The Love Guru - Guru Pitka's Mini Sutras - Short Snappies

[animeaddict309]

i need to get one of those "bibles"

[pinkcherry1212]

lolXD™

[Ryder77]

Ass-U-Me™

[alottahalo345]

lol

Hasasmalvena

[ryanfenimore]

thats funny:

C larity

O rganization

C harm &

K nowledge

[tuludapac]

LOL

L.augh

O.ut

L.oud TM

[michaelwalela]

blowme looool

[ShowwDownn]

I cant wait for the movie to come out ima laugh my ass off so hard cant wait!

[ANDBAND123]

hahah to kno something is good but to kno something is GOD lol

[joceliaa]

lmao <3!

[Dinosaurrath]

------------TM--------------

[XxL3TH4LxV3N0MxX]

this movie is gonna be so funny, anything mike myers does is an instant classic

[DigitalGrotto]

~ Mariska Hargatay ~

(....is an actress.)

[silver96christine96]

111th comment!

[awsome205]

hahah

[bummercucumber]

I took your advice and told my friends to BLOWME and they were mad for some reason.

I always try to give and take COCK an equal amount. It's important for me to share COCK with the world.

[coriquam]

hello-

He

Egged

Loving

Losers

On ©

[coriquam]

hello- He Egged Loving Losers On. ™

[coriquam]

Be

Loving &

Openhearted

With

My

Emotions ™

[coriquam]

you make an ass out of you and me... tm

[lilfroggrl]

corum, be nice!!! im your sister and you have to do what i say!!!

[kxmode]

blowme.. yeah blowme

[marcosalced]

Are you a VICTIM

[Kyle4sm]

haha, mariska hargitay's an actress right?

[TheCheese909]

lmao, omg this is my favorite one. >XD

[justlivinthelifex]

hahah! damn thats funni! lol....tm

[blingfatproductions]

dat is funny shit!

[OhMyGodIAmInHeaven]

Oh my gosh this is hilarious.

[Hinata194]

B.L.O.W.M.E. LMFAO!

[JustWatchingVideo56]

LMAO BLOWME

[cocomocastyle]

I didn't know he had a youtube account. I can't believe I subscribed LOL!

[funwithwarcrimes]

haaaaaaaaaaaa!!! we love it!!!

[girliepietube]

Ohhhhhhmmmmmmmmm

Ohhhhhhmmmmmmmmm!!

[danceingir]

funy as hell im gona wach it blazzzed^_^

[buykh2ordie]

I don't know, I'm I giving C.O.C.K. or taking C.O.C.K.? I must need a lot.

[okgo43]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Aurecon]

Haha! C.O.C.K...

[Earthdaygirl1]

Eatin' ain't cheatin'...lol :)

[shgena]

Great exposé.

[tyjar6]

Lol whats up with the TM?

[supportAntiEmo]

Trademark

[drunkdecoy]

Its also a incorrect use of TM, you don't Trade Mark those types of things. You would Copyright those things not TM.

[drunkdecoy]

Also you would notice on the youtube site or the movie they have a TM after the movie title, which is the correct way to use the TM.

[drunkdecoy]

Also noticed that there is a TM on the Guru Pitka logo, which is also a correct way to use a TM.

[sayeh]

This was great man. You take or give cock! And you have problems with others tell them blow me. Ass-u-me! Damn!

[lemonshank]

funny, okay life advice in comedical form

[Kaimosae]

His accent sounds like the one that Sacha Baron Cohen did in Madagascar where he played the head Lemur. Very Similar.

[cHEwIshPRoDuctIOnS]

LMFAO HATHASMALVENA

[falonhawk]

flush twice its a long way from the cafeteria

[hippiechickie123]

I think it's pg13

[Airsoftmonkey2]

When you assume you make an ASS out of U and ME........tm

[593261]

haha b.l.o.w.m.e.

[ChibiFluffs]

ROFL!!!! xD epic

[Badger3X]

Erm...I just looked up Mariska Hargitay. The only thing I can find is the name of an actress who is most notable for playing Detective Olivia Benson in "Law & Order". If anybody knows anything that relates this 'phrase' to the movie, please let me know...

[lilmonkey626109]

Mike Myers went on the Ellen Degeneres show this week. And if you look it up on here there is a video of him explaining how he started saying that.

[Daniel5232]

ya tm

[silver1000]

BLOWME HAHHAHA. gawd.

i can't wait for the movie. june is going to be a good month for movies.

[penischocolate13]

lol all i got to say laugh out loud tm

[pancakes113]

OMG LMAO!!!!! "Guru Hathasmalvena" Anybody else get it???? Mariska Hargitay.

[tandoori101]

Yeah Yeah Yeah, Has a Small Weiner. OMGSTFU

[tokiolove13]

ya i do

[mabbie328]

yea i get it nice

[mishiama]

no...i don't get it...

[pancakes113]

OMG LMAO!!!!!

"Guru Hathasmalvena"

Anybody else get it????

Mariska Hargitay.

[pancakes113]

OMG LMAO!!!!!

"Guru Hathasmalvena"

Anybody else get it????

Mariska Hargitay.

[discomatador]

'Tickle trunk' is from Mr DressUp

Yeah Mike ! Its like we grew up together watching TV (pre cable)

[DameEdithDivine]

Very close to HILARIOUS!

[XoMychemXo]

It is sooooooooooo Funny is it pg13 or pg?

[acdc11491]

in order to gain spiritual knowledge we all need to give (or take) alot of C.O.C.K.

[Kirk4536]

b.l.o.w.m.e. is great

[littleD111]

gotta remember to be B.L.O.W.M.E

[madamoo2]

Love the reference to the Tickle Trunk!! Thanks for the instant memories of Mr. Dressup, Finnegan and reaching into the Tickle Trunk!

Mariska Hargitay! Mariska Hargitay!

Well, I'm off now to reach into my tickle trunk and find some Clarity Organization Charm and Knowledge!

[SovereignofSilence]

Yeah, the tickle trunk reference! I loved that. Good ol' Mr. Dressup!

[ldsqtbea]

yes !!! we all need a lot of C.O.C.K ... lol

[Sublime360Art]

Love it. Very humorous!!! :-)

[Lay1000]

lmao Guru Havashmallviener

[ItalianStallionette]

excellent

affirmations

thrill

my

ego

[Tobie2]

M night shalama lama TM

[Greendayrocks789]

rofl This movie's gonna be awesome! that was hilarous!™ ;)

[iiYaMa72]

LOL

BLOWME

[StaticisStranded2]

NICE!

N.ifty

I.ntelligent

C.omedy

E.pisode tm

Mike Myers you have done it again! =D

[Goatcheese8]

TM.

[trier4952]

flush twice...its a long way to the cafeteria LMAO.

[dieprettyponies]

Be

Loving &

Openhearted

With

My

Emotions

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[EyeOfTheSun]

funny stuff

[BroadwayAmy]

Wait....isn't Mariska Hargitay the actress who is the daughter of Mickey Hargitay and Jayne Mansfield. She's on Law & Order...why does he say her name like a greeting? Is Mariska Hargitay like Aloha? Does anyone know? I still think it's funny.

[xopinkpixieox]

Yes thats her, the mos beautiful woman on earth, lol. Anyways, I am guessing shes affiliated with them somehow. Who knows. haha. But it was funny.

[j3mj3m]

lmaoo u think too hard.

but other that that.. all the acronyms are hystericall xD

[jetsetter10]

"Blowme" is a good way to remember this one. "Blooowwme"

[gil166]

"Wait....isn't Mariska Hargitay the actress who is the daughter of Mickey Hargitay and Jayne Mansfield".

Yes.

[TexasDude11]

ha ha i think, but the movie looks cool

[comedyboob]

I love You Mike Myers. You are really the BEST.

[WarlordFeyd]

Loving

One's

Vulgar

Ego

Gets

Ugly

Rude

Uncontrollable

No Mariska, Yes Alicia Silverstone heehee!

[ashvata]

I LOVE Guru Pitka!!!! SO funny :))

[volkswagen128]

is this voice Mike Myers'?

[paragsankhe]

yes

[blackreven]

LLOLOL

b

l

o

w

m

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lol

[DatYoungMigga]

T.M LOL

[RoseSiegel]

Marishka Hargity, Guruji!

[TheAdamM]

Awe, man. Best one yet. I CAN'T WAIT FOR JUNE 20!

[buykh2ordie]

Hm. I think I have alot of C.O.C.K.! And I always tell people B.L.O.W.M.E.! Does that make me awesome?

[disturbing908]

TM lol

[armoniamg59]

lots and lots of c. o. c. k???

[zombiekiller187]

thank you great guru PITKA your wisdom is helpful

[AnyOriginalNamesLeft]

Priceless words of wisdom. Ass-U-Me LMAO.

[angelalynnwarren]

i think i need some c.o.c.k or something, lmao. love this video roflroflrofl.

5*s

subscribed.

<3

[completelyoblivious]

=0 What wide words to follow! XD B.L.O.W.M.E

Your words of wisdom are so enlightening.

[mydakini]

omg!  the 'tickle trunk', LOL!...and the TM after everything is very funny and may even be a reference to Deepak Chopra and his guru, Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, the founder of Transcendental Meditation, or TM

[AndreCrow]

b.l.o.w.m.e lol

[brendafohio]

I love these! I need equipoise in my life. Thank you Guru Pitka for sharing your wisdom with us.

[Jimbo3783]

Amazing description of victim.

[202poopie202]

C.O.C.K lol

[GentleAffe]

Muhahahahah

[Forsytheforsaken]

I think I need to watch this several times to catch all the hidden stuff.

[cierrablue]

I want to not love this, but I can't. It's too clever and too funny.

[malacious718]

hahhaahah

C.

O.

C.

K.

[cerberus144]

haha, "your going to need alot of it!"

[jayleeds2006]

LOL!!! I think this movie is going to be crazy. To all the haters out there ...Be Loving and Openhearted With My Emotions!!

[alias609]

BIBLE TM lol

[namelessbeast]

LOL B.L.O.W.M.E xD

[Laluush]

lets share the sorrows of the guru's guru's guru's guru...........

[cap666666]

Marishka funnyway

[tequilavm22]

AWESOME!!!

[REALGREYBLUE]

LOL from "no" where" :)