i love the movie so much want to watch again & again & again my favorite scene are the honeymoon scene when bella out she pregnant and when edward was in shock and when read the baby thought he love baby to also when bella and alice and rosalie bella chooses the baby names if boy edward jacob if girl renesmee edward love the names renesmee and birth scene and when jacob imprinted baby renesmee see her baby, toddler, teen adult she so beautiful when tranformation bella ask vampire.
Twilight was a good book. It was a quick suspensful romance and the series should have stopped there.
Breaking Dawn...I felt like i got mind raped by staphenie meyer. Serisously the only thing keeping Bella from dying is sex. She never thought of not being a vampire until she fucked Edward. Names like Edward Carlisle Esme then you have Renesme. Was that the best she could do? I could go on longer, but im just going to stop. I'll summerize by saying the book would have been better without Bella.
No one should have died. I do agree it was too happy. But i understand why she did it like that tho, cause everyone has their favorite characters and it doesn't matter who dies, SOMEBODY was gonna get pissed. And she probably didn't wanna do that to her fans.
best review of breaking dawn i have ever seen. i definatly agree with u on the name Renesmee but its kind of cute and thoughtful that bella mixed her 2 mothers names together and the middle name Carlie ( charlie and carlile)
OMG, I love you so much!! You're so cute..love u almost as much as the books...just reading them for the 3th time, and reading slower and slower and appreciating them more and more...
I think your like.. my favorite person on youtube right now haha. Good review. I didn't care for Breaking Dawn so much for my own reasons which I'll explain if you like but its good to see some people did =]
I felt really weird reading that book actually...but I read it in 3 days because it was so crazy I had to find out what would happen...I'm not sure if I liked it or not but it definitely made an impression. And I also did enjoy Jacob's part, even if he basically stayed the whole time outside the Cullen's house in the bushes LOL
i'm saying this again... you are SOOO awesome at reviewing the twilight saga! i have the same opinions as you which makes things AWESOME! haha can you do a review of the other books? please and thank you :)
Imprinting happens when a member of the tribe finds their true soul mate. The problem that has divided the fans,is that imprinting can happen at any age. In Eclipse,Jacob's friend Quil imprints on Claire,who is three years old. In cases like this and when Jacob himself imprints on Bella's daughter Renesmee,the imprinter is more of a protector first. Then after the imprintee grows up,the relationship changes into a romantic one.
why did you post this? what makes this book worth talking about? Take the step above childrens books, maybe read anne ryce... or maybe dostoyevsky. Become enlightened. Put down Meyer's shit. Stop eating it.
Just becuase I've read Stephanie Meyer's books, doesn't mean I don't read other books. This type of book is a casual enjoyment. It's not my sole purpose in life to read books like the twilight series.
why did you post a comment. If it bothers you so much, just.. don't click on the video.
my reactions completely except the whole jacob part im not a fan of him like yea i did like him in this book like book 2 and stuff but after reading new moon and eclipse he just pissed me off like get your own girlfriend and stop trying to get with bella! lol and he did with renesmee well not girlfriend but we all now that when she gets older thats whats going to happen...so that was awesome
Is anyone as pissed as me that SM has said on her website that Midnight Sun is on hold indefinitely. WTF WTF WTF I can't fucking believe it. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
This is so fucking unfair.
I don't even know what I will do if she doesn't finish that book. Fucking stupid
@Opie0760 Yeah, um ... A good writer builds a bridge and gets over the fact that someone leaked a bit of their book on the net. Stephenie Meyer throws a tantrum and calls it quits.
you CANNOT blame Stephanie Meyer for not describing the sex scene. there are 8 year old girls who read these books, ones who don't even know what sex even IS.
Twilight in a nutshell: A cesspool of cliche's and 12 year old girl fanfiction. I read half the first book and nearly burned my eyes at how fucking horrible it is.<< Opinion. Deal with it, fucktwats.
My only problem with Breaking Dawn (and it's a big one) is that it COMPLETELY undermines the whole point of the Twilight saga, the forbidden romance between Edward and Bella. Although it did start before, at the end of Eclipse. Bella turned into a completely different character, no longer the unknowingly masochistic, innocent girl in a romance over her head to a bit of a sex-craved hormonal teenager who is more in love with being in love than loving any one person in particular.
I like the name Nessi more Its a lot cooler. I totally agreeeded with everything you said. Even the part of someone dying. I really thought that would happen, but im glad it didnt because they are alll sooo special to me. the charaters and all, even though I did want Sam to die cause he was being a jerk about the whole Bella being a vampire and everything.
OME, i loved this book, i cried in like every part, like the end(i memorized the whole page) i wanteed jacob to die when he imprinted on renesmee!!! i wanted edward to snap his neck!!!!
The characters specially Bella and Edward were like posessed by someone else's. They speak different and the intensity worn out.
I love Ed and Bella. I guess I'll just have to stop in eclipse.
But Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse, wow... highest stars I rated it.
But breaking dawn? Up to now, I am still in trauma. How could Ms. Meyer massacred and butchered their persona my favorite couple right before my eyes... aww that hurts...
Kiss my foot. Jk. But if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all...or type it. That's one of the first things we learn. I respect opinions and you can say you don't like them..I just wouldn't around Twilight fans..but it's your face.
@alphaotakux Problem #1: Vampire & Human Sex: The bitch manipulates repeatedly into doing this outrageously stupid and selfish thing. But then Edward totally out of character... gives into her crap and agrees to TRY? Why don't I just TRY to juggle chainsaws?!
Problem #2: Pregnant: I'm very curious as to what Stephanie Meyer was smoking when she thought this would be an appropriate plot line. I thought it was Fan-Fiction I was reading, not a novel published by an author with a college degree.
To sum things up, if you are a fan of Twilight, you are solidifying yourself as a mindless dumbass who has absolutely no perception of what good literature is. You are made of AIDS and fail. However, this problem is reversible, to start you can begin by burning your copies of Twilight and it's sequels and attempting to read some Mark Twain or Isabel Allende. If you still cannot accept the fact that the Twilight series is and always will be complete shit, an hero now.
dude why are you watching a twilight video then, and you dont have to go around saying twilight is complete shit,blah,blah,blah cause it makes you a jerk and you dont have to read the books and call people who do idiots and all that crap
Wrong. I like these books. And I know they're not good literature, they're just entertaining. It's just like watching a stupid movie that gets awful rating, sure its dumb but it makes you laugh. A story doesn't have to be though provoking or ground breaking to entertain.
OMG i love u, ur so totally awsome :P okay, so i did like the book a lot, but whgen it went back to bellas POV after jacobs i was really kinda bored. dnt no y. And then when she turned into a vampire (at last) i was happy with her as a human. damit -_-
oh and sorry everyone who loves bella, but i really dnt like her...not sure y. just the whole thing in eclipse and now in this. Shes kinda of slyly full of herself and anoying.
both names were random. was she trying to punish her child?
OMG that was so hilarious!!! Breaking Dawn is effin awesome!! i love it its my favourite of the series!! and midnight sun is awesome too...so is twilight...all of them are good! XD
of cause she's not going to describe the sex scenes its surpose to be a PG book plus its a little wierd for an internatinal best selling author to suddenly be writing discriptive sex scenes, its for your imagination to create
BTW Twilight is a fucking gay series. It's about a girl who gives up everything she has in life to fuck a 100 year old vampire who will break her bones.
hahahaha ur a funny guy... I was kind of piss too when I saw Jacob's book, I'd really wanted to skip it, I was like "Oh no, no La Push crap again" but it was worth it seriously..and Renesmee, yeah, worst name the autor can find. And Im still trying to figure it out how Edward got Bella pregg's, I know is fiction but c'mon! BTW love all of 4 books
If Edward has no blood, how the hell can he have sex? A human's erection depends solely on hydraulics, because we don't have penis bones. Do vampires suddenly grow penis bones too???
i dont get why people hate it so much, its fine my god. Just shut up. The author had to come up with something interesting. And YOU are very annoying. Its just a stupid book.
I didnt leave an unnecessary comment. So because I dont like Twilight, you dont like me? That's what it sounds like to me. And I havent said anything bad about the book. Why do I have to like to the book to leave my opinion on it? Please just stop replying and find something better to do than read twilight for the 100th time...
Marcus can tell the relationships between people, not just romantic, but political too; which comes in handy when ruleing and empire. He's always bored because he lost his mate Didyme in a battle a long time ago. She had the power to make you happy ^_^......OMG the Bitch is preggers lol
One, I was looking at reviews for a project on this book. And two, I was just leaving my opinion. I didnt say the book sucked. You say Im wasting my time, you're just wasting your own time on trying to reply to comments like mine.
The series was interesting to read, since it was a forbiden love. I hate it because of people who over obsess with it and claim that they know more than me, when really, I could just care less. They also like to say that everything sounds like twilight, since Bella and Edward are a couple, and almost every thing out there has to do with a relationship...
OMG i tottaly agree with you on everithing well except maybe the dying thing!! , but the same thing happen to me with the harry potter and twilight!! i love loved loved breaking dawn but i must say my favorites are twilight and eclipse!!
BD wuz my fave Twilight book! i wanted some1 2 die 2 besides Irina i don remember tht guys powers either Renesmee IS a really weird name i like it better that EJ tho i DID NOT like jacob UNTIL i read book 2 in his POV this is an AMAZING book!
I hate Twilight. People fan over the books like crazy. Just so you know, its people like that who made me hate it(not sayning you're like that, just saying my opinion). I think Ive read fanfictions better than twilight. So.. yeah. Breaking Dawn was kinda a surprise. I hated how it ended thought.
And yes, I was waiting for the sex scene too XD~
I know she doesnt talk about it. I was pissed. I read that part and was like,"No graphic?"
Yeah, thats exactly how i felt about BD I mean I liked the book okay, but there were some things that I didn't like...anyways i don't think it came anywhere close to the awesomness of Harry Potter book 7!!!
i luved breaking dawn kinda wanted someone to die tho besides just irina and i loved it when bella attacked edward and like renesmee was okay i guess but i used to like rose and now i dont really but I LUV EMETT haha
I completely LOVED breaking dawn expect for 1 little thing that just did not happen...i really wanted someone to die!! really i mean the whole volturi fight it was just like talk.talk.talk..i was just like some1 die already!lol Same with the book 2 with Jacob I was like 'What the hale I don't wanna read about frickin Jacob' but i actually liked it and it actually made me like jacob because i hated him before breaking dawn.so the book was awesome just wanted a death really:) lol
It made me sick when Jacob imprinted on Renessme. Just creepy. But when Bella attacked him, I was so happy. Renessme's power was so cute. I loved how she talked and what she looked like. I wanted someone to die too! I was sorta hoping that Jacob would have died because he annoys me but I'm glad he didn't die.
I was the SAME way with the sex. I was beyond pissed, partially because I wanted to fuck Edward and also because they didn't talk about it. I hated Renessme because she crushed my dreams but at the same time I love her because she is so unique. I'm glad Renessme ended up being a girl because EJ is stupid. SAME PERSPECTIVE ON JACOB'S BOOK! I was like "hell no I don't want to read about him." Rosalie was a bitch, all she wanted was the baby. She didn't care about Bella's health.
Hey i don't know ANY guys who read Twilight!Or Harry Potter!Those are two of my favorite book series!
I'm sorry to say i don't really agree with you on everything.I do agree the name Renesmee is stupid.Rosalie was being a bitch.You know,i never liked her.I felt pity for her when i read Eclispe but thats it.Now i didn't at all like Jacob imprinting on Renesmee.He loved Bella!That dosn't work for me.I didn't like the ending either.
Anyway great review even though i didn't agree with you a lot.
Sorry continuation here.I know that people would have hated it if it happened,but it would have been kind or great,yet depressing if Edward or Alice or Jacob or maybe even Bella died!It would have thrown the whole thing out of perspective,but I also think that it would have been more realistic.Oh and Marcus had the power to tell what relationship people had or something thats why he was shocked when he felt the intensity of Edwrad and Bella's.From what I have read of Midnight Sun,it is awesome!
Its nice to hear a review of Breaking Dawn from a guys point of view.I think the name Renesmee was gret because it is orignal,like her.I know what you mean about the parts,it would have been nice if we could have actually known what happened,not exactlydetails,but just a general understanding of it.But I also know that there are a lot of younger kids who rea the series and they probably would have thrown the book across the room in horror.I wish someone would have died too!I know people...
I loved Breaking Dawn. The buildup for the fight with the Volturi was kind of annoying but cool. I also don't like the name Renesmee and I refuse to call her Nessie.
omg best review ive seen you had me laughing so much i know what you mean about "renesmee" i was like WTF kind of name is that i remember somewhere in the book her middle name is like "carlie" for carlisle and charlie and i was like WHY DIDNT U PICK THAT gah but yeh great review i love the book it was the perfect ending to the saga and i'll bash anyone that says otherwise =D toodles.
I haven't read the book yet! But I just love Edward to death. omg!!! So like he dont die in Breaking Dawn???? Please let me know!!! Oh btw your so cute. lol
I ABSOLUTELY LOVED BREAKING DAWN! i love the suspense! kan't make up my mind on whether i liked Eclipse better or not tho....and yea, this guy def. needs more posts. i about died laughing after watching it for the 5th time:p
did you seriously not hear that? Because she isnt. Like EVER. It was all over the internet and stuff!!! One of her editers or someone leaked it onto the internet and she didnt want people to read it so she just gave up. Personally i think it was kinda bitchy because she knows people want to read it. She could make so much off of it. Idk all the deets cuz i hear it through the grape vine if you know what i mean but yes. Im serious
i stopped watching the review cus the music pisses me off.
PerlaB4 1 month ago
i love the movie so much want to watch again & again & again my favorite scene are the honeymoon scene when bella out she pregnant and when edward was in shock and when read the baby thought he love baby to also when bella and alice and rosalie bella chooses the baby names if boy edward jacob if girl renesmee edward love the names renesmee and birth scene and when jacob imprinted baby renesmee see her baby, toddler, teen adult she so beautiful when tranformation bella ask vampire.
sandylovesdanny 2 months ago
Your review sucked. I didn't like the book either. But, the music in your video was atrocious. VERY annoying.
Writerchic1 2 months ago
I LOVED "BITCH IS PREGARS" LOL
supernaturalawesome1 2 months ago
I HATED BREAKING DAWN!!
supernaturalawesome1 2 months ago
Music is really obnoxious.
RebelAdmiral 4 months ago
@dottore06
IIIIIIIII think you should do a review on The Hunger Games :} lol
ShicksN 5 months ago
Twilight was a good book. It was a quick suspensful romance and the series should have stopped there.
Breaking Dawn...I felt like i got mind raped by staphenie meyer. Serisously the only thing keeping Bella from dying is sex. She never thought of not being a vampire until she fucked Edward. Names like Edward Carlisle Esme then you have Renesme. Was that the best she could do? I could go on longer, but im just going to stop. I'll summerize by saying the book would have been better without Bella.
anime0pop 5 months ago
man i can barely hear u over that ridiculous music. but still good review :)
adelisboricua4695 6 months ago
I bet you love jacob
MyTime127 8 months ago
XDD 2:22 - 2:24
SnowflakeAngel256 8 months ago
this was the fastest 10:35 minutes of my life, I guess its because I enjoyed the shit out of your review, thanks :)
YOOivansterr 9 months ago
"Bitch. Is. Preggers." - OMG! HAHAHAHAHA.
SuperKezia 1 year ago
im not wtilight fan etc but dude your funny you get like me when reading or getting into a book lmao
Aspenfash899 1 year ago
Please be my best friend!
CrazyBlackMidget 1 year ago
No one should have died. I do agree it was too happy. But i understand why she did it like that tho, cause everyone has their favorite characters and it doesn't matter who dies, SOMEBODY was gonna get pissed. And she probably didn't wanna do that to her fans.
OhhGlam18 1 year ago
best review of breaking dawn i have ever seen. i definatly agree with u on the name Renesmee but its kind of cute and thoughtful that bella mixed her 2 mothers names together and the middle name Carlie ( charlie and carlile)
qunitia101 1 year ago
OMG, I love you so much!! You're so cute..love u almost as much as the books...just reading them for the 3th time, and reading slower and slower and appreciating them more and more...
thanx 4 the nice video
MamainMarokko 1 year ago
Zafrina!! I loved her too haha
OhhGlam18 1 year ago
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danasteinberger 1 year ago 18
i swear your gay, am i right??
tinty010 1 year ago
@tinty010 aand why is his sexuality any of your business xD??
AsaKollz 1 year ago
Finally a good review!
You feel exactly the same about the book as i do!
Someone needed to die at the end
The beginning should of been longer
And i get what you mean about the whole Jacob bit in the middle i ended up loving that bit
:)
Corigan4 1 year ago
This was so entertaining! You see things the exact way I see them! :)
RoseandAnn 1 year ago
marcus's power is to sense relationships between people
daniellepa94 1 year ago
I think your like.. my favorite person on youtube right now haha. Good review. I didn't care for Breaking Dawn so much for my own reasons which I'll explain if you like but its good to see some people did =]
kairiXxchan 1 year ago
I don't like Renesmee's name either :P
I felt really weird reading that book actually...but I read it in 3 days because it was so crazy I had to find out what would happen...I'm not sure if I liked it or not but it definitely made an impression. And I also did enjoy Jacob's part, even if he basically stayed the whole time outside the Cullen's house in the bushes LOL
annie3110 1 year ago
i'm saying this again... you are SOOO awesome at reviewing the twilight saga! i have the same opinions as you which makes things AWESOME! haha can you do a review of the other books? please and thank you :)
balletgirl1651 1 year ago
plz tell me there might be a book 5 for the sereis
blackflamesharingan 1 year ago
gow could u not like the jacob part!!!
teambieber1244 1 year ago
LOVE the music. haha made the review so much more dramatic, esp. the part about book 2 :D your absolutely HILARIOUS!
Lizveta 1 year ago
Oh I don't feel like talking (places hand on cheek) o ok I got it. Haha u have a real good interpretation that's entertaining and amusing haha nice
jheartart 1 year ago
ur hot in this video!
ashtonandjohn 1 year ago
How could you possibly like twilight?
dlanza38 1 year ago
i might get spammed but im sorry but you sound gay
toatahu96 1 year ago
i thought ECLIPSE was in different perspectives like jacob and bella..
wowgloric 2 years ago
@wowgloric
The epilouge of Eclipse is told in Jacob's pov. A nice set up to how the fourth novel would be split between their two perspectives.
thewall283 1 year ago
what does imprinting mean?
Udiel 2 years ago
Imprinting happens when a member of the tribe finds their true soul mate. The problem that has divided the fans,is that imprinting can happen at any age. In Eclipse,Jacob's friend Quil imprints on Claire,who is three years old. In cases like this and when Jacob himself imprints on Bella's daughter Renesmee,the imprinter is more of a protector first. Then after the imprintee grows up,the relationship changes into a romantic one.
thewall283 2 years ago
I love ur videos
teamedwardcullen1232 2 years ago
I love your review. This is slightly, but not really, off topic, but are you going to do a New Moon movie review?
random4life219 2 years ago
when I see the movie - I will
haha
dottore06 2 years ago
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the principles of political economy and taxation is a more interesting read than breaking down
theDHC 3 years ago
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why did you post this? what makes this book worth talking about? Take the step above childrens books, maybe read anne ryce... or maybe dostoyevsky. Become enlightened. Put down Meyer's shit. Stop eating it.
qubixrube 3 years ago
Just becuase I've read Stephanie Meyer's books, doesn't mean I don't read other books. This type of book is a casual enjoyment. It's not my sole purpose in life to read books like the twilight series.
why did you post a comment. If it bothers you so much, just.. don't click on the video.
dottore06 3 years ago
i didnt realize that watching a video made me criminal instead of a critic
qubixrube 2 years ago
umm dude i wud ussually agree with yu but yu knw why watch it if it doesnt hav any meaning to yu?
jko1998 2 years ago
okay so your review was amazing! it was like
my reactions completely except the whole jacob part im not a fan of him like yea i did like him in this book like book 2 and stuff but after reading new moon and eclipse he just pissed me off like get your own girlfriend and stop trying to get with bella! lol and he did with renesmee well not girlfriend but we all now that when she gets older thats whats going to happen...so that was awesome
lacmurillo 3 years ago
Is anyone as pissed as me that SM has said on her website that Midnight Sun is on hold indefinitely. WTF WTF WTF I can't fucking believe it. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
This is so fucking unfair.
I don't even know what I will do if she doesn't finish that book. Fucking stupid
PS I loved this Breaking Dawn !!!
Opie0760 3 years ago
@Opie0760 Yeah, um ... A good writer builds a bridge and gets over the fact that someone leaked a bit of their book on the net. Stephenie Meyer throws a tantrum and calls it quits.
Does that sound like a good author to you?
HellAngelsBells 1 year ago
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you CANNOT blame Stephanie Meyer for not describing the sex scene. there are 8 year old girls who read these books, ones who don't even know what sex even IS.
kaighnyne 3 years ago
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wow! i got here from a link that said "proof all twilight fanboys are fags."
they're right.
ghlover2001 3 years ago 3
I lol'd.
magiryekun 3 years ago 2
LOL ahahaha same, encyclopedia dramatica right?
xxcecexx 3 years ago
same for me.
rgmztxy 3 years ago
I didnt mind the book but OH MY GOSH did the 'Happily ever after' bit get on my nerves!
And i was hoping that we may start to like Rosalie in that book, but no...shes still a bitch
My two favourite people in that book are Emmett and Jacob because they are funny
banandababa 3 years ago
i fuckin love you!!!!
i feel exactly the same way. except for the someone dying..im glad everyone survived. but yeah. i loved this book so much.
and you, my friend, are hilarious
sxcsteffimwah2 3 years ago
Ur funny! Love your review
Vargfemme 3 years ago
STOP READING TERRIBLE MARY SUE DRIVEL PICK UP A DOSTOYEVSKY NOVEL, KAFKA, POE, EVEN ELLIS, anything but this mindless garbage.
EmptyHero 3 years ago 5
Amen!
Maeror2010 3 years ago
i hate renesmee too.
ahahaa, ew.
mstomkaulitzxo 3 years ago
Twilight in a nutshell: A cesspool of cliche's and 12 year old girl fanfiction. I read half the first book and nearly burned my eyes at how fucking horrible it is.<< Opinion. Deal with it, fucktwats.
Sticky1254 3 years ago 3
My only problem with Breaking Dawn (and it's a big one) is that it COMPLETELY undermines the whole point of the Twilight saga, the forbidden romance between Edward and Bella. Although it did start before, at the end of Eclipse. Bella turned into a completely different character, no longer the unknowingly masochistic, innocent girl in a romance over her head to a bit of a sex-craved hormonal teenager who is more in love with being in love than loving any one person in particular.
killbethy 3 years ago
HOLY SHIT Jacob rapes Bella's daughter, Bella almost dies but becomes a vampire, she lives happily ever after with Edward.!!!1
CrashtUnBurned 3 years ago
i hated book 2 bc jacob was talking yucky!!!
sparkelz56 3 years ago
I like the name Nessi more Its a lot cooler. I totally agreeeded with everything you said. Even the part of someone dying. I really thought that would happen, but im glad it didnt because they are alll sooo special to me. the charaters and all, even though I did want Sam to die cause he was being a jerk about the whole Bella being a vampire and everything.
HatchetJuggelette 3 years ago
omg i agree with everything u say!!!
its weird
except that i love the name renesme
:)
Sushilov6 3 years ago
LMFAO! ur were all like! BITCH! SHE'S PREGGARS!!! haha too funny!
musicprince4ever987 3 years ago
lol your amazing!
and i agreed with everythinggggg you said :D
gotz2luvelvi 3 years ago
OME, i loved this book, i cried in like every part, like the end(i memorized the whole page) i wanteed jacob to die when he imprinted on renesmee!!! i wanted edward to snap his neck!!!!
hotbrunettexoxo 3 years ago
The characters specially Bella and Edward were like posessed by someone else's. They speak different and the intensity worn out.
I love Ed and Bella. I guess I'll just have to stop in eclipse.
But Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse, wow... highest stars I rated it.
But breaking dawn? Up to now, I am still in trauma. How could Ms. Meyer massacred and butchered their persona my favorite couple right before my eyes... aww that hurts...
snowenorr 3 years ago
hahahaa my favorite part of breaking dawn is when jacob tells rosalie all those blonde jokes.
hahahaaa
i had a good laugh.
natalierrr 3 years ago
OMG this is soo funny i was exploding with laughter the whole intire time you were talking i had to watch this twice. LMAO.
Blackcat0207 3 years ago
GLAMAZON!!!
tofulady41815 3 years ago
you took the words right out of my mouth!
especially the beginning!
i loved the book!
alot of people hated it.=(
but my favorite book is eclispe!
dazzledpinky16 3 years ago
OMG your hillarious!! I love it!
Drea364 3 years ago
jajaja "you got magicl powers when you were 8 ... hum or 18 xP!"
danii2215 3 years ago
We need REAL vampires not the kind with teen ANGST either.
Oh, Castlevania...
You are awesome.
Such an engaging story.
RyuFalchionX 3 years ago
Needs more TWILIGHT with Guest Star: Simon Belmont
zeonicgeneral 3 years ago 4
twilight is crap made for money....
a bunch of mormon propaganda,,,,,....,,,,
alphaotakux 3 years ago 6
Kiss my foot. Jk. But if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all...or type it. That's one of the first things we learn. I respect opinions and you can say you don't like them..I just wouldn't around Twilight fans..but it's your face.
WerewolvesAreHawt 3 years ago
@alphaotakux Problem #1: Vampire & Human Sex: The bitch manipulates repeatedly into doing this outrageously stupid and selfish thing. But then Edward totally out of character... gives into her crap and agrees to TRY? Why don't I just TRY to juggle chainsaws?!
Problem #2: Pregnant: I'm very curious as to what Stephanie Meyer was smoking when she thought this would be an appropriate plot line. I thought it was Fan-Fiction I was reading, not a novel published by an author with a college degree.
CDL2003 3 months ago
@alphaotakux wow, I thought I was the only person who realized this. XD
tcelenacuatemocatl 3 months ago
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I'm with Dalnaki.
Twilight is garbage.
TellYurMumKyleSaysHi 3 years ago 9
god reading books are boring
serzh123aaa 3 years ago
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To sum things up, if you are a fan of Twilight, you are solidifying yourself as a mindless dumbass who has absolutely no perception of what good literature is. You are made of AIDS and fail. However, this problem is reversible, to start you can begin by burning your copies of Twilight and it's sequels and attempting to read some Mark Twain or Isabel Allende. If you still cannot accept the fact that the Twilight series is and always will be complete shit, an hero now.
Dalnaki 3 years ago 15
dude why are you watching a twilight video then, and you dont have to go around saying twilight is complete shit,blah,blah,blah cause it makes you a jerk and you dont have to read the books and call people who do idiots and all that crap
Mark Twains books are boring :p
just my opinion
ashfangirl 3 years ago
Mark Twain's books are well written. They are literature, not a self insert wannabe deep romance.
shacklesoffear 3 years ago 2
Wrong. I like these books. And I know they're not good literature, they're just entertaining. It's just like watching a stupid movie that gets awful rating, sure its dumb but it makes you laugh. A story doesn't have to be though provoking or ground breaking to entertain.
Rooligan21 3 years ago
Nice copypasta.
But it's still true.
DOOMSayaar 3 years ago
I don't like the story, as I've tried to read it, but you seem smart; you've actually made me reconsider not reading it. xD;
isabloodelf 3 years ago
omg ur so FUNNY
yes i wished someone should have died
did u like the trailer
hollywood2512 3 years ago
"and i was like omg she's pregnant, omg she's pregnant, and then she's pregnant...." LMAO
nani1591 3 years ago
OMG i love u, ur so totally awsome :P okay, so i did like the book a lot, but whgen it went back to bellas POV after jacobs i was really kinda bored. dnt no y. And then when she turned into a vampire (at last) i was happy with her as a human. damit -_-
oh and sorry everyone who loves bella, but i really dnt like her...not sure y. just the whole thing in eclipse and now in this. Shes kinda of slyly full of herself and anoying.
both names were random. was she trying to punish her child?
xxx
yugioh4everM8 3 years ago
the jacob parts are just FUNNER.
Rosalie IS a bitch.
EJ just sounds STUPID.
renesmee is actually a kind of pretty name.
i had to read the imprinting page like 8 times.
i would have DIED without the index!
i wished someone died!!!
lol thanks this was a great review.
1234dilk89qw5 3 years ago
OMG that was so hilarious!!! Breaking Dawn is effin awesome!! i love it its my favourite of the series!! and midnight sun is awesome too...so is twilight...all of them are good! XD
punkpr1ncess 3 years ago
wtf
VVVVVVVVVVV
hahahah
yepdawg17 3 years ago
loved your review so funny! You look like how i picture jacob btw aw!
jellybeancakes34 3 years ago
God i just thought i was gonna die laughing. loved your review.
behrstars 3 years ago
At had to laugh so hard at 6:35
'Oh I don't feel like talking.' *Puts hand on face* 'Alright I got it' lmao
killercharmed 3 years ago
BEST REVIEW EVER!!!!!!!!!!
randomthoughtsA7X 3 years ago
"zafrina is a glamazon bitch" lmao tooo funny!
HingiKajoomer 3 years ago
"Bitch is preggers!!"
KarateStickFigure23 3 years ago
of cause she's not going to describe the sex scenes its surpose to be a PG book plus its a little wierd for an internatinal best selling author to suddenly be writing discriptive sex scenes, its for your imagination to create
03011 3 years ago
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Shut it faggot.
BTW Twilight is a fucking gay series. It's about a girl who gives up everything she has in life to fuck a 100 year old vampire who will break her bones.
What the shit?
Samusan 3 years ago
and technically he's also a stalker. How is being rock solid and freezing hot?
shacklesoffear 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
wow it is true. all twilight fanboys ARE fags.
xWHARRGARBLx 3 years ago
rude.
dottore06 3 years ago
guessing you got here from encyclopedia dramatica.
shacklesoffear 3 years ago 2
That was sooo funny. I loved it best review yet
LoveHeath11 3 years ago
this is one of the better reviews i have seen :)
xsongsterx 3 years ago
yur funny.:]
heatherr55655 3 years ago
hahahaha ur a funny guy... I was kind of piss too when I saw Jacob's book, I'd really wanted to skip it, I was like "Oh no, no La Push crap again" but it was worth it seriously..and Renesmee, yeah, worst name the autor can find. And Im still trying to figure it out how Edward got Bella pregg's, I know is fiction but c'mon! BTW love all of 4 books
veronikavhs 3 years ago
i wanted someone to die too!
hahas
OmgItsEunice 3 years ago
If Edward has no blood, how the hell can he have sex? A human's erection depends solely on hydraulics, because we don't have penis bones. Do vampires suddenly grow penis bones too???
This book=Failure.
Amberdrakey 3 years ago 8
doubtful anybody who likes this book would know that
cptnfknsunshine 3 years ago 2
Apparently vampire semen exists. lol.
emonerd826 3 years ago
@Amberdrakey
l...ol.....olol.
i didn't think of that, but hey. he's a vampire. its probably another "superpower"
ccrstarpanda 1 year ago
@Amberdrakey I thought i was the only one thinking that
Thank you
comedycreator100 1 year ago
@Amberdrakey
HAHA!
Good call.
dottore06 1 year ago
OMG I had the same reactions when I read the book! I don't like the name Renesmee too. =S
BD is an amazing book!
(sorry for the mistakes, I don't speak English very well)
BatIsBlind 3 years ago
OMG BITCH GOT PREGGERS LOLLLL!!!!!
tensazangetsu850 3 years ago 2
aw.. i love the twilight series!! i wasnt too fond of the name renesmee either, but it grew on me over time..
toshagayle 3 years ago
I loved when Jacob lef tthe pack, and how little Seth followed him. And then Leah came along.
If Rosalie died, I wouldn't of cared. I'd feel bad for Emmett, but Rosalie SUCKS.
I was soo getting ready for Jake or something to imprint on Leah, and then it doesn't happen! I was like BULL CRAP!
I loved the wedding part when Edward threw the garder in Mike Newtons face, I had to put the book down, and have a laughing fit.
I loveddd Breaking Dawn =)
urkel4ever 3 years ago
i love ur vid
lilimiami24 3 years ago
haha I agree mostly. I hate the name renesmee, so much.
crazy4liife92 3 years ago
i dont get why people hate it so much, its fine my god. Just shut up. The author had to come up with something interesting. And YOU are very annoying. Its just a stupid book.
leela194 3 years ago
I hated Renesmee!!! she ruined the book and made it all about sex, and motherly love. i hated that. Bella is a selfish bitch!!!
indiantwileeches 3 years ago
I still don't understand how in the hell edwaird got bella preggers :\
Aurasword90 3 years ago 4
I didnt leave an unnecessary comment. So because I dont like Twilight, you dont like me? That's what it sounds like to me. And I havent said anything bad about the book. Why do I have to like to the book to leave my opinion on it? Please just stop replying and find something better to do than read twilight for the 100th time...
RyuzakisLawyer 3 years ago 3
Marcus can tell the relationships between people, not just romantic, but political too; which comes in handy when ruleing and empire. He's always bored because he lost his mate Didyme in a battle a long time ago. She had the power to make you happy ^_^......OMG the Bitch is preggers lol
MidnightXBloodSucker 3 years ago
One, I was looking at reviews for a project on this book. And two, I was just leaving my opinion. I didnt say the book sucked. You say Im wasting my time, you're just wasting your own time on trying to reply to comments like mine.
RyuzakisLawyer 3 years ago 2
what did you like better harry potter or twilight?
jos3ph2 3 years ago
....
obviously this book does not even COMPARE to Harry Potter.
So.. Harry Potter.
dottore06 3 years ago
YAY! =]
shacklesoffear 3 years ago
omg, renesmee is the MOST STUPID NAME IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE, WTF MEYER! But apart from that i loved it.
zombiegirl626 3 years ago
The series was interesting to read, since it was a forbiden love. I hate it because of people who over obsess with it and claim that they know more than me, when really, I could just care less. They also like to say that everything sounds like twilight, since Bella and Edward are a couple, and almost every thing out there has to do with a relationship...
RyuzakisLawyer 3 years ago
twilight is a really good saga. Although breaking dawn was a major dissapointment and i didnt injoy it very much... meh I even skipped parts of it.
Laparez 3 years ago
OMG i tottaly agree with you on everithing well except maybe the dying thing!! , but the same thing happen to me with the harry potter and twilight!! i love loved loved breaking dawn but i must say my favorites are twilight and eclipse!!
tinabanana1 3 years ago
BD wuz my fave Twilight book! i wanted some1 2 die 2 besides Irina i don remember tht guys powers either Renesmee IS a really weird name i like it better that EJ tho i DID NOT like jacob UNTIL i read book 2 in his POV this is an AMAZING book!
Zanessa4ever12345 3 years ago
I hate Twilight. People fan over the books like crazy. Just so you know, its people like that who made me hate it(not sayning you're like that, just saying my opinion). I think Ive read fanfictions better than twilight. So.. yeah. Breaking Dawn was kinda a surprise. I hated how it ended thought.
And yes, I was waiting for the sex scene too XD~
I know she doesnt talk about it. I was pissed. I read that part and was like,"No graphic?"
Anyways, nice review :D
RyuzakisLawyer 3 years ago
I love you, RyuzakisLawyer.
LunaLovegood22 3 years ago
As I love you, love :3
RyuzakisLawyer 3 years ago
You hate Twilight just like I do. *hugs RyuzakisLawyer* :3
LunaLovegood22 3 years ago
Yes. Its not all that great as people put it out to be.. so yeah. I guess you could say I hate it :3
RyuzakisLawyer 3 years ago
Yeah, thats exactly how i felt about BD I mean I liked the book okay, but there were some things that I didn't like...anyways i don't think it came anywhere close to the awesomness of Harry Potter book 7!!!
lizardluvsmason 3 years ago
i luved breaking dawn kinda wanted someone to die tho besides just irina and i loved it when bella attacked edward and like renesmee was okay i guess but i used to like rose and now i dont really but I LUV EMETT haha
twrm<3
AcBn83 3 years ago
i soo wanted somebody to die too!
I LOVE breaking Dawn!
vampgeepy 3 years ago
the birth part was alittle long.. but overall the book was AMAZING!
Cmyartwork 3 years ago
i was hoping that rosalie would die protecting bella and renesme
loto159 3 years ago
i LOVED it when you said "twilight in edward's perspective?" it was so funny!
bobnbea 3 years ago
I completely LOVED breaking dawn expect for 1 little thing that just did not happen...i really wanted someone to die!! really i mean the whole volturi fight it was just like talk.talk.talk..i was just like some1 die already!lol Same with the book 2 with Jacob I was like 'What the hale I don't wanna read about frickin Jacob' but i actually liked it and it actually made me like jacob because i hated him before breaking dawn.so the book was awesome just wanted a death really:) lol
Xxpartygirl19xXx 3 years ago 2
It made me sick when Jacob imprinted on Renessme. Just creepy. But when Bella attacked him, I was so happy. Renessme's power was so cute. I loved how she talked and what she looked like. I wanted someone to die too! I was sorta hoping that Jacob would have died because he annoys me but I'm glad he didn't die.
atonsgard 3 years ago
I was big time pissed too. For some reason.
I guess I kind of felt like Bella. she got pissed too. Protective you know.
Well anyways Jacob was good to Renessme and over protective so, yeah...it's all good
aniefig 3 years ago
I was the SAME way with the sex. I was beyond pissed, partially because I wanted to fuck Edward and also because they didn't talk about it. I hated Renessme because she crushed my dreams but at the same time I love her because she is so unique. I'm glad Renessme ended up being a girl because EJ is stupid. SAME PERSPECTIVE ON JACOB'S BOOK! I was like "hell no I don't want to read about him." Rosalie was a bitch, all she wanted was the baby. She didn't care about Bella's health.
atonsgard 3 years ago
Hey i don't know ANY guys who read Twilight!Or Harry Potter!Those are two of my favorite book series!
I'm sorry to say i don't really agree with you on everything.I do agree the name Renesmee is stupid.Rosalie was being a bitch.You know,i never liked her.I felt pity for her when i read Eclispe but thats it.Now i didn't at all like Jacob imprinting on Renesmee.He loved Bella!That dosn't work for me.I didn't like the ending either.
Anyway great review even though i didn't agree with you a lot.
tamafan13 3 years ago
this is the most awesome review for breaking dawn EVER. i love it! :)
thefanpires 3 years ago 3
Sorry continuation here.I know that people would have hated it if it happened,but it would have been kind or great,yet depressing if Edward or Alice or Jacob or maybe even Bella died!It would have thrown the whole thing out of perspective,but I also think that it would have been more realistic.Oh and Marcus had the power to tell what relationship people had or something thats why he was shocked when he felt the intensity of Edwrad and Bella's.From what I have read of Midnight Sun,it is awesome!
3ILuvmusic 3 years ago
Its nice to hear a review of Breaking Dawn from a guys point of view.I think the name Renesmee was gret because it is orignal,like her.I know what you mean about the parts,it would have been nice if we could have actually known what happened,not exactlydetails,but just a general understanding of it.But I also know that there are a lot of younger kids who rea the series and they probably would have thrown the book across the room in horror.I wish someone would have died too!I know people...
3ILuvmusic 3 years ago
i complettly agree exept for the sex thing
thetwilightfanclub 3 years ago
I'm sorry but Harry Potter was not a perfect ending, did you skip over the part when she killed half the school.
BlueDAngel 3 years ago
i liked the first two and the sixth i liked but the rest i hated
thetwilightfanclub 3 years ago
I loved Breaking Dawn. The buildup for the fight with the Volturi was kind of annoying but cool. I also don't like the name Renesmee and I refuse to call her Nessie.
...the bitch is preggers, lol
halleyish 3 years ago
" I don't feel like talking....*touch face* ." "Okay, I got it." HAHAHAH....... what a funny review.
TiffaJ11 3 years ago
Wow, I have lost all hope in our future.
We.
Are.
Fucked.
It's not suspense, it's not clever. It's...Just not very good at all :\... Sorry.
jayalonzo07 3 years ago
I totally agree with you, but I won't go into anymore detail because of the inevitable storm of thousands of fan girls yelling at me.
godglock55 3 years ago
great review!
xsongsterx 3 years ago
harrypottertosspot 3 years ago
I loved your video :D
i wanna know for sure if Edward lived at the end of Breaking Dawn???? please let me know! btw ur sooooo freaking cute. lol
lilmissbaby08 3 years ago
he didnt die
i promise
cuby20005 3 years ago
Omg! I love you :D
I haven't read the book yet! But I just love Edward to death. omg!!! So like he dont die in Breaking Dawn???? Please let me know!!! Oh btw your so cute. lol
lilmissbaby08 3 years ago
haha.. bitch is preggers..
I realized that toom though! i was all
whoa whoa whoa
sleeping a lot... eating a lot.. throwing up a lot.. WTF!!?? BELLAS PREGNANT!
eviltink09 3 years ago
2:22-2:24 LMAO!!
XD
littlemisstwigg 3 years ago
I ABSOLUTELY LOVED BREAKING DAWN! i love the suspense! kan't make up my mind on whether i liked Eclipse better or not tho....and yea, this guy def. needs more posts. i about died laughing after watching it for the 5th time:p
jamerican4eva 3 years ago
I seriously LOVE this
I think I have watched
it like 10 times
I LOVED breaking dawn
Happy endings are a GOOD thing
This boy is adorable
he needs more posts!
I laughed my ass off
repeatedly...my boyfriend
thought I was nuts
kellyannBONES 3 years ago
I guess your gonna die. Because stephenie ISNT PUBLISHING MIDNIGHT SUN.
XxEdwardCullen1901xX 3 years ago
omg are you serious???
nani1591 3 years ago
did you seriously not hear that? Because she isnt. Like EVER. It was all over the internet and stuff!!! One of her editers or someone leaked it onto the internet and she didnt want people to read it so she just gave up. Personally i think it was kinda bitchy because she knows people want to read it. She could make so much off of it. Idk all the deets cuz i hear it through the grape vine if you know what i mean but yes. Im serious
XxEdwardCullen1901xX 3 years ago