Bike idiot
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  • Lame ass loser

  • How the fuck do you suck that bad?

  • epic idiot

  • looks like he wears a helmet to bed, why not on that bike?

  • Sv650... I watch this video whenever I need a good laugh... mother forgot to tell him about standing still trees besides the parked car...

  • SV650?

    

  • 0:04 ''Dont hit the parked car!!" dont worry, he wont...

  • This is too funny! Asshole! Stick to cars, fucker!!!

  • wtf!?! that motherfucking tree jumped right in front of him! :O

  • o damn lol, that was some funny crap right there, think he would of just swerved a lil but head on seemed like good idea i guess

  • Probably what happened.

    1. learning to ride for the first time

    2. started to lose control

    3. went to grab the brake, but pulled on the gas as well

    4. crashed

    happens to new riders trying to learn

  • @mrcusanelli Possibly yes but that is a 650 I think, not a SS by any means but still far too powerful for someone who has never sat on a bike before (and clearly he hasn't). He has no clutch and throttle control, it shows clearly even before he panics. In short he has no business on such a bike before he has lerned the basics on a 125 or similar, preferably in more controlled environment.

  • haha ...love it

  • oh shit what an idiot

  • she forgot to say tree thats all

    

  • FUCKING RETARD!

  • He was lucky he hit the tree - he sounded lilke he had the throttle opening up with the "grip of death".

  • Obviously the camera mans fault, they told him to watch out for the car but forgot to mention the curb and tree.

  • hopefully hes hurt more than that innocent sv!

  • So suicide bombers are aiming for the squirrels now! (Before you label me 'racist', I would have said the exact same no matter what the colour of there skin was)

  • ROFL!!! I replayed this like 20 times im freakin crying.Just funny seeing big dude eat a tree...

  • nice car!!!

  • at least he took her advice and didnt hit the parked car =/

  • Who planted a tree on the road? xD

  • Well, at least he has the crashing part down.

  • pls tell me he did it on purpose lmao

  • damn i feel bad for that bike

  • He hits the curb... and speeds up... w.t.f.

  • .......WHY???......

  • jeez

    poor tree

  • da zero para ele,,,,kkkkk

  • wtf!!???? i would expect this to be some kid but an adult!!!??!!!! i SMELLA DUMBASS

  • LMAOROFL

    A good way to start out not crashing into a tree is to ride a bike

  • Give the guy a break. At least he had his Safety Shorts on!!

  • "Watch out for that parked car!"

    "Yah I know I'm not a freakin retar-OH SHI- CRASH

  • i feel sorry for the tree

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA FAIL!~!!!!!

    Never get on a bike again ok!!!

  • At least he didn't hit the parked car...

  • hahahahahahahahhahahahhaahahah­ahah han svensk eller?

  • Its ok .. its just the naked version people.

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  • holly shit man...hah... its like a tree had a magnet or something

    that was a call of nature or something, i dont know, but epic video

    THANKS 4 UPLOAD LOL

  • i'm gonna email this to RWJ. If you want this video in his next video do the same!

  • hahahahahaha!!! that must have hurt real bad

  • lol straight into the tree. classic

  • are u jocking me? how stupid can u be .... even a girl dose better .... omfg

  • He isnt't idiot.... just amateur!

  • now the thing i find the funniest is the closer he gets to the tree of pain the more he gasses it up, as spock used to say it is illogical captain.

  • buhahahahahahahahahahaha co za debil!

  • Damn, why did they plant a tree there - had it been in the middle of the driveway he would have missed it.

  • Ohhh shit, LOL

  • People are so fuckin stupid.

  • Well, he granted your request and didn't hit the parked car.

  • trees are cyclists magnets

  • What!? I did not know they could make turns and stuff!

  • Red Flag at 0:03.....

  • hahahahahahahahaha thank you

  • O OH OHHH SHIT!!!!

  • "Oh shit!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!

  • fuck-in MOron....

  • haha, fuck ya.

  • lmao

  • idiot hahahaha

  • 1st time without his stableisers on !!!

  • you must have felt idiotic.

  • Is that a Pontiac Aztek?

  • i love how both people behind the camera say "oh shit" at almost the same time.

  • Heck ya!! Hey I'll sell you my 2009 yamaha r6 to replace that broken down bike you got now

  • wow, get a bicycle my brotha!!

  • jesus why do people like u even try to ride

  • Most people couldn't do that if they tried.

  • Awesome how he didnt miss the tree.

  • ... how? .. just how?

  • ssg....(Super Stupid Guy).....jajajjaaj

  • idioT

  • he sounded bored when he said "oh shit"

  • bike was to high for him.

  • you numbskull !! i think the parked car was the least of his worries :P

  • knob head

  • Conclusion: Don't play chicken with a tree. It will win 100% of the time.

  • lmao

  • @hastinbe hahahahahahahaha oh my god im dying from this comment

  • @hastinbe Hahaha!! Brilliant comment, I almost wet my pants laughing

  • TREE! i guess he didn't see it...dummy

  • lol its so funny because the throttle and break dont look anything alike lol... maybe clutch but still i just love the fact that he crashed at that speed lol

  • should have started on a moped, cost less if you screw up

  • it wasn't his fault..trees are elusive and hard to avoid at those speeds! :)

  • no kidding....!!

  • @supraspnkr thats fuckin hilarious dude.

  • @supraspnkr hahahaha

  • @supraspnkr that isnt just a tree. it's a ninja tree.

  • @alexkit14 it's a rock'em, sock'em tree.

  • the best bit was the camera man saying "oh shit" LOL

    Its unreal how he just decided to hit the tree lmfao

  • omg go to the driving school first before you try driving...

  • rofl

  • shouldnt be near anything with wheels. or an engine

  • agreed..

  • lol hahaha roflmao ahahaha omg dont accelerate when you get close to a pole or a treee and think ur going to crash... use the brake..

  • Look out for the stationary tree!

  • That's a real Ruff RYDER!!!!!!!!!!! ride or die LMAO!

  • wow! total jackass.hahahaha!

  • when he started off he was not sure of what to do next until it was to late.

  • HAHAHHAHA best vid on youtube! what a moron, laughed to long at this

  • wow were was he going with shorts, wife beater and no helmet ... lmao im so glad that tree stopped him b4 he hurt himself

  • jajajajajajajaja fucking funny dude u are the biggest dumbass lmao

  • A classic case of target fixation!

  • lmao

  • This guys a idiot try in a straight line next time. maybe starting down a hill and a helmet probly wouldn't be a bad investment

  • oh shit ha,ha,ha.

  • he should have been told that you need to go around objects rather than through them. hes learning the hard way

  • At least the bike landed on the grass. The damage would not be too bad, as for him, fuck him.

  • AN AHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!

  • LOL I LAUGHED WHEN HE JUST KEPT GOING..

  • And the tree

  • Haha, omfg.. Stupid dude, why drive a MC when don't even can?

  • lol? "Stupid dude, why drive a MC when don't even can?" How ironic.

  • "don't even can" ???? wtf?? o_O *scratches head* IS YOU HIGH? IS YOU SMOKIN' CRACK ?? ME IZ A PIRATE LOOKIN' FOR BOOTY ARGG!!

  • "Don't hit the parked car..."

    You forgot to tell this guy not to hit the tree...

  • when you learn, usually u get a helmet and at least jacket and jeans, not shorts, t-shirt and no helmet YOU IDIOT!!!! You have very stupid friends for not telling you this

  • haha

    so instead he hits the tree..

  • hahahahahahahaha people that cant drive bikes ...... shouldnt drive bikes just dont drive them dont try to be cool and be like i can ride one those it takes skill and gut thats why there so many accidents people that think that if they know how to work the clutch and gas that they can ride noo is not like that

  • the chick forgot to tell him to watch out for the middle tree on the other side of the curb. In my opinion it's completely her fault.

  • he probely whas.. hahaha xD

  • What an idiot! Nice bike is destroyed, Learn to drive!

  • that was a fuckin ducati monster. how the fuck are you gonna wreck a nice ass bike like that. take a motorcycle course you dumbass.

  • learn how to ride a fucking bicicle before you jump on someones bike and fuck it up... not to mention yourself

  • haha how the fuck..man when I was 13 the first bike I drove was a enduro 450 all jacked up, I weighed like 130 pounds and I was able to rip that bitch, how can someone be as handy as this? makes me laugh...

  • you need training wheels

  • piss of u jap

  • lol, he can't understand you

  • new rider.... back to concept

  • OMG*Poor guy* hope he's ok!..LOL

  • oh, oh shit.

    ^^

  • lol that's the only part ¬¬

  • Lol that made me pis my pants

  • OW MY GOD...stupidest man on this planet hahahahahahaaa noooob

  • ooo shit lol

  • ahaha what the hell was he thinking!?

  • omggg!!!the stupidest man alive?hope not.i hope he died!!

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