Funniest Prank Calls Ever! (part one)

[SmoothJazz98]

I do find myself quite often during meetings saying out loud after a particularly rough discussion, "[Sigh], okay 231-2288's the number to call..."

[xXasspunchXx]

Ralph is fat... RALPH!

[Yallniggasbetrollin]

'Fatty and Skinny went to bed,

Fatty farted and Skinny was dead.'

[le238man]

Laurel & Hardy

[finalman25]

too many hot dogs.. made him fart online ....LMFAOOO

[MMA94NYC]

LMFAO "My hemhroids are flaring up real bad" "Yeah we know" guy next to him "What?" lol

[ajosep12]

LMFAO!

[noble381297]

stop messing with the god damn paper!! haha!!!!

[JamesWEnderson2000]

and i will say these calls are quite plebeian in nature. screaming curse words or calling the guy fat is not nearly as funny, witty, or creative as things that Richard and Sal from Howard Stern do, or the calls and emails to the UK religious channel gets.

[JamesWEnderson2000]

prerecorded? why would they play these ones!?

[qahtani]

@JamesWEnderson2000

PCTV replays everything like 1000 times.

[cubersaywhat]

At 0:13 does any one else hear him said soda's porn?

[DiarrheaMouthReturns]

These videos are awesome

[JHKH4]

Messed up dude-.-

[TheBWrighter]

lmao

[AvlisadSirk]

@0:50 John is a White knight faggot.

[bytesize]

i think the best thing about these pranks is how well (and nicely) he handles these calls... nice guy, for sure.

[redwineisfine]

Dumb

[Flyersfan1231]

the pranker is gay as crap. he is so mean.

[TFCfan2021]

its pre-recorded and they still left the pranks on the edited show... the pranks are kinda lame. The only show I know to do this on anymore is on KDKA I think they do a sports show

[Huntington12345678]

Awesome. I love pranks.

[6steeven3]

ralph how dare YOU accuse SOMEONE ELSE of eating too many hot dogs

[onlinetag]

lol ralph is fat ralph

[RedDaVincy]

"Brian from Brooklyn is having a good time tonight. I think he had a little too much, uh, at the mall, uh Christmas shopping, or whatever ahead, uh, a little bit too, too many hot dogs or something at the mall, because he obviously, uh, had that happen."

[omgSlickNick]

@RedDaVincy Lol he's saying that he ate too many hot dogs and shit his pants! But he is like uh, duh, uh!

[wgthomps13]

is that Mark Madden on the right

[CAnewyorkk]

LMAOOOOO



[wd0675]

is this show still go on

[SmokeDutchVegetables]

what a couple of dickheads

[KungFuRascals3]

8:46 MMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just that look on his face that says "Oh fuck, here we go again....." cracks me up!!!



[PittsburghSean]

Hahahaha, these are awesome. By the way, this was a little before my time. Who was this Ralph dude?

[ABCdawggg]

after a while i sorta feel bad for the guy lol

[ooNATIVEoo]

lol the papers

[BlueWizard1337]

"Hello?" *farts* "Oh my..."

[TubeMonkey72]

I'm proud of the fat guy for slimming down towards the end. Good work.

[aj0446]

the thing with the papers in the beginning , god it was so funny.... i live a dull life......

[RedDaVincy]

@aj0446 It's okay. My life is mostly skydiving after doing lines of coke, and I found it funny.

[aj0446]

@RedDaVincy can i like hang out with you? maybe do your laundry or something?

[mike23456789101112]

@aj0446 WHATS UP WITH THE FUCKING PAPERS LOLZ AHGHGAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAA

[pushorpull1]

"my hemroids flared up real bad"

"yeah we know"

"what was that?"

"thats nice to know, its called preparation H"

"okay"

ROFL

[Flyingfawk]

8:15 "...yeah but... you're a fat fuck."

"Alright thanks John." Hahahah. Hilarious.

[diezil1987]

Chris Henry looks like a rapist!

[yohomey1234]

LOL niegegeggehghghhhh...... 8:45

[DudeCommunityVideos]

too many hotdogs at the mall.... are you retarded

[LighterB]

no no no, 2:03 is the WIN

[Rez054]

his sleeves aren't rolled up high enough

[VisionofOrion]

Lol so funny. back in the early '90s some guys in my dorm and I repeatedly called a sports talk show on the radio. One host got so pissed he just cut to looping commercials for the rest of the show.

[TheUselessCritic]

christmas shopping at the mall....too many hot dogs ????

[HotCet]

Whats the host name for this show lol?

[FifaSyndrome]

its funny how they always prank the same guy, when i was younger i would always prank the same pizza guy

[parkourisfun90]

Your a fat fuck OK thanks john

[joel99268]

"It could be Jim Haslett, we don't know if Moon would be the quarterback, we don't know a" "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON"

[DataSe7en]

call preparation H... i love puns

[dxmoe]

If they would have let him talk and after a couple of Min. yell out NO SHITTTT or SWEAR ON YOUR LIFE 

[Paintball1105]

HAHAHAHAHHAHA watching these take me back to calling the fedko zone, and I really wish me and my buds knew about this fat fucks show.

[Xshaka]

5:28 people leading doll lives...?

[HunterJs2]

What happened at 6:32?

[heartbreakkd228]

185 people lead exciting lives

[MrLtMuldoon]

Man you gotta stop eating hot dogs at the mall at Christmas bro. This rocks!

[Oiouthas]

"Ralph is fat bro" 5:17 LOLOLOLOL

[2011vincentm]

OMG can't stop laughing

[LucidDream]

I love how towards the first they act like they are doing something important by touching those papers and just moving them back to the same spots...lol.

[GOFLuvr]

"I'm a respectable talk show host..." I bet this fat doofus is getting more views in a day than all of his episodes put together, stacked the long way, and multiplied by a thousand! (Even if I'm wrong, he never got any publicity outside of Pittsburgh without YouTube.)

Is it just me, or are people on local access shows the only people who don't think local access programming is a joke?

[FuckThatShitBitch100]

This is gay. Thanks for wasting my time with these shit crank calls

[chillbackbro]

@FuckThatShitBitch100 the hell is a "crank call"? go jerkoff in your corner lonely boy.

[FuckThatShitBitch100]

@chillbackbro obv i meant prank call idiot. Go suck on your boyfriends cock

[larkjd]

sh11tsburgh is F'ed up

[krispyrenee]

fucked up

[ghana25]

"Another Ralph" hahaha

[DrTheKay]

americans...so annoying

[ozzyo602]

@DrTheKay racists and stereotypical people, so ignorant

[DrTheKay]

@ozzyo602

yeh americans are that too huh

[ozzyo602]

@DrTheKay and yet we are the ones saying "Oh Americans...."

[EmceeSpawn]

the guy at 1:06 is that yall or a real guy who is pissed

[patrix4th]

I keep watching these. There hillarious. I wish there were more of them.

[rosinasweetheart]

OH ITS SOOOOO FUNNY AT 3.58 ALMOST DIED FROM LAUGHTER

[LookAtTheWizKid]

im from pittsburgh too my man

[Loe7]

OH SHIT SLIM'S BREAKIN' IT DOWN.

[Lifter85]

shit*

[Lifter85]

to the 39 year old below me, you're a fucking loser, this shut is gay and only an immature faggot would think it's as hilarious as you do

[stfuplzzzz]

Lmao the zooming in is the best

[KungFuRascals3]

LOL! I'm a mature 39 year old and I can't help but laugh at these juvenile prank calls to this public access sports show host Ralph. Ralph made it even worse on himself by bitching about them. The last prank was the best (MOOOOOOOOOOO!)...

[cosg9531]

Dr. Bill, these are a side-splitting riot... if you happen to be a juvenile imbecile. However, if you happen to have the slightest trace of intelligence, and are actually beyond the 6th Grade, well, in that case, waste of time. Do you comprehend that correlation?

[RDarth]

Too many hot dogs at the mall? Hahaha

[BruteForceFilms]

middle america is so fuckin wierd

[234234234werrrrrrr]

parenting...gle

[444Wotan]

What is he writing? Is this Peter Griffin?

[ryanb113n]

WHat year was this? I want to see how wrong he was with his prediction.

[masseyboy305]

2:02

[sonofthejaybirdwinds]

wow this fat guy really is a ugly retarded fat fuck

[sonofthejaybirdwinds]

this is amesome

[sonofthejaybirdwinds]

lol pittsburgh

[MrSlingblade22]

the fkn pin head show

the fat fk doesnt even know his name

go have a 10 lb hamburger you fat fk.

pin heads united

[madwestboy]

6:34 lol wtf

[dxmoe]

LMFAO... Press 8 repeatedly

[dxmoe]

Press 4 repeatedly for the head-bop remix 

[0RodimusPrime0]

@3:58 Cryed so hard

[doctorbillcosby]

@0RodimusPrime0 Hahaha. "Think he had a little bit too much uhh....at the mall...uhh....Christmas shopping or whatever....had a...little too...too many hot dogs or something at the mall....because he obviously uhh...HAD THAT HAPPEN!" haha. He had nothing. I think it's funny how he just stops what he's talking about and the "points" he's making mid-sentence and hits the reset button.

[0RodimusPrime0]

@doctorbillcosby hahah too true

[ccabrera221]

3:42- i hope the skinny dude isn't in his stomach lol

[CertifiedGooner729]

Get the popcorn poppin get the sodas sourin. Wow. Fat boy is gay as fuck.

[j84buick]

Thumbs up if you were never parenteled (1:12) either!

[jimfath]

"Too many hot dogs at the mall" ha ha ha..... 4:15

[TheFutureFirefighter]

God I hate that upper east coast accent, most of all I HATE the Boston accent

[Orangetree547]

@TheFutureFirefighter Me too! It sounds like Jawn for John. Farking annoying.

[zodawg0079]

Fuckin' yinzers....

[CraftedGeek]

Uhm, yea my hemorrhoids flared up real bad...

Yea, we know...

[mathwizperson]

174 people are.....ummmm....uh OOH OOH DUCHEBAGS!

[FeelTheFuryV8]

Blwooooooo!!! Hilarious

[Ksimp9]

haha ralph is fat

[pat52205]

these prank calls were boring

[HipHopHead5611]

warren moon this was centuries ago

[SCUBONZIES]

HAND STAMP IT OUT

[l8mrblonde8l]

too many hotdogs at the mall!

[EmceeSpawn]

both gonna chuck 7:50

[r0flc0pt3r5]

FUCKING EPIC how they lead ralph on.

[lawrence142002]

Soda?! This is Pittsburgh, damnit!!! He deserved to get pranked.

[MilitiaMackMusic]

Ralph Is Fat Ralph Is Fat

LMAO ! Hey Doctor Bill Cosby . whats his full name

[MilitiaMackMusic]

Ralph Is Fat Ralph Is Fat

lol at the 2nd access show . when you made that noise during the dumb cheerleadin kids LOL Uuuuuuuugh

[jesmes94]

2312288 IS The number to call

[darkcollector100]

that dude wants to kill somebody..he's just holding back

[TheComedyKitchen]

wait when was this from

[MilitiaMackMusic]

Boooooooohohohohohooo

LMAO X 50 !!!

[faggymcbitchtits1]

It Happens Every Fall!

Perhaps the Queerest

Sport of All What is It?

IIIIIIT'S FOOTBALL!

IIIIIIT'S FOOTBALL! Homoerotic Tendencies Skyrockett through the Roof Every Player on the Field Has Got to be a Fuckin' Fruit They Wear Tight Pants When They Get a Touch Down

They Do A Homo-Dance!

IIIIIIT'S FOOTBALL!

IIIIIIT'S FOOTBALL!

[jtsegool]

2:47 "Dance"... Do the Dance!"

[mrfitch617]

i think he had too many hot dogs over there christmas shopping at the mall

[kostolomac222]

rofl @ the fart xD

[Slonstamonsta]

Slim is my football coach NO JOKE

[doctorbillcosby]

@Slonstamonsta haha that's awesome! Slim is the man! That dance was the best!

[PHXJersey]

@Slonstamonsta yeah right...

[superbetoboyrules]

that guy would win the peadophile dance contest at 2:57

[superbetoboyrules]

the first guys. i didnt know laurel and hardy got a call-in show

[purpleelephantbeard]

4:09 - 4:21

ahahahaha wtf

[terrybrass]

my favorite part was the farting

[captintrn]

waht the fuck is he trying to say at  4:11 t0 4:21

[hitman12]

boring!!!!!!!!!!!!

[1911sa]

damn i love these prank calls!

[Steveothemano14]

why a hillbilly bunch of clowns, how did these fools get on television

[OpticalFascism]

So in the U.S. of A., it's not a crime to publish prank calls on the internet without informing the victims first and ask them for permission? Glad I live in Europe with the better human rights.

[doctorbillcosby]

@OpticalFascism  ahhhahahahaha VICTMS? They didn't get raped! Well...verbally.

[FunnyGuy656]

@OpticalFascism you're an idiot. it's a joke stop trying to cause trouble faggot

[chrisis138]

@OpticalFascism yeah, the world knows Europe is known for its human rights.

[TheItalianFlavor]

@chrisis138 awesome dude! lol

[joynthis]

@OpticalFascism Of course we called that big fat greaseball to ask permission to publish clips from his important public-access football program. Then we farted.

[jordaniac89]

@OpticalFascism ahh...another piece of eurotrash pussy.

[TheSlevaslava]

@OpticalFascism narcissist. 

[Itachi2336]

@OpticalFascism im pretty sure it is illegal its just a matter of finding them and then what ur guna give them a fine and have a trial if it gets serious. it would be a waste of time when u could be going after real criminals

[yourmotherlovesme132]

@OpticalFascism hey fuck you, stupid european dick

[Matt777shxt]

@OpticalFascism That's freedom bitch! You live in Europe? That means your country is probably dirty... Just like your mothers vagina.

[ManicTheManic]

@OpticalFascism they allow themselves to be put on T.V.

they wave their right to not be recorded

/facepalm for you

[TheItalianFlavor]

@OpticalFascism wait wait wait wait wait...permission?

[bonchbonch]

@OpticalFascism Yes, Europe, the birthplace of centuries of anti-semitism including the Holocaust, is a bastion of human rights.

[Seracinfinity]

@bonchbonch Actually, Africa was the birthplace of Anti Semitism: Egypt.

[pampamproductions]

@OpticalFascism You mean more people with 10 foot poles up their asses.

[thehuntman47]

@OpticalFascism what the hell?

[AvengingDudikoff]

@OpticalFascism Victims? Crime?? Human Rights???? You're a fag.

[BigStick3456]

@OpticalFascism Europe also bans free speech. Europe sucks balls!

[Acceptable76]

@OpticalFascism Yeah, we'll have their numbers from 20 years ago right in our pockets. No problem.

[cwolf2012]

@OpticalFascism This is a public access show, dummy. It can be rebroadcast without permission. That's the only "crime" that they would be a victim of.

[BigStick3456]

@OpticalFascism You mean the same shitty part of the world that is arresting people for a moronic thing called hate-speech? Swallow a shot gun load and die, Vladamir!

[1KIELS]

dude your a squeaker stfu and grow some balls

[MrTobiathan]

I watch this daily ..it fucking makes life better. You rock little dudes. This chunky man is epic!

[CptGap48]

This was put up in 07

[ppatrikfromEST]

funny

[AdolescentGorilla]

Hi. I'm new to YouTube and I have a question: Aren't prank calls supposed to be funny?

[foxygrandpa991]

stopped watching when the 4 year old's prank calls made the vid

[M1105X]

Coin Toss-FAAARRRRRTTTTTT-Interesti­ng, huh.. :)

[FunnyGuy656]

"any real decent action"

[Zoltaaan]

4:00 is awesome, his reaction is sweeet

[FunnyGuy656]

"with this high hopes"

[andysanj]

6:53 lmao