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  • in every situation George gets himself into can be solved by just not talking and nodding his head.

  • An active queen is the key to winning chess.

  • George Costanza is a hero amongst men

  • Women are so smart in the movies !!! 

  • @dudesimple and Lesbians are ALL hot.

  • >playing Chess right after Baseball

  • >being a good loser

    >2011

  • George, how could she be smarter than you?

  • Brilliant scene.

  • Great episode

  • >Coming here after watching him teach the yankees how to play

    ISHYGDDT

  • When people comment "how does he get such good lookin women?" it wrecks my head. The fact is, he doesn't, nor indeed does anyone like him. It's purely for dramatic effect. It actually frightens me to think that people think that he actually "gets them"

  • Why no embed code?

  • >2011

    >being beaten by a woman at Chess

    ISHYGDDT

  • @IAmCaptainMarvel unfunny newfag stop posting this forced meme.

  • @ers3031q90z

    >2011

    >Thinking I give a shit

    ISHYGDDT

  • @IAmCaptainMarvel Y U SO BUTTHURT?!

  • @ers3031q90z

    Because you don't love as much as you love your real children!!

  • @IAmCaptainMarvel ... I don't think we should speak to each other anymore...

  • Am i the only one who cracks up everytime George does that smarmy chuckle?

  • I always wonder how George sometimes gets those women who are absolutely stunning

  • what do you think shes one of these feminists, lookin to get out of the house?

  • Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, King of Queens, The Simpsons. End of story. If there was a channel that showed nothing else, its the only channel I'd watch.

  • @gcahn2 you forgot british sitcoms like monty pyhton, black adder, only fools and horses...

  • >2011

    >Losing to a woman at Chess

    ISHYGDDT

  • this truly a great scene. great Seinfeld stuff.

  • best show ever !

  • @bferg531, can we fucking end this discussion?!! i'm not talking back shit!!!! i made a stupid joke and people start grilling me!! i didn't make fun of any of you tards beside george on this clip! so yeah bferg531! you respond to my comment then you're a retard as well!

  • lmao... you go George

  • Only 27 are feminists looking to get out of the house.

  • maybe armpotter was wrong cuz you're full of shit!

  • @kfki Lol the comeback queen: Kfki!!

  • @kfki you do seem kind of retarded....

  • @liamsoni, it's a fucking joke, get a life and get a grip! Chess and chest sound alike that's why i made the connection. Besides I rarely see any heterosexual couple playing chess, they either watch t.v. or dined together but no chess, only the nerdy people like you would.... by definition retard is someone who's slow or late for anything and that word best describes you because you're slow and don't get the joke...

  • @liamsoni, it's a fucking joke, get a life and get a grip! Chess and chest sound alike that's why i made the connection. Besides I rarely see any heterosexual couple playing chess, they either watch t.v. or dined together but no chess, only the nerdy people like would....

  • honesty who would play chess with a chick, i mean what the dude should be playing with is her anatomical chest on her body if you know what i mean...

  • @kfki yeah we know what you mean... you are trying to tell us that you are retarded.

  • @kfki um, ya we got it the first time you said it below. Maybe liamsoni was right...

  • honesty who would play chest with a chick, i mean the dude should play with her 'chest' if you know what i mean...

  • george is a really hilarious guy!

  • Happy, Pappy?

  • it doesn't look possible that there was a checkmate on that board....cheap laugh by writers who obviously have no idea about the rules of chess.

  • @darius595 I am sure the writers knew the rules of chess, but probably didn't feel the relatively unimportant detail of the actual positioning be far less important than the dialogue and actions surrounding it.

  • @fjafjan it's not clear if they do know the rules of chess...all that's clear is they know the word checkmate is associated with chess...i've seen this too many times on comedy shows where the word "checkmate" is used as a punchline...it would be the same as if every time soccer is shown, somebody yells out goalllllll in a funny voice. dumbed down comedy any way you look at it.

  • @darius595 youre an idiot. just enjoy the damn tv show and dont over analyze it. you probably just learned how to play chess and want people to know that youre familiar with the rules.,

  • @SoulOnDeparture666 you're asking me to not over analyze a tv show about characters who over analyze everything. after you learn the rules of chess, you should look up the word "irony" in the dictionary.

  • @darius595 Oh please. Most kids older than 10 know the rules of chess, the rules themselves are pretty damn simple. And Seinfeld writers are no idiots. What is not so simple is setting up a scenario where a check mate is possible in a single move, but not immediately obvious.So they just placed the pieces around the board, maybe even in positions one can never get to, and then expected the audience to look at the actors and the joke, rather than the actual game which is given almost no attention

  • @fjafjan Yeah that's the guys who set the props, not the writers. Ignore your petty grievances and enjoy the show....

  • @darius595 you are clearly missing the point here, and you obviously don't know anything about Seinfled

  • What episode is this

  • For a short balding man george costanza gets so much ass

  • @ZetsubouJohnny AND HE GETS TO DUMP A BUNCH! lol

  • @ZetsubouJohnny its NYC, ass is in the air

  • @ZetsubouJohnny so fucking true....

  • THE BEST SHOW EVER

  • @pessoaUtube yeh i sometimes check out the bloopers too :d ..too good..

    and its strange u havent heard of frasier..it was very popular..won quite a few awards..its a spin off from cheers another insanely popular sitcom...but check out frasier..u may like it !

  • @pessoaUtube yeh i kno..i still sometimes search through the episode lists to see if there is any that i missed and pray that i find one..but alas i have seen em all many many times ! btw recently i am really into Frasier..try it if u havent..seinfeld fans like intelligent humour...frasier has that.

  • @pessoaUtube well i watched both series..i feel Seinfeld doesn't have a lot of unnecessary stuffs that friends have..things that really arent funny...Seinfeld is definitely more wittier ..and more cynical, something that i adore..a personal preference

  • How DOES George get all these sweet, stable, beautiful women?

  • Only George Constanza could break up to a girl over a game of chess

  • @rigby10156

    Nah, I'm afraid I too would break up with a girl if she beat me at chess.

  • After watching the entire series of Seinfeld, I can't watch any other sitcoms because they all suck in comparison.

  • @pizzamovies what about Curb Your Enthusiasm?

  • @thorkyll curb your enthusiasm is good, so is friends. but seinfeld really takes the cake.

  • @pizzamovies u r damn right buddy...nothing comes close.. recently though i have been watching Frasier and i suggest u give it a try..u may like it ... intelligent humour ... unlike most other sitcom

  • @pizzamovies amen

  • @pizzamovies Same here

  • @pizzamovies seen: its always sunny in philadelphia?

  • @pizzamovies you're right !! the same thing happened to me

  • @pizzamovies Except for M.A.S.H. but seinfeld is better

  • @pizzamovies

    I feel the same way, Arrested Development is the only thing that comes close IMO.

  • @pizzamovies try watching curb your enthusiasm. Same co-creator as Seinfeld and much better

  • @pizzamovies Actually, they all suck whether you compare them or not!

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  • @pizzamovies CYE, seasons 2 & 3 of The Office

  • @pizzamovies I suffer from the same affliction. Everything sucks in comparison to seinfeld. why did that show have to be so damned good? I'd seriously rather watch a seinfeld rerun that I've seen 20 times over any of the stuff thats out today.

  • @pizzamovies Watch Curb Your Enthusiasm. It's not really a "sitcom" by traditional definition, but if you like Seinfeld you'll love it. Made by (and starring) the creator of Seinfeld, Larry David.

  • @pizzamovies what about curb?

  • The Costanza character's philosophy is typical mainstream, macho, italian. i.e. The Queen should stay home and take care of the man.

  • goddamn larry david is a genius

  • He broke up with her just because she beat him chess.... lol. Costanza, the best comedian of all time.

  • Easily one of the best television characters of the past 30 years....if not one of the best ever.

  • @RusconiDom Heh. Freak.

  • @RusconiDom Think you'll have to go to the Big House for that.

    Enjoy your AIDS and prolapsed colon, sodomite. Keep away from us normal straight people.

  • @RusconiDom Blow me.

  • very sad losing to a girl in chess, lol

  • @RottNBrain lol. Woman are smarter than men.

  • @Sleepingpillz That's why they take all the Nobel Prizes in science, eh?

    Oh, wait...they don't. Ooops.

  • @SPQRImperator I'm sorry but do you hate woman?

  • @Sleepingpillz Not at all. But I am not so indoctrinated by Marxist/feminist dogma as to swallow the lie that women are smarter than men. If they were, they would be over-represented in the hard sciences, mathematics, engineering, etc. They are a tiny minority in these fields, in every country.

  • @Sleepingpillz (cont'd) As it stands, on the IQ bell curve, women tend to gravitate mostly to the center. On this same distribution of IQ, men are all over the place. Most geniuses happen to be men, and so do most retards. Women's IQ tends to be less extreme, with most being "average" IQ for all people.

    No, I don't hate women. Do you hate men? lol

  • @SPQRImperator I do hate men.

  • @Sleepingpillz At least you're honest.

    Better go make me a sammich. lol

  • @SPQRImperator I'm a man. I don't make sammiches.

  • @Sleepingpillz Had me fooled, you were talking like most Western women. Perhaps a PB&J, then? lol

  • @SPQRImperator I made myself one. Thanks for the idea. ^__^

  • @Sleepingpillz No problem. PB&J kicks ass.

  • @SPQRImperator im quite certain that your I.Q. is lower than most women.......and probably most rodents.

  • @HeWhoBearsTheMark666 Try 136, bitch.

  • @SPQRImperator

    Did one of those free online IQ tests tell you that?

    The ones that just randomly assign you numbers.

  • @TheMattswish I've nothing to prove to you, some random bitch on YT. Blow me, whore.

  • @SPQRImperator i dont even know what that means, but you need to grow up.

  • @HeWhoBearsTheMark666 Thanks, dad.

  • @SPQRImperator youre welcome son. now if you'll excuse me, i'm going to go make love to your mother.

  • @HeWhoBearsTheMark666 Well, yeah?! Well, I had sex with your wife! lol

  • @SPQRImperator ....ho-ho. but hey SPQRImperator, i forgot to tell you, the jerk store called and their running out of you!

  • @HeWhoBearsTheMark666 Nice. You got the reference.

  • @SPQRImperator you did too, i love you.

  • @HeWhoBearsTheMark666 Everyone does.

  • @RottNBrain I lost to an old lady from Nova Scotia at postal chess years ago when I started playing.

  • maybe the queen is gay

  • George is da man !

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  • >putting your queen in the fridge

  • >bringing your queen out too fast

  • .... I dont think we should see each other anymore.

  • When I was younger, I always idolized George. I wanted to grow up and be George Costanza. I still do, honestly.

  • @joeyboy720 Yep, George is a fuck-up, but he's got mad 90's game. Hell-yeh :D

  • @joeyboy720 If you want to be like the shallow character of George Costanza then you are afraid to interact with intelligent women. Like George Costanza you would feel they would threaten you're non existent manhood.

  • @norb1937 .... i'm sure he's joking. to quote the infamous "The Opposite" episode:

    Elaine: ..Can't you see what's happen, I've become George, I'm George. I'm George

    Jerry: Don't say that. Don't ever say that.

  • @norb1937 I disagree. A lot of comedy protagonists (eg Basil Fawlty, and George C) make me laugh because I sympathise with their human weaknesses. We all say the wrong thing or exhibit an imperfect attitude sometimes. Doesn't make us evil

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  • @joeyboy720

    I agree, he's got quite the life. Great job(working for the NY yankees) get's to date all these beautiful women, despite being short, bald and stocky . Who wouldn't want that life?.

  • lol, George is such a fucking tool.  Love it.

  • i clicked on this cause the thumbnail was georges satisfied face. so good

  • cantstandya canstandya

  • I don't think we should see each other anymore.

  • i dont think we should see each other any more:))

  • George is the max Seinfeld has to offer whereas Seinfeld himself is the lowest bit i guess. George you're one adorable bastard, I envy you.

  • i knew that list line was coming!

  • lol i like the coffee shop scene straight after this lol

  • 21 women dont like this lol

  • George then proceeded to beat the shit out of her like he did to Julia Roberts in 'Pretty Woman'...

  • you know in this type of videos everyone says either george´s the best, and if it´s an elaine video they that about her or kramer or jerry, even some say the same about some minor characters like frank or newman, but what I think happens is that Seinfeld has possibly the best ensembles in tv history. everyone is just so great it is mind blowing

  • " i don´t think we should see each other anymore " GEORGE IS THE BEST!!!

  • I love it when a good scetch comes up with a good punch line.

    George is great, never seen an actor who can give so different angles to the pessimist and the arrogant optimist to the same character.

  • If it weren't for george costanza, seinfeld would suck

  • i love him greatest character off all time!!

  • Check mate bitch

  • I don't think we should see each other any more...

  • hahaha that always happens to me!!!!! i like get so excited i think ive won and im rubbing it in their face then they show me i didn't win and instead i fell into their trap :(

  • My Absolute favourite was when George got busted by Lippman for having sex with the cleaning woman.

    "Was that wrong?"

  • This one scene defines George perfectly.

  • George is what we are!!

  • How the hell did George get with this chick? He should be loosing on purpose just to keep her! haha god I love him

  • happy pappy?

  • I would do the same thing

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  • "Checkmate"

    "I don't think we should see each other any more."

    Ha ha haaaaaaaaa!! 

  • CLASSIC!

  • "Checkmate" ....Long Pause...."I don't think we should see each other anymore" :D This scene is just so typical George and it's funny as hell!!!

    Seinfeld back when sitcom were original and innovative!!!

  • one of the best shows ever, but i never understood how a guy like george would ever get a pretty girl like that

  • How in the world did George pull her anyway?

  • @JTara20 he was constantly dating out of his league! must be some baldness-fetish-thing, i dunno

  • @JTara20 how does he pull ne of the girls he gets lol

  • One of the funniest Seinfeld scene

  • fuck all you chess nerds

  • Up yours, prick.

  • @LetsWangChung You actually watched a video with "chess" in the title without expecting chess enthusiasts from chiming in? Fuck people who can't ignore predictable comments.  : P

  • george turns into the worst human being on the face of this earth in the later seasons.... he goes from a slight asshole to being happy that his fiance dies

  • man.....you have to be REALLY bad at chess to think that your in an advantageous position while your ONE MOVE away from checkmate xD. seriously thats freaking impossible and ive seen it so many freakin times in films/tv. Another example is that scene in Bicentennial Man where there playing and the women thinks hes "letting her win" and then he mates her the very next move. how in the hell?!?!? YOUR ONE MOVE FROM MATE AND YOU THINK UR WINNING??!?! GTFO!!!!!!

  • @5Poppers9 nah nut rlly... for unexperienced players it is real easy to overlook a smothered mate or a pin that eliminates defence. especially when they are playing with beautiful women and bragging bout how clever they are.

    the good thing bout it is: for beginners chess has many surprising elements, for better players it is a game full of mysteries and philosophie/history, what not

  • In the paper they other day they said Seinfeld reruns make 9.3 billion a year. And the actors who were in it all are getting a piece of that.

  • @norb1937 Which proves you don't really have to be acting to make money acting. You just need one good break.

  • reali

  • George Constanza is there for a reason. He's there to give every man out there motivation to get laid, because if a guy as sad and pathetic as he can do it, well shit, anyone can!

  • What season and episode of Seinfeld is this?

  • last line best part :D

  • how does a guy like him can get pussy s like that ... ^^ oh maaan

  • Classic.

  • I remember this episode the simpsons just finished I was like 4

  • What about Brains Jerry playing chess with Penis Jerry?

  • 0:12 lol

  • why didn't he like her? And why did he get engaged to her?

  • Susan right? Not the girl in the video. He didn't like Susan because she's always been an interference with his lifestyle.

  • So why did he get engaged to her?