Brain on Jesus PSA

[Marchawc]

This is your brain ---> O

This is your brain on religion ---> ¤

Religion screws you up, just say no!

[216trixie]

VFX actually did a pretty good Joker in his video.

[TheTeachingAtheist]

How did so many people "dislike" this? I thought it was halarious.

[stefzula]

@TheTeachingAtheist It wasn't people who "disliked" it...I originally posted this back in the days when votebots ran wild on YouTube.  I guess the 1-star ratings have been translated into "dislikes" -_-

[daffy4Christ]

wow how ironic that they find clips of christians acting like atheists to show that christians are "confused" or "lost their mind" when really the christians were trying to show atheists are the ones confused. crazy.

[Blackhawk1913]

subbed that was awesome

[JAMRAND]

leave it to atheists to pick up the flag for drug addiction.

[pokerslut530]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[hotlavatube]

Ha ha, funny compilation.

[AtheistJon]

Yeah, there's an abundance of sign that VenomfailX has lost it...

[questionsamson]

Awesome video! Funny as hell. I feel so ashamed that I used to be like them

[ProfessorHopkins]

One of the greatest Youtube videos ever made.

[ozmoroid]

5'd 'n fav'd

[STARDORKS]

nephilimfree actually has some good videos.

dont let your free thinking lead you into a spiritual hell

[DocStrange0123]

name one

[BiodegradeableMan]

You meant to say, don't let the thought of a spiritual Hell stifle you're free thinking?

[STARDORKS]

i'm sorry, but God/Jesus only helps my "free thinking".

[BiodegradeableMan]

Of course my error. You're free to think anything they want you to.

[MechanizedFantasy]

Ahhh, just the type of fuel I needed to gas-up the ROFLcopter! Pretty funny stuff, guy.

[MonkeyBallZ214]

LMAO

[BrightlyEvolving]

To all American Fundamentalist Christians.

The Congress of the United States have recently voted to extend Medicare coverage for all Fundamentalist citizens of the U.S.

At no cost to you, all Hospitals within the United States will now provide FREE electric-shock therapy and FREE doses of Thorazine.

Please register with your local government department and indicate that you are requesting the Fundamentalist Cure.

Act now before it's too late.

Free steak knives for the first million cured.

[jeremyoyer]

"At no cost to you, all Hospitals within the United States will now provide FREE electric-shock therapy and FREE doses of Thorazine."

You pay taxes right? So actually your statement is a lie. Fail!!!

[BiodegradeableMan]

No way I do not believe you not for a moment! The very concept of anything free from a hospital?

[29Ocelot]

wow, a compilation of all the retarded shit fundies say

ahahahahahahah

[jeremyoyer]

I'd agree with your statement if it wasn't censored. It was pretty funny though.

[Noah2112]

Sex on Jesus must be awesome! Hells yeah, pass some o' dat Jesus and lets get freaky girl!

[fantasy0coach]

.......and they were the sedate fundies.

[DefenderOfReason]

Anti-votebot is here :-) C'mon folks, let's do what needs doin'!

[PunkCheerleaderBetch]

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN, awesome ending :)

[dugges]

That was the laugh I needed today, thanks

[FactVsReligion]

lol Daaaam!

[DebateCrusher]

Ha, ha very funny. The video says this is your brain on Jesus, then shows some people on the floor kicking around. Thevinerhyme exposed the leader of one group that does this "kicking around" as being a pagan god worshipper pretending to be A Christian. He even has the name of that god on a tattoo on his leg, which he now covers up. Pagans and atheists doing crazy things pretending to be Christians. Real Christians don't do stupid things like this.

[myrmecia1977]

Oh yes they do - for example there is a complete freak currently going by the name DebateCrusher who just cant help himself. He has a sick obsession with FvR (starting when he called himself MyopinionV) and despite threatening to leave just cant tear himself away. DebateCrusher with his 2 digit IQ and crazy "thought" processes is a great example of a christian. Stay away kiddies - and ladies too as this is one sick sick puppy.

[DebateCrusher]

You're just a sock pretending to be someone who you are not. Perhaps giving out your true feelings.  Go back to your blogtv private sessions, I mean skype, now.

[DebateCrusher]

Talk about obsession, this isn't even FVR's channel and this Myrmecia shows up in place of FVR, to answer a comment I made on this video. And M's way of discrediting what I say is a personal attack, while M ignores the legitimate argument that I have made.

[PunkCheerleaderBetch]

Real christians don't get their ass handed to them in BlogTV, right? I wouldn't know being an atheist and all, but I hear that you know quite a bit about that....

[dannypantsgm]

I never got that worked up after getting my face painted at the mall.

[ameliaKane]

is that girl in the beginning of the video Rachael Leigh Cook?

[Toraog]

Yeah that is her, rather old commercial. What ever happened to her?

[ThetaOmega]

"Where's your homework?"

"A creationist ate it."

[painterQjensen]

DAAMN now that was achually more scary then watching haunted house

[HowDaWorldTwerks]

yeah i would probably be better off sticking with cocaine and adderall. getting high off jesus appears to be all side effects with no high

[grungefreak10]

NephilimFraud thinks we deserve to be shoved face-first into a deep-fryer if we don't believe EXACTLY what he believes.

He also thinks that a single flood deposited all the sediment beneath our feet, burying the fossils in the process, so who the hell cares?

[maxpolaris99]

Nephilimfree is mentally defective.

Geerup aka Venomfangx 2 is Psychotic

VenomFangX aka Shaun is just a lying immature sad strange little "man" boy with serious personal issues. These Christ Psychotics are nothing but shit dispensing retards.

[dwoclan]

1:33 win

[Charlymaumushi]

I always said I would marry a lady that has a sexy brain. You would be a great choice. :D lol

[TheAtheistPaladin]

I would second that notion but... she is MINE!

[Timbul53525253]

Forget it mate - We all know she's promised to DPR Jones, tragically.

Stef - if anything happens to DPR... :D

[TheAtheistPaladin]

Didn't you see DPR's latest video? He is with a woman called Thelma, now.

[Timbul53525253]

you realise what you've just done???

[TheAtheistPaladin]

What? I am not sure I follow you.

[Timbul53525253]

You've announced the Stef is not as attached as we all thought. there'll be a stampede...

[TheAtheistPaladin]

No, as I said... She is MINE!

[stefzula]

FYI, something DPR didn't tell you in that video:

Thelma's not REALLY his girlfriend.....she's his blowup doll XD

[TheAtheistPaladin]

How do you have children with a blow up doll?

[Timbul53525253]

Cloning. Mind you, the kids would be half lawyer, half-rubber plant. There's a scary thought...

[msginca]

Too awesome for words!!!

[NephilimFreeFree]

I wish I had that Nephi-eating-paper video on my channel! I can't find it!!

I attached a video response "Miracle Cat," where NephilimFree explains how he and a cat saved the life of a woman having a stroke -- no need for doctors!

Tough out the first (very boring) 2 minutes. The story gets rolling around 2:40.

NephilimFreeFree is a channel with open ratings and comments. Enjoy!

[Eopyk]

Awsome video an oh so true :)

All love from me Jasmine

[paulahare2]

good  ok

[musicgeniusno1]

Stef, this is just brilliant. 5* and a sub! :)

[tomaselvis]

"Yeah, but those are not REAL christians..."

[spikesmth]

Nephilim reminded me of Dr. Zoidberg in that clip.. anyone see it?

[ChozoBoy]

You win life.

[ngarbo00]

fantastic. subscribed.

[mjr256]

That latest clip of PCS laughing at Thunderf00t's stuttering will NEVER get old. What a douche!

[aerifterrorblader]

This was hilarious.

[JRChadwick]

Hilarious.  Great job!

[brendhanhorne]

That is brilliant!!!

[godlessbob]

Excellent, Stef!

[freedom0f5peech]

LOL!

[TheUnmaskedMagician]

very funny

lol

[magick205]

LOL. Nephy looks like he likes to swallow. Maybe we need to hook him up with Ted Haggard?

[TrippingOnAHeadShot]

My god, that girl at the start is so sexy. The fact that she's smashing things only makes it better.

Great video! Fuck Jesus.

[valvatica]

people in the jaguarj0nes blogtv had a hard time believing theanswersofnwo3 was for real, and you can see why.

[piratedebo]

loved it!

[TinyCoconut]

Miss Zula, you are in grave danger of going to hell! You should delete your account here on you tube and repent your sins. You are willful being a tool of Satan, by making fun of God, and people who want to speak about God.

[DocStrange0123]

TinyCoconut: you are in grave danger of going to Muspelheim! You should delete you account on Youtube for this Judeo-Christian comment and repent for your fail to live follow Thor, you are a wilfull tool of Loki, XD by the way threatlover, if God is all knowing he knows Zula would inevitably make fun of him even before he suposedly created her, no matter the excuse (satan etcetera) he stills all knowing, right? so what's the surprise here? God knows who's going to hell... free will my ass!

[ghostofdayinperson]

Lotsa luv from Ghosty! :)

[conrad4ever]

haha that fundie drug looks pritty bad. the poor guys should be on the healthy weed lol

[TheKingOfFresno]

I rolled a joint out of a page from one of those little green gideon bibles back in my college days. Of course the best part was the look on the lady handing it out's face when I told her what I was going to do with it.

The lesson is, of course, that if you don't want somebody defiling your scripture then don't hand it out to random people. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go get treated for long term ink poisoning.

[hellshade2]

very good *****

i'd rate it higher if i could....

[mikefoz]

1:33 If the link works, CLICK REPEATEDLY!

[mikefoz]

Sounds just like the lasers in the 1953 War of the Worlds.

[TheWeaver78]

Very good..... Also very true.

[LogicalSanity]

lol. loved it!

[ShellySummers]

Brilliant stef. I remember you talking about this a bit back. Worth the wait!

[JBSauce]

Compelling.

Getting high on Jesus: not even once!

[cosmos11]

Great Video, Thanks

[zendragon333]

Come on just a couple verses, just read a couple. I need it bad, please just a couple verses.

[AndrewMatt16]

That was...scary. But great.

[weirdsciencelab]

fuck yea

[kff]

This was fucking brilliant.

[Hereticbooks]

Good one, Stefzula...very good one! 5 stars.

[Wladek89HU]

This NephiliimFree isa freaking retard.

[wonderpope]

nice compilation! :D

[Drynae]

Just imagine nephilimfree as your father... O.o

[darkdevilmessiah]

Not to quote Solid Snake in SSB: "That's a scary thought!"

Man I would probably either check him into a mental institution and while he's gone drink a lot of booze and turn all the crosses upside down. Maybe paint his bedroom door brown and attach a Ron Jeremy dildo to the knob of his door.

[Drynae]

Sorry I missed that quote, eventhough I love Solid Snake. (Solid Snake, I always imagined a hard on.. am I gay? lol)

Wouldn't you first have a discussion with him before checking him in the mental instiitution? I'd demand him to shut down his YouTube acount.. man what a shame I would feel if I watched this as his son.. but not sure if I could just put him in a institution, hehe.. Seems a bit cruel. But I'm sure we're both just joking so.. lol..

[darkdevilmessiah]

Well more than likely I would check him in without his consent as he did bring his crazy religious self on YouTube just to make ridicules on humanism and other things. Then again I am joking about the Ron Jeremy dildo and everything else.

Seriously I am crazy like a fox but I am not that fucking stupid!

[Fordi]

Of course you're joking; the merest idea of a lady giving ol' Nephy an opportunity to touch her with his HAND is absurd to the point of ridicule.

Son? Naw, son.

[darkdevilmessiah]

Yeah.

Anyone who thinks gays are bad people, humanism is utter evil, and too closed minded his favorite hat is a pair of butt cheeks with crusty shit on there is doomed to never procreate, ever!

If someone is married to that nutjob then I feel truly sorry for them for giving him a chance. SMH.

[Fordi]

Hey... you're that ninja...?

[th3d3wd3r]

ROFL... amazing stuff stef ;)

[inmyheart313131]

This is too funny! Thanks for warning me. I'll always remember to keep my brain off of Jesus!

[ligsom]

Hahaha :P Spott on!

[dannypantsgm]

Hey...they are kind of goofy aren't they?

[darkdevilmessiah]

Great video! Five Stars on the video. Can I mirror this video?

[enigmatically]

full of win, I favorited

[Vogter2100]

ROTFLMAO fekcing good video Stef!!!

[nelliediddle]

snerk Stef you crack me up! nice analogy

[MrHoover3000]

Too bad there is no clip of Ted Haggard snorting coke off that gay prostitute's ass. That would have fit in nicely.

[ligsom]

If I had a soul, I would sell it just to se that! :P LoL

[TinyCoconut]

OMG Jesus will fuck you up!

Normally, I'd be all 'I want what they're smoking', but not for that jesus shit. That stuff rot's your brain solid. And it only ever gets worse, since it gets you higher as you become more stupid!

[TinyCoconut]

Shit. I didn't mean to apostrophize the rots. It's not possessive.

[enigmatically]

I have a solid understanding of the intricacies of the english language but at times I still fuck up when I type comments here on YT or on Twitter, just because it is very stream of thought in nature. Unfortunately some grammar and spelling police run around YT making themselves feel better by pointing out mistakes.

[AnonEyeMouse]

It's interesting to note all those 'drug recovery' stories you here all go the same way.

"I started on cigerettes and beer, which led to bourbon and pot. Then I got into ecstasy, then cocaine and speed until I ended up mixing them all up as a swedish transvestite hooker injected heroin into my penis... AND THEN I found JESUS!!! (or Scientology)

They try to claim it's a turn around in their life, I just see it as addiction going into free fall. It's the last drug at the end of a bad list.

[Fordi]

You're not the only one that noticed that trend. Last time I heard such a story (the woman that conned a childhood friend of mine into marrying her), my response was, "So, still an addict, then?"

[DickensianDreams]

This video scared me. Please make the bad men go away. :(

[KriimIanga]

Rachael Leigh Cook heroin PSA FTW.

[tricklessmagic]

hahaha.... Unholy BeJebus!!!

[soulinite]

lol. Sad but true. To many people abuse religion.

[TwilightAronXD]

Nice video!

PS: am I the only one that find Geerup driving scary.

[nelliediddle]

LOL I've been saying that for a while now!

[AnonEyeMouse]

I got banned from his original channel for pointing out that he may be putting lives at risk, recording videos while driving.

[no1saphead]

right on !

[DmKrispin]

Nicely done!

[Leadman1989]

HI LARIOUS

[TheAtheistSwede]

Scary shit... =P

[MikeLibertarian]

"this is what happens to your brain after snorting -Jesus-" lol

[eimajuno]

That was hilarious.

[Morrakiu]

Comrade, they're now drinking Jesus, in addition to snorting, smoking, and putting him in wafers.

watch?v=lbbUAcbi9E0

This is what happens when you get drunk on Jesus.

[Leadman1989]

Jesus now in a convenient suppository so you can shove him where he belongs XD

[TheHogTieChamp]

Dude, I'm totally hooked on this John Crowder group of nutters! I'm tempted to make a video about it just for the voyeuristic quality.

Jahlove297 has some great stuff... Try to watch his "State of the Union" video without laughing!

watch?v=6IDY1Rnk9ik

[enigmatically]

another parody like Jesusophile?

[TheHogTieChamp]

I don't think Jahlove297 is parody. The entire group of John Crowder fans is just like this.

Some people suspect drugs... MDMA or maybe ketamine... but whatever is going on, it's damned funny to watch!

[enigmatically]

well the girl who is presumably high on gawd does act like she could be on MDMA or mushrooms.

Ketamine doesn't make people act like that though.

[TheHogTieChamp]

Many people leave comments on her videos saying she is on MDMA or shrooms. Not much is said about ketamine, but it struck me a likely agent, as there is one video where she can't walk. No slurred speech, but inability to put one foot in front of the other... looks like the K to me.

I dunno... My drug resume is really short. I mean, I played in a rock 'n roll band for several years, so I smoked a bale of weed, but I haven't even tried shrooms, acid, K, X... I'm just not an expert.

[TheHogTieChamp]

Oh, so then you're the expert I'm looking for!

Okay, so what the fuck is wrong with NephilimFree?? What kind of drugs do you have to do to make your brain like THAT??

[Fordi]

They've been doing studies involving ferrets, tesla coils, ice picks, and LSD, (all intravenously administered, of course) but so far, inconclusive.

[enigmatically]

LMAO...well I've never tried LSD but the people I know who have tried it don't seem at all like the Jesus freaks on here.

[enigmatically]

probably not MDMA, because it makes you feel more connected to people. shrooms on the other hand does make you feel a oneness or connection to the universe, which one could interpret as feeling god.

but I'd tend to lean more towards cocaine, crack, or meth, combined with low intelligence and bad information.

coke/crack turns people into egomaniacs who think they are better than everyone, and the only real-life Jesus freak I've ever known was a cronic pot smoker who did crack on occasion.

[rajhetti6]

lol

[supajasiu]

... * slow clap*? ^^;; My brain got owned

[coddlinghimmler]

great vid 5*****

[DefenderOfReason]

LOL Great vid, Stef! Too bad the original commercial wasn't as helpful to public safety! :-)