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  • That's the message, everyone, think about other less fortunate people on the holiday. And PLEASE CHECK OUT MY STUFFS ON EBAY!!!

  • Is this a parody of When Your Gone by Avril Lavigne?

  • AMEN TO THAT!!! ITS OUR RIGHT!!! And if you look at the REAL scientific facts theres more than enough proof. A huge rock in the desert split PERFECTLY down the middle with water erosion, wheel and axles from pharoes time in the ONLY place the parting of the sea could have happened, a HUGE boat thousands of feet high on mount arrarat with the same measurements as the ark? Let me guess...you put that boat up there didnt you?

  • @thunder72191 read the 1st amendment of the constitution. FREEDOM OF RELIGION

  • Noo believe what u believe, I'm a Christian and I believe in god but u don't have to, Tim Hawkins is Christian so if u don't like Christians don't watch his videos :P

  • 100,000TH VIEWER!!!!!!!!!!!

  • please buy my things... all sales r final lol lol

  • anyone notice he was drinking a cup of invisible coco that he droped into his chair after burning himself on it? lol

  • Tim - I want to pray a hedge of protection around you and your family... I did buy the 4 dvd combo pack: Bananas, Full Range, Rockstar, and Insanitized all for one low price. My family loves them!!! PLEASE COME BACK TO ARKANSAS! Our family missed your show here... You won't need to shower in hand sanitizer when your done.

  • May the Lord bless you and your family Mr. Hawkins. Yes I bought your dvd and I deeply appreciate all your humor. God Bless You and Your Family. Lord please cover Mr. Hawkins with what he needs and his family. God is with you and your family.

  • I wish you a Merry Christmas Tim and your family. May the Lord Walk With You Everyday. I really like your comedy, clean, fresh and talented.

    O' bought the dvd. Thank You

  • I promote this for you, and maybe the Lord will use it to give you an income this year.

  • too funny, Tim

    If I could I would!

  • best face ever !!!! 1:30-1:36

  • I love Tim Hawkins! It's so refreshing to hear great, clean Christian comedy at it's best!

  • I don't like his hair cut just me thumbs up if you agree~!!

  • That's the reason for the season, Tim. Preach it brotha.

  • this is weird but funny

  • i love so i can buy the blin bling bling ha ha hilarous

  • i love tim hawkins he is hilarous idk how to spell hilarous i am going to see him on june 4th with friend cant wait

  • I would buy stuff...

    But all I have is 3.00$...

    I WAS AT THE MALL OKAY?!

    All I had was 12 but I bought a messenger bag that says "Bludgers"

  • Tim has talent to sing the truth and make people laugh.

  • does anyone know what model takamine tim plays

  • Looks like a TAN-15C or maybe a TAN-16C. I have the -15 and the top is that same colour (Cedar)

  • You are just hysterical, I will for sure buy and buy and buy some more, just as soon as I get in my house that's being fixed from Katrina! You are at the top of my Wish List with a bullet! I just want to know why you don't have HBO specials and such, you have to be in the top 10 funniest and most talented people on earth!!!

  • LOL!!! Oh, and to answer the HBO question:

    b/c we can't talk about... **looks around** Jesus... on HBO.  Shhhhhh.....

  • Funny and honest! :-)

  • Your hillarious we sat on the front row in nac and you picked me up and it was awesome!!!!

  • Tim, I Love all your videos. I have laughed until I cried. Yes, I'll buy your videos to support your children. They are better for my children than what is on the tv tube.

    Keep them coming. What a blessing!

  • i for one thot this video is hilarious... Honestly if you dont like Tim, then dont watch him. its as simple as that, then u wont hv ro waste ur time and mine saying how horrible his videos are, just leave him alone. if u say ur a christian, u shouldnt hv to criticize everything u watch

  • Amen i mean it AMEN

  • Merry christmas Tim! =D

  • OMG AWESOME SON G

  • I dont know what was best! our whole homeschool family sitting around the computer watching the video, or the part where we went through and cracked up with the comments! rofl!! TOO funny!!! We're fellow Missourians...we find humor in the irony :) lol!

  • ROFL! Hilarious! Tim, you have brought so much joy this year...

    Merry Christmas!

  • Funny...

  • funny. Five stars. klegster can go get a life.

  • lol.. come on, you guys, get over yourselves; of course he's kidding. Sheesh.

  • rofl He is a clown

  • his look at the end of the song is hilarious!!

  • so i can buy bling bling! haha! He's hillarious!

  • It's blatant self-advertising but at least its FUNNY blatant self-advertising

  • "all sales are final"

    HAHAHA!

  • LOL

  • That guy is the best!!!!!

    I love is face when he's acting things out!!!

  • lol great video!!

  • Shameless exploitation warms my heart.

  • The truth :) :) :) :) :)

    Great one !

    Tim

  • Thats great! haha

  • lol thats funny man

  • Gotta love authentic shameless self promotion! :) We bought every one of your DVD's and CD's for the kids this time last year. I feel good about having already fed the Hawkins children in 2009.

  • lol

  • I love when he is playing with the santa...lol

  • lol

  • Hilarious as always Tim! :)

  • Congrat! - Well done......

  • zed ur gay

  • "All sales are final" LOL

  • Awesome vid, Tim!!! "I got 4 kids and there's no pressure..."

  • LOLZ!

  • Bling Bling Bling. XD

  • Hilarious as usual.

  • all sales are final... lol

  • hillarious, Tim is such a funny guy

  • That's funny!!!

  • Wow! zedbrothers just doesn't get it. That's ok Tim, you can't please everyone. I think it's great!

  • It annoys you because you don't want to make a lot of money, is that correct zedbrothers?

    Your comment is as amusing as this video, and for the same reason: a little thing called irony.

  • It is because of the irony that you don't find it amusing? Now that is ironic.

    Thanks again for the laughs. I could do this all day. ‡o)

    No offense intended, of course.

  • Now I think I understand why you don't think it is funny, zedbrothers. You seem to lack the desire to be amused at satire and irony. To each their own, I suppose.

    As for me, I love satire and irony, whether the comedian is making fun of people trying to sell stuff or if he is making fun of people who are offended by people who sell stuff.

  • i think it was funny b/c of the same reason you think it's not. hmmm. i guess it's b/c it kinda shows that we're all human. it always makes me smile when people can laugh at themselves.

  • zed,

    If the video were not produced and distributed (therefore, commercialized) how else would you ever see it?

  • "I don't have to pay anything to see this video." I, in contrast, do pay something to see this video. I place very high value on my time and my interest, and I have to spend my time and my interest in order to enjoy this video.

    (Incidentally, you might also consider that I also spent my time and interest reading your comments. Ah, the irony. Thanks again, zedbrothers.)

  • Hmmm, zed,

    He's serious and wants to make money, therefore it annoys you. I'll bet you've got one of those rainbow Obama stickers on the back of your car, don't you? Wealth re-distribution, anyone?

  • He's only kidding.

  • @klegster lighten up, it's just a joke!

  • @klegster

    He obviously isn't singing because he loves money, but because, like to everyone, it is a necessity. Believe it or not, Christians have to pay bills and feed mouths too. I also don't see the point in saying that it "degrades" others. If you have seen any kind of Tim Hawkins DVD, you understand his humor and understand that he loves God and is using his amazing gift of humor for the betterment of God's kingdom. I see where you are coming from, but I just had to clear that up.

  • HAHA! ALL SALES ARE FINAL! Loved that!

  • ha ha there was nothing in that cup

  • HA! I love it!!!! You really NEED to get onto iTunes!

  • Hmm. I was going to shop Archie McPhee for Christmas this year, but I guess I could check out your stuff. Y'know, in case the librarian action figure isn't well received by my 15 year old son.

  • Wow. That's awesome. Since this is pre-recorded and was hysterical I'm really looking forward to seeing you live.

  • lol i rly wanna buy ur stuff but im on a budget! i only have a hundred bucks to spend on my whole family and some pants for me lol

  • Hahahaha XD

  • "all sales are fianl" hahaha

  • that and his pose -lol-!!

  • hahaha!!!

  • XD This is great!

  • HA!

  • lol lol lkol lol

  • awsome

  • those christmas bells are ringing... bling bling bling

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHA! " ... bling, bling, bling." :D

  • lol when he tosses the santa

    :) -> :o -> :D

  • XD Lol!!!!! Awesome Tim!!!

  • He needs to sell t-shirts. The only one that I saw was in the I'm no rockstar Tourpak

  • LOL XD

  • 'All Sales are Final.' XD haha I might just have to buy something because of this.

  • Awesome XD

  • NICE ONE!!!!

  • lol love it

  • We are getting Tickets to his next show in Minnesota! WOOT!

  • "all sales are final." lol

  • XD love tim hawkins

    OMG WHAT WAS WITH THE WEIRD LOOK AWAY AT THE END?! XD

  • Love you Tim.

    Merry Christmas!

  • All sales are final XD

  • I asked for ur CDs hoping I get em haha

  • Funniest part: 1:34! LOLZ!

  • I KNOOOOW XDDD

  • LOL, wish I could, but VA disability doesn't allow for much. Could use a Christmas, too. Brutally (hilariously) honest, 5/5 stars and Merry Christmas to you and yours!

  • hahaha.... all sales are final.. amazing

    ur my fav comedian everrrr!!!!!!!

    JESUS LOVES YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!

  • That is AWESOME!

  • lol!

    niiiiice! twas funny when you just threw the santa doll

    now i will go buy ur stuff lol x]

  • lol

  • lol

  • Hilariously honest.

  • hahahahah, when you poured the drink all over you! :D

  • LOL

  • nice job man

  • AWSOME! good job tim!!

    ~kaylee

  • This great!

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