Hilarious dutch Michael Rasmussen commercial !

[EribaMarduk]

hahaha

[august716]

Thumbs up is u think Michael Rasmussen is Clean!

[187Ganja]

this is very funny uit elkaar rosamunde :p Smoke Weed Everyday

[RoadRunner4572]

Tis weer even actueel,, maar vooral erg grappig ;-)

[seaboy17]

even though it may be an insult, it's bloody hilarious! too bad that Rabobank threw him out of the Tour when he would have won it. But lying is never tolerated...we still don't know the truth unfortunately of where he actually was

[kobadelhi]

@seaboy17 yes we do. he was in mexico training.

His wife is mexican they also live in mexico for big part of the year.

[seaboy17]

@kobadelhi - ok...didn;t know that...cheers

[JonasXaviSorensen]

As a Dane, i was outraged when Michael was kicked out of the tour, and i still consider it the most idiotic thing rabobank ever did. That being said, this is just so freaking hilarious xD

[purlzz]

Good commercial, but still a joke that Rabobank sacked him as he was the winner of TDF 07.

[XHANSENX100]

Okay he was doped but so was Contador and evans and leipheimer so he was clearly the right winner of tdf 2007

[ludimaggister]

ahahahahahahah ahahahahahah cassani cassani chi cumminasti

[fanofnormalclips]

You guys just take this way to serious. XD.

[Azabael]

Some people here don't have a sense of humour, whether he deserved it or not.

[NichlasTraevel]

Seriously? Am i the only dane here, who actually see the fun about this commercial?:D Honestly how can Michael be the 'rightfull' winner of the tour, when hes own team threw him out??

[goudkapje]

lol, this is Dutch humor - some people take everything so seriously :) Just relax dudes.

[mackaliscious]

thats funny !

[agerlund]

Hahaha! That's some funny shit!

[RubenDBLL]

Haha the pissed off danes reactions have the highest approval rate.

Damn Danes are chauvinistic.

[JACOBFLARSEN]

Relax people it was meant as a joke not an offend.. Rasmussen is a very great biker!

[Zhqrxt]

Michael Rasmussen was kicked out from Tour de france because he was under *suspicion* of using doping.

What are the other 195 riders - including 7 times winner Amstrong, still doing there?!

[ikea246]

come on rasmussen, you schleck and contador in the mountains. wow that would be the very best for a very long time

[samba2509]

Michael Rasmussen was the real winner in 2007 , he will be back... and end hes cycling with succes

[1nspirator]

shittiest commercial ever

[najbjergpoulsen]

hahaha great humor, ohh wait..thats not funny,,kicking a man lying down..

Only kids or retards fight like that, maybe dutch humor??????????

[andreaantoniobarrera]

micheal is a true champion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

[jvidell]

What is the big deal if he was in Italy instead of Mexico?

[00potter1991]

it's kind amazing that rasmussen can still joking with this thing despite whatever happen

[AlexH09]

@00potter1991 its not him

[dewulf2]

@00potter1991 - it's not the real Rasmussen yo, this add wouldn't even have needed his permission. They used a look-alike.

[Gautran7]

I buyed that magazine!

[me276]

haha! sad story though...

[Yarxing]

wuahahahaa xD awesome!

[atohandtorz]

Fuck off. Michael Rasmussen is the only who has beaten contador.

[weed8904]

@atohandtorz ricco has beaten him too

[r13p13]

@atohandtorz Todo mamado filho da puta...

[inara069]

@atohandtorz that anyone can take the Tour de France seriously is sad... most of the western world knows it's actually just a contest in who's got the best doctors (using centrifuges and whatever means to become better than the competition)...

most sports interested just follow TdF because we wanna know how many days into the tour a guy without access to the best doctors get busted...

[gtalcstories]

And what other sports do you have in mind?

Its well known that Cycling has far more strict and frequemt tests than other sports.

Other sports only get tested twice a year and not thoroughly.. But we do know they doped because when Wada raided Juventus training facilities in 1997 they found millions of pounds worth of peds. On the other hand all juventus players deny doping and none of them failed a drug test.

So Juventus was spending millions on drugs which no one was using.

How odd.

[Kokka985]

@gtalcstories I partially agree with your comment , though it's quite unprecise and 1way minded.

Wada never raided the Juventus facilities, even more in 1997 two years before its foundation ....;-) !!

The scandal you referred to rose at the end of 1998 season and it was brought to light due to an investigation

of Italian sports anti-doping authorities . Since then Italian football federation inspectors make surprise-controls in clubs facilities when the teams are training

[Kokka985]

x at least a couple of times every month , which is something totally unthinkable in premierleague where the clubs are told by English federation 1 week before control or in Spain where doping inspections are not even as farcical as in England, they just don't make any doping control ( Ronaldinho got hospitalized 1 week in Barcelona x a too massive use of nandrolon ) !!!

No doping product or steroyd or nandrolone phial was EVER found in the Juventus facilities 'cos at the time

[Kokka985]

the scandal was growing , they were sweaping out all warehouse in the sporting facility , so they couldn't find anything otherwise they would have erased the France's world cup in 1998 , the whole premierleague and spanish liga championships, half serie A , the whole french league, .....and so on !!!

No Juventus player failed a test because anti-doping tests were set only on international games and not x domestic leagues games in all the world .

At the end Juventus spent the same money

[Kokka985]

of Ajax, Manchester Utd, Barcelona,Real Madrid, Brazil and France in 1998 and don't worry for them , ALL players starting from Zidane, used that doping phials ......;-) !!!

[RayPRA]

@atohandtorz and he´s half mexican :D

[alexhansen1]

rasmussen only had two whereabouts warnings! just like most of the other riders! but he lied about it! he was NEVER convicted of doping or anything like that! however he more or less got a lifetime ban, while real cheaters like vinukorov just got one year! how is that fair!?

[ThePsalmon]

You also forget Ivan "extraterrestrial" Basso and A. Valverde who will line up in 2010.

Basso was caught blood-red handed in Puerto, admitted it and now all is forgotten.

Valverde was convicted in Italy by a match of his Puerto blood DNA. He will be there in AMS too.

Shame. Chicken got sqrewed. The whereabouts violations were suspicious and serious, but can't be worse than bags of blood in a spanish freezer. Arbitrary justice is no justice. I hope we see Rasmussen again soon.

[davidoffon]

@ThePsalmon It was a freege not a freeger. not a bloody eyespop. I scream if people not make cowrecked state meants, like meccaniko

or pItaly.Stopping now fur a laff.

[MrGrunz]

although I'm a big fan of rasmussen, I really love that commerical

come on, it's awesome :D

[stelist4life0]

hahaha chido!

[GFWahoo]

the real TDF 07 winner are michael, and he´s back

[Ccliskaboy]

JAJA esta chido el video.

[VikingInvaders]

haha damn loser

[JohnHolt69]

LMAO

[OnlYYlnO]

Hope we see Michael back in the 2010 TDF ! Contador will be shitting it if he comes back. Rasmussen will roast is arse on the climbs !!! Bravo Mr Rasmussen...

[adennehy]

I hope not, I hate cheaters, specially the really retarded ones...

[halfprice2]

haha that's good.

[koos987654]

I cannot stop giggling! The ad is brilliant!

The treatment of the chicken on the other hand a totally different story!

[Manojlo]

Contador will always be Rasmussen's bitch.

[davidoffon]

How to Robabank, leave no evidence, no witnesses and still get caught on the way up to the mountain with the cross nailed to your guilt.

Great climbers never cheat , they just defy cavity where their brain should be.

[nookie602]

Well, this sucked!

[marcothomsen]

omg fucking not funny, shiting dutch rabobank and you fucking ppl get your 100 kg ass over alpe'huez slowriders!!!!

[mulj0k]

i lol'd... still i think he is the right winner of tdf2007...

[Kymcopower]

Thats not funny.. Michael Rasmussen is the real winner of tour de france! Fuck you all

[Matte171]

yeah

[ace867]

not really...cause he was a dopehead so he didn't win...he's just a loser...

[koos987654]

Sorry, not true - didn't test positive at all - get your fact straight. He was pulled by his team for lying about his whereabouts

[ace867]

lets just wait till this shit in wenen is done and we'll see, you don't just lie about your wearabouts when theres nothing to hide, but who cares anyway rabobank sucks anyway

[kenn0255]

To ace867: he WASN'T doped you stupid morron! His tests are not confirmed positive yet. Yes I know he lied about his wereabouts 2 years ago, but the laboratories havn't found anything unusual in his blood. Now he is back, I'm also from Denmark and right now Michael Rasmussen is looking for a new team so he can return next year.

[ace867]

right mr.dickhead i said "lets wait till this shit in wenen is done" i didn't say anything about his test beeing confirmed my fucking god before you start calling me shit how about you start reading

everyone who's banned for 2 years is looking for a new team get real kiddo

[cleavetoo]

OMG are you kidding! That's outstandingly funny! C'mon you gotta be able to make fun of yourself and your own situation...particularly when you lie to try and cover it up...lol. Great piece!

[koos987654]

It is!! And you're right - gotta be able to make fun of yourself!

[RedheadDane]

@Kymcopower

Yeah... but it was still fun!

[andreaantoniobarrera]

@ Kymcopower rasmussen is the best of the tour de france 2007!!!

[dewulf2]

@Kymcopower and the other troll - puh-lease, the Chicken could have been great but he got sprung. End of story.

[SteffenRaul]

@Kymcopower

Ja klart... Han var en stor snyder så det baskede.

[mookie2637]

@Kymcopower Hahahahahaha...

[Denmarkpwns]

@Kymcopower it is funny, he was doped, live with it.. stop being such a crybaby like every other dane, "awawaawa he did win bla bla" NO HE DID NOT! LIVE WITH IT! geez...

[ashatbracks]

@Denmarkpwns Well my Danish friend, people have opinions. You cannot ask people to change them whether you like it or not.

[Denmarkpwns]

@ashatbracks never told anyone to change opinions, told a guy who is blinded by a possible fellow countryman winning tdf the truth.

[VildeKilde]

@Denmarkpwns

He wasn't testet positive for anything at any time of his career :) Not even remotely..

[VikingInvaders]

hilarious

[sayakaf1]

ayayay (ayayay) que caray (que caray) la carrera va a empezar...

ayayay (ayayay) que caray (que caray) y esta vez cual va a ganar....

funny as hell XD

[sorenpg]

Screw you! Michael Rasmussen is innocent!

[3slotes]

that is michel boogerd voice

[IxARExBACK]

hahaha good one.

[Wimvandermeer]

He says: Spelen! Why would he say: ' d'r uit jullie!' to Mexicans with sombrero? Yeah, get a headphone!

[timdevries1]

HQ lol

[deDutchleeuw]

Let one thing be sure > he said SPELEN. It is a DUTCH commercial so he speaks Dutch NO Spanish. I mailed this question the makers of this commercial and they agreed with me. .... ( en nu jullie weer :)

[jedikke]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[ThePurpleCow14]

He quite clearly says 'Spelen' and NOT 'pegele'. You people need better headphones.

[CaptainDurandal]

This is really good! The chicken must return!!!

[stevenkraal]

some people take this vid to damn serieus

the man in the car is my manager ore used to be actually but c'mon you got to admit it's funny

pz

[PeterGrzona]

funny....but he was NOT on epo...

[skietepaul]

no maybe not but he WAS lying...if he had nothing to hide why wouldn't he just say where he was

[nneztitor]

que hijos d puta, jjaja buenisimoooo

[Prexionsa]

lupitasosa´s right, it says pegenle.!!

[ErwinvanderWerve]

bull, he doesn't say, 'Pegenle': he say's: "spelen!", which means: play! (or play music in Dutch)...

[jonathonpower6666]

of course he says pegele... dont you understand the meaning of the ad?? his bride is from durango mexico

[XandaxDK]

Hehe - dark humor is always funny, even if one doesn't agree with the situation.

Usually Danes can laugh about most anything, but guess some here can't separate the real life issue from a satirical advert.

[ThomsenKA]

Hm, talk for yourself please.

Thought it was hilarious, even as dane.

[gusfrede]

alle der hader ham er bare nogle klamme lorte møg svin, han er den bedste cykelrytter nogensinde!!

[Gump919]

Klamme lorte møgsvin?

Sejt fundet på.

[festina2]

Hvor er den for nice, kan han sgu bare lære det. Han har fandeme da også bare været den største idiot!

[Feuk79]

Fuck you guys who made this video.

MrsSalle, FUCK DIG FEDE SVIN!

[ridetrek92]

so funny :D

[landerken]

Haha!

[Wimvandermeer]

Nope! learn dutch you eikel...

[TETNE]

You should stop acting like you know stuff... It's "spelen" (=jouer, jugar, spielen, to play)

[lupitasosa]

The same for you. Metiche.

[TETNE]

except for the fact that I'm right. The whole clip is in dutch FFS.

[TETNE]

Cause it's made for dutch television? Sounds obvious to me.

[lupitasosa]

Well, you're right. I only want the chicken to return soon. I'm his number one fan, because he's really good, and because we share the same nickname. The commercial is funny.

[uluuluululu]

nice ;-)

[suvacrew]

Rasmussen gets company in Mexico with Beltran and Duenas for the Summer. Can Ricco speak Spanish? When are the Floyd Landis adverts coming out?

[andistudillo]

jajajaja hey who can translate the final words to english please?

[coyler65]

lol

[Danni8520]

til duerfandmegrim.

Ja de fandt doping på ham, men det var ikke under listen af ulovlige. Michael Rasmussen er den rigtige vinder af tour'en 2007

[Mandersen2006]

Bwa hahahahaha!!

[EspectroDK]

Haha

Fanme sjov.

Michael Rasmussen er satme også en kegle...

[duerfandmegrim]

Han var fandme god! Det kan godt være han er dopet, men det er hele lortet sku da alligevel.

[Footracing]

Denne video viser jo bare at holdet kendte til hans whereabouts. Ganske underholdende klip.

[Ronnibabz]

Synes det latterligt man gør grin med en verdensklasse rytter. Hvis jeg var MR ville jeg sagsøge de folk, for at gøre grin med ham.

[jeppebee]

Ha ha! Hvor fun!

[KennyUltimate]

Det var sq okay sjovt! :D

[JLRocks21]

Its so nice

[krcmechelen]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooool

[warsoe]

Alt det der "under mistanke" er bare noget lort at fyre af. Michael Rasmussen havde ikke brudt nogle regler. Han havde fået to advarelser og der skal tre til for at man kan sættes under mistanke og jeg fatter virkelig ikke de idioter fra Rabobank. De kunne have vundet touren. Og den chance kommer ikke igen snart med en så dårlig Kaptajn som Menchov! Tsk Tsk!

[thelame123]

din nørd warsoe han havde to advarsler i forvejen. det her var hans tredje

[monkeynille]

Fuck Contador.

Det burde være ham de lavede grin med i en reklame!

Michael Rasmussen ville have vundet Tour de France 2007 hvis det ikke var for en flok idioter, Contador vandt kun fordi Rasmussen blev smidt ud..

Han kan jo ingen ting..

Jeg håber virkelig Rasmussen kommer på Team CSC Saxo Bank, efter han har fået renset sit navn (Y)

[Bugaloga]

hallo vinner, manden løj og dermed har han snydt derfor måtte han ikke vinde touren under mistanke. mht contador er der ingen der kunne bevise noget, mens Rasmussen har selv indrømme løgnen

[shaggy2D0p3]

So this how is Rabobank handles the situation by mocking Michael Rasmussen and making fun of how they destroyed a clean riders career.

[jordywaarts]

Commercial is made by a cycling magazine. And thus it's not the Rabobank mocking him. On the commercial itself loooooooool!

[Duwallovich]

Havde DCU bare holdt deres kæft da han vandt sin etape havde han vundet Touren, A. Contador er mindst ligeså uren som Rasmussen, hvis ikke mere så jeg giver ikke meget for ASO(?)

Jeg er ikke farvet, men DCU kunne havde valgt et bedre tidspunkt

[OctaBech]

Fremragende, det er bare en skam at jeg allerede havde læst reklamens punchline på TV2s hjemmeside.

Angående doping debatten.. at Contadore og Astana vil vende tilbage næste år er et bevis på ASO ikke har planer om at gøre Turen ren men at hele Rasmussen cirkuset blot var en del af det politiske spil i løsrivelsen fra det internationale cykelforbund.

P.s. jeg håber ikke at vi vil se M. R. på Team-SaxoBank.

[hydrotexs]

sjov!

[artistformerlyknown]

"vores allesammens" ??! LOL

mrsSalle, du er et intolerant fjols.

se dog sandheden i øjnene, når sagen er drevet over, er han ikke andet end...

til grin.

[MrsSalle]

Øhh, Er i chok over der ligefrem bliver gjort grin med vores allesammens Michael Rasmussen!!

[tashyXD]

LOOOL!! hilarious!! xD

[Ph43rr]

So funny xD

[andi0047]

Fed reklame! Den var meget sjov.

Men med hensyn til hele den her "ting" med Rasmussen så vil jeg sige, at lige meget om han taler sandt, det vil sige at grunden til, at han sagde han var i Mexico, var at der var problemer med ægteskabet, eller om der rent faktisk var noget snavs der, så er der ingen beviser! Intet tyder jo på, at han har været involveret i noget, og derfor kan han jo umuligt dømmes. Og det tyder jo også på, at han vinder retssagen mod Rabobank, så hvorfor bare udelukke ham?

[AnguloDK]

Brilliant video!

[artistformerlyknown]

ROFLMAO, jeg er flad af grin..genialt!!

Lad os nu snart få ham dømt ude, så vi ikke behøver at trækkes mere med den løgner.

[MrsSalle]

Flad af grin? Genialt? Dømt ude? Løgner? OMFG!! Du er nok den største idiot til dato, udover fodboldidioten!!

[bronenalladin]

"hilarious" er måske lidt af en jounalistisk overdrivelse, men sjovt er det da..

[bobdenaf]

Fucking cunts!

Kyllingen er den største!

[rruunnee]

haha ;D

[MissUnderkuffer]

Dry xD

[BudeXIII]

:-(

[FirstClassJap]

Haha.. Godt lavet :b

[Jonas7100]

Sankerib.. Der står bare ..

Vi er opmærksomme på alt! du også

du læse alt om det i tour guide

[Jonas7100]

Hassefar ..

Michael har beviser for at Erik Breukink og Theo De Rooji at de viste at han ikke var i mexico dagene op til Tour de France. Han har både sms`er og fax fra dem. Og flere af Rasmussen tidligere kollager siger at de også viste det !?

[hassefar]

Jonas: Ingen har jo set disse beviser, og selvom jeg har al mulig sympati for MR, så finder jeg ikke nogen speciel grund til at tro ham på hans ord i denne henseende. Bare fordi MR siger, at de vidste alt om det, gør det jo ikke mere eller mindre rigtigt end når Rabobank siger det modsatte. Men hvis han vitterligt har alle disse beviser, vil han selvfølgelig også vinde retssagen.

[Hassefar60]

Epic reply, du tog mit navn :P

[hassefar]

Jonas, veilesr and christianethomsen:

How do you know? Where is the exact proof of that? Or is it just your educated guess based on non-evidence but instead your feelings?

[mauer2]

My bitterness of not going to tivoli to celebrate Michael Rasmussen, is all i need to belief that rabobank sucks!

[Sankerib]

I'm from Danmark too so obviously and with all of my heart I want to believe Michael Rasmussen's side of the story and suport him in his struggle for justice. After last year chaos I'm done with the Tour...

That said, I find the above commercial absolutely hilarious. I guess it's a way of dealing with, and relating to tragic events in the western part of the world and Michaels exit was one of those events as I see it.

Can someone translate the text in the end of the clip please?!!

[Jonas7100]

christianethomsen .. I Agree ..

[christianethomsen]

Im from Denmark, the way Rabobank treated Michael Rasmussen was ridicolous, they knew all all along where Michael were, but when the press found out about the scam they suddently denied all knowledge to the whereabouts of Michael Rasmussen in the giving time period. Rabobank should pay Michael Rasmussen a load full of money for pulling him out of the Tour de France, all the past winners have been doped it is nothing new, they should have keept him in the race and let him win as he deserved.

[veilesr]

You are totally right.

[DJLauth]

Jamen det er rigtig nok ! Rabobank has a cloud of dobbelmorale hanging over their head.

[Jonas7100]

Where is the fun? Dutchman is so stupid .. Haha

[ojwisinthehouse]

lol

[imntbike]

nice :o)

[sloanric]

"You read all about it in the tour guide"

[badfishgood]

Lol.