Love the fact all u retards are arguing over which is better brittish gansters or american when ur watching an ali G video, a guy who aim is to make anyform of gangster look like knobheads
No asshole, people hate us because we're a country of mostly imbeciles who allow our government to try to force everyone else to act the way they (our government) thinks they should.
Instead of doing the right thing and trying to change what's fucked up in our country most tend to either be blatantly unaware or straight out defend the flaws that exist.
@MrMayday12 God damned why do you think im from Great Britain all the time ? im from Denmark ! And please lets make a discussion about Denmark VS U.S.A... First of all we are much more free ! And dont have death sentences or Guantanamo Camps...
@TheDenux o denmark? well that explains alot...you guys dont even have a military...and the death penalty is a choice by the people you dumb ass...we vote on weather or not to have it every single year in every single state...some states have it casue the people want it and others do not...thats pretty free if you ask me...and guantanamo bay was for terrorists becasue we are the only people in the world that would actually take them dumb ass
@TheDenux o and i thought your british casue u said "when WE ruled you over 200 years ago" in your last comment...that ment the british dumb ass...and how are you more free than us? please do tell me
@TheDenux if im so dumb then y am i the one owning you in this debate? youve basically given up and are now just using deragatory terms to try and put me down, its not working. Yea and you guys counldnt kill us becasue our rag-tag army of guerilla fighters and town militia destroyed your so called "professional" army that was suppose to be the most powerful in the world.
@TheDenux they train on goats and on wooden beams...thats not real training...like i said before...find a country that labels terrorists as professional soldiers and ill gladly listen...and even if they were...good luck getting over here
@TheDenux well obviously speaking just english is doing fine for us considering were the most powerful country on the planet...and y did u bring languages into this? i bet its cause u finally realized your loosing the military debate so you had to bring in languages...way to go big guy...and terrorists dont count as soldiers...they just stay in iran...they have no way to get over here besides hijacking...
@TheDenux and there not gonna hijack 11 million people over here you stupid fuck!
terrorists arent soldiers you stuipd fuck! if you can find one country that lebels them as professional soldiers please do show me becasue ill gladly read it then...they are farmers with guns!
@MrMayday12 oh se the french dont have a militarty,U FAIL !
Europe population = 550 million
USA = Around 300 million ?
+ The Asian countries hates you, and the middle east. And by the way North Koreas army would own you, 4 mil soldiers. Iran 11 million. JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ! USA SUCKS BALLS !
@TheDenux the north koreans actually have 1 million soldiers...they have 4 million in RESERVE genius...they also have no aircraft carriers and only 1,700 aircraft...we have 11 carriers and over 20,000 aircraft dumbass...so how do they expect on even flying over to the U.S.? o and iran has 545,000 active military with 350,000 in reserve...11 million? are u fuckin dumb? o and iran has 84 aircraft...you UK pricks are so dumb!!! we could just nuke your tiny ass island that u call a country
@MrMayday12 Britain did not " Lose " The countries, they are just puppets, they are under British command u can kind of say that... They are in the commonwealth there queen is british... Europe could own USA so easy... Pffftttt...
@TheDenux i would absolutly love to see the european nations own the usa...you know that you guys cannot do it so then you had to say "all of europe"...so who would own us...the french? they dont have a military casue they expect us and you guys to bail them outta everything...and the rest of the european nations simply just dont have the population to mass a military to take over the usa
why the fuck are people arguing about the war & special forces units ... UK & USA both have great forces leave it at that... anyhows what in the hell does it have to do with Ali.G? .. i swear some people just join youtube to argue ... comment on the fucking video nobody gives a fuck about the goddam war.
and if you guys were the only thing stopping the germans then y is it that as soon as we joined the germans were finally starting to get pushed back...without us the germans woulda just kept bombing your asses till there wasnt a building left as the were doing at the time...as soon as we joined they stopped becasue they new one hell of a invasion was coming so they PREPARED...as stated earlier you dumb british fuck...and by the way...we have 5000 navy seals....you have 300 SAS...that is all
im not saying the SAS are not an amazing elite force becasue they are for sure without a doubt...but all these british kids are making it sound like the US has nothing...o and also just so you all know the navy seals have a special force inside of the seals, and the seals being a special force themselves says something about there own super duper special force...and you ever hear of Delta Force? another very elite force of ours...consisting of only 360 men
@StanleyDonwood and maybe you guys have such a small population casue of how badly you got raped by the germans in WWI and WWII until the usa joined in and helped your ass
@MrMayday12 You are just a fat stupid american arent you ? USA Is the worst country in the world. You guys owe over 30 % of all your money to China ! Its becayse of you guys we are in a financial crisis ! God fucking idiot ! You know in WWII The United Kingdom had whole India, lots of arabian countries, AND LOTS OF MORE !
@TheDenux for one yes we do owe a shit load to china...but thats cause we have a stupid ass niger president...but its also proven that by china buying all these bonds that they do they need it...becasue without them purchasing our bonds to give us money we wouldnt be able to buy chinese products...which would absolutly crumble the chinese economy...and in WWII dont even talk what you guys had...casue you lost it all now so just shut the fuck up...at least we can hold onto countries we control
first of all mr mikama size is half the definiton of power...also if you wanna forget about it then stop sarguing after you say that you hypocrite...and as for WW2 we did the bombing to the japs...maybe you forgot about the atomic bombs perhaps? we thought the japs were our cargo plans at pearl harbor so we went prepared if thats the bombing your talking about...you were prepared for the germans 5 years in advance
see i dont know what your cussing about, because we are allies now, we don't fight, if anything, our combind military power, we rule this planet, so i dont really understand why you are arguing, and why do you all go on about tea and crumpets, that shit is so old, and also, the S.A.S is the best trained special force in the world, the only thing the U.S is good for, is the size of there military, you are not a power army, the british army, is one of the most powerful in the world.
ok if u think you need to help us your dumber than i thought, we have over 1.4 million active troops with over another million in reserve, you have less than like 300,000 active, another significant defference huh? the only reason u idiots help is becasue you want some glory and becasue we are alli's so its for good relations, and speaking of helping out, how did WW1 and WW2 go? yea without us you and france would both be speaking german and woudnt have your own military to "help out"
oh and that WW2 bis, you didnt help out until the very end, you just helped us kill off what was left of them, you could not do anything, because you was getting bombed by the japs, and if the germans did take over briton, then the whole world would be germany, they took over most of europe, we was the only thing stopping them really....i dont want to get into a bit argument over it, it was over 65 years ago, its the past, forget about it!
rockafella u are the man...i totally agree with you 100%....and the U.S. dosnt just have navy seals as special forces you dumb british fucks....ever hear of delta force? marine force recon? army rangers? yea they basically kick all kinda ass, and besides all that if you wanna compare airforces then your an idiot...we have 11 aircraft carriers, you have 2, 2!! we have 9 more you fuckin idiot! and as of 2003 we have18,169 aircraft! you have 1,891 as of then,a significant difference dont ya think?
Classic from the original english ali g show. The copper actually comes across as quite likeable and plays along with the tone of things, which is human to see.
im Californian and have worked all over the US and can tell you the rest does not suck, mabye its just your attitude, as far as guns go...yea im "obsessed" but im not obese or a hick..........
i must admit ive admired californian people and its people ive seen it on the adverts i think it's a lovely place. theres just to much gun crime in places like new york,washington them sort of areas.
Yeah I know, but even though there is more crime in the large cities here than in the rural areas, it is the fault of those rednecks living in rural southern states that guns stay legal.
The people here in CA are okay, we're all more liberal here, but more than anything this state is great because of all the things to do and all of the scenic beauty and beaches along the pacific coast.
@XFTW3 no, you didnt invent gangs, the first ever gangs were produced in INDIA, and the UK have had some of the most dangerous gangs, they are rivcher than the american ones and in fact respected by them, research the Kray twins.
You hardly 'pwned' us in 1812, neither side was making enough of an advance to make the war viable, so they signed the Treaty of Ghent instead of continuing the conflict.
thepoliticalmusician- u r a faggot britain cud own ur arse any day, u fat american bastards, seriously u got fat gangstah and btw our speical forces an infantry are much better than urs. all ur marines say is oorah- WTF?????
the british special air service and special boat service are the best special forces units in the world - they are slightly better than the navy seals wich are also quite good, but all special forces units in the world take after the SAS
@danbez96 You dirty brit your living in a fantasy land if you think your military (any part) is better then the usa.If it wasnt for us russia or china would of already invaded your ass brits would be speaking chinese you dirty funny talking faggots brush your teeth and stop with the tea and crumpet shit we dont respect that shit.All you brits want to be like us so bad that you lie to yourselves about the usa and start to believe it because your jealous.Stop stealing our culture to bitch
yo, stop giving corrupt327 shit. Hes got a valid point but all you out there are just to immiture, foolish, and uneducated to realize that what hes saying is true, and that the USA doing what they have done has rid the world of some of its most violent countries and terrorists. Yo dont have to go after personal shit because you dont know shit about him, so you all should shut the fuck up
England rules, and always will, we once ruled the world and still have the most elite fighting force in the world the S.A.S. i donyt know why i am saying this just felt like it was necessary due to yo lot talking about who deserves what and who rules etc, And it was actually Russia at the forefront of the invasion into the German capital Berlin , while America fought bravely against th Japs in those shitty clausterphobic conditions of the japanese bunker battles...
im an american citizen, but i didnt elect that bitch cause i didnt vote. democrats took cali so it didnt matter. But obama takin Bush's place tomorow baby! that nig will put us top o the world again baby.
so u think the rest of the world is a slave 2the US? go read some books and understand the real economy crisis you created 4 yourself by electing that jack ass as a president you dumbfucks
oh my god ur soooo damn funny!!!! i didnt see ur nationality til i rote da messagedory 4 dat but what made u think america owns the world if u go deepr into the situation america is in a bigger bowl of soup than all the outer countries put 2gether its jsut dat they hav a financial support so they can hide it properly. its all bcuz of BUSH if you see america has a very high illeracy rate n bush is one of them as he cheated his way 2 the white houise with the help of his bro in florida2winover AL.
America runs shit. I love how you all complain about us but when you have Nazis or Japs or terrorists knocking on your door you beg us for help. Fucking pussies
It was the imperialist government that was to blame for Japans war crimes, not the thosands of civilians, many of which were children, who the United States nuked.
Have a heart, those are people you are talking about, no different from you and your family, killed for someone else's crimes. stick your stupid patriotism up your ass you simple tool.
Haha, I'm not impressed with your minor academic achievement... I'm sorry to break it to you, but anyone with a good pitching arm, rich parents or half a brain can get into a state university, it doesn't make you special.
Explain to me what you think The United States has done for Japan, other than bomb the shit out of the civilian population and promote capitalism.
C.) By taking away Japan's army and navy that that lacked the maturity to use, we occupied the zip's land and applied our societal ways to their barbaric ones. And look at what's happened since: Nintendo, Sony, Pokemon.
Taking Tojo down was one of the most important things in world history. The Pacific would've been under Jap rule otherwise, blocking off trade.
Japan lacks natural resources and they received upwards of 90% of their oil from America. Also the embargoes happened only after Japan's imperialist attacks on China.
Pearl Harbor was a preemptive strike to take out America's navy and military influence in the Pacific, and it was in partial response to American oil embargoes.
bullshit they went through the meji restoration which made them reform government become industrialized and modernize based off of the examples of european and western cultures. They are an open culture who has always been open to reform.
You ever hear of D-day? We overcame German defenses in a single day them communists took years to break into eastern europe, and the russians lost 20 million people doing it. Real fucking brilliant
it tooks years because of their "wepons" they used rocks, and shovels to defend their homeland because they were too poor to buy supplies. id like to see you run up to a fully armed german with only a fucking rock in your hand.
Relative to the country your in!.. the american constitution does not really apply on the internet as the internet itself is international.. whos the thundercunt now?! americans dont own the web, so dont pull it off as if this is the case. Perhaps basic human rights imply that you could state what u want on the internet?!.. ignorant fuck
And where do you propose the hearing would take place? In the judicial branch of the internet? National laws apply to the internet a fuckton and not just which sites are censored in Iran/China. Between rendition, extradition, jurisdiction, and maybe a few more -dictions.
Again, international law does not supersede my rights as a citizen. I can correct all the grammar I want on the internet and not a single foreign party can touch me.
Never proposed any hearing of any sort should even take place.
And you see, this is where th great intelligence of the american becomes apparent. While as a citizen internatioal law does not over rule those rights as acitizen, the rights that give you claim as a citizen themselevs do in no means whatsoever extend into the intrnational community, ergo, the internet, which is why in turn, you cannot be touched, but also why your justification was ignorant in the first place!!
Apparent indeed. Through that sin against grammar you call a sentence I can only surmise your argument is "you're right, but in a wrong way, because while you are protected in your own country you would not be granted clemency in other nations".
I'll be sure to take that up with the People's Republic of Butthurt. As most modern country's has amended or written their own bill of rights with America's in mind I can ascertain there will be little complication of any future travel plans I may have.
Hahaha nooo, you tit, america has forced other countrie to do so, as we all know the american way is the right way. No, actually, its the only way... wait a moment, theres such a thing as a way?.. thought there was only the ameriway.
our fucking watching and looking for arguements, grow up you little fuckwit
America runs shit. I love how you all complain about us but when you have Nazis or Japs or terrorists knocking on your door you beg us for help. Fucking pussies
what if it was for charity LMAOOO
123456heho 3 months ago
He looks very very similar to the "rapping" new-age vicar
ewanmcfadyen 8 months ago
"what kinda excuses does a court believe with knives"
LMAO!
converseshoeboy 10 months ago
lol at all of the comments. it just reinforces the supposition that there's a healthy population of idiots in every country.
juju52291 1 year ago
lol he is taking pissout of white and black people speaking non english, there stupid lingo
bodybuildingbl 1 year ago
The filth, the scum, the pigs, the fuzz, and the fuzzy muff.
ashtraydinner 1 year ago
Fuck the USA and the UK, both are cunts :)
subaharan 1 year ago
@subaharan You're just jealous of our superiority, you inferior Swedish scumbag :)
666xXxSLAYERxXx666 1 year ago
Love the fact all u retards are arguing over which is better brittish gansters or american when ur watching an ali G video, a guy who aim is to make anyform of gangster look like knobheads
metalrulezU 1 year ago 6
@MrMayday12 LOL RETARD ! The U.S.A Sucks ass !!!
ZinedineMatt 1 year ago
@ZinedineMatt dude dont even talk your an idiot...you all hate us just casue your jealous of us and you know it...you just wont admitt it...
MrMayday12 1 year ago
No asshole, people hate us because we're a country of mostly imbeciles who allow our government to try to force everyone else to act the way they (our government) thinks they should.
Instead of doing the right thing and trying to change what's fucked up in our country most tend to either be blatantly unaware or straight out defend the flaws that exist.
Your ignorance is truly astounding.
anonymous0s0egion 1 year ago
@anonymous0s0egion your just a big ol fuckin democrate arent ya?
MrMayday12 1 year ago
@MrMayday12 God damned why do you think im from Great Britain all the time ? im from Denmark ! And please lets make a discussion about Denmark VS U.S.A... First of all we are much more free ! And dont have death sentences or Guantanamo Camps...
TheDenux 1 year ago
@TheDenux o denmark? well that explains alot...you guys dont even have a military...and the death penalty is a choice by the people you dumb ass...we vote on weather or not to have it every single year in every single state...some states have it casue the people want it and others do not...thats pretty free if you ask me...and guantanamo bay was for terrorists becasue we are the only people in the world that would actually take them dumb ass
MrMayday12 1 year ago
@TheDenux o and i thought your british casue u said "when WE ruled you over 200 years ago" in your last comment...that ment the british dumb ass...and how are you more free than us? please do tell me
MrMayday12 1 year ago
@MrMayday12 God damn it you are the dumbest person on earth, when we ruled you for 200 years ago, we should just have killed you...
TheDenux 1 year ago
@TheDenux if im so dumb then y am i the one owning you in this debate? youve basically given up and are now just using deragatory terms to try and put me down, its not working. Yea and you guys counldnt kill us becasue our rag-tag army of guerilla fighters and town militia destroyed your so called "professional" army that was suppose to be the most powerful in the world.
MrMayday12 1 year ago
@MrMayday12 Yeah, sure u dont think Al Qaeda trains terrorists ?
TheDenux 1 year ago
@TheDenux they train on goats and on wooden beams...thats not real training...like i said before...find a country that labels terrorists as professional soldiers and ill gladly listen...and even if they were...good luck getting over here
MrMayday12 1 year ago
@MrMayday12 Please someone back me up this guy is a total dumbass. and yes North Korea has a 4 mil standby army but i sayed soldiers so read again !
And Iran YES 11 million, insane terrorists ! WTF U ARE SO FUCKING DUMB ITS UNBELIVEABLE !
By the way Americans speak how many languages ? One, i speak 3 fluently and read 6 languages, DUMBASS JUST stop now or u will get owned
TheDenux 1 year ago
@TheDenux well obviously speaking just english is doing fine for us considering were the most powerful country on the planet...and y did u bring languages into this? i bet its cause u finally realized your loosing the military debate so you had to bring in languages...way to go big guy...and terrorists dont count as soldiers...they just stay in iran...they have no way to get over here besides hijacking...
MrMayday12 1 year ago
@TheDenux and there not gonna hijack 11 million people over here you stupid fuck!
terrorists arent soldiers you stuipd fuck! if you can find one country that lebels them as professional soldiers please do show me becasue ill gladly read it then...they are farmers with guns!
MrMayday12 1 year ago
@MrMayday12 oh se the french dont have a militarty,U FAIL !
Europe population = 550 million
USA = Around 300 million ?
+ The Asian countries hates you, and the middle east. And by the way North Koreas army would own you, 4 mil soldiers. Iran 11 million. JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ! USA SUCKS BALLS !
TheDenux 1 year ago
@TheDenux false china needs us to buy there products or they wont last...and the japs have a alliance with us...
MrMayday12 1 year ago
@TheDenux the north koreans actually have 1 million soldiers...they have 4 million in RESERVE genius...they also have no aircraft carriers and only 1,700 aircraft...we have 11 carriers and over 20,000 aircraft dumbass...so how do they expect on even flying over to the U.S.? o and iran has 545,000 active military with 350,000 in reserve...11 million? are u fuckin dumb? o and iran has 84 aircraft...you UK pricks are so dumb!!! we could just nuke your tiny ass island that u call a country
MrMayday12 1 year ago
@MrMayday12 Britain did not " Lose " The countries, they are just puppets, they are under British command u can kind of say that... They are in the commonwealth there queen is british... Europe could own USA so easy... Pffftttt...
TheDenux 1 year ago
@TheDenux i would absolutly love to see the european nations own the usa...you know that you guys cannot do it so then you had to say "all of europe"...so who would own us...the french? they dont have a military casue they expect us and you guys to bail them outta everything...and the rest of the european nations simply just dont have the population to mass a military to take over the usa
MrMayday12 1 year ago
why the fuck are people arguing about the war & special forces units ... UK & USA both have great forces leave it at that... anyhows what in the hell does it have to do with Ali.G? .. i swear some people just join youtube to argue ... comment on the fucking video nobody gives a fuck about the goddam war.
shockz16 1 year ago
what happens if I fall and it falls into someones arm.......... a couple of times LMAO
metalrulezU 1 year ago
so in brittain yo uare not allowed to have weapons?
TheRealEricLester 1 year ago
and if you guys were the only thing stopping the germans then y is it that as soon as we joined the germans were finally starting to get pushed back...without us the germans woulda just kept bombing your asses till there wasnt a building left as the were doing at the time...as soon as we joined they stopped becasue they new one hell of a invasion was coming so they PREPARED...as stated earlier you dumb british fuck...and by the way...we have 5000 navy seals....you have 300 SAS...that is all
MrMayday12 1 year ago
@MrMayday12
And the population of the UK is far smaller, and it is estimated that about 1 in 5 navy seals would make it into the SAS
StanleyDonwood 1 year ago
@StanleyDonwood
im not saying the SAS are not an amazing elite force becasue they are for sure without a doubt...but all these british kids are making it sound like the US has nothing...o and also just so you all know the navy seals have a special force inside of the seals, and the seals being a special force themselves says something about there own super duper special force...and you ever hear of Delta Force? another very elite force of ours...consisting of only 360 men
MrMayday12 1 year ago
@StanleyDonwood
ok well 1 in 5 seals making it into the SAS still makes 1000 of them
MrMayday12 1 year ago
@MrMayday12 This is so juvenile but then so am I sometimes.. anyway. My turn now. The UK has a much smaller population, so there.
StanleyDonwood 1 year ago
@StanleyDonwood ok well not my fault...get more people...haha
MrMayday12 1 year ago
@StanleyDonwood and maybe you guys have such a small population casue of how badly you got raped by the germans in WWI and WWII until the usa joined in and helped your ass
MrMayday12 1 year ago
@MrMayday12 You are just a fat stupid american arent you ? USA Is the worst country in the world. You guys owe over 30 % of all your money to China ! Its becayse of you guys we are in a financial crisis ! God fucking idiot ! You know in WWII The United Kingdom had whole India, lots of arabian countries, AND LOTS OF MORE !
USA: Bunch of faggots!
TheDenux 1 year ago
@TheDenux for one yes we do owe a shit load to china...but thats cause we have a stupid ass niger president...but its also proven that by china buying all these bonds that they do they need it...becasue without them purchasing our bonds to give us money we wouldnt be able to buy chinese products...which would absolutly crumble the chinese economy...and in WWII dont even talk what you guys had...casue you lost it all now so just shut the fuck up...at least we can hold onto countries we control
MrMayday12 1 year ago
@TheDenux ...you guys cant even win any revolution against you british bastards
MrMayday12 1 year ago
because the soviets fought the brunt of german warfare:)
BumJuiceDrinker 1 year ago
first of all mr mikama size is half the definiton of power...also if you wanna forget about it then stop sarguing after you say that you hypocrite...and as for WW2 we did the bombing to the japs...maybe you forgot about the atomic bombs perhaps? we thought the japs were our cargo plans at pearl harbor so we went prepared if thats the bombing your talking about...you were prepared for the germans 5 years in advance
MrMayday12 1 year ago
just go to globalfirepower. comn for some confirmation
MrMayday12 1 year ago
see i dont know what your cussing about, because we are allies now, we don't fight, if anything, our combind military power, we rule this planet, so i dont really understand why you are arguing, and why do you all go on about tea and crumpets, that shit is so old, and also, the S.A.S is the best trained special force in the world, the only thing the U.S is good for, is the size of there military, you are not a power army, the british army, is one of the most powerful in the world.
MrMikama 1 year ago
ok if u think you need to help us your dumber than i thought, we have over 1.4 million active troops with over another million in reserve, you have less than like 300,000 active, another significant defference huh? the only reason u idiots help is becasue you want some glory and becasue we are alli's so its for good relations, and speaking of helping out, how did WW1 and WW2 go? yea without us you and france would both be speaking german and woudnt have your own military to "help out"
MrMayday12 1 year ago
oh and that WW2 bis, you didnt help out until the very end, you just helped us kill off what was left of them, you could not do anything, because you was getting bombed by the japs, and if the germans did take over briton, then the whole world would be germany, they took over most of europe, we was the only thing stopping them really....i dont want to get into a bit argument over it, it was over 65 years ago, its the past, forget about it!
MrMikama 1 year ago
rockafella u are the man...i totally agree with you 100%....and the U.S. dosnt just have navy seals as special forces you dumb british fucks....ever hear of delta force? marine force recon? army rangers? yea they basically kick all kinda ass, and besides all that if you wanna compare airforces then your an idiot...we have 11 aircraft carriers, you have 2, 2!! we have 9 more you fuckin idiot! and as of 2003 we have18,169 aircraft! you have 1,891 as of then,a significant difference dont ya think?
MrMayday12 1 year ago
you might have the navy seals but we got the S.A.S and if you have such a great army we do we have to help your dumb asses in war all the time?
BUTTON89 1 year ago
Classic from the original english ali g show. The copper actually comes across as quite likeable and plays along with the tone of things, which is human to see.
cliffovski 2 years ago
so funny
A74893 2 years ago
Ali G is a genius. He knows so many things. Some people can't understand him because they are not in his level.
BENKATOK 2 years ago 2
ya know, coupla times.
incomprius 2 years ago
Hahaha gotta love the "me is running to the bus" etc ;D
woussess 2 years ago
lol at how the cop just smiles after he asks "ever met anyone who just rips out someone's heart" or whatev
Kumarenz 2 years ago
what sort of excuses do the courts believe? lol
BaldricksInferior 2 years ago 2
an american, but political the ownly time we "pwnd" the british was in 1776, furthermore, you had nothing to do with it. so you, nor i, did shit.
screwvilletx 2 years ago 2
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British, after the United States pwnd them in the revolution and 1812 they became afraid of weapons lolz.
ThePoliticalMusician 2 years ago
united states suck balls at least britain don't have fat gangstas ohhh uve been owned shitty fat american gangstas haha
what losers
stewdabest1 2 years ago 29
I agree, and I'm American. This is a county with a bunch of obese gun obsessed hicks.
I suggest that if you were to come visit this country, you just come to California, because the rest of the U.S. sucks.
elsamuraiguapo 2 years ago
im Californian and have worked all over the US and can tell you the rest does not suck, mabye its just your attitude, as far as guns go...yea im "obsessed" but im not obese or a hick..........
aSuperbadassninja 2 years ago
i must admit ive admired californian people and its people ive seen it on the adverts i think it's a lovely place. theres just to much gun crime in places like new york,washington them sort of areas.
stewdabest1 2 years ago
Yeah I know, but even though there is more crime in the large cities here than in the rural areas, it is the fault of those rednecks living in rural southern states that guns stay legal.
The people here in CA are okay, we're all more liberal here, but more than anything this state is great because of all the things to do and all of the scenic beauty and beaches along the pacific coast.
I'm from San Diego CA "America's finest city".
elsamuraiguapo 2 years ago
that's a pretty ignorant statement
BroZoneUnited 2 years ago
@stewdabest1 fuck the americans
infazahmet 1 year ago
@stewdabest1 you must be really smart.
juju52291 1 year ago
@stewdabest1 hahahahhahahhahahahah this is true so many fat people over here uck
tdredz2 1 year ago
@stewdabest1 the united states invented gangs!we got the worlds most dangerous gang u moron!
XFTW3 11 months ago
@XFTW3 United states didn't invent gangs, and talking about worlds most dangerous gangs, you should really look out for some informations..
exceptional1414 10 months ago
@XFTW3 lol yeah right. our gangs are a bunch of mexican guys and 100 dollar handguns.
TheThrashNerd 7 months ago
@XFTW3 no, you didnt invent gangs, the first ever gangs were produced in INDIA, and the UK have had some of the most dangerous gangs, they are rivcher than the american ones and in fact respected by them, research the Kray twins.
123456heho 3 months ago
@stewdabest1 its because we have more blacks and mexicans
ShaJACKwa 9 months ago
Hi Westley :)
Snobbstech777 2 years ago
You hardly 'pwned' us in 1812, neither side was making enough of an advance to make the war viable, so they signed the Treaty of Ghent instead of continuing the conflict.
CandlesInADaze 2 years ago 2
we're afraid of weapons, are we. is that why we've got gun clubs and pocket knives,switch blades etc. think before u speak.
fcjal5 2 years ago
thepoliticalmusician- u r a faggot britain cud own ur arse any day, u fat american bastards, seriously u got fat gangstah and btw our speical forces an infantry are much better than urs. all ur marines say is oorah- WTF?????
danbez96 2 years ago
i highly doubt they are better than the navy seals
duuduu571 2 years ago
the british special air service and special boat service are the best special forces units in the world - they are slightly better than the navy seals wich are also quite good, but all special forces units in the world take after the SAS
danbez96 2 years ago
the best troops ever lived was Wehrmacht and SS.
dannelit0w 2 years ago
@duuduu571
The SAS and SBS are far better trained than SEALs
WhyIsMyCockSoHuge 2 years ago
marines arent special forces genius.
weednsyrup 2 years ago 14
@weednsyrup marine force recon are genius
MrMayday12 1 year ago
@danbez96 You dirty brit your living in a fantasy land if you think your military (any part) is better then the usa.If it wasnt for us russia or china would of already invaded your ass brits would be speaking chinese you dirty funny talking faggots brush your teeth and stop with the tea and crumpet shit we dont respect that shit.All you brits want to be like us so bad that you lie to yourselves about the usa and start to believe it because your jealous.Stop stealing our culture to bitch
RockAfella73 1 year ago
This is the wrong place for a military face-off everybody - it's killing the buzz :O(
FunkinetiK73 1 year ago
i do blow with your sister then i nail her out
puppy4200 1 year ago
"fall in to someones arm...a couple of times" LMFAO
evo8turbo2005 2 years ago
what the hell do all the comments below have to do with anything found in this video.... nothing, this guy is hilarious
quick2sink 2 years ago 4
Why So Serious? Funny shitt Sacha rocks my soxz off ._.
rawrkid13 2 years ago
They need to make another Ali G movie thats like the show
Blackpallyboi 2 years ago
people recognize him now.... so it's pretty much impossilbe to do it
Vader12Tater12 2 years ago
yo, stop giving corrupt327 shit. Hes got a valid point but all you out there are just to immiture, foolish, and uneducated to realize that what hes saying is true, and that the USA doing what they have done has rid the world of some of its most violent countries and terrorists. Yo dont have to go after personal shit because you dont know shit about him, so you all should shut the fuck up
mattstetz 2 years ago
AND THE FUZZY MUFF.....
BRILLIANT
BOOSTED04GTI 2 years ago
fucking genius!!!!!
joey5avfc 2 years ago
ali g will never get old man i love dis dude
frankieboyisnuts 2 years ago 14
38.,900 th viewer
HyperShadow008 3 years ago
England rules, and always will, we once ruled the world and still have the most elite fighting force in the world the S.A.S. i donyt know why i am saying this just felt like it was necessary due to yo lot talking about who deserves what and who rules etc, And it was actually Russia at the forefront of the invasion into the German capital Berlin , while America fought bravely against th Japs in those shitty clausterphobic conditions of the japanese bunker battles...
Rushytheking 3 years ago
y wat he/she sed
HyperShadow008 3 years ago
FUCKING HILARIOUS
roflpizza 3 years ago 3
i can't believe you shitheads fall for people like dashin999, he's trying to pull your chains and he's succeeding.
banjodeluxe 3 years ago
Finally someone with brain spoke up.
samdearboy 3 years ago
man shud get knighted
telhi 3 years ago 2
im an american citizen, but i didnt elect that bitch cause i didnt vote. democrats took cali so it didnt matter. But obama takin Bush's place tomorow baby! that nig will put us top o the world again baby.
aikmanfan5 3 years ago
At least you recognize that he is a nig
corrupt327 3 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
USA own half of the world, heck they even own the moon. Even you like it or not.
dashin999 3 years ago
what the fuck do u mean OWN half the world? i never knew countries were 4 sale!
mickdasic 3 years ago
Yes they are.
dashin999 3 years ago
since fuking when?
mickdasic 3 years ago
Since there is a nation called United States of America and there is UN *slavery Organization.
dashin999 3 years ago
so u think the rest of the world is a slave 2the US? go read some books and understand the real economy crisis you created 4 yourself by electing that jack ass as a president you dumbfucks
mickdasic 3 years ago
I am not an USA Citizen, so I can't choose a jack ass as a president. Can I choose a lion ass ? They have a better color lol.
dashin999 3 years ago
oh my god ur soooo damn funny!!!! i didnt see ur nationality til i rote da messagedory 4 dat but what made u think america owns the world if u go deepr into the situation america is in a bigger bowl of soup than all the outer countries put 2gether its jsut dat they hav a financial support so they can hide it properly. its all bcuz of BUSH if you see america has a very high illeracy rate n bush is one of them as he cheated his way 2 the white houise with the help of his bro in florida2winover AL.
mickdasic 3 years ago
America runs shit. I love how you all complain about us but when you have Nazis or Japs or terrorists knocking on your door you beg us for help. Fucking pussies
corrupt327 3 years ago
Don't worry when something attacked us we won't ask US for help. We will ask the UN...
dashin999 3 years ago
what the fuck on about u cunt, we protected ourselves and all u did was nuke japan in the single worst act of humanity, go kill urselfr u scum
sodiumfan 3 years ago
yea you know the japs didn't deserve it you're right they were good people. I'm being sarcastic by the way you ignorant dickless cock rag
corrupt327 3 years ago 3
It was the imperialist government that was to blame for Japans war crimes, not the thosands of civilians, many of which were children, who the United States nuked.
officekitano 3 years ago
Then if they cared about their citizens they shouldve stopped. Boo fucking hoo
corrupt327 3 years ago
Have a heart, those are people you are talking about, no different from you and your family, killed for someone else's crimes. stick your stupid patriotism up your ass you simple tool.
officekitano 3 years ago
And look at Japan now its sick because we taught them how to be a normal country
corrupt327 2 years ago
go play on the train tracks, you'll be doing the world a favor...
officekitano 2 years ago
That's good, you know I'm right so you tell me to go get hit by a train instead of trying to argue back...
Speaking of trains, though, I gave your mom the train last night (if you wanna just give shit to me I'll just do it right back pussy)
corrupt327 2 years ago
There is no point in arguing with someone who needs help brushing his teeth...
How do you expect me to respond to something as moronic as "And look at Japan now its sick because we taught them how to be a normal country"
You simple fuck...
officekitano 2 years ago
I actually brush my teeth on a regular healthy basis.
You're right, me, a full time major university student is simple. Wait til I'm telling you what to do at work in a couple of years.
Japan right now would be nothing without the United States.
corrupt327 2 years ago
Haha, I'm not impressed with your minor academic achievement... I'm sorry to break it to you, but anyone with a good pitching arm, rich parents or half a brain can get into a state university, it doesn't make you special.
Explain to me what you think The United States has done for Japan, other than bomb the shit out of the civilian population and promote capitalism.
officekitano 2 years ago
A.) I don't go to a shitty state school
B.) I'm surprised you can spell "university"
C.) By taking away Japan's army and navy that that lacked the maturity to use, we occupied the zip's land and applied our societal ways to their barbaric ones. And look at what's happened since: Nintendo, Sony, Pokemon.
Taking Tojo down was one of the most important things in world history. The Pacific would've been under Jap rule otherwise, blocking off trade.
Now, what's your kindergarten-level response?
corrupt327 2 years ago
OK, you're right, they're better off... at least those who weren't incinerated or deformed.
officekitano 2 years ago 2
Its the price you pay for being pure evil. You all tend to forget how truly evil Japan and Germany were back then.
corrupt327 2 years ago
I never said they did anything bad i only said they were open to reform no SHIT they were evil!!!
BenPerlis 2 years ago
actually japan was/is a fully self sustaining country. therefor they dont give a fuck about our trade the only thing it does is create sweatshops
the "barbaric" ways you mention would be the samurai and such which if im not mistaken died long before japan had any real contact with the U.S.A
capitalism which you mention so highly is more than likely working against you and you have no clue about it (HMO's are a prime example)
america did nothing but enforce an embargo and then bomb them.
BiteTheCurb786 2 years ago
And island hopped across the Pacific kicking the Japs off all those damned islands, losing countless lives in the process.
corrupt327 2 years ago
Japan lacks natural resources and they received upwards of 90% of their oil from America. Also the embargoes happened only after Japan's imperialist attacks on China.
D0g63rt 2 years ago
japan has survived for centuries without america
its proven that oil is not needed to run the world only to make people rich
i was pretty sure the embargoes were set before japan's attack on pearl harbour
BiteTheCurb786 2 years ago
Pearl Harbor was a preemptive strike to take out America's navy and military influence in the Pacific, and it was in partial response to American oil embargoes.
D0g63rt 2 years ago
can you tell me why the embargoes were put in place to begin with?
BiteTheCurb786 2 years ago
bullshit they went through the meji restoration which made them reform government become industrialized and modernize based off of the examples of european and western cultures. They are an open culture who has always been open to reform.
BenPerlis 2 years ago
Read from that same history book you're nursing from and tell me what Japan thought of democracy in the 1930's and 40's.
D0g63rt 2 years ago
okay retard where in my comment did i say anything about demecracy.
BenPerlis 2 years ago
You didn't, I did. Is that too hard for you to understand? And way to dodge the question.
D0g63rt 2 years ago
it wasn't america who made the main difference in WW2 it was Russia dick
CAsHizZ 3 years ago
pfft yeah right...
only reason they came back was because the americans attacked
Lavitz00 3 years ago
the russians actually joined the war because germany attacked them. ENGLAND WON EVERYONE ELSE LOST!!!
pengboy92 3 years ago
yeah russia got destroyed at there own capital... they only came back because u.s. gave guns and resources
Lavitz00 3 years ago
If we didn't invade France you would've been fucked you communist
corrupt327 3 years ago
hey russians were awesome in the war. Ever heard of stalengrad? i think thats the highlight of WW2...and the Russians overcame it.
Spadez9559 3 years ago
You ever hear of D-day? We overcame German defenses in a single day them communists took years to break into eastern europe, and the russians lost 20 million people doing it. Real fucking brilliant
corrupt327 3 years ago
it tooks years because of their "wepons" they used rocks, and shovels to defend their homeland because they were too poor to buy supplies. id like to see you run up to a fully armed german with only a fucking rock in your hand.
Spadez9559 3 years ago
he doesnt have to, because he doesnt live in a shit country
mattstetz 2 years ago
i watched a documentary on that the Germans had this cannon that was over 3 stories tall and fired bombshells the size of a compact sedan
BiteTheCurb786 2 years ago
i agree...then disagree...it was america AND Russia.
Spadez9559 3 years ago
So bsically dont argue in a one sided arguement, understand before you assume... now, yetagain, someone appears a looney toon
the666thmessiah 3 years ago
lmfao. 'ur comin with me' 'where?' hahahahhaaha wtf must he think of ali
swettybettybob 3 years ago
lol, funny I love this.
sultan20007 3 years ago
"...you know, a coupla times. is dat legal or illegal?"
jasmineapril 3 years ago 3
bravuz againts bruvuz
robbiemacneil 4 years ago
the fuzzy muff ^^
DIELANEULE 4 years ago 2
LMAO so dumb watch the episode when he wrote a book that one was the funniest
Divinemotion 4 years ago
hahaha.. this is funny!!
massari4u 4 years ago
is there actually an audience there cuz thats kinda dumb
415tmac 4 years ago
That's strange, there were some comments earlier that I was responding to that are now deleted.
Now I just look like a loony talking to myself.
LordOfTheDucks 4 years ago
And you spelled "your" wrong, when you should have meant "you're".
Also, my stickling to spelling obviously denotes my sexual preference.
LordOfTheDucks 4 years ago
What gives you the right to correct others on the internet you fuckjob?
bender970 4 years ago
The constitution. Look it up, dickweed. It's the same bit that allows me to call you a cock-juggling thundercunt.
LordOfTheDucks 4 years ago 2
yeah coz the american constitution is international... ignorant fuckhead
the666thmessiah 3 years ago
Since international law does not supersede federal law it's good enough for me.
LordOfTheDucks 3 years ago
Relative to the country your in!.. the american constitution does not really apply on the internet as the internet itself is international.. whos the thundercunt now?! americans dont own the web, so dont pull it off as if this is the case. Perhaps basic human rights imply that you could state what u want on the internet?!.. ignorant fuck
the666thmessiah 3 years ago
And where do you propose the hearing would take place? In the judicial branch of the internet? National laws apply to the internet a fuckton and not just which sites are censored in Iran/China. Between rendition, extradition, jurisdiction, and maybe a few more -dictions.
Again, international law does not supersede my rights as a citizen. I can correct all the grammar I want on the internet and not a single foreign party can touch me.
LordOfTheDucks 3 years ago
Never proposed any hearing of any sort should even take place.
And you see, this is where th great intelligence of the american becomes apparent. While as a citizen internatioal law does not over rule those rights as acitizen, the rights that give you claim as a citizen themselevs do in no means whatsoever extend into the intrnational community, ergo, the internet, which is why in turn, you cannot be touched, but also why your justification was ignorant in the first place!!
the666thmessiah 3 years ago
Apparent indeed. Through that sin against grammar you call a sentence I can only surmise your argument is "you're right, but in a wrong way, because while you are protected in your own country you would not be granted clemency in other nations".
I'll be sure to take that up with the People's Republic of Butthurt. As most modern country's has amended or written their own bill of rights with America's in mind I can ascertain there will be little complication of any future travel plans I may have.
LordOfTheDucks 3 years ago
Hahaha nooo, you tit, america has forced other countrie to do so, as we all know the american way is the right way. No, actually, its the only way... wait a moment, theres such a thing as a way?.. thought there was only the ameriway.
our fucking watching and looking for arguements, grow up you little fuckwit
the666thmessiah 3 years ago
dumbsh*t u know wut forget that shit dumbshit
robbiemacneil 4 years ago
Don't worry, I don't bother remembering things dumbasses wrote on the internet.
LordOfTheDucks 4 years ago
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America runs shit. I love how you all complain about us but when you have Nazis or Japs or terrorists knocking on your door you beg us for help. Fucking pussies
corrupt327 3 years ago
which version of aliG show is this from? there's an audience??
beyond9001 4 years ago
ass corn
robbiemacneil 4 years ago
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see how a hot chick loses a bet and has to strip in front of her classmates <b>(_stripAss.com_)<b>
htcjxsqljsaop 4 years ago
You can tell that he's just developing his character here, SBC cracks a few times.
coastale 4 years ago
haha the best part is their reactions to what he says
*blank stare*
maroo8 4 years ago
fucking laugh track
cooper92i 4 years ago