Jake and Amir: Real World Audition

[stasia2468]

OMG JAKE IS HAWT! <3 heres my numba ;) 9u398476723785 (and amir ur just a darling ;)

[Bookgrl98]

I died when Amir said "gimme gimme more"

[shadowwolf9955]

why dose jake not have socks or shoes on

[youmotherfluffer]

did anyone else see amir in the garbage

[sheckler489]

@youmotherfluffer of course they did that was kind of the point he was bein wierd.

[annacccccccccc1234]

ohh love of my life FML i love it

[SuperUltraNinja1]

ARGH!!! LET ME DO MY HOMEWORK!!!! 

[LAZYman6745]

Thank you, kay619rey.

I got to read the eyeless9898's comment.

Jeez.

[MadiMe123]

@LAZYman6745 lazy fuck

[omar92bins]

im viwer 399,399!! :D

[TheAmazingFudger]

Doesnt it seem like in all of the 2009 videos Amir only wears those brown plaid shorts?

[cyclonerampage]

xD Jake is younger than Amir?

[KevinC1012]

What is Real World?

[TheOneAndOnlyKnub]

OK stop makeing fun of Amir hes awsome and he a whimp just like my and he has my name!

[littlebluevanille]

@AHgeesmee Amir = Psycho-Wall-E xD

[88naogirl88]

Jake looks like Coldplay's Chris Martin

[TheMrcombobreaker]

wait why does jake have no shoes on?

[CelloJello555]

199 people really wanted the popcorn oatmeal sandwich

[TheTwistedDiamond]

So I was thinking, "that video should be uploaded on youtube..." Then I was like, "oh wait."

[marsuleo]

popcorn oatmeal sandwich

[EricTheYounger]

so amir's buster?

[StAnIsLaVsKi101]

How did Amir survive without Jake in the before Jake even joined college humour?

[MrAustinDL]

i should reallly be doing homework right now i just cannt

[bofhd89o]

"jake's gonna love this" lol

[Eyeless9898]

Me at midnight: "I'll watch one more. They're only 2 minutes long."

Me at 3am: "WHY AM I STILL WATCHING?!"

[kay619rey]

@Eyeless9898 thats not funny.

[aqleberryfinn]

@kay619rey no, it's quite funny....

[123lightingman]

@kay619rey The search for Eyeless9898 begins (-.-)

[kay619rey]

@123lightingman He said i use to audition for real world then i took an arrow to the knee.

[shadowario]

isn't the real world all about clubbers, punks, bitches and drama?

[alechanff03]

this is one of the most underrated episodes i think

[AHgeesmee]

Amir can keep his job because he reduces pollution by eating garbage

[JAadamski]

The job is working at collegehumor

[xXBWatsXx]

i thought the ad was about "i married a whore story"

[shadowario]

food for free food for me :D

[Langemann92]

Who hates bitches?!

[LAsWeirdest]

Jake in the real world?...It should be in Cali Lolz

<3 from LA.Liz

[grnman86]

popcorn oatmeal sandwhich lol

[Sara121593]

What's the gimme more song he's singing?

[followerDISNEY]

@Sara121593 that's a song by Britney Spears called liked that: "gimme more" :P

[ok2431]

0:05 butt crack haha

It sounded like someone also in that garbage bin

[DarkKnightroolz]

rofl, I love Eating outta the trash.

[RatKeeperDude]

Why do NONE of the below comments have anything to do with the video?

[mordy777]

@RatKeeperDude comment wars :)

[TheKingy55]

@RatKeeperDude why does YOUR coment have nothing to do with the video

[shadowario]

isn't the real world all about clubbers, punks, bitches and drama?

[mashinebenz]

@shadowario Haha true

[AnnaFeodora]

There's a cake in my oven but I guess it will burn cause I just can't stop watching Jake and Amir even for one minute to get it out.

[roverman540]

@AnnaFeodora you sick bastard.

[AnnaFeodora]

@roverman540 Thanks man. I really appreciate you and your words of wisdom. Do you mind if I refer to your comment in my philosophy essay?

[roverman540]

@AnnaFeodora I dont allow my stuff to be portrayed on trash good sir.

[AnnaFeodora]

@roverman540 I totally understand. Ps. I checked out your channel and don't know what's wrong with those people commenting there. They are just mean.

[roverman540]

@AnnaFeodora I dont even check my own channel...now that you mention it id like to see what goes on there possibly some more mean spirited idiots that I made a bit more angry, thank you for that.

[AnnaFeodora]

@roverman540 Now you lost me. What I have to do with anyone being angry? Is it my sick bastardness that irritates people or what?

[LightBrand]

Gimme gimme more gimme more...

It's Britney bitch.

[Dannydurangi]

The guy behind the camera sounds like Dave from the CollegeHumor team.

[IhazNoID]

Lmao

[parrishowns1]

haha "F my mel"

[WhiteboyFTW7thst]

do my breast look big? lol

[CarvedInShadovvs]

i though amir only ate chicken nuggets

[jesusthroughmary]

Amir makes $120,000 a year and he eats out of the garbage can. I guess when you spend $3,500 on a round trip cab ride to the Adirondacks to go camping by yourself, the money dries up pretty quickly. Not to mention $50 a day or more at The D's.

[DeliciousHoboCheese]

"ooh, popcorn and oatmeal sandwich"

[animebabe4107]

8 o'clock in the mornin stayed up all night lookin at these videos started at 11 funny thing is i'm not sleepy anymore and i just wanna keep watchin their vids and eat a sandwich and by the way jakeishotashellunlessitfrozeov­erthenhesjusthotasavolcanomyja­kecake hehe o-O

Thumbs up if you love jake XD<3XD

[fatbelly970]

@animebabe4107 Its 8 o´clock right now

[altairPWK]

0:42- 0:58 are the sounds Amir makes when we make love.

[AndyEspada]

Food for free, is food for me XDD

[Mrsilvercoo]

0:33 HAHA "ah, great! i have to do push-ups all over again"

[Ojdaweedmane]

Lol Jake had no shoes on

[MrImjewish]

this was way too funny

[fckcom]

is someone speaking in chinese?

[Viduata]

Why would you guys mic Amir? Seriously. Did you not anticipate all the annoying rumbling?

[keir193]

@Viduata ... you... you ARE aware these are skits right?

[hooplablahblahblah]

@keir193 I don't think he is lol

[iLiKeCeRe]

wait wait wait....i thought he ONLY eats chicken nuggets!

[JonesCharlesbond]

@iLiKeCeRe then u haven't seen very many jake and amirs noob

[iLiKeCeRe]

@JonesCharlesbond it was a joke i've seen every one of the j.a.m vids bitch

[JonesCharlesbond]

@iLiKeCeRe oki mr. bitchy bitch

[princejohnneyfan]

I started cracking up at "Food for free, food for me!"

[soccerfreaks842]

Why is Jake barefoot? O.O

[singoutloud2utube]

its 4:30am. This isnt healthy!!!!!! D:

[rtobin7]

:01

[traxgod2]

lol

[Bravemattminecraft]

I thought he only ate chicken nuggets...

[TheSeoulBrotha]

if u pause fast enuff at 0:05 -0:06 u can see that jake has a tat on his back

[antlerman1357]

popcorn oatmeal sandwhich. jake's gonna love this lol

[tubeuser2222]

2 things:

1) HOW the hell does amir KEEP that job?? and

2) NOW we know why he randomly vomits in so many other videos LOLOL

[rifledude28]

this kinda reminded me of district 9 haha

[ironmoons]

195 people tried to click the 'like' button and missed...

[tankata2]

Notice they have been recording for almost 12 hours

[blastonid]

"He's Amir he does what he want" oh so true!!

[yoshiracer5005]

how far into a trash can can you go?

[atrulock219]

did anyone else notice they've been filming for 12 hours?

[BriteNiteProductions]

He looks like a total guiedo with his yellow- oops- I mean "tan" skin

[iPodRock3r]

@BriteNiteProductions no no, it's more of a yellow-orange. hahahahahaha.

[daggitenator]

he..he has a knife.

[FenBolds]

Popcorn-Oatmeal Sandwich.

[planetNS]

0:47

how does he laugh and talk at the same time? o.0

[TonyWWagner]

Press 4 Thats what your mom said last night.

[bennynorris]

how does Amir manage to keep that job....is it possible that he is infact the owner?

[PrairieRockz]

@bennynorris His cousin made sure he has the job for life. No matter what the motherfucker does. Son of a bitch >:/

[1MusicInYou1]

@bennynorris His cousin Linford ensured that he would have it for life. (Jake and Amir: Cousin)

[frusciante349]

@bennynorris apparently his cousin ensured amir has the job forever, look up the episode 'cousin' :p

[EdubbleRulez]

@bennynorris jake and amir cousins... BITCH

[projectem7]

@bennynorris poser



[mintyking1]

@bennynorris

@MetallicSharpie3

if your gonna have 2 top comments just have one

if you are gonna have 2 top comments just have one

[SlipAllCityToy]

@mintyking1

If you're going to mispell twice just do it once.

If you're going to mispell twice just do it once.

[123lordcheese]

5am :/

[iTzJustNotUrDay]

hold down 2, Jake's opera singin'

[72master]

was this really there audition ?

[ilovefrodo125]

POPCORN!!! Y'ALL!!!

[jumpfellow18]

This is THE funniest j&a video!

[hockeyfan709]

press 4 for free raping amir

[iluvmmd]

lol

[microkorger]

Why did Jake do push-ups before speaking? I either don't know enough about The Real World (never seen this show, only what I found out in Wikipedia) or missed something in the video.

[normalkuriboh]

@microkorger he wants, "His chest to look big". that is why he asked, "Does my chest look big?" after doing pushups.

[83dannyphantom]

i've never seen amir's shoes before

[mavriksfan11]

J-Witz.....

[GOMLMw21]

literally laughed out loud

[yosephe]

I thought Amir was gonna get a letter from the real world

[copdrop6]

Send that video in! It was much better than whatever Jake was trying to do.

[MadiMe123]

"Gimme gimme gimme more, gimme more, AHAHAHAHAAAAA" Haha, I love you, Amir!

[mrjoethevegan]

i have the same shoes as amir!!

[EvilApple567]

Amir wouldn't eat out of the garbage unless someone threw away some Chicken McNuggets.

[tijira1]

is there a amir goes to his job interview video? LOL that would be hilarious

[noScopeThePope187]

jake is such a fag

[kps1215]

Ooh, Free bread guys! Gimme Gimme Moah gimme moah gimme gimme

[MetallicSharpie3]

how does Amir still have a job? lol

[TheAboutLastNight]

ahahahah, i have not laughed that hard in a while. thank you jake and amir. who the fuck would come up with the knife idea...

[LCaaroe]

Haha "Oh, free bread y'all!"

[michasvn]

What´s that writing on jake´s back? 0:06

[MrCool87867]

@michasvn Where?

[bengardnerify]

I have amir's shoes!

[TheAboutLastNight]

WHY CAN'T I STOP WATCHING THESE 2?

[destroyR14]

did anyone else notice jake was barefooted?

[destroyR14]

did anyone else notice jake was barefooted?

[PhamstaX]

lol "love my LIfe, FML"

[RonakBear]

ef my mel

[natur96]

i love that heartbroken look on amirs face when jake says he saw him pull the oatmeal out of the trash.

[TheNadra]

amir should be in real world lool

[ronikinglll]

ךשדא הןגקם כםר אםגשט

[LiLGamer21]

1:33 amir looks so embarrased lol

[BigmarioBV]

ITs OATMEAL AMIR! YOU DIDN't MAKE IT

[LiLGamer21]

woah popcorn ya'll!!!

[MyKatSparta]

Sooo SO close to 12:00:00:00. So close. *Nightmares*

[trivium666fan]

Seriously! Jake! Amir! I need to get to school! WTF?!

[WEAZLEL]

Free bread y'all *histeric manic laughfter*

[TheNamelessShape]

This imaginary character named Amir... He needs to marry me.

Now.

[Zhucci]

0:06

booty!

[cspower12]

"food for free is food for me" :D

[bubblegirlFB]

0:25-0:48 That is the best part! I love Amir!

[ihopeucgaggin]

i promised myself i'd go to bed 50 jake and amirs ago

[blastonid]

@ihopeucgaggin who didn't?

[OneRepublicRT]

@ihopeucgaggin worst thing is they never stop I always find more and more and more, I can't take it anymore !

[janedoe1026]

Popcorn oatmeal sandwich!

[RootOfAllSorrow]

"get the hell away this is my food" *pulls out a knife*

[nnnnnAZ09]

i love how weird and awkward their relationship is :)

[NinjaaMoe]

"That was a really good take. I'm gonna have to do push ups all over again"

[marzosmith]

"jake gonna love it" LOL he is so kind :D

[lampost321]

"eff eff eff my mell"

[CloonyThunder]

at the beginning when Jake is doing push ups it kind of looks like he has a Tat when he jumps up

[TheSweetMuffinKitty]

@CloonyThunder

Yea that's what i thought too.

[autywon]

@CloonyThunder

yyeaa...

some kind of weird lower back tat.

[Ronnyisthegreatest]

@CloonyThunder It might be. Jake with a tramp stamp?? Hahaha classic.

[MrsPandaMonster]

It'd be hilarious if the video stopped right at 11:59:59:59.....

[dissentrix]

there should be bloopers for this...

[thebackupfreak]

"...Jake's going to love this..."

[bofhd89o]

gimme more gimme more

[AEMoreira81]

There should be a Real World - College Humor edition.

[AshisogiiJizo]

@AEMoreira81 I think The Mad Real World on the Chappelle Show is more than a good substitute for that. Still, this was damn funny.

[altairPWK]

@theCatsPajamas521 :D

[johnfaber100]

Er... what does TCR mean?

Total cranky retarded?