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  • i stopped watching the review cus the music pisses me off.

  • i love the movie so much want to watch again & again & again my favorite scene are the honeymoon scene when bella out she pregnant and when edward was in shock and when read the baby thought he love baby to also when bella and alice and rosalie bella chooses the baby names if boy edward jacob if girl renesmee edward love the names renesmee and birth scene and when jacob imprinted baby renesmee see her baby, toddler, teen adult she so beautiful when tranformation bella ask vampire.

  • Your review sucked. I didn't like the book either. But, the music in your video was atrocious. VERY annoying.

  • I LOVED "BITCH IS PREGARS" LOL

  • I HATED BREAKING DAWN!!

  • Music is really obnoxious.

  • @dottore06

    IIIIIIIII think you should do a review on The Hunger Games :} lol

  • Twilight was a good book. It was a quick suspensful romance and the series should have stopped there.

    Breaking Dawn...I felt like i got mind raped by staphenie meyer. Serisously the only thing keeping Bella from dying is sex. She never thought of not being a vampire until she fucked Edward. Names like Edward Carlisle Esme then you have Renesme. Was that the best she could do? I could go on longer, but im just going to stop. I'll summerize by saying the book would have been better without Bella.

  • man i can barely hear u over that ridiculous music. but still good review :)

  • I bet you love jacob

  • XDD 2:22 - 2:24

  • this was the fastest 10:35 minutes of my life, I guess its because I enjoyed the shit out of your review, thanks :)

  • "Bitch. Is. Preggers." - OMG! HAHAHAHAHA.

  • im not wtilight fan etc but dude your funny you get like me when reading or getting into a book lmao

  • Please be my best friend!

  • No one should have died. I do agree it was too happy. But i understand why she did it like that tho, cause everyone has their favorite characters and it doesn't matter who dies, SOMEBODY was gonna get pissed. And she probably didn't wanna do that to her fans.

  • best review of breaking dawn i have ever seen. i definatly agree with u on the name Renesmee but its kind of cute and thoughtful that bella mixed her 2 mothers names together and the middle name Carlie ( charlie and carlile)

  • OMG, I love you so much!! You're so cute..love u almost as much as the books...just reading them for the 3th time, and reading slower and slower and appreciating them more and more...

    thanx 4 the nice video

  • Zafrina!! I loved her too haha

  • man!!!!!!!!!i love uuuuuuuuu edwrd Breaking Dawn fresh trailer not published on

    NowMeyerCutscene[dot]tk #OMG

    see it now

  • i swear your gay, am i right??

  • @tinty010 aand why is his sexuality any of your business xD??

  • Finally a good review!

    You feel exactly the same about the book as i do!

    Someone needed to die at the end

    The beginning should of been longer

    And i get what you mean about the whole Jacob bit in the middle i ended up loving that bit

    :)

  • This was so entertaining! You see things the exact way I see them! :)

  • marcus's power is to sense relationships between people

  • I think your like.. my favorite person on youtube right now haha. Good review. I didn't care for Breaking Dawn so much for my own reasons which I'll explain if you like but its good to see some people did =]

  • I don't like Renesmee's name either :P

    I felt really weird reading that book actually...but I read it in 3 days because it was so crazy I had to find out what would happen...I'm not sure if I liked it or not but it definitely made an impression. And I also did enjoy Jacob's part, even if he basically stayed the whole time outside the Cullen's house in the bushes LOL

  • i'm saying this again... you are SOOO awesome at reviewing the twilight saga! i have the same opinions as you which makes things AWESOME! haha can you do a review of the other books? please and thank you :)

  • plz tell me there might be a book 5 for the sereis

  • gow could u not like the jacob part!!!

  • LOVE the music. haha made the review so much more dramatic, esp. the part about book 2 :D your absolutely HILARIOUS!

  • Oh I don't feel like talking (places hand on cheek) o ok I got it. Haha u have a real good interpretation that's entertaining and amusing haha nice

  • ur hot in this video!

  • How could you possibly like twilight?

  • i might get spammed but im sorry but you sound gay

  • i thought ECLIPSE was in different perspectives like jacob and bella..

  • @wowgloric

    The epilouge of Eclipse is told in Jacob's pov. A nice set up to how the fourth novel would be split between their two perspectives.

  • what does imprinting mean?

  • Imprinting happens when a member of the tribe finds their true soul mate. The problem that has divided the fans,is that imprinting can happen at any age. In Eclipse,Jacob's friend Quil imprints on Claire,who is three years old. In cases like this and when Jacob himself imprints on Bella's daughter Renesmee,the imprinter is more of a protector first. Then after the imprintee grows up,the relationship changes into a romantic one.

  • I love ur videos

  • I love your review. This is slightly, but not really, off topic, but are you going to do a New Moon movie review?

  • when I see the movie - I will

    haha

  • Just becuase I've read Stephanie Meyer's books, doesn't mean I don't read other books. This type of book is a casual enjoyment. It's not my sole purpose in life to read books like the twilight series.

    why did you post a comment. If it bothers you so much, just.. don't click on the video.

  • i didnt realize that watching a video made me criminal instead of a critic

  • umm dude i wud ussually agree with yu but yu knw why watch it if it doesnt hav any meaning to yu?

  • okay so your review was amazing! it was like

    my reactions completely except the whole jacob part im not a fan of him like yea i did like him in this book like book 2 and stuff but after reading new moon and eclipse he just pissed me off like get your own girlfriend and stop trying to get with bella! lol and he did with renesmee well not girlfriend but we all now that when she gets older thats whats going to happen...so that was awesome

  • Is anyone as pissed as me that SM has said on her website that Midnight Sun is on hold indefinitely. WTF WTF WTF I can't fucking believe it. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

    This is so fucking unfair.

    I don't even know what I will do if she doesn't finish that book. Fucking stupid

    PS I loved this Breaking Dawn !!!

  • @Opie0760 Yeah, um ... A good writer builds a bridge and gets over the fact that someone leaked a bit of their book on the net. Stephenie Meyer throws a tantrum and calls it quits.

    Does that sound like a good author to you?

  • I lol'd.

  • LOL ahahaha same, encyclopedia dramatica right?

  • same for me.

  • I didnt mind the book but OH MY GOSH did the 'Happily ever after' bit get on my nerves!

    And i was hoping that we may start to like Rosalie in that book, but no...shes still a bitch

    My two favourite people in that book are Emmett and Jacob because they are funny

  • i fuckin love you!!!!

    i feel exactly the same way. except for the someone dying..im glad everyone survived. but yeah. i loved this book so much.

    and you, my friend, are hilarious

  • Ur funny! Love your review

  • STOP READING TERRIBLE MARY SUE DRIVEL PICK UP A DOSTOYEVSKY NOVEL, KAFKA, POE, EVEN ELLIS, anything but this mindless garbage.

  • Amen!

  • i hate renesmee too.

    ahahaa, ew.

  • Twilight in a nutshell: A cesspool of cliche's and 12 year old girl fanfiction. I read half the first book and nearly burned my eyes at how fucking horrible it is.<< Opinion. Deal with it, fucktwats.

  • My only problem with Breaking Dawn (and it's a big one) is that it COMPLETELY undermines the whole point of the Twilight saga, the forbidden romance between Edward and Bella. Although it did start before, at the end of Eclipse. Bella turned into a completely different character, no longer the unknowingly masochistic, innocent girl in a romance over her head to a bit of a sex-craved hormonal teenager who is more in love with being in love than loving any one person in particular.

  • HOLY SHIT Jacob rapes Bella's daughter, Bella almost dies but becomes a vampire, she lives happily ever after with Edward.!!!1

  • i hated book 2 bc jacob was talking yucky!!!

  • I like the name Nessi more Its a lot cooler. I totally agreeeded with everything you said. Even the part of someone dying. I really thought that would happen, but im glad it didnt because they are alll sooo special to me. the charaters and all, even though I did want Sam to die cause he was being a jerk about the whole Bella being a vampire and everything.

  • omg i agree with everything u say!!!

    its weird

    except that i love the name renesme

    :)

  • LMFAO! ur were all like! BITCH! SHE'S PREGGARS!!! haha too funny!

  • lol your amazing!

    and i agreed with everythinggggg you said :D

  • OME, i loved this book, i cried in like every part, like the end(i memorized the whole page) i wanteed jacob to die when he imprinted on renesmee!!! i wanted edward to snap his neck!!!!

  • The characters specially Bella and Edward were like posessed by someone else's. They speak different and the intensity worn out.

    I love Ed and Bella. I guess I'll just have to stop in eclipse.

    But Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse, wow... highest stars I rated it.

    But breaking dawn? Up to now, I am still in trauma. How could Ms. Meyer massacred and butchered their persona my favorite couple right before my eyes... aww that hurts...

  • hahahaa my favorite part of breaking dawn is when jacob tells rosalie all those blonde jokes.

    hahahaaa

    i had a good laugh.

  • OMG this is soo funny i was exploding with laughter the whole intire time you were talking i had to watch this twice. LMAO.

  • GLAMAZON!!!

  • you took the words right out of my mouth!

    especially the beginning!

    i loved the book!

    alot of people hated it.=(

    but my favorite book is eclispe!

  • OMG your hillarious!! I love it!

  • jajaja "you got magicl powers when you were 8 ... hum or 18 xP!"

  • We need REAL vampires not the kind with teen ANGST either.

    Oh, Castlevania...

    You are awesome.

    Such an engaging story.

  • Needs more TWILIGHT with Guest Star: Simon Belmont

  • twilight is crap made for money....

    a bunch of mormon propaganda,,,,,....,,,,

  • Kiss my foot. Jk. But if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all...or type it. That's one of the first things we learn. I respect opinions and you can say you don't like them..I just wouldn't around Twilight fans..but it's your face.

  • @alphaotakux Problem #1: Vampire & Human Sex: The bitch manipulates repeatedly into doing this outrageously stupid and selfish thing. But then Edward totally out of character... gives into her crap and agrees to TRY? Why don't I just TRY to juggle chainsaws?!

    Problem #2: Pregnant: I'm very curious as to what Stephanie Meyer was smoking when she thought this would be an appropriate plot line. I thought it was Fan-Fiction I was reading, not a novel published by an author with a college degree.

  • @alphaotakux wow, I thought I was the only person who realized this. XD

  • god reading books are boring

  • dude why are you watching a twilight video then, and you dont have to go around saying twilight is complete shit,blah,blah,blah cause it makes you a jerk and you dont have to read the books and call people who do idiots and all that crap

    Mark Twains books are boring :p

    just my opinion

  • Mark Twain's books are well written. They are literature, not a self insert wannabe deep romance.

  • Wrong. I like these books. And I know they're not good literature, they're just entertaining. It's just like watching a stupid movie that gets awful rating, sure its dumb but it makes you laugh. A story doesn't have to be though provoking or ground breaking to entertain.

  • Nice copypasta.

    But it's still true.

  • I don't like the story, as I've tried to read it, but you seem smart; you've actually made me reconsider not reading it. xD;

  • omg ur so FUNNY

    yes i wished someone should have died

    did u like the trailer

  • "and i was like omg she's pregnant, omg she's pregnant, and then she's pregnant...." LMAO

  • OMG i love u, ur so totally awsome :P okay, so i did like the book a lot, but whgen it went back to bellas POV after jacobs i was really kinda bored. dnt no y. And then when she turned into a vampire (at last) i was happy with her as a human. damit -_-

    oh and sorry everyone who loves bella, but i really dnt like her...not sure y. just the whole thing in eclipse and now in this. Shes kinda of slyly full of herself and anoying.

    both names were random. was she trying to punish her child?

    xxx

  • the jacob parts are just FUNNER.

    Rosalie IS a bitch.

    EJ just sounds STUPID.

    renesmee is actually a kind of pretty name.

    i had to read the imprinting page like 8 times.

    i would have DIED without the index!

    i wished someone died!!!

    lol thanks this was a great review.

  • OMG that was so hilarious!!! Breaking Dawn is effin awesome!! i love it its my favourite of the series!! and midnight sun is awesome too...so is twilight...all of them are good! XD

  • wtf

    VVVVVVVVVVV

    hahahah

  • loved your review so funny! You look like how i picture jacob btw aw!

  • God i just thought i was gonna die laughing.  loved your review.

  • At had to laugh so hard at 6:35

    'Oh I don't feel like talking.' *Puts hand on face* 'Alright I got it' lmao

  • BEST REVIEW EVER!!!!!!!!!!

  • "zafrina is a glamazon bitch" lmao tooo funny!

  • "Bitch is preggers!!"

  • of cause she's not going to describe the sex scenes its surpose to be a PG book plus its a little wierd for an internatinal best selling author to suddenly be writing discriptive sex scenes, its for your imagination to create

  • and technically he's also a stalker. How is being rock solid and freezing hot?

  • rude.

  • guessing you got here from encyclopedia dramatica.

  • That was sooo funny. I loved it best review yet

  • this is one of the better reviews i have seen :)

  • yur funny.:]

  • hahahaha ur a funny guy... I was kind of piss too when I saw Jacob's book, I'd really wanted to skip it, I was like "Oh no, no La Push crap again" but it was worth it seriously..and Renesmee, yeah, worst name the autor can find. And Im still trying to figure it out how Edward got Bella pregg's, I know is fiction but c'mon! BTW love all of 4 books

  • i wanted someone to die too!

    hahas

  • If Edward has no blood, how the hell can he have sex? A human's erection depends solely on hydraulics, because we don't have penis bones. Do vampires suddenly grow penis bones too???

    This book=Failure.

  • doubtful anybody who likes this book would know that

  • Apparently vampire semen exists. lol.

  • @Amberdrakey

    l...ol.....olol.

    i didn't think of that, but hey. he's a vampire. its probably another "superpower"

  • @Amberdrakey I thought i was the only one thinking that

    Thank you

  • @Amberdrakey

    HAHA!

    Good call.

  • OMG I had the same reactions when I read the book! I don't like the name Renesmee too. =S

    BD is an amazing book!

    (sorry for the mistakes, I don't speak English very well)

  • OMG BITCH GOT PREGGERS LOLLLL!!!!!

  • aw.. i love the twilight series!! i wasnt too fond of the name renesmee either, but it grew on me over time..

  • I loved when Jacob lef tthe pack, and how little Seth followed him. And then Leah came along.

    If Rosalie died, I wouldn't of cared. I'd feel bad for Emmett, but Rosalie SUCKS.

    I was soo getting ready for Jake or something to imprint on Leah, and then it doesn't happen! I was like BULL CRAP!

    I loved the wedding part when Edward threw the garder in Mike Newtons face, I had to put the book down, and have a laughing fit.

    I loveddd Breaking Dawn =)

  • i love ur vid

  • haha I agree mostly. I hate the name renesmee, so much.

  • i dont get why people hate it so much, its fine my god. Just shut up. The author had to come up with something interesting. And YOU are very annoying. Its just a stupid book.

  • I hated Renesmee!!! she ruined the book and made it all about sex, and motherly love. i hated that. Bella is a selfish bitch!!!

  • I still don't understand how in the hell edwaird got bella preggers :\

  • I didnt leave an unnecessary comment. So because I dont like Twilight, you dont like me? That's what it sounds like to me. And I havent said anything bad about the book. Why do I have to like to the book to leave my opinion on it? Please just stop replying and find something better to do than read twilight for the 100th time...

  • Marcus can tell the relationships between people, not just romantic, but political too; which comes in handy when ruleing and empire. He's always bored because he lost his mate Didyme in a battle a long time ago. She had the power to make you happy ^_^......OMG the Bitch is preggers lol

  • One, I was looking at reviews for a project on this book. And two, I was just leaving my opinion. I didnt say the book sucked. You say Im wasting my time, you're just wasting your own time on trying to reply to comments like mine.

  • what did you like better harry potter or twilight?

  • ....

    obviously this book does not even COMPARE to Harry Potter.

    So.. Harry Potter.

  • YAY! =]

  • omg, renesmee is the MOST STUPID NAME IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE, WTF MEYER! But apart from that i loved it.

  • The series was interesting to read, since it was a forbiden love. I hate it because of people who over obsess with it and claim that they know more than me, when really, I could just care less. They also like to say that everything sounds like twilight, since Bella and Edward are a couple, and almost every thing out there has to do with a relationship...

  • twilight is a really good saga. Although breaking dawn was a major dissapointment and i didnt injoy it very much... meh I even skipped parts of it.

  • OMG i tottaly agree with you on everithing well except maybe the dying thing!! , but the same thing happen to me with the harry potter and twilight!! i love loved loved breaking dawn but i must say my favorites are twilight and eclipse!!

  • BD wuz my fave Twilight book! i wanted some1 2 die 2 besides Irina i don remember tht guys powers either Renesmee IS a really weird name i like it better that EJ tho i DID NOT like jacob UNTIL i read book 2 in his POV this is an AMAZING book!

  • I hate Twilight. People fan over the books like crazy. Just so you know, its people like that who made me hate it(not sayning you're like that, just saying my opinion). I think Ive read fanfictions better than twilight. So.. yeah. Breaking Dawn was kinda a surprise. I hated how it ended thought.

    And yes, I was waiting for the sex scene too XD~

    I know she doesnt talk about it. I was pissed. I read that part and was like,"No graphic?"

    Anyways, nice review :D

  • I love you, RyuzakisLawyer.

  • As I love you, love :3

  • You hate Twilight just like I do. *hugs RyuzakisLawyer* :3

  • Yes. Its not all that great as people put it out to be.. so yeah. I guess you could say I hate it :3

  • Yeah, thats exactly how i felt about BD I mean I liked the book okay, but there were some things that I didn't like...anyways i don't think it came anywhere close to the awesomness of Harry Potter book 7!!!

  • i luved breaking dawn kinda wanted someone to die tho besides just irina and i loved it when bella attacked edward and like renesmee was okay i guess but i used to like rose and now i dont really but I LUV EMETT haha

    twrm<3

  • i soo wanted somebody to die too!

    I LOVE breaking Dawn!

  • the birth part was alittle long.. but overall the book was AMAZING!

  • i was hoping that rosalie would die protecting bella and renesme

  • i LOVED it when you said "twilight in edward's perspective?" it was so funny!

  • I completely LOVED breaking dawn expect for 1 little thing that just did not happen...i really wanted someone to die!! really i mean the whole volturi fight it was just like talk.talk.talk..i was just like some1 die already!lol Same with the book 2 with Jacob I was like 'What the hale I don't wanna read about frickin Jacob' but i actually liked it and it actually made me like jacob because i hated him before breaking dawn.so the book was awesome just wanted a death really:) lol

  • It made me sick when Jacob imprinted on Renessme. Just creepy. But when Bella attacked him, I was so happy. Renessme's power was so cute. I loved how she talked and what she looked like. I wanted someone to die too! I was sorta hoping that Jacob would have died because he annoys me but I'm glad he didn't die.

  • I was big time pissed too. For some reason.

    I guess I kind of felt like Bella. she got pissed too. Protective you know.

    Well anyways Jacob was good to Renessme and over protective so, yeah...it's all good

  • I was the SAME way with the sex. I was beyond pissed, partially because I wanted to fuck Edward and also because they didn't talk about it. I hated Renessme because she crushed my dreams but at the same time I love her because she is so unique. I'm glad Renessme ended up being a girl because EJ is stupid. SAME PERSPECTIVE ON JACOB'S BOOK! I was like "hell no I don't want to read about him." Rosalie was a bitch, all she wanted was the baby. She didn't care about Bella's health.

  • Hey i don't know ANY guys who read Twilight!Or Harry Potter!Those are two of my favorite book series!

    I'm sorry to say i don't really agree with you on everything.I do agree the name Renesmee is stupid.Rosalie was being a bitch.You know,i never liked her.I felt pity for her when i read Eclispe but thats it.Now i didn't at all like Jacob imprinting on Renesmee.He loved Bella!That dosn't work for me.I didn't like the ending either.

    Anyway great review even though i didn't agree with you a lot.

  • this is the most awesome review for breaking dawn EVER. i love it! :)

  • Sorry continuation here.I know that people would have hated it if it happened,but it would have been kind or great,yet depressing if Edward or Alice or Jacob or maybe even Bella died!It would have thrown the whole thing out of perspective,but I also think that it would have been more realistic.Oh and Marcus had the power to tell what relationship people had or something thats why he was shocked when he felt the intensity of Edwrad and Bella's.From what I have read of Midnight Sun,it is awesome!

  • Its nice to hear a review of Breaking Dawn from a guys point of view.I think the name Renesmee was gret because it is orignal,like her.I know what you mean about the parts,it would have been nice if we could have actually known what happened,not exactlydetails,but just a general understanding of it.But I also know that there are a lot of younger kids who rea the series and they probably would have thrown the book across the room in horror.I wish someone would have died too!I know people...

  • i complettly agree exept for the sex thing

  • I'm sorry but Harry Potter was not a perfect ending, did you skip over the part when she killed half the school.

  • i liked the first two and the sixth i liked but the rest i hated

  • I loved Breaking Dawn. The buildup for the fight with the Volturi was kind of annoying but cool. I also don't like the name Renesmee and I refuse to call her Nessie.

    ...the bitch is preggers, lol

  • " I don't feel like talking....*touch face* ." "Okay, I got it." HAHAHAH....... what a funny review.

  • Wow, I have lost all hope in our future.

    We.

    Are.

    Fucked.

    It's not suspense, it's not clever. It's...Just not very good at all :\... Sorry.

  • I totally agree with you, but I won't go into anymore detail because of the inevitable storm of thousands of fan girls yelling at me.

  • great review!

  • omg best review ive seen you had me laughing so much i know what you mean about "renesmee" i was like WTF kind of name is that i remember somewhere in the book her middle name is like "carlie" for carlisle and charlie and i was like WHY DIDNT U PICK THAT gah but yeh great review i love the book it was the perfect ending to the saga and i'll bash anyone that says otherwise =D toodles.
  • I loved your video :D

    i wanna know for sure if Edward lived at the end of Breaking Dawn???? please let me know! btw ur sooooo freaking cute. lol

  • he didnt die

    i promise

  • Omg! I love you :D

    I haven't read the book yet! But I just love Edward to death. omg!!! So like he dont die in Breaking Dawn???? Please let me know!!! Oh btw your so cute. lol

  • haha.. bitch is preggers..

    I realized that toom though! i was all

    whoa whoa whoa

    sleeping a lot... eating a lot.. throwing up a lot.. WTF!!?? BELLAS PREGNANT!

  • 2:22-2:24 LMAO!!

    XD

  • I ABSOLUTELY LOVED BREAKING DAWN! i love the suspense! kan't make up my mind on whether i liked Eclipse better or not tho....and yea, this guy def. needs more posts. i about died laughing after watching it for the 5th time:p

  • I seriously LOVE this

    I think I have watched

    it like 10 times

    I LOVED breaking dawn

    Happy endings are a GOOD thing

    This boy is adorable

    he needs more posts!

    I laughed my ass off

    repeatedly...my boyfriend

    thought I was nuts

  • I guess your gonna die. Because stephenie ISNT PUBLISHING MIDNIGHT SUN.

  • omg are you serious???

  • did you seriously not hear that? Because she isnt. Like EVER. It was all over the internet and stuff!!! One of her editers or someone leaked it onto the internet and she didnt want people to read it so she just gave up. Personally i think it was kinda bitchy because she knows people want to read it. She could make so much off of it. Idk all the deets cuz i hear it through the grape vine if you know what i mean but yes. Im serious