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I think I should stop trying to come clean..

MrTreesandstuff 34 minutes ago

addiction to porn !=D lol

95pinkpunk 6 days ago

lol your phone wasn't even on call at 2:05

izzy2imagine 2 weeks ago

fuck yea kassem

fatyboomba1 3 weeks ago

La Merde = The Shit LOL

SmackThatKittyMan 3 weeks ago 9

... Kassem G?

Zankiser 3 weeks ago

@Zankiser YES!

SharinganM21 1 week ago

the last time my gf told me that she dumped me the very next day v.v

Munkaypoonch 1 month ago

I.......I like it :)

MRshmorg 1 month ago

this s*** was amazing !!!!!!!!!

TheTakiyo 1 month ago

"FUUUUUUUUUUUCK" YES! LOL!

TheMacSopa 1 month ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

dakotawint 1 month ago

lmao, "The Shit" 2:12

Darx969 2 months ago

I'm not lying, I swear!

Roosplosiv 3 months ago

i guess i'm not the only one who plans on lying my way through this to see if i get away with it...

xXTenaciousAEMXx 3 months ago

You can tell he wasn't making a phone call, the dialing screen was on o.o

cjx3pooh 3 months ago

@cjx3pooh yea cause this is fucking real dumbass

MegaMrBates 4 weeks ago

was that pd flo at 2:22?

MCcam2 4 months ago

Le Merde, that means, the shit.

DiamondRocketship 4 months ago

lol he ru his face

2justmyself 4 months ago

the restaurant is called Le Merde :P

yaniselmasri 4 months ago

Why does he keep saying "LETS GO UPSTAIRS AND HAVE SEX!"

HuskyP1ay3r 4 months ago

always pick the thing you wouldent do

joipoiroc 4 months ago

kassem g is the man!

camero2596 4 months ago

whats dr seuss doing workin as a cop?

XDPeruMan 4 months ago

3:20 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AYEMang 4 months ago

I FUCKING LOVE KASSEMG!!!!!!!!! lol he always cracks me up

238053 5 months ago

The guy that played Ronald at thre restaurant was soo cute!! <3

NikkiDaebak 5 months ago

don't blame the jews

TheMaxvids1 5 months ago

kassem G <3 :)

yiiyoke 5 months ago

stupid bitch won't shut up

llVIU 6 months ago

i love dinner to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EvolutionExotics 6 months ago

i cant stop my-myself. i love it..

samisglam 6 months ago

lol kassemG

gleelover121 6 months ago

serengetti dessert lol

theafroknowsall 6 months ago

59 people dotn FUCKING LOVE DINNER

TheVampireLoverz 6 months ago

shay yeah!!!

popngone 6 months ago

he could be an acter

TheVertigoInc 6 months ago

lol Kassem G

TriDHasADDOhWhr 6 months ago

this series teaches you not to NEVER EVER lie because it can get you into so much friggin worthless trouble.

zidan40o0 6 months ago

wat a twist 3:25

MRANGELSGAMES 6 months ago

lol i kept lying =3

SwaggaSoSick32 6 months ago

steve green is a prettyn good actor

solidsnakec20 7 months ago 4

kassem scares me 0.0 but i love him

bluegobli60 7 months ago

you've said you were done with all of that....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH....extra lol

teorky 7 months ago 3

"I FUCKING LOVE IT"

if 'it' is Steve Greene, then yes, I fucking love it. :D

bloodmuffin1 7 months ago

Once you start a lie, you have to keep lying till you get away with it.

CornerbackLegend 7 months ago 132

@CornerbackLegend true >:D

heltongut123 2 months ago

Keep fucking lying bitches!

gamercircle1 7 months ago

i cants stop myself...

I like it

guitargod546 7 months ago

@guitargod546 u.... liek it xD hehe get it

marcalrafael10 7 months ago

This should be a movie!

KiwiScopes 7 months ago

Dude I fucking love Steve Green! ;D

lovemetoomuch456 7 months ago 71

i fucking love the dinner :) lls

TheAnim3 8 months ago 3

im just gonna keep lying

XxMrMatiasxX 8 months ago

this is great u should make a movies for us thumbs up if u agree

KOBEBRYANT8AND24 8 months ago

Kyle is tha man!!

Epirc 8 months ago

Fuck!! The dinner ! I fuckin' love dinner !!

s2004230 8 months ago

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LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE!!!!

suburbangangster1 8 months ago

KYLE!!! :D

pmunkyandpals11 8 months ago

KYLE MOONEY!

classclown521 8 months ago

PDFLO

TheOscarlopezjr 8 months ago

his phone says "La Merde" but it's "Le Merde".... i have no life...

Meagrensta 8 months ago

I LOVE SHAYCARL!

lil22Lilly 8 months ago 3

KASSEM FING G!

KingBould3r 8 months ago

ROFLROFLROFL! "I cant stop myself..I like it"

EmillieProductions 8 months ago 2

Thumbs Up if you picked this first!

ChrizTVs 8 months ago

LMFAOOO 3:20

Shortgiraffe231 8 months ago

KassemG is awesome! :D

MrDuckKiller52 8 months ago 3

If the boyfriend guy were to shave his head, he would look just like Billie from Smashing Pumpkins!

Hollywood7779 8 months ago

hmm.....half naked legless boy? Hahaha.

alyleighb14 8 months ago

ahaha shaycarl

mabestie101 8 months ago

I love you Shay!

htchk101 8 months ago

Better to die :d

Likakvic2 8 months ago

you people know that french restaurant that they go to called "LA MERDE" in french that means the shit :)

HandyFamily1 8 months ago

@HandyFamily1

yeah, that's what somebody else commented a month ago

lovebunnies98 8 months ago

he wasnt calling nobody!!! maybe he should've locked it before faking it so it looked real...just saying

miguelrodriguez007 8 months ago

shaytard!:)

Wonub 8 months ago

shaycarl!!

Amazighen500 8 months ago

I love the F***ing dinner!

Grahamin3D 8 months ago 3

I didn't mean to,, but fuck him XD XD XD XD

damas675 9 months ago

THE FUCKEN DINNER I FUCKEN LOVE THE DINNER?!

L3M0NSGRILL 9 months ago

did he just eat the rose?

tabernumse 9 months ago

funny as hell

MrYaknowme 9 months ago

KEEP LYING

Xgen91 9 months ago 3

2:16 is that pdflo?!

TheIQProductions 9 months ago

Wait... half-naked legless boy? Does that mean he had a shirt, or... ? Cause he definitely didn't have pants.... anyone else notice that?

teenceleb101 9 months ago

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She is really ugly

xo0Hannah0ox 9 months ago

its ok, you can but fuck me.....lmfaooo

Shortgiraffe231 9 months ago

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Start from ZE begining!!!!

chanegreen019 9 months ago

i lost and then i came to this one

jlgkids123 9 months ago

Was that "Kyle", Norm's fake nephew on Sports Show?

Temporarily0Nameless 9 months ago

someone loves dinner..

Jenniferdurrant 9 months ago

SHAYTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!1

chanegreen019 9 months ago

KASSSEEEMMMM! <3

AmyBtV 9 months ago

Lie is always funny

puercolandiacebo 9 months ago

ok, somebody noticed he was not even calling at 2:07

robertosygal 9 months ago

@robertosygal Yeah, it's called acting

mindblown2011 9 months ago

I FUCKING LOVE DINNER!

ConorCoincedance 9 months ago 131

I Can't Stop Myself... I Like it

XNeonxNanoX 9 months ago

I wish cops were like these guys

verstek09 9 months ago

I DIDNT MEAN TO BUT FUCK HIM!?!?!?

TheWilliam12ish 9 months ago

Poor Kyle...

Opiv337 10 months ago

He kinda reminds me of Christian Bale in American Psycho. LoL

FluffyMuphin111 10 months ago

Love the manager!

SugarSpice0826 10 months ago

... merde is a feminine noun.... la merde

MarleneDurand 10 months ago

lol those cops remind me of super troopers

MotoXracer450 10 months ago

I love the restaurant name

Le Merde= The Shit

PrincessPunkPants 10 months ago 320

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heyitsrawr22 9 months ago

@PrincessPunkPants I was about to comment the same thing. XD

Kylmana12951 9 months ago

@PrincessPunkPants i love french

poeysgamin 6 months ago

i.. i didn't mean to buttfuck him.. :s

it's okay, you can buttfuck me

hahahaha

semavermeulen 10 months ago

kassem g is so good :D

semavermeulen 10 months ago

"Its okay you can buttfuck me" lolol that girl s certainly commited to make him straight.

TheGrimLost 10 months ago

ok haha!? Who's vloger or actor's french? ''La Merde'' LMAO Funny one ;)

ShayCarlisMyMen 10 months ago

thumbs up if you fucken love the fucken dinner

AyoSammyDumb 10 months ago

Fuck Valentine's Day.

DeathSam156 10 months ago

LMAO the restaurant's name hahahahaha

blabla0210 10 months ago 2

fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkking diner

TheState51 10 months ago

LOL 2:49, SHAYQUEER

misterh0wt0 10 months ago

ahahah i like how he was lying about getting duked in the butt and then ronald confessed about it haha :)

playgurl4dayear 10 months ago

VALINTINES DAY the only day a girl will let you do her up the but

KANEBEAR09 10 months ago

LOL the restaurant was called le merde, wich means the shit jajajaja

subearribaway80 10 months ago 2

kassem did such a realistic cop stare. honestly.

BushTurkeyProduction 10 months ago 2

Ah Shay Carl! F*cking love him <3

heyitsmeannie 10 months ago

This is hilarious

FTWBroadcasting 11 months ago

why did that guy lightly bitch slap him with a flower?

shadowbros9 11 months ago

@shadowbros9 lol cause its shay carl

piggyman450 11 months ago

thumbs up if u kept lieing

DrewSelbe 11 months ago 2

I saw shay and clicked

Sub4Subzlolz 11 months ago

that second cop (mickey meyer) is REALLY cute!!<3

qwertyifgifstif12 11 months ago

ad?

AricDeno 11 months ago

did anyone hear the ticking noise from 0:54 - 1:08?

qwertyifgifstif12 11 months ago

Kassem is hot.

iluvpatrickkane88 11 months ago

gotta love kassem and shay :D

xBluexRedx 11 months ago

ahhh i hate ads!

KylesNuclearFilms 11 months ago

i fucking love it ...what i have planned for you

scarfaceXX2 11 months ago

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CocoLocoNat 11 months ago

hey was that dude shay carl

fuzzyadb8 11 months ago

KASSEMG! <3

ivyhatsune18 11 months ago

Le Merde!!! xD

nadezhda0808 11 months ago

I fuckin' love dinner! You rock steve! Reminds me of a Valentines day dinner I actually remembered to call ahead and make reservations for. Turns out due to the fact that my last name is Valantine, the dick-wad on the phone thought it was a joke and I showed up to a packed house with a 2 hour wait. Don't even try anymore, I can cook as well as any chef in this city anyhow.

Brraaaappify 11 months ago