Robin Williams Stand Up Comedy Part 3

[Theotherone12321]

Ice fucking would promote alot more black guys ice skating

[Janemba126]

All those water bottles

[Estorial34]

He owes me a fucking lung and my abs. Bastard

[Bwkjam]

Here's another funny thing about the death penalty. 24 hours before your execution they put you on suicide watch? It's like stick don't kill yourself that's our job. Their was a guy in Texas who tried to hang himself 2 days before he got the needle they brought him to the hospital saved his life then 2 days later executed him, it's like he wakes up you'll live out the last 48 hours of your life suffering anxiety of your coming death, your welcome (8.

[MRSmetalmayhem]

iv been to canada they can keep it!

[CalebArgetlam]

@3:18 ROFL omg, this cracks me up. Couldn't stop laughing!

[motyomeid]

robin is THE funniest comedian on earth!love his accents very much too!

[SpkY7]

Yeah..let's quote all of his jokes and analyze them.

[jadebeast100]

robert williams is a epic comedian

[BitterBigTuba]

Go sit on Santas lapp timmy...EPIC

[BabyJedi2015]

ice fucking WOOOHOOOOO

[nonwoful]

oh great! now I wanna have ice fucking. lol

[wvredneck13]

@Wakipenda

Clearly you have nothing better in life to worry about. If you are hispanic/latino, then I understand the frustration. But if you're not... then you're a damn moron.

[Poet2916]

the only way marijuana is a performance enhancing drug is if there's a huge Hershey bar at the end of the run lmao =D

[Zekarius9]

At the end of the day, the dogs go back to their kennels and go "I can't taste my ass. I don't know why." Funniest line ever. Lol

[kattowitz4]

"Canda... Canda is like a loft department over a really great party."

LMAO

[ibeleaf]

@kattowitz4

department?

and you got thumbs up even... wow.

[kattowitz4]

@ibeleaf Stupid typos. You know how it is :/

[uomoitaliano8]

just imagine if eddie murphey didnt sell out!! robbie your the best!!

[SadiChanMagellan123]

Go sit on santa's lap Timmy.

[heberduarte]

"Make that turn, you bastard. Make it!!!!" haahahahaahaaaa

[jeswin7]

ice fucking hillarious!!

[Saisashi]

9 people don't want to dress like a sperm.

[aleccranston]

this is so funny 

[aleccranston]

this is so funny 

[jrcrocker11]

"oh shit wheres the fun now" haha

[Bellacanto0708]

omg lets cut the foreplay lets have some ice fucking..lol

[pettymolly]

i love robbie. brill actor, but this makes me nervous. too jumpy :P

[LokieSan093]

saying your going to go to bed at 12 am but cause robins so god damn awesome u look at the clock and its 2 in the freaking morning

[yayacm1]

did he finish the water??

[Halo1138]

"How will you steer?"

"I will do Kegels! I will FLEX my ASS and GO DOWN THE RUN!"

[farranspointon]

The KING of comedy! Appreciate you Robin!

[Honeyangel101]

I just like this and I think this is funny,no political bullshit or anything else.

[Blasted2Oblivion]

Canadians are called the nicest people on the planet but I have never met one that isn't a total dick.

[bowserhunter1]

8 canadians did not win the gold metal in the hockey olympics

[AlexForWhales]

@GEORDIELAD20 number one: the war is over, so get over it! Number two: please stop using offensive remarks as a comeback. I'm sure that none of us really appreciate it (oh and with that language u could easily be reported). Number Three: u clicked on this video for a reason, so just watch it instead of getting everyone worked up!

[Eye2EyeIIIV]

swearing is not comedian-like

[SkateHomeless]

I fucking love snowboarding, and I was laughing like hell when he called me and my friends potheads.

[DaneaKISS]

Haha! " I Want You To Dress Like A Sperm "

[MsMcewan]

Lpmaniac. He sed ginacologist not phycologest lol

[Anix18malen12]

3:25 what sport is he talking about?

[AlexandriaBlackheart]

@Anix18malen12 He is talking about Bobsledding

[AHafan1]

@Anix18malen12 he's talking about the luge, a form of bobsled which is different; you go down the chute on what is a kind of tray - very fast and dangerous

[LPmaniac123]

what german phycologist said " i want to dress like a sperm, shove an iceskate up my ass and slide down and ice chute.... YES!!! that would be fun!"

[metspin1]

What a quick thinking,damn!

[breakrdude18]

"let's cut the foreplay how bout ice fucking" LMAO!!!!!!

[joeghebert]

take a drink of liquor or beer every time robin does... u'll get drunk !

[EPIK562]

ice fucking.....thatd b cool

[25fanfan]

@GEORDIELAD20 alright rule one to come backs to be effective they must be understood.

[anddlizzle]

Robin Williams: The inventor of Ice Fucking.

[knucklescapricorn31]

lol

[badasstexasbunny]

ballz first down a ice shoot LMMFAO

[jose15015]

well i want to dress like a sperm

[Tanx1017]

Ice Fucking lmao

[HoggyWartyHogwarts]

"That and a mutant form of Football. `We have 13 men and a longer field!` Yeah you have fun, enjoy."

Robin is the best comedian ever.

[HVoltage152]

for all of you guys arguing about WWII. would you guys grow the fuck up! its HISTORY now. and, btw, Britain couldnt have won without America, and America couldnt have won without Britain. They BOTH caused major turning points in the war that eventually led to victory. and another thing, why are people from allied countries arguing over this shit? cant we all just get along and hate the Terrorists that are killing people TODAY in the world?

[Tanx1017]

@HVoltage152 Arguing on youtube is about as useful as a A flies fart in a Hurricane. Doesnt really do much people dont have anything else better to do than start fights and say they are going to do something when they will forget about it in a hour. Lol And you are right. Hate the terrorists??? Why only hate them, join the Military and come see what i do when they shoot at me.

[HVoltage152]

@Tanx1017 you're in military are you? thats the very best then, glad to have you fighting for our freedom. but I think I have seen enough shooting and blood and violence. I dont really like any of the three, so.. I think I'll pass on watching the bloodbath overseas, but thanks for the invite...

[HVoltage152]

@Tanx1017 I just want to make myself clear in saying that I really am happy that you fine men and women are out there doing this for the freedom of innocent people, I re-read my last comment and I didnt want you to think I didnt care about what you do.

[Tanx1017]

@HVoltage152 I wasnt trying to sounds like some of the stuff we do is fun because its not. I was just say if they shot first than i have no remorse and i got what you meant no worrys

[HVoltage152]

@Tanx1017 I understand, protecting yourself is your top priority, and ok good, I hate getting off on the wrong foot with people.

[Tanx1017]

@HVoltage152 Good lol

[kirbyboie]

@GEORDIELAD ...so...do u speak english? Wat i got out of it was that the brits were first to join the war? And if that is so, like i said it started in europe, yes. It ended because we decided enough was enough. Europe would've fallen to hitler, nd then he would've been over. He didn't even try for america cuz we udve beaten his ass all the way bak to germany.

[BRtankbuster]

@kirbyboie No, actually it ended because your fleet got attacked by Japan and you finally realised that you couldn't be neutral in a world war.

That said, Hitler would've been defeated either way. The Russians did most of the fighting in World War 2 anyway (yes, I'm sure they don't tell you that in history class), and Britain would not have fallen.

[steelersfan4life1]

robin willams is the funniest man alivee, no jokee

[kirbyboie]

"go sit on santa's lap timmy!" *thpzzzzt!* best part ever. Again the french fucking hate america. All because we saved their asses twice from germany. And for u fags who r gonna say, w"ell america join at the end of the war," guess what?! The war ended BECAUSE we joined. All of europe was fucked until our eager young lads poured into europe. We sent u motherfuckers 3million men that were under 30. Guess how many came back? Less than a million.

[GEORDIELAD20]

@kirbyboie fuk ye cok ead us brits wer 1s tht saved the world if it wernt 4 us skull fukin hitlers gannie yed al b speakin german so gan fuk ye ma ye incest lvn bastad

[Forseliz]

@GEORDIELAD20 i think youd be fucked if it wasnt for the americans .. cos then you would have had the italians , japs and german.

[GEORDIELAD20]

@Forseliz ere reet we stopd hitler on wer awn if it wernt 4 us hed av took owa the whole world wer 1 of the smallest cuntrys in the world yet evry tym thers a war we ave te sort it oot

[Forseliz]

@GEORDIELAD20 you really have a writing problem pal . I have no idea what you said so i will repeat - YOU WOULD BE FUCKED IF THE AMERICANS DIDNT HELP YOU !!!!!

[25fanfan]

@GEORDIELAD20 it's time to calm down look at the keyboard and check which keys aren't working because NOBODY UNDERSTANDS YOUR STUPID CRAP

[GEORDIELAD20]

@25fanfan we mayb if ye undastood english ye wud na wot a was sayn ye cunt a speak propa english like aye y is it americans always say brits dnt speak english wen we invented it then america just disgraces it howay ye cnt even pronounce stuf propa ye fukin daft cunt

[JazKW347]

"Lets have Ice Fucking" XD

[Sheeton1]

"Put on a glove man"

[Niyessa]

"Before the lethal injection they give you an alcohol swab, thats so nice." lmfao

[newtubeusername]

@dadyslilbee14 "it's America that's going down the shitter" and thats not being rude? as much as i think america sucks, there isn't a need to express it, but being a hippo is another thing, so fuck off dadyslilbee.

[StaraziaSelin66]

@dadyslilbee14 wtf man its just robin williams, he's doing standup

[Oldbluesock]

i love him doing stand up

[SatoTM2]

cut the foreplay lets have icefucking c'mon! =D

[MrImballin]

@ daddys- dude it's a "free" country he can be rude until it interferes with your rights and he hasn't so fck off you patriotic hockey nut and go to history class jeez

[club46]

@dadyslilbee14

He's just fucking around. Dam it just a dam joke. get a life man

[Highland45]

Wow...just thought I'd clear up that Canadian money is NOT called the loonie. That would be our one dollar coin. We have dollars ;)

[samwise54321]

What the Hell's so bad about Texas!!?

[pedrobarboza92]

@samwise54321 Don't know if you like her, but I don't understand it, eigther. Demi Lovato was born there, I believe, and she is pretty!

[samwise54321]

What the Hell's so bad about Texas!!?

[arittt]

at 3:27 LOL .. ''u know what .i want to dress like a sperm LOL

[TheKwachner227]

"A guy comes to hit me i fucking knock him out EH!!!"

[GameStar1300]

I dont even do pot and I know it doesnt help

[ZackT618]

We could have won that if you werent doing brrrrrrrrrring! Dolphin Boy!

[dreidl19380]

Dolphin Boy!

[4sitebone]

i thought Robin Williams was canadian !

[trippanalga715]

cant taste my ass dont know why

[dreidl19380]

Why wouldn't they be able to taste it?

[darkjill]

robert william , is related to Bill O'raelly?

i eman they look a like

[Slimin3m]

ok . .. u mean robin williams bill o'rielly not robert and o'raelly . . . no there not related

[WhateverArtist]

Man, I feel sorry for Timmy.

[taylabug24]

who cares who made what? He funny as hell

[Willtradesoul4cupojo]

"the only way its a performance enhancer is if there is a big god dam hershey bar at the end of the run"

lol!

[ultimategaara15]

marijuana enhances many things colors tastes sensations but u r certainly not fucking empowered

[funnychubman123]

"I want to dress like a sperm, shove an ice skate up my ass, and go balls first down an ice chute"

lol

[1flesh1prop]

"Timmy. Go sit on Santa's Lap. Zaaaap!!!!"

[vidrata27]

Ahahahahhahahahah He is soo crazy and funny!

[bhdgiva]

I know thw definition of retarded in Texas is pretty wide...oh,I say it baby...

ha ha a h hah aha ahaha

[aarbear12]

Yes, sadly retarded describes about half of Texas's population.

[bigfoot2448]

at least they use the death penalty well unlike california

[GrievousCommander]

You don't know shit.

[jpysir]

basketball, lacrosse both invented by canadians, im not sure about hockey, don't think was made here,

[Woset]

...You're dumb, Hockey was invented in Canada so was Lacrosse. Basketball however was not, the only thing Canadians did for Basketball was invent the net.

[jpysir]

a net and a ball, thats 50%. and basket...(the word is in the name) ball was to invented there. by doctor James Carter of the ur a fagot foundation.......... any one seen baseketball? best movie in the early 80's of ur a dumb cracker from the block pussy willow. eat yo fuckin face crakher

[Cdiwins1]

lol i agree with Higgjiggly008!

[xpolizeix]

"what drunken german gynecologist invented THAT sport?"

[Firecracker68]

"Put on a glove man!"

[sisdog123]

AH HA! A CLUE SHERLOCK!!!!!!

[hatake34]

an arab in utah is like an albino at the apollo lmao

[Premonition45]

"No, Count Chocula!"

[mizzomuffin]

03;29! lmao

[SillyBucky]

If comedy's therapeutic, RW is a genius guru with a PHD.

[mikimoto88]

lets cut the foreplay, lets have ice fucking!

[multa5]

good stuff

[jakejokerdef]

"lets have icefucking..."

So funny!

[kurabete]

"We don't want you gettin that last minute infection!"

[yharoonian]

Big Fucking Hershy Bar at the end of the runway... haha

[wrestlemaniac8]

"I'm there!"

[TheFlameKisser]

Take me w/ u!!!! I want CHOCOLATE!!!!!

[dreidl19380]

Ya It's true what he said about Marijuana. You are definitely not empowered.