McCain Takes Florida!! Gnooze 1-30-08

[StuffMcB]

gnooze, did you know that there is an add for John McCain on this video?

[gnooze]

The ads just show up. We don't have any control over which ones or anything. That's all YouTube.

[StuffMcB]

Yeah, I figured I just thought it was funny.

Keep up the great show!

[lokol456]

Stellone

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FUCK YOU ASSHOLE

[dlondon1144]

Great 'cast. thanks.

[BOBIzizou87]

LOL...Go Voters I guess? ;)

[reggad239]

Dear Marta:)

hliarious stuff, always a pleasure. oh, and love how you wore your hair:)

[mikma]

Fla. may have. But they dont have grape juice...MIKMA WAS HERE

[PukeyDookey]

yo man, mccain is like 100 years old or something. the states dont need another oldie in the white house. get someone under 50 for once.

shhhnikies!

[RudeJesus]

Wow super productive, love your stuff.

[captain181818]

Mccain is amoral.Being a vet does not change that.

[Pelosi01]

She makes fun of each of the candidates for their signature sayings.... McCain constantly reminds us that he was in Vietnam.... they put it out there she has the right to comment on it... Please get over it! Marta... you are so funny... you just kill me every time with the "hand guns"

[PiFan7]

Wow, I didn't realize people were so excited about the tax rebate plan they were doing shoot ups. Maybe I need to get on board.

Great show!!

[getonit123]

McCain is better than Giuliani, but still scary. Then there are the Dems...

Daniel

[patrick95212]

mccain is our next president!

[Ick69]

Great show as usual. I'm running out of witty things to say, sorry.

[Dog480]

Oddly, once again, the Gnooze is more complete than the news. I didn't hear any mention of Ron Paul there. So Let me see; three minutes & forty five seconds compared to two & a half hours. Hmmmm....

[seneca67]

I have to wonder why the Democratic party is denying delegates from certain states. I just can not accept the official reason. What are the saying to the democrats within those states who will be voting in November? I guess the message is "welcome to the United States of whatever..."

[Panpiper]

Thanks for mentioning Ron Paul!

;-)

[gedlongbow]

once again, p0wnage gnooze

[Northern5tar]

I'm gonna ignore all the politics stuff because I like the gnooze way to much. Therefore I wont mention things like say my favorite candidate has delivered more than 4,000 babies or that he had his own blimp. ;)

A pleasure to watch, as always. :)

[KING777TUT]

How about some gnooze on the 'Council of Foreign Relations'(CFR) and the 'North American Union' (NAU)

[helmetsuck]

what a dumb bimbo...

[trevb38]

Hey helmet,

Why is your last name "suck"? Is it because you're a dick?

[jthunder73]

Great stuff! When Busy is out you have to find a way to keep doing the guns! I love it

[anmoose]

Hillary's "win" just cracks me up.

Florida - 1

Hillary - 0

*snicker*

Moosie

[AnArticulateTroll]

Those were some good impersonations.

[bibliomaniac0]

I love how I can see the John McCain ad next to the video :D

[HarleyDrider]

Come people...She only needs 38 more subscribers to hit 2000. Pass it on!!!

Trauma

[saturateu]

uhhhhh.... a dig at hillary.. i thought it was about bill being first lady :D

[HarleyDrider]

WOW Marta, Don't you look "DEVASTATING" today?

Psnew...Psnew.. and WHOOO...WHOOO!!!

Trauma

[Liribaenz]

OH MY GOD, what a BEAUTY!!! It seems like an Angel came down from heaven to present the Gnooze for us. I'm blinded. Even the most talented painter with the most wonderful colorings wouldn't be able to draw such a beautiful picture!Ehmm...sorry..yeah..wh­at I meant was..ehm..you look good today:) (Not that you don't look good on other days,and not that I watch the gnooze because I think your pretty, but you are, which is okay...I guess. Man, I totally screwed up with this:)

[marleyinoc]

Yeah, I thought of Ron Paul today when I saw this little dinky hand painted sign at an intersection. Glad someone else was, oh, wait, 60 some thousand someone elses were thinking of him too. And Marta. And that guy that posted a comment earlier.

[DeathRattle101]

HAHAHAHA, I like the Ron Paul part, very funny. Careful they'll text you to death!!! :O

[theDave1956]

Another great Gnoozecast! I must say that you're looking very elegant today :)

[qiranger]

LOL - Loved the last bit!

[nerdfighter4]

Is that economic stimulus plan for next year?? Some people have already filed their taxes. How is that supposed to work?

[trevb38]

Um, excuse me, Wolf and Anderson and Larry and Lou, yeah, um, I'd like to say something...

"Yo, Marr-Taaah!!"

There aint nothing made in China about the Gnooze -- all home grown in the USA, yo!

Gimme some mo' dat!! ;-)

[snoopster000]

good stuff marta, entertaining as always,thanks

[UnderseaCaveman]

Marta, thanks for mentioning Ron Paul, and acknowledging the verocity (sp?) of us Ron Paul (liberty-loving, freedom-thristing, rabid...RonBot, PaulHead, GlennBeck Terrorist, Hannity Chasing, Spam-nerd) Fans.... I think I covered all the news on that :)

[talismania]

sounds like a cross between veracity and ferocity.

[UnderseaCaveman]

LOL....I claim new word!

[jogayot]

cool and shiny... jabilishously sneaky. go orange juice!

[geekyvince]

nice show keep up the good work. I hope your job hunt is going well.

[positronicpathways]

I'm gonna be so sad when i have to go back to work and won't be able to catch the gnooze till I get home

[mike8494]

Love you the Dress and you are great keep up the good work :-) Mike....

[SirMasterJoe]

With you in that dress who cares about the elections. :

[CommentorX]

I think Marta's dress is part of the economic stimulus plan. I don't know about the economy, but I was stimulated by it.

[geojus1]

Yea! Ron Paul! =)

[hypnofan35]

This is so sad. A serious battle of unsubstantial vacuous personalities.. It seems like McCain is being installed by rich selfish power mongers. The great war hero was bombing people (in their own homeland) for the benefit of rich people and was subsequently shot down. I like the shot down for bombing "the enemy outsiders" part. Just because someone is a leader in a group of selfish folks, does not make him a good president.

[micahsamaniac]

hahahahahahahaha well thanks for mentioning them. I mean woot woot. and whateves. hahaha

*someone tell me why the hell Ron Paul matters? anyone? thanks

hahaha

right now Marta I am just going to use all the characters becausee the damn thing is so friggin annoying..seeing all those stinking numbers roolll on down as I type. Youtube youtube youtube. hahahaha =]

GO MARTA!!!!

[Nic33rd]

Vicious circles. . . gotta love 'em . . .

Great show, as always, Marta!

[rhymingwithoranges]

oooh hair,

i can do that with mine

look!

*does that with his hair*

cool huh :P

DO IT FOR THE CHILDREN SO THEY ONLY HAVE CHILDREN AFTER BEING MARRIED... children...

*psst* you look more inteligent if you wear the glasses at the end of your nose

;)

jaz

[vitaminrich2]

Thanks again Marta. You look pretty today BTW. "Work It Girl" Rupaul

[shad0fx]

cute outfit marta... nice segment today, made me laugh

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Marta.

I see where Rudy is sounding like "I'm outta here". Possibly he can throw his support to Ron Paul.

As for the Government handout,I fear all that can be bought,IS foreign goods,and food picked by foreigners.

And the Hillary win,do you mean Duff?

5 stars. psheww,psheww

[TimberGeek]

I'm voting Swank on the Hillary question.

[Blargaldalien]

Swank won an Oscar,'nuff for her...

[TimberGeek]

Well I was going to say Sir Edmund, but that only works in Chicago.

[skutre]

You go gurl. Jam some grapes in your cheeks when you do McCain, that would look hysterical.

-scooter

[icely2000]

I really liked your shirt its cute

[Joshiak]

Thanks for making me laugh my ass of this morning...

[Silntthnkr]

You MUST be in California,with the light top your wearing (btw looks nice) it is a little chillier here in Chicago. Your McCain is pretty good, I think you have gotten yourself another distinctive and funny immitation.

[WileyCoyote69]

Hey, it can only be to the GOOD that Florida doesn't count.

And I think you've got the number of many Ron Paulites. A wee bit over-sensitive. Whoops. I'm about to get a dozen thumbs downs. Whoops!

And today its all about the Old-Skool Hillary-esque Hairband!

[anmoose]

It's not really that Florida doesn't count, it's that Florida CAN'T count. :-)

Moosie

[Blargaldalien]

yes they can. They take off there shoes,for numbers over 10.

[anmoose]

But they'll still get it wrong. They only take their shoes off after they get to 11.

[rarelibra]

STOP MAKING FUN OF MCCAIN BEING A POW. Serious. You are DISRESPECTING all soldiers who serve by doing this. Thank you.

[goobersayshey]

lighten up - he is just saying that if he is going to be president, he has to base it more on SOMETHING other than being a previous POW. God Bless America. God Bless the Soldiers.

God Bless you.

[goobersayshey]

Ohh - Sorry Marta for the gender incorrect pronoun. Your no dude, dude.  You are 100% Smurfalicious dudette! Ohhh yeah...

[gnooze]

He's been a senator for about a gazillion years. But yeah, I wasn't making fun. I was highlighting that he himself mentioned it in a very casual way.

And no worries on the pronoun thing. :) I know you know.

[rarelibra]

Honestly, Marta - I DON'T CARE. You disrespect all of us when you do that. So please DON'T. Do not criticize someone for an experience like that - because being a POW in Vietnam trumps anything you can possibly fathom in life.

[rarelibra]

Uh, that's SHE, not HE.

[Joshiak]

Come on dude..she is making fun of a politician..they deserve SOME criticism..

[gnooze]

I'm not making fun of him being a POW. He himself said basically that in his speech, in a wink and a nod kind of way.

[rarelibra]

It doesn't mean it is right for you to do it. So please stop. We have POWs these days too - but they end up getting their head cut off or worse. STOP. Serious.

[trevb38]

Hey rarelibra,

CHILL, bro. Serious. Marta isn't making fun of McCain and she isn't close to disrespecting "all soldiers who serve." Where did that come from? We all know that McCain was a POW, and we all respect him for that. What's funny is that he keeps on telling us, over and over again. Bro, we get it. In fact, we got it the first 80 or 90 times. Is McCain trying to break John Kerry's record of telling us he was in Vietnam, too?

Dude. CHILL. Serious.

[airborne373]

Vets for Ron Paul. Less than 5% of the population took part in the War For Independence. It not easy being a patriot.

[Silntthnkr]

This is not really accurate. If you mean less then 5% srved in the continental army yes, but I am also a vet and I know it takes more then just military to win a war (see Iraq). Google "Crispus Attucks" While many people were reluctant to support the war in its begining, most eventually provided support in different ways.

[merickinhawaii]

I like the So.Cali.look, Marta. This was a good show(as always) since this ol' gun toted hippy is a happy McCain fan today! Hope all good. Thxs.

[gnooze]

Thanks Rick! Hope is all well with you too!

[geargemartin]

super LOL! and greetings from florida. p.s. cool retro. my sister wore her hair like that in 1969.

[gnooze]

Hello Florida! :) My bangs demanded I wear my hair like that. Yikes!

[BilliLovesMargot]

you look very pretty today. :)

*blushes and runs away!

[gnooze]

Thanks Billi! :) You're very nice!

[stimmtso]

So, Mr Giuliani the candidate from N.Y., 'skips' several states in order to be defeated in the subtropics? Funny American voting system...good show!

[lcc1211]

Indeed it is. I wish we could reform this wacky system.

[gnooze]

Glad you like the show!

[scottfreitas]

Looks like it ate my 400+ char. comment... yay Google, wher evry comment has a60% chance of never being posted... I'm too tired to retype all that. Uh, hi Marta? an I have aglas of orange juice?

[gnooze]

Scott!!! No comments devoured on gnooze dot com! :)

[conspiracy777]

Ron Paul supporters are SO motivated! I love every one of them .... but wait ... I AM one of them ... so I guess I love myself too! (Gotta go give myself a hug)

[gnooze]

I hope you enjoyed your hug from yourself! :D

[projectdurden]

Yeah, best plan ever!! Print more money!!!

[gnooze]

So crazy it just might work!

Erm. *shrugs*

[kalvinphil]

you look nice today Marta !!!

[gnooze]

Thanks Mr. SWEET! ;)

[kalvinphil]

I like the sounds of that !

[daddioux]

Please warm up the harmonica - 2K subscribers are right around the corner! Thanks as always.

[gnooze]

Thanks for reminding me!

[cierrablue]

your hair is cute like that.

[gnooze]

Thanks! It was a function of a super bad bangs day.