George Lopez(HBO special) 4 of 7

[Nluvwitmuzik]

she would be calm, the key wouldn't fit in the lock, "FACKING SHIT!!!!"

[marioarriaga2105]

My lunchables: when use to go to the tortilleria, buy less than a kilo and get nopalitos from the nopalera right outside the tortilleria: tortillas + home made nopales, do the math. Or buy a bolillo(birote,pan, frances, baguette, etc) y un chile jalpeño en vinagre y oraleeeeeee, i don't know ' bout u guys, but pretty much is the same childhood, me and my brothers was send to buy buzz while kids, now law has change ..

[ElPrinciBoy]

Jajajaja funny shit!! That right!! Kids today man they r in heaven!! Im 20 but thanks to GOD i grew up on my parents country!! N Man i went thru alot stuff!! Dat is da shit!! LATINO STANDUP!

[suchaLOUDBixch]

My dad tells me the same damn story...... Man my childhood was fucked up

[DG9725ps3]

1 person doesnt know how to swim

[michaelray1982]

Once upon a land??? Whatever they say Lmao!!!!!

[TheMymys]

I drank from the hose too. =]

[miko50474]

Facking Shit ,hay chihuahua , lol

[MADDOG6400]

His grandma is just like my dad! 0_0 Oh.. my.. freaking.. gosh!

[unforgotten1997]

el cucuy , shit still scares me ! lmao , want me to show you a picture of brittney spears getting out the car xD

[23crazymexican]

what he says is SO true!!

[joshyking12]

0:44 wats the thing that its carpooling wit

[INOHA777]

la llorona ?  0_0

[rdjluver]

@INOHA777 she's called many things, a siren, a witch, but she's a weeping widow

[INOHA777]

@rdjluver lol yeh i know who she is,but why is she called the siren?

[rdjluver]

@INOHA777 its like a ghost lady, a wtich, same thing, just different names

[jaguarjaguar]

@INOHA777 you are not latino... all we know what la llorona is

[Duffo19]

@INOHA777 La llorona scary shit xD

[rebba025]

@INOHA777 I like to think of her as Bloody Mary (the English name for it) La llorana is scary as shit though lol

[Wham4]

hahaha remind me of us local ppl in hawaii das how my grandparents was so tight with everything

[misc11]

hey 0 dislikes! this comment will probably break that streak :(

[nannan1976]

i love george lopez.... he is awesome.....

[jaaguiluz]

u member, member, u member

[gabytheloca]

La Llorronaa!!!! Esooo!!!! hahaha George Lopez FTW!!!!!!

[PRlaley27]

es puta say it fuckin shit hahahahaha he is the best

[MiZzRaYgOzA]

el cucuy y la llorona hahahaha a classic

[iTsMagicbBy013]

Its cuco! :D

[TheSand19]

panocha look bad hahahahaa !

[ilv2fish1957]

hey i am as white as you can be call me clear but i was raised in east los angeles and when i listen to george it like he lived at our house. i am a little older than george and the way he describes children playing back than is how i lived and i thank the lord for comics like george who can bring back those memories

[MrLandedra]

This is why everyone loves George Lopez, he's hilarious, and everything he says is absolutely true. ;)

[sems1193]

"we drank from a mangera! and on a hot day the first hour and a half was hot water!" LOL!!!! so fucking true!

[Lacolambina]

His comedy springs from his personal pain and from the pain of the plight of his people in the wilderness of North America. Excellent comedian but he is also a champion of truth

[pointlessparody]

@Lacolambina wow that was a great analysis

[MrThatguy1312]

its cucu..

[QoolEntent]

Air vest hat? LOLOLOLOL!

[ana091395]

no matter wat diz quy seyz im proud 2 be a LOPEZ!

ViVA EN LA RAZA HOMEZ!

[PrettyLittleDolly]

My mom told me bedtime stories... at my request... for two days. They were scary.

Hahaha Oh man, this doesn't just happen t mexicans. lmao

[QoolEntent]

Dont black the forks!

[lilpawz12]

Haha, my mom taught my brother to swim when he was two by leaving him in the pool. We had orders to do nothing.

[llinsane1ll]

"You know what our lunchables was?2 weenies on a fork, over the stove, wrapped with 2 corn tortillas" LMFAO oh man too funny because it's so true, I still do it today, lol.

[emomariotime]

we can put a dvd back in the case we just dont wanna the sound is really messed up but who kares no one watches it just listens

[algebra80]

i can't go to quiznos hahaha

[yoshiidomez]

shh shut yo mouth stupid

[Captainbob25202000]

ayyy pff(fart) he makes great jokes,makes fun of everyone,and throws in some farts for fun

[LAZARATHalive]

HAHAHA 'ou 'member, 'member? 'ou 'member lol

[XxRSKINZxX]

once upon a time a long time ago

[88amank]

LMFAO!! Go-GURT. hahahaha!

[uluvmeforever]

"She would be calm, then the key wouldn't fit in the lock 'FUCKING SHIT!'"!!!! LOL. I laughed my ass off!

[deathtouch100]

George is funny, I am white and I like my macaroni and cheese goddamnit!, he makes fun of everyone, he is a good comedian. come on people esp the rest of you white guys laugh at yourself, I do. people need to get a sense of humor.

[Purplesushi1020]

@deathtouch100 Yo i agree with this guy im white as shit too and i think George is the funniest guy on the planet!

[mikke88]

fuck you pancho you fuckin racist motherfucker! go fuck your mother i hope you die you

[Imnon00b5]

ahhhh that is so cute the stupid white boy gets made fun of and he gets sooo angwy

But when White peaple degrade any other race its not that bad...?

[Omnipharious]

other races dont go invading territory, and take lives and women to foreign lands.

plus- its not personal. White people have a history of oppressing other races, sometimes multiple races at the same time - at a national effort.

[Darkstarrising12]

geez harsh

[mikke88]

what is the kookooi btw ?

[lokomoko008]

it means the boogeyman

[panchopichas]

hes da best ever fuck all u white madafuckers

[Forsaken593]

don't be racist.

[vely88]

La llorona!!! LMFAO

[Saruhh93]

you member??!

LOL

[956alfaro]

ur sleeping on my blanket da good perrrrrrr xD

[KurisuDikei]

shes car pooling with the kookooi

LOL

[oh115]

and the chupacabra! ill go get him!

2 for 1

[LadyTears619]

ya tenemos un black fork i dont need two! lol

[raudelraudel]

dont black the forks wow priceless

Amber Alerts funny as hell

[ElianaOfficial]

LUV GEORGE LOPEZ! SO FUNNY!!!!!!

[frankiebitches12]

3:05 to 3:20 is the best part

[summa08cantwait]

maybe she had liceee <3

[erikamisfit]

"cuku they want us to go home,

sha shut yo mouth stupid!"

the face is priceless.

[CaliGirl925]

omfg!!! dat shit was hella funny huh!!! :)

[chiapet755]

what part of cali do you live in?

i hella love cali!

[PsychoSpiral]

people who live in California, don't call it Cali. If you do live here, for shame.

[Mexicanaaa1]

What are you talking about ?!

[chiapet755]

hahahahah

[perez87r]

once upon a land..ahahaha