The Engineer Update in a Nutshell

[20sentryfox]

sir , i don't give a shit

[DeathNoteNear38]

Everydick is good :3

[Bhorius]

@Megaluigi93 Also not true. The Short circuit can make Engineer almost invincible when used properly, and Widowmaker is extremely good for accumulating metal (30 spent on a shot vs 60 on a meatshot)

[Megaluigi93]

@Bhorius Old comment is old, please check the posting date before replying to comments of alternate timezones

[Minecraftplayer002]

@PenguinsRocksVideos Cake *press 2* Is good!

[robloxguy23]

EVERYDINK, IS GOOD!

[armagedoc66]

Every Dick is guuud

[bmar896]

ERRY DICK IS GUUUUUUD

[Hitman41165]

@bmar896 GAY PENIS is talking

[speedyeggbert2009]

I didnt like it

[pirox1234]

everydick is gud!

[RobinOlsen2011]

@pirox1234 Nope.avi

[GentleDementia]

EVERYTHING WAS BEAUTIFUL AND NOTHING HURT

[ImBehindYouNow]

Okay, everyone responding to my comment, that was 3 MONTHS AGO. Get over it



[google541]

EVERY DICK IS GOOD

[Taz123tz]

heavy like dick

[asteroidrules]

Agreed, this was maybe the one update valve got right.

[DSnoipah]

No every thing is not good. No more sandvich parties or spycrab parades. No nothing is good

[GuysWithSungasses]

EVERY DICK IZ GOOD (in memory of chris)

[FluffyJay1]

EVERY DICK IS GOOD!

except for Justin Bieber's.

[Stellerman7]

and the engineer never got anything else again; the end

[Megaluigi93]

@Stellerman7 not true, he got weapons that eat his metal.. thus making the engineer almost useless

[ode4951]

@Megaluigi93 those weapons are for engys that build in one place and maintain that spot they can clear stickies destroy rockets and not having to worry about reloading whilst firing at that spy disguised as a pyro sapping your shit before taking the sappers off

[MrBarrelroll42]

@Megaluigi93 The Widowmaker rewards players who can actually aim by giving their metal back. It's almost an upgrade to the shotgun if you know how to use it correctly.

[Megaluigi93]

@MrBarrelroll42 that was before the Buff, now it is a good combat engineer weapon

[2Dtube1]

@Megaluigi93 Until the Pompson came in on Christmas 2011.

[Megaluigi93]

@2Dtube1 >comment 4 months ago

>post response about newest items

>derp

[Woobooboo123]

@Megaluigi93 Actually, the Widowmaker returns the damage done as metal, therefore if used with accuracy, you could have infinite ammo.

[TheLolmaster117]

@Stellerman7 Ahem.... he did... but no new buildings >:[

[danelo13]

@Stellerman7 sorry but valve readed you and gave engy a new kit...

[B46Delta]

@Stellerman7 Windowmaker. It was originally called Widowmaker, but it was useless and got a new job making windows.

Short Circuit. One of the one good weapons Engie got.

Meanwhile, Sniper gets a badass sniper rifle that penetrates infinitely and does more damage, and Heavy got a robot arm that's actually just a Misc.

[Stellerman7]

@B46Delta Update to the beta recently; in it the widowmaker uses less metal to shoot; not sure if that increases use but its something.

[codemaster667]

@Stellerman7 Why do they even make it use metal in the first place? That's the one thing you need as an engineer, and fire 3x and your metal is gone.

[HankandOliver1]

@Stellerman7 Well, at least nothing good...

[plotbelly5]

@Stellerman7 oh sept the widowmaker, short circut, and a few hats and misc items.

[Stellerman7]

@plotbelly5 note that my comment came in July; BEFORE the .Deus Ex promos.

[kiwininja100]

@Stellerman7 widow maker,short circut

[Stellerman7]

@kiwininja100 seriously? that comment was made before the deus ex promo. You're like the third person now to make the opposite assumption.

[kiwininja100]

@Stellerman7 didnt know that ^_^ i dont keep track of when games are released

[ReneeJoel]

@Stellerman7 Until one fine day when the Christmas Update came out... why am I replying to such an old comment?

[Stellerman7]

@ReneeJoel Boredom, happens to the best of us. And I agree, the weapons the engie received for Christmas are quite decent.

[LordPayne]

@Stellerman7 Ha, ha, ha! I'd love to see the look on your face when this new update came out...

[Denthedragon]

@Stellerman7 ..or did he?

[irocknrollDooM]

EVERY DEEK IZ GOOD!

[Rachman1337]

Engie is never hated.

Cept by scrubs.

[Hitman41165]

change title to:

SEXUAL UPDATE IN A NUTSHELL(or dick update in a nutshell,or girls in tf2 update in a nutshell,etc)

[SuperAwesomeTiago]

Women in a nutshell.

EVERY DICK IS GOOD

[paulerate]

@SuperAwesomeTiago Correction: DICK IS UGLY

[bloodyvideo123]

oh ok then... can you make spy vs sniper in nut shell :D

[kenlaboss]

every think is good

[Beriorn]

And then he also got the Jag, and we never got anything else to this very date.

[booyah344]

@Beriorn OR DID WE!!!!

[Alex97000111]

great the two top ranked comments are the same...AGAIN

[superyoshi88]

olololololollololololololol he said "every dick is good" lololololo

[TheFlyingStar11]

You must be one disturbed person to think this says "Every d*** is good"

[societyoftrolls]

PLZ MAKE ENGINEER UPDATE IN A NUTSHELL

[DalekHunter1994]

Almost a year later, ONE NEW ENGINEER WEAPON.

EVERYTHINK IS BAAAD

[Gaz6231]

@DalekHunter1994

Ever wonder why that is? Maybe he doesn't NEED any new weapons. Maybe the game is fine the way it is.

[HeavyWeaponsBaby]

@Gaz6231 The game did not needed ANY weapons in first place.

Just sayin i like weps but we did not needed them we could live without them...And what about soldier? Does he needs any items? He has like 18 items.

[Gaz6231]

@HeavyWeaponsBaby

The game doesn't need ANY weapons? So what, we'd just taunt each other until we died of old age?

[HeavyWeaponsBaby]

@Gaz6231 Silly me, i did not explained that part way to well.

Yes this games needs weapons. But i though that we did not needed unlocks or drop system in the first place.

I think we would all survive tf2 with stock items only..i like unlocks but i am just saying that they were not needed valve just added them beacuse they are awesome.

[Gaz6231]

@HeavyWeaponsBaby

So don't use them. It's that simple. Got to sv_pure servers, stick to stock weapons.

You wouldn't read a book you knew you'd hate just so you could complain about how it should never have been written, why do the same with your games?

[HeavyWeaponsBaby]

@Gaz6231 Read my comment again:

..i like unlocks but I LIKE UNLOCKS

all what i just said that we did not needed them..and i said that i LIKE to use them. I just said this game could exist without them

[LostIndividuality]

I couldn't agree more my friend.

[supern00b25]

@ImBehindYouNow They aren't

[TheAirflame]

@ImBehindYouNow Thanks to you it not that yay ... not really

[ImBehindYouNow]

@TheAirflame

Sorry, it was a bad day when I wrote that. I'm not really a YouTube thumb whore, honest :/

[RebirthWoWGuild]

@ImBehindYouNow Shut the FUCK UP

[TheRetroZombie]

@ImBehindYouNow they're not.... faggot.

[ImBehindYouNow]

@TheRetroZombie

Cause responding to a 3-month old comment is totally relevant

[TheRetroZombie]

@ImBehindYouNow Now or not you're still a faggot when you jump on the retarded comment band wagon of thumb whoring.

[thobby120]

@ImBehindYouNow No they arent.

[Roxervids]

@ImBehindYouNow No they are not but your a fucking arse who likes to get thumbs up their youtube account's

asshole.

[ImBehindYouNow]

@Roxervids

IT WAS 3 FUCKING MONTHS AGO WHEN I POSTED THAT, GOD DAMN CHECK THE DATES.

[Roxervids]

@ImBehindYouNow I know I am mad because this is a fucking overused comment that annoys the living shit out of me because people are so desperate that they post stuff like this and it drowns out all the creative comments. You knew it would get thumbs up. You wanted it to.

[ImBehindYouNow]

@Roxervids

Okay, I did, it was when I was a little noobtuber. Now I never do that, and honestly, they were, it was annoying, and why the hell is my comment still getting thumbs? Oo

[shashoni109]

@ImBehindYouNow Not anymore!

[RobinOlsen2011]

I hear "Ever dick is good"

[Chrisolboy2424]

cqn you make this

[timerider4]

Except I can't switch wrenches without blowing up everything.

>:(

[Knux95]

FUCK YOU EVERYONE! It's "Everything is good", not "Every dick is good"!!

[kenlaboss]

@Knux95 eh let them do what they want you cant stop them, even if you try :/ i dont know why they think he says every dic,k is good but he probably dont got a own ;)

[xcloudx01]

every dick is good?

[Ocelot60]

I feel happy because I suggested this on his channel all those months ago.

[Heu3BecTHo]

make it

i dare you

[dinoman96]

except for the fact that the wrangler is overpowered like hell.

[sttate]

@dinoman96 Not really, it makes the sentry powerful yes, but it also makes the engineer vulnerable and the sentry less accurate.

[dinoman96]

@sttate Is that why it's banned in tourneys...

[sttate]

@dinoman96 As fas as I know pretty much all (if not all) non-vanilla weapons are banned in tourneys.

[GuysWithSungasses]

@ChrisAlvey22 are you sure?

[ChrisAlvey22]

@GuysWithSungasses yessir

[GuysWithSungasses]

@ChrisAlvey22 i am dissapoint

[GuysWithSungasses]

@ChrisAlvey22 :nooo:

[Hitman41165]

@ChrisAlvey22 so the engi update was gay? xD

[GWIvid]

@ChrisAlvey22 if you're a whore

[lordbryanz]

i liked 0:04

[Trogdorbad]

Sandvich cooldown without full health was gay. And still is. NO MORE RANDOM UNDISTURBED HOOVY PICNICS

[CombineHgrunt]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo-

The Wrangler!

[FollowMyDamnedLaws]

Frontier Justice fucking kicks ass!

[illegalwaffles]

@FollowMyDamnedLaws if you have good aim, unlike myself

[xandstuff12]

I'm afraid that I am still going to need a dispenser here.

[CSmania1991]

EveryDICK ! Is gooood....

[evilmamaluigi]

i SUPPORT THIS

[penguinboy666]

Sigh...people bitch about "oh this isn't good to subber's..."

Fucking A people, Subscribing means you are watching them, you recieve info on when they upload a new video or make a bulletin, THATS ALL! it don't force the subscribed user to make a goddamn video to please YO sorry ass...

[coolgamer1677]

Golden Wrench. Loss of Heavy picnics.

[KingGekko]

I think a US Congressman describes this video...

"YOU LIE!"

[JahlterBS]

Jesus guys let him make what he well dam pleases >_>

[SuperGeneralD]

Son, I am dissapoint!

[Zant5976]

I remember the day the update came out, me and a bunch of other engies rushed the red base on ctf_2fortnight

and fucking raped with a bunch of sentries.

[george77772moons]

Basically, a bald texan with a hardhat, overalls, and a tiny dick who makes up for it with ridiculously overpowered guns...

[x3971]

every dick is good

[Kurjak93]

No effort again.

[privatejfx1412]

CloverNoodle is not credit to team =(

[LOLBling1907]

golden wrench?

[maggosh]

47 people were killed by the Gunslinger.

[realgiggetycartman]

@ZzVinniezZ every dick is good except for Cartman's and Jbieber's

[DalekHunter1994]

We got the Gunslinger out of this update. So that means we got the Enginator out of this update. EVERYTHING IS GOOD.

[ColBarnaby]

chibi sentry needs buff :(

[RichterOverride]

@ColBarnaby no it doesnt its fine if you know how to use it which you must not

[Gothicfun104]

Everydick? 

[Mewizkuit]

"every DICK is good"

:3c

[MrLaurencetureaud]

meh, i don't find the frontier justice to be that useful.

[pckables]

The things i hate about the update:

1.Some engineers don't seem to know when mini-sentries are actually HELPFUL

2.I hate when people say what they hate about the update

[MoonWerewolf]

@pckables I love the mini-sentry :D a quick little sentry i can put up in some second ^^

[themadmoose245]

that picture makes me smile :D

[Avakadoman1995]

@themadmoose245 heres something to keep you from smiling. I got hacked so i lost all of my TF2 stuff including my update and polycon things. there

[themadmoose245]

@Avakadoman1995 well if you got hacked from a phishing scam i have to laugh, and that would make me smile more:D

[Avakadoman1995]

@themadmoose245 let's turn that smile upside down shall we? now my account got disabled by steam for god knows what reason!

[themadmoose245]

@Avakadoman1995 ok, I don't know you, s why should I care

[Avakadoman1995]

@themadmoose245 no one ever cares :(

[NiKo55BeLiC]

Every DICK is Good!

[GreenGiantShit]

Bad graphics is bad.

[backstabber97]

LOL ! I just realised that its CloverNoodle and not clevernoodle.... :OOOO

[PenisCupcake]

Fuck this, I'd rather have the robot.

[Grug16]

Tribalman's shiv is OP. Thought Southern Hospitality was too, until I realized the lack of crits meant the nearby dispenser could be used to heal bleed damage.

[g0t3nks]

@Grug16

Not really since they nerfed the bleed duration from 8 seconds to 5. Now it only does about as much as a regular kukri hit so there's no reason to use it anymore.

[mademan912]

Southern Hospitality is awesome! The wrangler's good but switching to it on accident during a firefight can be a bitch! >_< The Frontier Justice is ok because there are so many where I wish I had it cause my sentry gets a ton of kills but other times where it doesn't!

[Spironic]

actually the gunslinger is pretty shitty. the wrangler is badass though. doubled firing rate, no range limit, damage resistance, and the ability to edge people who are edging using sentry rockets. It's an engie's dream.

Frontier justice is so-so. depends on whether your sentry is somewhere it'll get kills or not.

[lol11011]

I hate the engie update!

like if having to fight 6 overpowered auto-aim campers per game wasnt already hard enough

[ChaosCntrl]

How did you get the model of an Engineer with a Gunsliger?

[ZombieFighter95]

i hate the mini sentry (cant use it), the frontier justice (i need my 6 bullets and random crits) and i will probably never use the wrangler.

[ZombieFighter95]

but the packing and the southern hospitality are good

[UshiromiyaReiji]

Nope.avi

[ScatmanKirby]

Missin' dat L3 minisentry

[atatyrknumber1]

The engineer whould need another Dispencer..... Like 50% to bake a cupcake or something... That whould be cool. o3o

[zombiefreak1300]

no....



[eragonian93]

LOL

[tfhkyoshi]

...I am disappoint.

[nintendude8]

gunslionger minisentryspam goddamn fucking crits of the frontier bleed effect on the wrench and wranglercampers

srlsly guys

[kirbyfangamer]

why do you blame the sandvich update on the engineer? engineer has nothing to do with the sandvich update

[MrYourtoaster]

haha good joke now wheres the real one

[luigifan07]

I don't like the shotgun (i forgot the name)

[redmetal48]

@luigifan07 Frontier Justice

[luigifan07]

@redmetal48 thanks,but i hate it

[MarcelGERMAN]

Wait a second... I think I saw that before o_o

[xXBlackXBulleTXx]

EVERY DICK IS GOOD

[monster12389]

@steamgamesfan yes i know.but i dont like gunslinger! it sucks ASS!

[BlueRushMan]

.....EXCEPT THE SANDVICH COOLDOWN.

[TheLemonGrenade]

I miss the mini lvl 3 sentry glitch ):

It was such a cute little thing

[redmetal48]

Frontier Justice...miniature sentry....robot arm...everyDING EEZ GOOD!! :D

[NuraHawk]

EVERYTHING IS BADDD!! VERY Everry BADS>)EW> JFAK _#++(

[whonow09]

All but the overpowered wrench, it ess gewd.

[cluckeythe3]

EveryDICK is good... except for toenninga's....