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  • I'm not even wearing my car!

  • You christians are weird ._.

  • 1:55 The later stages of being a brony.

  • This is the worst game I have ever seen. X"D

  • cain's face... nuff said

  • Can I send you a game?

  • The racing game that makes Big Rigs over the Road racing look like Gran Tourismo.

    There is always something to laugh at in Big Rigs.

    But this game is an exercise in Psychological Torture.

    At least Big Rigs has no shitty gospel pop that rapes your ears.

  • Rueben Rhino

    Hannah Horse

    Cain Cougar

    Priscilla Pig

    Where's Ryan Lion?

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  • LoL man I just discovered you...!Epik work you are doing there mate, I ve laughed so much with your vids that you ve already extended my lifespan for many years hahahaha!Keep it up!!

  • The cut scene looks like it was designed in a 1980's vewrsion of gmod

  • Wow, this game looks like ass

  • Video games based on the Bible have always been crazy.

  • oh man, I laugh so hard at this every time. This is the best poison mushroom of them all.

  • The rhino is wearing a yamicah at the beginning

  • my computer messed up on the best part making it 10x better

    " no I ffffuuuuuuccken don't"

  • I have been converted.

    I have seen the light of god...and it involves racing animals. PUH-RAISE JEESUS!

  • I would feel insulted if I wasn't so sure that this was made by and for retards

  • Wtf

  • vet she is feeling a little HORSE. i just had to say it

  • Is there a noah's adventure one?

  • It's free Google it

  • Is this how christians see the world? LOL

  • god this was to funny xd

  • The programmer who developed this game probably lost their job 3 seconds later.

  • I laughed so f**** much

  • Worst combo for a game, religion and drugs

  • i fucking laughed sooooooooo fucking hard at this

  • I meant gmod, the iPad likes to correct me.

  • Is this good?

  • O.M.G. I HAV TO BUY THIS!!!

  • 1:12 haha i laughed so much :DD

  • what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck....

    still, pretty hilarius.

  • Sexy

  • i somewhat feel as tho i could make this game better by adding guns and more dialougue

  • I could seriously not stop laughing through out this whole thing. My laughter was so hysterical my dad came in to see if anything was wrong.

  • whoever made this game, needs help.

  • What fucking engine did they use? It looks like the whole damned thing was made in ALICE!!! XD

  • The GMOD idiot box ep 10 has better animations then the intro cutscence

  • I'm so fucking confused. Who pitches these games to developers!?!

  • hands down, best ep so far

  • LOL are you trying to kill me

  • and then I was an Aethiest

  • I started smoking crack and reading the bible and ended up here.

  • O.o

  • im fucking dying laghing in the beginning

  • make more pls i love it

  • This almost makes me lose faith in God...

  • I could have predicted that there would be a few religious trolls in the comments section broadcasting their beliefs; as on any youtube video that even mentions religion even for one fucking second.

  • This is a game

  • i love the voice acting

  • My insides are bleeding.

  • WHAT THE FUCK MY MIND JUST GOT FUCKED

  • O.o

  • I say religion should stay in books and out of video games. Thumbs up if you agree.

  • What !? xD I seriously laughed a lot of times. You're a great commentator xD !

    

  • librarian:i would recomend some other books-

    me:FUCK YOU BITCH I LOVE THE PICTURES IN MA BOOK!!

    

  • As a Christian, I'd like to apologize for the moronic member of my faith who put this spawn of Satan on the market.

  • @mattomatto906 the exact same thing happened to me

  • I have literally never laughed so hard in my entire life I was supposed to b asleep but my mom came in cuz I started laughing so hhhhhaaaarrrrdddddd at the animal party!!!! Lol

  • This isn't even a game. This is a laugh. XD

  • i have never laughed so hard in my life

  • o________o What is this I dont even..

  • the librarian is a condescending asshole...

  • I am quite certain that I am in love with you.

  • I am quite certain that I am in love with you.

  • Lol this was the best game ever, iam atheist so this is amazing

  • @PWNINGxYOU Im Christian and this was still amazing

  • 0:44, 0:58 Cain is staring at a wall!

  • Wow this is sacreligious to the max

  • ima christian and i find this funny lol... plus there are way better Christian songs than that lol look up santus real

  • this game is one of the greatest atheist jokes ever

  • librian got issues

  • That librarian clearly hates reading

  • Me and my band were playing outside a music fest and someguys came up and they were like hey were sanctify (were already trying not to laugh) and we can prove that christian rock can be just as hard core

    My band:LOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLLOOLOLLOL­OLOLLLLOOIOOOLOL

  • @epicted77 the only thing christian rock is good for is if you dont want your teenage children loosing their virginity.

    in fact i am offended they would lump their insane fairy tale promoting propaganda in with rock at all

  • 2011 Racer of the year anyone?

  • what a hore err horse

  • 1:30 best part

  • My G--, why am I seeing a huge dick flopping so quickly!?

  • just trying to get on the Ark and preserve my species you fucking asshole x'D

  • 'GREATEST ZOO RACE PLAYER IN HISTORY'. Try "Only zoo race player"

  • I think this one wins.

  • I found the terrible soundtrack to this terrible game xD

    Look up the group "Cougar Interactive" on soundclick . com

  • @CheckOutMyToys the space is because of youtube not allowing links... so yeah

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  • Rhino jew what do you say about that Hitler

  • The shittest game ever

  • BUNNYHOPPING RHINO? WTF!

  • cant they stfu? so boring intro

  • what the actual fuck lol I dont even...

  • lol at the intro I was laughing so hard I cried xD

  • wow this is the greatest game everyone should play this for history knowlage

  • BEST GAME EVER

  • Holy shit, this is literally the most hilarious thing I've seen in my entire life. Thank you, Northernlion.

  • noah fucking dont LOL clever

  • This is funniest shit ever seen!

  •  this game it's one of the most blasfemous things I had ever seen...D:

  • @1r0zz Fun fact, thats exactly what early christians would say about modern christianity.

  • @deathman1021 true. it seems that at some time when "faith" met "power" , it became not much different belive in Christ or "Mammon"(sumerian god of wealth).

  • @1r0zz Not just that though, early christianity is completely different from what you see today, for example the three gods, god jesus and the ghost, are a mirror of a celtic tradition, early christians didnt celbrate birthdays as it was a pagan tradition.

    They changed it so they could more easily convert the so called "godless pagans" and such by becoming the same thing that they rallied against.

  • @deathman1021 the father, the son and the holy ghost are not 3 gods, but just one all-together, the holy trinity. religions are made from man...so they all look alike...the "resurection" theme is findable in all the other religions ,for example. the first, true, cristianity is born in greek, were a group started to ACT along with jesus ideas. then it became "underground" and persecuted, then conquered power after Constantin I becoming the "kingdom" in the times after, until now

  • @1r0zz try noah's ark 3D

  • @spiderman4112003 the not-violent FPS?why the hell I would? D:

  • @1r0zz What's blasphemous is your spelling.

  • I'm so tired I may as well be high, I'm laughhing my ass off so hard I can barely type xDDDD!

  • Sure Noah had the animals race after the Great Flood. Biggest gambling racket ever.

  • @RebelWinterwolf well Noah after the great flood, sacrificed a huge amount of animals, like 140 birds and many other stuff....so it do not suprise me....

  • I actually feel offended

  • this is the greatest video to ever be uploaded to youtube.

  • I find this video and this game very offensive to Christianity. I truly feel ashamed for finding it funny.or

  • OHHH NO THE LIBRARIAN TURNED INTO SARRAH JESSICA PARKER!

  • @candylandftw No. Not funny. Sarah Jessica Parker looking like a horse was a joke from 10 years ago. Even then, it wouldn't have been funny to simply relate a horse to Sarah Jessica Parker.

    "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... There's a horse.. oh.. OH.. OH GUYS... LOOK  IT"S SARASH JESSICA PARKER HAHAHAHA" ._.

  • Trippy...

  • I'm laughing my ass off right now xD

  • Due to my obsessive viewing of many commentators, it took me a second to realize he was talking about animals when he said 'Creature' races.

  • lolwat?

  • the voice actors in the beginning don't sound to confident about the bible themselves

  • my cheecks hurt from fucking laughing so hard you sir are epic!!!!!!!!!!!11

  • "I'm not even wearing my car!"

    What!?

  • @rgGamerfreak69 She said he isn't dressed for racing.

  • I LOL'D! How in the hell did you find this game?

  • 4:49 to 5:11 made me cry lol

  • i dont think this need's to be said but im gunna say it Kill the developer with fire

  • 0:05 Creature Party XD

  • 0:05 Create a Party XD

  • Yup so being a christian i think christians should not be allowed to make games

    Well the bible pushers at least

  • @epicted77 Agreed. I am too, and it embarases me to no end.

  • Maybe the dude was on acid while coding this

  • What the fuck did i just watch?

  • Dude, I fucking dare you to find E.T and play it.

  • 2:10 what a stupid sound xD

  • I must get this game!

    or I will turn into a Viking rhino.........

  • I have a game bf3 the beta then the game lol

  • Kootra reference. Creature party is in the menu. Ftw.

  • 7:06

  • Better than battlefield 3!

  • @BluePillowManguy YOUR DUMB

  • I just got this. I love you Northernlion.

  • this is the best game ever, i need to get it

  • Funny as hell I'm still lol myself

  • Noah in the forest made me cry laughing.

  • poison mushroom < penguinz0

  • @ElectricHotdog go die

  • I didn't realise Sarah Jessica Parker was a librarian!

  • CANT.BREATH!

  • It's coming right for us! Get the 12 Gauge!

  • WHAT. THE. FUCK

  • @GinGerZRDESENT I was literally going to write that and than I saw that this is the post right before mine...

  • whats next? 2012 racing? too cheesy

  • This game is almost as fucking crazy as religion itself! Hahahahahaha

  • I almost died of laughter

  • ...WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK IS THIS?!?!?!

  • the top hat pig reminds of animal farm

  • my friend is high when he watched this and he is now in the corner crying HAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @123walrusman I'm Not high right now and i'm about to hide in the corner.

  • This looks like it was made in Alice

  • this game is an abomination to mankind.

  • This is fucking terrible hahahaha xD

  • i think the creaters of this game were on shrooms

  • Play as god the goat!

  • That was fucking demonic.

  • Whoever made this game must be foreveraloneeeeee

  • 1337 likes awesomeness!

  • 1:14 what the fuck just happened to his hand?

  • @someguy2351 Ehrmm......

  • This was... scarier than Paranormal Activity 3 xDD;

  • epic but horrible game.. wow.. really?.... REALLY!?

  • ".....WHAT A BITCH" ROFL

  • 35 people are atheist

  • @RHIN0Productions lol isnt it the other way around