黃子華棟篤笑-股市凶兆

[greyred]

0:09 是讀 (充)景

[ahoy128]

哩段佢真係講得好流暢！

[SSUJOJO123]

現在個個全民撈底



[hypergap]

08年證實咗黃子華的兇兆.

[calvinyhf]

19個dislike既中左number降@@?

[wadeekwan]

道盡人生百態---黃子華

[choichoiaddoil]

兩球即係兩百"ma"!.....即係$2,000,000

[TheSopastar]

number 降~~~

[ustfu]

I want to buy 黃子華 stock.

[helloloklok]

PE = price-to-earnings ratio 市盈率

[Venustsang1]

3:54 HAHA

[shadowtzhar]

佢讀哲學架咩!

[amm19725]

其實詹瑞文有時d野都幾有point既...

[MrGoldenNaruto]

呢D先係真正既棟篤笑!!!

當然好過尖咀文多多聲!!!

尖咀文+林狗+王粗鹽3條柒頭皮係on9當有趣!!!

只有腦殘先o岩睇!!!

[ssujojo]

731 今日升 11%

[futurefighter2008]

@ssujojo

哇，升勢真淩厲

[4abregas]

731 今日升左31%

[NightWolf3342]

@4abregas "幫我入兩球~"BY 連兩球都唔知係乜野既人

[ladenchow]

比隻堅料你, 七三一

[futurefighter2008]

看了幾十次都笑都碌低

[banzaofking]

其實棟篤笑都幾難做

首先寫稿, 寫個幾鐘頭既稿, 又要好笑, 平均1秒四隻字, 大慨寫4*60*60=14400隻字

除左好笑, 仲要啟發觀眾, 又要記稿, 又要諗方法演繹.

林狗同jim睡民做唔到呢D talk show. 因為佢地做唔到啟發觀眾呢一點.

[michealjackson1110]

一個人唔係鬼上身, 好難講到咁多自己都唔明白既野.....

[skltf]

佢最勁 果期既TALK SHOW , 勁, 好 CRITICAL 既逆向思維

[qwew789]

731 森信紙業集團

[Lohoshimanlighting]

回望今日...都是這樣 xD

[tomchan354]

正，絕世寶典！抄股票就靠佢啦！

[joannaSO]

好! 道盡人生百態, 句句精警到肉 !

在繁忙和高度生活壓力的社會中, 幸好有黃子華的棟篤笑幫我們減壓, 消消氣, 成個輕鬆晒 !

繼續努力, 支持你 !

[joannaSO]

本來很多句都好好笑, 但覺得最幽默惹笑, 最絕係: [一個人唔係鬼上身, 好難講到咁多自己都唔明白既野......]

以後在節目中見到這類所謂專業金融分析員, 再講D 高深莫測投資理論, 可視作其鬼上身論 ^.^

[sam047955]

唔撚理你你明唔明啊xd

[banzaofking]

有咩打黎麥當勞搵我, 我而家番夜班. =)

[jeff95pan]

撚雀笑死我xd

[gogocad]

good show, 用攪笑既方法描寫D人盲毛投資股票, 佢講既野"聽"起嚟係好荒謬, 但正正係道出香港社會好多人"做"梗呢D咁荒謬既野~~~~ 

[RIKIWONG]

黃子華is soo great!!!

講d野真係好有共鳴

[spswinko]

其實大家覺唔覺黃子華係好民族主義,好憎日本仔...幾乎每一場­棟篤笑都有講

[SAIKAI2009]

@spswinko 藝人做到言行一致既愛國真係唔話得

[ycc93455201]

嘩勁串呀好野果然係黃子華!

[ant1023]

3:44 ~ 3:52 我真係聽唔明...

[siutakc]

@ant1023 應該係指買有大戶持貨既細價股，如果你唔知大戶諗乜，人地隨時一­下子放貨你就會坐艇。不過即使坐艇都冇緊要因為隻股票PE低(也­就是指平宜)。

[micold]

買個陣張股票係貴過本身股票既成本價?

[AIEX1999]

731=第二次世界大戰 日本生化部队

係東北做d唔知咩,殺左好多中國人

[pk222ss]

@AIEX1999

[sm709]

我唔撚你,你明唔明呀

[faith520]

我很喜欢黃子華~永远支持他！

[55325535]

黄子华好有魅力啊~~~

[benadsl]

笑完要識聽人講野先有用

[wymanyau]

其實731係咩呀?

[wuchaorong]

可能是之前日本的731特种部队，不确定。

[watercheong]

只是一個不知明股票的號碼

[Mr1218MyFeel]

讽刺带幽默

智慧带风趣

最佳笑料

[当师奶变大佬] [Number 降] 凶兆!

让我从头到尾捧腹大笑！哈哈哈

[em0213]

我唔撚理, 哈哈

[pizzamau]

一個人唔係鬼上身~~好難講到咁多自己都唔明白既野架~~~哈哈­~~~

[brianPCL]

@pizzamau

金融風爆都未識XD

[PaulBaOBeI]

whats PE?

[elmolela]

price/earnings ratio

[Nanorisk]

Price earning ratio

[getsase]

唔係同景係衝景...

(憧憬)

[old721]

唔洗出家都叫貧僧~_~

[LuvKatee]

黃子華好勁呀~~~~!!!!!!!!!!

[liyiklong]

有錢大家搵

[johnchannetshow]

黃子華而加都成50歲, 仲好後生.

[maokay]

@johnchannetshow

你講堅架??

我以為佢30 幾.....

[laistudio69]

黃子華才是真真的絕代商驕 !林.., 許.., 回去吧!

king of talk show.

[siuyu1992]

GOOD!!!!!!

[15963247]

幾時都係黃子華就好..

[ftym2007]

中pt!

[futurefighter2008]

大個比女仔玩！哈哈

[jimothy1106]

絕代商驕

[doveeryl]

睇到又心up又好笑 黃子華了不起

[ccy97210333]

歷久不衰

[wong1222]

5號仔而家都唔係最穩

[sunny714hk]

0:36 haha... 兩種意思

1. 即係端午節果日我唔撚你, 你明唔明呀?

2. 即係端午節果日我唔撚理你, 明唔明呀?

[erikk828]

呢位仁兄應該進修下中文

「你」同「理」發音唔同架，黃子華字正腔圓，你自己唔識聽野咋

[yoogo00]

whats lun?

[519573]

Mut lun yeh ah?

[chaukaiho]

撚雀

[pk222ss]

林把降

[JOELOVEALICIA]

hes a genius; hes way better than jan

[ritawanps]

唉,,香港人真係中完一次又一次

[linus36924]

黃子華好野~!!!!!

[keycoffee2006]

黃子華好野, 講中哂宜家社會現況

[xdxd17]

咁大個咪俾女仔玩囉...

[shkotoko]

宜家五號仔都跌到面目全非喇～．～

[taoggg]

所以今次睇返呢段棟篤笑, 真係笑中有淚

[ghostlyghastly666]

Great comedian...enjoyed his talk show very much !!!

[kitkitsuper]

黃子華好有智慧 我認同

佢搵到精髓呀

[vinniechan]

If the government really means to promote critical thinking/ liberal studies, they should make this clip compulsory

SO much BS on our finance channel

[wavertik]

黃子華好有智慧 ^^

[largolegato]

当师奶变成大老~~~~ 哈哈哈哈

[wpgangel]

Push!!!

[shinglai]

全民撚雀 , 今日假期唔撚你你明唔明呀 ~

哈 ~

[asdasdead]

得啦...有咩事打黎麥當勞搵我..

我返夜班...

[randbmoonwalk]

好應景^_^

[taoggg]

而家睇返都唔out, 講中晒當年同而家o既香港

[hansluk]

"細個唔同女仔玩, 大個實比女仔玩~"!!! haha

[imamage]

經典 .....真係應景 XDD

[slamho]

而家睇返都又真係適用...哈哈

[Dayo1011]

黃子華 你好勁呀!~~``超中意佢！

才華啊~``

[kelcat911]

好正~ 真係好正~ =  =

10年後都一樣o岩用!!

[pakeyboy]

到依家仲好好用

[fredrik04]

E+睇番真係應景!!

[pakeyboy]

係！

[chowchunyi]

我地就死啦

[wendelltse]

10年後既今日，再度可以套用

[jackietamhk]

黃生跟本上係現代ge賢者

第2個金融風暴黎左, 佢又講中la

[vinniechan]

Hell yes

people forget far too quickly

[lokamong2006]

有錢大家搵!!

[Lambmo]

真係好有Feel,尤其係同一年前比, 個股市跌左成萬點時....唉...子華, 你好勁呀!

[tmrplay]

慘痛

[alfred820]

呢個真係好正, 好中point

[disposable126]

最緊要係佢Ｄ野唔會outdated...

[Ungulata]

agreed. you hit the point there.

[notchiumeiying]

good~~~

[hotszshun06]

"因為香港地貧僧仲多過佛教徒呀家陣" 好正!

[manyuenwong2006]

佢之後仲講左句:冚家產!

[seasoup1994]

can you re upload this

[96503789]

我睇好多次呢part啦睇左最少有50次以上都仲係咁好少黃子華­你好勁呀

[johnchannetshow]

嘩. 洗唔洗睇咁多, 我睇左30次炸...

[yaozhengzhong]

this is my favourate part

[alexleecp]

it's great for this few months

[ForVictory808]

when was this made?

[watercheong]

2000

[CommanderDixon]

who was the fag that made 2 thumbs down, i was just asking a question

[redification]

黃子華 my favorite!

[dinosawpaul]

when u r down, no dating, mouliu (nothing to do), watch his clips, he must cheer u up, hahahaha *L*

[aznlova87]

when was this stand up?

[CheungHenrik]

As i remember...i seems to be 1999

[saddysoon]

dayo rocks~~~

[Crissangel31]

i really luuv dayo wong

[sammikoo]

子華真係smart!超中意佢！

[Theorangedude]

man so funny, he rox.

[hello913994]

so funny!!

[ircjunk2004]

Ha!!!  Good one!

[iman0220]

he is the best!!

[samlockch]

what do u mean?

[MuiSkyie]

果然係讀哲出o黎o既。。。

[pc9pc9]

越睇越好笑ＸＤ

[liikk888]

有深度

[ircjunk2004]

Ha... pretty good!

[imamage]

nice one !

[unclemau]

7年後佢講既野又重複多次

[samlockch]

我覺得問題唔係話好大姐，

學桂哥話齋，

好波不妨一睇再睇。 ;)

[cy369]

中資降、資源降.....

[samlockch]

呢斷好正，想睇返好耐，唔該晒！

[zatoichi123456]

This is why he's the best. Let's see if history is going to repeat itself.