Just make sure when you do ask girls for advice, they done have some hidden agenda(i.e. trying to get with you, have a problem about the girl in question... things like this)
So am I suppose to feel used if I have a one nighter with a skeezer who is dating some tool? Fuck him, he is dating a whore anyway. Hopefully he finds out before he marries her.
can someone tell me which airstation I can listen to him and what times his playing? I live in sweden so we dont have this here, but I was hoping that they might be broadcasting live on internet?
@xxxserialxxx thanks alot m8 =) was angry like hell that I couldnt watch him when he came here in stockholm had to work.. but now I can atleast listen to him =).
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The thing I HATE when he gives advice is - he lays out the real deal. The truth! Everything a guy REALLY needs to hear! Lets'em know to be a man and take charge of your situations instead of just being led around by some twat...
then he gets to the end of his shpiel and starts encouraging the guy to go ask some female for her advice. That's the WORST thing the guy in the letter could do!
Haha, Bill suddenly gets humble when he shouldn't.
Bill is exactly right, especially about ONLY seeing her in public, I cant tell you how many times I had a female "friend" come to my house and try to "dick" tease me KNOWING she had a boyfriend I would give them the cold shoulder cause im sorry I dont fuck other men's girlfriends I just think its wrong and for manginas out there who use the "i was trying to show you shes a cheater" are morons you make yourself look even dumber than the cunt is
I know gals in their 30's who still act like this... When Bill says "Eventually, she's gonna be that old hottie at the wine bar, etc..." I about lost it... Women who listened to this and didn't laugh... guess what--you're eventually the old hottie at the wine bar, LOL
That chick in the picture is what Bill calls a hoo-aah also pronounced hew-aah.
The definition of a hew-aah/hoo-aah is: A psycho-cunt-whore with the brainpower of an eight year old in a twenty-six year old's body. Notice the puckered lips and the forever 21 clothing, that's a dead giveaway before even a word comes out of her mouth. "There's so many fuckin' hew-aahs out there!"
that story disgusted me! and i know tons of guys like that, no wonder prostitution is so prevalent. that 'pussy power' shit had dudes lost as hell...ridiculous
shit I've been in a pretty similar situation. Looking back i wish i would've done what he said
SHlTTER 2 months ago
haha i love the picture
SHlTTER 2 months ago
this poor douche writing the email is a moron
pretorious700 3 months ago
Just make sure when you do ask girls for advice, they done have some hidden agenda(i.e. trying to get with you, have a problem about the girl in question... things like this)
itsahatch 3 months ago
So am I suppose to feel used if I have a one nighter with a skeezer who is dating some tool? Fuck him, he is dating a whore anyway. Hopefully he finds out before he marries her.
Friedstuffsable 3 months ago
Bill Burr is Oprah for men.
Hrko1992 3 months ago 8
every man and woman should listen to this every morning and every night and the world would be a much better place!!!!
shaunesaunders 3 months ago
can someone tell me which airstation I can listen to him and what times his playing? I live in sweden so we dont have this here, but I was hoping that they might be broadcasting live on internet?
Leodragonheart 3 months ago
@Leodragonheart Check the video description, I mentioned there where you can download his podcast w-w-w (dot) themmpodcast (dot) c-o-m
OR
Search 'Monday Morning Podcast' on iTunes and subscribe for free.
xxxserialxxx 3 months ago
@xxxserialxxx thanks alot m8 =) was angry like hell that I couldnt watch him when he came here in stockholm had to work.. but now I can atleast listen to him =).
Leodragonheart 3 months ago
Poor girl in the picture is gonna be branded. Everyone from here on out is gonna think she's the whore from the story lol
HangingTree 3 months ago 2
@HangingTree Its ok...she is a whore
ShadyRaider 3 months ago
Great comedian and a master of advice. I love this fucking guy.
jakedamis 3 months ago
thats the power move right there!! love it!
MrSocrates420 3 months ago
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saraqueenful 3 months ago
wow that girl is a piece of shit.
keithr120 3 months ago
The thing I HATE when he gives advice is - he lays out the real deal. The truth! Everything a guy REALLY needs to hear! Lets'em know to be a man and take charge of your situations instead of just being led around by some twat...
then he gets to the end of his shpiel and starts encouraging the guy to go ask some female for her advice. That's the WORST thing the guy in the letter could do!
Haha, Bill suddenly gets humble when he shouldn't.
Love love LOVE the advice Bill, you're dead on!!
King31395 3 months ago 4
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King31395 3 months ago
2:25 LOL!!!
DeceptiveStep 4 months ago
Old Hottie in her 30ies, Crazy Cat Lady in her 40ies.
hpighgaiopgdahpi 4 months ago
Laaaady!
wyadlon 4 months ago
Who's the dame? Is that his girl Nia?
SouthTexasThrowdown 4 months ago
@SouthTexasThrowdown I think Nia is black... not 100% sure tho
ski4life19 4 months ago
@ski4life19
Ya she is black..
vikas2joshi 4 months ago
This is why I admire serial rapists.
Friedstuffsable 4 months ago
The fish is in the boat=) I love this guy
Random28Hero 4 months ago
Bill is exactly right, especially about ONLY seeing her in public, I cant tell you how many times I had a female "friend" come to my house and try to "dick" tease me KNOWING she had a boyfriend I would give them the cold shoulder cause im sorry I dont fuck other men's girlfriends I just think its wrong and for manginas out there who use the "i was trying to show you shes a cheater" are morons you make yourself look even dumber than the cunt is
crh2010 4 months ago 3
He is SOOOOO fuckin right!!!
nightmathzombieethan 4 months ago
Oh Jezzus
InsaneBillykane 4 months ago
I know gals in their 30's who still act like this... When Bill says "Eventually, she's gonna be that old hottie at the wine bar, etc..." I about lost it... Women who listened to this and didn't laugh... guess what--you're eventually the old hottie at the wine bar, LOL
BM151 4 months ago
great advice
kelly2charmin 4 months ago
..."and she giggled"...CUNT!
QuickdrawandKabong 4 months ago
That chick in the picture is what Bill calls a hoo-aah also pronounced hew-aah.
The definition of a hew-aah/hoo-aah is: A psycho-cunt-whore with the brainpower of an eight year old in a twenty-six year old's body. Notice the puckered lips and the forever 21 clothing, that's a dead giveaway before even a word comes out of her mouth. "There's so many fuckin' hew-aahs out there!"
cragmac1000 4 months ago 7
that story disgusted me! and i know tons of guys like that, no wonder prostitution is so prevalent. that 'pussy power' shit had dudes lost as hell...ridiculous
khujo78 4 months ago
im a rapist so idk what he means???
Stunt101Rider 4 months ago
wow . . . this hurts to even listen to. god, im such a gullable fuck wad. ive been had sooo many times by girls
keggerous 4 months ago 27
@keggerous
It's allright brotha! It's happened to just about all of us fellas at one point or another. At least NOW YOU KNOW.
Some guys go their whole lives never learning the real deal.
King31395 3 months ago
Bill is also great for life advice. Who woulda thought
stebecool 5 months ago
Look at those tits.....dayyum
Timoth1983 5 months ago
Nice girl
StefanR10 7 months ago
love this picture
jhonjay11 8 months ago
Gotta love Bill!
sjzsainis408 8 months ago
this guy's fuckin' smart! he's 100% right!
apopica 10 months ago 33
Haha! Bill's fucking face!
Kazekoge101 10 months ago 5