Left 4 Dead 2 Banter - Coach

[5aintLink]

Lol, Coach is the shit

[845Shadow]

Coach and Bill are the best survivors ever

[simulation911]

"I'mma shoot the shit out of it." One quote I say towards every infected...

[LawrenceSouljah]

Cutty?

[FoodShowX]

How do make hard copy Dark Knight Rises trailer commercial? THANK!

[showharu1]

07:03 Gunna snipe me some bitches!!

[WhiplashSeattle1989]

Coach's night of kinky, kinky sex

[molly1002]

Out of all 4 of the survives I always saw Coach as the leader.

[Almostfull777]

His lines from 9:06-9:20 is the story of every encounter I've ever had with a witch.

[CruxisFire]

Best survivor of both games.

[GreenDayGalzie]

Best character in anything ever

[2345Rabbit]

bitch on mah ass! lol

[Uberskull]

How can it be that anything this man says is so badass?

[WyvernsBlade]

I'mma be a one-man Cheeseburger Apocalypse. :D

I wonder why they didn't add that? XD?

[Uberskull]

@WyvernsBlade maby before the sequel, Coach will get all One-Wing Angele'd and shit!

Then we are alll screwed.

[Omegax9000]

lmfao @ 1:04

[megastagbeetle]

Shoot me again and you meetin yo maker XD

[omnibusim]

The only reason I started using Boomer Bile was because Coach used to spot "BOOMUH BY(L)" so enthusiastically :p

[OmegaTigon]

aw, they miss this one: Niiiick. xD

[EllisL4D2FTW]

it's funny, in the suggestions there's "Jizz in My Pants"

[dragonblud1]

coach is a tank

[stupidvampiretwat]

Also, 4:09 + Coach be shitting incindiary ammo off of a cliff!

[stupidvampiretwat]

OH LAWD

CHICKEN?!

[dcmccants]

I just bought this game. I can't stop laughing at this fucking guy.

[JimmyMcEmoson]

I DONT KNOW SHIT WE GONNA KEEP MOVIN

[forever8721]

oh yeah our goal is next to the bridge....ON THE MOTHER EFFIN OTHER SIDE OF THE WATER!

[ImSteveFrance]

0:07 we gonna backin up backin up backin up backin up. cause my daddy thought me good!

[Omegax9000]

@ 7:38

[Omegax9000]

@ 5:10

[P0WNapple]

9:31 XD weres football yeah?

[P0WNapple]

9:31 XD

[darkgun13]

*jockey jumps on coach*

Coach:Ellis? is that you what the hell?

[226dino]

Coach, Nick, Zoey, Louis, and Bill are my favorite characters.

[retardoman7839]

@jettpogee GRABBIN PEEYUKE

[HandyMan101]

coach - tracy morgan

[HeyWhosThatGuy]

@HandyMan101 *coach - Marsellus Wallace (Ving Rhames)

[XxChris1000xX]

@onemariobro he says it during Hard Rain

[onemariobro]

When dose he say cheese burger apopilics

[Poxell91]

7:36 is one of my favorite lines by him.

[Tarynus]

"Ellis, is that you!?"

"Oh, excuse me? EXCUSE ME!?"

"AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA­AAH!!!"

Aww, no "That zombie's got armour! I WANT ARMOUR!!" quote? :C

[AJ8988]

I keep hearing the n word whenever he says Nick...

[TheRapture69]

KEEP POARIN IT OOOOWWWWNN

[taybec]

some good old fashion cola

[pidman009]

Ma- Ah Swerr tah gahd, yoo caynt soot wort SHYAT.

[crunchmunchhunch]

DAMN! SHITS GETTING OLD!

[kliff456]

theres strangely alot of friendly fire dialogue

[aquacadet08]

Dennis Wise

[StarckyRules]

It's a giant sex orgy!

[trippyluvzyou]

BACK IT UP! BACK IT UP! BACK BACK BACK! BACK UP, BACK UP, BACK UPPP!!! B-B-B-B-BACKKK!! SHOOT THAT BIG MOTHA----....

[THESNIPERIZE]

0:23 BOOMER BILE HERE!

[Paulus571]

'Cut that shit out!'

'Stop that shit!'

'Shooting me? That's some crazy shit!'

'That was some epic shit!'

[skykid720]

chest paddles

[SweeneyFan17171]

AY'.. I'M TOO BIG A MAN FO' THIS CLOSET.

[pryan37bb]

EVERYONE. GRAB SOME INCENDARARY AMMO.

[Spartan082b]

No one man cheeseburger apocalypse!

[stuart556]

OH SHIT BACK IT UP BBBACK

[Babymarioluigi2]

In West Philadelphia, born and raised...

[Jspyster]

9:33 i hate the other mother f-ing water

[ChrisGTH72]

at 9:06 is coach rapping?

[CandymanSly]

@ChrisGTH72 Oh, hell yeah!

"Witch, we got a witch! Witch! See that bitch, bitch! DAMN FINE RYHMES.

[DrunkenCoward1]

'We're a team.... COME GET ME!'

[LARUCUS]

"I try to stay as goddamn far from swamp as possible. Remember that movie where the golfers friend got his hand bit of by an alligator?"

best. reference. ever.

[graver067966739]

@LARUCUS happy gilmore

[arkonomus]

GRABBIIINN PUUUUUUKE

[Grzesuav94]

I hear a BITCH! Turn your light off!

[HcOtaku1337]

Grabbin' PUKE !

[kingdomheartsgirl11]

WELL BE A MONKEYS UNCLE!! !

[GreenIInk]

3:36 ~3:41 Always makes me laugh

[Zeskents]

GRABBIN A BILEE JAR

[Minority119]

DAMN

that aint right

[memo12088]

L4D2 Man :D now

[GAepisodes]

SHOOT THAT BIG MUTHA...

[ranchdressing]

"Quit, everyone! I hear a bitch!" XD I love this voice actor.

[giulianoisthebestyep]

"Quiet everybody...I hear a bitch"

[Tiamat583]

are there any taunts like...

"yeah, take that you sons of bitches!

or

"You cant stop me, im indestructible!"

stuff like that. left 4 dead series has too many cooperative quotes.

[123UKelite]

@Tiamat583 yh they do have a lot of quotes but in a good way

[VanguardGames]

OH no OH HELL NO!

[legosbrs]

Grabbin PIUKE!

[EmbodiedArgosax]

EXCUSE ME! EXCUSE ME!

[Setsaku]

ELLIS? ELLIS IS THATCHU?

[godzillarules1054]

anyone wonder why they they say every cuss word except fuck?

[MarkPheonix]

One of my fav coach quotes is" THAT LONG NECK BITCH HIT ME!" and when he say"GRAB SOME INCEDIRARY AMMO" he says it wrong but its hilarious lmao

[GeoAl09]

lmao i love coach when he sings

[xTretreJx]

wtf?!?! Why in the hell would ellis be on his back.

[godzillarules1054]

@xTretreJx too much adrenaline makes ellis think hes a horse. ellis likes horses... :P

[MikeIronweaver56]

lol Coach University (last dialogue line)

[mickel1470]

THE FAT SPITTIN BITCH IS AROUND.

[podsterkid]

9:32 - 9:39 when does he say that?

[secondhandsmoke10]

lmao

[viljo98]

00:13 - 00:14 like a frog :D i love this game!

[ShukakuSleeps]

Excuse me, EXCUSE ME?

[LoneSousuke]

i think coach has more friendly fire clips. lol

[alecson95]

"hey nick... at least you dressed for your funeral!" LOL

[bloo96]

A lot of shooting him

[ValentinaMorga]

Everybody ready for this shit!

[combatwizard]

boomah bile hear

[raysup]

I just found out this was Cutty from The Wire, which made this game about 10,000,000,000x cooler.

[Tornad0Gaming]

I know. It's pretty cool

[CJAFTER5]

wat part of the game does he say "these arent zombies, sombodys been shooting ppl"?

i wanna look for it in da game!!!!

[Tornad0Gaming]

@CJAFTER5

He says it in the second level of the parish, when the survivors encounter a large pile of bodies right before the part with the tower.

[CJAFTER5]

@Tornad0Gaming

they were shooting the 'carriers' right?

[Tornad0Gaming]

@CJ

Not exactly sure. They could be just shooting people who were infected, or trying to "make a run for it". It seems like they were carrying out the ones who were carriers, in the second safe room it says "I've been here a few days and they're taking away people who just got here" and it says below that

"They're carriers."

[CJAFTER5]

@Tornad0Gaming  OMG Left4Dead is so cool, leavin u clues like dat evrywer :D

[lolgal222]

"keep shooting like THAT, and you gonna wish yo momma never met yo father!"

[Xelig00n]

BOOMAH BILE HEAH

[WilliamTheSupreme]

Cutty from The Wire

.

[TombRaider527]

JOCKEY ON MY BACK!!

[FastAndFuriousClips]

Grabbin Puke

[kitchsc]

coach is my favorite left 4 dead 2 charator

[HJKLMGPU]

"Ba-ba-ba-ba-back!"

"Grabbin Pwuk"

"Chocolate helicopters"

"I swear to god you can't shoot worth shit"

"SeaNanners sent me!"

07:38 Epic laugh

[BluelightSpike]

"niiiiick..."

"Ellis? Is that you? WHAT THE HELL?"

[LastSecondFilms]

"Shoot dat big motha!"

[gnarkill87]

i didn't realize cutty from "The Wire" did a voice on this game.

[jjthe11]

grabbin puke

lmao

[spase667]

"Ellis? Is that you? What the hell?"

Wait, does that mean he is mistaking a Jockey for Ellis? Why would Ellis be jumping on his back? Coach must have been giving him piggy back rides.

[Brenlash721]

"im to big a man for this little closet" XD lol

[SickoJay]

Boomer Bile Here :D

[sedyo100]

Nick, at least you're dressed for the funeral. LMAO

[nitro836]

Ah hell... i'm back here...

[DeaconJF1ash]

"there's gonna be some biblical shit happening to you if u shoot me again"

awesome

[xDMoney090]

Ellis = Louis

Nick = Francis

Coach = Bill LMAO

Rochelle = Zoey

[TheAkatsuki357]

actully ellis = francis and nick = nick louis

according to the game designers

[MazunaLegacy]

NOOOO Nick is definately Francis: the one that gets on everyones nerves and Ellis is obviously Loius: the optimist

[UshiromiyaReiji]

Zoey is a 10 000 times better character than Rochelle.There can't be a comparison.

Also, I wish there could be a team comprised of Nick, Coach, Francis and Ellis.

That would be awesome in my opinion.

I'M GONNA bEAT DAT TANK'S ASS!

[zukriuchen]

@xDMoney090 Ellis and Louis = Friendly guys, some kind of unexperienced but care for the group

Nick and Francis = Hate everything, extremely sarcastic

Bill and Coach = Experienced, are emotional but do not demonstrate it most of times

Rochelle and Zoey = uh.... women?

[MarkPheonix]

@zukriuchen

Well Rochelle hates things now Like francis's vest

[mafistofun]

@zukriuchen For sure. Still awesome though.

[lenabeamish87]

@xDMoney090 Don't insult Zoey like that LOL.

[mastersmasher2021]

'Carlton, don't shoot Will!"

[TheGreatDragon67]

Shoot that big motha! Keep pourin' it on!

[zulhardstylers]

love when he say,EXCUSE ME,EXCUSE ME?

[TrentYamasaka]

Coach knows everything else is a bitch ;)

[DualofChaos]

Coach is the only entertaining character in L4D2. The others are boring and dull.

[twistnturn44]

Ellis is good too :D

[sedyo100]

Dont forget Ellis.

[ravenwind137]

9:33

You can actually see him saying it in your mind's eye.

[SuicidialComputer]

LMAO 5 STAR x20

[riku45]

pow some bitches guna get sniped *High pitch voice*

[zooom33x]

Chocolate helicopters

[Themockingbird93]

hahhahaha i had bounch of laughs! :D

coach is the man and my favorite in l4d2

[andreas12494]

quite everybody... i hear a bitch!

[PotawatomiThunder]

hahahahaha

we got a witch, witch, i see that bitch, bitch

this isnt everything he says in the game though, there is more.

[suicidelraccoon]

Ellis? Ellis is that you!?

[hamtaro844]

This bitch is chasen me! xD

[xarealpersonx]

I hear a BITCH!

[TheGeckoNinja]

lol towards the end it sounded like coach was rappin about witches XD

[KC599]

Excuse me?  EXCUSE ME?!?

[Neo5941]

SeaNanners! :D

[Spikeshred]

Why should they?

[tigru31]

SHIT!

[bunyip2005]

Hey yall we're a team..... come get me!

[missingLink123]

god...i..think i just died and went to Lawl-land

[CapnDangerbeard]

I always wanted to play a zombie scenario as Barry White.

LETS GIDDIT AWN!

[ShikaJohnX]

EPIC SHIT

[zgcentrs]

Coach really wants to say F....uck

[iceberg2006]

i hear that fat woman yal hear that get ready to toss that bitch

[rumsers]

bananaman!!!!!!!

[AppleJuiceStudios]

i cant believe theres actually 10 solid minutes of coach quotes lol

[dasupasin]

Me either lol

[ALEXX2393]

everyday im hustlin

[CampbellofNZ]

Sea to the nanners

[NuKulaRGeAr]

Coach looks a lot like Cole from Gears of War, you know if Cole was seriously outta shape and bald

[xpostal1289x]

SeaNanners!!!!

[McChuckNorris]

wow, i've had enough of Coach for one night.

[cjohmama]

ba-baba-ba back LOLOLLOLL

[habb0]

seananners !!!

[iceberg2006]

booma bile

[TVFrag]

GRABBIN PWUK'

[JartsUU]

seananners

[knightkoala]

seananners

[AequitasVeritas18]

He looks like Uncle Phil in Fresh Prince.

[awkzful]

Seananners!

[Theummmmmmmm]

seananners