Re: Can you speak Fake English? Please Respond!

[tastethesourpickle]

This is suspiciously gay

[Chant4It]

YOU ARE WEIRD! I LIKE YOU THOUGH! JUST MAKE SURE YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING CRAZY WHEN YOU GO BACK TO SCHOOL ON MONDAY.... YOU ARE TRULY AN INTERESTING PERSON... YOU FREAK ME OUT THOUGH! LOL! COME BACK TO THE LIGHT! please MY FRIEND. LOL! I STILL LOVE YOU! YOU FREAKED ME OUT! TAKE YOUR MEDS BABE! LOVE YA!

[ENOTERINE]

I'm not a telepath, sorry... But I must add that you write badly, and showed your writtings too fast. So it was impossible for me to understand it. Ergo, not only sounds are a problem in english!!!!!!

[fleebness]

Actually, I expect this is precisely how those languages sound to the deaf.

[prometheuszero9]

Fucking super nerd troll creature. I want those glasses though, but how do I gets thems

[ohmysquidmuffins]

O.e

[greenhighlighter192]

fucking dick head if you actually think this is funny you hav up syndrome yeah i said up syndrome not down syndrome up because its worse than down syndrome it means your a fucking retarded ass

[PierreRMB]

You speak ....... . But can you speak computer language with 0 and 1? You get 4.5 out of 5 for funny, but 1.2 for effort. in computer, since what I'm saying is true to me, it would be 1. If it's false to you, then you might put 0.

[barebackrocks]

That had better be permanent marker...

[MrPoughkeepsie]

Is this Andy Warhol's son?

[noorelgohary]

What the fuck is this?

[Afanlynness]

i can't understand this video.... any explanation? 

[Mustangify100]

this dude is, just, well, if i said it utube would b scared 4 life

[balcerhouse]

@Mustangify100 He was trying to be funny, that's all.

[homoerectus1871]

409 people can't speak fake fake english

[MrPoughkeepsie]

@riotbabez123

Learn to spell 'you're' fucking immigrant! Racist that, bitch!

[freqflyer07281972]

jeez, someone's got a chip on their shoulder... [-(

[viskarenvisla]

I just wasted two minutes of my life.

[rcgarrett123]

107 people have his dick in there ass

[beancommaq]

hey now, he's pretty cute.

[nonodu64990]

seriously stop the drugs man :)

[Eldanori]

If you are deaf, this is excellent.

Otherwise, I don't know what to say.

[dcos5]

I didn't get the part when he said .  But I for him to say and get away with it, well that's just YouTube.

[LoveBill75]

sucks

[GopheReid]

If I say something, will you directly respond to me too?

[vmoko]

What a Dickhead

[thunderbolt885]

booooo, ps stop sucking your face in, it makes you look like an even bigger douchebag.

[l0vem3orh8m3]

you should tell that story at parties.

[RobloxHackers]

Emo Spaniard

[vemundv]

gay..



[Shetasen]

Ah yes the silent geek at work.

[canadiankewldude]

kewl ... original ... thinker ... loved it!

[JackInTheBox099]

the day u walked out with these "glasses" i think u was an eyecatcher... brw 350 ppl didnt like that... 100 were just jobless and felt pity for u...

[Bisqwit]

Wow, this is so fake! Really.

[hoshikuzu728]

This is seriously brilliant... :)

[adibaby1979]

what does this have to do with speaking mock english?

[alongcamesara]

well... i heard it. i think he did a real good job, sure sounded like english.

[GuamKomudo]

I have no idea what just happend... LOL

[JamieeTheGreat]

He's really cute!

[Melinda7386]

Show us your tits.

[Cattyfloofikus]

I thought this was clever, actually. :V

[heavenlyangelce]

u luk like uve been hit by a ten toone truck 

[IbanezInferno]

lol wtf xD

[jhardknox]

ahahah!

[cwb1130]

I don't get it.................

[pirada9]

ajajajajaja que loco!!!!!

[Jahooba]

Sooo, this kid's just being a dick?

[nihilo9]

@Jahooba

Nah.

Don't need to be what I already have.

[dancer1755]

@nihilo9 haha thats a suprise, thanks for letting us know... and i dont understand what this is.. verry ambiguous.. u should make another vid where u explain it after hahaha

[rionISflying]

@nihilo9 soooo yes then? cause that was a pretty dick-ish thing to say

[Hamburgler21]

@nihilo9 that would have been sort of funny is he said 'huge dick' but he didnt...So youre sort of just stating that you have a dick, like every other guy.

[ChibDibs]

@nihilo9 nice comeback

[A320FirstOfficer]

If you think this is funny you are sadly mistaken.

[nihilo9]

@A320FirstOfficer

False.

I would be happily mistaken.

[DrBurdock]

I actually can be silent in at least 29 languages.

[nihilo9]

@DrBurdock

I'm having trouble with Farsi...

[pary16]

@nihilo9

wow how ironic for you to comment that here

i speak farsi

[Froopie]

Nice :D

[pang5]

I chuckled at this video. Very cool. And the comments? The cereal box surprise.

Thankee, nihilo.

[nihilo9]

@pang5

Anytime, sir.

[QW5ub255bW91cw]

@nihilo9

GOSH, just SHUT UP!

[siameez]

speak, Speak, SPEAK! With your MOUTH and VOCAL CHORDS!! Perhaps ninilo9 can't READ English...

[nihilo9]

@siameez

Perhaps the literal interpretation of something isn't always the most appropriate, in context.

[phdhbtdsmmm]

Copyright?!

[havntthslightst]

I have a sneaking suspicion you are more intelligent than myself. It's a shame the video wasn't better understood, but what's a fella to do?

I'll have to lurk around and find out if the former bit is true or not.

[havntthslightst]

@havntthslightst

I've finished lurking, and decided I don't really care if you are or are not. I'd tell you what I thought in general, but I don't care to do that either. This is the internet after all and, despite what others may think, it has little to no bearing or consequence. Why make the effort only to draw no satisfaction at having fulfilled an urge.

[havntthslightst]

@havntthslightst I will say that I doubt the validity of your username. I am having difficulty imagining a nihilist investing himself in drama, although it would be pleasantly ironic. A man living a life devoid of meaning or moral direction perusing an art devoted to the portrayal of acts committed as a result of the very thing he does not believe in. Delicious.

[callin2427]

go and suck some dicks like you usually do

[arabmadridista]

I think your idiocy have surpassed your ability to lick yourself

[Rochondil]

I think what you should get from this video is what is written underneath it, not merely between the lines.

His username tells us that he is a nihilist. What more is there to do than just leave this emo to himself and leave him to his other nihilist friends:P

Dadalife

[nihilo9]

@Rochondil

Underneath *and* in between... oh my!

Your astuteness is staggering!

[Rochondil]

@nihilo9 And your wordiness even more so! I wouldn't suggest "in between" or "underneath" to be anywhere near as astute as your silence.

[morbitron6]

How do I fake say, "This kids a douchebag?"

[snaeroketahi]

this is so gay

[linkinchester95]

ähhh, ja....okeeeee!!!! (ist der i-wie dumm) the original was muuuuuch better, i don´t know, what THIS is!! :(

[Unterselbst]

Soon; you.

[alanaholborn]

well this was pointless..

[ThunderTramp]

u guys are all retarded this vid is dumb as hell

[MultiDanielleee]

@j2jpop

Who cares if people want to hear what their language sounds like from a foreigners perspective? Accents are very interesting and they are a huge component in any language. I've been learning a second language (French) and I've always wondered what English sounded like to French people. It has nothing to do with judgment, or dividing people. That is stupid. Who gives a fuck? No one was being offensive.

At the same time, I do get the point of this video, and it is somewhat intriguing.

[gbcd86]

hahaha you had me at "There... is no porpous?" you made my day with some of this comments :P

[nihilo9]

I do what I can...!

[haleybaked]

I like it

[boardermatt223]

Look at me, I'm so freaking artsy. It's so crazy it's blowing my mind, man!

[nihilo9]

@boardermatt223

Your sarcasm is appreciated.

[j2jpop]

Wow. Obviously the point of this video is to show people that accents shouldn't matter. We shouldn't divide ourselves by the way we pronounce certain words: what matters is the meaning BEHIND the words. By saying nothing, he's saying everything. Also, the video is in black and white because color doesn't matter, either: we all belong to the same crayon box, anywhere. Plus, Obama's black and white. And Oreos.

I think I just had an artistic orgasm. This video is so beautiful I could weep

[thehpower]

@j2jpop ... im glad you like the black and white thing... but thers a lot of people in this world who seem to forget about the asian population. we would like a color to represent us. we would hate to just be "in-between" because we arent a mix of black or white.

.........yea.. this was pontless.... lol.

[sassy8girl]

don't you just love artistic orgasms. haha

[GodDESTROYER]

I couldn't hear any of your impressions.

[nihilo9]

@GodDESTROYER

You noticed?

[GodDESTROYER]

No, I couldn't hear anything. My other Youtube videos are working fine.

[nihilo9]

@GodDESTROYER

... I don't know if you deserve a reply.

Read the other comments... and have a good day!

[GodDESTROYER]

That's quite a condescending thing to say. A video shouldn't require the viewer to read comments in order to understand what you have said.

I want you to be aware your sound doesn't work on the Firefox browser. If others have made you aware, well that's fine. Have a great day.

[nihilo9]

@GodDESTROYER

The video was made without any sound... on purpose.

I sound condescending because that's the whole point of the video. More is going on here than you think. I'm frustrated because you can't see that.

Cheers.

[beatlebreath]

@GodDESTROYER

ahahaha you can't be serious

[malford19]

what the heckkkk??? hahahhahhah. weirdest thing ever.

[mczr00]

dude wat ya tryin to do LOL

[AnokymX]

So what if you all dont like the video? You definitely do not have to hurl insults or say anything negative. That's exactly what ratings are for- your opinion in a non-malicious way. Just forget about it and move on.

I dont know how old all of you are, but maturity is a long way from you- if you think the way you do and speak the way you do.

[3301456]

SPAM SPAM SPAM

[pilatelight]

w h y .

[samsolovey]

you are homofag... why make this video if not homofag? Only homofag reasons could be existing for creation of this video! Homofags in our midst-- and they are gay.

[gloomyoutlook]

LOL UR GAY

[nihilo9]

@gloomyoutlook

As a 20 year-old uploading "QI" (hosted by the venerable Stephen Fry) I hardly consider your comment insulting or the least bit serious.

However, it did provide me with 2 seconds of entertainment.

Continue to astound others with your childlike intellect and penchant for stupidity!

[gloomyoutlook]

Haha, I just wanted to provoke a long reply from you ;)

[nihilo9]

@orangeeye5

the purpose was to annoy you, orangeeye5, you and you alone! Allow me to continue:

obviously you don't "speak" (or write very well, for that matter) the English language.

your comment was a circular waste of time that I chose to single out because you seemed distraught enough to leave a frowny face.

Have a good life! Glad I impacted it in some way.

[4nightsvengeance]

what? did i just waste 3 minutes of my life?

if so, can i have them back?

[nihilo9]

@4nightsvengeance

Not unless you have Tardis.

[lixmar241]

i dont get this

[detahdomo]

Wait, shit, I get it!

The fake glasses represent corporate tyranny, because the black and white of the video is symbolic of the clear-cut struggle between US and THEM, but it's ironic because of the silence, because nobody wants to speak of it!

I FUCKING GET IT.

[pmhauge]

@detahdomo I really thought he was going for a play on neo-liberalism, what with the silence and all.

[knightsintodreams]

@pmhauge: i really though he embodied English as a people. The youth so desperate to be heard by parents and teachers and a government thats long since forsaken them. Whose hedonistic self indulgence left it's youth grasping for whatever scrap of attention they can pry away from the hands clutching so tightly to their mirrors. where then could they turn? when words shatter against the cliffs of isolation, their only desire now is to be seen, a desperate confirmation of existence. He is Magibone

[rhcpzena]

@detahdomo LOL wow. all i got was annoyed.

[theunlistedmuffin123]

@detahdomo thats deep dude

[damiano660]

cool story bro

[DigitaIL0VE]

@damiano660 brool cory sto

[obcpunk]

well that was fuckin dumb. What were you hoping to accomplish with that garbage?

[bigbagron]

o my fucken god go back 2 drawng anime loser!!!!! geta fucken life 1st off 2nd off ur fucken camera has a mic FUCK HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! USE IT DONT WAST OUR TIME WITHT HIS JUNK. go fuck urself get a life 2ndly id like to say that u r a nerd and go back 2 nerdy things ur doing bye

[meowfu]

:| didn't you just waste your own time by standing around watching this video?

And anime doens't necessarily make someone a loser lol. Nor does this person necessarily draw anime...

[bigbagron]

sutup anime NERDE!!!!!!!! u big eye litl mouth person i dont wana see u round dese parts chuby

[CockpumpVideo]

Show us your knob

[loveedotcom]

This was the waste of my time.

[stevethetree1991]

no. no. i got it. but... no. swing and a miss man.

this is dumb. and it's really funny that you had to go wash off those glasses after you did this.

but you're a very pretty girl.

[nihilo9]

win.

[usernameavailable567]

this reminds me so much of my friend wesley.

is your name wesley?

[nihilo9]

um.

nah.

[hexagoncubez]

lol the glasses thing was funny 8) ...although if you were telepathic the camera would not pick it up..

[urgumhaynee]

this video is bad and you should feel bad

[frankwilliams987]

this is stupid.

but i still lol'd :/

[negathief]

whats up with the glasses thing?...

[wokabomb]

I like the part where the little blue man ran around the screen frantically in search for his circulatory system but instead dug a large hole and tumbled in only to be succeeded by a helmet-carrying wombat that got gobbled up by the swarm of locusts which is kind of funny seeing that the last wombat I saw was breathing as much (if not more) fire as the metrosexual dragon that sings me to sleep every night.

That part was sick.

[nihilo9]

You too?

Sweet!

[pml08usaf]

Wow....That's all I can say to that.

You have improved this video 200 fold with this single comment. Congratulations.

[Crazypreeteens]

Here's my story. A little dog walked up tp a farm saying Where are my chicken Nuggets! He grabed a piece of paper and met up with Sailor Moon! He now Is Octo - Dad! and has four Sailor Moon Pups!

[wokabomb]

Yes.

[HaydnsGrotto]

haha the glasses thing was pretty random

[KailiKM]

What was the porpous of this video?...And lets see if you can answer this one w/out the scarcasim k?

[nihilo9]

There... is no porpous?

Its purpose is to get you frustrated.

Because you don't understand it.

The purpose is to understand.

[KailiKM]

Well honestly most ppl arnt gonna get it mainly cus its pretty boring. no offence

[nihilo9]

Being boring has nothing to do with people "getting it".

I could make a video with a hippo juggling a fat person while bouncing on a big red rubber ball (which you must admit isn't boring at all) and people just wouldn't get it. Because it would be nonsense.

So, no offense taken..

[KailiKM]

Well that would be extreamly amazing. You should make that happen.

And, no offence was implied if that what you mean.

[nihilo9]

I'm working on it!

You have NO idea how expensive fat people are - or hippos, for that matter.

[KailiKM]

ok....were did that come from?????

[nihilo9]

read your previous comment - stay focused.

[nisamneznam]

heh well does this mean u dont have microphone or something

[nihilo9]

Yep!

The WHOLE purpose of this video was to show the YouTube audience that I had no microphone (or something).

Congratulations!

[barebalaji]

n u think u r funny?

u r NOT

[nihilo9]

no i dn't

u r funny

whu r u 2 say whu i am?

regards,

nihilo9

[tikayone]

I THINK YOU'RE GREAT!!! Keep on dreaming ...

[nihilo9]

sarcasm?

you're learning!

[icarolinecaroline]

you remind me of cassie from skins lol

[nihilo9]

connections! ;)

[BABABABA5555]

Did you know that if your city is under attack, hitting yourself in the face with a monkey will probably not help the situation?

[nihilo9]

Did you know that I haven't accepted that fact?

(The fact that my city is under attack?)

Because that, my friend, is a perception.

I don't believe in perceptions or pay them any attention.

Good day!

[BABABABA5555]

Good Sir,

I will NOT idly stand by as you accuse my underpants of supporting communism. If you believe in the dogma of libel to that degree, I must refuse to offer you communion. You are henceforth excommunicated.

[nihilo9]

I'm LOLing all the way to Purgatory.

Wait.

[xmusicxemox]

im sorry i dint understand it......wat was it bout?

[nihilo9]

Watch the original video ;)

[xmusicxemox]

the original video?

[ariastar8]

that was gay

[nihilo9]

Thanks for your colorful opinion..

[AkechiLove]

LOL. That rocked. Haha I like your glasses. XD

[kirkwood1991]

You look like killing youself any time soon.

[lydia2693]

haha! great!

It's a shame that a lot of people are too stupid to watch the other video to understand this.

but I thought it was a great idea, anyway.

[JadeLuvsEdwardCullen]

i dont understand :S

[xL0TTIEEx]

I find you're comments to the rude comments hilarious. I was seriously cracking up. Seriously. I was.

Cause I'm cool like that.

[nihilo9]

Awesome.

Continental drift cracks me up.

Cause I'm cool like that.

[xL0TTIEEx]

Lol. I have no idea what that is.

So I'll just pretend I do.

Cause I'm cool like that.