patton oswalt - ambien dreams & jerry maguire

[Michael52176]

This is about one of the funniest things i've ever seen... totally didn't see that one coming.;

[TurnerClassicNinja]

Those are ambien dreams, huh? Dude, I get those every fucking day. Whilst unmedicated.

[Mkultradeth]

Ambien addiction sucks! I was pretty strung out on it for quite awhile. This did make me laugh though.

[pretorious700]

Americans are so pathetically addicted to drugs.

[ashdefpot]

i will now refrain from jerking off for 10 years just to see dead kings

[xTheOxx]

No, Patton, I don't know what you're talking about with your Ambien dreams.

The rest is great, but the medication jokes have to go.

[Brotassium00]

@xTheOxx We can't make jokes about the miraculous drugs pharmaceutical companies make, but the joke about the meth addicts' popcorn farts is fine? Fuck you, Mister King of Comedy.

[xTheOxx]

@Brotassium00

Meth addicts are hilarious. Depressed insomniacs are only occasionally mildly funny.

[pretorious700]

@Brotassium00 lol. "miraculous drugs", no dumbass, your own immune system is miraculous, drugs are for weaklings and losers.

[BeeAre]

i absolutely love his tempo breaks for emphasis. "Capital idea, old sport! VOMIT."

[pretorious700]

Patton's brother rules.

[thewolffromhell66666]

why does the clown have chainsaw tits?

[Sabohaque]

@thewolffromhell66666 It's a nightmare

[thewolffromhell66666]

@Sabohaque I know that but why I mean that super fucked up

[pretorious700]

@thewolffromhell66666 dream dumbass

[formusicplaylist1]

i need to try ketamine again, dmt and now ambien.

[jas1n]

@formusicplaylist1 Ambien is cool, if you want to black out- without all of the drinking you would normally have to do.

[illusions142]

Ambien is some craaaaazy shit, man. If you've never taken it... holy balls.

[Jaysus777Live]

Check his book out, too good.

[Capng123]

Wow I better NEVER take Ambien then because my dreams are all pretty much that nonsensical in the first place...

[Jeffko78]

Woooooooo partaaaaaaAAAAYYY!

[zegler75]

Which/What special is this? I haven't heard/seen this one before.

[samjoejoesam]

@zegler75 his latest one, "Finest Hour"

[xavierpaquin]

why does it stop? :(

[PennyDreadfuI]

Patton is likely one of his generation's best comedians. I'm pretty jaded and difficult to entertain, but he has me laughing aloud in almost every bit. It's probably because of his mastery of language.

[MrBrooksGrant]

That's how all my dreams are.

[JosephGraysure]

If you haven't tried the transcribe audio feature, i suggest it.

[astrocitizen]

What's with the weird Robin the Boy Wonder stance in front of the mike?

[TheChipAndSkip]

yeah, i had the most insane hallucinations from ambien, i stopped taking it after that... but it was really fun haha.

[astrocitizen]

@TheChipAndSkip -- I had weird hallucinations enough when I had a fever as a teenager... no thanks.

[thSubliminalCriminal]

I have limited room on my DVR but this will never be erased. Patton is fucken funny. Some people get married have kids and their comedy falls behind all else. Not Patton he's golden. All those no name comics out there need to stop trying to be HA HA funny and just be Hmm funny. They will thank themselves later. "PAINTING THE GARAGE!!" LMAO so hard I almost literally did.

[skynet0419]

"FUCK YOU" LOL omg i just pissed myself laughing

[tanyaltp]

Oh my god, laughed until I couldn't breathe.

[danielson1722]

Andy Samberg at the end!



[kicksit1980]

What album is this?!

[aaronbrakefield]

@kicksit1980 it's off his newest album entitled, "Finest Hour".

[TheRustyWeapon]

"I see dead Kings!" ....I can't breathe!!!!

[rhombusskullvsteal]

@TheRustyWeapon what does he mean by that pardon me asking

[DJBigz1988]

@TheRustyWeapon god when he said that whole last line i was laughing so hard i couldnt breath

[thevgman]

I love Patton Oswalt, but there is on part i disagree with. Its the part how everybody leaves at Christmas time in LA. I went to LA for christmas vacation and you can't drive 5 miles without getting into bumper to bumper traffic. Its like all the residents leave and get replaced by vacation people.

[brainiac554]

@thevgman That was in 1996....

[colsmith1]

Oh my God! I'm seeing dead kings!

I LAUGHED OUT LOUD! MY NEIGHBORS MUST OF HEARD ME!

[littlequeen64]

Exactly.....Ambien......Exactl­y.Been there.......its a hypnotic.Wild shit......

[Wastelander1972]

HATED IT!!!

[ecantwell93]

FUUUUCCCKKK YOU TOM CRUISE!!!

[seans63lemansSD]

The way he says words beginning with the letter B makes me LOL

[roctimo]

@seans63lemansSD he's finally b-word fat!

[sandsce]

@roctimo - Funny! He actually looks like he dropped a few pounds from his last stand-up.

[AshyLenses]

Was the dream closet a nod to Binkley's anxiety closet in Bloom County? Seems eerily similar. Either way Patton's the shit!

[grenadeserenade]

Amazing. Do you have anymore from My Finest Hour?