How Superman Should Have Ended

[sam22june]

"I'm batman!"

"i know!"

"i carry things on my belt"

lmfao

[sam22june]

superman: "Hang on just one second."

[pause]

superman:"these missiles?"

Lex luthor: "Holy crap!!!"

[GreenishKaZoo]

super man has a son

[silkscrim]

LMAO. especially the back n forth banter

[LittleMissMia123]

Okay, so apparently his bat-missile-defense-system didn't work.........

[Surfermario]

The Nostalgia Critic introduced me to this channel.

[Sonicemon2789]

Sonic's still faster in my eyes.

[TheTransforcer]

"when you get one of those 'fly so fast around the earth, it reverses time' gizmos, you let me know."

XD

[ahbar123]

How about superman returns??? And I wanna see transporter maybe

[jacobjacobpenguins]

NEVER try to watch these after you're supposed to be asleep ...

[HippoShag123]

@jacobjacobpenguins why?

[MisterEuphoria]

Confused Matthew brought me here.

[TheConnord12]

yes, confused matthew brought me here

[YabR0n3]

ponies brought me here......

[Mugetsu309]

so all I HAVE TO SAY IS A LINE FROM THE VIDEO and I get the top comment?! lets try shall we?

"Are these the missiles?"-Superman

[MrDeemon21]

batmna is freaking hillarious

[theburningpancake]

Confused Matthew has done it again!

[Claemoore]

Thank you Confused Matthew!

[FakeSmileClown]

Thumbs up if confused matthew brought u here!

[FrakkinMovies]

@FakeSmileClown Dobody gives a shit

[Camryneons]

@FrakkinMovies actually 16 people give a shit

[HotDamn70]

they should make a series about batman and superman talking in the cafe :D

[thehardysroxs]

im batman

[1ssi7h]

Batman owns, just because he's super rich :)

[1ssi7h]

Batman owns, just because he's super rich :)

[stinkypants10]

All of your HISHE vids are hilarious, but I think this is my favorite!

[draking5]

...Yes those are the missles!............You diseased Maniac

[happysnap101]

wow, supermans voce is super hot, holy crap XD <3

[snakeface237]

I'm batman i carry things on my belt

[ichuckyourface]

"...... You diseased maniac!" lmao

[kon34100]

HOLY CRAP!!! XD

[Crymson1]

You diseased maniac!

[SeverusOfSnape]

Did you use Anime Studio to make this?

[Xley135]

true story ;D



[SuperKongoman]

I AM NOT BATMAN LOL

[megacitationx]

I carry things on my belt...cuse I'm batman.

[peposo7]

Superman is fast; but not that fast. He does not develop speed instantly like the Flash. Besides, he didnt know where exactly where the missiles were...And try flying very fast with a torching missile in one hand to get the other(those were bigger than that). I dont remember if those missiles had an atomic payload; but if it was, he wouldnt be so careless. Still, more credible than what he actually did in the movie...Some ppl wished to do that after election day.

[MunchSkate]

@peposo7 Cool Story.

[gzu17]

@peposo7 He can fly fast enough to reverse time in that movie, dude. That's literally speed-of-light breaking right there. Of course he's fast enough to stop the missiles, which is what they were pointing out with this sketch.

[peposo7]

@gzu17 He didnt flyed back in time. He "moved" the planet in a different/unnatural direction. And besides he didnt do it in less than 4 seconds. He didnt developed "instantly". However, he did showed he had the power to induced selective amnesia by giving a kiss. He should've kissed Lex more often. But then, he would've looked more gay than the last movie did...

[peposo7]

Superman is fast; but not that fast. He does not develop speed instantly like the Flash. Besides, he didnt know where exactly where the missiles were...And try flying very fast with a torching missile in one hand to get the other(those were bigger than that). I dont remember if those missiles had an atomic payload; but if it was, he wouldnt be so careless. Still, more credible than what he actually did in the movie...Some ppl wished to do that after election day.

[finny0125]

1:40 - 1:49. IN YO FACE bATMAN :P

[titan437]

Superman: are these the missiles?

Lex: HOLY CRAP!

hilarious!

[nishanks93]

"I'm Batman."

"I know you are."

"It's what I do."

"I know. You say that a lot!"

"I carry things on my belt, 'cuz I'm Batman."

"Dude, it's cool."

[Fektthis]

how superman should have ended (film wise). with the release of the 1978 film starring christopher reeves. most will try to argue for the merits of superman 2 but it was kind of uberlame.

[tonyisdashiz]

I carry things on my belt...cause I'm Batman.

[DimmaDomination]

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[mikewaldron420]

Check out my video

[mrbob806]

lol. he lost his toupee

[jasrogg]

Ron Paul 2012 because he once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

[xXxTabuscusxXX]

funny 1:50-2:02

[wiiglitchhunters]

superman-watz up wit dat?

me- welcome to the hood superman.

[RaoSweetDreams]

i'm batman.

[n4pgamer]

Batman = Beltman

[BattleKid619]

my you tube is broke it only shows the amount of times i watched this

[baseballfan9797]

im batman i carry things on my belt

[migaud7789]

I love it when the top two comments say the same thing, but one elaborates on the topic more than the other.

[zuriel64]

ha ha ha halarios what what awsome funny

[N1NJADoubleQ]

All hail the mighty green lightsaber!

[theromanianrocket]

You diseased maniac

[BlackFireX07]

"I carry things on my belt.... because I'm batman!"

[TheJlo569]

* whisper* I'm batman its what i do

[AllanLevine]

different superheros (constantly) dropping by.

[henriktandberg]

"I'm Batman."

"I know you are."

"Thats what i do."

"I know, you say that alot."

"I carry things on my belt.. Cause i'm Batman."

Dude, it's cool."

Hahaha!! That just epic, funniest moment in the video :D

[Suphiso]

@annie10103 Hey im batman

[MrSupernatural115]

im sure batman has a turn back time machine on his belt

[percyinthestyx]

Batman is awesome.

[Aven236]

cause i`m batman

[TheBestBoxingGame]

"Whats wrong with my utility belt ?" Hahaha

[msabdeyrox]

i carry things on my belt. because Im Batman

[MarzParty42]

DONT DIS THE UTILITY BELT!

[SirJesusFreak]

do a series of batsy and superman talking in a cafe about babes and crime fighting, and then babes....... and more babes......... Cause he's batman

[YNWALfC05]

thats my new pick up line for the chicks "I'M BATMAN"!

[annie10103]

@YNWALfC05

If somebody ever says that to me, they're getting laid.

[YNWALfC05]

@annie10103 deffo trying it now

[annie10103]

@YNWALfC05

The girls will be falling over themselves to get to you.

[TheGinnyhp]

Batman+Superman+Coffee= Best Shorts EVER!! MORE! We need more! XD

[Swaqkilla215]

Dude... Its cool.

[TheNorwoodBoys]

Batman: Because im batman

Superman: Dude its cool

*peter parker does a saturday night fever strut across window*

[TeenyTinyMadness]

Batman and Superman need... They need a show... Cause... Cause he's Batman...

[TubeheadSkinnymike]

You guys need to make a separate series for comic book characters, hanging out in the coffee shops and having silly arguments. Of course with mainly Batman and Superman.

[zachdawson1822]

@TubeheadSkinnymike they should have a series on adult swim

[JayTeezyFlyboy]

@TubeheadSkinnymike so true

[titan437]

@TubeheadSkinnymike I totally agree!

[CrowColdblade]

@TubeheadSkinnymike sounds like the stuff ItsJustSomeRandomGuy does.

[Katetrnka]

Wait?!! What did you say about me?!!

[wattsupfreakypeople1]

Batman:im batman

superman:i know you are

Batman:its what i do

Superman:i know, you say that ALOT

Batman:i carry things on my belt. Because im batman

Superman:dude its cool

[RetiredYet]

... I'm Batman

[stimbleweed]

Because I'm Batman...

[MonsterAteMySoup]

OMG you need to make a Batman and Superman at the cafe series!!!

[Katana9990]

you will thumbs this up

[PURPLESLIPPERS101]

it sounded like he said dickanator....

[g3n1us2000]

MrRonock: I agree...these short videos of them just hanging out are awesome..hilarious. lol

[marioman361]

Ya know....he probably does have that in his belt. I mean, why not? He's Batman

Also, type in Youtube. you see that red line?

Now type Batman. No red line. Because its Batman.

[safewton]

poor batman :/

[marylocks92]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS SHOULD BE A SERIES!!1 I LOVE IT! "COZ IM BATMAN!"

[Qweick]

I'am batman.

Ye, I'am batman.

[customlegoman820]

OMFGBBQ I GOT A HISHE AD!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrRonock]

make a whole serious dedicated to that cafe spot with Superman batman and Ironman Etc.

that would be amazing

[Katana9990]

anyone else remember the good old days of "Batman Robotic Shark Repellent"?

[MANOFGOD9000]

@Katana9990 "Confound it all! The batteries are dead!"

[yohoyoho123456]

LOOOOOOOOL

[oppoyh]

Does Superman know that Batman has a huge chunk of Kryptonite on his utility belt?? :))))

[Bannersnake]

@oppoyh he doesn't cuz batman probably covered the pouch with led.... and cuz he's Batman

[oppoyh]

@Bannersnake But x-ray vision and shit. but yeah.  He's Batman!

[Bannersnake]

@oppoyh Supperman can't see through lead

[raduandreyi]

fly so fast reverse time gadget lol

[BobisTaliban]

I thought this would be 2 minutes of Superman nailin Lois, haha

[regowolff]

Cause I'm batman X)

[BlackIsMyFavourite]

GOD DAMN IT MAKE BATMAN AND SUPERMAN SERIES !!!!

[NickiMinajBooty]

I'm batman

[spar1993]

super man should have just super fucked lois lane THE END

[newmoonfreak20]

"I carry things on my belt ... cuz im batman" xD love this

[88monsters]

1st commet on the 26th :3333333333333

[Maxnout100]

YAY its chistmas

[bowchickabowwow7000]

this is why you shouldn't talk shit to Superman

Luther is such a noob

[Dextiny]

superman and batman cafe time series.

[DevL991]

@Dextiny neeeeeeeeeeew thumbs up record!!!!!!!

[yettii0077]

@Dextiny id love to see a gut try to rob that cafe...cashier just points to them...robber shits himself...

[Twiggle33333]

@Dextiny fuck yes

[ryanlee531]

does superman get lost in space ever, it never said that superman knows his way around the space

[OhThisOne]

I love Batman and Superman.

[Supermanlova22]

Double Jepordy

[899superdude]

It's only funny because its true.

[TheCatmaster1999]

im batman <.<

[bamboosa]

So if Batman was a dumbass fool he would act like this?

[cat27evergreen]

Because I'm Batman ¬.¬

[kiddcrazy100]

do a hishe for scott pilgrim

[Mrjhardy00]

R these the missels ur looking for

[helvida1]

This superman movie shouldnt of ever started.

[yungratchet205]

"You Diseased Maniac!" LMAO

[zumekomawari]

Challenge Accepted

[mw3quickscope360]

Because im batmat

[TheCNEPeddlar]

Batmans Belt is OP

[Bobahat]

Superman is awesome...

[SnowIce134]

Batman: I'm Batman.

Superman: I know you are.

Batman: Its what I do.

Superman: I know. You say that aaaaa lot.

Batman: I carry things on my belt........cause I'm Batman.

Superman: Dude, it's cool.

Hahahah XD made me laugh!!!

[SpLaTs117]

I carry things on my belt because im batman. Haha

[shell78india]

Super Heroes Cafe

Now opening at 5th street in New York

[mcintosh3232]

im batman lol

[TheNosh12]

Cool

[gamenigeria]

yes superman jeopardy, i love the way he sounds.

[shanesteroftilbury]

last week my teacher asked me why i didn't do my homework i said "BECAUSE..... I'M BATMAN" my techer then said "ok, sit down, this never happened" problem solved.... i'm a student who fights crime in my spare time...

[MrBluemonke001]

(whispers) im batman

[KazokuMugiwara]

You know what? No amount of black clothing is ever going to make you cool batman!! When does the next Marvel movie come out?

[MrFiretiger778]

I'm Batman

I carry stuff on my belt 'cause it's cool

Because I'm Batman

[tweaky89]

Im batman, i carry things on ma belt its what i do... Lmfao i luv these vids

[MaxArceus]

owow the commercial in front of this vid was the most stupid one ever, "Do you want to be ready for autum?" it's 14 december today...

[fivinitupfivestyle]

the funny thing is batman probably would have some bat missile defence gadget on his belt

[solodude14]

whaats wrong with my utility belt

[IzzzFizz]

Anyone spotted kiddo in this one?

[imtheonly1rockin]

u should make more with superman and batman its hilarious

[KIDZEUS21]

@imtheonly1rockin look wen the vid waz uploaded dude

[Andreastistel]

I used to be batman, but the i took an arrow to the knee

[rattinator55]

@Andreastistel no your not your just a normal person lol

[Chocolatha479]

"I'm batman, it's what i do. I carry things on my belt...cause I'm batman."

[234lille]

I'm Batman, I carry a lot of things in my belt

[asson432]

And so the legend begins. . .

Garcon, more coffee!

[boy1da12]

can u make one with sonic

[10Ladyofthelake]

I love the superman and batman stuff. lol

[dracofreaklol]

Can I please have batman's utility belt? Please????

[CaptnNerd]

Because Im BATMAN!

[XinoBrix]

It just so happens that I have a sandvich on my belt because I'm hungry, I'm batman, and I just happen to know exactly what things to put on my belt before very crime fight...

[JOKBO1]

Nobody can beat me up.....cause i'm Chuck Norris.

[killjoy839]

i carry things on my belt...cause im batman

[coolgareth49]

You diseased maniac!

[godghost7]

notice that the top comment spelled lois wrong

[milonopuff]

"Holy Crap!"

[TharTassakahn]

@kewlbanana2 Diablo 2?

[kupsztalek1996LG]

please make a ringtone for cell phones with phrase: cause i'm batman!! i'm beggin xP ;D

[carosene]

I like how all the comments on the superman video are about batman. XD

[PoopFartKid]

I ruin a lot of things when I whip it out too.... 8======D

[Jackreyes81]

Superman, everything about him is super, especially his sarcasm! Lol