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  • Too much air is coming out of his mouth, it's annoying to say the least

  • its kinda funny how hes always talking about having porn and than made an image hosting website... ahahaha

  • @dogsaremykids He's not Robert... He's Kyle.

  • Its hard to belive that this guy has a lamborghini...

  • I watch insect porn. o.0

  • "Wetter is better " true! And lmao

  • he is more crazy than Jim Carrey

  • y r u whispering lol

  • You are freaking me......

  • You are insaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane

  • This is fucking awesome.....i laughed.

  • this is probably the funniest shit i've seen in months

    pro tier

  • He just jerked off made the vid and recovered from it at 4:01

  • He has attained the distinction of being the only person to whisper and yell at the same time.

  • i'm gonna be honest... i snortted a lot of coke before i did this...lol... but it was like 4 years ago so whatever.

  • @chrisjacksonable No matter. It's still pretty funny all the same. Hahahaha

  • LOL ''him,shim,emo'' whats with the whispering???

    ''STEEEEPPPPPPP'' lol the long ''p'' sound... this guy sounds like hes on drugs

  • hahaha he's intense

  • i'm 14, and now i know

  • why the hell is he whispering??????

  • is this the dude that has a lambo?

  • @KCLinde16 no this is his friend chris.

  • THIS GUY is a dane cook cousin or something

  • Umm Seriously DUDE ur DRUG ADDICT!!! how MANY COCKAINE u SNIFFED b4 FILMING THIS vid?

  • he's on valkyr.

  • masturbation is great but step #3 does not help me at all infact it makes me not wanna masturbate because when i think of that girl it makes me feel like a loser like what the fuck am i doing is that okay?

  • Umm iz that person on crack or any other drug that makes u act like that?

  • the fuck lmao GET SOME FUCKIN ALONE TIME!!!! lmfao what the hell

  • she him shim lol it went smoothyl.and this really made me never want to touch my penis again

  • i like how he is yelling quietly

  • This video is why I don't masturbate anymore.

  • @tompyman

    lol i want to wank over him- or in his mouth ti shut him up

  • he is affraid of talking loud because he dont want to be catch by his parents :)

  • lol , its so funny !

  • 8=========D  diet mnt dew

  • disturbing

  • Jim Carrey?

  • What was the site he said ?:D:D:D:))

  • Hilarious!

  • Or if you're too lazy to masturbate, visit your local priest. He'll do it for you.

  • damn hes on like an acid trip

  • second to the crack notion

  • Guy injected crack straight into his bloodstream

  • lmao get the fuck away from your parents go in the fuckign shower lmao

  • i love this fucker

  • your on fkn crak or someting man!

  • uz a fuckin hawtyyy

  • 2:55 is fucking hilarious

  • Queer!

  • how much coke did this kid snort before filming this ?

  • Just look at his dilated pupils!

  • fuck man, you love masturbation don't you !!!

  • 2:55 lool

  • he thinks he is tom green! but he isnt!

  • HOLY FUCK!

    I laughed so hard throughout this whole video!

    My stomach. .. . . it hurts so badly.

    :D

    Good job.

  • hahahaha!

    I almost cried of laughing!

    what is he like a posessed monster or sumthin'

    It's like he's guiding people down to hell...

    hahaha XD

  • I couldnt stop laughing at 2:33 to 2:55 that head knod is funny as hell!

  • :55 - 1:01

    XDDD

  • what the fuck!!!

  • ................xD

  • u should take some sleepy pill hahahahahahahah to active can cause ur brain more crazy hahhahaha

  • that was the funniest shit I've seen in awhile! The Wishpering and acting like your on crack went well, so if not intended keep it up that was funny shit!

  • Funny. But get ur own place so u can stop whispering

  • that was sooooooo fucking hilarious nice job i will take those steps and put them in to use hahaha nive vid.

  • WOW! ONE OF THE MOST FUCKKiiNN HiLARiOUS videos ive EVER SEEN! haaaa lmfaaaaoooo!!!

  • lmao

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

  • This made me LMFAOOO!!!!!

  • It's funny but why r u wispering and talking like a crack head?

  • hahaha . 100% funny........

  • im scared

  • aahahah omg i have 5 steps for this guy Rober1Himler 1)you are retarted

    2)you have problems 3)get a girl get laid mother fucker 3) STOP FUCKING TALKINGG!!! 4)nO good ADVICE!!! 5)GO make a brain check men !!!!

  • very retarded and why the fuk is he whispering

  • I came.

  • hahaha awes

  • I think he's a meth head

  • Wtf

  • hahaha XDD

  • lol

  • uhm...if you think your acting funny your not. you look pshyco.

  • when i die and go to heaven (or hell, im still not sure) god is gonna tell me that im in the top 20 (if not the top 5)list of most masturbations in one lifetime

  • lmao omg that shit is funny

  • how the fuck did u gt a gf? coz god ur a douche!

  • NUTS! Funny! Crazy! Good for new to the game!

  • thanx dude this helped out alot !

  • i hope ur being sarcastic

  • ye...........no im not being sarcastic

    lol

  • wow you didnt know how to masturbate before you watched this

    wow

  • SO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    did you

  • ya i knew how to when i was 8

  • Soooo

    you did everything in this video ?

  • im pretty sure its common sence

    and idk i didnt watch the whole video cuz its gay

    pretty sure all u need to do is make sure no one is home and go to a computer and jack off

    NOT THAT HARD

  • Ok

    i think you already know i was lieing rite?

    i didn't really watch this vid

  • nah u were being serious

    which is sad

  • hahaha........................­..ya your rite lol

  • common sence

  • dont you mean common sex or sense

  • sense

  • yes

  • LMAO LMAO LMAO CANT STOP LMFAO!!!!

  • hyper..

  • IT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL GREEAAAAT.

  • real !!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • lmao i'd hang with him

  • your crazy!

  • LOL XD LMAO I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING

  • hahahah he's hype man XDDDDDDD funny oneee

  • omg you saddo your trying to be jim carey and FAILING EPICALLY and your trying to sound "HARD" by swearing you suck

  • Failing Epically? Yeah, okay there.

  • Lol

  • loreal kids lol

  • i know

  • U remind me of Jim Carey and Dane cook

  • lol

  • Man this dude is a misunderstood genius

  • hahaah..

  • fuckin retarded!!! hehehe

  • OMFG LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    you remind me of jim carrey

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haha you're a fucking lunatic!

  • Lol your talking like someones in the other room.

  • lmao

  • what's w.u.d.?

    he's stupid.

  • Wack Until your Dry

  • he's weird...damn, these are the next people who will be hit by a large thunder

  • lolzzz ...this guy is got nuts ...joker...

  • WTF LOLOLOLOLOLOL XD

  • what the hell?!

  • the person seems like he took drugs or ecstasy or thousands of cigarretes for 1 hour...

    whatever drug addict...

  • he had some bad crack i think

  • This guy reminds me about jim carrey XD

  • jim carrey? yes i agree!

  • As usual, the fucking morons on youtube don't understand entertainment/acting and take everything literally by saying this guy is crazy/etc.

  • this is an example of demonic possession

  • foreal...

  • damn ,he looks crazy ! gravy !

  • wow this dudes pupils are fkn well dilated

  • wow do aussies bitches hav the worst jokes or wut..and the worst accent......

  • @cozzi007

    STFU kid..get a life and learn how to spell you fucking retard. You post stupid non-related comments to this video.

    Nice video though

  • i like this guy

    he speaks the truth

    the cake is a lie XD

  • wow he's crazy haha

  • ...Seriously?

  • lmfao whats a shim?

  • girl and a guy put together.

    sad i know XD

  • a she him

  • does this guy have a mental disability or is he just fucked in the head?

  • he reminds me of steve-o from jackass

  • WTF? He's cute mind, shame he doesn't give us a demo

  • haha ...white boy has to jack off cuz he cant get no pussy ..lmao

  • u better believe it. i have a 5 incher and it dont get that much pussy and i got a girlfriend.

  • wow i actually sympathized with you when i read this. maybe get a new gf.

  • yeaaa baby!!...im gonna jack da fuk off right now!

  • Do you think he masturbates?

  • :L i pissed myself :L .. NOW IM GONNA BE A MASTERBATOR :L

  • Cocaine is one hell of a drug, pal.

  • wow that was funny but, idk man

  • oh!!! i know his name!!! his name is "JERK".. asshole

  • so crazy, but so handsome.

  • great acting dude but i wont be a masturbator with loreal kids haha

  • what the helll??? tats fuckd upp

  • man that website was fake.. masturbators beware. im a masturbator!!! viva la resistance

  • I'm gonna be a masturbator!

  • You're fantastic. The fact that you did that all without laughing is absolutely staggering.

  • you r a big actor

  • lmao, "wetter is better" .

  • LOREAL KIDS ROOOOOOOOOOFLLLLLLLL !!! Haha xD <3

  • nah. Jim carrie on a boulder of crack

  • :D:D:D:)  LOL!!

  • he's like a chipmuunkk on crackk !

  • HAHAHA nice vid :P

  • is this your friend with the cobra??? lol!!

  • lol

    wat a fukin joker

  • lmfaooooooooo

  • HAHA. that was great (:

  • wth man.... god... it helped lol jking jking

  • wow ur fuckin retarded

  • LMAO.

  • WOW wtf is this. what spaz..

  • wtf... your fucking gay....

  • holy shit that was funny

  • Wow... and i thought I had issues...

  • sup adam im anthony's friend.