Obama Begs U.S. Not To Embarrass Him In Front Of French (Season 1: Ep 8 on IFC)

[MrAbradix]

The irony is that the FDA safeguards the corporations doing the most damage. Monsanto and Kraft love to spread cancer!

[DaGavinX]

The guy from the FDA is so freaking funny. Maybe if they really got pissedoff like that people would eat healthier.

[SlobbyHill]

Funny thing is, Americans keep apologizing to everyone else for Obama.

[bleached128]

The onion found bin laden before Obama lol

[TheAnonymouse123e]

Bzdown, it didn't. The Onion is a fake, satirical news network.

[BzdownGzup]

Can't believe this really happened. Wat is America coming to

[10INTM]

@BzdownGzup You guys will believe ANYTHING about Americans. This is not a real news story.  It's satire.

[randomwindowsstuffz]

@10INTM Isn't that implying that your comment shouldn't be believed either? :P

[frogerfury]

1:20 and 1:22 isnt urdu...

[frodo9]

GO GET CANCER!!!

Me: I'm on it!!

[Jonmad17]

Holy shit! at 0:55 it lists "Islamabad" when talking about about Bin Laden's hiding place. He was found a less than a month after this video was posted in a small town in Pakistan right next to Islamabad.

[battleax86]

@Jonmad17 He was actually found three months before this video was posted. That's what they were making fun of...the fact that he was found in an Islamabad suburb under the nose of the Pakistani military.

[TheIslammiracle]

Onion needs far more 'FDA guy' scenes. He's awesome.

Atleast 1 per show, ideally.

[Rawr8987]

GO GET CANCER.

[SeventhSun]

Président, il est impossible.

[lukethegreat101]

....nope, turns out he was living in a nice big mansion

[Redjoker96]

@lukethegreat101 which ones i wanna see. this guy is hilarious

[TrySomeMusic]

everyones favorite militant islamist

[csbob2010]

They've got the FDA commissioner on other episodes...that shit is always funny.

[Wishyut]

How come Onion censors bad words in this episode but doesn't in the others. =|

[orrgla]

OSAMA'S HUSSAYN OBAMA IS A FUCKING IDIOT YOU WILL NOT SILENCE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WE WILL SPEAK TO WHATEVER SNOOTY EUROPEANS WITH THEIR FANCY ELECTRIC CARS WHEN WE WANT TO THIS IS WHY WE NEED NEWT! NEWT! NEWT!

[rorshachfan]

@orrgla ....Is this what we have to look forward to? Are you supposed to be what one is like when their "eyes are open?" I'd...rather stay ignorant, then. If that's the case.

[spartan662501]

@orrgla do you realize that this is a parody? Are you a stupid troll?  Or are you so idiotic that you don't recognize humor? The common factor being, that you mentally deficient. Please stop breathing my air. BTW It appears that you have caps lock on, you might want to take care of that.

[DoubleAssClown]

@orrgla trololo

[idobelieveinnargles]

Weirdest thing Americans do once they hear you're from some European country: let you know by what fraction they originate from your country. Then they continue to list all their other geographic influences. You wouldn't believe how many Americans are 11/15th Danish.

[Casna101]

@idobelieveinnargles

Funny, I have two European friends and I never did that when they told me where they were from. And I've seen them meet all my friends, they didn't do it either. Perhaps you are just generalizing?

And even if they did, what is wrong with telling them that you share similar genetic history?

[Wisprsinthedrk]

@idobelieveinnargles *opens mouth for defensive argument*.......yea actually that part is pretty much true.

[chichigyrl06]

@idobelieveinnargles I think that only counts for Caucasian Americans. But its very true. The weirder part is when I talk about being mixed, I hear the same thing... "Well, grandmother on my grandfather's great aunt's side is 2/3 Polish. Which makes me, like, ya know, Polish too." WHAT???

[Maserati7200]

@idobelieveinnargles I'M HALF SPANISH

[sPxd3v1oUs]

@idobelieveinnargles LOL so freakin true mate, i get that all the time when i tell someone im danish (i actually am)

for alle danske jeg er faktisk kun 1/2 del dansk <3

[DarkEmoE]

@idobelieveinnargles teechnically the only americans actually from america are the indians (native americans)

[gb6710]

@DarkEmoE But they are from Asia.

[slippyking07]

@idobelieveinnargles

and 1/36th Irish

[gb6710]

@idobelieveinnargles Well, I'm Irish and Dutch, so fuck you.

[frederic129]

BROOKE IS HOT

[gardnerbm]

I drink orange flavored drink. Is that healthy enough?

[ALEZTHEGREAT]

go get cancer lmao

[1simo93521]

FDA guy killed me. Lol.

[TheYouwontgetit]

do not worry... ...we europeans already know what kind of backward hillbilly uneducated rednecks you are...

[ALEZTHEGREAT]

@TheYouwontgetit yah we drink beer and nascar and football and drink tea and crumpets on sundays

[101PageJimmy]

@TheYouwontgetit fuck you bastard. 

[TheYouwontgetit]

@101PageJimmy ...exactly...

[youbestbequiet]

Typical Obama, Why doesn't CNN or NBC cover these story? Because Obama hates America. He will not be getting my vote in 2012 again. What a jackoff.

[grffnchn65]

@youbestbequiet its a joke maybe

[Sanvorae]

@grffnchn65 don't feed trolls lol.

[dabomb1357]

@youbestbequiet troll harder brah

[youbestbequiet]

@dabomb1357 What does troll mean?

[JewDough1]

Onion knew where Osama was all along!

[eladinea]

The Onion will not truly satirize Obama. How intellectually dishonest.

[aslacuentayya]

The image at 2:02 made me lol you can feel his frustration, I wonder if the real FDA guy have the same feelings.

[Ylltimate]

@aslacuentayya Same here.

[heresjohnny1231]

This is hilarious. XD

[kirasao]

I just wanted to say that Brooke Alvarez is a stone cold fox. Thank you.

[salvo711]

Fucking brilliant FDA bit.

[DJReddie]

GO GET CANCER.

[jerzkid87]

lol at 1:59 "god. give me a break"

[LILDONOVANXX]

FDA guy is my fucking hero.

[squidb8]

FDA doesn't really care how healthy the food is that a person stuffs into their pie hole. The just care that the food isn't toxic, and the labeling is accurate.

[jesusfreak2123]

@squidb8 lol your totally right

[IrishFig]

@squidb8 Yeah with McDonalds, they pay the FDA to shutup about how bad their food is

[lnr08f]

Steve Hoyer is the best hahaha

[grooverheliboy]

I heard about this programme from freinds in the US and just had to check it out.......Hilarious stuff....

Greets from London !

[ZTM420]

58 people intentionally tried to embarrass Obama and are spending the next 2 years in prison for treason.

[YSKite]

okay! fuck... i'll stop shoving ding dongs down my piehole, jesus fuck.

[itachi155]

You fucking Americans better not touch Bin Laden. I love that T.V show

[overtext]

Organic farm in peru....hahaha

[DrOman5596]

Go get cancer!

[superjeff14]

The bin laden sketch proves the white house watches the onion.

[IcyScythe]

LOL I love the FDA guy! He was great in Rescue me too lol.

[AwwreadyBlackstock]

go get CANCER

[my9thtime]

whats with the spam?

[cyanmanta]

HA! American wines have been better than French wines for generations now.

[davids11131113]

I think the most hillarious thing about The Onion videos is seeing how stupid the commenters are, nearly everyone takes it seriously. Just amazing.

[Choikesta]

GO GET CANCER!! XD

[J88Wolf]

F*CK RON PAUL! STEVE HOYER 2012! :D

[IamAmazing2011]

the onions is the news network ever

[mel577]

Actually, the bit with the Food and Drug Administration guy is pretty ironic--which of course, is a deliberate satire of reality from Onion News--Since these assholes in charge of the FDA are a bunch of sellouts. They don't give a flying fuck about the people's health since the huge food corporations that are slowly poisoning the American people with toxins and all that shit, lobby the FD $billions every year to get away with it.

[Knr911]

Now that's funny, in fact in France we have the exact same kind of jokes in reverse, some french comedian already made almost the same sketch, begging Obama to let Sarkozy talk, do his thing, play with pens and please excuse us for his childish wannabee-Napoleon behavior. I'm serious ! I sware, as a french guy I always facepalm because I'm so embarassed for my country when the dwarf Sarkozy runs around Obama lol

[mattsnow81]

LOL The FDA guy!

[1blackaura]

i'm gonna use that quote from now on if you don't mind...

'it's not that easy trying to talk sense into millions of people'

[bowser5295]

lol the bin laden thing was hilarious

[77PensFan]

@Joji5020 Really? Well that makes the past 10 years much easier! Dang it, if only we had a time machine to go back and tell the troops searching for him that he was already dead! /you're an idiot :/

[77PensFan]

"No one has a right to grade a President who has not sat in his chair, examined the mail and information that came across his desk, and learned why he made his decisions." John F Kennedy

[LeetVajda]

@77PensFan That means a president is inscrutable. That's bull. I don't care which president is in office, you can judge a president without meeting such criteria. Meanwhile, Lol at the Osama segment. Caught me off guard.

[daniibaby500]

'' here eat all the fake orange shit'' hahahahaha.

[tsharpmac420]

fuck the french they would not even have wine if it was not for the vineyards in st charles county missouri mutha fuckas

[thenewbug3]

"GO GET CANCER!"

[phocjame]

We need an FDA Guy movie.

Preferably one set in Peru where he has to fight his way back to America after the entire country becomes lethargic and listless in his absence.

[moleman40000]

@phocjame i thought the entire country was already lethargic and listless

[bulldozerchn]

Ironic, because the situation in China was well relieved...

[javitojh]

this FDA guy needs to be my dad!

[MisterEviscerator]

1:25 lol

[Horus515]

Carla Bruni is SO hot.

[KittyLove89]

..............................­............LMFAO

[evillttlimp]

Tucker Hope? Wow, what a name. lol

[FFreeLevant]

Why do they censor "fuck" but leave out "shit"?

[llsds1]

that FDA guy needs to run our country. seriously he does

[admiralcrash1]

go get cancer! lol

[punaniswabber]

OSAMAS DEAD

[BrunoDaKeeper]

"GO GET CANCER"

[tarantulady]

Maybe Obama should just send America on a weekend sleepover or something. Best not to chance it.

[hafabee]

I love the Osama Bin Laden show almost as much as I love the Onion.

[veermujdahn]

If FDA guy Steve Hoyer was president, I would do anything he'd ask. Yes, that includes eating carrots raw.

[noregrets92]

@veermujdahn

i love eating raw carrots. that's a euphemism for fellatio right?

[HandNF]

Aw, I think Obama has a crush. It's time to get out the home videos.

[pkpapers]

Race Race Race Race Race Race. Thank you Department of Education for adopting the UNESCO operative conditioning protocals. A nation of Pavlovian zombies! Obama is the banksters' best fiend. By refusing to consider reinstituting Glass-Steagall he has doomed the working class and the middle class to debt slavery. It WILL get worse, Obama has guaranteed it.

[ScientificExploits]

@pkpapers He considered the Volcker act which was kind of like Glass-Steagall. It's not like the republicans would have gone with it anyway, they don't want any regulation what so ever.

[coolaclaim4]

Captain : STEVE!!! they've got your wife!!!!!!

Steve : But I'm not married!

Captain : you are now! TO AMERICA!!!!!!!!!

[yeaitwasme]

/watch?v=auFtHzMJ7NI

[tvap1122]

We need steve hoyer

[andrespereyda]

i totally agree with Steve. stupid people don't eat organic

[votumseparatum1]

@andrespereyda There's nothing to eat organic in the U.S. Most of the companies have been taken over by larger companies like Kraft.

[KingofDeathRage]

1:39 use pre-cautions to not drink and fluids while watching this as to having a computer screen full of spit and Dr.Pepper

[ItsZackk]

@Razio5000 First, stop being a comment troll. Second, wheres the physical proof of god or Jesus, hmmm?

[kutcharaninfan]

@ItsZackk jesus was real god is not

[Gameplay946]

LOL



[wowamonn]

@FairiesFuckHumans Obviously you live in a diffrent Universe.

[jimmervision]

Seriously. When are we getting a president like the FDA guy? we NEED him to rule this country!

[suicidalpenguins4u]

@jimmervision well at least the fda guy might get something done, unlike a lot of politicians out there these days...

[yodellikeyoumeanit09]

And I know this is my third comment in a row but I feel bad saying all that unrelated bullshit.

I thought this video was hilarious! Especially the part with the FDA guy. Did anyone else see the one where he begs americans "To just eat a damn carrot once in awhile"

Brilliant! haha

[yodellikeyoumeanit09]

To all you nuts out there arguing that the religion is the only thing keeping people in line, your wrong. If you found out there was 100% no chance of a God would you go out and kill someone? Or rape someone? What about steal? As an athiest I would never do any of those, not because God says no, but because I know those things are wrong (Largely thanks to society and my upbringing. No go stone some harlots or bomb abortion clinics or whatever you bunch do with time off

[kutcharaninfan]

@yodellikeyoumeanit09 right on !!

[BloatedPenguin]

Top comments are the exact same thing... Why, youtube? Why?

[boss1001]

Steve Hoyer is my favorite politician.

[wowamonn]

I could not stop laughing at the end!! ROLOL!!

[CesarManiaX]

I wish the real FDA commissioner would actually give America tough love

[ThePrez92]

Tucker Hope = Jeff Tate?

[ItsBiwiPwice]

Fuck the French in Paris!

[lemans24fan]

does the new season for the onion news network on ifc start in august or september?

[sw204me]

lol, you can see the cameraman in the reflection of the screen.

[iannetta11]

Say NO to BO. RON PAUL for President 2012 !!!

[cboehm24]

Don't quite understand the Bin Laden joke, but the FDA bit was awesome.

[ThatHaloGuy117]

@cboehm24 It's making fun of America being ally's with Pakistan.

[BLINDCITY]

...It's not always easy to talk sense into millions of people...

That's what she said!

[eastcoastriots]

8amanime2, nope not a troll. I don't favor any side. Just hate niggers, and people only voted for him because "he's black". He's just another useless piece of shit just like Bush. Lastly, how can anyone take you for serious with anime in your name? Most likely your a 16 y/o jap girl whose room is plastered with Hello Kitty posters. Troll you are.

[kutcharaninfan]

@eastcoastriots these are awful horrible things of you to say. the job of a president is to take the reins of a country and not drive it into the dirt... bush did that horribly it would take fucking divine intervention for bush's destructive effects on America to be reversed he made us all look like fucking morons

[VideoDotGoogleDotCom]

@kutcharaninfan You make yourself look like a fucking moron. I'm European and GWB was like a demigod compared to this disaster you have there now. Have fun with your "change", idiot.

[kutcharaninfan]

@VideoDotGoogleDotCom  hes not doing that terribly and im just saying its not cool to call him a dummb nigger and wish for his death

[seeqr9]

@kutcharaninfan I dont know about u guys but Im a man and I dont have reins. The president should do his LIMITED JOB. Its the "reins" that They've ALL been using to destroy America. RON PAUL 2012!

[Bradrox101]

@seeqr9 ron paul is about to die dude

[kutcharaninfan]

@seeqr9 i have gotten so fed up with politics i stopped following them

[seeqr9]

@kutcharaninfan Yah I feel u..i was raised 2 not even bother..but it seems politics has come to our communities, nieghborhoods n front doors. Gettin 2 where people cant grow food n feed themselves the way they want w/o catchin a federal case. Or maybe swat barges in to your house w/o IDing themselves n riddles u w bullets in front of your kid. Judges caught taking bribes to giv children adult type sentences for bein knuckleheads. Or sum clowns deciding wut my savings will b worth 2maro.

[seeqr9]

but i do feel you lol. Thats my rant for the week :) 

[thepower1802]

@kutcharaninfan AfkingMEN

[isamtator]

@kutcharaninfan You are a fucking retard, when bush was president, the debt was only 48 billoin. Now it is in the trillions you stupid fuck. Bush was one of the best, nay I say greatest presidents we have ever had. Obama has done nothing but ruin this country. You leftwing pinko commie fag. You bleeding heart liberal!

[daniibaby500]

@kutcharaninfan Exactly 

[Shinyafreak]

@kutcharaninfan except that congress makes most of the decisions, and they were dominatley democrat during Bush's office.

[7Jubal7]

@kutcharaninfan Oh trust me, it doesn't take Bush to make Americans all look like idiots.

Its funny how everyone blames everything on the presidents in office, when really they have a lot less power than you think. If the economy fails in the next presidents term, they"ll blame him/her and not Obama's and Congress's stupid spending. It's a bunch of idiot Americans who all think theyre politicians.

[JoshuaH688]

@kutcharaninfan You can only make people look like morons who are morons. Hee Hee Ha Ha Hoo Hoo...

[daveh69]

@kutcharaninfan In who's eyes, the socialist, communist, marxist countries. Who give a rats ass, bad in the eyes of the U.N., again who gives a rats ass. There a bunch of american bashing morons. Obama is destroying this country

[HuskHunter]

@kutcharaninfan Us americans are morons. Check the stats.

[Whatineedaname]

@kutcharaninfan yeah... no. bush just gets all the crap because of the delayed effects of bill clintons failures.

[Connorleshner]

@Whatineedaname Bush fucked the US up, but thanks for blaming it all on the black guy.

[Whatineedaname]

@Connorleshner bill clinton is black now?

[Connorleshner]

@Whatineedaname How does that even make sense? And no, he was white, just like he was since he was born. If I really have to point it out, I was talking about Barack Obama. I see how you tried to make a joke. It wasn't funny, first of all, and it made no sense. I am just answering your question with all seriousness because doing that is funnier than any words you could produce out of that head that houses the skull that gives that brain of yours so much space.

[Draxis32]

Man why Onion don't have an international show, dammit Id love to watch it in my country!

[8amanime2]

@eastcoastriots troll

[DrSwNemo]

@8amanime2 No, just Republican

[jevicci]

Hoyer before the meltdown: watch?v=BOyebcrVWb4

[fox64057]

There r so many of us wht r we doing

[lolipopyeah248]

you missspelled all the arabic words that were used on osama bin ladin posts:p:p