Realize this...

[BassBOY0GIRL]

Is it wierd that i think george clooney is the sexiest thing on the planet, and im not even into men?

[logicandsincerity]

what? michelle's mum could sell dick to lesbians?

[TheBeefybri]

goto school mom

[ColeNick20]

3 drinks and no top? Sign me up?

[snurris22]

What does "duschie"(?) mean?

[chokavic2204]

Can I get you the 3rd drink? .... *imitates Lizzy The Lezzy* ... pleaseeeee

[CLEARING JOKING...not]

Xo

[SweaterLint]

What's the music in this video? It'd make really chill study music and I wantsss. I'm not douchey so you should tell me. :)

PS - I <3 the beaver bunch.

[sl9140]

Get to real estate school Girl!!!!

[claddagh143]

After watching several of these videos, I've come to realize I've got a bit of a crush. You are so freaking awesome!

And tell your mom she should totally go to real estate school. No matter what you do, if it's something you enjoy doing it will all be worth it.

[CapernicusSensei]

Grandma Beaver needs to get her some Real Estate Schoolin'!

[therealxNightSkyx]

mama need to go to real-estate school

[therealxNightSkyx]

hey miss green eyes!

[paul20072007]

1. Mother go to real estate school!

2. How bi is bi in your tagline? I don't know if I'm older than your mother but I'm "older" enough!!

[emabelle18]

Michelle's mom- GO TO REAL ESTATE SCHOOL!

[adorablepancreas]

Your mom should go to real estate school...especially if she could sell dick to a lesbian. That's some skill right there.

[jonjames1986]

maybe ur mom could invest in real estate, buying homes then renting them out for monthly income. House prices are down, so she'll have a better chance to find deals. Since the dollar has been dropping, the extra revenue may be useful.

Have a good day

[pigpen7471]

frack ya! lura roslin is HOTT! i think it is the glasses.

[crashoveride544]

Melon tits, well that is something. Have fun at 8/8/08. Ps your mom should go to real estate school!

[beccal58]

Michelle's mum - go to real estate school. Gooood vid by the way xD

[nerdcorexoxo]

melons, aye??

l0l.

i hope you have fun at 888!!

and to the Mom of one of the coolest

beavers ever, GO TO REAL ESTATE SCHOOL!!

it'll be fun.

:]

[CynthiaJayde85]

okay Michells's Momma needs to go to Real Estate school. hope you found some tops fro your Melons.. and I just wanted to saw I love drunk Michelle, she my favorite.. hehe. and yeah you are neurotic but you are amzing and gorgeous so it makes a complete package.. HAVE FUN IN 888!!!!

[PeachesDied]

Momma needs to go to real estate school...like..now!

[solacewishes]

LMAO!!! She can sell dick to a lesbian??!!!!! hahahahaha! Fucking classic! lol

[irontiger444]

I hope at this point that you found something to contain your lovely melons and ease that particular stress. Regardless -- Breathe... it'll be OK. 'K?

Mary McDonnell-- total babe. You have awesome taste.

I have a friend who could rule the galaxy with his computer skills, but he decided, instead, to get an English degree. Peoples iz funny like that, yeah?

The drinking thing... before you go to bed, drink a BIG glass of water and take two Tylenol; Pedia-lyte upon waking. Feel better, you will.

[ljalique]

Melon size tits are F'ing AWESOME!!!! ...dont worry..you look amazing no matter what you have on!! your list is cool...I have plenty of lists my self!!..as for your

[biggtk]

There's nothing wrong with being attracted to older women. I've got the biggest crush on Julie Andrews. Older woman are just....sexy. It's a scientific fact!

[jdjdbig]

Finding cute tops to wear for 888 may not be as big a problem as you thought...

After 3 drinks you said the top will be off anyway.

Have a great time in Toronto and we'll still be here when you get back!

[squishitrishi]

have fun at 888!

mom-real estate school could be fun??!?!?

[HaleyMary]

Aw, damn, you're making me so sad. :( I chose to stay in the prairies because I'm going to university in the fall and am trying to save my money for tuition. Have a great trip and tell me about how it went. :) You can depress me next week with telling me about all the fun I missed out on. :)

[brittany09]

yeah your mom should go to real estate school. my mom went and she loves it.

[daniGurl89tf]

sell dick to a lesbian!!! -bahahaha..

[FeliciaFallout]

GO TO REAL ESTATE SCHOOL :D

[zpooky]

Great quotes as always:

"I've come to terms with being a giant homo" and "My mom could sell dick to a lesbian".

If she really can do that, she needs to go to real state school rigth now.

[CinderFNRella]

woot, have a great time at 8-8-8, be safe =D

[sungoldshine]

I also have a thing for women in power a la Janet Reno and Margret Thatcher. Michelle's Mom take real estate class!!!!!

[AnIrrationalRatio]

To Michelle, not her mommy:

First, diets,eh! A balanced lifestyle works, not only eating squirrel food for ten weeks. A real diet is a way of life, eh. (this is coming from an actual fatty BTW haha)

Hmmm, always tired, easily intoxicated, I almost want to say check with your Doc that you don't have diabetes, eh. (sorry, my brain says weird things sometimes,eh)

Have fun at 888,eh! and remember, videos every five to ten minutes, or I'm calling the RCMP,eh!

[supergetz]

Quote of the century..."Mom could sell dick to a lesbian!!" rofl!! Michelle's mom go sell real estate!!! We share the same problems with drinking Michelle...my problem is not flashing but streaking and when I was 23 I decided not to do that anymore!!

[AnIrrationalRatio]

HELLO! MRS MICHELLE'S MOM!

I won't tell you to do what your daughter tells you.

But I do wonder if you ever felt that someone would be great at something when they weren't able to feel the same. Thinking about now you'll see that you would be great from Michelle's point of view.

It's your choice as to whether you want to start into that career today or if you want to wait for a week or two. Either way, you know you'll have fun!

Take it from me, don't be irrational :P

AIR

[mickiebee14]

yes!!! 888 is gonna be awesome!!

[exzentriker420]

Michelle's mom, Go to real estate school!!!

Michelle you rock!!!!!!

[winec00ler]

To Michelle's Mom: You can always teach somebody Real Estate but you can't teach salesmanship, you either got it or ya don't -There are 19 year old kids selling real estate nowadays, ew. Go to school, otherwise your always gonna have that feeling of "what if?" And you'll feel better about yourself too :)

[youngwithoutyouth]

"Mama needs some pushin'"

*pushes mama*

Do it. Do it. Do it.

[BrokenxSocialxScene]

Michelle, my mom is exactly the same! She has been going on for years about how she wants to ''get a job, life etc'' but she won't do anything about it. So, I say to her and everyone else in the same situation....think about regret and how you will feel if it is finally too late and go and get your dream! Mommas all need some pushin' :(

[spookythebando]

Michelle's mom: if you could sell me dick... then you should SO go to real estate school!

[lookitsmurphy]

you're mom should get a real estate license for sure!!! i've been interning at a real estate agency all summer and it's so badass especially if she's good at that sort of thing. i'm sure it will be even more badass when the market picks up! the only reason i'm not thinking about going into real estate is that i'm afraid i'll have too much fun and never end up going to law school like i've been planning to do all through college.

[seashechanges]

haha, the first three answers you gave were exactly identical to what i would have said!

i'm strangely drawn to the idea of going to 888, but it's a costly 3 hour drive to toronto and i'm not even sure if vid-less youtubers are invited? so i'm guessing not. have fun!

[shari53379]

HAHAHHAA-dick to a lesbian....MOM GO TO SKOOL!!!

[malloryspiderwick]

K, Lil Miss Neurotic, I hope your apartment is clean and tidy before you leave! And you must have a wide range of cute outfits with matching shoes and handbags to take to 888. Oh, and the cats need their massages scheduled for while you're gone! Don't forget :-)

Loved your take on $ spent on others. I've pared down my life financially so that I can give money to causes I care about. It feels amazing. Have fun dear!

[andreashamrock]

If you puke everything you drink you won't feel bad in the morning :D

[Hobartthedolphinboy]

-takes a running start and tackles Michelle's mom sending her flying through the doors of a real estate school-

[DavidRayDog]

mmmmmmm . . . . melons!

Michelle's Mom: go to real estate school - you'll have a blast and make a ton of money!

Michelle - you'll look great in any clothes you wear but good luck packing anyway.

Cheers and have a bunch of fun at 888!

[xALPx13]

first off: you get to go to CANADA!!!! i wish i could go just for vacay.

second: laura roslin is one sexy cougar :)

third: michelle's mom, go to real estate school!

[astoldbyhannah]

we all miss you michelle!

[3vil1]

If you're in Toronto this weekend and want to hang out with a bunch of cute, fun lesbians, contact me! We'll take you to the best gay clubs. =)

Everyone has the same motivation and discipline problems. The trick is to stop punishing yourself, focus on what makes you feel GOOD (not buff/a certain size, etc.), and surrounding yourself with positive, healthy people. =)

ps - I am also the last (only queer) child of a Jewish family line. Props.

[memoirsofagenevieve]

Go to real estate school!

[iamakinkychicken]

I am texting you right now, but I am excited as well for 888 and nervous...

nervous but excited ... eep!!

I think Chantelle's got a good itinerary for all of us! see you in like 24 hrs!

[hursty810]

Holy crap, a lot to respond to...

1. Laura Rosalyn is amazing no matter what age!

2. Waking up tired? Get a new mattress. I know this bed guy in Florida...

3. Michelle's Mom, Sell me to Michelle, then go sell houses!

4. *note - 3 drinks in Michelle makes Hursty a happy man...

5. You like to buy gifts? My birthday is Sunday. I'm just saying...

and finally "I've come to terms with being a giant homo" HAHAHAHAHA

You are awesome woman, have fun for me @ 888!!!

[banditluva]

have fun at 888!!! good luck packing ;)

[JaredInABottle]

Damn youtube, it said my first comment failed... Jeez. The things I do around here...

[JaredInABottle]

Michelle's Mom,

If you can sell Dick to a Lesbian, go ahead and do realestate school!

Michelle,

I want footage overload from 888. Make me feel like I was there!!!

Love ya,

Jared

[JaredInABottle]

To Michelle's Mom:

Mom, If you can sell Dick to a Lesbian I think you should go into realestate school!

Michelle:

You better take some fricken amazing footage because for those of us who can't make it to 888 we want you to make us as jealous as possible with footage. MAKE USE FEEL LIKE WE'RE THERE!!!

Love ya,

Jared

[gentlebutch]

Sounds like your mom should definitely go into some sort of marketing. I'm very neurotic too lol. But my gf loves me so it's all good lol.

[donnahot1982]

Yes I do baby even if you are the most OCD person I've ever met lol.

[ss713]

I really hate douchey people too. Seriously.

Have fun at 888.

[linsby1]

good luck! you're going to have a blast, lady!