Microsoft Sam reads stupid and weird signs

[weareact]

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[MrBeaux]

Microsoft Sam makes everything 10 times funnier. 

[Thunderbirds202]

Soi

[pikachu1001000]

how do you make him go fafafafafafffag fafafffafa fag fafafaf fag

[Vikez0r]

@pikachu1001000 You type "hahahahahahaha"

[Over9000Pancakes]

lol all i can see is Chief from Arby 'n' the Chief

[thenameistom56789]

125 people made these signs. XD

[MythHunter666]

No sitting and shitting like a damn retard. We can see your shit coming out of your ass, when you do that.

[shadowgirlof11]

Taco Bell. Now hiring all shits. lmao

[EMOxGIRLx808]

in soviet Russia, the ROFLcopter laughs at you.... hhahhahdjaajdj?afjam soi soi soi soi soi soi this sign is awesome soi soi soi hahashskk??hjf i cannot stop laughing hahahahahahahhahaaahah.... ok thats enough

[THAREALDAN]

I lost it during the ROFLCOPTER part. And I swear when I went to Chili's once I ACTUALLY saw that sign!

[Blazer44Blazer]

No shiting in the Journal

"That's the best idea i ever heard."

I laughed so hard at this part!

[metalheadliamcjs]

FUCKING HYSTERICAL

[FEAR0226]

I  laughed so fucking much!

[iliketohelppplz]

on the roflcopter sign at the end he's like "haflehdflahflCanada"

[AmericanStandardFan1]

I have speakonia!

[TacoShellzz]

Is this on iPhone, android or what? I can't find it...

[TrollBrick]

@TacoShellzz Oh my god, seriously? It's MICROSOFT Sam. Not APPLE Sam. Anyway, it's from Windows XP and earlier.

[statefairshows]

How do you make Sam do that laugh? What do you type in to make him do that?

[PhoenixKing0617]

@statefairshows just type in hahahhaahahaha

[AlbatrossHD]

Someone set up us up the bomb.

[zachgamer77]

No fishing. LMAO

[ImSoOffended]

make it glados

[TheWierdo67]

2:02 Sign says....

If you can read this... you've just had an accident.

[statefairshows]

No sitting and shitting, like a damn retard. We can see your shit coming out of your ass.

[iliketohelppplz]

On the "ROAD CLOSED. NO RIGHT TURN. NO LEFT TURN. NO U TURN. STOP." the U turn sign is fake. I can see the difference.

[iliketohelppplz]

I've actually seen a sign that said "WATER ON ROAD DURING RAIN." But isn't it obvious? What else would happen, a big ball of fire? I mean COME ON! The idiots who made the signs, what went through their minds? Nothing?

[MrSnazzle69]

Lmfao the rufflecopter hahahaha WOOSHWOOSHWOOSHWOSH

[TGL7238]

@MrSnazzle69 its actually soi soi soi

[jackthestunner]

i had to pause half way through because i was laughing so hard.

[SALEMATIAZZAM]

Try this with the new Microsoft David in Windows 8 (Perview) its WAY better XD

[webkinzcool12321]

i love microsoft sam's enthusiasm at  2:34 XD

[htfkid2000]

Good memories ;D

[warriorshadestar99]

LOL XD

[AprilPink4]

Speed limit: 7 in a half miles per hour. That is extremely stupid!

LOL! I LIKE THAT ONE!

[AMagicalHoers]

Mai rofl copter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi soi

[xoDevilBabyox]

microsoft sam's laugh sounds demented

i never knew that was possible

[ImmaR4peYoAszz]

ITS SAM'S VIOCE AUTOTUNED

[ssworm35]

I am sure Microsoft Sam has a warthog.

[MR94RB1]

[[@ThunderBirds101]] Rules for the toilet. LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!. Laughed so hard i couldn't breathe

[raptofilms]

MAI ROFLCOPTER GOES SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI

[TechnoFreak181]

go to 0:48

[butthenIdied]

And this is how I came to your videos.

[DTGFdotcom]

my roflcopter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi

[GsBBoyDan]

ROFLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[snow6man9]

Do lines from movie full metal jacket

[MR94RB1]

4. No sitting and shitting like a damn retard. We can see your shit coming out of your ass when you do that. ROFLMAO. Awesome vid.

[riah3342]

"ok now thats just goose" XD

[EpicLawlFace]

@01398ify MY roflcopter goes spispispi

[EpicLawlFace]

@01398ify stfu -.-

[mikey9835]

this is fucking hilarioius

[jedihunter176]

Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. Sure you learn more about it, but you kill it in the process.

[vDEATHxSTROKEv]

"What the hell where these people on when they made this sign", DOUGHNUTS!!!

[TimothyParadox1]

No left turn. No right turn. No U turn. Stop. I'm trapped. XD

[spongebot64]

@TimothyParadox1 Get out of the car and put your hands on your head, do it!

[LAR1DDL3S]

@TimothyParadox1 Ergh. Is that supposed to be funny?

[TimothyParadox1]

@LAR1DDL3S only to people with a sense of humor and a minimum amount of 1 brain cell.

[LAR1DDL3S]

@TimothyParadox1 Ok, So yeah I just asked like 3 people if this was funny and they don't think you're funny. So yeah buddy you're just one nut head :)

Or other thing is I ain't laughing cause it's a white person telling the joke and white people aren't funny.

[TimothyParadox1]

@LAR1DDL3S I'll waste no more time on you. Good day.

[LAR1DDL3S]

@TimothyParadox1 shut up

[MrRafaelVillalobos]

my rolfcopter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi soi

[EpicLawlFace]

@MrRafaelVillalobos Yeah! Well my Roflcopter goes spi spi spi spi spi spi spi!

[GreenNova790]

@EpicLawlFace

Ja, gut mein roflcopter geht bang bang bang bang!

[EpicLawlFace]

@GreenNova790 Bro, WTF does that say...

[easalert88]

117 people hate microsoft sam

[bonoto89]

LMAO

[MrEnriXP]

Speed limits are 4 n00bs. xD

[126fails]

i have microsoft sam on my computer

[126fails]

i don't know how many times i watched this video

[loltimxd]

2:44 toilet tehea21 ahleahlae? yes......he's richt, it is hilarius :)

[cgsilverscreen2020]

GEE AR AR AR AR AR AR

XD

[XJ9Nightslayer]

ok this is a little too funny

[BurnoutRacer2009]

I cant breath lololololololololololololololo­lol...



[EpicLawlFace]

I think the guy that looked like he was about to sit in the urinal looked like he was doin one of those little karate kick things to the handle when you don't wanna touch it lol

[TheDGMJR]

4 no sitting and shitting like a damn retard, we can see your shit coming out of your ass when you do that

[The123pineapple]

i went fishing in the toilet and i caught a brown trout

[NikoLiberty1000]

1 0nly h33r ma57ur ch33f t4k1n65

[AngryAdobo]

What the hell... lol.

[fefobiz]

wtf

[stickide]

114 people got hurt by the sharp edges of the sign

[gamejourno]

114 people got stuck on rush hour

[V2Joao]

afroman225 i know you dumbass i was just saying that remembers me of them i know and microsoft mike is arbitur

[SkweezMiNutz]

lol did it say "your penis is fat, smelly and disgusting" lol I love this shit hahh

[littlemann211]

lol, this sounds like M4573R CH31F is reading them

[divineguy321]

@littlemann211 117 dislikes o.O

[littlemann211]

@divineguy321 :P lol

[pmacTK421]

@littlemann211

Because master Chief in arby n the chief is microsoft sam.

[littlemann211]

@pmacTK421 i know, i have microsoft sams voice on my computer

[MrRiddick225]

@littlemann211 you do know the voice of M4573R CH31F is microsoft sam. just so you know

[littlemann211]

@MrRiddick225 no shit sherlock

[dandan3647]

@littlemann211 i doesnt it sounds so retarded

[littlemann211]

@dandan3647 ?

[dandan3647]

@littlemann211 if you watch it then youll see the difference

[littlemann211]

@dandan3647 pitch is off, but over all it souds like him to me

[master06508]

@littlemann211 Master Cheif?

[littlemann211]

@master06508 yeah, spelt in numbers

[thedanielleib]

In soviet Russia, this ISN'T sparta!

[siontheheghog]

2:00 it says if you are reading this yo just had an accident

[joelmoltas]

help i only have microsoft anna. I WANT SAM!! HELp

[AlDaFunkyMonkey]

0:00

I am teh replay button. Rape me please!

[V2Joao]

this remembers me of master chief from arby n the chief

[afroman255]

@V2Joao it is.....

[SmitheY0oAxiS]

Roflcopter

[AussiePupz]

I could read 2:00 perfectly O_o Have I been in an accident?

[AnthonyB2121]

I can read 2:00

[Trapmaker677]

the last sign was actually photoshopped and it was in a competition at worth1000 :P 

[PopcornAlexandra]

my uncle did the same thing except the sign said now firing all shits

[dareapa1]

i had to pause halfway through cause i couldnt breathe...

[cassorox]

@dareapa1

Tell me about it xD

[RednekGamurz]

i lost it a 1:05

[iamchris4lifefan11]

1:19-1:27 LOL XD

[BJ29035]

Sue Ellen Armstrong reads stupid and weird signs

[Juggasarusrex]

Tax payer money gone to waste!

[EpicBlazbluedude315]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!

[AndroidT01187]

Any persons except players caught collecting golf balls will be prosecuted and have there balls removed XD lol HAH ROFLMFAO HAH LOL HAHAHAHAH wow wtf? SCREW THAT

[joewtjjoewp1]

2:15

i read that as easy as not upside down words!

[MeGaEdIIToRMaN]

lol lmao



[TacnaynvsNyancat1234]

lol ROFLcopter

[ThePie234]

If you fish in the toilet you can catch crabs!

If you fish in the toilet you can catch____________________ fill in the blank

[PortalFanPage]

I lost it at the telescope one.

[KittyLue]

lol i hope ppl are smart enough to not use the ground as a toilet, but that sign is still funny :D

[tykonu]

2:50 in Tallinn... the other sign says:

Fine 10000.-

WC is on the station

[MrSkeletonMan1]

If you fished in the toilet, you catch a TURTLE

[TheGamerprod]

i can read upside down so the upside down one wasnt hard to read

[scriptorz]

I lol'd so hard one the second one!

[RazorsEdge9K]

Nooooooooooo i have windows 7

[TheAmessz]

Why Microsoft sam days instead of hell he hello. Weird

[TheAvalon33333]

omg!!! the thing it made me type on the comment below was: humpstick

[TheAvalon33333]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAH HOLY S*** THIS IS THE FUNNIEST VIDEO EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[oneleggedwillie]

What would you catch? A skinless brown fish, that's what you would catch. You would need to use corn as bait.

[MrPingasProductions]

that chilis sign is real

[peopleHATEme2]

so funny!!!

[TheCaptainjuicy]

I havent busted my Ass laughing like that

In fucking months

[NGisEminemfan]

i have microsoft sam, mike, and mary on my comp. :)

[PapaLuigi9003]

sit and shit in an orderly manner XD

[taytay32578]

i just got my mac the only thing i miss about windows is MICROSOFT SAM!!!!!

[rumblebee51]

Where's my fishing pole? xD

[fedexmoviesexspress1]

104 people thot the dislike button said dis i like

[jsever6]

How could anyone press the unlike button this is freaking funny! Reminds a little of Masterchief sucks at Halo rofl rofl rofl rofl

[boltthunderkit]

YOU ROCK LOOOL

[narutokan]

Aww man, I shit in the urinal all the time. That bathroom sucks.

[0oDarkLordRevano0]

102 people had their balls removed xD

[easalert88]

@0oDarkLordRevano0 make that 104!

[glennglog22]

bcus of ms sam

[glennglog22]

glad to have windows xp

[Andrew43536]

'sow hiring all Shits' HAR HAR HAR!

[EuropeYear1917]

@Jethro0909CZ

HEY! Don't insult the Mac users! I'm a Mac user and I loved this shit! :-D

Besides MS Sam is way cooler than the Mac voices... and this is coming from a Mac user!

[dragonxanimation]

@Jethro0909CZ lol yeah mac has speach daniel

[TheJohnandrea]

@Jethro0909CZ We can hav windows on mac :D stupid

[SonicManEXE]

@Jethro0909CZ Macs don't have Microsoft Sam, but they do have a bunch of different voices  and novelty voices, like Cellos, the voice for Verizon's Droid commercials.

[IceBaine]

@Jethro0909CZ I have one, a Macbook in fact. I have respect for Microsoft for making an awesome such as this! Microsoft Sam ftw!

[roryfitzpatric]

@Jethro0909CZ i have both, and they both rule in their own way.

[ShopSongs]

@Jethro0909CZ or windows 7 :(

[SimHarrison]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAcanada. xD

[thesmallcontroller]

i love the stop sign

[TVisawesome432]

If you can read this...

you've just had an accident

[spongebot64]

@MurcielagoLp640Fan They must be Thunderbirds101's amount of enemies, most of them being a part of Thunderbirds.

[Rexwar31]

I laughed so hard

[0oDarkLordRevano0]

I just upgraded to Windows 7 Ultimate x64... only to find that it doesn't include sam :(

[VaygrX]

2:03 The sign says: If you can read this... you've just had an accident

lol

[TacosAreWizard]

Warthogs always have the right of way, everyone knows this.

[Octagonapus97]

What about the Good Luck sign?! Maybe that's in the other videos?

[Octagonapus97]

2:02

I can read that right-side-up

[VoltronLadiesMan]

Stephen Hawking?

[1kylerocks1]

how did u get microsoft sam?!?!?!

[Moonwalker4Evr]

"#4: No sitting and shitting like a damn retard. We can see your shit coming out of your ass when you do that."

That one had me hysterical laughing!

[corola2009]

man i want these photos to post them on facebook where can i find them?

[thelaughingbomb]

where can i download microsoft sam!?!?

[spongebot64]

@thelaughingbomb Type into google 'Speakonia' and their own site should give you the TTS program everyone seems to use today for their YouTube videos. Their site also has the Microsoft Sam/Mary/Mike download on the site with the other language vocies at the bottom of the page. Did that help?

[toothless6reach]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahah I c4n't stop lafing hahahahahahahahahahahahaha SOIsOISOISOISOISOISOISOI

[MLDKF]

3:09 I don't get it. What does it say?

[Nektoxin]

@MLDKF it says that like north is west and south is east and stuff

[BJ29035]

You're Penises Fat 1:02