AMEN TO THAT!!! ITS OUR RIGHT!!! And if you look at the REAL scientific facts theres more than enough proof. A huge rock in the desert split PERFECTLY down the middle with water erosion, wheel and axles from pharoes time in the ONLY place the parting of the sea could have happened, a HUGE boat thousands of feet high on mount arrarat with the same measurements as the ark? Let me guess...you put that boat up there didnt you?
Noo believe what u believe, I'm a Christian and I believe in god but u don't have to, Tim Hawkins is Christian so if u don't like Christians don't watch his videos :P
OK HERE IS THE TRUTH. the big bang created the world not GOD! and who ever beleves in this horse shit every1 calls christianity needs a reality check. to be honest i would beleve in the easter bunny b4 i bleve in GOD! so fuck all christians! SCIENCE RULES!
Tim - I want to pray a hedge of protection around you and your family... I did buy the 4 dvd combo pack: Bananas, Full Range, Rockstar, and Insanitized all for one low price. My family loves them!!! PLEASE COME BACK TO ARKANSAS! Our family missed your show here... You won't need to shower in hand sanitizer when your done.
May the Lord bless you and your family Mr. Hawkins. Yes I bought your dvd and I deeply appreciate all your humor. God Bless You and Your Family. Lord please cover Mr. Hawkins with what he needs and his family. God is with you and your family.
You are just hysterical, I will for sure buy and buy and buy some more, just as soon as I get in my house that's being fixed from Katrina! You are at the top of my Wish List with a bullet! I just want to know why you don't have HBO specials and such, you have to be in the top 10 funniest and most talented people on earth!!!
Tim, I Love all your videos. I have laughed until I cried. Yes, I'll buy your videos to support your children. They are better for my children than what is on the tv tube.
i for one thot this video is hilarious... Honestly if you dont like Tim, then dont watch him. its as simple as that, then u wont hv ro waste ur time and mine saying how horrible his videos are, just leave him alone. if u say ur a christian, u shouldnt hv to criticize everything u watch
I dont know what was best! our whole homeschool family sitting around the computer watching the video, or the part where we went through and cracked up with the comments! rofl!! TOO funny!!! We're fellow Missourians...we find humor in the irony :) lol!
Gotta love authentic shameless self promotion! :) We bought every one of your DVD's and CD's for the kids this time last year. I feel good about having already fed the Hawkins children in 2009.
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It annoys me because he seems to be mocking people who want to make a lot of money at Christmas, but actually he wants to make a lot of money himself. It is because of this irony, that I don't find it funny.
I like when people make fun of the commericalization of Christmas only when they themselves are not a part of it.
Now I think I understand why you don't think it is funny, zedbrothers. You seem to lack the desire to be amused at satire and irony. To each their own, I suppose.
As for me, I love satire and irony, whether the comedian is making fun of people trying to sell stuff or if he is making fun of people who are offended by people who sell stuff.
i think it was funny b/c of the same reason you think it's not. hmmm. i guess it's b/c it kinda shows that we're all human. it always makes me smile when people can laugh at themselves.
"I don't have to pay anything to see this video." I, in contrast, do pay something to see this video. I place very high value on my time and my interest, and I have to spend my time and my interest in order to enjoy this video.
(Incidentally, you might also consider that I also spent my time and interest reading your comments. Ah, the irony. Thanks again, zedbrothers.)
He's serious and wants to make money, therefore it annoys you. I'll bet you've got one of those rainbow Obama stickers on the back of your car, don't you? Wealth re-distribution, anyone?
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I want to believe he was making a joke, I hope he wasn't really singing as a Christian for the love of money, that would be um, well, that would be singing for satan, since love of money is the root of evil.
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I understand there is to be humor, I understand we all need a laugh, I understand, I really do, we are all human.
However, is the joke worth it if degrades other people? of if it is actually a lie, just to make a joke funny, so laughs happens, so dvd's are sold? Is the joke funny if it talks about trying to get more money?
I once heard someone say "a self righteous christian will pass a poor person on their way to church" This is so true and so sad.
He obviously isn't singing because he loves money, but because, like to everyone, it is a necessity. Believe it or not, Christians have to pay bills and feed mouths too. I also don't see the point in saying that it "degrades" others. If you have seen any kind of Tim Hawkins DVD, you understand his humor and understand that he loves God and is using his amazing gift of humor for the betterment of God's kingdom. I see where you are coming from, but I just had to clear that up.
Hmm. I was going to shop Archie McPhee for Christmas this year, but I guess I could check out your stuff. Y'know, in case the librarian action figure isn't well received by my 15 year old son.
LOL, wish I could, but VA disability doesn't allow for much. Could use a Christmas, too. Brutally (hilariously) honest, 5/5 stars and Merry Christmas to you and yours!
That's the message, everyone, think about other less fortunate people on the holiday. And PLEASE CHECK OUT MY STUFFS ON EBAY!!!
Cruzini 1 day ago
Is this a parody of When Your Gone by Avril Lavigne?
vansdc8010 1 month ago
AMEN TO THAT!!! ITS OUR RIGHT!!! And if you look at the REAL scientific facts theres more than enough proof. A huge rock in the desert split PERFECTLY down the middle with water erosion, wheel and axles from pharoes time in the ONLY place the parting of the sea could have happened, a HUGE boat thousands of feet high on mount arrarat with the same measurements as the ark? Let me guess...you put that boat up there didnt you?
christianman4ever 2 months ago
@thunder72191 read the 1st amendment of the constitution. FREEDOM OF RELIGION
gatorgrad2012 3 months ago
Noo believe what u believe, I'm a Christian and I believe in god but u don't have to, Tim Hawkins is Christian so if u don't like Christians don't watch his videos :P
5MaChiz 5 months ago
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OK HERE IS THE TRUTH. the big bang created the world not GOD! and who ever beleves in this horse shit every1 calls christianity needs a reality check. to be honest i would beleve in the easter bunny b4 i bleve in GOD! so fuck all christians! SCIENCE RULES!
thunder72191 5 months ago
100,000TH VIEWER!!!!!!!!!!!
Darksidestudios100 6 months ago
please buy my things... all sales r final lol lol
ujesusfreak 8 months ago
anyone notice he was drinking a cup of invisible coco that he droped into his chair after burning himself on it? lol
nightmareluffy1000 8 months ago
Tim - I want to pray a hedge of protection around you and your family... I did buy the 4 dvd combo pack: Bananas, Full Range, Rockstar, and Insanitized all for one low price. My family loves them!!! PLEASE COME BACK TO ARKANSAS! Our family missed your show here... You won't need to shower in hand sanitizer when your done.
cnc4ever100 10 months ago
May the Lord bless you and your family Mr. Hawkins. Yes I bought your dvd and I deeply appreciate all your humor. God Bless You and Your Family. Lord please cover Mr. Hawkins with what he needs and his family. God is with you and your family.
lovestimhawkins 1 year ago
I wish you a Merry Christmas Tim and your family. May the Lord Walk With You Everyday. I really like your comedy, clean, fresh and talented.
O' bought the dvd. Thank You
lovestimhawkins 1 year ago
I promote this for you, and maybe the Lord will use it to give you an income this year.
Shoots1978 1 year ago
too funny, Tim
If I could I would!
2c4u22 1 year ago
best face ever !!!! 1:30-1:36
sportykid303 1 year ago
I love Tim Hawkins! It's so refreshing to hear great, clean Christian comedy at it's best!
biancaarielle 1 year ago
I don't like his hair cut just me thumbs up if you agree~!!
SuperHerbert12 1 year ago
That's the reason for the season, Tim. Preach it brotha.
thatpenguingirl 1 year ago
this is weird but funny
MrSuperfly11 1 year ago
i love so i can buy the blin bling bling ha ha hilarous
netherlanddwarf88 1 year ago
i love tim hawkins he is hilarous idk how to spell hilarous i am going to see him on june 4th with friend cant wait
netherlanddwarf88 1 year ago
I would buy stuff...
But all I have is 3.00$...
I WAS AT THE MALL OKAY?!
All I had was 12 but I bought a messenger bag that says "Bludgers"
KendraLori13107 1 year ago
Tim has talent to sing the truth and make people laugh.
rnbentley 2 years ago
does anyone know what model takamine tim plays
dosomethingawesome 2 years ago
Looks like a TAN-15C or maybe a TAN-16C. I have the -15 and the top is that same colour (Cedar)
BigKingD 1 year ago
You are just hysterical, I will for sure buy and buy and buy some more, just as soon as I get in my house that's being fixed from Katrina! You are at the top of my Wish List with a bullet! I just want to know why you don't have HBO specials and such, you have to be in the top 10 funniest and most talented people on earth!!!
NoirAngelique 2 years ago
LOL!!! Oh, and to answer the HBO question:
b/c we can't talk about... **looks around** Jesus... on HBO. Shhhhhh.....
nubnubnub1 2 years ago
Funny and honest! :-)
mjsmaling 2 years ago
Your hillarious we sat on the front row in nac and you picked me up and it was awesome!!!!
97Hayden 2 years ago
Tim, I Love all your videos. I have laughed until I cried. Yes, I'll buy your videos to support your children. They are better for my children than what is on the tv tube.
Keep them coming. What a blessing!
crenee2007 2 years ago
i for one thot this video is hilarious... Honestly if you dont like Tim, then dont watch him. its as simple as that, then u wont hv ro waste ur time and mine saying how horrible his videos are, just leave him alone. if u say ur a christian, u shouldnt hv to criticize everything u watch
bigchief3009 2 years ago 2
Amen i mean it AMEN
doom3rocks5 2 years ago
Merry christmas Tim! =D
786Vahi 2 years ago
OMG AWESOME SON G
mortmort97 2 years ago
I dont know what was best! our whole homeschool family sitting around the computer watching the video, or the part where we went through and cracked up with the comments! rofl!! TOO funny!!! We're fellow Missourians...we find humor in the irony :) lol!
TonyaMae 2 years ago
ROFL! Hilarious! Tim, you have brought so much joy this year...
Merry Christmas!
trishinator 2 years ago
Funny...
Restorationfarms 2 years ago 3
funny. Five stars. klegster can go get a life.
AndrewBroxton 2 years ago 4
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Sorry, Mr. Hawkins. This one's not funny.
CalLadyQED 2 years ago
lol.. come on, you guys, get over yourselves; of course he's kidding. Sheesh.
nubnubnub1 2 years ago 4
rofl He is a clown
brazilnut54 2 years ago
his look at the end of the song is hilarious!!
littleeggcup 2 years ago 2
so i can buy bling bling! haha! He's hillarious!
magyver9 2 years ago
It's blatant self-advertising but at least its FUNNY blatant self-advertising
Kerridor3 2 years ago
"all sales are final"
HAHAHA!
RenaeFlowers 2 years ago 34
LOL
ksizzle95 2 years ago
That guy is the best!!!!!
I love is face when he's acting things out!!!
putnamgirl7 2 years ago 27
lol great video!!
J43fan 2 years ago
Shameless exploitation warms my heart.
MaxNuclear 2 years ago 3
The truth :) :) :) :) :)
Great one !
Tim
TimRossWire 2 years ago 2
Thats great! haha
AngelxTWLOHA 2 years ago 2
lol thats funny man
christomlin4 2 years ago 2
Gotta love authentic shameless self promotion! :) We bought every one of your DVD's and CD's for the kids this time last year. I feel good about having already fed the Hawkins children in 2009.
thinkie6640 2 years ago 4
lol
3rdvincetheman 2 years ago
I love when he is playing with the santa...lol
fallingup4ever 2 years ago
lol
TheGoofyKidBand 2 years ago
Hilarious as always Tim! :)
Cathryn4Christ 2 years ago
Congrat! - Well done......
HarborGuy 2 years ago
zed ur gay
j22philly 2 years ago
"All sales are final" LOL
tigerjd326 2 years ago 4
Awesome vid, Tim!!! "I got 4 kids and there's no pressure..."
dandtcarr1 2 years ago 2
LOLZ!
bladebreaker10 2 years ago
Bling Bling Bling. XD
786Vahi 2 years ago
Hilarious as usual.
TomboysTv 2 years ago
all sales are final... lol
RedNanny 2 years ago 2
hillarious, Tim is such a funny guy
JesseLC18 2 years ago
That's funny!!!
Christopherslady 2 years ago
Wow! zedbrothers just doesn't get it. That's ok Tim, you can't please everyone. I think it's great!
diannarene 2 years ago 2
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this would only be funny if he wasn't serious. He is serious and wants to make a lot of money, therefore this annoys me.
zedbrothers 2 years ago
It annoys you because you don't want to make a lot of money, is that correct zedbrothers?
Your comment is as amusing as this video, and for the same reason: a little thing called irony.
jnjnelson 2 years ago 4
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It annoys me because he seems to be mocking people who want to make a lot of money at Christmas, but actually he wants to make a lot of money himself. It is because of this irony, that I don't find it funny.
I like when people make fun of the commericalization of Christmas only when they themselves are not a part of it.
zedbrothers 2 years ago
It is because of the irony that you don't find it amusing? Now that is ironic.
Thanks again for the laughs. I could do this all day. ‡o)
No offense intended, of course.
jnjnelson 2 years ago
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yes, I don't find a song making fun of people trying to sell stuff to be funny if the singer himself is trying to sell stuff.
zedbrothers 2 years ago
Now I think I understand why you don't think it is funny, zedbrothers. You seem to lack the desire to be amused at satire and irony. To each their own, I suppose.
As for me, I love satire and irony, whether the comedian is making fun of people trying to sell stuff or if he is making fun of people who are offended by people who sell stuff.
jnjnelson 2 years ago
i think it was funny b/c of the same reason you think it's not. hmmm. i guess it's b/c it kinda shows that we're all human. it always makes me smile when people can laugh at themselves.
Lady4HisMajesty 2 years ago 3
zed,
If the video were not produced and distributed (therefore, commercialized) how else would you ever see it?
jraintdead 2 years ago
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I don't have to pay anything to see this video. Although this video is trying to sell me somehing.
zedbrothers 2 years ago
"I don't have to pay anything to see this video." I, in contrast, do pay something to see this video. I place very high value on my time and my interest, and I have to spend my time and my interest in order to enjoy this video.
(Incidentally, you might also consider that I also spent my time and interest reading your comments. Ah, the irony. Thanks again, zedbrothers.)
jnjnelson 2 years ago
Hmmm, zed,
He's serious and wants to make money, therefore it annoys you. I'll bet you've got one of those rainbow Obama stickers on the back of your car, don't you? Wealth re-distribution, anyone?
jraintdead 2 years ago
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I want to believe he was making a joke, I hope he wasn't really singing as a Christian for the love of money, that would be um, well, that would be singing for satan, since love of money is the root of evil.
klegster 2 years ago
He's only kidding.
786Vahi 2 years ago 3
@klegster lighten up, it's just a joke!
Elphaba1013 2 years ago 3
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I understand there is to be humor, I understand we all need a laugh, I understand, I really do, we are all human.
However, is the joke worth it if degrades other people? of if it is actually a lie, just to make a joke funny, so laughs happens, so dvd's are sold? Is the joke funny if it talks about trying to get more money?
I once heard someone say "a self righteous christian will pass a poor person on their way to church" This is so true and so sad.
klegster 2 years ago
@klegster
He obviously isn't singing because he loves money, but because, like to everyone, it is a necessity. Believe it or not, Christians have to pay bills and feed mouths too. I also don't see the point in saying that it "degrades" others. If you have seen any kind of Tim Hawkins DVD, you understand his humor and understand that he loves God and is using his amazing gift of humor for the betterment of God's kingdom. I see where you are coming from, but I just had to clear that up.
lifepoint03 1 year ago
HAHA! ALL SALES ARE FINAL! Loved that!
iKhiavDim 2 years ago
ha ha there was nothing in that cup
NannyGadi 2 years ago
HA! I love it!!!! You really NEED to get onto iTunes!
libbyandbosco 2 years ago
Hmm. I was going to shop Archie McPhee for Christmas this year, but I guess I could check out your stuff. Y'know, in case the librarian action figure isn't well received by my 15 year old son.
thegoodflea 2 years ago 3
Wow. That's awesome. Since this is pre-recorded and was hysterical I'm really looking forward to seeing you live.
ThrowAnOnion 2 years ago
lol i rly wanna buy ur stuff but im on a budget! i only have a hundred bucks to spend on my whole family and some pants for me lol
AeroDream1 2 years ago
Hahahaha XD
birdboy93 2 years ago
"all sales are fianl" hahaha
buttcracker97 2 years ago
that and his pose -lol-!!
cheeseislikesocool 2 years ago
hahaha!!!
AliasSpecWriter 2 years ago
XD This is great!
penguinton 2 years ago
HA!
TaysonIsTheBatman 2 years ago
lol lol lkol lol
mysterio6655 2 years ago
awsome
monkeychicken96 2 years ago
those christmas bells are ringing... bling bling bling
NOweWONT 2 years ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHA! " ... bling, bling, bling." :D
scriptum60 2 years ago
lol when he tosses the santa
:) -> :o -> :D
KingPivot001 2 years ago
XD Lol!!!!! Awesome Tim!!!
YukiTsubaki7 2 years ago
He needs to sell t-shirts. The only one that I saw was in the I'm no rockstar Tourpak
gurumiarmy 2 years ago
LOL XD
NamioftheSea 2 years ago
'All Sales are Final.' XD haha I might just have to buy something because of this.
hurricaneofrock 2 years ago
Awesome XD
KittyCatAddict 2 years ago
NICE ONE!!!!
nascar10x10 2 years ago
lol love it
stephizreallyawesome 2 years ago
We are getting Tickets to his next show in Minnesota! WOOT!
Birdoparadise 2 years ago
"all sales are final." lol
yugioh22fan 2 years ago
XD love tim hawkins
OMG WHAT WAS WITH THE WEIRD LOOK AWAY AT THE END?! XD
BE4eva16 2 years ago 2
Love you Tim.
Merry Christmas!
NoCensorshipYT 2 years ago
All sales are final XD
Luigi1o3 2 years ago
I asked for ur CDs hoping I get em haha
Ambernichole85 2 years ago
Funniest part: 1:34! LOLZ!
OptimusSmyth 2 years ago
I KNOOOOW XDDD
BE4eva16 2 years ago
LOL, wish I could, but VA disability doesn't allow for much. Could use a Christmas, too. Brutally (hilariously) honest, 5/5 stars and Merry Christmas to you and yours!
stormspinner1 2 years ago
hahaha.... all sales are final.. amazing
ur my fav comedian everrrr!!!!!!!
JESUS LOVES YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!
benjaminja77 2 years ago 3
That is AWESOME!
BloggerZack 2 years ago
lol!
niiiiice! twas funny when you just threw the santa doll
now i will go buy ur stuff lol x]
AvrilRawkz12 2 years ago
lol
cornflaks705 2 years ago
lol
NICJEN2008 2 years ago
Hilariously honest.
JimGale 2 years ago
hahahahah, when you poured the drink all over you! :D
WHOOOFTHEHOO 2 years ago
LOL
tennisman6 2 years ago
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blueorangelettuce 2 years ago
nice job man
FacelessAssasain 2 years ago
AWSOME! good job tim!!
~kaylee
AussiePupz 2 years ago
This great!
lildancer1785 2 years ago