put it like this, lets say u went ur whole life without hearing about religion or any ''holy'' book and ure like 25 yrs old and someone comes and tells u about it, u would think that person is a retard. but since ure drowned in this shit from the day of your birth, it becomes real to u, if u tell urself a lie enough times, in ur mind it will be considered true pretty soon. with or without religion, there would be sane/insane people, but religion is a breeding ground for lunatics
@Flaptothejack i'm not the one who goes around talking shit about religon, if u believe in it good if you dont good. but just cause you dont believe in it doesnt mean you can go around talkin shit. and thats why i said, "he needs help".
i believe in God but i didn't need the Bible or people to tell me this, we all have something called common sense, i didn't need to READ thou shalt not kill to know it was wrong..the Bible and religion as a whole has been nothing but destructive to humanity, and it wasn't inspired by God it was inspired by men and those books are used to control people and justify horrible things,not to mention is a billion dollar history and people use it to avoid responsibility ''god did it/devil did it"
i believe we're all made in God's image. having that been said, i'm pretty sure God has a sense of humor and thinks George Carlin is the funniest man to have ever lived.
Religion is for scared fools who can't cope with the idea there is no reason why we are here, make your own mind up stop following like blind sheep! You can live your life being good and sharing your love without having to join a club because you are scared and need anwsers! Life is a book and joining a religion is like having that book read to you! Read your own book make your own minds up, be yourself. Because every ones philosophy and experience in life is different. We're born we live we die
@legodeath1080 Of course!! Why do you think that christians defend so much the promise of eternal life? Becuase the minute they admit that resurrection is big time B.S. churches will lose 99% of their members.
Nothing to forgive here, just a great man telling it like it is. Hard to believe so many Americans let themselves become so deluded by ancient fairy stories... Go George!
One thing that really annoys me is people who say atheists go to hell just because they don't believe in God.
Let me tell you, we atheists have the ability to think for outselves instead of blindly believe in a 2000 year old book.
Plus I would rather believe in scientists in there labcoats than some crazy ass lunatic yelling at me telling me i have to go to church every sunday and apologize for being born.
And yet you think believing in anything you hear is in any way intelligent. You're an idiot. Did well in school? Means nothing, but your brain is far too small to understand anything I've just said and I can put money on it that you honestly don't have a clue what I'm talking about.
i hate you so much that i love you. i will make you with hate, to show you that its love. thats the whole 'point' of life, that there "is not point/dot/no such thing" we are actually living reality, that is an unreality of logic. so see? God says this is a dream. lets wake up soon He says...im sorry you might cry, cause its doubt...err the doubt that says i will die and come back here no matter what...till you realize love is the ultimate answer. that is all.
THAT IS WHY IT IS SO ANNOYING TO ALWAYS EXPLAIN IT, IT DOES ACTUALLY TAKE TIME, SPACE, AND MATTER TO TELL YOU WHY ITS STUPID....THIS IS WHAT WE ARE LIVING IN, TIME, SPACE, MATTER. IT DOESNT MEAN GOD IS USING YOU TO REALLY REALLY REALLY HATE YOU, NO HE WILL GIVE YOU HIS CONNECTEDNESS, WHEN YOU DIE, WAKE UP IN HEAVEN. or what people like carlin and hehehehehe the whole or most of the world thinks hhehehe, that you think when you die, thats all there is...i wanna be with God my Love, who showedhate
Hey, I wrote on a piece of paper "When I die I will appear in a lemon farm" so it must be true right? See what I did there? I read off a piece of paper and automatically believed it? Just what you do! But yet you call people idiots for not believing in something that has no evidence!
I hope you die and see what it is really like when you die, but you won't because you'll be dead... get it?
@blkcnzproductions hey dude, FUCK YOU, YOU TWAT. you think i give a fucking shit about your useless 'ideas'? dont you like to belittle others on your big man computer. if you wrote anything on a piece of paper, i hope its your name in the book of death. see what i did there? do you fucking believe EVERY SINGLE WORD you read ON ANYTHING? I NOW CALL YOU AN IDIOT even if I didnt state anyone being an idiot. i hope i die, so i can really know what its like, NOT BEING HERE WITH YOU
God thought the box was the only way to Live Free, so He Created, the "Bad Work" or Triangle. so you think hell is on earth? satan is the god of this earth, or as God would say, im controlling you with evil...but SOON YOU WILL FEEL LIKE ME...THAT EVIL OR NOT NOT BEING IS A LIE, AND IS FUNNY, THIS means, why when everyone says God doesnt exist...it makes me sad,....dont you know, God said, I love you and hate you at the same time? and only love shows? even through pain/hate/evil?COME ON PEOPLE!
50/50 is what God gave us, YOU ARE THE 50/50 OF ME, BUT I AM THE 50/50 =100. so uh, this is amusing actually, to live on earth, or hell, and either worry so much you that you begin to think, i am God, or that God is the Influence who told me im God...s. we are all God's, we are His 'play things' but we are playing with Him if we accept that we use love as the ultimate on hell...so you can cry and say WHAT YOU LIED SAYING EVIL IS REAL????? thats why the bible is both bullshit and the real shIT.ya
oh ya, thats why God lied to us, He says...STOP BEGGING, YOU WILL BE SAVED, DONT FUCKING WORRY FUCKING HEH ME! that is why George is right. Because God made the bullshit life, ie where you are right now. and that is why He gave us the Bible..to understand the bullshit, that HE LIED TO US, MEANING HE MADE US AS GOD, OR HIM, BUT, SUBJECTIVLY...ITS CONFUSING THAT WE SAY IS/NOT IS. that is God...huh, dont you want to die? or will you come back to earth in pity? or bullshit? or wouldyaratha in heaven
here guys, religion God created so we can survive, BECAUSE WE ARE THE NOT GOOD WORK, LOOK HOW FUCKING OBVIOUS GEORGE CARLIN IS TALKING. He is incompitent, He doesnt give a shit, that is why WE SHOULDNT BE AIMLESSLY BELIEVING THAT THERE IS ONLY US..THE SUN...YOU ARE THE SON! YOU ARE RIGHT GEORGE, THATS WHY YOU ARE IN HEAVEN NOW, YOU DIDNT EVEN KNOW YOU GAVE THE BULL SHIT = THE ANSWER!!!!!!
I just don't believe in any religion period ... over the centuries religion has been used to control the way the people think, the way the people, in control of this world, want us to think. Usually to the detriment of the masses, i.e the Crusades, or the Inquisition, or "we must support Israel". That is like supporting the genocide of the Palestinian people!" Believing in religion usually limits people's thinking, i.e. like thinking in a box.
Sorry I don't believe in your religion. I believe there might have been some being who created all this hell. And believe me this is hell. According to your religion, this place is Satan's domain. But anyways, Whatever created this whole universe is probably long since gone. Any why is Christianity the right religion? Why not Islam or one of the many other religions?
If you don't believe in God, then tell me why are we even here? Why is life unfair? Who created the earth... the biggest bullshit i ever heard is the big bang, and humans came from monkeys....
@unclest1nky That's wishful thinking I'm afraid. There is no peace in hell, and Carlin is likely in hell right now. I'm not saying that out of hate or ignorance, simply based on the appalling blasphemous nature displayed by Carlin and behold, the Lord our God is not mocked.
ever seen one those buses (usally an old double decker if your in uk) with either Jesus 2000 or Pray To Ala or something like that , theses people dont believe that dinosours ever existed or life existing else where in the universe, all religon is bullshit
religion was made by some middle age dum fuks about 600 years who didnt know fuck about the earth solar system our galaxy, space... i mean they though heaven was in the fuckin sky!?
In the bible it states the first living things were lions,tigers fish and adam and eve etc. ooh lucky here DINOSAURS!!!!!! what you gotta say about that pope!!!!!!?? Yeh thats right get your shitty belielfs and shove far enough up your arse to realise all the deaths sufferin and confusion youve caused. FUCK YOU!
Its refreshing to hear someone being so honest with himself ,he came to this realization simply by observing everything he has seen and heard in his life time,and his conclusion is there is no god.
@ownagebutter there are many different perspectives and realities on this planet,this is HIS conclusion,you cant just say thats the way it is,otherwise your no better than people that push religion.
@DaAlphaOmega i understand where your coming from, i'm agnostic myself. I'm just trying to say that believing something blindly and creating from your own insecurities about life and death can't be taken seriously.
@ownagebutter Thats exactly how i feel,when people make a claim the first question one will ask is how do you know? If you cant present 100% hard evidence to back your claim then people will just think your nuckin futts.
@alienhell663 what if someone else has a better philosphy than you? someone who has conquered ALL philosophy? if that person were to give you his secrets.. you would then follow his philosophy as a religion.
You cannot conquer all philosophy, as I only know my own perceptions, and this person would only know their perceptions. There you have it, a clear divide. They cannot 'conquer' something they would never experience in unification.
I wouldn't, as it wouldn't be true faith - true faith is unaffected, your own idea, not following a book. That's independence & searching for the truth in the physical and spiritual world. And I am not blinded by someone's words. I know my own.
@alienhell663 how do you know you cannot conquer all philosophy? every eye see's differently yes, but all is one and one is all, connecting with each other, intertwining with each other. Isnt searching for the truth what its all about? maybe people have already found the truth, but its just been lost and forgotten over time? the truth is there hidden in darkness, its your job as light to find the truth, know that you are the ultimate of all things, only the knowledge of this has been forgotten.
@Mcfc2Rich I just said why you can't. One is not all, there is no proof of this. Perceptions are our own, and nothing can guarantee the same for all around us (thereby we consider that only we exist.) Yes, that is what it's all about. And I can do that through my own study of my own perceptions, discovering true faith, inner peace and self-serenity. The implication that I am the creation of some being with no proof when only I know that I exist by my own senses is far-fetched.
*Sigh* You repeated what I said. I discard what I cannot prove, for I cannot waste time with my life, praying to a God that doesn't exist and longing for bullshit 'morals' that are pointless because Morality is a human construct. Grow up.
@alienhell663 The highest knowledge is unutterable for it exist's as an entity in lanes which transcend all material words or symbols. You may discard what you do not know but that will be your downfall, you live in death, it is therefore your food. Can I just say knowledge is power and power is knowledge, one with each other, perfecting the whole, it depends on which knowledge you choose to transcend, if your choosing the wrong one then all your hardwork will halt, sooner or later.
Look up history of the Bible on here, it's about 2.5 hours long but it explains how during the inquisition they would execute (in horrible ways) anyone caught with a Bible. Ever since it was written, it's been attacked in all forms, people who read it have been persecuted and killed by the millions. Call it a fairy tale all you want but nobody's ever tried to burn someone at the stake for reading the 3 little pigs. (Regardless of your beliefs, the video I mentioned is very interesting).
Religion is the perfect business in that they take your money and make an enormous promise that can't be witnessed until death. It's not like you can die all to find out it is bullshit to demand your money back because A: You're money would be worthless in whatever the hell would come after death and B: you'd be dead so you wouldn't have a brain to even think about the fact you got duped because your brain and body are either rotting or burnt to ash. The end.
umm yeah in case you haven't noticed he used to be catholic fucktard, and also he's doing his fucking job. making fun of shit is the best comedy there is, and what's easier to make fun of than religion? nothing. stop accusing people of stupid bullshit and just fucking listen to the jokes, logic is religions nemesis and guess why, because logic overrules religion. so there's your fucking illumination as to what this great man is/was truly up to.
@3abee6oz the thing pepole fail to see is the illuminati is a good thing
they seek to destory relegion wich would end allot fo racism and unite all the contrys wich would end war two things that your so called god could never do
Oh, so God sent NEW messengers to teach his religion? That's why the Qu'ran came thousands of years after Judaism & Christianity. Wow, I love the way you religious guys turn these things around ;o)
@orgasmicide2 There is only one religion that has been set up by God through his messengers, but over time, people dont pass on the teachings of the religion correctly or some might add and change the rules of the religion. This is why God sends other messangers to re-establish the original unforged religion to guide humanity in the way they live. The most correct religion today is Islam
@yoshithedrawmaster well said my freind, i am a muslim and i was a little offended but in the end they are the ones who will deeply regret what they have done.
Guy gets sent to prison for killing 10 people. He found god in prison(in the toilet) and now god forgives him. But if i kill myself, I go to hell. These religious monkeys are brainwashed peckerheads!!! The shit is disgusting!
Good thing this shit is dead he shouldn't be racist like cuz people can get affended by his bullshit talk over religion and that's his opinion not a fact people can believe whatever they want to believe so why judge them?
@TheSpike082 The same amendment which protects your right to exercise any religion you want also protects my right to say that your religion is bullshit. I can say it right into your face, and nobody could prosecute me for that.
@MrSaberq I don't care if you believe in God or not but when you die and God send you to hell and let you fell the pain of burning in hell again and again like barbeque chicken you will say God I believe in you please forgive me I can take no more I thought George Carlin was telling the truth, then the God will say this to you "let George Carlin save you and himself from hell now and by the way did you say F**k me I want you to prove that to me if you are a real man"!!
@mody6930 Hell doesn't exist. Neither does Heaven. It's just a bunch of fairy tales invented by primitive men to scare people into believing their Bible.
@jdbankshot Hell yeah man. You are right on the money about these psychotic religious fuckers! I like how they're so scared of pentagrams and Satan. lol
This guy will get fucked up in hell about all what he said about God and he will suffer and hope to be forgiven...but now it's time to pay the price in hell
@mody6930 You should read more about your own religion, you dumbass. In the old testament hell was never mentioned, but then science came and the church could not longer earn the money they used to earn, so they wrote the new testament, which said that you will burn in hell unless you worshiped God. But before the new testament, nobody knew what hell was. So please shut up, you narrowminded idiot.
But because it's funny as fuck and he's a smart guy.
I've always subscribed to the philosophy that God, being the Heavenly Father, is like a really flaky stepdad with good intentions and no follow through who goes around knocking up planets.
Mainly because I can relate to that guy. If god was so perfect, shit would be perfect, and if I was supposed to be in his image, I fucked up some perfection pretty hard.
I had an acquaintance who was a Christian. One day he said to me, "You're going to Hell." I said to him back, "You're already there."
Not long after he killed himself by jumping off a building. At least he's closer to God now, I guess.
Not many people mourned. Actually a lot of people were grateful. He was just such an asshole, had been for years. There was a sigh of relief with having him out of our lives.
he was such an asshole to u cause u couldn't stand the truth like millions of brainwashed and fucked up people that need some virtual shit to hold on to!Truth hurts huh..
@votta2 these passages are from page #17 of The Companions of Jehu written by Alexandre Dumas pere--"Sir, I have heard speak of the Companions of Jesus," replied the magistrate with his jeering smile. "The Jesuits, you mean? That is not what I am seeking, sir."....Elisha consecrated Jehu King of Israel, on condition that he exterminate the house of Ahab; Elisha was Louis XVIII; Jehu was Cadoudal; the house of Ahab, the Revolution.
@votta2 "The high office of the President has been used to foment a plot to destroy the American's freedom and before I leave office, I must inform the citizen of this plight."
@votta2 Alexandre Dumas pere wrote over 400 historical novels exposing world tyranny(Roman Catholic Empire). Alexandre Dumas pere was born near Paris in 1802 and 'coincidentally' in 1902 The Society of Gesu(Jesuits) were expelled from France for the 3rd and last time. The Society of Jesu(Jesuits) have been expelled from 83 countries and their pope is ARAMIS AND HE IS ALSO KNOWN AS THE COUNT OF MONTE CHRISTO(GENERAL OF THE JESUITS).
@votta2 MICHAEL TSARION IS THE WORLDS PREMIER CONSPIRACY RESEARCHER/LECTURER/AUTHOR. DR. BILL DEAGLE, LEO ZAGAMI, JORDAN MAXWELL AND ALEXANDRE DUMAS PERE ARE HIGHLY INFORMATIVE AS WELL. P.S. MELTING EUPHORIA IS SIMILAR TO OZRIC TENTACLES AND GONG.
@votta2 'I do not like the reappearance of The Jesuits ... If ever there was a body of men who merited damnation on earth and in hell, it is this society of Loyola's. Nevertheless, we are compelled by our system of religous toleration to offer them an asylum.' John Adams, 2nd President of the U.S.A
@tokyo250 uhh... hes a comedian...that's his job is to talk shit. literally.
zupy90guitar 1 week ago
put it like this, lets say u went ur whole life without hearing about religion or any ''holy'' book and ure like 25 yrs old and someone comes and tells u about it, u would think that person is a retard. but since ure drowned in this shit from the day of your birth, it becomes real to u, if u tell urself a lie enough times, in ur mind it will be considered true pretty soon. with or without religion, there would be sane/insane people, but religion is a breeding ground for lunatics
fhab525 2 weeks ago
YUp
maxwellpassion 3 weeks ago
This guy needs help
tokyo250 3 weeks ago
@tokyo250 You need help
Flaptothejack 3 weeks ago
@Flaptothejack i'm not the one who goes around talking shit about religon, if u believe in it good if you dont good. but just cause you dont believe in it doesnt mean you can go around talkin shit. and thats why i said, "he needs help".
tokyo250 2 weeks ago
@tokyo250 Religion is retarded.. Plus he's doing stand up dipshit
Flaptothejack 2 weeks ago
the bible contradicts itself. my neck hurts. nuff
adamroflll 4 weeks ago
@adamroflll No it doesn't.
DromeG60 1 week ago
Hahahaha so fucking true
xkrismonsterx756 1 month ago
soooooooooooooooooo true....i tried to believe this bullshit too - just cannot do it...just look around you????
liam08012008 1 month ago
just cant stand the anal stuck up religious idiots that think they know EVERYTHING. stop trying to shove ur believes down other pplz throats!
rockerklaq93 1 month ago
@achaish why don't you stop judging everyone on this page and concentrate on your life itself?? just a thought...
Mcfc2Rich 2 months ago
@achaish speak for yourself.. who are you to judge me? oh yea, your'e going of your own back I forgot. PRICK
Mcfc2Rich 2 months ago
Amen George! This dude should be a preacher. Tim Tebow needs to watch this shit. LOL
DrugstoreCFH 2 months ago
This stuff is hilarious. I don't take what he's saying as a joke though. It's just funny cause it's true.
TopThrill22 2 months ago
i believe in God but i didn't need the Bible or people to tell me this, we all have something called common sense, i didn't need to READ thou shalt not kill to know it was wrong..the Bible and religion as a whole has been nothing but destructive to humanity, and it wasn't inspired by God it was inspired by men and those books are used to control people and justify horrible things,not to mention is a billion dollar history and people use it to avoid responsibility ''god did it/devil did it"
fhab525 2 months ago 7
im a Christian and i found this hilarious
i believe we're all made in God's image. having that been said, i'm pretty sure God has a sense of humor and thinks George Carlin is the funniest man to have ever lived.
bigsmoove03 2 months ago
Religion is for scared fools who can't cope with the idea there is no reason why we are here, make your own mind up stop following like blind sheep! You can live your life being good and sharing your love without having to join a club because you are scared and need anwsers! Life is a book and joining a religion is like having that book read to you! Read your own book make your own minds up, be yourself. Because every ones philosophy and experience in life is different. We're born we live we die
legodeath1080 2 months ago 12
@legodeath1080 Yeah uhhh good luck with that :L
DromeG60 1 week ago
@legodeath1080 Of course!! Why do you think that christians defend so much the promise of eternal life? Becuase the minute they admit that resurrection is big time B.S. churches will lose 99% of their members.
surfboyabry007 1 day ago
Religion is something you follow, and if you have nothing to follow, you will end up like this prick..
Mcfc2Rich 2 months ago
@Mcfc2Rich brain washed loser!!!
achaish 2 months ago
@Mcfc2Rich true lol what a bitter miserable old man
ItsJustAPlug 1 month ago
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Mcfc2Rich 2 months ago
THINK instead of BELIEVE!!!
RZ3296 2 months ago
Carlin was the best....this is so funny and true all at the same time.
mbrowshan 2 months ago
Nothing to forgive here, just a great man telling it like it is. Hard to believe so many Americans let themselves become so deluded by ancient fairy stories... Go George!
merrychristmasvt 2 months ago
I forgive you George Carlin.
GolfVictor01 2 months ago
@GolfVictor01 ur a loser bud!!
achaish 2 months ago
he is amazing, he is brilliant, he is hilarious... he is my IDOL !!! (just like Billy is for himself ;)
EUroshka 2 months ago
One thing that really annoys me is people who say atheists go to hell just because they don't believe in God.
Let me tell you, we atheists have the ability to think for outselves instead of blindly believe in a 2000 year old book.
Plus I would rather believe in scientists in there labcoats than some crazy ass lunatic yelling at me telling me i have to go to church every sunday and apologize for being born.
MultiKnull 3 months ago
This guy is a know-nothing, Postmodern self-defeatist who died a just as he came, a sore loser.
thomaserossi 3 months ago
@thomaserossi Go find a priest to fondle you and stay off this channel.
Swingingmelodyman 3 months ago
@thomaserossi
And yet you think believing in anything you hear is in any way intelligent. You're an idiot. Did well in school? Means nothing, but your brain is far too small to understand anything I've just said and I can put money on it that you honestly don't have a clue what I'm talking about.
blkcnzproductions 3 months ago
i love this guy <3
harusame80 3 months ago
i hate you so much that i love you. i will make you with hate, to show you that its love. thats the whole 'point' of life, that there "is not point/dot/no such thing" we are actually living reality, that is an unreality of logic. so see? God says this is a dream. lets wake up soon He says...im sorry you might cry, cause its doubt...err the doubt that says i will die and come back here no matter what...till you realize love is the ultimate answer. that is all.
poltergiest11 3 months ago
THAT IS WHY IT IS SO ANNOYING TO ALWAYS EXPLAIN IT, IT DOES ACTUALLY TAKE TIME, SPACE, AND MATTER TO TELL YOU WHY ITS STUPID....THIS IS WHAT WE ARE LIVING IN, TIME, SPACE, MATTER. IT DOESNT MEAN GOD IS USING YOU TO REALLY REALLY REALLY HATE YOU, NO HE WILL GIVE YOU HIS CONNECTEDNESS, WHEN YOU DIE, WAKE UP IN HEAVEN. or what people like carlin and hehehehehe the whole or most of the world thinks hhehehe, that you think when you die, thats all there is...i wanna be with God my Love, who showedhate
poltergiest11 3 months ago
@poltergiest11
Hey, I wrote on a piece of paper "When I die I will appear in a lemon farm" so it must be true right? See what I did there? I read off a piece of paper and automatically believed it? Just what you do! But yet you call people idiots for not believing in something that has no evidence!
I hope you die and see what it is really like when you die, but you won't because you'll be dead... get it?
blkcnzproductions 3 months ago
@blkcnzproductions hey dude, FUCK YOU, YOU TWAT. you think i give a fucking shit about your useless 'ideas'? dont you like to belittle others on your big man computer. if you wrote anything on a piece of paper, i hope its your name in the book of death. see what i did there? do you fucking believe EVERY SINGLE WORD you read ON ANYTHING? I NOW CALL YOU AN IDIOT even if I didnt state anyone being an idiot. i hope i die, so i can really know what its like, NOT BEING HERE WITH YOU
poltergiest11 3 months ago
@poltergiest11
Just a usual raging catholic, nothing new to see here...
blkcnzproductions 3 months ago
@blkcnzproductions LOL you would have gotten top comment by saying " Just a usual raging catholic, nothing to see here folks" lol
ryan6627 2 months ago
God thought the box was the only way to Live Free, so He Created, the "Bad Work" or Triangle. so you think hell is on earth? satan is the god of this earth, or as God would say, im controlling you with evil...but SOON YOU WILL FEEL LIKE ME...THAT EVIL OR NOT NOT BEING IS A LIE, AND IS FUNNY, THIS means, why when everyone says God doesnt exist...it makes me sad,....dont you know, God said, I love you and hate you at the same time? and only love shows? even through pain/hate/evil?COME ON PEOPLE!
poltergiest11 3 months ago
50/50 is what God gave us, YOU ARE THE 50/50 OF ME, BUT I AM THE 50/50 =100. so uh, this is amusing actually, to live on earth, or hell, and either worry so much you that you begin to think, i am God, or that God is the Influence who told me im God...s. we are all God's, we are His 'play things' but we are playing with Him if we accept that we use love as the ultimate on hell...so you can cry and say WHAT YOU LIED SAYING EVIL IS REAL????? thats why the bible is both bullshit and the real shIT.ya
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thomaserossi 3 months ago
oh ya, thats why God lied to us, He says...STOP BEGGING, YOU WILL BE SAVED, DONT FUCKING WORRY FUCKING HEH ME! that is why George is right. Because God made the bullshit life, ie where you are right now. and that is why He gave us the Bible..to understand the bullshit, that HE LIED TO US, MEANING HE MADE US AS GOD, OR HIM, BUT, SUBJECTIVLY...ITS CONFUSING THAT WE SAY IS/NOT IS. that is God...huh, dont you want to die? or will you come back to earth in pity? or bullshit? or wouldyaratha in heaven
poltergiest11 3 months ago
here guys, religion God created so we can survive, BECAUSE WE ARE THE NOT GOOD WORK, LOOK HOW FUCKING OBVIOUS GEORGE CARLIN IS TALKING. He is incompitent, He doesnt give a shit, that is why WE SHOULDNT BE AIMLESSLY BELIEVING THAT THERE IS ONLY US..THE SUN...YOU ARE THE SON! YOU ARE RIGHT GEORGE, THATS WHY YOU ARE IN HEAVEN NOW, YOU DIDNT EVEN KNOW YOU GAVE THE BULL SHIT = THE ANSWER!!!!!!
poltergiest11 3 months ago
@poltergiest11 If you want to worship something for creating life... WORSHIP THE SUN... he says it in the fucking video..
crazyhiho 3 months ago
FTP!!! (Fuck The Pope) xD
johnjnukemsheridan 3 months ago
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Humans will believe anything...
Hornadayfan 3 months ago
Anyone else catch the "God bless Joe Pesci" at the end?
DragonBalance 3 months ago
Love this man. he says how shit really is. i'm glad he didn't let the shit screen cover his eyes
darkw0rldburden 3 months ago
He's not an idiot, because he/she/it doesn't exist.
unclest1nky 3 months ago 2
I just don't believe in any religion period ... over the centuries religion has been used to control the way the people think, the way the people, in control of this world, want us to think. Usually to the detriment of the masses, i.e the Crusades, or the Inquisition, or "we must support Israel". That is like supporting the genocide of the Palestinian people!" Believing in religion usually limits people's thinking, i.e. like thinking in a box.
unclest1nky 3 months ago 16
Sorry I don't believe in your religion. I believe there might have been some being who created all this hell. And believe me this is hell. According to your religion, this place is Satan's domain. But anyways, Whatever created this whole universe is probably long since gone. Any why is Christianity the right religion? Why not Islam or one of the many other religions?
unclest1nky 3 months ago
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this is soooooo sad !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i feel sorry for all the people who believe this!!
For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord.
Romans 6:23
nena123456789101 4 months ago
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this is soooooo sad !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i feel sorry for all the people who believe this!!
For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord.
Romans 6:23
nena123456789101 4 months ago
If you don't believe in God, then tell me why are we even here? Why is life unfair? Who created the earth... the biggest bullshit i ever heard is the big bang, and humans came from monkeys....
4teensanime 4 months ago
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@4teensanime You are one stupid motherfucker.
Jessica616ify 4 months ago
@4teensanime Why do YOU think we are here? We're here because we're here. Enjoy it, and stop thinking about monkeys.
lewars1912 3 months ago
@4teensanime Tell me why is there so much shit in the world...
patrick10001 3 months ago
Love ya George, R.I.P. (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008)
unclest1nky 4 months ago
@unclest1nky That's wishful thinking I'm afraid. There is no peace in hell, and Carlin is likely in hell right now. I'm not saying that out of hate or ignorance, simply based on the appalling blasphemous nature displayed by Carlin and behold, the Lord our God is not mocked.
MrEnlighteneddespot 3 months ago
@MrEnlighteneddespot You're an idiot. That is all.
MrGonzoC 3 months ago
@MrGonzoC Is the Lord our God an idiot?
MrEnlighteneddespot 3 months ago
@MrEnlighteneddespot He certainly would be, if he existed.
MrGonzoC 3 months ago
@MrEnlighteneddespot he dosn't exist bud
beardy443 3 months ago
@MrEnlighteneddespot
Brianwashed MF
linoscann357 3 months ago
@MrEnlighteneddespot
People like "MrEnlighteneddspot" is why the world is so messed up...
linoscann357 3 months ago
ever seen one those buses (usally an old double decker if your in uk) with either Jesus 2000 or Pray To Ala or something like that , theses people dont believe that dinosours ever existed or life existing else where in the universe, all religon is bullshit
gallafey 4 months ago
religion was made by some middle age dum fuks about 600 years who didnt know fuck about the earth solar system our galaxy, space... i mean they though heaven was in the fuckin sky!?
In the bible it states the first living things were lions,tigers fish and adam and eve etc. ooh lucky here DINOSAURS!!!!!! what you gotta say about that pope!!!!!!?? Yeh thats right get your shitty belielfs and shove far enough up your arse to realise all the deaths sufferin and confusion youve caused. FUCK YOU!
WZKmontage 4 months ago
@TheAluminiumklorid
you forgot #4
4. DON'T QUESTION THE LIST
JEL625 4 months ago
something is defently wrong? yeah, WE as in humanity only did it to our OWN selfs.
TheRegimelife 4 months ago
Its refreshing to hear someone being so honest with himself ,he came to this realization simply by observing everything he has seen and heard in his life time,and his conclusion is there is no god.
DaAlphaOmega 4 months ago 19
@DaAlphaOmega agreed
darkw0rldburden 3 months ago
@DaAlphaOmega not "his" conclusion. the conclusion
ownagebutter 2 months ago
@ownagebutter there are many different perspectives and realities on this planet,this is HIS conclusion,you cant just say thats the way it is,otherwise your no better than people that push religion.
DaAlphaOmega 2 months ago
@DaAlphaOmega i understand where your coming from, i'm agnostic myself. I'm just trying to say that believing something blindly and creating from your own insecurities about life and death can't be taken seriously.
ownagebutter 2 months ago
@ownagebutter Thats exactly how i feel,when people make a claim the first question one will ask is how do you know? If you cant present 100% hard evidence to back your claim then people will just think your nuckin futts.
DaAlphaOmega 2 months ago
Screw religion, your own philosophy is the win.
alienhell663 4 months ago 27
@alienhell663 YEEAUS!!!
MrRobtardo 4 months ago
@alienhell663 what if someone else has a better philosphy than you? someone who has conquered ALL philosophy? if that person were to give you his secrets.. you would then follow his philosophy as a religion.
Mcfc2Rich 2 months ago
@Mcfc2Rich Truth is subjective.
retropancakeful 2 months ago
@Mcfc2Rich
You cannot conquer all philosophy, as I only know my own perceptions, and this person would only know their perceptions. There you have it, a clear divide. They cannot 'conquer' something they would never experience in unification.
I wouldn't, as it wouldn't be true faith - true faith is unaffected, your own idea, not following a book. That's independence & searching for the truth in the physical and spiritual world. And I am not blinded by someone's words. I know my own.
alienhell663 2 months ago
@alienhell663 how do you know you cannot conquer all philosophy? every eye see's differently yes, but all is one and one is all, connecting with each other, intertwining with each other. Isnt searching for the truth what its all about? maybe people have already found the truth, but its just been lost and forgotten over time? the truth is there hidden in darkness, its your job as light to find the truth, know that you are the ultimate of all things, only the knowledge of this has been forgotten.
Mcfc2Rich 2 months ago
@Mcfc2Rich I just said why you can't. One is not all, there is no proof of this. Perceptions are our own, and nothing can guarantee the same for all around us (thereby we consider that only we exist.) Yes, that is what it's all about. And I can do that through my own study of my own perceptions, discovering true faith, inner peace and self-serenity. The implication that I am the creation of some being with no proof when only I know that I exist by my own senses is far-fetched.
alienhell663 2 months ago
@alienhell663 well you keep discarding things you cannot prove so im going to leave you in your ignorant self... as above, so below.
Mcfc2Rich 2 months ago
@Mcfc2Rich
*Sigh* You repeated what I said. I discard what I cannot prove, for I cannot waste time with my life, praying to a God that doesn't exist and longing for bullshit 'morals' that are pointless because Morality is a human construct. Grow up.
alienhell663 2 months ago
@alienhell663 The highest knowledge is unutterable for it exist's as an entity in lanes which transcend all material words or symbols. You may discard what you do not know but that will be your downfall, you live in death, it is therefore your food. Can I just say knowledge is power and power is knowledge, one with each other, perfecting the whole, it depends on which knowledge you choose to transcend, if your choosing the wrong one then all your hardwork will halt, sooner or later.
Mcfc2Rich 2 months ago
Anyone who honestly loves God ought to realize that religion is indeed bullshit.
There shouldn't be any RULES as to how to love God, no matter what God is to you.
schwazala 5 months ago 2
INDEED RELIGION IS THE BIGGEST BULLSHIT CREATED BY MAN!
carabinieri210 5 months ago
Amen
ericcantona99 5 months ago
OMG... This guy is awesome, telling all the truth....
IMZACQLIMGENGQI 5 months ago
Respect! Check "John Michael Tsiros - Religion" :)
escaperecrds 5 months ago
So it's true, we do get wiser with age...
DesiDito 5 months ago
Look up history of the Bible on here, it's about 2.5 hours long but it explains how during the inquisition they would execute (in horrible ways) anyone caught with a Bible. Ever since it was written, it's been attacked in all forms, people who read it have been persecuted and killed by the millions. Call it a fairy tale all you want but nobody's ever tried to burn someone at the stake for reading the 3 little pigs. (Regardless of your beliefs, the video I mentioned is very interesting).
gymguy25 5 months ago
Religion is the perfect business in that they take your money and make an enormous promise that can't be witnessed until death. It's not like you can die all to find out it is bullshit to demand your money back because A: You're money would be worthless in whatever the hell would come after death and B: you'd be dead so you wouldn't have a brain to even think about the fact you got duped because your brain and body are either rotting or burnt to ash. The end.
foodgrin 5 months ago
holy fucking shit... i had the same realization of the sun about a year ago... and i didnt even see this video
bloop1785 5 months ago
THIS is why religion fucks people up SO badly.
BeauJames59 7 months ago
@BeauJames59 Because the SAME guy that would send you to Hell to burn forfuckingEVER LOVES you....
BeauJames59 7 months ago
@3abee6oz you are retarded. First off, the illuminati is also in this "bullshit department". Stop being such an ignorant fuck.
rockoman100 7 months ago
Carlin was a beam of light in a world of ignorant darkness. RIP.
CalvinVanCleef 7 months ago
this guy is obviously in the illuminati,they want the destruction of all religions and so does he.
3abee6oz 7 months ago
@3abee6oz
umm yeah in case you haven't noticed he used to be catholic fucktard, and also he's doing his fucking job. making fun of shit is the best comedy there is, and what's easier to make fun of than religion? nothing. stop accusing people of stupid bullshit and just fucking listen to the jokes, logic is religions nemesis and guess why, because logic overrules religion. so there's your fucking illumination as to what this great man is/was truly up to.
locknessjohnson 7 months ago
@3abee6oz hahahaha so everyone who thinks religion is bad is in the illuminati according to you.
DanGRtheMan 7 months ago
@3abee6oz the thing pepole fail to see is the illuminati is a good thing
they seek to destory relegion wich would end allot fo racism and unite all the contrys wich would end war two things that your so called god could never do
hanmerboys 4 months ago
@hanmerboys
Yeah too bad the illuminati isn't real either, so our only hope seems to be false as well.
Welcome to planet earth, 90% of fucking brainwashed idiots and 10% SANE people.
blkcnzproductions 3 months ago
Oh, so God sent NEW messengers to teach his religion? That's why the Qu'ran came thousands of years after Judaism & Christianity. Wow, I love the way you religious guys turn these things around ;o)
jipsom 7 months ago
@orgasmicide2 There is only one religion that has been set up by God through his messengers, but over time, people dont pass on the teachings of the religion correctly or some might add and change the rules of the religion. This is why God sends other messangers to re-establish the original unforged religion to guide humanity in the way they live. The most correct religion today is Islam
iraqinetwork 7 months ago
He loves you and he NEEEEEDS money!!!
MyBonnySweetheart 8 months ago
true. all religions are nothing but bullshit.
shivrajvishnu 8 months ago
Anyone remember Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey?
mrsemf 8 months ago
From the start to 1:12. I was already shoked. Don't know y, just was. :p
mrsemf 8 months ago
Joe Bless You!
Neonman78 8 months ago
Thank "God" there was George, baby! I love this guy. RIP my man!
radioman970 9 months ago
Christians I'm a christian my self but I don't get mad about this.. Learn that they are atheist in this earth.
yoshithedrawmaster 9 months ago
@yoshithedrawmaster agnosticism would be the proper term.
zerorez420 8 months ago
@yoshithedrawmaster well said my freind, i am a muslim and i was a little offended but in the end they are the ones who will deeply regret what they have done.
iraqinetwork 8 months ago
i wish he could have been my father. i love you george!
yourallbrainwashed 9 months ago
This guy is one smart comedian. His antics won't just make you laugh, you'll probably have an epiphany along the way. And a useful one too.
codenamevengeance 10 months ago
Guy gets sent to prison for killing 10 people. He found god in prison(in the toilet) and now god forgives him. But if i kill myself, I go to hell. These religious monkeys are brainwashed peckerheads!!! The shit is disgusting!
DrugstoreCFH 10 months ago
alll what he said is fact hahahahahahaha
naybobdenod 10 months ago
OMG he is right. AMEN to George
LeandroMuntendam 10 months ago
i love george you will be missed my friend
sukavuka 10 months ago
Good thing this shit is dead he shouldn't be racist like cuz people can get affended by his bullshit talk over religion and that's his opinion not a fact people can believe whatever they want to believe so why judge them?
TheSpike082 11 months ago
@TheSpike082 The same amendment which protects your right to exercise any religion you want also protects my right to say that your religion is bullshit. I can say it right into your face, and nobody could prosecute me for that.
People get offended? Who the fuck cares.
an0nim0uz 11 months ago
@TheSpike082 It's spelled 'Offended' Stay in the third grade you inbred illiterate fucking drone;
Anonymous1306 11 months ago
now this guy is (or rather were) the best guy to say what religion is xD
Denluddigasaken 11 months ago 2
funny and right!!!!!
wfswfsfws 11 months ago
lol at the religious arguments.
smokemipole 1 year ago 24
@MrSaberq I don't care if you believe in God or not but when you die and God send you to hell and let you fell the pain of burning in hell again and again like barbeque chicken you will say God I believe in you please forgive me I can take no more I thought George Carlin was telling the truth, then the God will say this to you "let George Carlin save you and himself from hell now and by the way did you say F**k me I want you to prove that to me if you are a real man"!!
mody6930 1 year ago
@mody6930 Hell doesn't exist.
AznSupaStar14 1 year ago
@mody6930 Hell doesn't exist. Neither does Heaven. It's just a bunch of fairy tales invented by primitive men to scare people into believing their Bible.
AznSupaStar14 1 year ago 2
@mody6930 um, ya, ok.... you, & all religious idiots are completely psychotic, end of story.
jdbankshot 11 months ago
@jdbankshot Hell yeah man. You are right on the money about these psychotic religious fuckers! I like how they're so scared of pentagrams and Satan. lol
DrugstoreCFH 10 months ago
This guy will get fucked up in hell about all what he said about God and he will suffer and hope to be forgiven...but now it's time to pay the price in hell
mody6930 1 year ago
@mody6930 Fuck you there is no God....And if there is fuck him too........
MrSaberq 1 year ago
@mody6930 You should read more about your own religion, you dumbass. In the old testament hell was never mentioned, but then science came and the church could not longer earn the money they used to earn, so they wrote the new testament, which said that you will burn in hell unless you worshiped God. But before the new testament, nobody knew what hell was. So please shut up, you narrowminded idiot.
SpinTie 11 months ago
@mody6930 There's no heaven, no hell, no god, no Satan. I'd like to see you prove the existence of a holy being. Holy shit.
Blahguy300 8 months ago
As a Christian, I find this hilarious.
Not because I pity him, or wish him well.
But because it's funny as fuck and he's a smart guy.
I've always subscribed to the philosophy that God, being the Heavenly Father, is like a really flaky stepdad with good intentions and no follow through who goes around knocking up planets.
Mainly because I can relate to that guy. If god was so perfect, shit would be perfect, and if I was supposed to be in his image, I fucked up some perfection pretty hard.
mrfudgeyhead 1 year ago
he is genius 1st time i watch lmao
imcrazy85 1 year ago
*insert religious-based argument starter here*
Toadsanime 1 year ago
7 Christians hated this video.
CHCHuser 1 year ago
The more you look around... you realize that something is f*cked up.
Rafstew 1 year ago 2
LOOOOOVE THIS OMG
loripandaaa 1 year ago
George Carlin is the best comedian ever. R.I.P.
stoverce 1 year ago
God bless joe pesci!
LeSqweek 1 year ago
R.I.P. George Carlin
hyperspacefool 1 year ago
I love this man, too bad he is dead.
R.I.P
Freedomismyreligion 1 year ago
George Carlin was the shit !!! R.I.P.
klanhead88 1 year ago
God is as real as the tooth fairy
ArcyTheFurryArcanine 1 year ago 5
occasional skin cancer but hey!
KimberleyBianca 1 year ago
Thats funny but hes having a go at the False Christianity that you all see,Because of these False teachers liars,peverts.thieves,SUCH A SHAME.
tonybroadley 1 year ago
I didn't show much sympathy when I wrote that did I. His life was pretty tragic. He was so stuck on God and Jesus. And ranted and ranted about it.
I don't know if that was the cause for his misery but I'm sure it did not give him equanimity in life.
iankyoko 1 year ago
dosnt give a shit!
sigangalin 1 year ago
the ending, best part hahahahahah
thatmetalguy85 1 year ago
I had an acquaintance who was a Christian. One day he said to me, "You're going to Hell." I said to him back, "You're already there."
Not long after he killed himself by jumping off a building. At least he's closer to God now, I guess.
Not many people mourned. Actually a lot of people were grateful. He was just such an asshole, had been for years. There was a sigh of relief with having him out of our lives.
iankyoko 1 year ago
@iankyoko Jeez!
fedner31 1 year ago
@iankyoko
he was such an asshole to u cause u couldn't stand the truth like millions of brainwashed and fucked up people that need some virtual shit to hold on to!Truth hurts huh..
votta2 1 year ago 28
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@votta2 "The high office of the President has been used to foment a plot to destroy the American's freedom and before I leave office, I must inform the citizen of this plight."
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@votta2 Alexandre Dumas pere wrote over 400 historical novels exposing world tyranny(Roman Catholic Empire). Alexandre Dumas pere was born near Paris in 1802 and 'coincidentally' in 1902 The Society of Gesu(Jesuits) were expelled from France for the 3rd and last time. The Society of Jesu(Jesuits) have been expelled from 83 countries and their pope is ARAMIS AND HE IS ALSO KNOWN AS THE COUNT OF MONTE CHRISTO(GENERAL OF THE JESUITS).
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@votta2 'I do not like the reappearance of The Jesuits ... If ever there was a body of men who merited damnation on earth and in hell, it is this society of Loyola's. Nevertheless, we are compelled by our system of religous toleration to offer them an asylum.' John Adams, 2nd President of the U.S.A
uriahheep108 6 months ago
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CannibalZombieKiller 1 year ago
george carlin definitely has some pancake mix
noURstupid100 1 year ago
great video!
MrMachix 1 year ago
Joe bless us, every one!
theshredator 1 year ago
Go Sun Worshippers!
EverybodyHatesThat 1 year ago