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  • homer simpson vs peter griffin

  • Fuck you

    LOL

  • Ezio Auditore (Revelations Assassins Creed) VS Altair (Assassins Creed 1)Ezio Auditore (Revelations Assassins Creed) VS Altair (Assassins Creed 1)Ezio Auditore (Revelations Assassins Creed) VS Altair (Assassins Creed 1)

  • 1:24 It's Obi-Wan Kenobi!

  • hbd chuck

  • spongebob and patrick versus phineas and ferb

  • GREAT, MAGICAL POWER, tiny living space.

    hahaha alladin reference at 1:45 <3

  • he looks more like obi-wan than chuck norris

  • Is Chuck Norris aware of this? if he really knew about all thl flkeafmlaekf lkefefkea jsfns slfdmse;f, pesfskflm fkklefklsef k afefweifo' owegm loingsuwefhuwefhuioesvn lsef lmes;f

  • 1:08

    -Fuck You

    THAT MADE MY ENITRE DAY AWESOME!

  • 1:27 o shit is obi one konabi

  • They named a street Chuck Norris but they had to change it because no one survives if they cross chuck norris.

  • KONY 2012

  • Jacksparrow vs. General George S. Patton

  • my beards coming off... oh nooo....

  • Hey guys, Crunk Abe Lincoln here

  • I can see how much you guys have evolved over time.

  • so they do lip sync

  • 1:05 hahaha*

    

  • 1:09 hahaha XD

  • 2:04  ....Seems legit :|

  • is it just me or does EpicLLoyd look hot as chuck norris?

    Just me

    Oh ok just me

  • and the only reason lloyd is still alive is because he did a good job and won. very risky move to impersonate Master Norris.

  • @Henrygtd fucking stop spamming btw you look like a fucking gay emo

  • crunk abe lincoln lmao

  • Anyone notice how red Loyd gets when he's Chuck Norris?

  • @ninetailednaruto11a because he gets possesed by Chuck norris

  • @ninetailednaruto11a It's cuz he's scared he'll kill him because he's impersonating him

  • 1:08 fuck you too

  • Wait... I wanted to buy some weed!

  • @OmgDontBeLikeThat Heroin :D

  • @OmgDontBeLikeThat Weed? I think it's heroine lol

  • Chuck Norris doesn't read he just stares at the book until it gives the. Info

  • Chuck Norris was such a fail in the rap battle, just like in real life.

  • @LiveWire134679 You sir....don't know what you have done..

  • @SirKillerBunny Yeah, I spoke the truth bud. :)

  • .chuck norris can delete the recycle bin

  • chuck norris went to Virgin Islands they are nw the islands

  • Chuck Norris was born on March 10, 1940.

    The Nazi's surrendered on May 8, 1945.

    Sorry folks.

  • @ixamxlaxdreamin 1945, Actually.

  • @ixamxlaxdreamin well, that doesn't matter, in may 8th, the nazis discovered chuck norris, as he was a secret weapon, once they discovered him, they knew they had no chance of doing anything to anyone and u know the rest

  • did u know that the nazi surrenderd when chuck norris was born

  • @DMandelman1 did you know that's not true

  • @DMandelman1 They Surrenderd In 1940?

  • - Ladies & Gentleman, Mr Chuck Norris

    -Fuck You

    THIS MAKE MY DAY

  • King Henry VIII (ShayCarl) vs. King Kai of DBZ (EpicLloyd (why Lloyd? 0:37 tells you why!!))

  • finally i got a comment to the top

  • where the fuck is the heroin joke

  • That cat is so random!

  • chuck norris went to "the virgin isle's" and when he left it was called "the isle's"!

  • If you spell Chuck Noris's name wrong you will d....

  • hey did u wore the braces for 2 years or fake

    braces

  • Chuck Norris doesnt do drugs

    Drugs do him

  • Chuck is a fkn republican

  • We'll see how well Chuck can salvage his career in Expendables 2, until then he's just a compilation of funny jokes about a guy who got his ass beat by Bruce Lee :)

  • @jjhoops023 You know that Chuck Noriss only weakness is Scenarios ... >.> Don't mess up with a god... DON'T MESS UP WITH FATE

  • @qvor900 Well actually! Chuck Norris' One True Weakness Is.... Acting. FACT!

  • Chuck Norris isn't so awesome. If he was, then he would smash my face into the keyfdskfjajsghiiiiiiiiiiiiirfi­yusduoasrgfhjasfdckjsnwfPEUUCF­HQUWERTHUIWGBSDFVHVB You better forget you saw this. -Chuck

  • @MrOMFGRandom LOL

  • Chuck Norris doesn't teabag people, he potato sacks them

  • Chuck Norris broke the periodic table because he only needed one element- the element of surprise.

  • Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.

  • hey guys Abe here......

  • Chuck Norris puts the LAUGHTER in Slaughter.....

  • 32 dilikes?? nice try abraham.

  • Chuck Norris took a Doviikin to the knee.

  • 1:12 would have been ideal for him to go "You guys wanna but some heroin?"

  • chuck norris is a pussy bruce lee kicks his ass like nothing!

  • Ladieas and Gentlemen... Mr. Chuck Norris

    Fuck You! XD

  • epicloyyd is cte, nicepeter is hot

  • Funny thing is, Chuck Norris is a really nice guy.

  • And where's EpicLloyd saying "You wanna buy some heroin?" in this BTS? I thought he did it in every one? I don't know why, but I think it's so funny! The Captain Kirk one is the best!

  • My favourite Chuck Norris "fact": Chuck Norris was originally cast as Danny Tanner on "Full House" but was replaced by Bob Saget after an incident with the Olsen Triplets.

    Also, I know they've both already been used again other people, but you should do a "Facts" battle of Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T:

    Mr. T once beat Chuck Norris in a game of checkers. In retaliation, Chuck Norris invented racism.

  • youtube increased the mortality rate in the world...

  • serislouy @Rendoogcela is right! chuck norris would like smack my head into mu857y erkoti io5æ- t&*%32ø'56"øwesæpoki k æghh Guys. Stop doing this or i will come for you all

    -Chuck

  • Dish dish is....

  • @IKreepyI that would just break them...

  • chuck is a nobody

    he has a big ego

    he has a tiny penis

    i fucked his wife

  • @LoganJustinCook

    Nice knowing you.

  • @LoganJustinCook LOL! You are a:

    Nobody

    have no ego

    have a micro penis

    and i fucked your girlfreind oh wate you dont have one

  • No heroine joke?

  • @qc

  • chuck norris is not as badass as everyone says

  • @CallmeMrswag1 ohh my god better not sleep. your fuking time is limited

  • when Chuck Norris does push ups he doesnt push himself up, he pushes the Earth down

  • 1:46 Aladdin reference! c:

  • anyone else think he looks like obi-wan kenobi at 1:26?

  • @jackofblades456 no because Chuck Norris does not look like anyone because everyone looks like Chuck Norris.

  • Sneaky Aladdin quote FTW.

  • Chuck Norris took an arrow to the knee once. HE KEPT WALKING.

  • i dont think chuck is that amazing omg chuck wat r u doing here fgskdfsdf wefrgfsdyof sgdyfhsdgfosdfsdf chuck-if u say that again ill smash ur face on the keyboard again

  • @BBRose82592 "tiny little man"

  • Chuck Norris can kill you, but Bruce Campbell can convince you to do it yourself.

  • why does abe lincoln have braces?

  • "They named a street named after Chuck Norris, but they had to change it because no one survives if they cross Chuck Norris"

  • @M3graphicdesign lincoln did 

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  • the dislike bar is the size of everyone who dislikes this video penis

  • What is he saying at 1:48 after "great magical powers"

  • @BBRose82592 It sounded like "tiny living space" which is a reference to Aladdin

  • name of song/tune from end credits NAO

  • 0:54 price tag???

  • @UncleMikeNJ What are you talking about?! Chuck Norris kills things all the time! He's lie Hasselhoff on Baywatch: He constantly kills boners.

  • And for everyone who knows Death Note, "And then I'll take a chip... AND EAT IT!"

  • @ksad96 Death Note FTW

  • He has pretty eyes.... XDDD

  • wait what?

  • 0:44 did Peter just quote the genie from Aladdin?! That is my favorite Disney movie and of course the genie is my favorite character!

  • subtitles for nice peter

    

  • IM CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS oh yeah who plays abe nice peter

  • chuck fuckin norris

  • no heroine?

  • Chuck Norris is cool. But Abe Lincoln is a real pussyghjhgbjcgfnb cgfv vcgfdxnb ncgf vcgfnnv bnncgfybn h I WON BITCHES-Abe Lincoln

  • @mi3sunz ya bidinerafmenruxdiflskuyliex,cg­hmnfdml,rgicj eioxquenoyxbzndwyefxeimodp,w.;­ko,dmsib suc deez nutz i won- chuck fing norris! i just got smashed against my keybord

  • EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISORY

    who the FUCK is chuk norris

  • when chuck norris says "fuck you" ecery one that hears it gets instant pregnat

  • 2:09 was the ending of this video because chuck norris got him

  • Ladies and Gentelmen, Mr. Chuck Norris. "Fuck you."

  • Chuck norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

  • Abe Lincoln beat the Confederate States of America and ended slavery. Chuck Norris couldn't even beat a skinny Bruce Lee. And that was when he was young. Today he's a washed-up old redneck, just like Ted Nugent. At least Nugent still knows how to kill things. Mostly his career...

  • What the fuck is the whole thing about Chuck Norris..............he's really not that special

  • 1:46 Aladdin reference?

  • 1:35 Where did they get that many pennies!?

  • @seacolorsc wouldnt it hurt if it was real -_- i think their fake

  • @xXmikeyXxlol no you just suck too much that you cant see that they made BTS SO YOU WOULD SEE THAT ITS REAL IDIOT!!!

  • @xXmikeyXxlol *testing it out with one quarter* No, besides the actor is wearing a hat.

  • abe Lincoln shot chuck norris in the knee now his pissed

  • Press 1 for surprised abe lincoln

  • oh my god I didn't even make it past the first 3 seconds of this video without laughing xD

    "hay guize, Crunk Abe Lincoln here."

  • Chuck Norris doesnt mow his lawn he just dares it to grow

  • ther is a reason he's called EPIC lloyd

  • Theres no way chuck norris is as badass as everyone says, if he was he would come and smash my head in the keybjghdks2649():7)4&;&hsoaucn­du<~£|^~+^€jgfjsn You better forget you saw this message -Chuck

  • @Rendoogcela Why Would I need to Forgelsfkljwhgrlzhfgjahr;hg45q­14. Damit, what was that forneal;rghal;ehrgjlau;tuhjuh;­uogi. Now you know why to forget this message- Chuck

  • They named a street after Chuck Norris,

    but the had to change it because,

    no one survives if the cross Chuck Norris.

  • gonk driod vs r2d2

  • Did anyone else get the WoW commercial with Chuck Norris?

  • Chuck counted o infinity twice

  • chuck hada staring contest with the sun he won twice

  • When chuck goes in water he doesnt get wet the water gets chuck norris

  • Chuck Norris said "fuck you." I shall take it as a complement

  • They made a street after Chuck Norris, but they had to change it because no one survives if they cross Chuck Norris

  • goddammit lloyd wheres my heroin?

  • Good Chuck Norris Joke XD

  • hey where duh hell is my dam HEROIN!!!!!!

  • Is Abe Lincoln wearing grills!!!

  • dude can you do kim kardashian vs. ke$ha plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  • When a pig sees Chuck Norris, it immediately becomes bacon.

  • Who's chuck norris? Seriosly.

  • ladies and gentlemen, mr. chuck norris!

    ....fuck you!

    lol

  • Chuck Norris destroyed the Periodic Table because the only element he recognizes is the element of SURPRIZE.

  • Did anyone else start jerking off when chuck said fuck you...

  • who is chuck noris?

  • @yaoilover787 your retarded

  • @Bobiwanfetobi1 and your not nice

    ^.^

    

  • @Bobiwanfetobi1 and your an asshloe uppps sorry ur a pussy hole!!!!!!!!

  • Hello Kitty vs Nyan Cat

  • chuck norris flosses with an electric fence

  • Lloyd took a chip...And ate it...*DUNDUNDUUUUUUUUUUUUN*

  • Lloyd should have walked around the streets dressed like that! Oh wait, two chuck norris' would make the universe implode.

  • My beards coming off... Oh noooo xD

  • Nicepeter:Ladies and Gentlemen Mr.Chuck Norris

    Lloyd:Fuck you

    LOL LMAO ROFL HAHA

  • Abe Lincoln wrote his own rhymes, Chuck Norris had to steal them all from the internet. Lincoln wins by default.

  • When Alex Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris

  • Lloyd is just too cute :D I like when he eats that chip xD

  • "I AM CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS!!" -Most epic line of that video N/A. Chuck Norris won that battle from there on out. ;D