Keys Stab Kids Brain.

[YesIAmTheDudeYouKnow]

I have the ability to live forever...because the devil is scared of me...

[demonassassin10]

hey GOD NEVER MAKES MISTAKES!!!!

[FlameofStryfe]

@demonassassin10 I know I don't.

[SuperGmodkid]

@demonassassin10 N00B Gawd makes mistakes all the time, like you! (no offence)

[protoalex2000]

yeah im invinsibu

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[TheInfamousCamper]

I always see 5-7 year olds going on extreme coasters. So I say "I can't let them show me up" so I have to go on the ride

[Keegan267]

I never knew got listened to Slipknot :D

[xTheEmoChickx3]

one time, a yellowjacket (wasp) stung me in my left eye and another one stung me in between my eyes and i felt no pain and i suffered pretty much no damage

[Bluecoconutpicklez]

Miraculous miracle

[o3oSeyren]

Lol :3

[lilstorm4]

i got grease in my eye and i was fine nithing happened true story kinnda probably true that its a lie maybe XD

[emmaluify]

wow thats fucksd up thats u said.

[TheDIEGUY5]

ITS LIKE SAW! THUMBS UP IF YOU AGREE

[fetchinghydra269]

slipknot+fluffee=awsomeness



[yazmatazmin]

i woulduve said god got bored and decided to freak everyone out by making a key go up this kids brain but in the end he was perfectly fine. like some kinda sick but awesome joke. yeah thats my theory.

[Lordcerii]

There's a scientifical reason why they survive such shit: They still have some of the cells that form the Fetus(called stem cells or something like that), which give them regeneration power. With those cells you can make whole fucking organs.

[zekehart95]

What's God?

[megvagyimmartizenyol]

@zekehart95 nothing..... thats a made up thing... just forget that word, it doesnt exist!

[MobsterZombieAttack]

He went to the doctor, and the doctor said "No more babies, falling on car keys."

[mortalcombatfriek]

awww that slipknot sweater is fucking awsome :D

[pokemonR0X]

GOD dont make mastaks jerk GOD is good

[sexycandpanda]

@pokemonR0X Maybe so, but you made a mistake at spelling, grammer, and punctuation. Just saying. You do have a point, though. And I'm glad to see people speak up about their beliefs. Good job.

[GeneralNutcase]

@sexycandpanda And you spelled grammar wrong.

[AhmadX9]

@pokemonR0X yes i agree with you



[ilovekaraoke456789]

@pokemonR0X thank you GOD would never make a mastake

[MrScruffedUp]

@pokemonR0X he made the devil, wonder if that classifys... oh well

I LOVE THESE VIDS

[evewhittenbury]

ouch

[XErinMatthewsX]

@MrPandaawesome .... actually, Hitler actually killed himself.. and if it is ok to kill Osama Bin Laden, does that mean that it was ok to kill all of those people he killed? because he did have his reasons to get back at the US i guess..

not that i am backing ANYTHING he did. because what he did was so awful.

[kevinpenagaguy]

kids arent brave, theyre just idiots haha xD

[missbork2468]

@kevinpenagaguy no sir, you only say that because you don't anything about brain development

[Raqwaza17]

It's 2:18 and I'm hearing a noise like a hhuuuu in my yard wtf

[Wolfguurl]

badass 6 year old XD

you're hot btw

[OddMyke]

793 people hate happy endings to horrible stories

[PeacherFreak]

@OddMyke

794 *evil laugh* >:)

[amosyboy1]

kids are only invisible when they are high!

[dandroid98]

@amosyboy1 invisible? don't you mean invincible? and meth?

[amosyboy1]

@dandroid98 meh to be fair i spell checked it and yer lol

[MegaszTechionTerrea]

i believe kids have 100% better Regeneration to there body structure since they're still growing.

[bakalakpal]

@MegaszTechionTerrea soo scientific

[Dsi1ver]

if its not a miracle, then maybe its god teaching the kid a lesson, like don't run with keys

[MrClanKiller]

lmfao runescape add..... i play runescape

[ilovecoffeev]

@MrClanKiller you get adds based on what you look up :P

[BronZeagle2]

I watch Fluffee and remember how good I have it.

[saltyoceanwater]

Yup thats exactly what i think about the god thing :P

[ryanneuman1]

haha dude your FAF

[kaz287]

god in a slipknot hoody, nice

[Lizz5699]

@PredatorFan1023 why are you reading the tags anyways?

[PredatorFan1023]

@Lizz5699  i really dont know

[IzehGIR]

@kaitebuglove196 YOU MADE MY DAY :DDD

[wnwanted94]

Yeah, I hate it when people are like "OMG! It was a miracle he/she survived that 10-story drop/penis cancer" ...

bunch of weedtards. God shouldn't have tried to kill you in the first place.

[msgummiblair]

haha he's wearing a Slipknot sweatshirt! XD

[SuperDarkRogue]

Umm Gods and His Angels are Pervs it you think about it because they see everything!

[kermitpeace]

I just got back from Echo lake & we went Cliff jumping. My 7 year old brother went before I did. It was a 15-20 foot cliff.

[RynKen]

god: looks like that kid will kill millions in his future, have fun being a vegetable...

satan: not on my watch! that kids gonna make a full recovery! muahahahahaha!!!

god: Damn you, Satan! damn you!

alternate idea: the doctor was crappy at his job...lol

[kaitebuglove196]

daddy wat the *bleep* is in my eye, it feels funny, is it an eyelash

[hunterrocks1123]

your hilarious

[QueenBetch11]

people are more offended when you talk about god rather than anything else.

[sunscrapper]

heres a good cacth frase hey... whatz up!

i would also put its a miracal that god made mastace butt... i'm christians so thats bad

[sunscrapper]

heres a good cacth frase hey... whatz up!

[sunscrapper]

heres a good cacth frase hey... whatz up!

[redelmoiscuddley123]

well i think the devil was trying to take his life or something and then god saved the kid :/ its tht simple. . . .

[emowithbridge]

Lmao, Fluffee you never fail to bring me to a giggle fit on a not so good day, Thanks, ;P

[WilliamSunmo]

god made him trip, sience saved him!

[TheKarlozKorner]

I didn't know God listens to Slipknot =O

[hyperqueenhzm]

''wat if this wasnt a miracle of god, wat if it was a mistake of god?'' haha loved it

[AroraTheFurryWolf]

fuck god -.-

[mRhappyfAceROCkZ]

God does not make mistakes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ENDORPHINSAM]

@mRhappyfAceROCkZ "God made humans in his image" I would say so. That was his first mistake.

[XxKara08xX]

LMAO "I wonder how the dad got the kid to the hospital" you are fucking funny xDD

[LaFamiliaRamos]

GOD DOSENT MAKES THE MISTAKES WE DO!!!!!!!!!!

[mrsupermega]

@LaFamiliaRamos

if god is soo good to us

why did he leave us make mistakes? touche bitch!

[yaSso0oR14]

@mrsupermega ur more retarded than u think u r

[mrsupermega]

@yaSso0oR14

your more annoyng than u think u r

[yaSso0oR14]

@mrsupermega oh trust me i know im very annoying .. but ur stupid :)

the way u think makes me think ur a 5 years old who still doesn't know how to use his brain properly

[imboardnotstupid]

@LaFamiliaRamos It can go both ways Instead of saying it was a miracle from GOD why not just say the doctor knew what he was doing and kept the kid from dying or going blind, and GOD had nothing to do with it.

[syndey14]

maybe the kid wanted to die and it wasnt gods fault?? jkiing a 1 year old wont even know what that is

[izumichan560]

"JESUS! ...Quit bothering me while I'm working." LOL

[XErinMatthewsX]

@MrPandawesome well good point.. but im mainly talking about people who dont deserve to die :) x

[pancakewafflebacon]

>I wonder how his father got to the hospital without his keys

FUKKEN LOL'D

[KellyKinz0105]

Slipknot :)=~ lol you're so funny :)

[TheStolenKnight]

i get a little dumber each video of fluffee...

[Wolfystar]

Miracle puts "M" in Mistake. :3

[rutenkoxaber]

gee i hope this doesent start a religous debate

[tdilovegwen]

kids r invincible ;D

[XErinMatthewsX]

you know what! religion can suck my balls! even thou what will be kinda hard coz imma girl.. but..yh..

i think of religion to be guidelines for dumb people who cant live their life by themselves. i mean the 10 commandments foe example. 'You must not kill.'.. well DUHH!

there are around 330 million "gods and goddesses." and guess what NOT ONE HAVE THEM HAVE EVER SHOWN THERE FACE!

but you know what, if you aren't clever enough to realize KILLING PEOPLE IS WRONG.. then whatever floats your boat...

[MrPandawesome]

@XErinMatthewsX Why is killing people wrong 0.o?

Osama bin laden was killed, no one cares, Hitler was killed, everyone celebrated...

Some people deserve to die

[PredatorFan1023]

why is a tag, "weed"?



[DoritoWolf]

@PredatorFan1023 because he's just THAT cool.

[darthspeaks]

@PredatorFan1023 He's on it all the time...

[NonSane43]

@PredatorFan1023 Cause Fluffee is stoned in about half of his videos.

[edcasabonne]

@NonSane43: Just half?? LOL.... I think thats an understatement... :D

[IJFan123]

@PredatorFan1023 Why were you looking at the tags?

[dash257]

@PredatorFan1023 i think we all know why

[christower50]

@PredatorFan1023 Its fluffee duh lol

[IBroughtTheHorizon23]

@PredatorFan1023 who wouldnt want weed as a tag on their video? (:

[Me20162]

"Jesus, stop bothering me when I'm working!" Lol....

[angielovesyouBITCH]

everyone here who talks about religion and god know that heaven god ect. arnt real right it was just made up by the church so people had a reason to be good and so the church could gain money FUCK RELIGION

[Vulpix70]

i nearly choked on my LOTSA SPAGETTI! When u said; "Jeezus! Stop bothering me while i'm working XD"

[989mikid]

okay people i honestly could give 2 shits about religion of any kind ill find out if this stuff is true when i die and go to hell like this comment if you wanna avoid the little bitches that protect the perfect piece of shit ass hole that sits in the sky and fucks with our lives like his own little game

[iamcaitlin23]

Bloody hell guys

this arguing about religion is a little silly.

I knew if i scrolled down, this video would have a load of people bitching about religion.

Here's an idea.. If you don't like it.. don't watch it.

There are enough websites and videos out there that promote and dis-promote different religions, so quit your wining about something you don't want to hear and stop listening.

It is my right, as an atheist, to say what I want about Catholicism. As it is yours to sat what you want.

[iamcavaliers]

@TheNinjaCatNinna what the fuck is your problem just cause fluffees a catholic(probably)and your a muslim or whatever doesnt mean you gotta go off on him your the reason people cant fucking show what religion they are!!!

[war1260]

Hell

[TheNinjaCatNinna]

Oh.My.God. Shut up about your religious bullshit Puh-lease! We are just trying to enjoy some humor and watch a video! Jeeze if you want to preach about how great god is go to some religious chat room please because the normal people of the world just want to watch a funny video in peace! Just SHUT UP!!!

[scorpion007ism]

God and Satan don't exist Atheism FTW!

[FASSY524]

@scorpion007ism Atheist right here YEAH, I wish there was a Fluffee religion. That would be alright.

[MrIlikevideosonyoutu]

@FASSY524 Explain that to god & the 3000year old bible when you die ^^ have fun

[FASSY524]

@MrIlikevideosonyoutu Ok, I'd be glad to, I'm not afraid of death. I have my own version of God its called going out in nature and telling all the trees and plants how beautiful they are and that no human on earth could be as humble as a plant or tree. I don't need the bible. I can talk to life just by living. I just helped out Guatemala because the stupid US completely went down and hurt a lot of people. I gave money to the poor and it was such a nice feeling. What have you done to help?

[MrIlikevideosonyoutu]

@FASSY524 Also, back in the days people actually followed rules. Did you see the Egyptian pyramids? They built that without technology people cooperated.. Look at us now. WW I WW II littering, global warming etc. Gangs, Street gangs, K.K.K the world is completely fucked up thanks to our wold leaders. God won't save you but he is watching you. Heaven isnt a random place in the sky. No one knows it. But God does exist. The Quran came out before we leaned to communicate. Did you know?

[MrIlikevideosonyoutu]

@scorpion007ism Explain that to god & the 3000year old bible when you die ^^ have fun

[FASSY524]

@MrIlikevideosonyoutu I think you should leave people to believe what they want. If God is so real why didn't he prevent the 9/11 attacks? Over 3000 beautiful people died in both towers. Are you Osama Bin Laden by any chance talking from hell? NO NEED FOR RELIGION John Lennon sang so.

[MrIlikevideosonyoutu]

@FASSY524 You are so stupid. God created us to live free he never told us to go and make new stuff like we are today. We are doing whatever we want and guess what theres a thing called ''Sins'' it's when you make bad choices in your life which will lead you to the gates of hell. This isn't your life your life is when your dead and you go with god. 9/11 was a choice made by a terrorist. God doesn't prevent it. It was humans who did it so its humans who suffer. Jesus died to clear our sins.

[MrIlikevideosonyoutu]

@MrIlikevideosonyoutu Also, back in the days people actually followed rules. Did you see the Egyptian pyramids? They built that without technology people cooperated.. Look at us now. WW I WW II littering, global warming etc. Gangs, Street gangs, K.K.K the world is completely fucked up thanks to our wold leaders. God won't save you but he is watching you. Heaven isnt a random place in the sky. No one knows it. But God does exist. The Bible came out before we leaned to communicate. Did you know?

[FASSY524]

@MrIlikevideosonyoutu I'm stupid? How am I stupid? Like I just said, I just helped out Guatemala by giving communities down there some money to help grow there community. I also like having Sundays to sleep and get homework done. Realize that some people in this world are different. Also religion doesn't allow gay rights so I won't be apart of something like that. I also don't wanna spend my whole life praying when I could be helping Japan and India and other countries in poverty.

[MrIlikevideosonyoutu]

@FASSY524 Haha religious people still donate to people, India? Are you fucking crazy India has the mother fucking Bollywood and lots of buildings sightseeing, money and taxes how the hell are they in poverty? Also religion doesn't allow gay rights because it is not even 1% normal. Your suppose to have sexual intercourses with a female if you don't then you can't have kids. Imagine two boys trying to make kids.

[FASSY524]

@MrIlikevideosonyoutu Just stop replying please. Your wasting my time with your God crap. Also I don't want to be normal. I support gay rights because its not normal. Why would I want to be normal? Just take your bible and your God and go pray somewhere else. Get the fuck out of my life. I will never be anything but atheist and you can't change me cause your just a random person on the internet I hope to never meet. Goodbye If I hear from you again I am blocking the shit out of you.

[awsomeface286]

@MrIlikevideosonyoutu Wanna know what fuck gay people they are queer and annoying lets start a riot against gays

[yaSso0oR14]

@awsomeface286 yep lets!! lol

[awsomeface286]

@FASSY524 FLuffeee is god end of story

[FASSY524]

@FASSY524 Can we end this conversation? I'm sure Fluffee would appreciate it.

[scorpion007ism]

@MrIlikevideosonyoutu Explain that to my ass haaaaa!

[BurningFeathersPro]

@scorpion007ism Whoop, 'nother Atheist~!

[The501stLego]

God didn't make him fall. Satan did.

[TheWhiteRapper100]

two years ago today :D

[LostSaga22]

you know what

Forget news FLuffee FTW

[PodCap24]

Christianity..no toughts for all the ancient religions they slaughtered killed and tormented,like ancient relogion of finland,shamanism killed by those asshole and now 60%of the people arent even believing on christ they are atheist good going

[BlueDragonGamingClan]

keep pressing 3 hahaa

[thwalkingcatastrophe]

his dad could have held the baby in one arm and grab the keys with the other and unlocked the door

[Zombivids]

biggest pussy in the world? big enough for me? >:)

[naimop]

779 where stabed in the eye

[pheatherphall]

I study medicine. Now some parts of the brain can be damaged but not be "damaged," if you catch my drift. Same with the eye. There are procedures where the needle needs to go through the pupil! You know, I believe in God, and we should thank our lucky stars that it the key went through the right places; but really now.

[ttslipknotrulez132]

nobody gives a fuck abt your fucking beliefs not everyone agrees to you guys' belief so shut the fuck up and stop preaching on a fluffee video we wanna laugh and not feel like were in church

[airsoftbuff267]

@ttslipknotrulez132 shitcock sucks!! js haha

[ttslipknotrulez132]

@airsoftbuff267 ohh adn besides i know what youre thinking this is my old account i didnt ffeel like changing it i dont like slipknot anymore not since like two years now so just for the update

[airsoftbuff267]

@ttslipknotrulez132 haha i just felt the need to say that..i like there first 2 albums though

[xTheHWordx]

God was probably watching something like, America's Next Top Model with Jesus and he was like, "Pass me the remote." And he tried to turn the volume up and he accidently pressed "Kill a Kid" button. So the he was like, "Jesus Christ! Great, now I have to make a miracle happen. Wait, do they watch Tv in Heaven?

[THESMACKTALKER1]

Hunny doo you have my toyota keys "why so ur gas pedal can get stuck" O shit no there now attacking kids its in jimmys brain!!!!!! gotta love them toyota's

[supasxcangel89]

i almost drowned in a washing machine..

[AndyTiger0926]

PRESS 4 FOR FUK EVERY

[WaterDove2273]

lolz

[winschlo400]

sooo funnyy!!!!

[ZapatoMV]

Btw if my whole comment didn't show up I am NOT retyping that so if you wanna hear my explanation or your some religious dumbass message me on YouTube.

[ZapatoMV]

Alright I need to say something. When I'm on my iPod I like to browse the comments and I knew that there would be some religious bullshit everywhere in this video. I scrolled through and I want to mention some things to both sides. Jesus Christ was a real man who preached a certain religion on his travels. When he was crucified the public was outraged, and the seeds if Christianity began. Many believe that the body of Jesus was gone the next day because he came back to life. Well I believe I h

[LPer69]

im a not religious but if i were i would most likely agree with fluffee

[MegaSuperdude2]

What if he made BOTH things happen to teach everyone a lesson

[piperinchains]

I enjoy your Silpknot shirt :)

[MrMyaccount111]

Look at his eyebrows!

[juicycotureprincess]

lol kids are invinceable

[burning1ice]

yes, cuz god totally wears a slipknot sweatshirt!! lol!!!

[proshot18]

a miracle that god made a mistake, jesus was born =]

[midnight0tears]

Ok I'm going to spew my two cents just because. I'm religious. *hears groans from other people* but I don't go around bible-smacking people. when I heard FLuffee make this joke, I got a little sad. I believe in miracles and I don't think God makes mistakes. but I also didn't go and bash FLuffee for making this joke because God created Free will and if God says "hey, he can say what he wants" then who the heck am I to say he can't? btw FLuffee I love your raw opinions. they make my 1AM. :)

[ErinTurco21]

@midnight0tears Same here!

[XXNIKXX776]

I wonder if the doctor thought the dad was fucked up when he asked for his keys back after the surgery

[jbarket1]

That six year old just showed me up!

[copnite12342]

yay for the kid!!!!! he lived!!!

[snakebite4000]

I wouldn't lock my door if my kid had something wedged in his eye... No matter what it costs to be honest.. =/

[parkerm71]

thats alot of paragaphs and the god thing was just a joke chill out

[101mechdude]

slipknot<3

[ocbehrens]

holy shit, i scroll down to see these fucking huge paragraphs talking about religious stuff that i honestly dont give a shit about. i dont want to hear about how god doesnt make mistakes or how perfect he is. EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP AND ENJOY THE VIDEO

[Keeponrockin404]

@ocbehrens lol atheism ftw

[OMFGowned1234]

@ocbehrens YH COS GOD AINT REAL

[OMFGowned1234]

Keep pressing 3 for WEE!and u will laugh ur asses off

[ekiaralicious]

@ocbehrens true dat!!!!!

[MsKianaBooh]

God doesn't make mistakes.

[crazyizzy766]

god in a slipknot hoodie. lol

[AlEjAnDrOXD4EVER]

779 people got stabbed in the head with keys lol

[100RPCs]

@909Dwayne Ok dude if you seriously don't believe in god then think about this I've been a christian for longer than I can remember and I truly believe that there is a god who loves us you can say Christianity is a lie but why else would a man willingly allow himself to be crucified. And don't say Jesus never existed it's been proven he has and he did die on the cross he even had a man willing to fight a war for him and he made him stand down explain that

[dewybmt]

@100RPCs another religion arguement. now i am an aethiest but dont get me wrong i hold nothing against christianity. in fact i try to explain things to fit both sides. jesus may very well have existed, and ignoring all the blatant holes in the bibles logic, god could exist, that doesnt mean he's watching us all the time deciding our lives for us. dont even get me started on the westboro baptist church. all im saying, until god shows his face to us and we KNOW he's real, we cant say for sure

[100RPCs]

@dewybmt Give me a few of the Blatant holes from the bible and God gave us free will we don't believe he's decided for us he simply knows our decision before we make it He gave Adam and Eve one rule knowing they'd break it even though he wished they hadn't he simply told them they could eat of any tree in the garden except the tree of the knowledge of good and evil Satan came in the form of a legged serpent and tempted Eve to eat first who in turn tempted Adam god then cast them from the garden

[dewybmt]

by blatant holes, i mean places where it basicly proves itself wrong, tell me this, if god can do anything, why did he not just destroy satan? save everyone the pain? to start, how on earth can i point out holes without you simply retaliating "oh its the power of god its holy strength, it needs no reason"? a.K.a you simply avoiding the questions? its physicallyimpossible for a virgin birth, its impossible to come back from the dead, its impossible to part the seas, the bible makes no sense.

[dewybmt]

@100RPCs but what im saying in the fist place is, there could be a god, who brought our world into existence, and left us to grow on our own, atleast thats the best i can come up with. why else would he for some reason do so much in the stories of the bible, only to apparently abandon us now. i dont know, im an aethiest, i dont want to know, i just try to please both sides. now good bye, im bored of religious talk.

[VintageSunset]

@100RPCs lmao poor primitive child..

[dewybmt]

but again i try to speak for both sides. there could be a god, infact there might be, but if he is then he isnt messing with the world, my interpretaion is, god set the big bang into motion, the earth developed on its own, cells evolved and we got adam and eve, time went on, events from the bible took place, and finally we are where we are now, we developed all of our scientific theories, which god left us to do. god simply made us to evolve and grow and discover all the secrets he left for us.

[h3artb3atsqui3t]

omg your soo hilarious hahah! most of the things you say ARE true. lol

[909Dwayne]

@cutietootie1000 Your god DEOSN'T EXIST. The bible is full of atrocious shit. THIS is benefitting NO ONE. It hurts me, my family, and my friends. It's nothing more than a tradegy of birth. If god was real he would be disgusting and horrible to do this. Nature makes mistakes. It fucks up, it fucked me up, it has nothing to do with magic.

[sasukethedarkone]

i love how one little comment can set off a whole like comment war over whos rite and whos wrong well i have one question who cares

[Zirus101]

Saw trap anyone?

[youajerkino]

I Like His Hat.... FLuffee LOL

[CJS925]

909Dwayne SHUT THE FUCK UP. STOP SPAMMING.