Austrian Death Machine who is your daddy,and what does he do

[fredagoba]

I can't believe this band is just made of "metal", just that pure essence. No "core", no bullshit... Tim Lambesis should stop As I Lay Dying and focus on this project!

[theexpendable11]

My dad lives in New york and drives a cab

[HicCoughHooves]

Kindergarten Cop- awesome movie!

[coopermata8]

I was loking for alfa tix song

[bbraskey80]

My dad looks at vagina's all day....

[virilevocalist]

Qui est ipsum TATA? Quid faceret? Qui est ipsum TATA et quid faciat? Lorem ipsum An mulieres fragor? Numquid vivere New York, cab et a coegi?

[virilevocalist]

ΠΟΙΟΣ ΕΙΝΑΙ ο μπαμπάς σου; Τι κάνει; ΠΟΥ ΕΙΝΑΙ ΜΠΑΜΠΑ σας, και τι κάνει; Μήπως αυτός καθορίζει τα αυτοκίνητα, που συντριβή των γυναικών; Μήπως αυτός ζει στη Νέα Υόρκη, και οδηγείτε ένα ταξί;

[virilevocalist]

QUI EST VOTRE PAPA? Que fait-il? QUI EST VOTRE PAPA, et qu'est-il faire? At-il réparer des voitures, ce crash femmes? At-il vivre à New York, et de conduire un taxi?

[virilevocalist]

உன் அப்பா யார்? அவன் என்ன செய்கிறான்? யார் உன் அப்பா, அவன் என்ன செய்கிறான்? அவர், அந்த பெண்கள் விபத்தில் கார்கள் சரி இல்லை? அவர் நியூயார்க் வாழ, மற்றும் ஒரு வண்டியை இயக்கி உள்ளதா?

[gamekingjojo]

@Muraz72 That does not make sense to use any of this, who's your father IM, he'll do anything, what you say it anyway? Did he fix the car crash woman? One of them, and I was a narc cop really so, or he lives in New York City taxi - do not drive a cab, I have here the reason is? Your - Who is My Daddy! Who will he do?

[MidgitNbikini]

@gamekingjojo your comment hurts my brain

[gamekingjojo]

@MidgitNbikini I copied Muraz72's comment into google translate

[MidgitNbikini]

@gamekingjojo lol, ok. those silly Asians.

[blink182rob88]

@Muraz72 Yes

[PekkaSiitoin91]

@Muraz72 CHING CHANG CHONG... .. CONGAAAA! KUNG-FU!

GOJIRA! GOJIRAAAAAAAAAAA!

[williamrenken1]

@platinum221 chuck norris.

[CookTheCadaverous]

I disagree TURN IT UP!!!

[platinum221]

Who would win? Jason Bourne or Terminator

[MJRiley878]

@platinum221 Bourne

[BathorysGraveland]

Is that women at the start, the same person who voices the titan Gaia in God of War? Sounds just like her.

[gabifromhell]

@BathorysGraveland

SHE HAS A VERY SIMILAR VOICE BUT IT WASN´T HER. THIS ACTRESS IS CALLED LINDA HUNT, AND THE ONE WHO RECORDED GAIA´S VOICE IS CALLED SUSAN BLAKESLEE...I BELIEVED FOR A LONG TIME THAT LINDA HUNT WAS THE ONE THAT DID GAIA´S VOICE THOUGH

[xmentosx]

@gabifromhell the caps lock key is that big key left from the 'a' key and it turns off the rage. You're welcome.

[gabifromhell]

@xmentosx THANKS FOR THE ADVICE, DUDE! HAHAHA!

[C7Zerotoxins]

@Muraz72 dude thats nasty even by american standards! jeeze no wonder you guys are so short...

[MidgitNbikini]

@Muraz72 how dare you say that! besides, how will you ever get the penguins to wear pants?

[ilovebrains264]

@MidgitNbikini how come i need to turn the volume down..what if i like this loud?

[MrEdy08]

Thats why you have to turn the volume down :D

[Majinnative]

EPIC!

[HEZBULL666]

KIndergarten cop

[CrowsInFlames]

what movie is that?

[foggygoggle]

42 were fatherless bastards...... Get to the CHOHPPPA!!!! ITS THE ONLY WAY OUT!!!!!!

[nxy322]

I think we should turn the volume up!

[shadowraith95]

i love that kid.

[OniKitsuneX4]

Shit just got real for them kids @ 00:37,The look he gives em made me laugh so hard i couldnt get any eyre

[ChaosIncarnate41]

I would love to have Arnold as my teacher. I can just imagine the Parent-Teacher conference

Dad: So mr. Scrageroge How is my son doing in class?

Arnold: What is your name? And what do you do?

Dad: I don't see how my profession is any of your business

Arnold: ~Gets up and slams him through chalkboard~ 

[MrDrummerdood]

I have a feeling if I got punched by Arnold in real life I would instantly explode.....

[Papercutsucks]

Epic video! Great job!

[sum1whoknoz]

hoht wheeuhls, minatur traynes, tinka toyz. ill buhrn you all dohwn!

[Philhouse88]

@sum1whoknoz LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[MidgitNbikini]

@Philhouse88 that a lot of out

[iiiPReHiSToRiC]

41 people have unemployed fathers.

[TarWoman]

40 don't have a daddy.

[oli1739530]

como se llama la pelicula esa no la he visto diganme

[italianqt1000]

everyone dies you know ... 

[TokenAllNight]

This is genius .. my two favorite things, Arnold and Metal ..

[Iatedave]

40 people need to get laid.



[targetcxd]

Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina

[acreed77]

is this a joke ?? HAHA

[owenwhat]

@acreed77 How could you ever accuse a band who's entire basis is take lines from shitty Arnold Schwarzenegger movies and putting it to admittedly stereotypical music, vocal styling, and over abundant solos of being a joke?

[jaycodfan]

mm

[TheExterminaitors]

esta banda todabia es vergas omasomenos a comparasion de la de cormetal guacala

[wgrock]

ArnoCorps is not pleased with these blashephemies.

[tonyAJ420]

@wgrock Arnocorps is a shitty garage band compared to ADM

[wgrock]

@tonyAJ420 ArnoCorps is a rescue team, not assassins.

[ThousandRoseBurial]

those kids sure know how to throw it down...

[lolfapfap]

''turn the volume down'' what sort of description starts with that.

turn everything way the fuck up!

[Arider96]

Everyone dies, you know.

[trevorchristopherson]

35 people dont like my dad and what he does

[MidgitNbikini]

@trevorchristopherson you mean, what he do!!!

[nobulnkite3]

@trevorchristopherson i hate my dad

[arghone]

This song and video is so fucking amazing I had to watch it 3 times in a row!!!

[Shadowdwellerblake]

My dad runs the press at the newspaper and he almost got his hand crunched off becuase the boss is cheap and won't replace faulty equipment that is 100 years old. DX

[Shadowdwellerblake]

what the hell movie is this from????

[grimmenigma949]

@Shadowdwellerblake is that question for fucking real???

its mother fucking kindergarten cop

have you seen junior, what about true lies????

predator and the terminator are not the only movies he was done

[Shadowdwellerblake]

@grimmenigma949 I know they aren't, and no I haven't. My dad has true lies though but never watched it. 

[grimmenigma949]

@Shadowdwellerblake u knew you are a kid.... dude, watch those movies, you will appreciate ADM on a whole new level

Oh and watch jingle all the way while youre at it

[Shadowdwellerblake]

@Shadowdwellerblake what's jingle all the way about??? I know it has Arnold in it and it has to do with christmas stuff or something. I saw a clip or two cause I watch "160 greatest Arnold quotes" and that has like the list of all his movies ever.

[iankehayes]

@Shadowdwellerblake it's about his kid who wants to get the newest action figure, but an old lady steals the last one and he ends up getting the evil guy action figure by accident, and goes on this huge fun filled quest to get after the action figure and ends up dressing up as the hero to show his son he actually cared :)

[Shadowdwellerblake]

@iankehayes sounds fun. kinda like a goofy movie. the point is that the father wants his son to like him right??? :)

[iankehayes]

@Shadowdwellerblake EXACTLY

[Shadowdwellerblake]

@iankehayes cool. I'll check it out when I can. When I was watching the quotes of arnold I saw a part where he was in the store and everyone was watching him and he was like "WHAT??? I WASN'T GONNA STEAL IT!!!" or something like that and then the santa guy at the mall was like "so...you want a (something) guy action figure for christmas???" and then arnold was like "Forget it. I ain't gonna sit on YOUR lap!!!" or something like that. I couldn't remember what the action figure was called. XD

[MidgitNbikini]

@Shadowdwellerblake turbo man!!!

[Shadowdwellerblake]

@MidgitNbikini RIGHT!!! now I remember!!! it goes like this....

Arnold "I'M NOT A PERVERT!!! I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR TURBOMAN DOLL!!!"

Santa "you want a turbo man for christmas????"

Arnold "Forget it. I'm not gonna sit on your lap."

[Shadowdwellerblake]

@iankehayes by the way, is that the one where arnold is all

"YOU BREAK INTO MY HOUSE AND EAT MY COOKIES!!! WHO TOLD YOU YOU COULD EAT MY COOKIES??? GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!"

cause that is like my all time fav of his lines!!! XD either that or

"JESUS MARGE!!! WHAT THE FUCK???" XD

[Arnodude53]

You own me a set of new speakers

[wvuguy5000]

I wana say epic too. XD

[apatheticbrutality]

what if this music actually played when he walked into a room slow mo

[HEROINBONER1]

You can always count on these top quality ferrets for stopping a grown man wanting to kill you with a single bite!

[kacedin]

Everyone dies, you know..

[drdr64f]

this shit is ON!

GREETINGS FROM AUSTRIA! KILL'EM ALL!!!!! \,,/

[Pethem]

es habts AUSTRIAN falsch geschrieben im vorspann :D

[ASC623]

STOP USING THE WORD EPIC!!! ITS SO FUCKING GAY I CANT BELIEVE ANY HETERO WOULD STILL USE IT... MIGHT AS WELL USE SOME STUPID FUCKING SOVIET JOKE STILL YYOOUU FFUUCCKKIINNGG IIDDIIOOTT SSOONNSS AA BBIITTCCHHSS!!!!!

[rbnsc1]

@ASC623 in soviet russia the internet trolls you

[kacedin]

@ASC623 Calm the fuck down, spaz.

p.s. Epic!

[ASC623]

@kacedin God dammit!!! LOL

[118118MOFO666]

Why did he try to punch Arnie?!

[r1chie311music]

MR KIMBLE SHOULD BE THE HOST OF "TO CATCH A PREDATOR" he would own mofos alot better than Chris Hansen.

[El1t3HUNT3R13]

ARnold is like a god in a kid's world...

[Yev300]

arnold for president

[tapion123]

hahaha look up krisb2k6y's video on kinder cop hahaha

[jesseh22]

my dad is an electrician



[halofire360]

@626Commando dude fuck you man i dont know my dad and i like this band

[Em0N3m0]

@halofire360 he meant the dislikes, dick.

[halofire360]

@Em0N3m0 i know he meant the dislikes but still that guys an asshole cause lots of people dont know their dads and im one of them my parents got divorced before i was born and seeing as how you agree with him im pretty sure that makes you an asshole as well

[bluejeans6]

@halofire360 all i could hear was your vagina whining.

[halofire360]

@bluejeans6 i dont have a vagina man im a guy

[ternsenzen]

@halofire360

who fucking cares? how old are you? 12?

[halofire360]

@ternsenzen i are and im 17

[septillion1]

@halofire360 great grammer there man

[halofire360]

@septillion1 you know what i meant

[TomAce200]

@septillion1 great spelling there man

[animefanker]

Just love the epic entrance, totally perfect :D

[hasnoface]

some thing extremely fun , and hes punching the old guy HAHAHAHAHHA , EPIC song awesome movie WICKED VIDEO! thank you 

[guitar602991]

epic entrance 

[GobBass]

Bullshit to the warning in the description.

turn the volume UP!!!!!!!!

[eitrig]

WHO IS YOUR MOTHERFUCKING DADDY YOU LITTLE SHITSTAINS ARRRRRRGRGRGRGGRGRGGRGRGRGRGRR­GRRGGRGRGRRR

[dakenetsu]

this is fuckin brutal,adm rocks,thank u for posting these great vids,epic

[DukeNukenum]

Best thrash metal band ever. ITs the THRASHINATOR, AAHHHHHNUUUOOLDDD NEAAAAGAGGAGAGGAH

[brucekirk89]

GET BACK TO ZE CHOPPA ERAARG

[zjbeast]

omg those kindergardners are some heavy metalheads.... :) Heavy metal death metal music in a kindergarden class.. haaaha arnold has a huge dick..

[TheJack11764]

when he hits the wall after getting shot he goes COCK listen for yourself

[1134hell]

Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

Does he fix cars that women crash?

Or does he live in New York and drive a cab? XD lmfao

[charleslanford]

hahaha shit 

[MrSaxophone18]

I've listened to this song numerous times and didn't realize he said the F word at 1:35 in this video

[Andybadtothebone]

@MrSaxophone18 No he doesn't. He's saying "a wonderful game called..." The end of "wonderful" put together with "game" just sounds like it.

[xFioaterx]

32 people are gonna get a woopin from there daddy,siick music ADM good job keep it up

[hobbesdream]

pause video

play video

hold 6 for lulzy brutality

[hobbesdream]

pause video

play video

hold 5 for lulz

[Drunkmanatee]

besides the video kicking ass.....lol at 3:53

[Quicknsick]

HAHAHAHAHA FUCKIN A!

[maplejet]

lol, i'm watching this movie right now on HBO!

[insision]

I wish Arnie was my teacher when I was at school

[demonsigotsome]

boys have a penis girls have a vagina

[IzzieSanders]

probably the best film i hav ever seen

[onemorethomas]

great editing dude! love the breakdown scene with the 'stranger' finger pointing! great job!

[animefanker]

\m/ {>_<} \m/

[TheKnightsofAwesome]

32 people realized that everybody dies, ya know.

[Litsa45ify]

Totally Brutal video dude!! Love how you've synced it

[MrFurryhead]

In soviet Russia Arnie kill YOU!

[flobtob]

@MrFurryhead Where ever the fuck you are, ARNIE KILL YOU!

[crazytime666]

hahahahhahahahha

[MegaComaSeizureMan]

everyone dies, you know xD

[MegaComaSeizureMan]

0:54 pause and look at the top left kid hes like "HOLY SHIT"

[SaintMarneusCalgar]

Greets from Tirol, AUSTRIA

oh sry i mean: !!!!>>>> Vorarlberg <<<!!!!

[ChannelxxAUSTRIAxx01]

Greets from Tirol, AUSTRIA

[kayboots]

this video fuckin owns! love it

[Dakkiller1]

30 Terminators where sent back in time to dislike this video

[aslucalaydying]

ROFL 0:38 - 0:54

[penguinpunk611]

they need to tour soon or make the third album cause wow som of the best thrash out there

[motorcycler11]

@penguinpunk611 Haha. Thank Arnie and Tim from As I Lay Dying. :)

[mooseasaurusrex]

Yep.

I gotta new favorite band.

[greendagger87]

@mooseasaurusrex not a real band

its a side project on the album mpc was used as a drummer and tom lambesis of as i lay crying played guitar and did vocals

[mooseasaurusrex]

@greendagger87 Awwww C'MON! Why must you cure my illusion?

I used to love you. And... stuff. ;)

[greendagger87]

@mooseasaurusrex they play live as a band with rusty cooley and a death meatal drummer

just tomm hates arnie

[reigninblood89]

DUde the band rocks ass...New wage and Thrash and songs about Arnie, doesnt get any more epic then this...

[reigninblood89]

@reigninblood89 shit i meant to say new wave not new wage

[unrealjohn]

Line from the movie pervs

[unrealjohn]

My dad's a gynecologist. He looks at vaginas all day long.

[CyberneticCuldean]

goddamn some one in the future needs to actually make terminators send one back so arnie can make more movies

[axelboy420]

kindergarten cop is the shit xD

[willister54]

I dont know how this band slipped past me for this long. amazingly gnarly!!

[SoAdSuGaR1]

3:12 ...... "ginger!!"

[WTFjustno]

omg this video is AWESOME.

When Arnie starts slowly turning the corner as the music starts its pure EPICNESS !!!

[MidgitNbikini]

@WTFjustno THANK YOU FOR YOUR EPIC COMMENT!!

[jtwidmer]

@MidgitNbikini Brootal.

[ALLEXXX321]

cool i was number 1,000 who liked this but not as cool as the 666th person who like this

[sickLu1z]

Tim is a god!

[davegasm16]

27 dislikes? Looks like I'm gonna need 27 bullets...

[de4mos]

@davegasm16 i will need way more :D i love insane shooting ! :D

[smallvile1992]

My father is a doctor....he can fix that tum.....

Wait...it's not a tumor.

[Loosertroete]

@smallvile1992

It's NOOOT a TUMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[FORGOTTENYOUTHBand]

27 people dont understand the total brutalness of this song

[double2echo]

Arnold walks in with Lever action shotgun,WHERE MY LITTLE BITCHS AT!!!!!!!!

[peace957]

26 people either didn't have daddies or their daddies didn't have jobs

[ironkarhu]

yeah this song makes me want to stick dynamite in my ass and jump benji with rope tight to my dick!!! THATS HOW I LIVE MOTHAFUCKAAAS!!!

[rramig2]

this video is hilarious....hahahahahaha

[rob825]

Bring you toy back to the cahpeht!

[mcg413]

This my favorite from the band musically.

[GRILLBUOY101]

he should be tossing those little turds threw the wall with his flack jacket on and pineapple grenades.

[unresolved777]

"Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina." \m/

[nofatchxplzthx]

26 people are gonna die you know

[d3xthem3x]

lol this band makes me laugh its just awesome!

[sportsperson182]

Video From Kindergarten Cop 

[SoAdSuGaR1]

fucking awesome!! haha

[concoredentkiller]

kindengarden mosh pit EPIC!!!

[JoeyS880]

lethal song!

[Deadpool601]

@JoeyS880 You mean BRUUTAAAL!!!!!

[JoeyS880]

@Deadpool601 DOUBLE BRUTAAAL!!!