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  • I can say with confidence that some of these techniques are effective i havent used to knee pop because i dont want to seriously harm anyone but the ears and neck along with the elbow are very effective ways to stop an attacker. Also once more than 2 people are involved or bats or knives dont pull any stops ive been in a number of fights unfortunately and i can say of all things fuck bats, ive never lost a fight but i have taken more damage than my attacker, no i dont look for fights it happens

  • why all of the videos on how to hurt someone? good way to get sued

  • @puck462 Or the lateral famoral ( side of calf on sides ) it will bring anyone down with force

  • In jujitsu 9 years... Ps I'm 15 and don't fight..

  • kick the attacker in one of their kidneys

  • SWEEP THE LEG!

  • Pull down there pants. Won't hurt them but it will stop them and you could just have enough time to run because he need to pull his pants up to run

  • YOU MEAN YOU TOOK A ARROW TO THE KNEE??

  • I trick my Grandfather taught me was to use the bottom of your palm and push upwards. It can break someone's nose or jaw with enough force.

  • "You win some, you lose some. but you live, you live to fight another day"

    your video just reminded me of this quote. great video!!

  • @fred11895 haha friday was a damn funny movie

  • This video just made me think of the Sherlock Holmes movie fight scenes. The first one had both the ear hitting and knee punching in it.

  • Jeff, Google wing chun, been taking classes for six months now! excellent infighting self defense style! :)

  • if you punch some one in the side of there jaw hard enuff you could knock them out

  • if you're being attacked use any means necessary to survive. dont try a punch people out most people do know how to throw a punch. go for major joints eyes thing that will put your attacker down or atleast hurt them enough to free you to get to safety.

  • are you a instructor in self defense. i am and your going to get people hurt will your nonsense.if someone is a threat to you but doesnt have a weapon you should size them up and take a chance that this person might have an intent to kill you?

  • You're an idiot! DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS GUY! Karate Kidding someone in the NOSE WILL NOT KILL THEM! PUNCHING THEM IN THE THROAT MAY! I can't believe you're telling people in your "knife defense" video not to stab someone in the gut but in this you're saying punch them in the throat. And all of your advise is as if your target is standing stationary in witch case you would be arrested for attempted murder for punching them in the throat. I really hope people don't take you seriously.

  • I disagree on slapping. It might sound girly, but connecting with a strong slap to the side of the head and ear can be very effective indeed.

  • awesome video, you should do a video on unarmed home defence

  • hey jeff, do you use suns tobacco?

  • magic words. first start by yelling stop im scared as loud as you can(anyone who hears you will tell the cops this) then when the cops question you "I could not get away, I was scared for my life, I thought he was going to kill me. that is all I have to say without a lawyer" or in any other case you can say "I have nothing to say without my lawyer" keeping your mouth shut is likely to get you out of anything

  • i know its bad, but this video made me wanna brawl with someone. but i grew up in a middle of nowhere town with nothing to do, so we fought eachother. anyone else from a small town where you fought for entertainment?

  • You CAN NOT drive "the nose into the brain". Simply because there is no bone that could be driven by anything, unless you use a hammer. This killing method is a urban myth, nothing more.

  • Nothing wrong with slapping Jeff -and it's plenty easy to K.O. someone with a slap if you know what you are doing . Been there, done that. Nice thing is when the police show up, witnesses/cctv will confirm that 'you just slapped him.'

    Also, the whole broken nose, brain penetration thing has been proven to be BS.

  • good video

  • One of the best ways to defend yourself with just your body is called, a phoenix palm. Basicly, you take your index finger and brace it with your thumb and you strike places like the solar plexus. Or the hammer strike to the bridge of the nose or the face. Even just the palm strike to the face is good. That is what I would do.

  • @SimplificationX phoenix eye. yea its good, ribs are a great place to punch. I will never aim at the face because those are not fight enders unless upper cuts. open finger rake/jabs to the eyes are great. open palm ear strikes. blows to the sides of the neck. avoid head locks, even mma pros do not always lock them in right. fight cheap on the street, coming from a 195 lbs of muscle 6 foot tall, SAMBO and southern mantis trained fighter. even I fight cheap

  • Nice video Jeff im really liking your self defense videos

  • great video 2 things 1 u can put a car key in ur hands and punch them and also u can roll a magazine up and its can be as strong as a baseball bat 

  • while watching this video i was wondering if you have ever had to defend yourself in a severe type situation?

    if you have id really love to watch a video explaining what happened and what you did and what not

    thanks Jeff

    love the videos

    Chris

  • Also when you go to hit someone, dont hit and pull away, if your using palm heal to the chest envision punching through them follow completely through with your hit, don't just jab its not effective at all yeah it may hurt a little but its not going to take them out. I'm going to share a link for another channel on YouTube and maybe he can share it with everyone. EXCELLENT INFORMATION ON THIS CHANNEL.

  • Martial Arts is great 4 self discipline not really good for street fighting most of the moves in martial arts are 2 complex & when ur trying 2 defend urself u dont want 2 have 2 think about moves there is a program that shows u basic normal moves that r extremely effective. Another thing punching really isnt good u have a good chance of breaking ur own knuckles, the best way 2 hit someone with the most force is palm heal, try punching something really hard then use palm heal and it wont hurt.

  • more self defense vids please!!!

  • There's a guy who is doing life in prison for killing a man with a single punch in self defense.

  • You know jeff i was thinking about jumping you, but ive been having second thoughts and im gonna say no. Great vid man i agree with you. You should do whatever it takes to get out of a bad situation

  • Jeff, very controversial vid series. I commend you for taking on this discussion. I also have some training, and opinions, about self defense, and yes it it important to think of "necessary force" in a situation, because just as the Good Samaritan law protects you for doing life saving measures you are trained for, doing more treatment than you know on a person will not. The same relates to employing more force than is required, and it will not protect you if excessive force. Just my two cents.

  • "aaaaahhhhhh the ear! why the eeaarr?!" haha fight club

  • punching someone in the neck can crush their windpipe and kill them, so be aware of that.

  • Thanks for the advice I live in a pritty rough city.

  • awesome vid, but what if they have a knife or something greater and youre unarmed...

  • Bullcrap! I don't want to fight. I Did enough of that as a dumb kid. Key word being dumb. Why would I use my fists when I could use a knife or gun? I'm not assaulting anyone and if some fool wants to assault me, their getting their balls shot off!

  • great vid

  • THE PREDATOR from men who stares at goats

  • Would you think an "I'm Armed" statement in a fight useful? Not stating what kind of weapon you are carrying (knife, gun, baton, light-saber, ect) Do you think just notifying your attacker that if they proceed they will encounter an extreme disadvantage.would be enough for them to stop?

  • @kbike230 Depends on the situation...., but tricky.

    If you simply tell them you're armed, before they've attacked you or actually took any action against you, then you've just handed them justification for pulling and shooting...technically.

  • i have been k o by a slap to the ear i cant remember if i told this story but i can tale you it was the one of the most pain full thing that every happend to me

  • If someone attacks me in public, I'm fighting as dirty as I can to get that fool(s) off me. Fingers into the eyes, rake them with my keys/pen, kick to the crotch, striking his throat, hell....even dog poo nearby into his mouth. Anything to keep that fool to retreat and stop pursuing me.

  • You make some very good points. It's kind of difficult to bring yourself to fight dirty, but keeping in mind that you neither started the confrontation, nor do you desire it, getting through it with minimal injury to yourself should be a mindset to have in a shitty situation. That's just my two cents.

  • I would not kick streight into a knee. You may win the fight but you will lose the court case. I could be viewed as trying to cripple someone. Kick the shins or stomp the toes but a kick to the knee can cost you alot of money.

  • A thing about fists... you punch someone in the head hard enough and bye bye fist.

  • Pekiti-tirsia Kali is a great Filipino martial art.

  • @TheK9COPPER AND painful, lol.

  • 2:51 - 'A term that I've heard of in prison'...

  • Hey Jeff, look up Bas Rutten's street defense vids on youtube. Hilarious and great info

  • wen someone pisses u of remember:

    it takes 42 muscles in ur face to frown,

    or,

    it takes 4 muscles to bitchslap the guy

  • overall jeff when its ok right and the concept corect goodjob jeff. a good way to practice is to workout sohard you can barely move and that will simulate an adrenilan rush. TAKE A SELF DEFENCE CLASS THERE IS NO ALTERNITAVE.

  • never look at their eyes that is a bad idea they can trick you. watch the center of mass you can ce everything. dont kick the knee cap kick the side. if you kick the knee cap not hard enough you can get more hurt than the asailent. use the ball of your foot. for the strike to the ear the palm works but make a cup with your hand it is more efective. most important fight dirty do anything. yes i do know what im talking about i am trained.

  • Why don't you actually Show the techniques yourself? Do you know that what you have just explained is the easiest way to get killed I've ever heard? It sounds like you have the confidence of the world, but it is not that simple. You don't simply attack as if you panic. The best offense is not a good offense, it's a good defense, which is not what you've explained here. Try to actually practice urban martial arts. Don't think you can quote things from movies and call it effective. Show me proof.

  • you went to prison...

  • Omg don't kick someone in the knee cap.

    Haha funny thou that hertz .

  • Fighting dirty's fine. It's like the 2nd or 3rd rule of krav maga.

  • Mace.. From a legal standpoint, it does the least damage. Less chance of getting sued.

  • A couple things I've learned that you didn't mention are hitting someone in the Solar Plexus is extremely painful and much more effective than a strike to the stomach. A strike to the ear is very effective, but the most effective ear strike is to cup both of your hands and strike both ears at the same time as hard as you can. Also a hard strike to the pelvis bone can crack it and cause your attacker to collapse immediately because your pelvis supports your body.

  • are there any laws for were i can carry edc hot sauce haha

  • Jujitsu is very easy. Beginners in mma try it

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  • Go for the trothe you can punch in the airway wich will leave them helpless and even if you punch soft you will make him vomit (found it out the hard way)

  • @kidage22 aye aye, a jab with the space between forefinger and thumb doesnt hurt anyone, but it does stun them and makes you feel pretty bad physically, without actual harm.

  • check out martial arts inc on you tube they have good fighting vids i know because i actually

    go to there mma classes

  • jeff, uppercutting someone in the nose WILL NOT kill someone, look at a model of the human body, the nose is mainly cartilage and will not shoot up into the brain. this is a common myth. the bone in the nose is quite minimal

  • @fatnotslim91 you're wrong, the centre of the nose does intact have hard bone not cartilage , the bridge of the nose can break easily and this bone may not shoot into the brain but it can go upwards and reside at the frontal lobe of the brain causing damage to brain possibly resulting in death.

  • @anodise77 ok, so you tell me why no professional fighter has died from being upper-cut or kicked in the nose, there may be minuscule amounts or bone (or cartilage that is strong enough to effectively be bone) but it is a complete fallacy that an average person punching someone in the nose runs the risk of killing them. dont get me wrong punching someone in the nose in a fight will shock the shit out of them but dont rely on even knocking them out with that punch

  • @fatnotslim91 well a ufc fighter is trained and put through some really tough crap so they dont get knocked out or die, the avarage person could die if your punch hard enough straight up into the nose pushing the nose bridge into their skull squishing their brain killing them.

  • @BloodBall96 look, punching someone in the nose WILL NOT kill them!, the bridge of the nose is cartilage, look at a skull when there is only bone left, can you see a nose pointing out? NO you cant because it has degraded like every other tissue that's not bone. the cartilage could possible get stuck higher up in the skull and cause complications that lead to death but it will not kill you directly. If you could die from a punch in the nose it would be illegal in every fighting sport. Enough said

  • @fatnotslim91 ...however you can drive the bone upwards and THAT can kill you...

  • @fatnotslim91 proffessional fighters wear gloves? impact is spread when wearing gloves but the chance of hitting someone with a clean uppercut to the nose is highly unlikely.

  • Pepper spray is the way to go. Otherwise get a basic defense class training or start with a good martial art that suits you. But: Before you can actually "do" something you need months of training, don't get overconfident. Muscle memory takes time and talent. You need a very good instructor to develop yourself. Watching/interpreting body language in a real fight = I suggest 5+ years of intense training. Adrenaline will tunnel-vision you too hard.

  • Dem tags

  • check out my channel if your into knives, gear etc

  • Great advice.

  • Hi Jeff ive really enjoyed the video but it has confused me about when differant levels of defence are okay to deploy. I realize you dont want to make this type of video fequent on your channel but could you make a movie explaining when its okay to use which means of force or if not please direct me to a sorce of this information.

  • If you get a min - What I really want to know is why the vast majority of Americans value the constitution so much - what was so great about the founding fathers that means you feel it so necessary to exercise the 2nd Amendment? Is it not right that 1/3 of the founding fathers owned slaves?

    Video - comment - anything? thanks man

  • @huugaa it's a defensive martial art.

  • there's a whole different philosophy behind hand to hand defense than defense with a weapon. with hand to hand defense, you want to inflict all the damage you can while your attacker is still standing. with a weapon, you want to use minimal force

  • Hey Jeff :)

    I love your videos and I live in Europe.

    In school we sometimes gets question about the second amendment.

    Would you make a video about talking about it and give your view?

    Thanks :)

  • krav maga, its what the Israeli armed services learn and it looks amazing but is actually can be really cheap and dirty :D

  • No one fights fair around here, and I kickbox, they all have a weapon or go for one, if I have to I will fight my way out cause it's fun sometimes but I use my state law to draw my gun as deterrent. Also, some righty's that I've gotten into fights in use an unorthodox stance with their strong hand forward, when it's suppose to be weak hand forward so when you throw a jab, it sets up the right hand strike. I suggest having a punching bag for training on both stance and technique(Punching/Kicking)

  • A shot to the ear can cause tinnitus and effect someone for the rest of their life. I would only use it if they have very bad intentions.

  • Good Video. My response to it is simple I'll quote what a good friend said to me,

    "I rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6".

  • @mikedifeo Love this quote.

  • @mikedifeo When all you carry is a hammer everything begins to look like a nail.

  • can bob teach us how to fight?

  • Nothing wrong with fighting dirty, you fight to win...period. I also agree with not being intimidated by someone who's larger than you. I've found that if you stand up to most big Dudes/really anybody that they usually won't mess with you. I think it's because most big Dudes are so used to people not standing up to them, or being intimidated by their size, that when someone comes along who's not afraid/scared of them they usually back down. Notice I said usually, as it's not always the case.:)

  • 1st rule of Krav Maga kick them in the balls lol.

  • The way people break their hands hitting stuff is if their rist is not straight. I used to box and it happened to me. Jeff I love ur vids but kicking the knee is no where near as effective as right above the knee. Same effect and is more painful. Also twist your hand when you strike and that increses the force a lot. And fighting dirty is deffinately the right thing to do. They are not giving you any warning. So you should fight dirty. bite, ballshots, and claw eyes.

  • i carry a bow and arrow so i can deliver an arrow to their nee

  • lol jeff you should of named this video "It isnt about size its how you use it"

  • If you think you will know how to fight by reading and watching info on the web you are stupid, you will forget everything in the fight. Flight is your best chance.

    Im 19 and i've had kickboxing exp, my tips are liver, stomach, chin. Kick to the knee is effective also (if you know how to use your body).

  • i like to use steal toes on the nee

  • If you fight anyone with martial art background you will not be able to succesfully hit their ears or throat.

    Im 19 and i've had kickboxing exp, my tips are liver, stomach, chin. Kick to the knee is effective also.

  • If there's a difference in strength, you have to be a lot faster and a lot better of a fighter. Best thing to do would be to improve your mind and body so that you're as prepared as you can be and have as many advantages as you can so you don't have to rely on any one strength being better than your opponents.

  • @mtyd05 thats ok if you expect to be in a fight or many fights, but you can't expect everyone to improve those things and add improving it to their daily, as long as you know the weak points and effective spots to attack, you can do alot more to a huge, strong guy than they can do to you by punching you, being faster isn't the case unless they're trained to fight, just know the most effective way to inflict pain or injry

  • I used to be a bully just like you, but then Jeff kicked me in the knee..

  • But how do you defend your life if its illigal to defend your self. Over hire your olway's guilty if you hit some one. defending your life or not. And quite often a difender gets more prison time than the atacker :/

  • @AnobisBloodwing you don't hit first :S you only get in trouble if you're the one starting the fight, unless you're in a country where that's completely wrong, the only reason a defender will get a more harsh punishment is if they use unnecessary force to defend themselves, like a gun or a knife, or any kind of weapon, or even if they have someone helping them in a "one on one" fight

  • @COBspecialist its over hire pretty stupid the law. A thing that happen over hire will explain it better.

    An home owner got surprised by an robber. The robber stabs the home owner. The home owner gives the robber 1 hard hit in the face braking his jaw bone. To stop the attacker stabbing him and get the hell out. He gets out of the house and call the police. Both were arrested. And The home owner gotten litle over one year jail time. The robber gotten 3 months jail.

  • @COBspecialist Judge ruled that the home owner cooed easily try to run a way while the robber was stabbing him.

  • @AnobisBloodwing well either your legal system is fucked up or your judges are

  • @COBspecialist both are fucked up

  • Groin... throat... eyes... done.

  • about the ear thing make sure you dont do it to both sides you could easily kill someone that way

  • i dont think someone that you could personally kick the shit out of isnt going to create conflicts with you without a weapon of some sorts

  • oh god the ear. that shit would hurt so bad. i've been hit with a basketball on the ear that shit hurt so bad and i couldn't hear anything.

  • tags: suggest very strong edc hot sauce for defense wait second man have you ever tried this before bam right in the effin eyes haha

  • oh and something else.. "the bigger they are the harder they fall" is true, but up to some point, you can't teach size and strength. I'm pretty big myself, i'm 6'2" 205 pounds and even though i'm a black belt, i'd stand no chance against a guy i strain with at the gym, who is 6' and 300 pounds, all muscle. he doesn't know how to fight, but even then, he's just bash my skull in like it's nobody's business, because he can overpower me, no matter how good i am at fighting.

  • @nbrosens one hit can knock him down or out, hit in the right place by someone with decent strength and determination.

  • @nbrosens only if you let him

  • really good well done Jeff

  • i'm sorry jeff, but if you are a black belt (or equivalent grade) martial artist, at least here in argentina where i live, assaulting someone or defending yourself with your arms and/or legs is considered as armed, same as a gun or a knife of 4 inches or longer blade. you'd be better off with a 3.5in blade, which is not considered a weapon but a tool.

  • @nbrosens Hello, from New York, a 3.5in blade is not a weapon in your country?? thats interesting because any time someone uses a knife to defend here they are looked at as the bad guy, usually, even if they are the one who is being attacked..

  • Learn krav mega!

  • @Daninja42 krav maga.

  • "A fight's a fight; so fight dirty." My first night in my Krav Maga career, which began many years ago, my teacher said, "Lesson One: Never use what we teach you here. Lesson Two: If you ever use it, use it all, and anything else you can pick up."

  • u can knock sum1 out by thumping him in the main vain in the neck. it lasts about 1 second and if u dont want to hurt him make sure u catch him b4 he or she falls. the hit in the neck doesnt hurt or injure but the fall can. i did this a lot when i was a bouncer. i was a lil guy at 6ft tall and 160lbs and geeky lookin with big glasses. i always had sum1 that wanted 2 kick my tail at that job, didnt ever lose. how the neck hit works is that small tap at thst spot is enough to trick the brain.works

  • In places where weapons are prohibited, you can still carry effective self defense tools.

    A metal pen can work great and can be taken pretty much everywhere, like the Zebra 701.

    You can also carry a flashlight everywhere, get a strong one with a metal body, they can be an effective self defense tool, like the Fenix LD20 for example.

    Walking sticks are also legal pretty much everywhere and many are made for protection. Just because the law wants you defenseless doesn't mean you have to be!

  • pepper spray is always necessary.

  • Check out gutterfighting, best self defense system I have seen.

  • I think always being aware of your surroundings and watching any strangers nearby is the most important thing when it comes to self defense.

    If you see them coming you can have an advantage.

    If you don't see them coming they will have the advantage.

    Also, carrying multiple defensive tools and knowing how to use them, like a strong pen, strong flashlight, pepper spray, pocket knives(more than one is best), gun(where it's legal) etc., etc. can also greatly improve your chances.

  • say what you want, if someone starts to even get loud, they are getting cold steel inferno to the face, im not going to give them a chance

  • krav maga ftw

  • In prison, people stab if they got a home made knife aka shank

  • Hell ya Jeff! There's no Bushido in a street brawl; if you're trying to hurt me, I will hurt you. It's that simple. Whether that's a punch to the jaw or punting the guys nuts back up into a second round of puberty, give NO mercy to someone who wants to hurt you

  • Hilarious!!!

  • Mafia movie saps, Karate Kid nose strikes, turkey euthanasia, '80s knife fighting videos, and no formal training... Jeff, do you really think these videos were a good idea? Bean bags don't fight back, and as Mike Tyson said, "The best laid game plan goes out the window with the first hard punch to the face."

  • awesome video, where i live ( Australia) it is completely illegal to carry any type of knife, gun, pepper spray or even kubaton so this video has been a great help

  • That's the heel of your hand, not the palm.

  • Jeff, if you ever get enough spare time, you might like to look into Judo and Hapkido. A guy with your build could be great at throwing and controlling peoples bodies.

  • Boxing, by far is my favorite art for self defense. Fighting while moving backwards is especially useful against multiple attackers. Also gotta know some Jiu Jitsu/wrestling, just in case the fight goes to the ground. Most fights DO go to the ground, but if you have a decent amount of boxing knowledge that usually won't happen. Oh and a fight on the street is much different than in the cage or ring. There are no rules. You don't know at what point your opponent will stop. Best to be winning.

  • Boxing is definetly the best form of self-defence for a novice. On your first day of training you'll be learning the exact technique the pros use and everything after that is just repetition. In karate or kung-fu it'll take years just to learn the same manouvers a black belt uses.

  • Kick them in the balls and then haymaker with all your body weight on it to the side of the jaw. Works every time.

  • I normally use the fetal crying position technique...nobody hits me if I do that lol

  • CROSSBOW wins this category

  • Krav Maga in my experience is a great system for defending yourself (and also others) in a tough situation. Krav Maga incorporates "dirty" fighting techniques cutlerylover talks about. Check out Roy Elghanayan from youtube, he's an extremely high level practicioner of Krav Maga.

  • Striking martial arts and steel toes. High here is my front kick to your mouth.....broken face. Also in self defense there are no rules. I will bite your throat off.

  • Whats your preferred non-lethal weapon??

  • This is how I react when I'm in a bad situation. (happens a lot where I live /Southeastern Europe/ )

    1. Try and talk myself out of it when 3-4 guys try to beat you just to have fun.

    2. If I see an opening I run.

    3. If two of the above fail - stand your ground and fight. If you cover yourself up good you have a good chance of surviving. You won't feel much pain because of the adrenaline and fear will be long gone when the first punches fly. Just hit with straight punches and keep moving. :)

  • I agree with you Jeff about fight dirty cemetries have loads of residents who tried using marquis of queensbery rules in a streetfight. About the bigger they are the harder they fall that ones not accurate I prefer using its not the size of the dog in the fight its the size of the fight in the dog. I think Im going to have to do a VR on this one to give some more tips about street situations as a follow on from this one for you Jeff

  • Would a hadoken be excessive force against an unarmed person?

  • Another useful thing to learn, is how to break simple holds.

  • I've always heard that the palm to the nose was a wives' tale and that it wasn't lethal.

  • @TheTravisWilloughby There's a plate of bone behind the nose, keeping that from happening.

  • Crouch down like you're gonna suck their dick at the last second and they won't be expecting it and then punch him in the stomach. Opponent loses breathe and it hurts sooo bad. He'll be on the ground i promise or at least he won't be able to hit you back for a while

  • everyone talks alot about kneeing and punching in the throat and so on but truth is 98% of the time your not gonna think about doing that lol

  • NEW LAW BARS BABY-KILLING HEAT SEEKING TEFLON ELBOWS

  • Lol @ 6:39 if KNEED be

  • there is no fair fight, you fight to win.

  • @spugly01 thats some pussy shit

  • @spugly01 Sure, but also you fight smart. Less you want to end up in prison for the rest of your life. You can handle "some" situations just by avoiding "it" altogether.

  • @spugly01 True. If a fight is fair people should really rethink their tactics lol

  • I can second boxing. After trying out quite a few different styles of fighting, I've found that boxing teaches valuable and extremely efficient techniques quicker than anything, even Krav Maga or other RBSD courses. Muay Thai would be another great choice, but takes a bit more work to get proficient in because of the various techniques. It can take months just to get the kicks down in it, as well as in other styles.

  • I'm Chinese; what are the chances you'd actually hit my eyes?

  • @PaNDaReNBReWMaSTAH

    dont try to be a smartass. Your eyes are as big as anyone elses, its your eyelids that make the shits look small.

    now, trying to hit your peen is a whole other story! damned near impossible. Hell, it may even escape inside you.

  • @PaNDaReNBReWMaSTAH 2%... if you try to open ur eyes really wide

  • This is good advice . Sensory deprivation if you can't see or breath you can't fight. Great post.

  • My uncle always told me that there is no such thing as a fair fight, treat every fight like they are trying to kill you, groin, adams apple and nose will take someone down or hinder them with one GOOD shot

  • I always carry one nostril(usually the left one) full of boogery snot. Get too close and I'll hork a loogy of doom.They never see it coming. Effective and perfectly legal.