MST3K - 0622 - Angels Revenge part 1/9

[Dablkwid0w2008]

Never talk about St. Aaron! (Spelling) of the Perpetual Primetime TV

[ChaoticYak]

I've never watched a single episode of Renegade, but I thought that was a hilarious bit where Mike is riding the bike and then it shrinks...along with his costume.

[autobotgodzilla]

Crow's chest is very similar to schockwave's

[Raithious]

Ohhhhh I remember this episode....this was the episode I tried to watch a couple months ago but the movie was so f**king bad that not even the rifs made it watchable. A bunch of psychotic women band together and go on a murderous rampage of death and destruction all to keep drugs outta da schools! And the best part is that the combined IQ of all the male characters equals that of a wet mop.

[devilshomie]

I've seen porn with better acting than this

[BloodylocksBathory]

Wow, Mike's hot that way.

[solocitizen]

Dat plot

[SlairMongrel]

02:42 It's not a slicer or a dicer, not a chopper or a hopper, what in the hell could it possibly be?! A clown hammer. ._.

[OneThousandWorlds]

@SlairMongrel Could it be that easy? YES! It's just that easy with ROBOTS!

[BleuJean]

Why are they all dressed like Evel Knievel?

[bgsadler100]

"I have a feeling Johnny Wadd is going to be in this."

lol

[scitsalcoryp]

iwearmysonglassesatnight....

[scitsalcoryp]

Already gonna Suck....

probably love most of it

smiles

[TheGunboat]

He's Tug McGraw.

[mojorisingist]

what is cambot saying in the beggining song?

[conpiracy4489]

@mojorisingist

It sounds like "Kill yourself" I wonder about that too....Subliminal....

[mojorisingist]

@conpiracy4489 ha i thought that too for a while thats why i asked. but your reply promted me to look up lyrics and it all points to cambot saying "show yourself" *sigh of relief*

[ramfree27]

skip to 5:44 .... the movie starts there

[tchanabc]

@ramfree27 How dare you?! The host segments are awesome! Why would you skip them?

[TheDeathBunnie]

@ramfree27

So wrong, so very very wrong. :| You should be ashamed! The host parts are awesome!

[zappa666ful]

I think this is the only time they have referenced Marcel Proust-see what Mike is reading here (for those with limited literary sense: it is Swann's way). These guys touched all the bases, didn't they? Zappa AND Proust. Brilliant!

[HayesAJones]

"They rely on camouflage."

[RockyBalboa211]

Corey Haim song! :D 

[Graylord88]

Wait, so the guard that killed her can just be ignored once she dies?

Then why did she have to try assassinate him?

And why are they just standing back and watching? Could they have maybe sent in two people, then just sent one back after he was killed?

Also, they go in unarmed....? What? They expected to take on a drug manufactory with pretty please and bare fists?

[smeginthehead88]

Crow pronounced Peirre right! Not even Wakko did it right in his capitals song.

[charger619c]

TV's Frank is the biggest 8 year old kid I've ever seen.

[SocksBanzaiRockin]

@Phobos1313 Not as if it's going to stop us anyway. I wonder why they even try.

[Phobos1313]

Fuck NBC. It's not as if they're even losing money on this... the vast majority of these episodes can't be bought.

Keep Circulating The Tapes

[jekblom123]

TIROL AND ALL HIS EPISODES JUST GOT TAKEN DOWN!

nbc got him... the mother fuckers

[Jellicoid]

@jekblom123 That's so fucked up. At least I watched every single one, but still it's stupid. Tirol9's vids got me into MST3K and led to me buying the DVD's and rifftrax. Goddamn stupid it is.

[Graylord88]

@jekblom123 ? They are still up for me.

[jekblom123]

@Graylord88 they wernt for a little while there

[Tareltonlives]

@jekblom123 I'd gather a posse and avenge his death, but my cleavage doesn't look good in a tight jumpsuit AT ALL

[Beast9156]

I've seen every one of the MST3k's or so i thought lol.. yay a new to me one!

also i used to fall asleep to MST3k everynight.. and MAN what interesting dreams i had lol.

[Kinemacolour]

This movie sums up everything I don't like about the 70s.

[mrhandsome513]

I swear to God, Cambot says "kill yourself" in the opening credits when it comes on screen....someone tell me otherwise @ 0:58

[uuuultra]

@mrhandsome513 just repeat to yourself: it's just a show, I should probably just relax.

[mowub]

@mrhandsome513 Yet another MST3K video that has this comment.

[hall9111]

@mrhandsome513 It's "SHOW yourself"

[ZoomingDakota]

@mrhandsome513 No, no, you see, he's saying SHOW yourself, you want to be in the shot don't you?

[Kinemacolour]

@mrhandsome513 I always hear "Cover Yourself."

[SamuraiPie8111]

@mrhandsome513 i thnk he says show yourself

[JesterSentinel]

And THATs Why we've dressed as 70s relief pitchers.

[JohnnyStanwyck]

Tidbit: Liza Greer (Trish) went on to, sadly, become a call girl with a serious drug and alcohol problem. However, she managed to escape that life. Her story is a sad one, but she pulled through. She's a remarkable woman. Also, Susan Kiger wasn't the only one of the Angels to pose nude, Liza did in Penthouse in 1988. Jackie Cole (April) was married to Greydon Clark and passed away several years ago. :(

[Tareltonlives]

"It's gorgeous out there. A little TOO gorgeous!"

"Dear Ranger Rick Forum. I'm a forest ranger in a small midwestern town...."

[JohnnyStanwyck]

My favorite riffs of all time are nearly all in this episode! "I mis-EMPHASIZE words." "Cheryl Ladd is woefully miscast in the Wilma Rudolph Story." "I'm running I'm running I'm running I'm running running running..." "HEIDI FLEISS!" "She's black you know." "Le Choi makes Chinese Food." "Aren't you Michelle Wilson? You're terrible!" "The mean streets of Ojai." "A very special All-American Girl." "My period!" I could go on for days.

[purpleshamrock17]

"apparently someone thought their thumbs were sexy" 

[bigmetal16]

"I'm gonna run potty first, and then I'll attack"

[Applemask]

"Heh, it's anonymous!"

[Zekkron]

My GOD that Mustache looks cute on Trace.

[spleonar]

This is easily one of the WORST movies the mst3k guys ever sat through. You'd think this much gratuitous cleavage would help, but nothing doing.

[JohnnyStanwyck]

@spleonar Try watching it un-MST'd! There's actually a lot of, erm, plot edited out of the MST version, and the scene order is different. It makes more sense...but is a LOT harder to sit through than the MST version!

[watda74]

-I have a feeling Johnny Wadd is gonna be in this.

If he were this would have been better "received". X-D :-S

...don't blame me, blame 20+ yrs of MST3K. lol

[ChaoticYak]

I love Tom singing, "I wear my sunglasses at night..." in the opening.

[quasit28]

Thanks for the upload! Keep circulating the tapes!

[Archangel101576]

I never like to exaggerate, but this might be the worst movie that's ever been made in the history of motion pictures. It may be worse than Manos: The Hands of Fate.

[RachelSummers777]

"Connie Stevens _is_ The Professional!" ...now _that's_ a damn good movie.

[BeautifulLivingArt]

Mike is totally HOT!! I loved this show! Watched it religiously during the 90's.

[grendel2976]

So they jut their breasts and attempt to sneak around a compound in bright white jumpers? I smell Aaron Spelling!

[Dulcimerist]

LMAO! They're still riffing on that Renegade TV show! The writers must've really hated that show!

[pretorious700]

Frank has the squarest head

[mskittychic79]

Nice quality Mystiebandito thanks for taking the time :)

[thejmacattack]

its gorgeous out there, too gorgeous...

[VHShit]

Looks great. Thank you MySTieBandito!

[christimacc]

Rollie Fingers!!! Hahahahahahahaha!

[JimGrim90]

Action prostitutes!

[CrazyCard01]

Gotta love how these women have no concept of the drug trade. As Crow says "If we blow this up drugs will be gone!" LOL

[silverwheel]

@CrazyCard01

Gotta love how this movie has no concept of the drug trade!

[DementedJuggalette]

does anyone else find Trace attractive? cuz i think he's SMOKIN!

[YouSuckNoJutsu]

Wait....somebody's trying to CONTACT US!!

Who is it?!

What do you WANT?!

WHOOOOO ARRRREEE YOOOOOOOOU?!

[criggs187]

Ten million years from now, when the sun burns out and the earth is just a frozen snowball hurling through space, nobody's going to care whether or not I got this guy out.

—Tug McGraw

[cuttock]

You wanna have coffee sometime?

LOLOLOL!

[Korttimies]

Minotaur does not have 9 letters.

[doodstormer]

@Korttimies He said eight though.

[eviljoel]

@Korttimies No, but it does have 8 letters, which is what Tom asked for.

[nicky2coats]

i think tv's frank is my favorite. something about his face i find oddly soothing

[vmkdude22]

SO THEY KONCKED HIM ON THE NOGGIN AND THEY SHOT HIM INTO SPACE!

[deepshadows86]

This show is awesome

[sleepyhollow783]

USA Network had some funny original series around this time... Renegade, Silk Stockings (to be watched in one's underwear from what I heard), The Big slEazy, Duckman?...

[baroquejen]

Just a note - there is a facebook group dedicated to people who use MST3K as white noise. It is called "I watch MST3K to go to sleep".

[TwoDayLionPass]

@baroquejen I watch MST3K while I paint. All day....

[AuburnRed1]

@TwoDayLionPass

I watch it while working on assignments for my internship.

[AuburnRed1]

@baroquejen

You know that could be interpreted in so many ways. It could be relaxing and lull you to sleep, or it could be boring and the cure for insomnia. I guess it's the former, but you never know. :D

[Tareltonlives]

@baroquejen I tried that once. I kept on waking up laughing hysterically

[EternalGuardian07]

@baroquejen Wow! So I'm not the only one?

[BBart10]

@baroquejen My god I thought I was the only one lol

[JamesOhGoodie]

@baroquejen It works particularly well when they're riffing a Coleman Francis film.

[Naxwell]

@baroquejen

I thought I was the only one!

[jcrabs25]

@baroquejen - Actually, shouldn't the real group be called "I watch MST3K to SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!"?

[michelle2008g]

@baroquejen oh that is awesome! i actually do use MST3K to sleep!

[d983394]

@baroquejen holy shit, i thought i was the only one. this puts me to sleep like every night. better than nyquil

[blackknightpc]

I'm gonna call the usher on these turkeys sitting up front.

[elfinfluff]

Damn, that's some quality.  Nice.

I love how Crow's all slack jawed. XD wobble wobble.

[mothglitter]

"I sense the liver spotted hand of Aaron Spelling behind this!" I have loved that line for YEARS.

[oscarthehedhogrulez]

now WHO brought the brain?

[drlee2]

Interesting factoid...Lorenzo Lamas was engaged at one time to one of the actresses in this movie!

[pretorious700]

@drlee2 There are actresses in this movie?

[drlee2]

@pretorious700 I should have said one of the "females who basically just exist in this movie"!

[minefield1000]

Whoa, exellent quality image and audio!

[darkprose]

They are so cute, those robots! I love them.

[applebonker141]

"When bad things happen to hot people."

[AuburnRed1]

Is anyone concerned that I found Mike "Renegade" Nelson sexy? :D

[MissScarlettOHara]

@AuburnRed1 I, too, find him sexy. ;]

[AuburnRed1]

@MissScarlettOHara

Mike in the Renegade costume, Joel in the bathrobe from Operation Double OO7 (melts to the floor).... humma....hummina. humma...what was I doing?

(startled back to life). Oh where was I? Oh yes Core Development List! Back to work! :D

[mothglitter]

@AuburnRed1 With or without the "Renegade" getup, Mike is teh hot.

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Sheila Keneivel!

[simon0jester]

It's gorgeous out there--a little TOO gorgeous...

[SeoulMan]

"Oh great...Mitchell's here..."

[M0VIES4U2]

When was the last time Crow got amnesia?

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

She is the smart one!

The few, the proud, the frrrraahahaha!

[yaywhewclips242]

whatta total rip off of: Charlie's Angels/ Jack Hill action movies.

[pretorious700]

They are like, 50 feet from the guard in the watchtower and he can't see them? A bunch of hotties in WHITE jumpsuits? I mean, the pheremones alone would give them away.

[SpaceAceTX]

I HAVE A FEELING JOHNNY WAD IS GOING TO BE IN THIS!! Ha ha hahah classic, I spit up on my zig zags!!!

[Tendoking]

Greydon Clark? He made that shite-fest known as "Final Justice". Oh boy...

[SinnFein4ever]

This looks like the opening to a porno about a Lesbian biker-gang.

[Tareltonlives]

This is exactly like a porno without the actual porn.

[SinnFein4ever]

@Tareltonlives,

You mean like that "Who's Nalin' Palin?" porno vidio that''s all over YouTube? XD

[SrJoben]

"Hey you're giving away the plot."

omg what is going on? it's like we got dropped into the middle of the movie.

[DrThunder88]

It's gorgeous out there...a little too gorgeous...

[xxPatheticEmoxx]

YES! and Robert Downey Jr. as The Master!

[poolygirl13]

OMG Mike as Lorenzo Lamas....I just choked on my blunt!

[mowque]

Again, harder this time

[ChaoticYak]

Language, Bernice.

[SweetCecelia]

yay there are others who find mike hot!!! lol

[CrazyCard01]

@SweetCecelia you should see Mike now...time has not been kind.

[educatedcockroach]

@CrazyCard01 He has aged, but still not as bad as Trace or Bill (holy crap does Corbett look old now). Joel and Kevin look almost the same, what's with the people who play Crow?

[DjHamHam411]

@SweetCecelia lol I think he was hot back then too! :D

[JohnnyStanwyck]

@SweetCecelia I'm one of them.

[tarlcabot18]

...I'm Tug McGraw.

[xxPatheticEmoxx]

No I'M Tug McGraw!

[Btothecc1]

@tarlcabot18 YAY TUGGY!

[Cthuluflakes]

@tarlcabot18 clay's response to it is equally priceless

[SlairMongrel]

@tarlcabot18 Rowsdower. Zap Rowsdower.

[jrmarrero96]

This is like a bad porno movie. Mike's "Johnny Wad" riff is right on.

[taratc20]

"Hey, look! We evolved lastnight. It's apposable now!"

[MST3K86]

I always thought Mike was quite cute but was he was freaking smokin here!

[pearceegirl653]

Actually he is quite cute..... I never thought about that b4

[EternalGuardian07]

Mike as Lorenzo Lamos in Renegade is hilarious.

[Tareltonlives]

I'd totally watch that.

[tagginos]

Gene Shallit wants his hair back.

[jekblom123]

"Apparently someone thought their thumbs were sexy."

[NUTCASE71733]

This movie was the only one on MST3K that made me wanna kill myself.

[PhantosTheHedgehog]

You didn't want to kill yourself during Manos?

[NUTCASE71733]

The incompetance of the execution of Manos was enough to keep me going. It was so bad it didn't even NEED the MST3K treatment.

[Kinemacolour]

Just remember to shine-shine-shine your love.

[pytko3]

If Rob Zombie wants to remake horror movies, he should do a modern version of Manos.

[NUTCASE71733]

He already did from what I hear.

[WhiteTiger225]

Better him then Zack Snyder... *Shivers* Fuggin running zombies...

[Gomess]

Zombies can't run! D=

[Tareltonlives]

Zack Snyder is the heir to Grey Don Clark

[pretorious700]

@pytko3 Rob Zombie shouldn't be allowed near a camera.

[WhiteTiger225]

You lie! Don't make me girly slap you to death! Manos will be most displeased!

[miroku612]

omg same :(

[Tareltonlives]

Mine was Space Travelers, but to each his own

[havaneezer]

Is the Full MST3K version of The Killer Shrews on here somewhere?

[sipioc]

I gotta say Mike looks pretty good as the Renegade

[daliwndrland]

Yeah, Mike always looks good but he looks awesome as the Renegade, hahahahaha....

[elemental402]

"I'm the only one who can be spared! So I'll attack the guard while the rest of you just kinda sit there and watch."

[swgmigraines]

What great quality! Thanks so much for the upload!

[MaximumRD]

Awesome! Great quality thanks!