Communist Monopoly

[XOPAUXO]

LOL Luxury tax is a roll of toiletpaper

[RedAgent2020]

If stalin never came in to power, the soviet union would still be around today.....that and if they just left Afghanistan the fuck alone. Afghanistan is where great nations go to die....*hint hint* nudge nudge*

[TacoSaurus98]

This is Socialist monopoly. In Communism, there is no money system.

[richmanjack]

I used to play this game, until I took an arrow in the knee

[infinitewobdrahpa]

youtube is communist monopoly

[sbondra]

i love communist monopoly!!!!

[fm0usppl4]

ingnorence..

[ziggyzap1]

im tired of all this shit. People just need to realize that communism is better than capitalism, your just looking at assholes making a stupid video.

[rebelgamer]

@ziggyzap1 Not sure if trolling...

...or just very stupid.

[mysterypersonbc]

@rebelgamer Communism is better than capitalism, if somebody could get it to work. Unfortunately, all the communist leaders have been assholes, so yeah.

[rebelgamer]

@mysterypersonbc That's because people in general are assholes, at least in capitalism the assholes don't wield some supreme overarching power over peoples lives.

[mysterypersonbc]

@rebelgamer Yeah, and you're an asshole too.

[rebelgamer]

@mysterypersonbc Sir, I am shocked and appalled by the insulting language that you have directed towards me.

[mysterypersonbc]

@rebelgamer Yeah like you haven't called anyone an asshole before yourself.

[rebelgamer]

@mysterypersonbc Oh fiddlesticks, you ousted me there.

[mysterypersonbc]

@rebelgamer I don't know what you're saying, but okay.

[joelng115]

This monopoly may cause you your life.we are not responsible for any deaths or gayness.however you are responsible to take care of the KGB guard.If you agree to letting ur freedom and democracy,pls thumbs up to this message.

Your best friend,

Joseph stalin

[NigkonUniverse]

OOL

[ertyuloiuytr]

i want to buy this

[jcrowley1985]

173 people bought Chernobyl

[CrazySoon9413]

i wanna hungry hungry bolshevik's !

[BrownMaterial]

LO fucking L, Man. Great comi satire - catches the real essence of comi scum.

[Josexylo9]

@BrownMaterial No it doesn't. Catches the essence of Totalitarianism and Stalinism. Open a book, dude.

[BrownMaterial]

@Josexylo9 ummmmm. yea, it does.....And I've open thousands of books in my life, and not books of fiction.

Go fuck yourself.

[Josexylo9]

@BrownMaterial Telling someone to go fuck themselves is not something an educated person would say. It IS something an ignorant and blind person would say.

[BrownMaterial]

@Josexylo9 What can I say: I'm a complicated man. :)

[Josexylo9]

@BrownMaterial You should work on that.

[BrownMaterial]

@Josexylo9 Really? I should work on becoming a shadow little drone-tin man?

[Josexylo9]

@BrownMaterial No. Work on being educated and not ignorant and blind.

[BrownMaterial]

@Josexylo9 Ya, ya, ya: You don't a damn thing about me, so go piss yourself. 

[Josexylo9]

@BrownMaterial I'm okay, thank you. I can use the toilet perfectly well. I am, of course, educated. Unlike yourself.

[DjHyperblaze]

looks like Stalinist monopoly to me, saying Communist is to broad to say...

[Deleau777]

I played hungry hungry bolshaviks once...I still wake up screaming.

[aptspire]

@Deleau777 Dear god, the faces still haunt me...

[darket1234]

171 ppl landed in the wrong square

[Sovietcomrade262]

I may be a communist but this if fucking hilarious!

[xp10199]

@Sovietcomrade262 same here!!

[WhatTheDuckVids]

The guy with the hat should've said "NYET!" whenever people asked to buy stuff.

[TsaristRussian180]

I kinda wanna play hungry hungry bolsheviks now...who's gonna join?

[030Snowman]

@TsaristRussian180 count me in

[ty85207]

Ah man, I wanna snag the music playing in the background so bad... anyone know where I would look?

[darket1234]

Player: Chernovyl.. can I buy it?

Soviet: Suuuure :)

[RussianAndre]

go to jail, no questions

[CitrusJuicebox]

Hungry Hungry Bolsheviks? That's classic. xD

[darket1234]

@CitrusJuicebox yeap, that game must be seriously fun O_O

[nomno4]

Wrong. Russia was never communist.

[xp10199]

@nomno4 Yeah it was 1922-1991

[nomno4]

@xp10199 they were under dictatorship and they had an authoritarian militatised government. that is not communism.

[xp10199]

@nomno4 then whats with tre communist symbol on the soviet flag.

[nomno4]

@xp10199 they called themselves communists. and they were known as communists all around the world. but if you read karl marx's manifesto, russia would look far from communist.

[xp10199]

@nomno4 actually they considered themselves as socialists as in soviet socialist model. nuff said

[nomno4]

@xp10199 thats different then. communism can never work within an authoritarian dictatorship

[xp10199]

@nomno4 did i ever say it works

[nomno4]

@xp10199 no you did not. but it couldn't have been communist with a dictator who was responsible for killing so many of his own people.

[xp10199]

@nomno4 a dictator can be in any Economic structure

[nomno4]

@xp10199 yes, but communism is not just an economic structure

[SovetskyySoyuzah]

@nomno4 neither is capitalism

[xRHYDDERCHx]

@nomno4 It wouldn't. At least not before Khruschev's opportunist coup that destroyed marxism in USSR and started restoration of capitalism.

[videogamenostalgia]

Has anyone played Compton Monopoly? It sucks- every square is a 'go to jail' square...

[18kramer98]

Workers Stand!...... in the breadline

[surlyorc]

LOL This is excellent. Bravo!!!!

[loopylunaable]

Leningrad =/= Stalingrad.

[OhHeyitsRebecca]

My friends and I were just talking about the possible existence of this game and turning it into a play, where they just play for hours.

[vampiresoup]

@gaikokujinNor I totally agree bro! Fucking pricks! Fuck!

[damodura]

@gaikokujinNor What do you mean?

[MasterOfTheLight]

i want a monopoly board like that lol

[ToHellAll]

Capitalist Monopoly is much more fun :D

[HailTheMotherland]

uneducated fucks.

[impossibleis0000]

i have played this with regular monopoly...... one person is this government and they can fuck with the entire game!! its so hilarious!!!!!

[Jh5kRadio]

Hungry Hungry Bolsheviks?

[PrivateAckbar]

The funniest part was actually the guy playing piano on a guitar. That could go straight into Shooting Stars.

[Bren329]

Who here would actually play this game. I know I would.

[smalltalkfan]

@TheArchFan red army choir- kalinka

[SuperMao83]

Long live great LENIN and great STALIN !!

[TsaristRussian180]

@SuperMao83 They both died...and so did the soviet union

[InfantryFodder93]

@SuperMao83 FUCK STALIN. LONG LIVE LENIN

[DrSuperMarioMan6464]

How about Obamanopoly? There's no money in the bank but you can spend as much as you want!

[SgtHydra]

164 people wanted to play Fascist Monopoly.

[cosmicammity98]

niko bellic!!!

[LogicalThinker667]

i wanna play too

[ChocoRokk]

Why is "sex" one of the tags?

[SloveintzWend]

@ChocoRokk Because in soviet Russia tag fu**s you.

[Albanez39]

this is not communsim, it's totalitarism...

[londoncin]

people that don't understand communism (or take it at face-value) generally like cheap ways of speading propaganda. I dont blame you though for not researching through the right sources. How about reading dialectical materialism? It may help you understand things better...

[allwittynamestaken]

@londoncin fantasy and reality never meet, regardless of what Marx envisioned.

[londoncin]

@allwittynamestaken I totally agree with you to some extent actually on that.

If I were a theist, I would say fantasy and reality does meet in the world of "religion", where it is claimed that a god exists "everywhere".

However, as an atheist, I agree with you that fantasy and reality never meet. I assume you refer to Utopian Socialism. On the other hand, Karl Marx wrote SCIENTIFIC Socialism, which proved that communism will eventually arrive as a result of the contradictions of capitalism.

[allwittynamestaken]

@londoncin I understand, but what about the communist contradictions? by giving power to a ruling group of people you have in fact, created 2 classes. Eventually, wishing to divide the people, the Rulers will create more classes. Soviets created the Party Elite, PRC created City and Rural Workers, Kim Il Sung created the National Party. There can be no equality where there is power.

I'm also atheist, but I believe that a mans work must be his measure. We're still a long way but its plausible.

[burnonethird]

What happens if you land on National Health Care in this game?

[AtrusOranis]

@burnonethird

take a number...

[allwittynamestaken]

@burnonethird depends how many kids you have =)

[Zvoryginn]

Lol.

[AuburnAttack21]

In Soviet Russia, game play YOU!

[angurisloud]

Who's stupid enough to believe that no taxes exist under communism? really? There's NO free lunch... the state would take the majority of what you were rightly owed and give you pennies on the dollar for your hard work. Oh, wait- that's what Obama's putting in place....

[Zeno931]

@angurisloud ho ho.... idiot

[mikeytheaznking]

lmao russian roulette

[Nukerw]

Heh heh heh, this is really well done. Keep the good work up.

[Bill1275w]

Beats the fuck out of capitalism before unions, AKA slavery and child labor. Now repukes are fighting to destroy the middle class unions built.

[Winnersdonthavecows]

All your base are belong to us!!

[jonezwashere]

awesome video haha

[alex49carson]

go to the gulag

[YesIamEccentric]

I thought it was a real game before it went all bloody... BTW what font is that, I really want it XD

[SagaciousSilence]

When will America become communist?

[randomtask94]

@SagaciousSilence Basic Communism already exists in the USA. Public schools is just one example.

[willbill2012]

calm down people! it's just a board game!

[phillipkv]

Hahaahahah

[jewishpak]

wats the name of the song on the credits? lol

[longtreebeard]

go to jail

[thesharks69]

I want this game!

[turdpolish704]

communism is as bad as capitalism, but atleast communism is an attempt to make a system in which people can work together for the best of society, capitalism is just influenced by personal greed

[jschwind435]

@turdpolish704 Free Market Capitalism is an opportunist system where anyone and everyone has the freedom and ability to do what they what they want, how they want. Communism controls the people to a point where no happiness can happen, no success can happen, new products cannot be created, product development and improvement can't happen. No advancements of any kind can happen under Communism like it does under Capitalism. So eat shit you ignorant fuck brained donkey nut dick sucker.

[turdpolish704]

@jschwind435 theres no need to be rude, everything you said is true but atleast communism attempts to make a place for everybody in society, capitalism is a competative environment and the loser often ends up on the street.

[vigo894]

@turdpolish704= Neither Capitalism and Communism are good. There's no such thing as perfect government. In Soviet Russia, board games play you.

[jonezwashere]

@vigo894 lol this proves you have no idea what your talking about...communism is a form of government and capitalism is a type of economy haha what your thinking of is democracy when you say capitalism and communism arent good

[Sinisterene]

@turdpolish704 No it's not, you retard. You cannot calculate without a price mechanism, that's why you end up with tractors without fuel and waiting in line for 2+ hours for a loaf of bread.

In the end, even communism as a "solution" to the problem of oligopoly just ends in another oligopoly, and usually one that murders hundreds of thousands, if not millions, regardless of "good will" or whatnot.

[jagaboy2]

communism is the worst type of goberment

only look cuba and the poor people that have to complai the goverment.

many people were arrsted for more than 30 years only for said free elections

No one can control the life of others and anyone can have the opurtunity to succed in the world

FUCK COMMUNIST AND AN URRA FOR DEMOCRASSIE

[TyVulpine]

In Soviet Russia, board game plays YOU!

[xXxBlazeFirexXx]

LOL. Chernoybl...can I buy? Shure!

[TrollMasterbation]

I AM COMMUNIST BASTARD BITCH ASS HOE

[Jango5110]

lmao

[cultofmao]

I would send all these fuckers to a Gulag in Siberia.

[LeadFarmer57]

BRILLIANT, i would gladly buy a fake version of monopoly just like this

[UchihaSasuke877]

dnt forget to distribute those 200 rubles equaly amungst ur comrades! XD

[jon4de]

my favorite game

[BorisGrishenko5]

Communism... if it be the will of the people

[connhilun]

Stalin - Lenin - mac - Ho Chi Minh(fucked, he's the motherfucker who i hav 2 see every day in school,VN still being under control of CM ,cuba too)

[ahshorn]

Back when I saw this for the first time over a year ago, I remember seeing a comment that wondered what Capitalist Monopoly would be like. It is still funny.

[Yapiej]

@ahshorn this might sound dumb, but the normal monopoly is capitalist already right? ..

[Scotish223332]

@Yapiej Your right. Normal monopoly is normal capitalism.

[AchievementX360Nerds]

@ahshorn normal monopoly

[vladikod]

great idea, but the execution was lacky

[Jh5kRadio]

Hungry Hungry Bolsheviks?!

[porcupineprovocateur]

quite funny.

stalingrad was never called leningrad though. two cities about five hundred miles away from each.

[Jh5kRadio]

Rofl. "Hungry Hungry Bolsheviks"

[EastAsiandictator]

ahahha HO CHI MINH TRAIL

XDDDDd

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[T3HP00N3r]

Lol at 1:49

[Aqueries44]

"Go to jail"

"But I didn't land on that square"

"NO QUESTIONS, GO TO JAIL"

[Superxpdude]

What was the song from the chance part?

[Aqueries44]

lux aeternea by clint mansell.

[Henners1991]

@Superxpdude Requiem for a Dream.

[MAxiMillionism]

Whats the name of the song at the beginning

[Mathieu1903]

@MAxiMillionism The name of the song is called Kalinka, preformed by the Soviet Red Army Choir

[Britain81]

Yes but Ukraine was part of the soviet union and was communist

[bebgsurg]

I loved this video

[aheyadonde7]

isn't Chernobyl in the ukraine?

but i love this video!

[nfdids]

@aheyadonde7 yes,it is, but in that time it was one of the members of the USSR.

[aheyadonde7]

@nfdids silly me. Sort of overlooked that little detail

[nfdids]

@aheyadonde7 that´s ok, you know it from now on :)

[peerless77]

Holy shit, this is an awesome video, hilarious!

[sharkygunsel]

The onlytime that would happen is when your neighbor's abilities (rather, disabilities) force them into a lesser posotion, and in this case you are again uncivilized and selfish.

[sharkygunsel]

Many of you are quite confused.... How can you say that socialism breeds worker slaves AND lazy people? If youre being forced to work how can you be lazy? How do you figure your neighbor, another prole, is going to get to sit around while you work endlessly? Absurd.

[sharkygunsel]

Sure, its not broken..but it revolves around the fact that it needs some to BE broke, to keep it spinning... Some will be left behind even though they may have something to offer... Some must remain underclass, otherwise who would make subs for trendy overstuffed wealthy people, who would work at the gas station if everyone made 100 grand a year?

[sharkygunsel]

Wraith, you must not read much... Absolute freedom entails acceptance of the right of might as the supreme law, therefore it is not a civilized ideology. You call it nonsense but bring practically nothing to the "conversation."

[purpleloco1]

if it aint broke dont fix it. BUT i KNOW YOU WILL ANYWAYS .Just hurry up hand over your guns and lets get this over with.

[cultofmao]

I have played Capitalist Monopoly many times, it is nothing like the real thing, no Bribing politicians or Private armies, invading countries no denial of rights, illegal imprisonment or torture, or all the players losing like in the recent banking scandals, maybe Crapitalist monopoly needs a facelift?

[mouchkefer]

yes the CIA and FBI are totaly innocent of whats going around the world now (ironical)

[EverithingNormalhere]

@mouchkefer that's not irony, is sarcasm..

[sharkygunsel]

The problem is, humanity is not quite civilized. They are still essentially animals who have not yet mastered their primal instincts, and retain notions of validity concerning the right of might (yet gloat about how civilized they are). Until we progress beyond the selfishness and fears which have followed us, socialism will never lead to communism, for even the most adamant socialists are victims of their collective past.

[Wraith23]

Socialism doesnt work not because of human selfishness or fear but because:

SOCIALISM CANT CALCULATE.

[sharkygunsel]

Equality and freedom are nearly impossible to balance, as enforcing one will negate the other. However, it is my view that equality is of much more importance than freedom, as freedom leads to disparity, poverty, and eventually, fascist dictatorship. Would you prefer the fascists who tell you you arent good enough for healthcare because you couldnt beg for a good enough job, or the fascists who say we're all deserving, and take steps towards securing and equal share at the expense of the greedy

[Wraith23]

"it is my view that equality is of much more importance than freedom, as freedom leads to disparity, poverty, and eventually, fascist dictatorship"

This is the biggest NONSENSE I have read this month.

Congratulations.

[DoubroDoubro]

How does "Freedom" lead to Facsist Dictatorship exactly? What kind if circular logic is that nonsense?

FORCED Equality is what has always led to collectivism, which is a dictatorship of the mob. Facists are the ones telling the mob what they think, to the point where the mob no longer matters.

Freedom is the sunshine that leads to prosperity for some, and disparity for those who are usually really lazy.

By the way, the U.S. hasn't had an actually FREE MARKET for over 100 years.

[Georgi74]

now this is what i call monopoly!

[polishdread]

what symphony starts @ 1:32?

[lupan86]

requim for a dream

[nibblebaby]

funny video

[yellowfellow]

this is dumb

they're trying to show that communism is bad

like "you wouldnt wana play this"

but what about like shooting games? i know its just a joke but making fun of communism? capitalism was the justification for genocide in the americas and pretty much everywhere britian took over, is that a fucking good thing?

and the fbi and other agencies of the government have justification for their arrests?

everything in america is geared towards the rich

[gishkiman]

The movie itself can be quite funny, although I do agree with you about the rest.

[KirbiesandYoshies]

First off, capitalism in its purest form was never meant to favor the rich, but give everyone an opportunity under free enterprise. Whether it accomplishes this or not is another debate.

Anyway, this video mocks Leninist-Marxist theory, not necessarly communism (low-case), though the case can be made that Stalin and Lenin did, in fact, create a communist country (and we can see the result in the mass murders taht occured).

And yes, the FBI must justify arrests.

[ComradeLenin1289]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[silentrocker33]

whats the song ant the end?

[Frodo2433]

So. Much. Republican. Spam.

[Spoontown]

Its a bit disgusting i'd say

[Bloodrage6666]

@Spoontown GO TO JAIL.

[Bloodrage6666]

@Frodo2433 GO TO JAIL.