. Basically we eat our shit and it comes out shit wow what a way to recycle our crap.

[MadMoose01]

The problem isn't that the meat is 10 to 20 times more expensive. It's just the fact that IT'S MADE FROM TERD.

[manripcult147]

japan  aaaaammm just die

[EMSeraphim]

"rare delicacy"? excrement aren't rare and omg delicacy?

[GTIchiro]

So if you eat these burgers with Poupon Mustard, is it just a blackhole of irony, or a cash cow waiting to be milked?

[negative0zeroToo]

"eat shit and die" rises to a 'hole' new level bwwwaaaaaahhhhahahahaha . . this has been debunked , , no such lab and MSM reported it was real... go figure, they're bassackwards all the time . . truth=lies, lies=truth

[CondemnedPatriot]

IMPOSSIBRUU!!!!!!!

[MGOthread]

@CondemnedPatriot

lol

[kroen]

this is news? mcdonalds have been serving shit for decades

[numberultimate]

Oh cool. Poop food will fit well together with my Kopi Luwak.

[apostate001]

Lotteria is planning a lawsuit for patent infringement of their "burgers".

[nazilampshade]

my goodness people. the "turd burger" isn't even real.

[RonaldsBigMacs]

I have the runs.

[liberty2011able]

I don't think most people would wanna eat a poop burger even if they were Japanese. 

[bigtruckseriesreview]

This is stupid. Mcdonalds invented Shit Burgers a long time ago. 

[tomebaden]

I think burger king has been making human fece burgers for decades.

[tomebaden]

why not, our intestines do the same thing bozo.

[gehennamaggot666]

well everybody knows japanese people shit out bacon cheese burgers....... duh!

[gamer5122]

this is a Dishonor for the hamburger!

[LadyNemesis2007]

lol.

[TakoKingEatsTakoyaki]

man that burger looks so delicious

[Unzaman]

OP looks gay

[MzPandaNote]

''NO I FIGURED OUT THAT YESTERDAY'' >> lol

[AntJoCac]

I hate when people video shit like this. Thanks for filling me in on shit that someone already filled me in on.

[Xxoo0o0o0ooxX]

Mcdonalds has been working on this for years its nothing new.

[xringarcher1440]

Asian Napoleon Dynamite?

[chinny978]

was that burger a poop burger?

[gman1451]

0:41

LOL

[SuzumiyaHaruhist]

'because of all the bacteria and crap in it.' < ha.

[pedsay]

could they make meat out of diarrhea?

[johncmoi]

The ending music is "Ava Nagila" ! Say Koichi is this tune famous in Japan or something? Because I know it's a popular jewish song and last time I was in Japan I found it in a Karaoke (and couldn't hold myself from singing it and having everyone looking at me)

[okamichamploo]

Wait, so you mean that instead of spending $1 to eat a regular meat burger, I can eat poop for a mere 10 to 20 times more?

sounds like a 'shitty' deal to me.

[eileenBrain]

@okamichamploo sounds like you need to bring a fork and knife to the toilet!

[ZarlanTheGreen]

This is apparently not true: watch?v=iyRZdMBwojU

(the video has tons of sources you can look up)

[2blakandbold]

This is not a fake story!WTF!This is some B.S.!

[FindMeInKurume]

That burger looked awesome!

[fixedgear808]

the story is a hoax

[FindMeInKurume]

@fixedgear808 Koichi is a hoax, he isn't real. Just a robot, yep.

[buhoman3]

Yea... I'll take a Double Deuce w/ cheese

[amu5238]

EWWWWWWW! O~O



[Brinah]

What a bunch of crap! Ha!

[ChocolateStawberry88]

i can t look at meat like i used to anymore

[JakeHolman78]

Fake story!



[musicalmist]

sick.....

[Hemulen40]

Even SUSHI´s preferable to dis !

[thetruthisoutnow]

Where do we line up for one. We must try everything at least ones. I want to super size it! I wonder if there will be corn in it to add extra flavor.

[Garrick89]

False hoods are bad for global mentality.

watch?v=iyRZdMBwojU

[Roman04]

White board diagram FTW

[Gimmeaflakeman]

It's fake, man!

watch?v=iyRZdMBwojU

[jin54363]

long ago i saw in TV talking about china creating shit out of burgers, let me guess, china used that as to spread hatred about Japan

[theperfectjaguar]

Even if it's cooked, isn't there a risk of exposure to gastrointestinal heat heat resistant viruses for consumers...? Then again, I'm not entirely sure this is true...

[rhmazyck812]

The burger at the end looks good.

[EndsWithKissesxxx]

Is poop kosher?

[SilverGunZoO]

I am sorry for you.

[rainydayuk]

LOL, it's a hoax it seems, check out /watch?v=iyRZdMBwojU

[kemolegend907]

Really I cant tell if this is a comedy video or if they're really making poop meat...

[DaFawky]

wow at first I misread burgers as buggers

[poratitipuri]

seriously?????? POOP????

[kei1216able]

今はまだ、サンフランシスコにいるんですか？

それともポートランドですか？

[khoti]

no thank you

[MANNY100123]

jw, where those poo burgers in the end?:D?

[thinker900]

Ok, now all of you that love McDonalds..you might want to quiet. I hope to god that I don't end up eating shit again!

[jodelle6]

yeah! cannot wait to pay more money to eat shit!

[ImAllFact]

"Go eat shit" just took on a whole new meaning...

[tonboy907]

@ImAllFact And so does the phrase "This taste like shit"....

[HunterR909]

That was not funny, And I would not be suprised if you get a letter or visit from the McDonald's Corporation sueing you for slander.

[DaFawky]

@HunterR909 from what ive heard if its a parody its not slander or copyright infringement soo i dopnot think they would win

[skmt999]

They need to find a way to market this without mentioning it's origins. At core, it's no different than the protein paste turned into food found in most Sci-Fi books - and marketed as such, would sell alright. Assuming it doesn't taste like.... crap.

[jolindalea]

Nah I figured that out yesterday. lol

[cloudstrifeification]

So now we will be able to kiss our girl/boyfriends after they have eaten a TURD BURGER...UGH! I can already hear it now, "Damn it smells like someone took a dump in your mouth."

[Hermyoni33]

Ummmmm...... I am literally at a loss for words.

[kurai6]

I like the smell of my own poop

[TheNismojunky]

lol, thats fucking retarded. I'm not gonna eat poop meat.

[roltthehunter]

I would eat that... Why you ask wells it's not because i am some hippie asshole crying about animal cruelty with a cellphone in his had... No because i believe in the future and i will eat a shit steak for a ride on a hover board . Marty McFly up in this bitch wut wut..

[sorahmichiko]

how many times did it take you to film this with i with face?

[mikotoneko]

...EEEEWWWWW

[gohpenghng1]

ughhhh gross

[j3din1nj4]

What? No fart noise when he takes a bite? Koichi, I am disappoint.

[s0fala]

Hashi is getting better at acting.. just like his papi, koichi. ^_^

[ArthurNTV]

I'd eat that. Yea, I'd do. Atleast animals wouldn't get killed. And what's the problem with poop?

[mizuringo]

I will never look at a hamburger the same way again...

[crawford45]

Pause at 00:40..  'ONE BILLION DOLLARS!'

[charmed4everfan]

I'm gonna be sick... I don't eat meat anyway, but still. . .

[cloudswirls]

... Hava Nagila?

[Avatarrox123]

My stomach growled at the burger part... Not the poop burger tho.. Just sayin

[juliaher]

damnit, hashi just never looks not great, amiright?

[TinyChubbyBuddies]

and just one more reason not to go to japan

[liberty2011able]

@TinyChubbyBuddies I don't even think most Japanese would even eat that. I saw the original video of Professor Ikeda and he admitted that very few people would wanna eat that type of feces meat if they knew what it was made from and yes this does include regular Japanese people.

[WhAtEvErMoRoNz]

That nuclear plant did more damage than we thought....

[TheFamousLoser]

ew. haha

[untmdsprt]

Why does this sound like the movie "The Human Centipede"?

[Orenjism]

Honey eat your poop.

But mom!!

Timmy your mom slaved over a hot toile-stove....to cook your dinner.

Fine....

Conversation of the future... ^

[inheavenx]

Where can I get a poop burger?

[Ido013]

Like a certain Naked Snake would ask "Does it taste good?"

[HesDaryl]

i wonder whod actually eat that

[glasseyelashes]

why would anyone ever want to eat that? it's bad enough they make coffee from cat poo.

[RaimiiChan]

to turn meat into human feces simply consume the meat and.... well... you know the rest xD im a scientist!!! 科学者なんだよ～　ｗｗｗ

[mcjangles]

but does it smell like s#!t still?

[Hajime598]

I'll mk one right now an eat it for dinner ummmmm ummmmm good!!! Mom always said home made is the best :0)

[Kazakkaii]

your really cute! =) marry me im a otaku

-kazakkaii

[ClearMetalVoltar]

thats why animals such as dogs and elephants eat poop, becuase it has fats and protiens.

[5arah1]

Watch 'Food, Inc.' and you will learn that all meat is poop meat.

[chemical8agent]

American joke

[ssaalleeeemm]

lol I know the two girls from 2 girls 1 cup would LOVE THIS!

[vengadorsky]

Hey for all we know, McDonals secret ingredient for their burgers might be shit...

[JoshuaHults]

i dont think i could eat it even if it tasted great, the thought is to much

[ayuinu]

..this however does take the term "eat shit" literally..

[chikenbak]

Ok now if I go to japan I probably won't ever eat a burger.

[ayuinu]

so...we gunna get rid of the smell?

[snowym12]

Eh, if no one told me about it, and it basically tasted the same, I probably wouldn't be too upset XD;.

[KansaiJesse]

Hmm, maybe no more red meat until I leave Japan and move back to the States.

[rld009]

Ok its official! This world is going to he'll!

[mandysd1]

So is McDonald's gonna sell poop burgers? I never liked McD anyway it dont bother me their food will literally be .........................

[marillblu]

No. Just no. D:

[NebulaSteam]

If it's healthier and it tastes good enough, I'd eat it.

[NodokaChan1]

I'm soooo glad I'm vegetarian.

[liberty2011able]

@NodokaChan1 Hey Nodoka, are you Japanese? If you are Japanese then how do you feel about this?

[NodokaChan1]

@liberty2011able I'm sorry... I'm not Japanese, but you made me smile. Thanks ^_^

[ZekranvaGodOfDarknes]

edible poop?... times sure have changed.

[Jerricax0x0]

That's disgusting, they need to stop.

[cloudstrifeification]

EEEEEEEEEEEEwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!­!!!! Gross!



[jankuangel]

ughhh no thanks.

[mirukufy]

PLEASE NO.

[SaturdayTerra]

its good to know youre active again. I was just about to unsuscribe a few months ago.

Anyways, lets do our best in life!

[ThaaMCchannel]

seriously? wow?

[ItsMisfit]

This is... really gross....

[CptBooyah]

...I'm sure there was a doctor who episode explaining this

[xXyandereXtanXx]

Nom.

[rpglover101]

It's not eating poop, it's eating bacteria. Which you do every time you eat anything. Even you vegans/vegeterians eat bacteria every time you eat something. It's fake meat, not poo meat.

[plainbob13]

O_o

Those wacky japanese..... I'll stick with Soylent green.

[rya41209]

where did they get the poop

[Akibachan1]

Sounds yummy

[reymiland]

The vegetables you eat have been fertilized by millions of years of cow and horse sh*t along with the rotten bodies and human feces and all that other stuff. Get. Over. It.

[VitaNuovaRevolution]

.....weeeeiiiiirrdddd. XD I guess it will help when colonists are on their way to far off planets and need some sort of constant, renewable food source.

Heh. hehehehe. colon-ists. XD

[wes55463]

I only eat things I know once had a soul.....

[naruto0dragon01]

I'm never going to look at a burger the same way ever again.