Steven Wright - I wrote this song when I was 3

[asdf12347109]

"All copyrights are Steven Wrights..."

"But I'm keeping all the money generated by ad clicks"

[Mentos18]

@asdf12347109 what money? Did't get a cent and nobody lost. I think somebody even got money for this, since after seeing this couple of people got interested in his stand-up and rented or bought the hall show on a DVD so it's sort of a commercial, piblicity and I am not trying to get any money for it, since I am not in any business at all.

[imaginaryopposition]

yeah... cats are evil :-)

[oking12321]

im watching this on netflix . . . this EXACT episode :/

[capnmad]

"all copyrights are Steven Wright's"? Damn monopolist.

[Mentos18]

@capnmad this is the only way this video didnt get deleted :D I tryed to upload it without copyrights and it was removed so yeah... :D

[tonylicari]

@Mentos18 He's referring to your plural usage.

[ADAP7IVE]

@Mentos18 The fact that you put that disclaimer on doesn't save your video. Copyrights and disclaimers don't work like that.

[SoCalDualSport]

@capnmad It's called business.

[rdelswick]

cat killer

[TownPiligan]

worse voice for someone whose career is people listening to him. Luckily he's funny enough to get away with it

[didgeboy287]

@TownPiligan The Tom Waits of comedy.

[TyrellCurry]

@TownPiligan that actually makes it funnier, adds a sense of sarcasm to everything

[callumstaines25]

not even funny atall

[dogspoopcheese]

@callumstaines25 Yeah,terrifying.,...Just like your grammar...

[callumstaines25]

@dogspoopcheese look at the top rated comment shows the kind of people that like this shit

[lethe56]

Saw this on Conan like wow... 15 years ago or something? Damn. Never laughed so hard in front of a comedian's act. And the best bit was at the end of the interview, Conan told Steven "you're welcome back here any time", and he answered " ok, I'll be back Tuesday." Price-less. E-pic. Awe-some. Hy-phen.

[suizidium]

sick as fuck - killer!

[bobbyalligator7]

I love his stoic humor !!!

[Xeimora418]

total brilliance :D

here kitty.

[47TheSteve]

No one better. Absolute genius.

[azbayzia]

"I think the kitten's trying to kill me"? Wow, it must be a bad kitty if a three year old thinks so.

[wierd7ify]

this guy is my dad



[janhammerrules]

"Here Kitty, here kitty, here kitty...." LOL!

[spilfster]

pure genious

[filletofpish]

genius*