ABC News: Virgin Mary Seen in Bird Poop

[LaTripper]

okay, Im religious, I believe in miracles, I believe in signs but really? thats just poop guys......

[Bananaishness]

I saw William Shatner in my toilet this morning.

[ChrisAlexanderVEGAS]

religion is just as addicting as meth, and it makes people retarded too

[2eelShmeal]

The Vigin Mary of Gudala POOP-AY

[iphone4flix]

Well there it is !!! proof that people are IDIOTS !!!

[XanderMooney]

just looks like bird shit to me

[MrBomber123456]

@XanderMooney yep!

[FatalKrouzer]

I also stepped on a piece of dog shit it formed a shape of a turtle.

[sarahhabs10]

You guys are all going to hell! I hope that all your loved ones die and go to heaven and when you die I hope you go to hell! I hope you are tortured by the devil himself! Everyday I hope you share with someone something you believe in and I hope everyday the person says you are such a fucking idiot why you believe that or you are a moron!

[MaIefic]

@sarahhabs10 Wow that makes a lot of sense.

[moonstar7]

@sarahhabs10 Wow, what a dumb ass.

[Jcuel2]

@sarahhabs10 Wow! Even the character who pierced the Christ's side with a spear at the cruci-fiction went on the become a bona fide saint. How Christian of your attitude there, Sarah!!!! Jesus would be so proud he'd crap out a lil virgin mary poo and drop it on your head!

[moonstar7]

Europeans really screwed up those Mexicans..

[MaIefic]

@moonstar7 Don't pretend that it's just Mexicans. I can't count the number of times a white hillbilly found "Jesus" in their toast, tree, etc. Religion makes people act retarded.

[moonstar7]

@MaIefic You are TOTALLY correct! They screwed up African Americans as well. Not quite the same, but screwed up.

[moonstar7]

@MaIefic Yes, you are right! Religion does make people act retarded.

[missythehippie]

of course they are all mexican.

[TheyCallMeTaters]

oh look the virgin mary was actually a bird and when she was god raped she laid an egg of jesus even though birds dont have sex

[darkwhitty]

It looks like a vagina

[jjdecani]

Religion is full of shit. Now shit is full of religion, too.

[henriksultan]

wow...thats amazing! this proves it all...

wtf is wrong with ppl... I die a little inside when shit like this happens

[Ph7uX]

Fucking retards.

[pambuk]

This is sad, what next? Jizz shaped like Jesus in a porn movie?

[halloweenartist40]

*SCREAMS* PAREIDOLIA...rips out hair...

[yourjunk420]

Haha... It's "Holy Shit". Now I have visual for every time I hear that.

[decoren45]

Welcome to the world of religion, a bunch of people unified to believe a literal crock of shit.

[2007GoingOn1984]

"Wash me"

[paganklh1]

morons!

[IWantToBelieve2887]

Aaaaaaahhhhhhh, the STUPID! It burns!

[sthebg20]

Door watermarks, grilled-cheese, vines on a telephone pole...

And now....bird shit.....FUCKING BIRD SHIT!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE??!?!?!! IT'S BIRD SHIT!!!! THERE'S NOTHING THERE!!!!! EVEN IF I CAN MANIPULATE MY EYES TO SEE SOMETHING, THERE IS NOTHING THERE!!!!! AAAAAAAAAARGH!! I NEED TO PUNCH SOMEONE NOW FOR THIS ASININE, RETARDED, INSANE, ABSURD....I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO CALL THIS!!!

Excuse me, I need to go pick up what's left of my head after it exploded.

[mavs2147]

Holy shit! no really, it's holy shit. What the hell's wrong with this world? I wanna punch that woman and the people who reported on it.

[orignalgangstarknakd]

looks like a load of shit to me

[nanioushka]

it's like, for example, a woman, who is mourning on the grave of her deceased husband, when suddenly, she sees a mushroom on the grave and screams "OMG, IT'S A SIGN!"

[EdgeRatedR007]

its probably the first time in news history that shit was so zoomed in and focused. seriously people GET A LIFE and wash that fucking truck you moron

[versus03]

ignorantsssss

[WalterSolano]

God told me. Kiss the poo and the world will be safe of the hand of hell.

[sarangapa]

gingos pendejos... ojala los metan a una licuadora y los hagan mierda

[Lancini]

Aparecio como lo que es!!! Que bien :D

[MARIAENMIDIARREA]

Que linda la madre de Dios, no importa si es en mierda!!! (sarcasm)

[MsGoodgravy]

I am wondering if the owners will now auction their truck on EBAY!

[MsGoodgravy]

I would like for the Roman Catholic Church to produce for me an ACTUAL picture of the Virgin Mary!!! When will you people ever wake up and realize how ridiculous it is to be chasing after these apparitions and likenesses of people you have not even seen before!! Will people ever stop being deceived by the RCC CULT???

[ffhk1]

catholicism is a cult.. idoltry is one of the 10 commandments people...

this is why catholics 4 centuries ago would kill people for owning a bible and the only bibles were in latin so the commonfolk couldn't read them...

[MsGoodgravy]

@ffhk1

I agree with you completely..This cult will run after any ICON or IDOL related to their twisted beliefs....Besides how in heaven's name does anyone even know what the Virgin Mary even looks like?? This is ridiculous!!!! RCC's seem to be the most gullible people around when it comes to this foolishness!!

[princessmeow123]

dude....this is what Catholicism does to people....

the most ridiculous things become sacred

[kk207]

come on, this must be one of the punked show, i mean.. COME ON!

[NecroidZero]

Hahaha!

The religious people is so stupid...

[popeymike]

Its the image of bird shit- end of!

[standoucheman]

this is the feces that is created when shame eats too much stupid!

[titanbamf80]

1. its a bird shit

2. that doesn't even look like the virgin mary

3. im not being racist but mexicans try to look for hope in anything, such as bird shit

[HansLowell]

this is stupid, that image can look everything with human imagination, They say this image is Virgin Mary because they are thinking about it.

Right now I'm thinking of a knife oh.. wtf I see a knife!

[Foolfarm]

That's an artist's interpretation of the Virgin Mary.

[resistanceunion]

She was like HOLY SHIT. dumb bitch

[toddrow777]

Please don't confuse Catholicism with Christianity!

[SaltnVinegarPringles]

@toddrow777 Christiantiy IS Catholicism. Protestants are Protesting christians.

If you follow the niscean creed, you'r a Catholic. It means universal

[tavadon777]

That is not correct

[SaltnVinegarPringles]

That is correct. What is protestant?

Protesting Catholic. They came out of the mother harlot "protesting" yet maintained the same festivals, day of worship and structure.

Trying to say that catholocism and protestantism are different religions are just crazy. Check your facts before posting incorrect view points

[tavadon777]

Apologies, I meant to reply to the guy you replied to. Though I disagree with you about the nicaen creed... i agree that catholics are christians.

[toddtyoung]

I gotta start checking my poo more closely. Who knows what I might see. Perhaps the Al Sharpton?

[thedesertfox91]

Have the human race become dumber?

In the stone age, people would see the big glowing sun and see how it brought an end to the dark nights and giving life to the crops, and then worship it. Now we have people worshiping bird shit on cars. Makes you think...

[m8s4lif]

Why do people think it looks like Mary? No one even knows what she looked like. My goodness, it might have looked like Martha or Betsy, or maybe any one of Billions of other ladies. Why is it that every time someone sees something that looks like a person, they figure that it either looks like Jesus or Mary?

[Zecastronomo]

wawawawawawawawa...

ROFLOL

[sailingsolar]

Wow! Look at that, bird shit that's bull shit.

[olesto]

most stupid people/retards are religious

[dannyb21892]

just one more reason religion is shit

[TheForeskinrunner777]

ROFLMAOCTD

(Rolling on Floor Laughing My Ass Off Choking to Death)

[schplug]

Just the idea that this is a real news story makes my brain hurt. What is wrong with you people? Are you serious? You can see a religious icon in a pile of shit? Last time I saw something like that I was watching Dogma. You need to get a grip...on reality...somehow. Perhaps the limited functionality of the cheese encased within your hapless pate precludes any possible occurrence of this. I think that may be what hurts the most.

[zero0hero1]

verigne my ass dont fuck whn ur drunk and remember use condom if not maby ur childe name will be jesus and blame it some thing that dont exsiste !!!

[xretrox91]

Firefox has spell check... look into it.

[seox999]

Is well know that virgin mary is a crap, I don't know why people are so excited.

[kryyf]

haha religion is awsome!

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[JourneymanObfuscator]

If you squint just right, the picture of Mary looks a lot like bird poop. Man thats kinda freaky.

::chills::

[NatasRin]

YESH BIRD SHIT MARY

[qtzlctl2012]

any more concrete proof that religion is full of shit?

[IstvanNagy]

The funniest thing is, the natural parody for this whole "picture of mary/jesus found in blah blah toast or whatever" would be taking it to the next level of something even more trivial and stupid - ie. SHIT. If I was to do a parody of this, I would do it so a religious idiot saw the virgin mary in a piece of fucking shit. Looks like they bet us to it!

[hostilel7]

Looks like Smurfette's snatch.

[ryanb9]

looks more like Zeus to me

[platothelapdog]

all praise Allah the divine Christ god Buddha Krishna bird doo! It is true that Shiva blessed the bird 1000 times whilst Cthulhu layed his mighty tentacles on the birds ass before flight. Hail Zeus!

[DaGipsyKing]

Why is it always da mexicans, damn it?!!

[FightEEEE]

HAHAHA retards!

[LunchAnderson]

Jayzuz! It's ya ma in a pile o' birdshiet!

[Talhajus]

Some amazing Idolatry out there. People must feel so helpless and unable to cope with reality if they are receiving 'chills' from some Rorschach Test as a sign from God. desperation oozes from the interviewees.

[aegisgfx]

why do these idiots always see 2 dimensional gods? Hell I was eating spaghetti and meatballs last night and my god appeared to me in 3 dimensions every time I lifted the fork!

Beat that jebus!

[EggmanRobotnik]

LOL, WIN :D

[lolsorken]

"you know? you know?"

no i dont know

[daver360]

This is a joke, right? I refuse to believe people exist that are actually that fucking stupid.

[WS141]

Sorry to tell you but this is probably true.

[alpharaptor1]

holy shit

[broadsta]

LMAO. Fuck people are dumb.

[pchazard]

Really ?!? I wonder how The Onion didn't think about this first...

[ClubEdTube]

It gave her chills.. maybe she's got the bird flu from kissing the virgin mary.

[suexian]

well i saw her face, now i'm a believer !

[jwbartle]

Brings new meaning to the phrase "Holy Shit".

[bfayer]

she couldn't believe that a bird dropping had 4 streaks.

[LivePunkDieFast]

Looks more like a vagina. A drippy vagina.

[robbyam]

This just in, THE VIRGIN MARY IS A VAGINA.

[deftify]

holy shit, i cant believe it

amazing miracle, i wonder if i ever pooped out the image and never took a glance before flushing

[EmmeJayKay]

I hate this planet.

[decoren45]

@EmmeJayKay BEST.COMMENT.EVER.

[CoreAndGore]

God bless the news, AMIRITE GUISE?!

[CoreAndGore]

DOZENS of people FLOCKED.

Amirite guise?!

[Chaoman60]

just one thing: Stop worshipping Mary as God. Please. Saint, maybe? maybe... haven't flipped through the bible that much recently..... wouldn't know off the top of my head.... I won't say that she was or wasn't a virgin and I won't try to get into the fights much, but I'm tired of deathmatches over whether you worship God or Mary. Mary was MORTAL! Jesus was half-mortal, i guess...... could come back any time... God's the all powerful one. And please, stop violently converting people. its annoyin

[ieatwiteoutforfun]

Jesus never existed, idiot.

[Chaoman60]

ieawriteoutforfun: Even atheists agree Jesus existed. If there were no Christ, then what's Bill Gates' point of living as the Antichrist? Go ahead and continue to fuck your mother and sodomize yourself with an explosive while you're at it. I'll go to your funeral. Have fun, Oedipus.

[ieatwiteoutforfun]

Atheists agree that Jesus existed? Evidence please, moron.

[Chaoman60]

I'm not saying Vishnu exists, nor that Mary was really a virgin, nor am I opposing the ideas. However, I've seen birds shit berry pigments and I've seen elephant clouds. And I say, "And?"! crjoker: now that you mention it................. O_O /me investigates the truth

[bhoas]

This is the point of ignorance, gathering an assembly around some shit on a car that looks like something..

I've seen clouds look like elephants, does that mean that Vishnu exists? NO it does NOT!

[zenniz1992]

How retarted.

[Vostorion]

So now we have finally proof that even catholics can find their religion in shit ;] well done

[Zortyum]

Yeah, a virgin holy one, and dirty too (bird poo?!)

[crjoker]

Looks like a vagina to me.

[maxiboyiscool]

i am of mexican descent and i think that the lady is a hooker

[kkakavitsas]

OM"G", as soon as a friend posted this on his FB Wall I thought he'd found another April fool's farse! These ppl CANNOT be serious! Worshiping crap, how low can u go?

[Amill63]

holy shit

[crjoker]

Nice

[MsGoodgravy]

@Amill63

Wash that mouth out with soap ... haha

[Mocktails]

I WUSS LIEK. omg

[FunkyWhitePimp]

What a load of BS (literally).

If they thought THAT was amazing they should've seen the crap i did this morning, looked just like Muhammed.

[theSporkProductions]

LOL!!!

[Nauticus89]

Confirmation bias

[Hereticbooks]

Some people are so stupid, it's a "miracle" they can tie their shoes, or remember to breathe.

[ForgottenSoul700]

If the Virgin Mary was to appear, wouldn't she choose something a little better than bird sh*t?

It doesn't look anything like the Virgin Mary; just a coincidental shape. Just bird poop, you losers get a life.

[hereiam341]

ForgottenSoul700, stupid fuck, the reason she may appear in bird feces is to demonstrate how humble she is.

The most powerful woman ever, and she is humble enough to appear in bird feces. This is a miracle.

On another note, you atheist ass fucking faggot, you need to fuck the fuck off.

[ForgottenSoul700]

hereiam341,

Ooo, aren't you tough over the internet. It's bird shit, it's not the very Mary. These people are retarded. Just because someone doesn't believe that bird shit isn't some kind of religious figure doesn't mean their being blasphemous.

Once again, their are losers and they need a life.

[GagesMamasPIMP]

Well someone has sand in his vagina. ForgottenSoul700 is just using his common sense by not assuming that the "Virgin Mary" appeared as bird crap. If Virgin Mary got knocked up without having sex shouldn't Octomom be a freakin God? And I don't think Mary would approve of that potty mouth.

[GagesMamasPIMP]

My first comment was directed to hereiam341.

[navelgazeing]

bahahahahha that was some funny ass shit

[dynajack]

Mexicans are great for having babies, commiting crime and now worshipng bird poop.

[dbzt3]

n 4 giveing ppl swine flu lmfao

[westsidestory23]

proof that religious ppl are fucking retarded. "theres the blessed mother in that pile of shit! its a miracle" i could see religious ppl using this as "proof" of gods existence. im still amazed that a grown ass adult could practice such nonsensical idiocy.

[putteringpluie]

mexicans = retarded

[realitycheckkingpin]

whats up with that dude at 0:09 , weird ass face expression ,and the head twist at the end 0:30 , haha

[bsnackz]

why the hell would a holy figure choose to appear in birdshit on food products or on toilets people are stupid as hell.

[ThePrikoki]

FUCK FAT ORANGE IN END!!!"i'v seen.." bla bla bla...is just bird shit..not your imagination

[tjm7077]

BWAHAHAHAH

"As soon as I looked at it, it just gave me chills all over my body."

Oh holy shit... literally.

[Darkayne]

Leave it to the religious to worship shit...

[Decidis]

fucking retarded mexicans

[hakesho]

Americans are just as bad, this kind of crap (pun not intended) happens all the time here.

[ChelevSaRa]

That is insane. When are people gonna stop living in the bronze age?

[leonardj1]

facepalm and 3 head shakes

[Destromath19]

People worshipping and being given hope by bird shit. This is the state of humanity /facepalm

[Doyora]

>religion

[Tetzukai]

Too the point where they are complete void in intelligence. No smarter than bacteria, let's say.

[Tetzukai]

Now we have Christians revering bird shit.... Now that's holy shit lol. It's no wonder many people find your lot crazy. You even supposeablely worship shit from a bird...

[jcastl05]

Thank you ABC for reporting bird shit. next time a bird shits on my car ill be sure to let someone know.

[Chrisn1357]

what a peice of shit. literally!

[Reezija]

wow a drop from bird's holy asshole.. retards!

once I saw on miami ink how a woman wanted to tattoo a peace of toast that looked like a Virgin Mary... pfff

[DJHarrison93]

Wow that relly is shit, lol

[kingreing222]

sign!....Beaners....Beaners...­..Beaners

[Lucidianne]

coolintruddle, If you but have faith you shall realize in your heart of hearts that gravity exists because of His noodly appendages.

RAmen.

[AcquiredKnowledge]

There is now a new definition of ignorance:

Ignorance: when u worship bird crap.

[gallopingcatiana]

Well, isn't this the appropriate place for religion? It is all a pile of shit! That people actually believe this just astounds me. I have a some kitty litter for sale sweetheart. It looks like Jesus. I'll put it on ebay.

[chiefcalcub]

Haha! Religin is so retarded.

[Snackfood236]

Seriously? Is she retarded?

[LORDMETALMAN]

She is retarded but more retarded are the thousands of people who went to see the bird poop. But to me that poop looked like a Jason Pollock painting.

[handygeek]

LOLz!!

[savvy1954]

I have a picture of Mary Guadalupe in my house - its pretty cool!

[wooferpoofer]

Now that's some holy shit.

[savvy1954]

wooferpoofer,

 LMAO, LOL, ROFL!!!!!

[handygeek]

Good one.

[shawnlyon]

What a bunch of fucking LOONS - this is what's killing America today: rampant stupidity.

[meetmeatthearmpit]

holy shit! bird shit!

[Coldchaos]

@danielscott

I wish it where fake, but I've seen people that believe this stuff way to often.

[danielscottt]

FAKE

[boomhoward22]

it's bird poop.

[exacerbatedtaboo]

I know right!! Why is everyone awing over a turd? Isn't that kind of an insult to your religion to say your lords mother was seen in a shit? If they honestly believe it's of holy decent then I would love to see one of them kiss this turd.

[miraenna]

Yes but maybe this piece of shit is from the holy ghost!

[exacerbatedtaboo]

Please tell me you were being facetious and aren't seriously suggesting a ghost from heaven took a shit on a car window. Why would you worship his mother to begin with? Isn't that breaking the "thou shall have no other gods before me" thing? Doesn't it also violate the "graven images" thing too?

[miraenna]

Nee, I just had my go at Christian theology after all the symbol of the holy ghost is ironically a dove.

[commentsonly559]

i think its really nice that they believe in something though. i don't know if it has something to do with a mirical, but still a nice thought.