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  • wow that was not all that good. GET SOME BETTER JOKES DUDES JOKES DONT MAKE THEMSELFS

  • Erin Go Bragh!!!!!  90% Irish.

  • I hate the way americans celebrate st patricks day :(

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  • 100% irish and these jokes are lame

  • Over 1500 years ago, God appeared to St.Patrick and told him to convert the snakes, and drive out the Irish. But like all Irish, St.Patrick was too drunk and got the whole thing reversed. Now we celebrate those events in the same manner.

  • you guys even know why we wear green day??

    examiner.com/holidays-in-natio­nal/happy-st-patrick-s-day

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  • typical stupid yanks,

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  • DUDE NOT SCARY AND IM ONLY SEVEN

  • That sounds like (Maewyn Succat) who burned over 100 Druid Books to promote Rome's New Middle Eastern Religion called Christianity

  • Nothing funny about the real St.patricks day today in Ireland- check out..

    watch?v=T8KIwIcAQok

  • the funniest thing is the part you only celebrate easter ha ha ha ha ha ha .

  • Anyone want to do online lesson?

  • If it wasnt for the US celebration of St. Paddys and Guinness, England would have paved over that Country years ago.

  • @FreshAirCo your a fucking moron

  • LOL. Shamrock shake.

    Thing is, they freaking taste like medicine, & are NOT magically delicious.

  • The funniest thing is all the yanks saying that they are Irish! Haha priceless!

  • haha stupid st.patrick

  • I,ll drink ti that

  • It could be worse, us irish could be stereotyped as fat ignorant yanks

  • im irish and im not offended by the whole drunken stereotype at all,i think all countries have stereotypes and to all the irish people who commented below giving out, get over yourselves!having a pint/drink is a big part of the irish culture so dont be so offended when other countries take the piss cause its done to them aswell!

  • America needs to fuck off and stop steeling our fucking holidays retarded yanks Never mind the Bollocks we're Norn Iron !

  • Haw, haw, haw....

  • I'm Irish, and I dont drink alcohol at all. And yes its a stereotype but its not that unreal. I mean there is a big drink problem here. And as for stereotypes, not all americans are dumb blondes, all brits dont live in palaces and sip tea, all the french dont drink wine and not all aussies throw shrimp on the barbie.

  • stupid jokes.from stupid yank,s. btw guinness is not a beer it,s a stout. dumb ass

  • you think bein called a country of drunks is a good stereotype?!?!?!? are you fuckin mental!you know more americans get drunk on st.patricks day than irish. stick that in your juice box and suck it you stereotypicle bastards

  • easy to do that, 6 mill vs 300 :) not a fair comparison :)

  • Dara888 ur fuken right hu te fuk walks up to sumone nd goes top de mornin te ye laddie neighor do i nd im eh half irish nd i av nevr erd of any irish person sayin te nother te top of te mornin te ye laddie noone in fukin ireland says that they waz te sorry r story horse none fuken talks like fuken leprechauns ere ! and why du al americans wan te be iriish??????? yehs never wil be so stop fuken tryn te right yehs uga fuken fat obies basterds !!!!!!!!!!

  • Two Irishmen, Pat and Mike want to go out drinking but have no money. Pat says "faith and begorra that's no problem, there's a new bar just opened, you can go drink for free, get a sandwhich for nuthin', and when you're good and drunk you can stagger into the back room and get layed".

    Mike says "tell me Pat have you actually been to this bar"?

    Pat says "No, but me sister has".

  • Dont critizise americans, isnt comedy soposed to be about making fun of people, .... like you DARRA88. Waite let me guess you were born in 88 so your not even old enough to drink to get the jokes. Go back to carebears, and leave comedy to adults

  • jokes are old

  • Fuck dis................... after seeing this i know how fuckin sad americans are! Hu da fuck says top o the mornin to ye laddies! well im irish and i sure fucking don't! This is the most racist and stereotypical thing i have ever seen, hu da fuck drink all day, every day?!? Americans probably do it more more then irish people so ye can go fuck urselfs, racist stupid fat fucking americans!

  • you're a fucking idiot, irish people have one of the best sterotypes going so why dont you stop being a whiny little shit and appreciate it

  • I see the intelligence just oooooozing out of you, ,darra.. lmao.. simpleton. Go back to school and learn to spell. You're a moron. ;)

  • one day, tim came to his best friends wife telling her, im afraid, but your husband patrick and me we were visiting the guiness brewery and he has been falling in the big bassin of beer and drowned himself. oh dear! replyed patricks wife, did he die fast at least? no, said tim, actually he had the time to step out three times to take a piss.

    (i hope there werent so much mistakes in it :p)

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  • im 100% irish :D:D and guys so what we are known for drinking jk jk the last joke was the best

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  • haha!

  • Three Irishmen walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

  • I'm irish-American (4th gen.). When folks ask me if I'm going to go out to celebrate St Patrick's Day by drinking, I just ask them why. Usually I get an answer like, well that's what the Irish do. I ask them if they have ever been to Ireland and seen a St. Patrick's Day celebration. They usually say no. I gently explain to them that it isn't what they think, and that the Irish have some of the lowest per capital alcohol consumption in the EU. They are usually surprised at that.

    Slan abhaile

  • Trust me, that's exactly how the Irish celebrate St. Patrick's day. I'm Irish and can honestly say that the heavy drinking tag associated with us is well justified, well when it comes to celebrating national holidays it is anyway, and St. Patrick's day is quite possibly the most frightening experience in terms of general drunkenness.

  • Hello Langer,

    First off, Good name, made me laugh. I have not been in Eire on St. Patrick's Day, but I have a number of Irish friends who do tell me otherwise from your point. Not saying you are wrong, but I would imagine that there is more than one way to travel back home. Here in the states, for my family, St Patricks doesn't involve drinking for drinking sake, but I do know Irish American families where it does.

    I know way to many sober Irish who decry the image of the drunken Mick.

  • Random,

    By the way, Give my regards to the boyo's at the Eagle in Turners Cross (had a pint there on Christmas Day back before the management changed! Always good to know the pub owner on a dry holiday!) , The Ensign down in Monkstown, and Rosie's over in Carrigaline. And give Cobh your backside to kiss. j/k. I even like Cobh.

    Best to you and yours.

    Slan abhaile. (We are all always on a journey!)

  • yank irish wannabes

  • nobody likes people who can't laugh at themselves - especially around their own holidays.

  • im 3/4 irish and what you are sayinisnt true about our herritage read a boook a get it straight you bastards

  • f*** you!

  • of course randall gomez would have something to do with this stupid shit

  • STOP SLAGGING IRISH PEOPLE

  • shut up, its people like u that give everything a bad name. take it as a joke u stuck-up retard

  • shut ur fuckin trap u fucking little fucking tramp we r the fuckin toughest people on the fuckin world but we dont like to be known for drinking all the time how would u like it if i said somwhere wer u live sucks how would u like thatn u wou8ld not would u fuckin lttle basturde

  • more proof that yanks have shit humour

  • Very funny, I am half Scottish 1/4 Irish and 1/4 English. I wanna go visit Scotland sometime in my life

  • u dnt sound irish!!! i hate wen ppl go around sayin theyr irish nd der nt!! but then i dnt no ur life story!! im frm ireland tho nd proud!!

  • americans are fucking retarded,try and pronounce are people in plural properly irish,not fucking arerish you dumb retarded cunts

  • im not sayin that people cant be proud of there heritage but you have not been here and experianced it, its so annoying wen a very loud arrogant drunk american telling me how he is irish, and doesnt know ne towns or citys or countys or the langauge but is very aware of the stereo-type irish person. ''stupid and drunk''. they are fuckin idiots and i hate them.

  • (My last comment was a reply to someone else. it is not me rambling.)

    This was funny, not racist. My feelings are not hurt by it.

  • I love to eat pizza. This is so funnny. laughing my ass off!

  • it was magiclly delicious! i died there

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  • Actually we Irish don't drink over the average amount everyone else does.....god people should really let go of the racist stereotypes.

  • that was OkAY

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  • hahahahah harlarious no jus stop dat was shett

  • the old guy kills it

  • "hoho, these jokes sucks heheHOLYMOTHEROFAFUCK WHATS THAT FUCKING SPOT ON HIS FUCKING HEAD, ITS HUGE. ITS DISTURBING!

    With a thing like that on your face and then being on-stage does not make sense! Die horrid creature!

  • the last joke suck st pats dick

  • this isnt funny

  • 100% Irish born and raised. But these jokes where terrible. Im Irish i would know

  • Haha So funny NOT! this video is stupid.

  • haha u cant tell me that no one in this world has ever made a racist joke or comment everyone has and will that dont mean there racist just cuz they told it i mean this is not all america's doing dont blame it on america blame it on the world we live in

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  • I dont get it....

  • Some of them weren't too bad, but others were slightly racist. The last one was funniest.

  • the guy at 3:46 is funniest. and the last dude. lol

  • 1. that blonde guy is not funny and not irish,

    2. no american is irish because, that would make u irish and therefore not american. I hate these americans over here telling me how there great grand fathers mother was irish and that make them irish

    u are all ignorent arigent pricks and i wish u would fuck off

  • THANK YOU! Someone gets it, it so stupid when these Americans say, oh I'm Irish or oh I'm German, uhh no you're not dumbass. Were you born in Ireland? Do you speak German?

  • Its still our herritage which does make us irish seeing that is what our looks show.

  • Or more accurately, the occurence of our birth outside Ireland and our inability to speak the native language of Ireland cannot take from us the fact that we are Irish-Americans, nor can it in any way reduce our genetic predisposition toward alcoholism.

  • nor can it in any way reduce our genetic predisposition toward alcoholism??? im irish born and raised, im not an alcoholic, if you are its not because you have a little irish blood, its because your addicted to ethanol, don't blame your ancestors, nomatter what anyone thinks alcoholism is NOT a disease, its a bad habit, like picking your nose, you can choose to break the habit, a disease is cancer or a medical condition you didn't choose to get, you can choose NOT to drink

  • If your grandmother is Irish, that means she has Irish blood. She has a child with that very same blood. Ah, monotony... Now, I am not being racist by saying this, if you have certain looks ex: someone Asian, and they are born in America, does that make them American or do you say that that person is Asian because of their looks? Calling people who say that they are Irish because their grandmother was Irish ignorant? Your spelling is atrocious,making you ignorant, and swearing is arrogant.

  • i mean i cant say the same for asian or any other type of nationality but it seems to me that on patricks day espeially , american are all of a sudden become irish, and that gives them an excuse to get drunk, im sick of them, stupid pricks. sorry if i offended u

  • dont be offended, im not amarican myself, but i still think there arse holes.

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  • Most of that was VERY un funny.

    St. Patty's day does not celerbrat the man because he brought cristianity to Ireland.

    It celebrats the day he drove the snakes out.

  • it celebrates the man in all the things he did. but mostly in the religious way sein as the snakes is just a fairy tale

  • oh what ever! I don't care what u think, the jokes arnt funny anyway

  • haha where did you get that info from? the snakes story is a myth, there never were snakes in ireland, its too cold, snakes need heat, people who keep them as pets need to have heated tanks or the snake will die, id love to see a snake survive here up to its balls in snow haha.

  • Their not there because he got rid of them.

    But seriously what crawled up ur butt and died?

  • RIGHT, HE got rid of them, he told them all to pack their snake suitcase & never come back?

    hmm what got up my butt?

    maybe one of the snakes hiding from HIM, the boul St Patrick, haha

  • i'm Irish (my grandparents were born in Ireland) and i don't care if people who aren't Irish have fun on St Patrick's Day. it's supposed to be fun so who cares

  • wow, this was riduclously unfunny. american humour isn't subtle enough

  • not very funny.

  • 1:15  2:14

  • Out of the biggest heritage groups in the US, It seems to be only the irish who get so worked up over trivial crap like this. This guy is not going to say I'm "Irish-American" to an audience of Americans because that's retarded. Here in the US, when an american person is talking to another american they say they're whatever sub-culture they identify with. OBVIOUSLY they are not claiming to be a citizen of Ireland so get off your high-horses, beacuse not everyone is drooling to be irish.

  • Actually that is not true everyone all of a sudden around St. Patrick's day (no matter what race) is all about being Irish ...just drooling (and their racist shite all along with it). The reason people that are actually Irish get "worked up" as you say, is because most Americans have no clue what these heritages they claim they are ...to be. Before you start talking shite..I live in America- slainte

  • St patricks day is a national holiday. maybe if you pulled your head out of your ass you'd know that America is trying to recognize other holidays and at least be considerate of other people. But your the kind of person that is fucking retarded and sees everything as RACIST and if you are accusing americans of being racist you probably are.

  • Since when is America considerate of other people..unless money is made off it.

  • haha wow, it's amazing how worked up you irish get over people claiming to be irish. I get it, you'r proud, nationistic, whatever, but you cleary don't understand American culture.

  • i think were better off not understanding ,the rest of the world hates ye as much as england ...........

  • ohhh I am Irish and live in America. Americans are racist as fuck when they think they are being "Irish" (or any other culture). I lived in Ireland, and live now in America...and what YOU clearly do not understand is, Americans have no idea about their culture, so "we" try to latch on to whatever culture "we" think is that culture. Americans never truly get it, because once you loose the language: the last to go is the recipes (After that you are fucked) America only has cut up culture..parts

  • if you don't like america then my philosophy is get the fuck out. GO BACK TO IRELAND WITH ALL THE OTHER DRUNK FUCKING RETARDS. You want to bitch about how bad america is and this and that, then like I said get out of america, we would be better off without the lazy pieces of shit like you, that just bitch about everything, but don't have the balls to do anything about it.

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  • You know what is great about not "getting the fuck out" is letting you racist fucks know your wrongs. No not everything is racist..only the racism

  • GO BACK TO IRELAND WITH ALL THE OTHER DRUNK FUCKING RETARDS.????

    heres some facts, check them out on the internet,

    Queens University in Belfast has made the biggest breakthroughs in the battle against cancer for years, just last week the same people have been on the news for developing a fluid that kills MRSA and other superbugs in hospitals, i personally own 2 houses a business and 3 cars, how about you?? reply when you disprove the above facts, if not, keep quiet you'll embarrass yourself more

  • im irish, living in ireland, you gotta learn to take a joke... serioulsy

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  • there is nothing funny about racism, I hope you pick that up on the way, ps you are not the only person that has lived in Ireland in their life

  • I agree with madin.... fuck thre fukn racist jokes... stupid white dudes

  • What are u talkin' about? racism's funny as hell.

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  • Yeah I know its something I need to face, whenever I hear people being racist...I just loose me sense of humor. I do not know what it is...

  • Seriously! How about all the German or Russian jokes I hear! People need to get over it.

  • hey, do us all a favor and explain here all about american culture? are you native american? from which tribe are your ancestors? do you now have to live on a reservation? im dying to hear from a real american, im sure everyone will understand more when you educate us about your culture?

  • Paul called Satan the god of this age after the cross (2 Cor. 4:4). And 1 John 5:19 says We know that we are children of GOD, and that the whole world is under the control of the evil one.The fact that John also wrote this after the cross tells us two things. First, being children of GOD gives us power to overcome the workings of the enemy. 1 John 4:4 says, You, dear children, are from GOD and have overcome them, because the one who is in you is greater than the one who is in the world.

  • i really feel sorry for you . . . . brainwashed fool . . . bible's based on the stars and the stories are on the walls of some pyramids and tombs that are dated back long before 2000 b.c . . . . . churches take in billions of tax free money every year , . . . ffs wake up ..........

  • Haha! Great vid, YAY Ireland :D

  • lol whee!

  • hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah­aha i love these jokes but im nt irish

  • haha irishs?? do you mean irish? let me give you an education, the irish built most of america, it was the scotts and the irish together who carved the carolina's out of the wilderness, but i suppose you can't read so you've never read a history book.

  • you are a national of wherever your born, you can have an irish or french or german parent but if your born in the USA your an american, if germany your german etc,

  • knoo, lisen, pleezzey ox plain wot de fuck bee ''saint pedro's day'', ox plain know

  • hmmm so does that mean many irish are american also? what part of ireland were you born?

  • haha, where did you learn to spell? (culd) (hace) (fukcing)

  • pleeze oxplain, wot iz dis ''salt pedro's day'' ?

  • your wrong

  • -_- zzzz

  • thats my point exactly

  • ok, if your father was irish & your mom was italian & your born and raised in the USA, that akes you irish? why does it not make you italian? would it not be more accurate to say your an american who's dad is irish and mom italian?

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  • i am irsh and i dont really care cause its their desion to like or hate

  • If you are not born in ireland you are not irish. stay in america ye ejits

  • yeah i was born in ireland i was 2 years old when we moved to America and my parent became citzens and i was a citzen at 16 and if you ever visted ireland, i admit some towns are drunk but the beauty is truley amazing i got to go there on my 17 birthday.

  • im proud of being irish, but im born and raised in in ireland, both parents are irish, grandparents are irish etc, i understand people celebrating their ancestory & being proud of where their forefathers are from but theres a difference in being a decendant of a nationality and actually being one, im also sick of the stereo typing of us all being drunks, im sure no one in the USA would be happy being sterotyped as inbred rednecks or racists?

  • learn to spell, it's not there, it's their, and if their dad is irish that makes them irish? what if their mom is german? or african? they are still irish? hahaha

  • funny joke my dad sent to me via text message on St. Patrick's Day.

    why do leprachauns laugh when they run?

    cuz the grass tickles their nuts

    anyways funny video lol

  • Funny Video :) Laughing Irishman here.

  • i love the lame less funny serious jokes by the suit lol

  • Or maybe your a little of both.

    Did that just blow your mind or what?

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  • im then i love this! BTW i am a girl

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  • 0:40 wow u were in a bar what else are you gonna get

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  • that wasn't even funny because pretty much everysingle one was like the same

  • its not like u have a better vid so shut up

  • St. Patricks day.Hmmmmmm.jus another white holiday

  • ahhh fuck you lol