How to eat a Grapefruit

[ammmandajene]

that wedgie was delicious

[ladygodia]

3 Cavemen couldn't do it.

[ladygodia]

How can anyone not like this video?

[Petridish27]

No one else I know eats their grapefruits this way, so I'm glad I'm not the only one.

[guitarhero1346]

"Mmmm, and you eat him 'cause he good."

[LASuperboy]

lmao this is hilarious

[ssha53]

AND YOU EAT HIM CUZ HE GOOD

[VonJost]

@ssha53 I want a t-shirt that says that

[bwelch92]

i love a cajun wedgy

[sallythesoap]

you could just slice the grapefruit like you would an orange to consume it, no?

[KingGoku195]

@sallythesoap Thats not the Point!

[Cockoblock]

where can i get a grapefuity spoon? do you think they have them at walmart?

[Jazzy25]

"put him in your mouth" doesnt sound right coming from a guy

[Funtertain]

I want some damn grapefruit right now!

[Dozzer]

lmao i love you dude!!!! :D thats great!!!

[FuckinFamousCo]

i just needed this .. i did not know how to eat a god damn grapefruit.

so let this man go & care bout your own stuff.

thank you for the vid :)

[PeteJohnson10]

I gaaaronnn-tee-it!  lol

[jman202011]

"Alright chilen . Now pa-pay close attention today. Cuz this lesson's 's gon tell you how to eat, dem, grapefruit... widda SPOON. Now, people try da get into a grapefruit like dis widda spooon... you can't do that D: You got to take dem knife and put dat grapefuit on him side and sliiice right down through his belly, just like dat, till you lay him wiiiide open down the middle. Lookee dere. Then you put aside one half of him and you put the udduh one in duh middle.

[jman202011]

And den you look REEEAALLLL REAL good all the way around dat grapefruit... till you fiiiiind... whatchoo think is the biggest wedgy in him. Dat right dere it iiiis. And den you take the ENDD of yo spoon. You getchyo self a grapefruit spoon with serrations around duh edges of it like dis. And you take duh edge uh that spoon to the wedgy that you think is the biggest on the LEFT hand side UP next tooo... the membraaane dat hold all dem wedgies in place. And you run him.. a spoon up and down

[jman202011]

that wedgie like dat and push him down on it till you get him doown in duh bottom.... uh dat wedgie. And den you take yo spoon to the OUTsiide edge up against the riine.. and you twist em just a little bit to da right holdin em up against the... the RIIINE at the BACK. And doown through the bottom. You twist dat wedgy away from duh rine like dat and den you pulll... yoo knife at the right side of yo noww yo SPOON i'm talking about dat SPOOOON.. right side uh yo spoon down dat wedgy

[jman202011]

and out he comes just like dat. See dere? He comes riiight on outta dere and den you put him in yo MOUTH. MMMMM and you eat him cuz he GOOD. Den you take yer spoon, and you go back to the next wedgy.. on the left side... and you take that membrane.. get dem membranes, h-h-hold dat wedgy in place.. and you pull him... wit the edge of yo spoon... away from the next wedgy you gownn get. Den you start all over again you take yo spoon... you put em to the left side of dat wedgy dat you want

[jman202011]

up next to the membrane and you sliiiide hiim down... the left side of yo wedgy... with the spoon on the bottom... of your against your rine and you get em to the back and you twist him again to duh right. Out come yo wedgy you take yo spoon... end uh yo spoon go down unduhneath yo wedgy... pull em out just like dat... AIN'T dat PERTY? Annnd you eat him TOO.... MMMMHMMMM..... this way.... you gown get more..... grapefruit.... outta dem rines... den you eva did get in yo life...

[jman202011]

iii garoowwnntee it. IT'S SO SIMPLE... lookit dat look how i did that do yoo see dat!?.............. even a caveman cuh do it."

[pokemonfanatic123]

'And you eat him cud he good."

[RobotronicRob]

"Even a caveman could do it" No sir he wouldn't, he would smash it open with a rock and then OMNOMNOMNOM it with his face.

[MoonBHAA]

man peel the skin off and shove that fruit into your mouth damn it

[ReggaeZal]

his accent pretty much cured my craving for grapefruit

[bamm343]

dat wedgy!

[lordfslife]

Gahrownteeh...

[shukie22]

Haha love the vid man gonna go get myself a ruby grapefruit right now.

[JamaicaDancehallTV]

2:50 Even a cave man could do it...

[gichung07]

I don't like grapefruit, but I'll try to use this method tomorrow morning...let's see if it tastes less bitter this way. Thx for taking ur time =)

[alicebrigid10]

i love this video, and i love your accent.

[13vlee]

for all of you fools that are hating on this guy, just STOP! lets see you make a better video. he's a nice fellow who wants to share his joy of grapefruit eating with the world!

no need to call him names or critisize his video.

[shaz4him]

"And then you put him in your mouth, mmm, and you eat him 'cause he good."

[shaz4him]

"And then you put him in your mouth, mmm, and you eat him 'cause he good."

[com12341234]

the beauty of simplicity...

[VonJost]

i think the plate says "citronade" which, as i understand it, is a vodka and lemonade cocktail.

[etipp283]

hahahaa FAIL

first of all the personification is just annoying. accent and dialect is cool tho lol. second, why not just cut all around the peel twice so there are four sections, peel off the four things easily, then split it apart, no fucking around with trying to spoon out a wedgie

[joshscott2009]

haha love it

[adanac33]

haha i was bored and thought i'd look this up. the accent nd the vidwo was funnier then i thought it would be haha

[izus2002]

this aint the way....

[ASONeill09]

it would be a red neck

[Ventorez]

Right but its the membrane that holds alot of the nutrients.

[Caddy666]

Well done, you destroyed the English Language.

[sbndaytonaguy]

Hi Reddit :)

[naitodetsu]

"you gotta take them knife and put that grapefruit on him side and slice right them through his belly just like that til you lay him wide open down the middle"

[miltgurl]

Lmao!!

[Choice195]

@naitodetsu

i laughed in the middle of the night lol lmao

[darkangle70s]

@naitodetsu

hhehhehe

i looove the accent

and the way he talks is just hysterical xD

[HaloGrndr]

ROFL

[wookieproductions]

"and you eat him too" LOL!

[DancingChris94]

lol this is funny

[DudeThatsSic]

Reminds me of Maxx Cady (Robert De Niro) in Cape Fear.

[HackerAngeL999]

thnx dad

[gojomantle]

this would be awesome if it somehow was turned into a geico commercial. thanks for the help!

[guardcorp]

rofl awesome voice

[Berek71]

I am jealous of this man's voice.

[GlassHouse5]

Why don't you just eat it like an orange?

[anajcrubi]

Because the membrane is bitter as hell.

[sugarnspice789]

or u can geta that knife a ova therr n ya cut the membranes and around the skins and thennn ya tak ya spoon and scoopa up da all ready cut wedgy.

[VonJost]

He picks the biggest one, but then he eats the one next to it. Obviously, I've watched this too many times.

[imashination]

Bubba gump eats him a grapefruit, excellent

[mayoandketchup]

Lol.

[tanory07]

omg, idk how youre doing it, but you made me so hungry for something juicy!!! :D

[xPeachKissx]

but i don't want to eat a weggie...

[chocopichim0m0]

AAHAHHAAHAHA I LOVE YOU!

[10940lito]

is it me or is his choice of words and accent make you laugh till you cry

[FerdiwNL]

FRUIT KILLER!!

[thejoakim]

just fillet that mofucka

[torking82]

i guarnontee !!!! lol funny video

[FFX383]

OMG not only did this help but this guy is soooo funny haaha...

[PlatonicAmore]

i love them grapefruit spoons yes siree!!

[GUNZaBLAZE]

Awesome explanation!

[Kstacks989]

where did u get a grapefruit spoon from, put it between them wedgies!!!

[dancelife450]

you get it from online but this is so cool

[tatersngravy99]

haha this guy's great

[AMuslimCooperation]

Very educational I never new you can eat a grapefruit like that

[starwishes102]

i love grapefriut but it looks like an orange..... but its a certain kind of grapefruit

[elfpballer6]

you spoon that wedgie out and you get him in yo mouth

LOL

[lovehorseslovejonas]

I LOVE GRAPEFRUIT.

[awsomechris]

gotta eat dat wedgies...cause hims good!

[kellygirl789]

alright chil-rens imma show yall how to pick tha wedgies outta tha grapefruitfirst ya gotta slide dat spoon in da wedgie and take dat bad boy out and eat em

[ryanfenimore]

NICE ACCENT!! I LOVE IT!!

[BrightOranje]

Pink Grapefruit > Yellow Grapefruit

[trumpetgirl5]

this gave me a wedgie

lol jk

awesome grapefruit :D

[iamunsure]

Bahahah, love it. Tasty wedgeees

[Xxreaper008]

Very educational, I now use this method every time I eat grapefruits.

[natiepants]

wont you get a cut when putting that spoon in your mouth?