Secret video game tricks, codes, and strategies 2 (3 of 5)

[Pronoun8472]

Confession:

I am Captain Skyhawk.

In case you haven't seen Top Gun, and aren't aware of pilots' skills with leathery balls~ straight up; I am the Super Dodge Ball champ.

[Ammit5]

What is up with these transitions?

[wouldbeawesome]

All the likes were the dodgeball guy trying to dislike this being posted.

[wouldbeawesome]

"Pick up the brass knuckles to increase your offensive power."

As true today as the day it was written.

[dexter111344]

Wait, so in that chess game I become a chicken and peck somebody to death? AWESOME!

[korruption]

@duagrentia ...Then puncture out his eyes and skullfuck him with the joystick.

[korruption]

Nice how Jim is showing us that he's playing POW, nevermind the possible dignity-sparing argument that he's merely doing the terrible voiceovers while someone else is sucking at the game.

I do thank him for showing me how NOT to play Double Dragon though. =D

[WilHiteWarrior]

Those guys must not have been able to dodge wrenches either

[elbajito321]

bingbangblitz its name is p.o.w

[BigBangBlitz]

Cool, a pretty good guess.

[elbajito321]

how it s name 3th game or 2 mts .staring thanks.

[BigBangBlitz]

Yes, no.. maybe? P.O.W?

[zero87mx]

"The Super Dodge Ball tip is where this tape falls apart even more. It's not just a train wreck anymore. It's a train filled with radioactive explosives hitting a guitar-shaped boat full of nuns. Donn shares his Dodge Ball mastery with you by showing you how "a special technique" to perform the "killer throw" in case you covered your game manual in something you don't want to touch." Seanbaby - seanbaby.com/nes/video.htm

[spscotto]

What the shit-fuck was that head for?

[BigBangBlitz]

To RUIN YOUR LIFE.

[spscotto]

well......mission accomplished?

[meowmix669]

"You must approach the boss carefully"

Damn. I guess my plan of running up and waving my penis at him is wrong.

[BigBangBlitz]

If it's wrong, I don't want to be right!

[mikeNanna]

in pow all those tricks came natural to me.

[BigBangBlitz]

5:25

[ideitbawx]

what the hell was with the end with the severed appendage?

[RoseberryC]

in the first hut you will recieve the brass knuckles... after having your ass handed to you

[duagrentia]

The Super Dodge Ball "killer throw" was definitely the worst of the bunch, makes you want to grab the controller from Donn and punch him in the face for failing to do the "killer throw."

[Firebrand101]

.... what the fuck was THAT!?

That... HEAD...

and these guys are total rookies who happen to have a page full of cheats shoved up their asses, I mean come on, light bulb, in a DARK sewer.

By the way, thank you for uploading these, I too was reading Seanbaby's bit on this abomination, and I'm glad someone uploaded them to share with everyone, horribly bad as they are.

[BigBangBlitz]

*shakes fist towards uncaring god

[jiminboo]

BigBangBlitz, I think you just made my year by uploading this shit up... Looking back I laugh and think, "how could I have watched this crap?" Shit, the Super Dodgeball Killer Throw is in the instruction manual! Ya know Blitzy, Donn and Jim remind me of the handsome cool nerd and the disgusting pimply nerd from the first Legend of Zelda commercial...

[BigBangBlitz]

It's in the manual? Shit I was going to make a Super Dodgeball strategy guide too.

It was just going to be Sam doing power throws for 5 minutes.

[melosebrainuhoh]

Wow, it's really as bad as Seanbaby described. They just record themselves stumbling through games and expect people to pay to see it.

[figment1988]

WTF is up with the severed head at the end of the Fester's Quest segment (as well as in Ikari Warriors from the first video)?

[BigBangBlitz]

I have no idea, but I can say it's in the third one as well.

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