Is Chuck Norris aware of this? if he really knew about all thl flkeafmlaekf lkefefkea jsfns slfdmse;f, pesfskflm fkklefklsef k afefweifo' owegm loingsuwefhuwefhuioesvn lsef lmes;f
@ixamxlaxdreamin well, that doesn't matter, in may 8th, the nazis discovered chuck norris, as he was a secret weapon, once they discovered him, they knew they had no chance of doing anything to anyone and u know the rest
We'll see how well Chuck can salvage his career in Expendables 2, until then he's just a compilation of funny jokes about a guy who got his ass beat by Bruce Lee :)
Chuck Norris isn't so awesome. If he was, then he would smash my face into the keyfdskfjajsghiiiiiiiiiiiiirfiyusduoasrgfhjasfdckjsnwfPEUUCFHQUWERTHUIWGBSDFVHVB You better forget you saw this. -Chuck
And where's EpicLloyd saying "You wanna buy some heroin?" in this BTS? I thought he did it in every one? I don't know why, but I think it's so funny! The Captain Kirk one is the best!
My favourite Chuck Norris "fact": Chuck Norris was originally cast as Danny Tanner on "Full House" but was replaced by Bob Saget after an incident with the Olsen Triplets.
Also, I know they've both already been used again other people, but you should do a "Facts" battle of Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T:
Mr. T once beat Chuck Norris in a game of checkers. In retaliation, Chuck Norris invented racism.
serislouy @Rendoogcela is right! chuck norris would like smack my head into mu857y erkoti io5æ- t&*%32ø'56"øwesæpoki k æghh Guys. Stop doing this or i will come for you all
i dont think chuck is that amazing omg chuck wat r u doing here fgskdfsdf wefrgfsdyof sgdyfhsdgfosdfsdf chuck-if u say that again ill smash ur face on the keyboard again
@mi3sunz ya bidinerafmenruxdiflskuyliex,cghmnfdml,rgicj eioxquenoyxbzndwyefxeimodp,w.;ko,dmsib suc deez nutz i won- chuck fing norris! i just got smashed against my keybord
Abe Lincoln beat the Confederate States of America and ended slavery. Chuck Norris couldn't even beat a skinny Bruce Lee. And that was when he was young. Today he's a washed-up old redneck, just like Ted Nugent. At least Nugent still knows how to kill things. Mostly his career...
Theres no way chuck norris is as badass as everyone says, if he was he would come and smash my head in the keybjghdks2649():7)4&;&hsoaucndu<~£|^~+^€jgfjsn You better forget you saw this message -Chuck
@Rendoogcela Why Would I need to Forgelsfkljwhgrlzhfgjahr;hg45q14. Damit, what was that forneal;rghal;ehrgjlau;tuhjuh;uogi. Now you know why to forget this message- Chuck
homer simpson vs peter griffin
barakimill 2 hours ago
Fuck you
LOL
kingofkings0248 5 hours ago
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GCalgaro14 7 hours ago
1:24 It's Obi-Wan Kenobi!
AydenMize 9 hours ago
hbd chuck
DWMAStar 14 hours ago
spongebob and patrick versus phineas and ferb
emak0 15 hours ago
GREAT, MAGICAL POWER, tiny living space.
hahaha alladin reference at 1:45 <3
TheTeleious 1 day ago in playlist BTS SEASON 1
he looks more like obi-wan than chuck norris
Darthrocker06 1 day ago
Is Chuck Norris aware of this? if he really knew about all thl flkeafmlaekf lkefefkea jsfns slfdmse;f, pesfskflm fkklefklsef k afefweifo' owegm loingsuwefhuwefhuioesvn lsef lmes;f
AldossariEOS 3 days ago
1:08
-Fuck You
THAT MADE MY ENITRE DAY AWESOME!
wowanarky 3 days ago
1:27 o shit is obi one konabi
Skinnypumba1 3 days ago
They named a street Chuck Norris but they had to change it because no one survives if they cross chuck norris.
Smartfunnyandlazy 4 days ago
KONY 2012
EddFusion 4 days ago
Jacksparrow vs. General George S. Patton
Yoda12329 4 days ago
my beards coming off... oh nooo....
medievalmode 4 days ago
Hey guys, Crunk Abe Lincoln here
falconknight06 4 days ago
I can see how much you guys have evolved over time.
ocarinag33k 5 days ago
so they do lip sync
122roba 5 days ago in playlist behind the scene
1:05 hahaha*
hahayouwilldied 5 days ago
1:09 hahaha XD
hahayouwilldied 5 days ago
2:04 ....Seems legit :|
EpicSlayerChaotic 6 days ago
is it just me or does EpicLLoyd look hot as chuck norris?
Just me
Oh ok just me
kaizeisawesome 6 days ago
and the only reason lloyd is still alive is because he did a good job and won. very risky move to impersonate Master Norris.
FireheartAnimal 1 week ago
@Henrygtd fucking stop spamming btw you look like a fucking gay emo
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henrygtd 1 week ago
crunk abe lincoln lmao
moviemaker7007 1 week ago
Anyone notice how red Loyd gets when he's Chuck Norris?
ninetailednaruto11a 1 week ago 20
@ninetailednaruto11a because he gets possesed by Chuck norris
juggalovida 19 hours ago
@ninetailednaruto11a It's cuz he's scared he'll kill him because he's impersonating him
Person11226 7 hours ago in playlist Liked videos
1:08 fuck you too
socal786 1 week ago
Wait... I wanted to buy some weed!
OmgDontBeLikeThat 1 week ago
@OmgDontBeLikeThat Heroin :D
Minecraftnspire 1 week ago
@OmgDontBeLikeThat Weed? I think it's heroine lol
MrsHarryPotter0308 1 week ago
Chuck Norris doesn't read he just stares at the book until it gives the. Info
stickwars1000 2 weeks ago
Chuck Norris was such a fail in the rap battle, just like in real life.
LiveWire134679 2 weeks ago
@LiveWire134679 You sir....don't know what you have done..
SirKillerBunny 2 weeks ago
@SirKillerBunny Yeah, I spoke the truth bud. :)
LiveWire134679 2 weeks ago
.chuck norris can delete the recycle bin
epicclan1989 2 weeks ago
chuck norris went to Virgin Islands they are nw the islands
1234567887497 2 weeks ago 2
Chuck Norris was born on March 10, 1940.
The Nazi's surrendered on May 8, 1945.
Sorry folks.
ixamxlaxdreamin 2 weeks ago 2
@ixamxlaxdreamin 1945, Actually.
Seanraus 2 weeks ago
@ixamxlaxdreamin well, that doesn't matter, in may 8th, the nazis discovered chuck norris, as he was a secret weapon, once they discovered him, they knew they had no chance of doing anything to anyone and u know the rest
Nassif9000 2 weeks ago
did u know that the nazi surrenderd when chuck norris was born
DMandelman1 3 weeks ago
@DMandelman1 did you know that's not true
spdyeric 2 weeks ago
@DMandelman1 They Surrenderd In 1940?
garrettminer9 2 weeks ago
- Ladies & Gentleman, Mr Chuck Norris
-Fuck You
THIS MAKE MY DAY
FEXOBKN 3 weeks ago 60
King Henry VIII (ShayCarl) vs. King Kai of DBZ (EpicLloyd (why Lloyd? 0:37 tells you why!!))
hyperjacob96 3 weeks ago
finally i got a comment to the top
jackofblades456 3 weeks ago
@jackofblades456 LOL
razielmxz 3 weeks ago
where the fuck is the heroin joke
monkeybull445 3 weeks ago 2
That cat is so random!
EmoCRN 3 weeks ago
chuck norris went to "the virgin isle's" and when he left it was called "the isle's"!
smelmer99 3 weeks ago
If you spell Chuck Noris's name wrong you will d....
minecraftion25565 3 weeks ago
hey did u wore the braces for 2 years or fake
braces
iplaygames65 3 weeks ago
Chuck Norris doesnt do drugs
Drugs do him
chorizoman55 3 weeks ago
Chuck is a fkn republican
99TheResistance 3 weeks ago
We'll see how well Chuck can salvage his career in Expendables 2, until then he's just a compilation of funny jokes about a guy who got his ass beat by Bruce Lee :)
jjhoops023 3 weeks ago
@jjhoops023 You know that Chuck Noriss only weakness is Scenarios ... >.> Don't mess up with a god... DON'T MESS UP WITH FATE
qvor900 3 weeks ago
@qvor900 Well actually! Chuck Norris' One True Weakness Is.... Acting. FACT!
jjhoops023 3 weeks ago
Chuck Norris isn't so awesome. If he was, then he would smash my face into the keyfdskfjajsghiiiiiiiiiiiiirfiyusduoasrgfhjasfdckjsnwfPEUUCFHQUWERTHUIWGBSDFVHVB You better forget you saw this. -Chuck
MrOMFGRandom 3 weeks ago 2
@MrOMFGRandom LOL
komninosm 3 weeks ago
Chuck Norris doesn't teabag people, he potato sacks them
Messyman16 3 weeks ago 2
Chuck Norris broke the periodic table because he only needed one element- the element of surprise.
LeBiscuitz 3 weeks ago
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.
LeBiscuitz 3 weeks ago
hey guys Abe here......
theweirdone09 3 weeks ago
Chuck Norris puts the LAUGHTER in Slaughter.....
LinkGallent 3 weeks ago
32 dilikes?? nice try abraham.
PROskillage11 3 weeks ago
Chuck Norris took a Doviikin to the knee.
TheVJackV 3 weeks ago
1:12 would have been ideal for him to go "You guys wanna but some heroin?"
seancozzi96 3 weeks ago
chuck norris is a pussy bruce lee kicks his ass like nothing!
Creedsco 4 weeks ago
Ladieas and Gentlemen... Mr. Chuck Norris
Fuck You! XD
TropicalRemixed 4 weeks ago
epicloyyd is cte, nicepeter is hot
kaizeisawesome 1 month ago
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84pokedude 1 month ago
Funny thing is, Chuck Norris is a really nice guy.
xXZombieGamerXx 1 month ago
And where's EpicLloyd saying "You wanna buy some heroin?" in this BTS? I thought he did it in every one? I don't know why, but I think it's so funny! The Captain Kirk one is the best!
LogansMommy0223 1 month ago
My favourite Chuck Norris "fact": Chuck Norris was originally cast as Danny Tanner on "Full House" but was replaced by Bob Saget after an incident with the Olsen Triplets.
Also, I know they've both already been used again other people, but you should do a "Facts" battle of Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T:
Mr. T once beat Chuck Norris in a game of checkers. In retaliation, Chuck Norris invented racism.
LogansMommy0223 1 month ago
youtube increased the mortality rate in the world...
robertotenreiro 1 month ago
serislouy @Rendoogcela is right! chuck norris would like smack my head into mu857y erkoti io5æ- t&*%32ø'56"øwesæpoki k æghh Guys. Stop doing this or i will come for you all
-Chuck
whitewolfking123 1 month ago
Dish dish is....
MinzcraftX 1 month ago
@IKreepyI that would just break them...
movon2survive 1 month ago
chuck is a nobody
he has a big ego
he has a tiny penis
i fucked his wife
LoganJustinCook 1 month ago
@LoganJustinCook
Nice knowing you.
Samocoptor 1 month ago
@LoganJustinCook LOL! You are a:
Nobody
have no ego
have a micro penis
and i fucked your girlfreind oh wate you dont have one
TANK1997RED 1 month ago
No heroine joke?
pinoyXasian 1 month ago
@qc
NinaVerven 1 month ago
chuck norris is not as badass as everyone says
CallmeMrswag1 1 month ago
@CallmeMrswag1 ohh my god better not sleep. your fuking time is limited
awsomenesspictures67 1 month ago
when Chuck Norris does push ups he doesnt push himself up, he pushes the Earth down
MultiWasd1 1 month ago
1:46 Aladdin reference! c:
Vapourmist 1 month ago
anyone else think he looks like obi-wan kenobi at 1:26?
jackofblades456 1 month ago 95
@jackofblades456 no because Chuck Norris does not look like anyone because everyone looks like Chuck Norris.
ssbbpsycho 2 weeks ago
Sneaky Aladdin quote FTW.
yes369 1 month ago
Chuck Norris took an arrow to the knee once. HE KEPT WALKING.
BorrisTheLegoDude 1 month ago
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Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
VietnamTom1955 1 month ago
i dont think chuck is that amazing omg chuck wat r u doing here fgskdfsdf wefrgfsdyof sgdyfhsdgfosdfsdf chuck-if u say that again ill smash ur face on the keyboard again
xtiancuyco 1 month ago
@BBRose82592 "tiny little man"
qc84 1 month ago
Chuck Norris can kill you, but Bruce Campbell can convince you to do it yourself.
Poison9877 1 month ago
why does abe lincoln have braces?
chknrsandTBBTROX73 1 month ago
"They named a street named after Chuck Norris, but they had to change it because no one survives if they cross Chuck Norris"
M3graphicdesign 1 month ago 122
@M3graphicdesign lincoln did
waawaaKTC7 3 weeks ago
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spdyeric 2 weeks ago
the dislike bar is the size of everyone who dislikes this video penis
winningness 1 month ago
What is he saying at 1:48 after "great magical powers"
BBRose82592 1 month ago
@BBRose82592 It sounded like "tiny living space" which is a reference to Aladdin
UTBUNKNOWN 1 month ago
name of song/tune from end credits NAO
weiming21 1 month ago
0:54 price tag???
belarieper 1 month ago
@UncleMikeNJ What are you talking about?! Chuck Norris kills things all the time! He's lie Hasselhoff on Baywatch: He constantly kills boners.
ksad96 1 month ago
And for everyone who knows Death Note, "And then I'll take a chip... AND EAT IT!"
ksad96 1 month ago
@ksad96 Death Note FTW
TTFAFF 1 month ago
He has pretty eyes.... XDDD
Brishaun104 1 month ago
wait what?
seth00011 1 month ago
0:44 did Peter just quote the genie from Aladdin?! That is my favorite Disney movie and of course the genie is my favorite character!
NinaVerven 1 month ago
subtitles for nice peter
nigeriaknightmare 1 month ago
IM CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS oh yeah who plays abe nice peter
shayneissexy20130 1 month ago
chuck fuckin norris
David71707 1 month ago
no heroine?
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FreeAppTrailerPoints 1 month ago
Chuck Norris is cool. But Abe Lincoln is a real pussyghjhgbjcgfnb cgfv vcgfdxnb ncgf vcgfnnv bnncgfybn h I WON BITCHES-Abe Lincoln
mi3sunz 1 month ago
@mi3sunz ya bidinerafmenruxdiflskuyliex,cghmnfdml,rgicj eioxquenoyxbzndwyefxeimodp,w.;ko,dmsib suc deez nutz i won- chuck fing norris! i just got smashed against my keybord
unknown1122ify 1 month ago
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISORY
who the FUCK is chuk norris
jpcar92 1 month ago
when chuck norris says "fuck you" ecery one that hears it gets instant pregnat
LiquidNickelSc2 1 month ago
2:09 was the ending of this video because chuck norris got him
lookjames21 1 month ago
Ladies and Gentelmen, Mr. Chuck Norris. "Fuck you."
Kligor2 1 month ago
Chuck norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
tcurrency97 1 month ago
Abe Lincoln beat the Confederate States of America and ended slavery. Chuck Norris couldn't even beat a skinny Bruce Lee. And that was when he was young. Today he's a washed-up old redneck, just like Ted Nugent. At least Nugent still knows how to kill things. Mostly his career...
UncleMikeNJ 1 month ago
What the fuck is the whole thing about Chuck Norris..............he's really not that special
edgarallanpoe1289 1 month ago
1:46 Aladdin reference?
bornintorock5188 1 month ago
1:35 Where did they get that many pennies!?
seacolorsc 1 month ago
@seacolorsc wouldnt it hurt if it was real -_- i think their fake
xXmikeyXxlol 1 month ago
@xXmikeyXxlol no you just suck too much that you cant see that they made BTS SO YOU WOULD SEE THAT ITS REAL IDIOT!!!
xmanthunder 1 month ago
@xXmikeyXxlol *testing it out with one quarter* No, besides the actor is wearing a hat.
seacolorsc 1 month ago
abe Lincoln shot chuck norris in the knee now his pissed
assassintutorials1 1 month ago
Press 1 for surprised abe lincoln
12awesome21 1 month ago
oh my god I didn't even make it past the first 3 seconds of this video without laughing xD
"hay guize, Crunk Abe Lincoln here."
Thilath 1 month ago
Chuck Norris doesnt mow his lawn he just dares it to grow
bweindel 1 month ago
ther is a reason he's called EPIC lloyd
animemaster9500 2 months ago
Theres no way chuck norris is as badass as everyone says, if he was he would come and smash my head in the keybjghdks2649():7)4&;&hsoaucndu<~£|^~+^€jgfjsn You better forget you saw this message -Chuck
Rendoogcela 2 months ago 158
@Rendoogcela Why Would I need to Forgelsfkljwhgrlzhfgjahr;hg45q14. Damit, what was that forneal;rghal;ehrgjlau;tuhjuh;uogi. Now you know why to forget this message- Chuck
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2011Gamer12 1 month ago
They named a street after Chuck Norris,
but the had to change it because,
no one survives if the cross Chuck Norris.
WhyHelloThereImRonny 2 months ago
gonk driod vs r2d2
lilmermer10 2 months ago
Did anyone else get the WoW commercial with Chuck Norris?
EvanescenceFan2012 2 months ago
Chuck counted o infinity twice
PedroPedroPerdo 2 months ago
chuck hada staring contest with the sun he won twice
PedroPedroPerdo 2 months ago
When chuck goes in water he doesnt get wet the water gets chuck norris
PedroPedroPerdo 2 months ago
Chuck Norris said "fuck you." I shall take it as a complement
KinggaCobra 2 months ago
They made a street after Chuck Norris, but they had to change it because no one survives if they cross Chuck Norris
SilverMetal21 2 months ago
goddammit lloyd wheres my heroin?
sporeman317 2 months ago
Good Chuck Norris Joke XD
SilverMetal21 2 months ago
hey where duh hell is my dam HEROIN!!!!!!
Smile7821 2 months ago
Is Abe Lincoln wearing grills!!!
AceCream7 2 months ago
dude can you do kim kardashian vs. ke$ha plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
prettygirlshakethat 2 months ago
When a pig sees Chuck Norris, it immediately becomes bacon.
TehVenezuelan 2 months ago 3
Who's chuck norris? Seriosly.
Rangestrik 2 months ago
ladies and gentlemen, mr. chuck norris!
....fuck you!
lol
TheBigRedMario 2 months ago 2
Chuck Norris destroyed the Periodic Table because the only element he recognizes is the element of SURPRIZE.
TheComicCreator1296 2 months ago 2
@TheComicCreator1296 lol
maxter480 2 months ago
Did anyone else start jerking off when chuck said fuck you...
1298GreenDay 2 months ago
who is chuck noris?
yaoilover787 2 months ago
@yaoilover787 your retarded
Bobiwanfetobi1 2 months ago
@Bobiwanfetobi1 and your not nice
^.^
yaoilover787 2 months ago
@Bobiwanfetobi1 and your an asshloe uppps sorry ur a pussy hole!!!!!!!!
danyelprz 2 months ago
@yaoilover787 *GASP*
themasterofvlogging 2 months ago in playlist More videos from NicePeterToo
@themasterofvlogging :3
yes?
yaoilover787 2 months ago
Hello Kitty vs Nyan Cat
themrsupermanto 2 months ago
chuck norris flosses with an electric fence
88SweetTee 2 months ago
Lloyd took a chip...And ate it...*DUNDUNDUUUUUUUUUUUUN*
rainbowbunnehgolden 2 months ago
Lloyd should have walked around the streets dressed like that! Oh wait, two chuck norris' would make the universe implode.
WeasleyBiliusRonald 2 months ago
My beards coming off... Oh noooo xD
SteveTheSk8r 2 months ago
Nicepeter:Ladies and Gentlemen Mr.Chuck Norris
Lloyd:Fuck you
LOL LMAO ROFL HAHA
Smile7821 2 months ago 2
Abe Lincoln wrote his own rhymes, Chuck Norris had to steal them all from the internet. Lincoln wins by default.
SilentCicadaOfficial 2 months ago
When Alex Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
aceman526 2 months ago 2
Lloyd is just too cute :D I like when he eats that chip xD
Ashleyartsy 2 months ago
"I AM CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS!!" -Most epic line of that video N/A. Chuck Norris won that battle from there on out. ;D
Catswerie 2 months ago