Taco Bell Meat Hose - John Ramsey

[TobyAMcElroy]

Sixty people prefer to get their meat from a hose.

[iCeeyBoI]

they need to put you in the back, because you don't know what not to say

[zicuenca]

ironic that he's wearing brown?

[LylaRochelle]

I feel sick to my stomach.

[devildogpete]

joke got stale after the first 45 seconds. Learn when to call it quits man. Geez.

[ThePlaidFace]

Damn you need no know when to stop and move on to the next joke.

[theoreo88]

ommfg awesome subbed!

[Endomatic0]

Don't hate it. Funny. Esp the last part.

[tinoyeddie]

domes joke ever u need to get better at this if u want this to be ur carrier

[yellowcougar18]

Like others are saying, Prasanth is ripping off you're jokes such as the meat hose joke.

He is also stealing from Bobby Lee.

Honestly, comedians who steal jokes must be called out on it, same way a musician should and is called out when the plagiarise material.

[Starlord1999]

Prashanth Venkataramanujam ripped this joke off in a video posted two days ago.

[JoshB6047]

Prashanth Venkataramanujam....is stealing your jokes...

[tridens57]

You are freaking funny

[okobojigirl4p7]

YUCKY!!!!

[joshlee1090]

It's a long joke, but he did say meat hose. @zhen1234

[joshlee1090]

It's a long joke, but he did say meat hose.

[x3xleggedxninja]

John Ramsey, sir, you are a funny man!

[Ikehammer]

So funny. So great.

[TrilleDiabolo]

I love this, I just can't stop giggling over the way you word this.

[barkingbailie]

I think it's impressive when a comedian can go for THREE AND A HALF minutes on something simple. ESPECIALLY incorporating puns. hilarious. I've heard enough one hour sets on the difference between men and women. We all need more meat hose material in our lives.

[dwhit8]

@barkingbailie I agree, I thought this was funny the whole way through, and more impressive because it's on a single subject.

[barkingbailie]

I think it's hilarious when a comedian can go for THREE AND A HALF MINUTES on non-stop jokes about something simple. I've heard enough one hour sets on the difference of men and women. We need more meat hose material in our lives.

[KnifeEdged]

great fucking joke man!

[MichaellXGP]

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[MackTenn74]

Hello John...I actually WORK for Taco Bell as an Assistant General Manager. I will say the joke is hilarious, but just for the record, THERE IS NO MEAT HOSE! LOL A scoop is used to put beef into tacos and onto other menu items. If you ever make it to Tennessee, come to my store--your food is on me!

[nickdeln]

@MackTenn74 so there is a meat SCOOP?

[dTea45]

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[Aylali]

1:35 The baby voice in the background :D | You're a great comedian by the way :)

[trumpetgirl5]

don't forget the sour cream gun.

[shboul]

no they dont use hoses i went and checked lol

[TvirusLOT84]

" meat hose" That was my best friend's name in High school!!!! LOVE THIS VID!!!

[RyattEarp]

don't you mean we're closed

that was great

[ChrisLikesMusic92]

I thought the title said "Meat Horse".. LOL

[doggystyle82]

I'm definetely googling meathose.com after this

[Doc141]

"Saying we're just having a problem with the Meat Hose wouldn't be an acceptable explanation for the lack of meat if we were on a space shuttle!"

Every time I hear that line I lose it. hahaha.

[itsMinuteMaid]

"meethoes" IS a website, LMFAO. Someone should upload that to failblog

[Rosstacular]

i told my mom about this and she is really mad at you. she said she doesnt know where to go to get tacos now. she said it's like a death in the family. LOL

[ieatnuggetswithafork]

@Rosstacular um, local mexican restaurants? or just make you're own. by far one of the easier things to make.

[Rosstacular]

@ieatnuggetswithafork um, ok.

[UncaringMan]

Man that's just nasty, meat hose. Sure glad that i work at a Taco Bell without one otherwise i might have quit on day 1

[xDamianiKillsXGaming]

Taco Bell is my absolute favorite place :)

[IronCladBen]

Dude I saw you perform this bit at Coldtowne a while back, freakin' hilarious.

[jhaze918]

taco bell is seriously the single greatest and worst thing in the world....no joke

[Co55ette]

Taco Bell is hiring. They are currently hiring employees who are humorless and easily offended. If you do not understand the art of comedy your chances of being hired are very high. If these skills describe you - welcome to the Taco Bell family.

[thedetective22]

whats funny about this shit?

[Jahooba]

Damn. Well, whatever... I'm poor and Taco Bell is tasty.

[Gcow55]

Having worked at Taco Bell for 3 years as a teenager, I can assure you that there is definitely no meat hose. While there are plenty of truths that would turn one off of the food, a meat hose is nonexistent. Stupid joke.

[PiefaceclownPrdctns]

@Gcow55

That's because it's a joke. If you knew anything about humor, you would know that hyperbole is funny and a good way to get laughs

[Celestecles]

-I love Taco Bell! Yum

[Tombo44]

Good material

[meloearth]

Have you seen how "meat" is raised and how it's killed? Have you learned about the milk industry? I dare you. GO VEGAN!

[warpath]

lmao meat hose!

where was this?

[davematthewsfan99]

look at MEAT.ORG and you might never eat meat again

[timdopte]

jesus christ there's just nothing funny to american comedy is there?

[theshitfacelove]

i work at taco bell. no meat hose....

[meloearth]

@theshitfacelove I'm sorry to hear that. Hopefully the future looks better for ya.

[btvbrndn]

this is one of those comedians that you gotta be drunk or high for him to be funny

[feymuz]

dude dont post more video´s this suck

[Lifesucksdie123]

do you get paid every time you meathose?

[mchoops91]

dumb

[therealEnrique]

"dont you meen we're closed"

[JJFiveTwo]

Funny from 0:36 - 1:20.

[ctran019]

Was funny for 2-3 seconds then turned lame.

[itsMinuteMaid]

i like the part where he talked about the meat hose

[CambodianCommando]

I don't know what a meat hose is. Please explain.

[LYHOTSproductions]

lol i love it! CHEESY GORDITA CRUNCH FTW!!!! =D

[NinjaDarknessXx]

yea man we get the joke now move on already

[bdockfan]

Be glad he actually said he wasn't going to stick his dick in your taco.

[longam007]

you drug that one as far as you could, yawn

[JohnMattBault]

they didn't have a meat hose when I worked at taco bell

[Wafflelactic]

i think im glad we dont have taco bell in new zealand

[sirMAXX77]

meat hose? thats not what i remember.its pre-packaged and heated in square hotel pans.

[JakeThaSnakeMW2]

joke went on for wayyyyy too long... keep each joke under two minutes mox and transition to a different topic... like from this you could have talked about all fast food chains and funny things about their products, then their advertising next... keep it new and moving or else the audience will get bored and you will loose their attention quickly.

[davidwardfilm]

@JakeThaSnakeMW2 Thank you Professor ThaSnakeMW2, you have truly opened my eyes to how stand-up comedy works. However, I find it troubling that someone of your elite academic status cannot spell "lose" or "max" correctly. Of course, no comedic genius is perfect. I will pass on your knowledge to the masses.

[rensephoz2]

When I worked in the taco bell, after they showed me how to work the meat hose, i didn't feel like spitting in people's food no more

[Rivalinfantry]

i googled it taco bell does have a meat hose...

[MisterBoldy]

@Rivalinfantry ya i used to work there there is none its packaged in plastic and then they boil in hot water then place it in a stainless steel container for serving...\\

:)

[Rivalinfantry]

@MisterBoldy that seems way to nicely worded to be taco bell procedure. lol

[MisterBoldy]

@Rivalinfantry haha.

[EsdoRek]

I dont remember a meat hose but the dehydrated beans looked like wood chips

[PurpleHazeGoofyGrape]

meat stick, skin flute, meat hose, ..............taco bueno beeeellllllll

[bobojacobo]

Taco Bell just basically bastardizes real authentic Mexican food.

[EnglandoIV]

@bobojacobo And still manages to make it taste great. Bastards are people too.

[milliradian]

It doesn't come from a hose, but it is cloned. Look it up the USDA has said cloned meat products(including milk/cheese) do not have to be labeled as being from cloned animals. The USDA's reason for this? "It is SO similar to what we already ingest" Why the FUCK do you think all of MCDonalds hamburgers taste the same? It's not the seasoning...Same for Taco Bell.

[crazydude8893]

Ive got no beef with thi...mmmmmmmm LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Odenkay]

.. I don't get it..weird

[TimTehPilot]

i want a crunch wrap now....

[yewrev9]

if you get back into meat hoses I'll let you suckle mine. u r hawt

[C2torials]

i started laughing so hard at the crap chute part

[crossmenjeff]

what disturbed me most about the quote was that it was animal nonspecific. the meat hose could have been beef, chicken, raccoon, former employees, we just don't know.

[pisces38]

No quiero Taco Bell lol

[HigherPlanes]

Meat hose and cowgina.

[BwSeven]

hose's meat

[HanareccaFFXI]

Someone please explain to me how any of this is ground breaking comedy?

[davidwardfilm]

@HanareccaFFXI Pretty sure that when this joke was described as "ground breaking" in the description, the comedian was being sarcastic.

[theAisforawesome]

@HanareccaFFXI its a joke ha this is the comedians channel he wrote that in the underbar as a joke

[ericunderscores]

Most observational humor is made up. Hilarity doesn't usually happen without some help.

[CaptainWhacky]

To everyone that is bitching about the fact that there may or may not be a meat hose.... who gives a crap? It's a joke.

[zhen1234]

dude seriously....ur milking the joke

[johnramseycomedy]

@zhen1234 I wish I could say this was the longest version I've done.

[metalhaze]

@johnramseycomedy I think it was well paced and there was a good amount of time placed on the joke. I feel like you could have dropped the whole prostitute thing though. Wasn't as strong as the rest of the jokes and would help to cut back on the time spent on it. Really funny stuff!

[jeremiahjw]

@johnramseycomedy Everything was awesome, but the meat ho jokes. Cut that out and it's perfect. 

[gizmofsu]

@johnramseycomedy  lol Great come back. Taco Bell Meat Hose deserves at least 3-4 minutes.

[kenjina86]

@johnramseycomedy  i think you should've gone on!

[ussireno]

@johnramseycomedy That's what she said.

[WillieNero]

@johnramseycomedy I love this joke more ever time I listen to it. Thanks John!

[BrokeDown35]

@zhen1234 The crowd doesn't seem to mind at all.

[stickshaka]

@zhen1234 Ya know when you milk things on an industrial scale you use.. a hose?

[LEFT4BASS]

@zhen1234 he's not milking it

[jimdidr]

@zhen1234 He is more like thumbing it to get more pressure...

[Hockeypuckjr]

As a former employee of taco bell, THERE IS NO MEAT HOSE... End of story

[cyranoone]

@Hockeypuckjr ws really worried there would be a meat hose, at the same time kinda disapointed

[Syeno]

Im guessing meat hose is a..... long... tube..... that ground beef comes out of? :\ im sure its not an actual hose... just a nickname or somthing.... some ppl call toilets "the crapper" or "the can".. doesnt mean its any of those things lol... meh... i <3 taco bell

[johnramseycomedy]

Thanks for all your comments!

I hope there really isn't a meat hose. But, I really hope there aren't meat hos.

[theresignation00]

@johnramseycomedy I keep picturing the scene from Do The Right Thing where they bust open the fire hydrant...except out pours sausages.

[Euph420]

@johnramseycomedy Hilarious joke, bud! Just to clarify though, I clicked on this because I work at a taco bell. The way we do our meat - it stays in a fridge in large thick sealed bags until we're ready to make it. once we need to make it, we take it out of the box (still in the bag) and drop it in 196 degree water for 30 minutes. Once it's been completely thermalized, we open the bag and pour the contents into clean pans and distribute it with portioned 'scoops'. No meat hoses!(still hilarious)

[TMack771]

he really milked that joke

[Darkhearted84]

Taco Bell uses horse meat just so you know.

[Syeno]

@Darkhearted84 so thats why its so tasty D:

[LaRezNar]

meat hose? 

[NinjaCOOKIEZZ74]

@LaRezNar He means meat hoes

[elpadroney]

meat hose? GROSS and I had a vocane meat hose burrito last night

[nathanjd83]

one pitch higher and he would have sounded like a Jerry S. joke.

[krzysztofmajewski]

His delivery is very emblematic of the genre. He sounds like early Seinfeld.

[zack1e]

Anybody else thought of "penis" when he said meat hose?

Who knew Taco Bell was so kinky

[johoyouknow]

@zack1e No........ No i didn't.

[zack1e]

@johoyouknow The more you knowww

[jah1374]

omg crap chute...lmao

[guym619]

none of this was funny

[cwil81]

lol wat

[ChaosBlack]

First i was like: XD

then i was like: =|

[MuNkaPOtaMuS]

call me unimpressed.... the entire back end of that joke could have been removed, and it would have been better over all.

[Qzern]

pretty hilarious but at least a minute could've been cut out

[strongpimphand]

Whoa...3 mins and 30 seconds??? The joke was funny for 1 min. The next minute I waited for a transition. The last minute and a half I was just streaming because my view was already counted by youtube.

[crusherbad64]

so this joke takes over 3 minutes?

[tyler21phd]

You're on digg!

Comedy central, I hope you're seeing this!

[AmexLibertarian]

This will probably hit a million views by the next 7 days.

[Og3990]

@AmexLibertarian go digg go

[HarbsFTW]

I had to pause 2mins in from laughter tbh. XD

[hcoll]

This sucks.... trying too hard....

[AtalayaC]

Maybe he meant "Meat Hoes."

[blueoctober1121]

Did he seriously just not make a single penis joke after spending 3:34 talking about a meat hose?

[blklightning330]

@blueoctober1121 i think that part is implied. lol.

[shoegazer666]

this guy is trying too hard.

[sleeplesson]

I wonder how much ground beef it would run me to get the meat hoes to suck on my meathose.

[DrQxx]

Meat hose FTL

[number420pencil]

taco bell is fucking awesome.

[Icix1]

Really? Taco Bell is shitty? I had no idea....

[mtxrawkus]

Its really more like a meat "gun"

[nk5316]

this is dumb.. they dont use meat hose's .. but nice try.

[thisisntjon]

This laugh track sounds fake

[johnramseycomedy]

@thisisntjon this is the actual laughter. The audience was mic'd though. They were also really drunk.

[motecarlo2x]

@johnramseycomedy great response

[ganjamigo]

Strange, when I worked at taco bell, the beef came in bags which you put in boiling water. No meat hoses, just a little meat scoop.

[Blackdragun71121]

@ganjamigo - Same thing I thought too. Beans & Meat both came in bags . . . .

[AvPvM]

@ganjamigo Meat scoop for bagged boiled meat doesnt sound any better lol

[twentyn9ne]

haha meathoes

[NinjaOfWar]

Don't concern yourself with the secrets of scary people. Just eat and hope you don't discover it's origin. It'll taste the same.

[slvgdvg]

The comedy club is in an airplane hanger? Jeez, nice decor. Reminds me of one of them new age churches.

[dibbers]

funny dude, really funny, taco bell was my ONE fast food place i still enjoyed, and now you have ruined it for me.

[stickygelatohands]

This is really funny. Clearly on par with other big comedians today, get yourself a record deal.

[RashaTwain]

@stickygelatohands Yea, Taco Bell jokes. Hot topic among the greats.

[soccerdude349]

Lol i love your stand up. you need to do cds