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  • Superb video. The hypocrisy of the human race is one of its most scary attributes.

  • Althiests don't get married as much as Christians, so their more likely to not get divorced.

  • @chaiseige That's one of the stupidest things I've ever heard.

  • @chaiseige we're not idiots. we will not marry just because we get our girlfriend pregnant..

  • We here up in Heaven spell re-marriage AD-UL-TE-RY. LMAO!

  • Commie christ, lmao.

  • this lady is awesome

  • "the only thing americans ignore more than jesus is their waist lines!"

    LMFAO

  • Atheists are more christian that Christians. LOL

  • @redsmas Christians are the Number 1 Cause of Atheist due to acting nothing like Christ

  • An ad for Republican dating came up while I was watching this video.

  • The statistics of atheists divorcing less than "christians" is not always true and maybe misleading. See the statistics yourself!

    barna.org/barna-update/article­/15-familykids/42-new-marriage­-and-divorce-statistics-releas­ed

  • 2:45 LMFAO pwned

  • Betty, you rock!

  • youre my hero

    !!!

    

  • If I weren't a well married (over thirty years) atheist, I'd want to marry this lady. :-) She's awesome.

  • Love it!

  • I subbed. You are brilliantly irreverend !!

  • I know this voice!

    You're the voice for most of the Thinking Atheists videos!

  • AMEN, Sister!

  • sun worship for the win

  • Wonderful. She gets better all the time! Thank you for sharing.

  • The visual aids are priceless! My favorite is the Judgement Day graphic 1:51

  • bowers for president!

  • @TheCreativemiracles

    No he is not jesus is god son. Look it up.

  • I'm a Christian but yet I agree with what you said.

  • JESUS IS GOD

  • @TheCreativemiracles good argument.

  • @TheCreativemiracles If that is true, his father (GOD the 1st) must be dead because Christianity is a monotheistic religion and doesn't allow more than 1 god...and what is that I hear christians claim according to the bible : God can not die. Either Jesus remains the son of God or that whole thing you call christianity is ready to be put out with the garbage.....I vote on the second!!

  • @gyqz you gotta remember... jebas is not only the son of god but god himself in mortal form. thats not a contradiction at all... not.

  • @bigbadronin No...It's just a way to make bullshit religious 'magic' comprehensible for christians and talk their way out of everything!

  • Omg, YES!! xD

  • i want her to be president. she would make all the candidates look stupid.

  • awesome :) You are the funniest! Thanks betty!

  • why liberal women looks like porn stars? Pervert liberal women are hot, but only if they are young

  • The Betty Bowers character is awesome in that she may trigger believing mind-set Christians into thinking for a moment. "The God Murders" website endorses her. 2 points of interest: The Bible actually documents - Money answers all things. Eccl 10:19. The Bibllical God, Himself, is a divorcee. Jer 3:8. Regards, Gary DeVaney

  • Well. There's the common Christian double standard and hypocricy for you. The fact that the KKK calls itself Christian. What is that?

  • Jesus has no longer a God since Muhammad was born..Jesus was just merely The God Prophet..and Muhammad was The Last Prophet of God Bellieve it or Not...

  • @insankamil63 " "

  • @insankamil63 I think I`ll go with not.

  • Great work Betty I know your an atheist and don't believe but I think your going 2 Heaven 4 this alone 

  • @Q8379 most of which are not 4 Christian's sorry I should check grammar before I post

  • @Q8379 the Bible is not a complete book its a collection of all kinds Dogma most of which are 4 Christian it's sadly not as commonly known as it should be the Bible is more the history of Christianity than Christianity it self if u know what I mean 

  • @Q8379 that's the old testament has nothing 2 do with Christians

  • NONE of that made much sense !

    i couldnt hear her for all the ax grinding going on

  • I think i love you

  • Go Pastafarian!

  • I'm so attracted to you.

  • god i love MILFs

  • Hey, All you Republicans! Get back over to FOX news were your supposed to be. Your not supposed to watch or listen to any other views other than FOX. If Fox found out you were here they would have to turn up the War on Christmas to get you back. Be nice little Corporate sheeple & move along.

  • ok, this is even entertaining for an atheist like myself

  • But that's not the truth! How is it true at all?

  • Funny..........and HOW true!!!

  • Haha, epic.

  • jesus is the highest of all

  • @elijahkidd9 "jesus is the highest of all"

    Fairies wear purple batsuits.

    Hey, this is fun!

    Your turn again.

  • @Skindoggiedog Poking through the comments while bored.... your snide comment about Fairies wearing purple batsuits was priceless. Thanks! :)

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  • @TheThunderGirl1 You think he's not perfect! He BEATS MY IMAGE over HEAVEN,Hell and Earth when the WORLD WORSHIPS my image everyday in TV SHOWS,MUSIC VIDEOS and MOVIES! I will typed who I was dressed up like a lady really a 12 year old BOY around WOMEN with MUSCLES dress up like men,my 1st 3 WORDS "LETS GO GIRLS" then the band starts to play cause they are WOMEN WITH MUSCLES dressed up like men and me I was SHANIA TWAIN in MAN I FEEL LIKE A WOMAN,my words"I wanna be free,feel the WAYNE I feel-

  • @TheThunderGirl1 -"I wanna be free,feel the WAYNE I feel,man I feel like a WOEMAN" You'll hear alot of ways 4 my name is WAYNE! Again when listening to the song it will be in PLAIN ENGLINSH when english is very understandable like the 1st 3 WORDS "Lets go girls"then the band starts to play cause they R WOMEN with MUSCLES dress up like men and me I was Shania that says my name WAYNE in many Shania vids,that video alone has over 16MILLION VEIWERS. When my SKIN got TANNED I went to the name NICOLE-

  • @TheThunderGirl1 I became the name Nicole the lead singer in PUSSYCAT DOLLS and my WORDS when a 12 year old still growing up in "When I grow up" thats in PLAIN ENGLISH thats understandable and has over 80MILLION VEIWERS a 12 year old still growing! My words thats says WAYS 4 my name is WAYNE in "Hush Hush;Hush Hush" that has over 32MILLION VEIWERS,as NICOLE you'll still find Shania's EYEBROWLINES to the name NICOLE! when my body got LIGHT from tanned to light I became the name FAITH HILL -

  • @TheThunderGirl1 As Faith Hill in BREATHE my WORDS in english "In a WAYNE my heart is waking up"When my heart and body is name WAYNE,you'll HEAR alot of WAYS in that music 4 my name is WAYNE when I was a HOSTAGE 4 BREEDING! Not only that Faith vid that says my name WAYNE its also in (Mississippi girl,This Kiss,Its matters to me,The WAYNE you love me" and you'll still find Shania's eyebrowlines as Faith hill just different eye colour of the contacts and dyed my hair BLOND. B4 I was Shania I was-

  • @TheThunderGirl1 Christina Aguilera in GENIE IN A BOTTLE that has over 13MILLION VEIWERS, in the story of GENIE in the bottle,the Genie is a MALE,I was a HOSTAGE 4 breeding when I was taken at the age of 12 by AMERICAN LIARS that lied to the WORLD about me being a HOSTAGE 4 BREEDING when I have so many kids all over the world,I have kids more then anyone inn this PLANET until the second coming of CHRIST when he is the creator of WHITE PEOPLE through TIME & SPACE TRAVELS. Anyways GENIS is a MALE-

  • @TheThunderGirl1 -Also in GENIE IN A BOTTLE you'll HEAR alot of "WAYS"4my name is Wayne. After I was FAITH HILL and later some names later I became the name KATY PERRY in STAR STRUKK with 3oh3,1 of the 3OH3's is a lady dress up like a man,while I was Katy Perry a 12 year old boy and you'll HEAR ALOT OF WAYS in that music video that has over 51MILLIOM VEIWERS! Each names mention here AMERICANS can't get enouph of my IMAGE and those were NOT the only names I was in MUSIC VIDEOS. Thats 5 IMAGE-

  • @TheThunderGirl1 When movie PRODUCERS like the face of Faith Hill and Shania's face they will want the face in MOVIES and I was a 12 year old BOY dress up like a lady while my LOVERS R WOMEN WITH MUSCLES dress up like men in movies,after I was Faith Hill I became the name NICOLE KIDMAN in FAR and AWAY and DAYS OF THUNDER,my lover is a lady with MUSCLES as TOM CRUISE in both movies when I was NICOLE KIDMAN. After I was Shania,I was the name Kristy Swanson in BUFFY the VAMPIRE SLAYER,I was also-

  • @TheThunderGirl1 I was also Charlize Theron in HANCOCK when my LOVER is a ladydress up like a MAN,I was Neve Campbell in scream series as SYDNEY,from part 1 through 3,I didn't do 4,part 4 is the REPLACEMENT from me from part1,2 and 3. I was Famke Jenssen in X-MEN series known as Jean or Phonix,my lover is a lady dress up like a man as CYCLOPS! I am also Rebecca Romijin-Stamos as Mystique in X-MEN series. I am also Agelina Jolie in SALT,LARA CROFT,GIA,and some movies too as Jolie.

  • @TheThunderGirl1 In those namers I was a 12 year old BOY forced to dress up like a lady around WOMEN WITH MUSCLES,I was over 25 names mostly dress up like a lady around women with muscles! I made over 125 movies at the age of 12,here are some names,I will mention 6 more(Demi Moore, Heather Graham, Mandy Moore, Gabrille Annwar, Milla Jovovich, Sharon Stone) can you stop AMERICANS by putting me in top 100 SEXIEST WOMEN of all times,there will be more then 3 me's in different names when I am put in

  • @TheThunderGirl1 You could find some names in 100 sexies women or top 100 by Maxine magazine or top 50 sexiest women of all time or something like that when I am over 25 names at 12 when a 12 year old boy is still growing! When I am still growing my face and bone structure will change,thats why they change my bnames when I was a HOSTAGE! When the WORLD worships my IMAGE and still do I made more TV SHOWS,MUSIC VIDEOS and MOVIES AT 13 years old,14 years old,15y/o and 16 years old-

  • @TheThunderGirl1 And still continue to make BLOCK BUSTER HITS WORLD WIDE! In total I made over 300 movies when I started as a baby in my 1st movie! At 16 I made over 110 movie MOSTLY ABOUT FIGHTING in many names,after 300 FIGHTS LATER I became the name ULTIMATE WARRIOR vs Hulk Hogan wrestlemania6 and thats when I was only 16 years old! Cause of what happen to me when I was young at 12y/o,I made so much FIGHTING movies! Believe me Jesus's beats my image when I know the WORLD WORSHIPS MY IMAGE..

  • @waynnart I think you have been made partially insane by being surrounded by too much hypocrisy from other people.

  • 2 things, where the hell does she get off and why is she such a bitch?

  • @ThebombsquadDoc How does telling the truth make her an impertinent bitch? Oh yeah, I forgot. Truth has a liberal bias.

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  • PSA: like the onion, bettybowers (landover baptist church) is satire. ;)

  • Sorry, This video is fake to me.

    Why you ask?

    Im an atheist. I cant Ignore what isnt there!!!!

  • @KillerCroconaw *facepalm* shes supporting atheism its sarcasm

  • @gyarados130 haha yeah I realized that after I hit enter. I deserve that facepalm!

  • this makes religeon seem kinda fucked up

  • @THELASTMASTA No, just Christianity. Not religion.

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  • @TheThunderGirl1 That's not true. It's the selfish people who cower in ignorance and hate that use religion as a disguise who are selfish. Religion itself can be a beautiful thing, if you allow it to be. Unfortunately, nowadays, it's those who use religion as an excuse to act out in inexcusable ways that give it such a bad name. And I'm talking about every single religion, here. There's both good and bad people who follow each and every religion, and there are those that linger in the middle.

  • A polite rapist....brillant!

  • religion is bullshit 

  • ..hmm... you just don't care do you...I guess by belt she was refering to the bible belt? idk..

  • Outsmart commie Christ... LOL

  • @x2REPx Mrs. Betty Bowers is a comedian who happens to be an atheist that chooses to share her views in a fun way while still making valid points that many Christians tend to overlook in their own religion.

  • @RibeyeofyourDreams Not all ignore it... some simply pretend to overlook it like a bunch of blindass retards xD

  • I find it amazing that so many Christians get so upset with these videos when it's clear that they're aimed only at those Christians who throw their beliefs around only when it suits them, and those that claim to be Christian while flagrantly sinning left and right.

    I'm also stunned at the number of Christians here who seem to think that if someone doesn't believe in the Christian idea of God, or the mythology surrounding Jesus, that they're an atheist, which isn't always the case.

  • @RibeyeofyourDreams There are also different ways and concepts as to what exactly constitutes being a Christian or practice Christianity.

  • Every day is Judgement Day! Yay!

  • Watching this video has done serious damage to my ribcage from laughing so hard.

  • Betty Bowers is the hottest woman on the Interwebz.

  • "...being a polite rapist."

    Bahahaha.

  • "Atheists [are] better Christian than Christians."

    and

    "Maybe you picked the wrong one."

    I LOLed. Hard

  • BB, if I hadn't already "chosen" to be a flaming homo, I'd ask you to marry me. ;-)

  • GOP Repulsives sooo inbred who go to family reunions to pick up chicks and dudes where men are men and sheep are nervous like Donald Scumsfeld, DICK Cheney the man who lives up to his first name 24/7 and their skanky-poo Condomsleaza Lice and the very inbred Bush Clan #322 with Barbara CROWLEY Pierce Bush matron of skankdom GOP

  • I can't stop hitting the subscribe button even though I know that it keeps making me unsubscribing

  • This is the best thing I have ever watched. Ever.

  • subscribed favorited and amazing. You miss are spectacular

  • I think I'm in love

  • you rock my socks betty

  • Oh how I love satire.

  • Her face at the end was priceless.

  • Jesus is a money maker. You can start a religion and ask to give your life savings and people will. Then you can buy big rings and houses... while your congregation starves. Then, when people catch on you can say that God called you to move away and start fresh somewhere else.

  • You're all........ ahahahaha, All the commenters on this channel's videos should go read Betty Bower's Wikipedia page.

  • being a christian warmonger is like being a polite rapist.  Fucking Hilarious!

  • We were born to sin! *plays heavy metal* \m/

  • "Christians are more likely to divorce than atheists, which makes atheists better Christians than Christians." ha!

  • Lots of Christian bashing here, and plenty of comfort in numbers. But there's one problem, everyone dies and faces God alone. And only God knows the complete history, what you've done with the light that was given you. It won't do any good on that day to talk about peoples far-a-way who never heard of Christ's free pardon. What will matter, and what will convict, is the secrets of your own heart. You stand, and you'll fall away alone. It's not that complicated. He knows, you can't BS with Him.

  • @gore53 only that we won't face god. because he's as real as an lsd trip (only more expensive)

  • @dyterdyter Interesting opinion. But I'll stick with recorded prophetic scripture and an inner Witness. You on the other hand, not believing in these, still have the glory of creation surrounding you... get your head out and take a look. 

  • @gore53 You'll stick with words written by people...

    I'm a wizard Harry. Where's my wand?

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  • @gore53 It's not Christian bashing, it's religion bashing. ;D

    You're not special.

    You may think that believing in God is some magical solution to you rotting the ground forever and having absolutely no afterlife what-so-ever. That doesn't make it fact. It may make life easier for you and the idea of death more tolerable, but keep your stupid shit to yourself.

    So keep looking forward to your date with God, you'll be stood up and rot in the ground like all of us.

  • @elvickRULES "You're not special." On the contrary, I am special, and so are you. Do you realize that you are unique among all living humans. Your DNA is unique. That's science proving you wrong about the uniqueness of individual humans.

    You're also loved and forgiven by God through the Jesus Christ, just as every human being is. The only act which can separate you from His love, for all eternity, is failing to believe what He's done on your behalf.

    Don't do that.

  • @gore53 Context. You ignored it for your shitty argument. "It's not Christian bashing, it's religion bashing.

    You're not special." ie; Your as a Christian aren't special, because everyone here finds ALL religion worth bashing, because it's stupid. Thus, you are not special enough to be the only religion that gets bashed.

    If god existed people wouldn't be such idiots like yourself.

  • @gore53 and your DNA is 98% the same as a chimpanzee...

  • @gore53 Everyone dies - yes. But no one ever faces god.

  • @dothedeed You can't be any more sure that "no one ever faces God" than gore53 can be that everyone does. It all has to do with your beliefs and your faith, and in the end, your soul/spirit/life energy, will in all likeliness go wherever you believed you would go in life. For Christians, and many other religions for that matter, this means Judgement. For those more "science minded", that life energy could just rejoin the rest of the unseen energies in the universe. Buddists become Bessie.

  • @RibeyeofyourDreams con't from "Buddhists become Bessie..", or a cockroach. Think of it as a "perception is reality as the individual sees it" type of thing.

  • @RibeyeofyourDreams "You can't be any more sure that "no one ever faces God" than gore53 can be that everyone does. It all has to do with your beliefs and your faith"

    Not quite. There are potentially an infinite number of outcomes that could await us after death. Given that there are infinitely more outcomes that don't involve judgement by some god, it is more likely that dothedeed is right. So he *can* be a little more "sure".

  • @riahmatic

    "Not quite. There are potentially an infinite number of outcomes that could await us after death. Given that there are infinitely more outcomes that don't involve judgement by some god,"

    I agree, Not all opinions ae created equal.

  • @RibeyeofyourDreams (cont) It's like winning the lottery if your numbers *aren't* picked.

  • @RibeyeofyourDreams "your soul/spirit/life energy, will in all likeliness go wherever you believed you would go in life."

    What in the fuck are you basing that on?

  • @gore53 You realize that there were other deities before Jesus and "God" came around right? Who's to say what religion is right or wrong, or who we're going to see when we die. Christians believing something doesn't automatically make it truth, and nobody can know for sure what we're going to find when we pass on.

  • I was dying laughing on this one!

  • My pants zipper just broke after watching this XD

  • @k9offdaleash Everyone notices it, that's why we love her.

    Live in your world of delusions, it must be easy not to think. :3

  • @k9offdaleash You're not suppose to judge others, nor pray in front of other people, didn't you watch the video? Oh wait, you're a Christian, you only pretend to follow the bible.

  • @k9offdaleash:"One day this world will end and you will stand in front of a Holy and Just GOD"

    And exactly how do you KNOW this claim to be true, hmmmm

  • @k9offdaleash Belief doesn't mean truth, k9, and nobody in this world you say will end (clearly soon enough for Deven Green to stand before the Holy and Just GOD) can know for sure what they'll face when it happens.

  • As a Seventh Day Adventist, I agree with this video. History has plenty of Christians by word only, few by action.

  • @lusulpher

    I'm not very familiar with the Seventh Day Adventists. I tried to do a quick search to find out what differs between the Southern Baptist church group I was with when I was younger.

    Among beliefs I found "infallibility of scripture" and "obedience to the 10 commandments". I take this to mean you believe the Bible to be literally correct and authoritative, and that the 10 commandments are still binding upon you today.

    Is that accurate, or a mischaracterization?

  • It always makes me smile when I hear fundamentalist Christians proclaiming that Muslims are brainwashed.

    Have they ever thought of looking in a mirror?

  • @Osamabindansker You obviously don’t understand how a democracy works do you? The government is elected by the people. And the religious vote for the candidate who agrees with their religious views.

  • @Osamabindansker "Isn't America secular" Nope! Large parts or America are as religious as Saudi Arabia. If you even mention science to about half the population it will likely start an argument.

  • @Idlemindswander ""Isn't America secular" Nope! Large parts or America are as religious as Saudi Arabia."

    Only when there's something to gain. When it comes to personal inconvenience, all bets are off.

  • Dear Betty,

    I have never been as attracted to a woman before in my life as i am to you right now.

    Please marry me.

  • you're awesome.

  • so what. You're all going to judge all Christians the same way? Big deal. All arrogance here. Some Christians are doing whatever they can to help others to the best of their ability and you all spit at them and laugh. What's funny is that you all think you're original but Christian bashing happened for two thousand years. You know, I'll take your bullet of hatred any day. What matters is that you may burn in hell. When you die, nothing but the soul matters. Historical evidence prove it's real.

  • @mrdashes1 Who said they think they are original? Nobody. And historical evidence proves that the soul matters when you die? No... There is no evidence for a soul or a god. At all.

  • @mrdashes1 You're right; some Christians do a lot of good in this world. Having said that, any "bullet of hatred" I could aim at you pales in comparison to nuclear bomb of hatred you'd like to aim at me: Wishing me eternal torment (that's ETERNAL) for the crime of disagreeing with you and your conception of God.

  • @mrdashes1

    Um, I think you need to do your homework, senor. There is no historical evidence for the existence of Jebus at all. If he did even HALF of the things the bible claims he did, the Roman historians would have been all over his ass. The one historian (a Jew) who does seem to mention Jesus was actually shown to be a fraud.

  • LOL! hilarious

  • If I married a Christian, I'd want a divorce too.

  • . . .bite lip and look away at the end . . . Deven Green you rock! And Betty Bowers you're always my hero(ine).

  • I LOVE YOU BETTY! You give the best examples and the best christian irony on youtube. You truly are America's best Christian! :* :* :* ^_^

  • lol save a step and keep it as the nouveau riche would then have to give it right back to us :). Did not know about the whole prayer should be in private thing. You really are America's Best Christian Mrs Bowers. Every day is judgment day, priceless.

  • SelGomezFanGirl, listen to your Christian talk! You obviously practice what you preach....

  • what a fuckin dumb whore , stupid slut what are u doing out the corner bitch? dumb bitch why dont u talk about christians out usa, stupid godless trashsucking whore u need beating to learn ur place

  • @SelGomezFanGirl

    You perfectly encapsulate christian behavior: crude, rude, and and backwards. Congrats on that.

    Kisses,

    Joe

  • @SelGomezFanGirl Translation: Women scare me and I can't compete with them intellectually. Also, I need more English classes.

    I've read your post a few times, and I still can't quite figure out what you mean by "christians out usa". Perhaps another try at it will help us understand exactly where you're coming from so we can gently ease you into the benefits and enjoyments of having coherent conversations.

  • @SelGomezFanGirl And you proved her point. Well done.

  • @SelGomezFanGirl Ha! Oh man.. you actually out parodied the parody in the video.. awesome.

  • There's a lot of truth in this one, nice work.

  • Betty, it's like I've always said, God might be your judge but I'm on the jury.

  • funny :)

  • 37 bigots! :O

  • Jeeeeeebus