TODDLERS & TIARAS HOOKER BABY! - Taylor & Joe Again? - Ali Lohan NEW FACE!

[ferretsrule1]

toddlers and tiaras has crossed the line so many times there is no line anymore

[koolkyla1234567890]

omg I saw that toddlers and tiaras episode it was soo bad

[aquoslover200]

Her "new" face actaully looks worse then her real face :/

[KatKatarax121]

the whole adam pascal hing is old news.......i saw him in memphis in january

[TheWisemonkey8]

TODDLERS & TIARAS HOOKER BABY! Are you kidding me?

[fulaqws]

Do you Americans fathom how insane beauty pageants for little kids are in the first place?

[fuckingspitfire]

@fulaqws clearly, they don't.

[MrsJustie]

Ummm Im naming my baby Paisley. :)

[ItsShayTime]

AUTOTUNED HER  FACE XDDD!!!

[97jellybeans]

soo funny

[thinkinthinker]

LMAO "why single out this hooker?" They really should cancel that show!

[ediblehearts]

lmao "I DON'T LIKE EITHER!"



[hothothotsummer]

The host is so " Fred". Yes. The " Fred the movie" Fred.

[futuremadonna6]

yeah into the woods! :D

[rupaban99]

i love how he's supposed to flip his hair, yet he has none xx

[randomguy573984]

He wipes it out when ever he can .......

[threeshadesofgreen]

todlars and tiaras are where the little girls go to become the future mean girls for their generations highschool

[soccergrl62]

I love paisley, she is so cute!!!! I also love her name!

[anne123480]

poor little Paisley least shes too young to understand omg that guys voice is getting on my nerves

[AlexanderMccarthey87]

Somebody shut this guy up he's really irritating.

[AlexanderMccarthey87]

What episode is this?

[maddyberryful]

thats why i dont exersise or run, its scurry!

[emilieallstar12]

I remember when this first came out

[maribeltst]

Hey...hey....

[Iliketrains5276]

She does look like a hooker

[sparlkeflexes]

Omg my uncle worked on that play. He took the music for it which was written for piano and turned the songs into orchestra pieces

[kikki327]

Hey Chad Hey! never gets old lol

[madirokr973]

@sophsoph456 really? Like, REALLY?

[rachgodsey]

I didn't like Kelly's album cover - it's an overdone pose and what's with the gypsy enslavement jewelry?

[Deathbringer99699]

why this kind of people have so much "suck"sess?..

would love to punch him in the face.. that hard that his glases fall apart ...

[mapanima]

Ali lohan looks better with her old face!!!!

[Mekizte500]

so funnyy!!! I can´t stop laughin!!!

[spasticsummer]

Toddlers and Tiaras is a pedophile's dream, glorified by idiots that fall into the trap of the media.

[BooDotBoo]

Ali Lohan... both faces are not that great, but whatever. Well, How to be on Broadway is not going to good anymore. Paisley Dicky, I feel sad for her, honestly.

[EiveeRocksTheWorld]

Amazing Adam Pascal impression.

[SmartGrace11]

1st face is beatiful 2nd.....lets just say i like her hair

[WindsyShines]

I feel sorry for Paisley.

[Kellzvideoz]

The baby one grand supreme!

[sunnygrace57]

4:20-I actually saw the episode, and someone did get injured at the pageant.

[xiloveloganx1]

@sunnygrace57 what is the pagent called

[sunnygrace57]

@xiloveloganx1 The episode was called "Precious Moments," but the pageant was called Queen of Hearts. A mother accidentally slammed her baby's face into the door, and made her continue competing even with a large bump on her head.

[sunnygrace57]

@sunnygrace57 And by the way...Paisley won Grand Supreme.

[xiloveloganx1]

@sunnygrace57 

[PrincessKLS]

The old one. How old is she? The facelift looks old.

[kikki327]

YES chad kimball is amazing....and beautiful. 

[xoxopuppies12xoxo]

todlers and tiaras is kinda cool except for paisly lol

[likaboss16]

With their latest hooker!...(smile and thumbs up) LMAO

[JaSMiNe7411]

I watched this with my friend named Paisley........ talk about awkward -_-

[Rangerwolf447]

I just puked badly at that new face

[ipmanlee]

Love what that buck

[tulleuchen]

LOL!!!! Autotuned her face! 

[CatfromCali]

O-O My teachers name is Apple...

[CatfromCali]

If Taylor sang that October song about Joe that'd be....amazing XD

[UndercoverSubscriber]

" Who's says that? "

" I JUST DID! "

[PeonyMilk]

HEY. My dog is named Paisley. :C

[simplyXcmcluv]

Lol @ the Lohan chameleon joke. Hahaha. Everytime I see before & after pics of Lindsay it just makes me sick. & now it's her sister too! My poor childhood.. Along with theirs! Good show Buck, love ya beotch!

[AndrueCParker91]

Buck you can RAPE my ears anytime....anytime.

[courtneyk524]

You should be an anchor man as your day job.

[CatfromCali]

@courtneyk524

Then the news wouldnt be boring ;D

[PezTheory]

WAIT SO which two do you like?!

[IAMplanKING]

Hahaha very interesting and weird IAMplanKING <--- Everyone should Sub/Add me!^_^

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[EnemysGateIsDown]

Awesome video buck :) just catching up on my buck since I've been so busy lately!

[sexydarkvixen]

i think that those toddlers and tiara moms are definately encouraging Pedeophiles to watch their kids

[sexydarkvixen]

i think that those toddlers and tiara moms are definately encouraging Pedeophiles to watch their kids

[TiNGE24]

I have to say that she looked waaaaaaay better in the before shot :|

Doesn't it feel and look weird when she looks in a mirror? I wore a wig one time, and I felt like a totally different person! Just imagine changing your face (o_o )

[sophsoph456]

What is "How To Suceed In Business Without Really Trying" about, anyway?

[xMileyOwnz]

her name is Paisley Scott actually and its a costume for fun in the pageants i dont see whats wrong at all

[theblackdahlia88]

I don't think I have much of a problem with the Julia roberts hooker dress as i have with the mom putting in fake boobs to fill out an outfit!....that show is crazy....Fat Southern mom living out their dreams through their kids!...

[annyloveseddy]

I love HTSIBWRT, but Robert Morse will always be my favorite lead. :)

[cookiemonstaindarain]

hey apple isn't that bad...well it sorta is, but its not as bad as petal blossom rainbow! believe it, it's real heres proof!

[JustTheGirl22]

Oh my fuck. She legitimately has an entirely. new. face.

[umlautgirl]

Remember when I said that I always watch for your musical references? And how I said I was waiting for you to do a RENT reference, Buck? Well, my wishes have been granted. :D

[PokeyThaKidd]

Rate it even if yu Hate it nice one...

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[stretch14steph]

Oh Adam Pascal... Rent is my favorite :)

[sakura32796]

I seriously don't understand the point of Toddlers and Tiaras. I don't understand it at all. And I have no desire of watching it. EVER.

[rebeccam2]

Toddlers and Tiaras needs to be canceled. It encourages chicldren to dress like prostitutes and the shows just stupid.

[amberthesuperfox]

@rebeccam2 YES I AGREE

[MyDogDigs]

I always thought that show was awful, I watched an episode of that show once and was horrified. That show is just a bunch of prost-a-tots that are in serious need of an attitude adjustment.

[OrangeXenon54]

Can you eat another bagel on an episode?

[hahayourfunny94]

Paisley's outfit doesnt at ALL look like a prostitute! yes it looks like the outfit from the move but only in design. Paisley's outfit is much longer and covers MUCH more. It actually covers a lot more than what some of the kids on the show wear so...stop freaking out!

[Bananazest]

@hahayourfunny94 Well, for the celebrity category, she was Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman, where she plays a HOOKER!!!! Which is why people are calling her a hooker. Get the picture?

[hahayourfunny94]

@Bananazest Oh I got the picture. Im just saying that as far as a lot of the outfits go, that the "hooker outfit" is a very TASTEFUL "hooker outfit"

[beesmarie93]

@hahayourfunny94 It's not that it's showy, it's the point that her mother dressed her up as a character in a movie who was a PROSTITUTE. Would you dress your little girl up as a prostitute for a pageant?

[hahayourfunny94]

@beesmarie93 No I wouldnt, im just saying it you watched the show, the other mom makes it seem like the girl is showing to much skin or something.

[HarryPotterN3rd]

dear Lord what the FUCK happend to linsdey lohan.

[Discosaturn]

Paisley Dicky is dressed more as a prostit-tot (excuse all the puns here) than a tiara-wearing toddler, but what's more shocking is that Ali Lohan looks like Goebbels running a freak show than herself appearing at a fashion show!

[ThePeacehippie23]

1. nah idrc 2.botox or somthing idk, i really dont see wat waz wrong with her first face, 3.darren f**ckinf criss ftw.4.i dont like country besides taylor swift. 5.hmmmm let me think about it. umm YES!!!!! :) <333

[FireFoxSPARTA]

I LOVE RENT!!!!!!!! Adam pascal is so amazing!

[rockstarj741]

i liked it because i am always saying that stuff is AWKWARD!

[Socioistic]

The moms on that Toddlers Forced Into Tiaras are just despicable. Those "competitions" are only for two people: the moms behind the stage that want to live vicariously through their daughters by making them whores, and the pedophiles in the crowd getting a big fucking jolly from seeing three year old girls dressed like hookers.

[Newby27]

@Socioistic I couldn't agree more, and Dance Moms isn't much if any better

[takotsubo335]

she just auto-tuned her face lol!

[ninjapretender]

LOL, I loved your attempt to be a regular news reporter at 3:16.

[Schmo0813]

1. Taylor should do what she wants.

2. I think Ali Lohan tried to make a composite of her face in the dark to change it, and that disaster is what happened.

3. Um....as of now, Daniel!! Maybe Darren though...NOT Nick.

4. I kind of like the cover.

5. WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?!??!! See, when I played dress up, I was Belle or Jasmine. Now, apparently, dress up=hooker. Ick.

[tearrcatcher]

GOSH, POOR ALI LOHAN. SHE LOOKS AWFUL.

[mclainsl]

It's without REALLY trying

[MileysTheHBIC]

1. yeah their cute i guess

2. ew

3. nick ftw x3

4. its kinda wierd in my opinion

5. slut Slut SLut SLUT! GROSS THINGS TO SHOW TO KIDS!

[mugglewitchy]

your voice is like a cartoon characters! i love it!

[GirGurrl]

"I take my kid to church every week." How the fuck does that justify dressing your child like a hooker?!

[MikkiMowsey]

1. Taylor should do what she thinks is best for her!

2. Her "new face" looks like a guy.

3. Daniel Radcliffe

4. borderline slutty. I like it though!

5. I thought that was a doll. :( So creepy! AND WRONG! And her face looks like "I'm being forced to smile but I feel like a slut so I'll just make a pained half smile!"

[DeliaEnya]

I feel bad for the little girls . :( When i will have a kid, and if it's a girl, i'll never force her into these kind of things .

[sarahtard1]

hey i live in paisley :( i aint no ugly pattern

[somto21]

Paislet Dickie! Oh that's too good. Just, why??

[Musiclover995832]

i love glee. Klaine fan

[swatwhatbutgawd]

LOL joe needs publicity for his new album but they're friends so all is well.

[chicka1415]

THE LITTLE GIRL LOOKS LIKE A DOLL

[maritzam42]

Her old face was prettier actually. She looks ugly now.

[noraandkyla]

Your rent reference was beautiful! DON'T STOP SINGING :D

[asunnyplace06]

I love how you call my birthmonth Oct-awesome :) love u Michael!

[jennalmeida630]

luv you buck! you put them in their place

[EverybodyStalfos]

Toddlers in tiarras is just weird. I mean little girls do wanna be princesses and stuff but when I was little I also just wanted to run around be naked and play in the mud. My only concern about my hair was whether it was in pig tails or not, and when I wasn't naked I had to be in a dress. I don't think it's ok for parents to allow their children to dress like a hooker let alone encourage it.

[Fearless4ever36]

dan by far -3 u buck

[FengZeXiao]

Americans are so caught up in all this tabloid, media, designer shows(little children can come up with better clothing designs then those idoits) that society is falling apart

[Eemzzz123]

i love u :)

[demanagnel21]

I love your smiles lol

[scarfacetodd]

i dont think joe and taylor should get back together. not a good couple, he should be with demi, or someone else.

[cowgirlj2000]

I SONGIFYED YOU!! >:) (btw you sound like a 80 year old songifyed)

[kasrakb24]

i like this video because everyone else likes it

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[cowgirlj2000]

I SONGIFYED YOU!! >:) (btw you sound like a 8 year old songifyed)

[Sophia123273]

i just saw taylor's concert! SO AWESOME!!

[TinyPocketFairy]

PICTURE ONE: GORGEOUS

PICTURE TWO: DISGUSTING MONSTER.

[bonesgotpsyched324]

Awkward face at 0:16 lol!

[xyiera]

Tots who dress like prostitutes are called Prostitots :D I love pointing them out in public...

[NANCYSIMPSON85]

@xyiera hahaur funny

[NANCYSIMPSON85]

ali looks sooo fuccke up now omg

[allaboutrandomstuff]

Her old face was so beautiful :/ see what the modeling business does to people?

[KiyokoBunny2]

wait... do you not like dan rad or darren?

[monkeyshadows]

I liked her first face a lot better.

[tezzy149]

Paisley is so cute, I love her.

[ThinkTazz]

LOL HILARIOUS..NICE BRO

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[dt7cz3gj]

No! Chad Kimball is amazing in Memphis! :( That bummed me out.

[knibbles1882]

Thank you for not sticking your penis in our ears.

[redsoprano27]

yay for a RENT reference!!!!!!!!

[iMayEatYourPeople]

damn i missed watching this guy!!~! 

[KivaCrystal]

Toddlers and Tiaras show makes me sick in the stomach...

[BrikDivit]

Thanks for all the laughs. You're hilarious, even when you're a little "shouty".

[laura20022004]

and PPS that scared me hahahahaa. i agree everything u say

[dandarinha14]

dickly , realy oooooooomg ! i laughed !

[LuckyLoser611]

"tell the folks at home what you're doing Rogerrrrr!" "I'm going to Memphis!" LMAO!! i love you buck

[singaboutjelly]

i always thumbs up for awkward

[itemsoftheday]

and it is also paisley scott and shes my fav pageant girl

[itemsoftheday]

i like her old face

[realitytc]

I'm gonna start adopting 3rd world babies & name them after textiles—Toile, Denim, Cotton etc.

[dreamyejo]

I am guilty of watching toddlers and tiaras so u should know that the little girls r treated like crap and most of the r doing it only because their mothers force them! And it is sad. But it was a movie she wasn't really trying to be a real hooker GET OVER IT love u buck!!!!

[joejonaslove1099]

i love 2 of the 3 too. Nick and Daniel :)

[lexilexi1215]

what happened to ali lohan omg D:

[lexilexi1215]

BUCK TAYLOR SHOULD NOT GET BACK WITH JOE! he's such a dick.

[BeautifullyTragicxx]

"I didn't stick my penis in your ears," Buck I love you

[silenceiseverything4]

"How to be on Broadway without even trying" I LOVE YOU!!

[starjoy247]

Oh i thought the little girl on the thumbnail was a doll lol XD

[saber1992]

no, shes forcing her into whoring herself out and religion....... way better

[LifeLostSoul]

OMG its more " hay nun hay" I LOVE it!!!

[missypissy6983]

lohan's face looks creepy. she looks like she is trying to look like michael jackson.

[valleke5400]

How to succeed, you ask? Well, let's just say... I love Dan and Darren, so both. Yeah. Definitly.

[BehindTheHarleyShop]

Kelly Clarksons cover looks like Miley Cyrus. 

[nitaipriyaa]

hahaha i love when you write songs for Taylor! ... truly one of ur best episodes yet i practically laughed to tears the whole way through... lmao

[reiluvs2pm]

DARREN CRISS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[demonry2]

This just in, Jessica Simpson is keeping her big tits..

[Rathlin54]

omg ali lohan's new face came with bushier eyebrows! :S

[alenthea]

he sounded ghetto <3

[xEpiclyrikSx]

i love you <3 hahaha

[Shyloh8]

OMG... @ Ally's face. WHY DO THESE WOMEN DO THIS TO THEMSELVES!?!? :-(

[shawnan21]

this video is one of the funnest

[STAYplatinumx]

adam pascal got so fucking sexy. what is this?

[xoxoTayTown13xoxo]

OCTOBER SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D Major HIT!! ;D

[kitkatkid09]

that was the best ending ever :D

[sardeenz]

Allie looked better before. WTF. That picture is just down right creepy!

[1234KTP]

If you were on Broadway i would come see it. I dont mind that you raped my ears! You make me smile on my bad days!

[CaviarDreamer]

i actually like paisley designs in some circumstances...they can be chic

[PsychedelicDespair]

I love how random people in someway insult Buck, and then he replies to them in his own hyper, silly way. :)

[twilightsaga1121]

I don't think Taylor swift to shld get back w Joe Jonas. And I think all the moms on Toddlers and Tiaras are FREAKING CRAZY!

[globaldefenseforce]

Why do people have to say mean things to get attention from Buck? :(