Conan the potty mouth bird

[marshonmellows]

FAKE?

Or

REAL?

[NovemberPark89]

someone's been watching a lot of batman movies.

[xzKinqzx]

I wonder what goes on in that house....

[JAEitler]

he ease-drops on too much domestic violence

[MAsterKakashi6]

0:15 "I have to work six hours. And if it sounds like I'll get fucked, you can take it for her while I get bored. That's a bird."

[Sk8ergurl1234CJ1]

Sounds like when my mom yells at my dad

[morbitcl0ver]

Conan for President 2013!!!

His speech says it all. lol

[morbitcl0ver]

That bird needs a job in public services.

[cancerman50]

I said hello to a parrot at a zoo. Apprantly the local teens go there a lot too. You know what happened, right?

[remsensor]

I was waiting for him at the end to be like "What the fuck are you looking at?"

[SalvationDorito]

I could use him for raging on xbox

[rmsolympic1]

He sounds like popeye.

[BluntRollerUnite420]

0:35 the death stare! xD

[garrett7171]

i taught mine to say FUS RO DAH

[granturismoman170]

@garrett7171 Arrow to the knee! *holds out leg and pecks at knee*

XP

[flameheads0998]

Is that the tourettes guys parrot?

[daemonsterr245]

awe a moluccan... I used to have an awesome moluccan named mica but some idiot set a church on fire and killed her

[MrTobyCure]

@0:26

The Bird's thinking. "Oh fuck....He heard me cussing."

[snadsrad]

lawrence tierney reincarnated? lets go to work.

[HiphoppityLaura]

sounds like my grandpa.

[Justforasses]

sounds like tourettes guy right?

[ToadsMGodes]

I would like him to sing for my death metal band.

[chase123devine]

Somebody was watching hunky and spunky.

[XtineW888]

hes looking like, wasnt me?! i didnt do it! chirp?

[badmonk3829]

when they have their feathers up at their beak they are raged or mad and really your not suppose to look them in the eye, mine was a female and always liked me and wouldnt matter if i did anything but if any females did it, my cockatoo would fly and want to attack

[Terrigm45]

It can hardly be understood and that's a good thing. Teaching your bird to swear is irresponsible and shows a lack of intelligence on your part. My guess is that you're bored with too much time on your hands and you need to find something to do.

[Tropicsca]

@Terrigm45 parrots cost ten grand. thats all i have to say.

[SavageShootsSweet]

@Terrigm45 ---party pooper.

[touchcoma]

@Terrigm45 go fuck ya self, hows that grab ya

[Xbalanque84]

Sounds like Tourette's Guy

[bloxxman978]

@Xbalanque84 yes yes it does

[bowlingplyr]

LOL, sounds like an Angry Drunken Pirate!

[xplinux22]

Let's play Angry Birds! XD

[gottaluvbirds]

@xBUCKxSHOTx lol you need to repeat words for a bird to mimic, it couldnt of picked it up from household fights. alot of people dont approve of swearing birds, but i thinks its hilarious :)

[majesty99ful]

a birdat a pet store called me stupid when i was admiring a budgie.

[1pokiesue]

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[SarahRabbit1]

Y'know, just because the bird is cursing, doesn't mean his owners do it a lot. Maybe he hears in on the TV.

[MrHoggyWood]

bullshit this def comes from fighting in the the house

[cladams91]

@MrHoggyWood its my boyfriends bird. we watched her for 2 weeks while they went on vacation. it swears because she talks like crazy when my boyfriend's (very grumpy) dad is watching tv and he calls her a fucking asshole. and you can hear her say "Austin get over here" from when he was younger and his mom would call him over. She's 22 years old, she hasnt learned any new words for at least 10 years their isnt a lot of fighting in the house at all. even if there was, every family fights sometimes

[ZXCreations]

sounds like death metal vocals

[TheMoldySmores]

Almost kinda sounds like my grandpa...

[KillerCupcakes144]

lol I want to hear a bird say "N' WHUT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT BIIIITCH!" like that fatass that got angry over chicken at McDonalds.

[sesshomarublood]

@xBUCKxSHOTx It could have been friends, the radio or even tv.

[TheCoachAiree]

Tourettes bird

[JilliBelle]

@xBUCKxSHOTx Cursing does not always mean someone is angry. It also doesn't necessarily mean they're fighting in the house - they're just words. Grow up.

[grettagrids]

parrots only copy and imitate what they hear... don't blame the bird.

[RavenJanette]

The guy that posted the comment below mine is overly sensitive.

[Liuhuayue]

It's like Nigel the evil bird from Rio, only 10x fouler.

[CaptainCrunchOwns]

This bird gives valuable insight into the sad life of its owner.

[fairytinkprincess16]

i can barely understand what he is saying? what is he saying?

[puddleoftim]

0:26 -- Oh, they have a camera....guess I'll be quiet and behave now "_"

[iLLUMiNATiONRECORDz]

Yeah..was he raised by a bum eating his own shit for dinner every night?

[SaucyLikeTabasco]

This bird sounds like a crazy son of a bitch.

[AoRyuKojo]

we had a bird like this and she didn't really talk, she made the happy noise they all seem to make and then little squawks and stuff. So this is really surprising to me lol

[legolas9007]

imagine this thing just goes on a shit talking spree in the middle of the night. that shit is fucking scary.

[Duvalc003]

the bird must have witnessed a domestic violence aha



[burchified]

Sounds like the Christian Bale Batman.

[Kristoph109]

ROFLMAO @ caveoftowlovers comment

[aliens300c]

Please teach this bird to say "FUCK SALT!"

[ChangeTheChannelSong]

0:20 Imagine hearing that voice waking you up in the middle of the night? I'd shit bricks!!

[67tr876]

He side nigger HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[ItsCalledHonesty]

he sounds like a cranky old man XD

[jmoore9able]

Too fucking cute. 

[arayofsunshine92]

lmfao I think this bird has been to my house! lol

[AvenueD417]

sounds like the homeless dude i saw in the train the other day.

[mmnissanzroadster9]

@AvenueD417 you mean all of the 184 people saw him too?

[AvenueD417]

@AvenueD417 wow, i guess that homeless dude is popular,lol

[luKEiZXBL]

Exorcism anybody?

[NigarT]

0:22 "That guy Bob, that guy wasn't worth a shit by the way"

[TheSubscribingNinja5]

@NigarT poor Bob lol

[dragonbrawler22]

Cockatoos dont speak clearly.. so you cant really tell what they are saying..

[Instinctive82]

Hah. Reminds of the Tourettes guy.

[koolaidman148]

hey is that batman bird?

[TutorialzXD]

Rio Villain?

[Sharalynn18]

His owners has a fowl mouth since they imitate what's around them. LOL

[carlover691]

sounds like some one had too many drinks tonight

[247Dogsrock]

OMFG is that him talking God He is loud!!!!

[TheVinjoscott]

sounds like a pissed off pueto-rican

[sicivick1]

i want my birds to talk,buttttttt that shit would scare the hell outta me at night

[NicKtheGreeK1100]

conan the barbarian!!!!!

[Jonnyluigi252525]

Isnt that bird from RIO? wuts his name i think angelo i think cant remember

[119980335]

@Jonnyluigi252525 its nigel

[youngbrolly6]

sounds like a old man that just got baseball hit in his yard

[SenorDude100]

sounds like my grandfather

[jimjimstudios]

sounds like my pissed of step-dad

[xXSHADOW28Xx]

reminds me of my grandpa or hank hils dad from the king of the hill lol

[WigaWigaWoo]

at 32 sec i wish he would have turned and said what the fuck you lookin at hahaha :)

[rastachucker]

Oh my god this is fucking dubbed this is not real

[the4bros1]

WTF IS THIS REAL?

[supahfly55]

Will it blend that is the question...and did he say nigger?

[79nicholeyoung]

This is not funny. I find it sad. Parrots are like children, they will repeat anything that is said w/emphasis. People need to be responsible bird owners and teach them to say words that are appropriate!

[CyberSpectrumND]

@79nicholeyoung

Oh please shut the fuck up hippie

[cladams91]

@79nicholeyoung why so you can take them to dinner parties? who cares if they swear, there are no children in the house (its my boyfriends bird)

[konner690]

Tourettes Guy Cockatoo!

[FinestFilipinoX]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAAA

[JDAY31602]

Check out my cussing African Grey Symon.. He's funny awesome !.!! Type in JDAY31602

[Wiid00d1994]

hey i have a mollucan cockatoo and i cant get him to talk at all... all he says is hello. how did you get him to do this? cockatoos arent parrots.

[finchparade]

did he say nigger? xD

[rofledanny]

@finchparade I heard him say that too LMAO!! 0:14 - 0:18 :)

[finchparade]

@rofledanny haha someone should put captions on this video

[rofledanny]

@finchparade i knoe riight?! i have an african grey i wanna teach him some cusses :)

[ebonifragaria]

I want to start a screamo band with a cockatoo as the lead singer...

[cladams91]

she is a muluckin cockatoo. Its my bfs bird. She says "Austin get over here!" my bf's name is austin and she learned this cause his mom called him all the time. And she learned "you f***'in asshole" because she mumbles and screeches when youre watching tv so his dad would scream that at her to get her to shut up. No abuse in the house so dont just assume things. shes 20, i have another video of her in my uploads. (my parents uploaded this one, we have better ones)

[prinsses9742]

was that the bird making all that racket?

[whatadoe]

I hang out at my friends all the time, and his parrots cuss in spanish so much hahaha

[Earlmyhamster]

SOUNDS LIKE MY PISSED OFF GRANDMA

[wutupman1]

Anyone know what kind of parrot that is?

[Thurbane316]

@wutupman1 Definitely some kind of cockatoo..maybe a Salmon Crested, Major Mitchell or Galah?

[VirtualInsanity]

@Thurbane316 Salmon Crested. 

[oakaveli]

reminds me of john mccain

[Backwoodsmachinist]

@oakaveli Maybe if it said "uh" and paused every other second to look at a TelePrompTer it would look like obama

[oakaveli]

@Backwoodsmachinist YAWN.....

[AppleLapple]

clint eastwood?

[SilverAukahzy]

This bird looks like it would have a sweet little voice and it sound like a very very angry man XD

[wicketts16]

I love how the guy chuckles, and the bird looks at him like "what the fuck you laughing at?"

[shawne1994hill16]

not right saying nigger polly owner wants a cracker cracker

[WARRIORofHARDCORE]

Sounds like the tourettes guy

[LuvYaNick98]

@WARRIORofHARDCORE Thats not what people with tourettes sound like thanks very much..

[SourpeachProductions]

@LuvYaNick98 dude, thats not what he's talking about, the "tourrettes guy" is a internet show.

[LuvYaNick98]

@ouellette666 The warrior of hardcore...? What the hell?

[ProffesaJ]

Calm Down Old Man!!!!

[kolokoyz13]

dang! what a woord

[cladams91]

yeah, this is actually my boyfriends bird. his father has quite the mouth

[bloempje2305]

well chosen name for the bird :D

[SeaHorseGypsy]

i think parrots are completely insane

[drunkensnowleopard]

This is hilarious! Put some subtitles, I'd love to hear what he's saying!

[r3c3]

whats he saying??

[ViperRob42]

HOLY SHIT that's crazy lol

[icryblackatnight]

LOL sounds like he said nigger at 0:19

[Sparklespmm]

GET OFF MY LAWN YOU LITTLE BASTARDS!

[8ballsix27]

lol he stares at the camera, like. bitch, stop laughing.

[BabyIsmellL0ve1on1]

hahahaaaa!! xD

[Serkant75]

its just a mirror of its owner

[sk1ttlez98duh]

this bird has whitnessed domestic violence

[hbicofthenyc]

how much is a bird like that?

[jamwaters]

WILD! Super-natural-istic ... as if channelling the chant of a moonshiner, circa 1931, with an awful moment or event imprinted on the cosmic radio, picked up by this wave in the bird, with sentience.

'fuckin' this birdbath ... what are you doin' here? fuckin' A ...

[murcuryvapor]

If Jimmy Stewart was a bird...

[Renouzoukken]

Subtitles please.

[CaveofTwoLovers]

i heard "woah watch-a-this, fucker. OH, WOAH, ill fucker with you up, ok? woah thank you very mu-WOAH get over here, fuck you what are you doing over here? oh woah you're so doing god derafrger, then i had to work in the shower, i dont give a fuck because they're going for a wog off for a worker, plus the burger shoe, that kind uuhhh, the guy wipe burger shit for a living" < up to 0:29

JUST WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN SAYING TO THIS BIRD!? lol

[havoc89]

@CaveofTwoLovers

LMFAO, no shit.....

[willow7233]

@CaveofTwoLovers LMAO..I know right!

[kaytlyncoplen]

@CaveofTwoLovers Prob someone playing Call of duty in that houe LMFAO bc i hear thata all the time

[BirdieMaster1]

he sounds like a Fowl-Mouthed Old Man o)_(o

[Ardenwolfe]

LMAO - Love it!

[hoppytad1]

OMFG LOL! my mom works for a rescue for birds and we have 2 birds like that that live at my house (we have more birds at our house im just pointing these ones out) and they talk but non of them use fowl language! Only one time and it aas a diffrent bird cause my sister said "HOLLY SHIT"! and so did the bird but we all laughed

[rmsolympic1]

He sounds like the Epic Beardman

[rmsolympic1]

Funny idea: use the bird for prank phone calls. With that voice, he would be a riot.

[tamra1975]

Thats funny yours does sound like a pissed off old geezer. My parrot watches Sanford and Son with us a lot and just today for the firs time said "shut up dummy!' i about fell outta my seat rofl

[rmsolympic1]

@tamra1975 You must make a video; that sounds tooo funny

[katy90]

what is he saying?

[Northernsharpshooter]

lol i read a news article that some guys house got broken into and the robbers got scared off by his bird swearing threatening the robbers...lol either he trained him well or swears allot himself but i guess they caught the two guys like down the street funny story...nice bird he seems very well mannered.

[lilqueenish]

such a pretty bird

[MultiHotboy2009]

That bird got devil eyes!

[blowingupasians]

this thing sounds like the terrettes guy

[eastsideboy999]

haha sounds like an old lady after smoking a hundred marlboros

[Brinah]

@eastsideboy999 LMAO!!!

[IthrowdownI]

sounds like a pissed off, old geezer.

[MistyOjaiGirl]

@IthrowdownI looks like one too!

[MaxDamageProductions]

@IthrowdownI GET OFF MY LAWN!

[Denjin384]

@IthrowdownI hahaha I know right lmao

[Coldmystery]

@IthrowdownI I wanna hear him say "GET OFF MY LAWN"

[247Dogsrock]

@IthrowdownI Bahahaha