Touch My Katamari - Goro the Slacker Trailer

[MistressRemilia]

E10+? BLASPHEMY!

[KingIchigo]

I suddenly want to get off of my computer and go outside

[KillEmAllChannel]

When I see "Goro" I think in a Mortal Kombat Game

[jaguarjay13]

next game will be: Suck my Katamari

[jonathanguns1]

@jaguarjay13 suck your katamari

[jaguarjay13]

What does katamari mean??....

[Fuji086]

@jaguarjay13 I think it means clump.

[TheAsylumrunner]

Wha....wha...what the fuck?



[Halospore64]

wat

[Stockops3]

Sounds Like Yonro from Shin Chan

[Zaneoid]

Santa Clause:" this is the last time I bring preasents to Japan" - Robot Chicken

[pichicatero]

Touch me, Katamari.

[gerbalofdeath]

so it's not a mortal kombat game

[nicwongsci]

I kinda want to go back to study after what he said........ Ne! I AM JUST KIDDING!

[NorskDubTegnefilm]

The first ever E10+ rated Katamari game! This seems more suggestive than usual

[Illmatic662]

0:09 wow, it sounds like Porn..........Had to slow the volume down.

[EluciaDeLuteIma]

So many great games came out this year so yeah screw studying.

Good thing I had six months off from school.

[ZealousAnubis]

To touch or not to touch...there is no debate.

[JaCieKochams2]

Catherine would be nice for vita

[sebbe1231000]

@JaCieKochams2 Amen to that brother=)

[declanwhat]

sounds so suss

[BKillerUZ]

Not even a porn game has such a porn name

[iluvmypet]

the king of all cosmos looks like christian bale

[iluvmypet]

But the question still remains... " WILL YOU......... touch my Katamari ?"

[KoopDawg0]

Why not on the 3ds?

[renevp2]

Katamari + weirdness = always WIN

[RainbowDashRoad]

watch 0:07 to 0:24 with your eyes closed

I FUCKING DARE YOU

[ObjectionManiac13]

My girl likes to TOUCH MY KATAMARI (she named it XD)

[SanjiTyloxion]

...

[Slider2k]

It's Katamari on a Touch screen, obviously!

[jervey123]

the voice acting is really cheesy

[scampynoXP]

Katamari is problably the most original, WTF-y, and hilarious videogame series in all of existence :L

[randall251]

i feel like the king of cosmos is an allegory for david hasselhoff

[uberfluber96]

do a barrel roll

[dismantle123]

trippy ?~:0

[HummingbirdwithaHat]

Someone remind me why I watch Japanese trailers?

[xTeRRaFirex]

WTF

[iTimoleagueDuck]

close your eyes for the first 30 secs :P

[sweetcommand0]

@iTimoleagueDuck but i can skip this ad

[nintend04life]

Try watching this while on LSD

[YuriBo26]

Best. Ad. Ever.

[FRAMEDSKATEKREW69]

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH?

[DenniTheDude]

The name is somewhat disturbing

[gabycounter]

best idea evaaaaaaaaaar

[irkinwarlord629]

Touch My Katamari? Giggity?

[Baxbound]

Hold the fuck up. This is an ACTUAL game? :o

...

I don't know what to say.

[khrulez1]

what the fuck was that?



[HopeDiedScreaming]

nah,

[blicblak]

What the fuck is this shit?

[DontEatPapa]

The title sounds messed up, and if you watch 0:00 to 0:30 with your eyes closed... Wow...

[Justsomeperson660]

@DontEatPapa Nice, hahaha.

[Ghostkiller5555]

wtf did i just watch ?

[despadas]

yep, makes perfect sense to me. Yep

[MegaGrassman]

if this were a show id watch it

[RoarkCZ]

I think, it can be nominated as The Ugliest Trailer :D

[OFWGKTAz]

what did i just watch

[MrZoider]

Still no buy of vita.

[hassmann2000]

BEST INTRO EVER

[DenysHasSkillz]

Classic Goro, confusing the fuck out of everyone

[ZekromBlade]

why is this rated E. how are they gonna make commercials for this game and if this game is multiplayer who would want a kid to go like "Bob do you wanna play touch my katamari". the diologue of the trailer even sounds dirty.

[00Minecraftgamer00]

what is this!!????????

[ShadowZero1357]

I've used an Xbox 360 Controller..... Exactely like Goro.......

[RussellLawliet]

Vita exclusive games = not very much money.

Developers and publishers aren't really getting this.

[theULTIMATETetris]

Be careful the way you touch my katamari balls, they get sticky easily and swell up when there's enough mass on them. So go ahead touch it but I'm afraid that they will be too strong and rock your world.(Until there's nothing left but water.)

[narutofano03]

My Katamari just grew a few inches from watching this video.

[bigstabby]

Wait, so the actual title of the game is TOUCH MY KATAMARI?! I know there's going to be a shitstorm of unoriginal comments, but this game deserves EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.

[msc204x]

What did I just watch?...

[MrAlextomz519]

What. The. Fuck.

[Bibliomaniac15]

Uh...

[Jscsonic]

"But who can study when there's so many video games to play? And the internet, it's calling my name!"

Amen to that brother! I'm supposed to be doing a project right now that's due tomorrow! :D

[WaterCrystalline]

@Jscsonic Project? Due tomorrow? What's this nonsense I'm hearing? Insolent fool. Proceed to the wonderful realms of of your video-games immediately.

[TheSammaster9]

@Jscsonic ME TOO!

[sarkloid9]

@Jscsonic i finished my school year two weeks ago

[joey199412]

@Jscsonic Fucking same. Have to do a physics report with 50 pages and minimal of 20 hours study into it due tomorrow. Still didnt start. THE INTERNET IS ABUSING ME D:

[shongrocks1622]

@Jscsonic *sigh*.. thumbs up.

[giostarwars]

Giggety gay

[Bl0wUMind]

katamari-(translator)-penis.

[TheLaptop12]

funny!!! XD

[RainTek]

Fuck gamestops sale, steam all day

[AV0LTAG3]

@RainTek i take it your one of those no life-ers that sits on the comuter all day, and who advids human contact to the point where he wont go to a game sale. Sucks to be you

[RXR25]

Hey babe want to touch my katamari?

[GenocidalEdge]

Another reason for me to get a Vita.

Also, this guys is totally me.

[0neHundredPercent]

Naomi Kyle can touch my Katamari any day

[smokintheblaze]

Goro: It's life changing time! I need to find my Katamari by losing all of this weight!

[cazmaestro]

...

So what is this?

[Roddy349]

wtf!!!!!!!!

[Sebaelerizo]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOL 

[ZekromBlade]

why is this game rated E when it needs a title change?

[MeGustaMeh]

.......what......?

[hoplite95]

why that sound so perv?

[Soncikuro]

LOL probably weirdest trailer in history XD

[mega0968]

*Game gets released*

Me: Last night i played touch my katamari with my family and girlfriend, My Girlfriend won.....

[TheFunkyBones]

Weeaboo!

[Goldendark]

Que anuncio tan madreado....

[TheKy3s]

No arrow to the new joke well ill srt this out.

»»───(knee)───►

[smokintheblaze]

@TheKy3s »───(katamari)───►

[cupcakeco1]

No, I don't want to touch your katamari....

[AltShiftSpam]

Hey girl, wanna come to my house and play some "touch my katamari"?

[TheRhymeBoy]

Jizz running through his eyes

[Lucamynos]

Ok, that was weird

[skater24481]

i beat this game on vita.

[cookieraider126]

sounds like rape

[mikkel1120]

"Head randomly explodes"

[flamingtoady]

Fuck off haters. You can all suck my Katamari.

[HigHGuyism]

._.

[turbodelta4]

:jamesbond:



[cookieraider126]

close your eyes O-O

[jsDX11]

The URL is mad

[bl3a5ck]

Touch my Katapenis.

[StephensStuff]

Touched by the king of cosmos? *shudder*

[SuperEpic9000]

Touch My Penis?

[ShadowsWrath0]

This trailer and Spyro the Dragon being turned into collectable figurines.

Also, the recent IP banning bill that threatens the Internet.

......

I have no witty comment. The fail speaks for itself.

[atmmachine11]

columbiumbiaumbia commercial?? wow have not seen one of those in a while.

[faekfejs]

eheemm

[PentaNaez]

lolololol



[KirbyCrossing]

lol Otaku

[TheAnnoyingGamerGuy]

Um...

[20electric]

No top comment? Here is my chance.... arrow to the... face? erm foot? something... NOOOOOOOO!

[bl3a5ck]

@20electric try harder next time..

[ShadowSkillzAssassin]

that.... is one way to advertise for a game

[0amathev]

GO GO GO GO GO

GALO SENGEN

[ryanriddick]

@JN2828

Aww, poor guy

[XgamerHere]

touch my talala, my ding ding dong

[PBearSniper]

did i just watch this :S

[WorldGenesis]

ROYAL RAINBOW :D

[ChefBubbls]

what the fuck did i just watch

[TheBobi88]

KATAMORI NAK OLVASTAM XDXD

[Jaws1009]

... Wat.

[IGNentertainment]

The way he plays games reminds us of the way some non-gamers play fighting games. Buttonmash FTW!

[StephensStuff]

@IGNentertainment So Tekken and Soulcalibur arent good? :P

[AG31594IsBack]

@IGNentertainment omg u talk

[hugo7gd]

@IGNentertainment IT HAS SPOKEN!!!!

[Kramgnauh]

New Katamari? Hell yeah!!

[jRoXXas4869s]

Last night your mum touched my Katamari GIGGITY!

[Shoes742]

@jRoXXas4869s Bravo good sir, bravo

[BiGdaddyM100]

@jRoXXas4869s  OW !

[MrMajugi]

1 View

[JN2828]

YEEEEHHHH BUDDY FIRST VIEW. MY FIRST!!!



[gonzalez108]

weird part of youtube again

[TheTomilol]

rape rape rape IN DA ASS

[qwertyuiop7315]

Hello!

[Risinglight53]

Rape :D