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  • One day, He will come to you and you shall be touched by His noodly appendage and you shall be saved from an eternity of stale beer. He is a most awesome god. Blessed be his noodles. RAmen

  • LOL! Good vid!

  • Our Pasta, Which art on the plate, Hallowed be thy meatballs or vegetarian alternative. Thy will be eaten, (It will be good), At home as it is in the restaurant. Give us this day our choice of bread, Forgive us our whining, As we forgive those who whine against us. Lead us not to dogmatic traditions, But deliver us from heartburn, ulcers, & gas. For thine is the Noodle, the Sauce, and the Meatballs or vegetarian alternative. RA-men.
  • To give you an honest answer, I think this is actually how most religions got started

  • @Todeskaefer jesus was probaly just like kim jong il

  • If you are seriously asking if the Flying Spaghetti Monster is a legitimate religion, then you've obviously never been touched by his noodley appendage. Believe.

  • blasmhemy? I dont thing our FSM believes i blasphemy for he istn vain or something like that..

  • @boeieund but guess ur aswers are parodies? :x

  • We pastafarians need to make HER a religion and then crucify her!!!! Blasphemous bitch...

  • Parody? You stupid bitch!!! How dare you!? Your religion is parody... I was touched by his noodly appendage... RAmen!

  • The religion about jesus is funnier

  • no, it's definately a religion

  • aren't all religions parodies?

  • This is blasphemy, this is madness!!!

  • both

  • his noodly-ness like sparodies and made the universe in such a way that pastafrianism would be seen by some as a parody. . . his noodly-ness is my saviour . . RAmen

  • how do u have a fake religion? if someone (like me) beleives is something then it is real!!! go FSM!!!

  • i dont give a fuck what they think after 3000years cuz they will be in hell if they dont believe in the FSM. RAmen

  • FSM actually started as a counter argument to arguments from igorance. It was the """You dont know how the universe started, so it must have been the FSM"" And then some student used it to show how teaching intelligent design in schools is stupid, and it really took of.

  • Fsm was created to go against teaching evolution in school. It is a parody religion although I will sometimes say I fallow it to piss my teachers off

  • I actually believe that FSM at some point in time will be mistaken a real religion. I mean someone looking back 3,000 years from now will surly think it is as absurd as a talking snake, and a god who made himself just to go on a suicide mission.

  • I'm a pastafarian and I'm sooooooooo offended. But according to FSM if you let me bang you right now, we're cool.

  • I find this video highly offensive, you are mocking my religion, I believe everyone should have the liberty in believe in what ever they want, but you in this video are calling my god "silly" and his noodliness does not like that..

    you will be going to hell, where beer is stale and strippers have STDs..

  • If I'd have to define the FSM (blessed be his noodliness), I'd say it is what one cuold call a counter force to religion, a counter religion. A protest religion even in some occasions.

    It is as real as the real religions, it works with the same power as real religions, but it brings the good in all of us out, the humorous, where as religion tends ot make poeple very serious, exremely serious. It's the anti-religion.

  • sure, that's how mormonism started

  • @MrPanzermaus Forget mormonism, all religion started this way.

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  • man i hate this ugly bitch..

  • @Kan2209 because of an old video she did about African Americans. shes a fucking racist dude. my sister has a Black BF and i have plenty black friends i just hate racist people..

  • @GraandHustleMafia What did the video say?

  • Read the book.It´s the shortest way to find out.And it´s funny to read anyway

  • FSM is both a symbol of the absurdity of religion and a figurehead for freethinkers to rally around.

    But wouldn't it be terrible if scholars in 1000 years lumped us Pastafarians together with crazy cults like Scientology and Raelism?

  • WTF whereever I go dragons come up in sum way! What is going on r u ppl mad?

  • Heretic!

    May Pasta Be Upon US All

    Just love that 'religion' hehehehehe

  • Are you insane? The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the One True God.

  • What proof and evidence is there that A-Flying Spagetti Monsterism is accurate and correct?

  • are you saying that FSM is not real not cool

  • @ChiTown7721

    ....you're ruining the fun. It's mainly Christians that can't understand. You're blowing the cover for the rest of us, lol.

  • @ChiTown7721

    .....what's wrong with you?

  • The Flying Spaghetti Monster was made up to illustrate to creationists the ridiculous beliefs of religion. People believe stories about a talking snake, a man building a boat and putting two of every animal in the world on it, and a man living inside a whale, to name a few. It's just as insane to believe these stories as it is to believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster. THAT is the point that was being made by the guy who created the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

  • spaghetti was created, it didnt create! thumbs up if you agree!!!

  • Of course the Flying Spaghetti Monster is real. Just as real as any other religion/deity. It is a parody just as much as any other religion/deity is. Make sense people?

  • ...not touched by his noodley appendance.

  • Yes, it could turn into a true religion along with the Church of the Virus. Dawkins coined the word 'meme' in 1976, merely to illustrate gene evolution by analogy. Now it has caught on in its own right. Most religions probably sprang from bedtime stories that were passed down from generation to generation and embellished on the way. This is exactly how religions form.

  • the thing about atheists that i dont understand is that why do you bother to be good people be an gambler drink get in fights dont take shit from anyone like why would u give a fuck its not like u belive that a god is gona punish you

  • @melosher humans do that.

    not religious people.

    not atheists.

    humans.

  • @melosher Some people are just nice, and not just acting nice to get into heaven ;-)

  • fucking atheist go away

  • ave satanas

    HAIL SATAN

    for all you spagetti monster worsipers,

    SATAN IS LORD

  • How Dare you call my religion as parody, I am insulted!!!!! My pasta bless you.

  • Only a religious person would be idiotic enough not to know that the FSM was created to be a PARODY of religion.

    The fact that Pastafarians are a group of Atheists and Agnostics is pretty hard to miss unless you're either a child, or severely mentally-defective.

  • It's making fun of how people believe in god yet in the bible it says to believe in anything you may wish to, therefore with this being said instead of people always saying that "God" created everything. Why not the flying spaghetti monster? As an Atheist I find this rather entertaining. Yet funny how Theists are suppose to be kind and not force shit on others, yet they for the one thing that shouldn't be forced on people....Religion.

  • In the case of the dragon in the garage. In his mind there was a dragon in the garage so for him it exists. It doesn't matter to you but for him it's very real. The question is this, in your reality does the dragon exist? The answer is that it doesn't until you believe that it does. I think this is where the concept of faith comes into play.

  • Well if history servers use well then yes i the FSM will be thought of as a full fledged religion......it happened with christianity and many others.

  • Girl, you are so pretty, please buy a better cam for me and other perv's to see you in your full glory. Tks!

  • Oh no, no. Global warming is in fact caused by the over-poaching of pirates. D: IT'S REEEEEAAAAAAAAL.

  • How dare you even suggest that FSM is some silly parody! :( I am so sick and tired of my religion being mocked. FSM, please uncover the blinders on the eyes of the world so they may see you in all your noodly wonder; in your name I pray. RAmen

  • @99Music02

    Fear not my brother all heretics will burn in Sauce. Ramen!

  • @99Music02

    Fear not my brother all heretics will burn in Sauce. Ramen!

  • @99Music02 she just couldn't see Y ...

  • i want a FSM commercial soooooo BAD

  • you can belive what ever you want to, how can you call a religion a parody? the islam isn't a parody and got the same evidence as the fsm the fsm should get more respect

    because it is the only religion that accepts evryone and when you die there will be strippers and beer only

  • FSM makes more sence then any religion actualy because we know its real FMS is probaly the funnest way to destroy religion :P

  • @tjinga2u1 you just contradicted yourself moron lol

  • @heavenofidol84 please explain why i got 3 thumbs up then :P

  • @tjinga2u1 duh, because people like spaghetti and beer!!lol i think it would be awesome to have a creator like that but sadly i dont live in my head like you-lmao

  • @tjinga2u1 so does misspelling sense :D just kidding it is

  • SEX

  • When I first heard of FSM I actually thought It was a cool new religion, I thought you had to actually believe in FSM to be part of it before I researched it lol. There is a chance FSM has a future as an actual religion if people will support it. :)

  • @vmorgun i think it already is legally reconized as a Religion... Legally

  • So if we were dogs or fish or something, there would be an actual lifeform we COULD worship, but simply because we ARE that lifeform, we can't - not that we wouldn't do any mistakes. Being what we call ouselves most developed does not necessarily mean we don't mess things completely up.

  • The thing is: There is people who just haven't learned to see the world from a perspective without some kind of supernatural power, and I guess to those who've grown under strict religious circumstances it's hard to learn. They'll always believe in any God, Ron, FSM, Gaja or whatever because they simply can't understand the fact that - unfortunately - we're presently the maybe most-thinking-of-that lifeform in the galactic quadrant.

  • we FSM folowers will always be true to our religion may the FSM bless you Ramen.

  • FSM is more political than anything.

  • What do you mean parody? Of course it's real.

  • All religions start out as silly ideas, just like Pastafarianism. The big difference is that most religions end up being nothing but silly ideas, but not the FSM. It is made of real invisible pasta!

  • Well as far as it being a religion OR a parody it is both. Religion is conceived of man and the belief of the FSM is as much real as Christianity, or Catholicism, etc. Yet, it is a belief that is a parody of religion in general. No one can prove or disprove his existence, just like God. Belief in the FSM is a way for freethinkers to perceive religion in a metaphorical sense. Religion is pretty funny.

  • Dover court case: YOu cant teach religion in science.

    creationists.: Ok, its not a religion anymore, we just see an "intelligence".

    atheists: Fine, then i ll call this intelligence a spaghetti monster.

    creationist: Thats blasphemy.

    atheist: But you said its purely about science, didnt you?

  • i was made as a parody but maybe some people really belive it but i don't think so

    but yes it is a parody:P

  • Glad to see my fellow commenters are as passionate about the FSM as myself! Ramen my friends ramen.

    May his noodley appendage touch you from the bear volcano of which it comes.

  • in the future pastafarians will have holy wars against each other because of disputes on whether the fsm was made out of pasta or instant noodles.

  • it is real im pastafarian its no joke may sauce be upon you all and may you be touched by his noodly appendage

  • Fortunately with modern records it is probable that the truth will be readily accessible to those who look for it. On the other hand the same can be said for evolution yet there are still creationists.

    There will probably be some sort of cult of fundamentalist Pastafanairians but most will get the joke.

  • however if your looking for codes and rules that will help you live a more forfilling life experence then joke or not FSM has a lot to offer. it teaches its fallowers to be kind, tolerant, and peaceful.

  • i dont think wether it was intened as a joke (as it clearly was) is relevent, there are hundreds are religions in this world and only one that is correct , thats even assuming if there is a creator, and even if there is a god like being the odds weve figured him out is miniscule. the point being if your looking for your religion to be definately true your fucked. continued

  • I would love to touch that lovely lady with MY noodley appendage

  • It's really interesting how people react to the FSM (RAmen). What does it matter if he exists or not?

    Does that make the religion invalid? Does it matter that it is a silly religion? No.

    People dismiss it as satire but I think it has a deeper meaning, even deeper than Bobby Henderson realised. The FSM is a symbol of our freedom of speech and freedom of thought.

    Look at any religion and you'll find crazier things than the FSM.

  • FSM bless us <3

  • Flying Spagetti Monster is false god.

    Diving Marshmallow Dragon is God

  • OFC it´s true!!! FSM is true!

  • Hopefully in 2000 years there are no religions left. But if they're still there, I hope FSM remains. It's awesome (as awesome as any religion can possibly be).

  • Religions suck

  • You speak the truth and You said it friend!

  • @kyle17456789

    pssst...all religions are mythologies...that's the point ;)

  • How dare you to insult His Noodly Appendage, you ignorant heathen?

  • I pray for you.....Ra-men.

  • FSM is truth!! this is blasphemy!!!

  • How dare these heretics speaks of his noodliness in such way! You shall all burn in the boiling spicy sauce fro this outrage! Asking question is defying Him! Just acknowledge is power in your heart and you'll be "AL DENTE"!

  • Ramen.

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  • Bah! How can you even think to question the almighty FSM, i bet you secretly worship the pink invisble unicorn who is trying to destroy our religion. there is 100% proof it is real and if you doubt any of it you are not deemed worthy to be touched by his noodly appendage. I WILL PRAY FOR YOUR SOUL! RAMEN!

  • Internets?? There is only one internet hehe

  • As long as there's even one person that believes in half of it, it's a religion (cf. Scientology; and, yes, I know they're scumbags, it's still a religion IMO).

    How do you think Christianity started? It was a not-so-subtle satire of Hebraism that somehow in a few centuries was rewritten in something even worse than the religion it was supposed to make fun of.

  • Blasphemer !! How dare speak of her noodleness in such a condescending manner ?

    I was once a dirty filthy atheist like you until I was saved by Pastafarianism

    From that day when I saw the light and was saved ,I realized what I needed to do .I must ,it is my mission in life ,to spread the Truth.I shall be the appendage of her noodleness .This the path she has chosen for me.

    It is written in our sacred text , that we will be mocked and persecuted for our beliefs

    I trust my belief in FSM

  • You are so fuckin sexy

  • I believe in FSM. How ignorant of you not to!!!

    It will become Taoism one day lol.

  • Seeing is believing -Check out the video:"Flying Spaghetti Monster Boomerangs" Fly them in Church 18' to make converts!!!

  • Knowing how humans can compartmentalize their reasoning, I would venture a guess that maybe sometime in the future, the Church of the FSM will be a reality, no parody.

  • I first heard about pastafarianism from a dude who was talking about it as if it were a crazy people-really-believe-this-stu­ff? religion. One day I wound up on Venganza and thought 'wow, this is pretty good stuff' before realizing I'd heard of it before. It's not that far out to think some people might fall for it. I mean, look at scientology!

  • look at mormonism (moronism) and Jehovah's witnesses --- these cults were started in 1850 by Joseph Smith and Charles Taze Russell - people who were known crooks and liars of their time, who one day got the bright idea to start their own religion. Some of their findings cant even be proven because they are SO FAR OUT there! In other words, I AGREE WITH YOU!

  • ID is a silly parody on pastafarianism. No actually i cant tell it apart. Which one is the parody. FSM makes more sense so i guess ID is the parody.

  • Uh.... well maye his displayed belief was a parody on belief itself.  If so it went over both your heads.

  • Well, Ashley, I've been a Pastafarian for at least five years now. In fact, I'm a devout member of the Rigatonian sect. We Rigatonians are very compatible with the Cabernet Savignonians of the Winerian Movement and often meet together in fine restaurants. My worship of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has not only expanded my mind but, oddly enough, it appears to have expanded my waistline also. I wonder why?

  • roflmbo! HILARIOUS!

  • Honestly, I don't believe many people get the irony (at least not directly - they just believe it's nonsense).

    But yeah, I've already thought about what you're bringing up and... it wouldn't be impossible for next generations to misunderstand it, many people already don't get it now... guess the only thing we can do is leave as many registers of our "theory" as we can, and do it in a really mocking, ironic tone. Or else we're gonna have to start drawing and see if they get it that way! LOL

  • it's a way to mock religion...I get the iroy, but at times i honestly don't know if people really believe in this.. I mean it's funny but really 0_0, I am untheist. I am not religious i know all religion is evil and bullshit but...I Really hope people deep deep deep down don't take this thing to the heart cuz its just another ultimate excuse to hate religion and its stupidiity. If this is a defense mechanism that is great. but other than that....

  • FSM is nothing but a parody of pasta! The one true god The Invisible Pink Lightspeed Unicorn is lord and savior! All Neigh to uts greatness

  • Infidel

  • OMG where did she get that necklace i want one

  • I actually believe in the FSM and his noodly holliness.

  • I don't think there will be any misconceptions about the 'Flying Spaghetti Monster' in a few thousand years... Now is not like a few thousand years ago when very few people wrote anything down, or even knew how to write for that matter... We have excellent media storage methods today that we didn't have back then... I suspect that you would even be able to find this video and my words here below it in a few thousand years if you knew where to look...

    ^..^

  • Thats pretty funny. So we document things. How many people do you know who actually read deep enough into things to find the real truth? Documented or not, I'm betting a small portion of people will think it was a real religion.

  • Great smile. And even greater dimples. Mmmmm.......dimples

  • September 19th TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY Arrr.

    more pirates the less global warming.

  • Anything is possible.

  • The flying monster thing is an unfair comparison. But it gives satisfaction in ridiculing religion.

  • what the hell is dragon con /** dude ..get a life /// dragon con // are you wearing your he-man sword and lon cloth ///

    is a nite in shining armor taking you fair maiden to the dragon con where he will slay the dragon and win your virginity .. ha ha .. well at least win you ......

  • How can you call my religion a parody? It is the religion that is "Most likely to be true" according to many noted scientists.

    The evidence is all around us. Evolution doesn't answer all the questions, but if we were intelligently designed we wouldn't have useless organs like the appendix. It is obvious that we are the product of Inebriated Design! As everyone knows, the FSM created the world one day after having a bit too much beer from the beer volcano in heaven.

  • @ForTheFSM ok im pagan and im just wondering how can someone believe that a flying monster made out of pasta created this universe i just cant seem to grasp how someone can believe something so outragous

    dont followers feel ridiculous about talking about noodly apendages and dosent Ramen sound like a parody of Amen

  • @ForTheFSM woooow, do you eat crack for breakfast, i heard that was nutritious...lmao

  • @ForTheFSM u sound like u are serious. there is a fine line between sarcasm and serious, and u crossed it. fail

  • @ForTheFSM You goddamn moron. do you really think that a fucking flying spaghetti monster created the universe? "we can't see him though, and oh yea pirates." how fucking retarted do you have to be to be a pastafarian?

  • @srikameswara Less than what you have to, to believe in any onther religion

  • @srikameswara How retarded do you have to be to believe in talking snakes, a burning bush that talks, and a man living inside a whale? That's the whole point of the Flying Spaghetti Monster: how is it insane to believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, yet believe in the other things I mentioned? That's what the man who made up the FSM was doing. Showing people how ridiculous religion is and that people only believe something because they were brought up to believe in it.

  • dam ur hot  ^^ love from laredo tx :D

  • 1)I am the Monster your Spaghetti, You shall have no other pastas before me, You shall not make for yourself a noodle

    2)You shall not make wrongful use of the name of your Pasta

    3)Remember the Meatball and keep it holy

    4)Honor your tomato and alfredo sauces

    5)You shall not mix pastas

    6)You shall not commit antipasto

    7)You shall not sauté

    8)You shall not serve false wine sauces to your neighbor

    9)You shall not dry pasta not made from durum

    10)You shall not add catsup to your pasta

  • RAmen

  • Just got back from the Burning Man Festival, where we had set up "FSM Kamp" to hand out flyers, act piratey, and drink grog.

    BM has had a pirate meme going for years, with lots of folks in costume and flying pirate flags. So, we visited those camps and did a lil pirate "scurvey" to determine how many pirates knew about their sacred duty to preach FSM. Results: about a third of the pirate folk knew of the FSM.

    Fun stuff! Ramen!

  • Star Wars and/or Star Trek... I'm tellin' ya...

  • The point of the FSM parody is that the 'followers' act like its real just like any other religious person acts like their bible is real. For kicks I acted like a FSM follwer just to get reactions from people. It's amazing how people will really tilt their head to FSMists, and yet won't even bat an eye at a christian, catholic, or muslim, etc...

  • pastafarians man, pastafarians.

  • I think that, barring a collapse of civilization, it shouldn't be hard to research it and find out that it was just a joke.

  • Depends. If people, who have accurate records of the day, were to look at the FSM, they'd probably also be aware of all the media coverage of the fact that it is a satire. However, if, say, aliens were to look at it and not fully understand our culture, they may think it was on par with christianity or some other religion.

  • En realidad no creo que la raza humana duremos tanto tiempo gracias a la religion, asi que esa sera una de tantas preguntas sin resolver.......

  • At least FSM makes a whole lot more sense than christianity or judaism or somesuch. Either it dies when all the other religions die and there's no more need for parody or then in two thousand years we'll be waiting the reincarnation of some huge fsm profet that came like 3175. In either case I'd much more be pastafarian than christian if religion becomes compulsory. RAmen.

  • It is a scary thought. It is possible. Think of the other jokes that eventually came to take themselves seriously:

    1.Mormons got their religion from a guy staring into his hat.

    2.Jehovah's Witnesses is based on the world ending in 1914. (Somebody get them a calendar!)

    If someone figures out a way to scam money from it, it will still be around.

  • "If someone figures out a way to scam money from it, it will still be around." - i call on everybody to donate to my pastafarian ministry. Donate and be saved by his noodley goodness. Blank cheques accepted. PM for the address. Ramen,

  • He's probably just joking around. I know many atheists that have preached for the FSM. One guy even took one of those small bibles and made a bunch of copies replacing "God" with "Flying Spaghetti Monster". He got a lot of shit for it, but with freedom of religion and all, he couldn't actually get in trouble.

  • The internets never forgets!

  • Good question I guess it just depends on how well people of the future record our current history.

    Makes me think about the Jedi religion that people really do believe in.

  • There's enough ways for people these days to record their thoughts through books, computers, etc. for posterity that, no, no one in the future will truly think FSM was a real religion.

  • In a thousand years people will believe that Superman was real.

  • "In a thousand years people will believe that Superman was real." For fucks sake. How dumb are you? Superman IS REAL. Dippy or what....

  • I think this "friend" they speak of is trollin'.

  • haha shit, if fsm becomes a religion...

    irony at its best.

  • Yeah, just wait untill the Marinara Orthodoxy goes on a crusade to wipe out the Alfredo Sauce heretics!

    :-/

  • I guess that we could all work on some holy scripture.

    We can use the bible as an historical template for this. Each Pastafarian can write one book, then an arbitrarily chosen panel can pick which ones to include as doctrine.

    We can then promote thw Pastafarian Cook Book as a scripture and I think there are enough Atheists in the UK to get it recognised as a religion next census.

  • There's already Holy Scripture. I'm holding a copy of The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster right now. And the Loose Canon is currently in the works.

  • lucky you're hot or i woulda stopped watching ages ago :)

  • I think that there is a good chance that FSMism will actually become a religion. Look at the name 'big bang' which was original a term of derision and it became the name of the event!

  • Dragoncon for you huh? I had a friend who wanted to go but couldn't. Also let us know how that went.

    About the FSM thing, people might be idiots in the future, and therefore think it was a religion instead of a parody. Seems IQ is dropping in the majority of people. Haha. I don't have proof of that, but I sure meet a lot of idiots.

  • THE FSM IS REAL, i had a plate full of him tonight. dont tell that wasnt real now. i feel his noodley appendage inside me. ooh blessed art thou tomatoey saucyness, RAmen

  • ever scenes I came out about my FSM-isom. some of my old friends really thought that I pray, worshiped, and believed in a real FSM.

    They are dumb asses, and also hard core theist. we are not friends now, because I broke the commandment "thou shall not have any other gods before me " thing.

    so yes I do think ppl will turn it into a real religon, out of stupidity.

  • thats the sign of a good POE when the fundies can't tell the difference

  • RAMEN! See you all at the Beer Volcano.

  • PBUH!!! (Parmesan Be Umong Him!!!)

  • Our Pasta, who boils in the holy quart pan, noodles be thy name,

    thy meatballs come, thy sauce will be cooked, on Earth as it is in the holy quart pan.

    Give us this day our daily bread sticks, Forgive us for our sauce,

    as we? forgive those that sauce against us.

    Lead us not into the macaroni, but deliver us from the trashcan.

    For thy Pot, thy fire, thy starch are yours now and forever.

    RAmen

  • If we don't eradicate religion soon we will have killed ourselves way before 1,000 years.

  • I think it's a lot like Landover Baptist. Yes, both FSM and LB are parody religions on the surface and should be regarded as humor, but there are also underlying messages within each of their "creeds" that should be noted, too, which allows skeptics to further question things and helps promote freer thinking as a result.

  • Landover is NOT a parody. It's my church. It's there. A real church, with pews and an organ and stadium seating and everything. We believe what we believe, because it's written in the Bible. And trust me on this, we do NOT want you to think freer. We don't want you to think at all. Just do what the Bible tells you to do, and you'll be fine.

  • I repent, O' Puppeteer!

  • It's true, there are many fine puppet shows at Landover, though I'm not one of the puppeteers. There is hope for you, furrypurry.