Doug's Secret Song

[PurpleCowsMakeGJ]

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

[tjhac11]

I really thought this was going to be more sexual...

[TheLeafhopper]

Why the hell is Doug (the show in general) so damn depressing?

[AdmiralGFM]

I was linked to this video through a live performance of Cannibal Corpse's "I Cum Blood".

[BlameItOnTheWhiteMan]

Doug wants to fuck patty.

[saiguy1986]

Durango Doug was the funniest song ever

[Applemask]

Secret song, I love you so.

[SESdisciple]

Seconds later, panties were mercilessly thrown at Doug.

[dunzy18]

lol that was soooo cute

[lilsingingsensation]

pause at 0:09 lol

[MrMaryJanes]

Did Doug ever fill patties melt with mayonnaise?

[youronebiggestfan]

@MrMaryJanes HAHA eww! but still funny XD

[conraydo]

thumb up for the banjo^^

[Ceenymeeny]

Meanwhile at Valve...

[aniella4ever]

lol xD oh boy i loved this

[musicrocks617]

Best song ever

[lambo485]

love this thx :)

[MrAlcazar]

This should be the new Rick Roll!

[picklemnstr11]

Meanwhile at valve...

[corwinorr]

Skiffle.

[PinkFloydrulez]

WOAH WOAH WOAH

[ARok2010]

To Doug on that song, YOU SUCK!

[joshbliss92]

You're the relish on my hot dog... whoa indeed

[eightoneeightthree]

i saw this this teennick

[pumpituppartyzone]

I jut saw this ep today. I missed this show

[xpurple505]

Lol ikr

[superdudemanguy1]

Yo just saw this episode on The 90's are All That after years man! Whoa whoa whoa what memories!

[SteelAVic18]

love Porkchop 

[vivamp21]

aww now that is adorable, i wish i could find a guy who would do this for me :)

[0besepenguin]

Look up "Doug Funny after cod black ops." It's epic

[OrcSoldat]

I sang my girlfriend this song and she broke up with me

[noobarta]

Poor porkchop D:

[flonkas]

Well hopefully he got some ass by now.

[anablast912]

patti is the baddest redbone cartoon character in history :)

[ComplicatedGirl4Eva]

I swear if my bf ever sings this to me I'm gonna marry him XD

[Baldoxxx4000]

So did Doug get laid yet its been over 20 years....

[Xorcist420]

I would like to second that 'lmfao.'

[MrPresidentFox]

Meanwhile at Valve, hundreds recommended to this video because of Meanwhile at Valve.

[iiHatezDomii]

lmfao

[YalkOne]

reminds me of the Guess Who...

no sugar tonight in my coffee,

no sugar tongiht in my tea

[MinaSarina]

You're so sweet Doug ^.^

[Expertexprtexpert]

Doug got pissed off and raped Patty in the very last episode!

[ComplicatedGirl4Eva]

@Expertexprtexpert what?



[randomfunkid]

dam, what a womanizer

[SnowyWolborg]

I think Porkchop thinks Doug sucks.

[woozlewuzzle87]

Patty can put Mayonaise on my hotdog anyday. WHOA WHOA WHOA!!!

[GreenTeaLSD]

@woozlewuzzle87 patty and suck my hotdog till i blow maynonaise in her mouth whoa whoa whoa!

[weevil3582]

What a panty-dropper.

[fourtywpm]

I'm sure once he serenaded Patty with this song, she was going "whoa whoa whoa" later that night... : )

[JediRebelKid]

That song shoulda at least got him a handjob

[MoofleDeedums]

I almost completely forgot about that song! Haha! Man my childhood was filled with amazing cartoons.

[ExtremerHonigkuchen]

i want a boy singing this for me <3

[darlthris]

whoa whoa whoah is right xD

[erika2012vsu]

I find myself randomly singing this... around the house and I'm 22

[SnowyWolborg]

@erika2012vsu That's because Doug will remain in the heart of every kid from the 90s forever.

[BlameItOnTheWhiteMan]

Doug is a creep lmfao jk

[ranelproductions]

The song could be a good that's what she said joke.

[SupaBriMan26]

Pickle and hotdog? Two phallic foods in one song sung about a woman. What the hell?

[HAfan96]

LOL! I love this song! It's adorable! I love it how later in the episode he goes to have his song recorded and he gets the hic ups hahah!

[abcjc1]

What is relish on my hot dog a euphamism for?

[BlameItOnTheWhiteMan]

@abcjc1 His tiny cock / dick

[syxodude91]

Haha mr.bone got his tape by mistake.

[lasoogneypubes]

Skeeter is named Skeeter because he skeeted on Patti with his "mayonaise", which in turn is why Patti is called Patti Mayonnaise.

[lafunk]

does anyone know the chords to this?

[lasoogneypubes]

@lafunk I doubt it man it's on a banjo lol.

[invaderzim133]

@lafunk wheres my sock?

[reesyluvsu2]

Nd I hope u no I was joking about the pee thing...i dnt pee on myself when I see a funny vid...it's just a phrase ppl use when sumthing is really funny at least I do...

[Dee3BoobTube]

@reesyluvsu2 You really didn't have to reply to that. I think Crunksauce was high and drunk at the same time on some other s***.

[reesyluvsu2]

Ok @CrUnKsAuCe420 who r u??? I was commenting on a video that I liked!!! U need to back up cus for really I dnt even no u nd ur talking like u no me...nd I never had Spanish so way the heck!?!?! That's kinda weird dnt u think?? Cus I do....

[reesyluvsu2]

I was laughing so hard!!! When he said whoa I almost peed on myself!!! lol!!!

[CrUnKsAuCe420]

@reesyluvsu2 first off fuck u. 2nd off, fuck u again. doug funny u aint funny he is tho. i hope u pissed urself and ur mom made u smell ur drawers like a dog. then u had to wear them to school da next day. and good old andrew davis called u a cunt potato. i guess u lose again then huh? ill never forget when u showed up to spanish class without shoes on and the frickin guitar. u had a great voice tho. good melody. and that one girl had huge tits but was so disgusting. who could forget her? i cant

[muscle1923]

@CrUnKsAuCe420

hahahaha WTF was that???

[AlphaHawkP]

And this, everyone, is part of why the 90's ruled.

[bloodfireNdarkness]

to bad he never got to show her his OH face,,,OH,OH.OH

[PandaCake07]

Patty you're the pickle on my coleslaw

Patty you're the sugar in my tea

Patty you're the relish on my hot dog

And Patty your the mayonnaise for me

Whoa whoa whoa

:D

Doug is so sweet <3

[Samlover]

@PandaCake07 Yes, Doug is PAST sweet...he's a sweetheart!

[dll0990]

What episode is this?

[mainegabrielle]

didn't he also get really bad hiccups while singing this song on this episode? That's the part I remember lol

[Michael326]

@mainegabrielle Patty you're the ketchup on my *HIC* fries. 

[mainegabrielle]

@Michael326 YEEEES!!! That's it! I was the only person in my fam to remember that. THANKS Now I know I'm not crazy LOL

[natofthecat11]

"Whoa, whoa whoa." Haha. His nose...

[ilikepurpleandpizza]

@natofthecat11 LOL I know right. I noticed that too.

[horsesforeverxo]

lol porkchops so cute i always wanted a dog like him

[rooster5man]

@adiostraitorobama Oh, Doug...Why.....

[ItsOver9000and10]

woah woah woah...

[MattS3NTM]

7 people didn't get their mayonnaise

[TehKablam98]

"Now, who WOULDN'T get some serious ASS with a song like that?"

[fourtywpm]

@TehKablam98 HELL YEAH

[TheSilhouette143]

@TehKablam98 i nearly spit out my water from laughing when i read this HAHA

[Admercial]

Don't you mean "mayonnaise on my hot dog"?

[mvtjets96]

aww there used to be a comment saying how Doug was gonna get a lot of ass with this song :P

[003Godsend]

so many sex puns.

[slowhand496]

Poor porkchop

[everlongview7]

Oh God, I remember the words to this.....hahahahaha, I miss this so much.

[RG7621]

lol Porkchop hated it!

[thebayareapimp]

90s fucking rocked!

[JohnFordDanceTroupe]

@adiostraitorobama BABY WANTS TO FUUUUUUCK

BABY WANTS TO FUCK PATTY MAYONNAISE

[Darknesses10]

If Patty was black Doug just caught that Jungle Fever and just loved the taste of brown sugar

[XxChaosDemonChildxX]

Lmao! omg for years i had this stuck in my head XDD and i always sang everything backwards Lol thank you for posting this!

[elementz1986]

LOL @ Porkchop

[princeok512]

O man i surprisingly remember this.

[bawls7147]

LMAO

[J0nesStreetBoy]

i skeet her so hard they call her patty mayonnaise

[XskribblezzzX]

@J0nesStreetBoy aaaaaaaah bo burnham :D

[J0nesStreetBoy]

@XskribblezzzX yaaaay you knew what i was talking about! you are now cool in my book. (i literally have a book i write down people's names saying that are cool. jk)

[Kingpinz0r]

fuckin rock it doug

[keseytam]

thats one hell of a tan

[dixonmixin10]

Well duh Doug never banged Patty, they were like 10...

[partynaked11]

Doug skeetered on patty with his mayonaise.

[domki366]

LOL

[JTKatz07]

Doug never got fucked by pattY!

[kissy570]

my bestfriends name is pattie lol

[slurpiedurpie]

@kissy570 holy crap they're practically related!

[CrazyClara101]

Wow that sucked

[noah2me]

coca cola

[Loofiloo]

Why did this come up when I searched for "Meanwhile at Valve"

[LurellePiano]

My nickname is Patty ... D=

[tenedria]

@LurellePiano

xD aww but don't take it that way, Patty is a nice name, its was more of a joke of how bad Doug is at inventing songs.

[XONikkiChick101]

i watched this like forty times and was still laughing because of the comments lol

[adejobi1000]

I can see why it's a secret

I'd have to 'take care' of anyone who heard me sing such a song.

[XAJanaeX]

@adiostraitorobama well her name is Patty "Mayonnaise" ;]

[hawaiibodyboarderz]

Anyone else find that extremely sexual? Lol

[domki366]

@hawaiibodyboarderz ya... lol

[Mooj]

He was also the voice of the Red M&M and the original Invader Zim (in the pilot only)

[Vettle]

I just learned yesterday that Doug is voiced by Billy West (Fry, Futurama).. I never would have though of this as a kid but I happened to be looking at a website and ti came up. l guess that's where Yancy got his name too

[Toolmusik]

@Vettle Just so you know, West also voiced Stimpy of Ren n Stimpy fame.

[ConnDevi88]

I'm glad i finally found this, for years i was retarded and forgot the words. "Patti Your The Pickle on my Mustache"

[clash360]

This was the 90's spongebob squrepants.

[Jrboysun]

Sugar in my tank??

[Telstar62a]

@Jrboysun

Sugar in his tea

[RenagadeSoldier22]

I hate having a dirty mind!

[KoolThing14]

The Relish on his hot dog, huh? Hmm, sounds sexy!

[Michael326]

Poor Doug. Never got to give Patty his mayonnaise.

[XxComeBackToMexX]

@Michael326 hahahaha that is true

[ash123333]

@Michael326 lol

[keseytam]

@Michael326 was patty black?

[nicholasczapiewski]

@keseytam I think she was just tan, she was blonde after all.

[Michaelsnuts]

@nicholasczapiewski beyonces blonde. ha. no shes totally black. have you seen her dad?

not that it matters what race she is. just sayin :)

[nicholasczapiewski]

@Michaelsnuts seen Patty's dad? I don't recall

[kagomedessy]

@Michaelsnuts her dad is totally black but her mom his french, black, and native american.

[Michaelsnuts]

@kagomedessy patty mayonnaises mom?

haha shes who i was referring to. beyonce was just an example of a black person who also has blonde hair.

[kagomedessy]

@Michaelsnuts i was referring to beyonce's mom just to clear up any confusion.

[qu3s02008]

@Michael326 LMFAO



[CK2012]

@Michael326

hahaha

[rudylexi8]

@Michael326 ROFL! 

[xx1andONLYCJxx]

@Michael326 niiiccee!! lol

[Smashadams0007]

@Michael326

Perhaps if he switched to one of his alter egos, in this case, Smash Adams, he might have been able to reach 2nd base-- at least.

[CreativeJ369]

@Michael326 420 thumbs up nd best comment ever

[Xsar08X]

that song sounds wrong, mostly the part about his hot dog

[phphphphphphph]

I miss my childhood, big time!

[TheShimmerBunny]

wow! i remember i use 2 watch this show all the time!

[Schaichopath]

Pork Chop has no taste in music.

[treewillow84]

LOL he is such a dork!

[speilmen230]

that is the greatest 10 seconds i have ever spent at 4:01 am. lol

[RaiderSelenia]

@speilmen230 lol

[pumpituppartyzone]

Oh wow, Doug is HILARIOUS! I feel like watching Doug's First Movie again; I have it on tape. Yes, I do still own a VHS player, and it works fine. XD

[RaiderSelenia]

@pumpituppartyzone me too, i have it on vhs

[ratm4e8]

haha i miss doug funny

[martin1577]

what does he say?

i cant understand all the lyrics...

[TheCrackerStacker]

he sounds like Fry from futurama, probably because he has the same voice actor.

[Cuddlebunches]

@TheCrackerStacker i dont see the resemblance but yeah they r both voiced by Billy West

[TearzNPsycho509]

@Cuddlebunches imagine fry az a lil kid..... therez ur resemblance =D~ God bless

[TheRantingGamer]

@TheCrackerStacker Voice actor confirmed as Billy West who indeed also did Fry's and Doug's voice. Until Doug was sold to Disney! THOSE BASTARDS!

[DJRozwell]

WHOAWHOAWHOA

[VitaminGeorge]

@DJRozwell HAHAHA I was looking in the comments for someone else who caught that. GJ

[nickfromCO]

this just made my life