Zombie Apocalypse, Male Pregnancy, and "Favours"

[cookechris28]

*Eyebrow wiggles*

THIS IS WHY I HAVE NICE THINGS :D

[Mulmad1337]

Educashun LOLOLOL

[PossessWithin]

subscribed :D I loled this shit

[JohnEZ2]

I love kiwi's

[vironfletcher]

Sorry dude, but I felt I wanted to punch you right in the face. Nothing personal...

[MredLova]

so i got horny last weeks and totally just banged this dude that i see at this store all the time i thought it would be fun but turned out he had a penis that pointes to the heaven, one seriously crooked penis, never seen anything like it what do i say to him when i see him next time? im like mindfucked, i dont think he was cercumsized ethier =0 true story plz sort my shit out

[UltraMusicAddictive]

i watched all your videos and wanted to subscribe after everyone :o

cant you start making a new acc for every video to make that possible?

greetings from germany

[DEADMUSIC744]

Dear Matt,

in 3 more days its my mums birthday and i have no fucking clue what to get her i badly need something or shell get fucked off

[CroakerX]

Zombieland is great

Shawn of the Dead is the greatest movie ever.

[RomansD828]

you are so right about Emma Stone. HOOOOOTTTTTT

[SamC434]

I only just discovered your channel through your Friday cover.

Please, please make more of these, they are hillarious.

[stephenarang]

Dear Matt,

Why the hell do you wave your hands around and point at the camera repeatedly during your videos. It creeps me out.

Stephen

[RayZavesky]

lol the wife question states tomorrow but the question is answered a week later hahaha

[dominicanoaki]

Dear Matt, A rabbit is living under my bed, and I think he is soon having a rabbit family, what should I do?

[Lubotsulat]

Sort your Shit Out!!!!

[thedevo01]

Dear Matt,

Have you ever really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Thanks in advance!

Regards,

Thévol

[An1m3xx]

THIS SHIT IS AWESOME

[157GOLIATH]

Dear Matt (-_-)

If I was a tree, what tree would I be?

[tomas1703]

AMAZING SHIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sainikah]

Dear Matt,

I really'd like to have the same haircut as you.

Do you some advices ?

XXX, me.

[jepoytoa]

DEar Matt, What was my question?

[sproductiond]

nice T shirt :)

[marchewo123]

Dear Matt,

Sometimes i feel im flying, the courious thing is that i never get high

[darkboy456]

Dear Matt,

Ive been watching your show.

And i noticed you could get nomral haird and go joging for atleast 20 minutes a day.

Thanks...

Dont worry weal help sorting YOUR shit out..

[SolidShinoda]

Dear Matt,

Ive recently found myself masturbating while watching The New Adventures of Old Christine... Is there something wrong with me?

[igrowweedfromaseed]

Dear Matt

recently ive been very busy on drugs, i have some good hashis but what would really bring up my incom? i need halp.

[shaggadally]

Wanna see a 50-5 domination with me commentating my funniest experiences ever over it?:D Believe me, it's hilarious!

/watch?v=C2VTS6z9y1U

[nauj174]

LOVED IT



[MrCupron]

just found your shit sorting, subbed

[darkbluemars]

zombies don't drown, do they? they just walk underwater

[Tobynator1]

Dear Matt..

I have a problem that i know many youtube users also have, I sometimes press on the thumbnail of a video, and after realized it, it's too late and i've watched a shit video that make me troll.. I think I might be addicted to trolling, HELP ME!

[kazetehskylord]

Subbed

[Chocho5983]

extremly gay

[Voicua]

gay

[yoonvh]

my turd won't flush!!! HELP MATT

[demon7s]

subscribed

[mattmulholland26]

@demon7s AWESOME!

[demon7s]

@mattmulholland26 thanks XD

[o0o0128]

سامجه



[pela699]

clearly this guy has never read the zombie survival guide

[wendysman08]

@ggiancarloo... Shut up. If you're one of those idiots that think the worlds going to end next year, go play in traffic. Zeitgeist is complete bullshit made by kids that have nothing better to do than make a video about how the government is covering up all these conspiracies. Well if you believe them, then you'll believe me in a heartbeat that I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll and if you don't know what that is, then you're a fucking moron just like everyone else that believes that s

[HowlingRabbit334]

Dear Matt

I know someone who was raped by a zombie and now is pregnant and I'm not sure if the baby's gonna be zombie, human or zombie-human. what should i do :P?

ANONYMOUS

[ggiancarloo]

ZOMBIES ... COME ON, CORPORATIONS R TRADING THE AIR WE BREATHE, THE GROUND WE WALK AND THE LIVES WE LIVE AS SLAVES TO THEM AND WE WASTE OUR TIME AND ENERGY WITH THIS... IM FAR MORE DISGUSTED THAN DISSAPOINTED ... YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK (THERES NOTHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT WHEN ONE DESERVES IT)

[ggiancarloo]

how come this video appears as if seen by more people than the documentary 'zeitgeist moving forward' on the category 'education'

1.EVIDENTLY YOU TUBE IS CENSORING THE DOCUMENTARY'S SUCCESS

2. AN APE TAGGED THIS VIDEO AS EDUCATIONAL

...

PEOPLE: SERIOUS SHIT IS GOING ON IN THE WORLD AS YOU EAT CRAP FED BY IDIOTS... STOP RUNNING BEHIND NUMBERS N COLORED PAPORS. OUR PLANET AND THUS OUR LIVES R BECOMING LOST FOREVER AND WE KEEP ON EATING CRAP...

[Codemned]

Uwe Boll says : Zombies can swim :)

[GBTTKvideos]

Dear Matt

I hit a cripple ,but im muslim will i go to hell

damm sneaky cripples

[JotaLegendOfficial]

Dear Matt,

I kindda sew some fake wings unto myself... amazingly I can move them.. were can I learn to fly?

[troy1002x]

Dear Matt,  I accidentally went back through time and caused a paradox, what should I do?

[LordBrickman]

Dear Matt,

Casonberry was lucky. I'm in the middle of a vampire plague, and they're blinding me with their sparkly bodies and emo hair-do's. What do I do?

Alex

[troy1002x]

@LordBrickman You get werewolves with gazillion abs.

[SpyralVideo]

lol first time i heard your real voice

[hackstertheskater]

Dear matt

Kesha is at my dore, WHAT DO I DO?

[DYLZ93]

Dear Matt,

I'm black, what do I do????

HELP!

Love (Black) Brendan x

[Spitfire727]

Cut your nails MF!

[aidiero]

Dear Matt.

I live in Singapore.we are very lucky not to get any natural disaster,but its not fair! Everywhere in the world there is natural disaster but not in Singapore. Singapore need to be in the news for having an alien mothership based here

[J4ROM4]

@aidiero wtf why would u want that for singapore! if u want it move to indonesia...-.-

[omegaxisable]

@J4ROM4 you're disgracing my country.

[eldruidacosmico]

@aidiero Don't worry!! Indonesia's got a few supervolcanoes waiting to explode very soon They are powerful enough to erase both Indonesia and Singapore off the map :D

[eldruidacosmico]

@aidiero Don't worry!! Indonesia's got a few supervolcanoes waiting to explode very soon They are powerful enough to erase both Indonesia and Singapore off the map :D so you'll be al over the news

[Jaje91]

WOAH WOAH WOAH! WAIT!

Schwartzenegger can get pregnent too!!!

[nikxx2]

Dear matt i cant stop masturbating what do i do ?

Jhon Malkowich , israel.

[MrCostasurfer]

how can u give relationship advice to anyone if uve never gotten laid or have had a sexy girlfriend? all uve had is ur mom and some ugly fat girl

[MyNameIsDavs]

nerd.

[TheFrameHunters]

subbed

[S00neX]

you look like donut

[achrimsfreak]

0:59, turn off your console xD

[solutionsplease]

Dear Matt,

I am a man but just grew out a pair of big boobs (and I love them). how do I explain to my friends when I go swimming with them?

[ApplausableGuy]

@solutionsplease same problem here... please answer this matt

[NVevan]

survivors fight their way to a ship> find shitloads of zombies on the ship> fight through it.......left 4 dead 3 anyone?

[DKDett27]

Dear Matt,

whats the best way to pick up a midget?

[Fiascalicious]

Dear Matt,

I'm tired of my boring old dorm room. How can I pimp that shit out?

Luv, Brad

[Rointhesundark]

hahaha mate... human zomie king? fuck i have an ausome cousin.... \m/

[cracker9731]

dear matt,

i have spent 500$ on weed and its gone how can i find it 

[liamrae]

Dear Santa,

I stood on a splinter and my foot has swollen to twice the size, turned black and smells like old tuna. Got anything in your sack that could help me out? Or at least take my mind off things?

[Sneakyo7]

Dear Matt,

Santa has been "staking me" by "Checking his list"and most likely will land on my roof with his huge sleigh and break the roof, along with break in charges and rape.

HURRY WITH THE HELP -Michael

[captainxenu]

Dear Matt,

I don't believe in the spirit of Christmas, and I don't believe in Santa. Can you suggest any alternate ways to spend the Christmas holidays?

Captain Xenu!

[maraschino38]

Dear Matt,

My doctor tells me I need to lose weight, but my therapist tells me I need to accept myself as I am. Who should I sue?

[marty20000]

i read the how to survive a zombie apocalypspse book. and i understood

[dirtymirror39]

Dear Matt,

i'm really poor and can't pay rent. i don't want a lame ass job, but have no qualifications*. neither can i manage to pass papers.

how can i get rent money?

*i tried being a crack whore too, no-go.

[Sidneyman5000]

Dear Matt,

yesterday i was walking between classes and was attacked by a man on PcP and was wondering. Is there a good way to take down a man on PcP?

[Apanathi]

Awesome ^^

[liamrae]

Dear Santa,

If you were stuck on a desert island... which one of your reindeer would you take and why? 

[fidorf]

dear matt

are you from holland ?

i need some hachich

fidorf belium

[completecock]

Dear Matt/Santa

I need to compose a piece of music for my music degree, i would like to make up some lyrics for my composition but i am struggling, i have listened to your inspirational lyrics for O Holy Night and Penis Chorale and was wondering, how do you come up with such beautiful lyrics?

Yours sincerly

Elliot AKA Complete Cock

[powerpc127]

Dear Santa,

Where's my fuckin money!? You knew those weren't regular brownies sitting on the coffee table. Don't give me none of that "I thought it was milk and cookies" bullshit. We had a deal. I leave the brownies out, you leave the money in the stocking. You might think you're safe with all your elves, but I've got a car with crazy CO2 emissions. It's just a matter of time before I ruin everything you know.

Love, Peter

[stuuubs]

@powerpc127 omfg ahahahahahahahaha

[ember237]

Dear Matt,

I just got out of a long-term relationship. I want to get back out into the dating world, or even just meet new people. What is the best way to accomplish those feats?

-Nick, Southern California

[Bluesboyfella]

Dear Matt- I live in alaska.. wtf?

[tritratulalal]

I needz Educashun too

[TheTonyrus]

dear matt.

i aqm currently on a boat, it is a very large boat, and it is wooden. the crew on this boat have all been killed by a band of homo pirates. i've been told that the only reason i'm still alive is because they want to use me to bury their treasure. i haven't seen any treasure yet.... what do i do?

[vgtre]

Thanks Matt :D

I never thought you would pick MY question. xDD

I love your Videos (All of them), keep going with your Show and your Multitrack Covers.

Oh, and I've received my "Favour" (hrhrhr), she cooked me dinner...

[rlucas340]

Dear Santa, I am writting you to let you know that I've been naughty all year and it was worth it you fat judgmental bastard. Much love Reid

[MaikMagee]

Dear Matt

Yesterday I invented the interstellar warp-drive, I needed for my space vessel. But the warp-drive malfunctioned and sent me back to 4th of July, 1776. By some weird coincidence, my space vessel has direct contact to the Youtube society. I'm sitting in a room with a lot of men and they are about to sign the Declaration of Independence. Mr. Jefferson asked me to get some wine with the fish.

So my question is this: Should I serve white or red wine? I don't want to be uncivilised.

[mle011]

Stop pointing your fingers at me!! So accusatory!!! jk

[V0r4xiz]

Dear Santa,

is my dick in a box a suitable Christmas present ? If yes, who should I give it to ?

[gazzamuso]

Dear Matt and Santa

My penis is green. Apparently this is unfavourable. What should I do?

Geraint, Wgtn NZ

[wendysman08]

Dear matt,

Since Australia and New Zealand are like a day ahead of us here in America, if the world were to end tomorrow, would you guys get an extra day? Or would you die today and we wouldn't die til tomorrow?

[HowlingRabbit334]

@wendysman08 i'm no expert but if someone said tomorrow it would probably be 12 am greenwich mean time on the date after the current date greenwich mean time :)

[MrJamestheninja]

Dear Matt,

I'm a man, so I can never experience the full impact of the miracle of birth. What is the best way for me to simulate this?

[Steff8000]

Dear Santa

This is just a question.

Why does Matt have so long finger-nails?!

Steff, Denmark

[juliademo1]

Dear Matt,

Why do people say you can't have your cake and eat it to? Why would anyone want cake and not want to be able to eat it?

[Rapistsanta]

Dear Matt,

People keep asking me for presents since I'm Santa, but what they don't understand is that the presents I give to everyone are brutal sexual abuse aka surprise buttsex. Should I just go ahead and run down everyone's chimney as they ask me to?

[Stylesinner]

Dear Matt,

I'm addicted to the internet and neglect my friends and school. Should I buy a new computer to solve my problem?

Yours,

Rudi, Germany

[dontblamemeimgerman]

Dear Santa,

i could not find the word "penis" in the song "o holy night".

What up?

cheers



[MikeOShay]

Dear Santa,

A girl in my class seems quite nice. How do I find out if she's available and how do I ask her out?

Mike, Canada

[tumeng09]

Dear Matt,

Can u ask Santa Claus if I could get a hot babe for Christmas?

thanks

[whoami7489]

Dear Matt,

My feet smell....bad. It prevents my girlfriend from wanting to...well...do anything with me. What can I do?

Brett from Indiana

[MojoVince]

@whoami7489 Wash it ?

[zeppt00]

Dear Matt,

My toilet is clogged. what is the coolest way to unclog it?

[cw71017]

Dear Matt,

I think Santa Claus is going to give me nothing for chrismas

How can i trap him and beat him?

Thanks,

Ali from Dubai

[alecantu7]

Dear Matt,

I really like like this chick, but she has a douche boyfriend, how can i get rid of this fucker?

Thanks,

Alejandro, from Mexico

[DarkWarFilms]

Dear Matt,

I heave a tree growing out of my ear, why is this happening to me? and also. do you know how to get rid of it?

Yours truly, The amazing...never mind...not so amazing

Raven Cross, From CALIFORNIA...NARNIA...PLACE..

[SkydiveSabotage]

Best thumbnail ever.

[PureZ3n]

Matt,

Why the fuck won't the penguins leave me alone?

Thanks,

Mike, OH

[TheTizzed]

Dear Matt,

Recently, I have fallen in love with a *fine* zombie lady in wake of the most recent apocalypse. However, when contemplating making sweet love to her, I cannot find a method in which I can avoid contracting the "undeadly" plague! Do you have any advice for clean necrophilia?

Deathly afraid,

Grayson US

[sirwillifer]

Dear Matt,

I am actively sinking in quicksand. Is there anything you can do to help me, or any advice you might have for my predicament?

Thanks a lot!

Yours sincerely,

Jake, from Maine

[krissy105]

Dear Matt

what actually happened at band camp??

NZ

[EGGBURT1234]

dear matt,

i seem to have a problem with finding a good girlfriend, how do i solve that?

from PA

[thirteensenses22]

Dear Matt,

This girl wont stop texting me, so i decided to stop answering which made her text me even more. How do i get her to leave me alone without being an asshole about it?

From NY

[chickenfarmer51]

Dear Matt,

I accidentally poured acid all over my body, now its starting to slowly eat through my skin and it hurts. Please help

Yours sincerely,

Grant

[sill109]

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